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Robbies out... yay!

(christopher monkey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

GETTY!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

*GASP*

*blocks doors against lawyers*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

sweaty...

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

When will they fix his addiction

to shouting and demanding people look at him?
From the news story:
"I'd get up in front of 40,000 people and say: 'Look at me, I'm ace,'" he said.
"Then as soon as I got off stage, I'd get in the tour coach and go back to my bedroom and pull the duvet over my eyes."

He wants us to feel sorry for him for making millions of pounds and then going and having a lie down?!!
Someone really needs to kick a little perspective in to him.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

it's lonely at the top

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

They need to remove the 'Stoke' gene

the cause of all crass monkey-boy behaviour

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

which can be done quite simply with the

surgical removal of the top 34cm of his body

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

and by 'surgical'

I assume you mean 'big fuckoff chainsaw'

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

That makes me wince

and clench

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)

Ouch!

ouchouchouchouchouch!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)

I guess

using a towel just isn't doing it for him anymore.....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)

I'll do it

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

pffft! that reminds me of south park.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)

Get R Kelly to sing a song

"and I pull out my gun..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

gc? or just a plastic one?

A friend is over from thailand - I almost fainted when she pulled this out of her toiletry bag.

(staggs28, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

ooooh you wouldn't want to lose the cap up you

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

It could be worse!...

Unshopped!

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)

my mum loves that stuff

for the sole reason it puts her in fits of giggles when she takes it out of her bag...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)

Hahaha

'After-Party' makes it

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

was this before or after she fired ping pong balls across the room?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

LOL!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

~~ping pong~~ basket balls

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

~~basket balls~~ Dixon Bawls

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

arf

I was giggling at one of them last time I got my hair chopped

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

~~her toiletry bag~~ my anus

sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Damn you made me look like a loon at work hahahaha!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

*bows*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

ahh, the thai.

is there anything they make that isn't vaguely sex-related?

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

If there is

I dont want to know about it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

they sell it here

I have seen it - and chuckled at it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

you get your hair cut at a ladies hair dressers!

GHEY!!!!!

*goes to manly butcher* :P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

it's both
and close to where I work
that's all I care about :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

i once went to that poncy git's place

what's his name...
ah! Lee Stafford

before he was on telly lots
the cut cost me £25
but his place was rammed with totty
and a really fit girl washed my hair

best £25 i ever spent :P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

i let my sister cut my hair.

she uses kitchen scissors...

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

i let your sister shave my balls

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)

It's the real deal....

Its one of our top up-and-coming hair care companies. No shit.

(chickenbum YOU TRY BEING SPN'S WIFE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)

I for one think this experiment needs to be carried out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

I find this strangely erotic.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)

Haha

4. machine A will crush the glass plate of machine B

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)

Good point

*adds requirement for complex system of ropes and pulleys*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

sadly this

but say we rig up an anti-gravity field to levitate Photocopier A 4microns above Photocopier B?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

good plan

are you sure 4 microns is enough?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

speaking as a doctor

I would say it is a bit too much
I would go for 1.21 microns when dealing with time travel

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)

good call!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

just add

a slice of buttered toast to one side and a cat to the other :D

Edit: or attach a slice of toast buttered both sides inside the top copier

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)

we're not after a perpetual motion machine, that's easy

this is future science!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)

*scraps idea*

*goes back to scale model of situation*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

whos situation?

yours or mine?

Or his?! *points*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

*twitch*

*looks around for help*

Look over there!! *point*
*hides*
*lurks*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

yeah man

fuck free energy!
we want the expensive stuff!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

You could try it with a couple of scanners instead.

Or a photocopier and a scanner on top.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)

*prays for option 3*

I would imagine someone on here will actually do that if you put it in the newsletter.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

^this^

*hopes so hard*

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Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

Some young noob

out to impress in the student bar one night I reckon :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

Pop it in, you never know :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

oh alright then

....done

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)

Hurrah!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)

I think you might be right there.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

what about doing it with scanners?

or is that just not the same?

(horrid, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

no, that will simply trap the machines inside each other

like Ghostbusters traps

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

or Weird Science

actually...
*orders 2nd scanner*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

give her bigger boobies!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

anything more than a handful.......

you're risking a sprained tongue

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

OMG!

*places order with amazon quickly*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

"Plastic tubes and pots and pans,

bits and pieces and magic from my hands will make Weird Science!"

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

i know nothing about photocopiers....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

Somebody please try this.

The second option seems very plausible.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

I agree.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

What a cool idea

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

i did that once

i now have four photocopiers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

LOL!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

hahahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

arf!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahahaha

that was quite funny for you

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

Pffffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)

yes it needs to be done

woo

I also heard you can travel through time by putting instant coffee in the microwave

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

*removes knickers*

*sits on top of photocopier A*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

*duplicates*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

*masturbates*

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)

I thought that was what photocopiers were for

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)

No they are, they are.

Take no notice.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)

*licks glass*
:P

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)

you always have to bring it down a level, don't you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)

YOU WILL DIE IN HELLFIRE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

Did he hit you with Hey Mickey?

The bastard

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

He sent me the Spitting Image version

of Agadoo. Hence you must both die.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

Let me know if you need a hand

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

What's wrong with my unreasonable sexual demands?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

CONSTANT unreasonable sexual demands

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)

You love it

You go home and buff yourself numb every night

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

"Buff"?

I have not heard this term before.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)

You have now!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)

I learnt "bifta" on Saturday

I don't really want to learn any more naughty words. :(

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)

It's not a naughty word

But it's fairly self explanatory

You can't be a good copywriter if you don't know all the words in the world!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)

I thought any word that meant minge would be fairly naughty

Surprisingly, I don't tend to use words for genitalia when I'm writing about careers. :)

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)

That's where I'm going wrong with my CV then......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)

Oh I will.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)

He did that to me

but it didn't penetrate. then he mentioned that he'd sent Hey Mickey to Mictoboy and that just fucked everything up

OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND

HEY MICKEY!
HEY MICKEY!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

For some reason I've had Chucklevision in my head all morning.

I can't remember who posted the gif but they'll die too.

*writes list*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

I've had the 'Enterprise' theme in my head since I woke up.

I haven't watched that program in about 6 months.
I hate the theme tune.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)

As do I.

Thankfully I can't remember how it goes.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)

i for one

am unafraid of going down when necessary

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

Does that tie in with

kidnapping Japanese tourists?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahahahhahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

RUDENESS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)

I would hope for outcome 3

but it'd be 1 :(

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

Ivv is right.

You would get 2 white sheets of paper from each machine.

/works in IT support.

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Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

yes, I think we all kind of know that

although to be completely accurate it's more likely that a dozen or so parts wouyld break due to the reversed weight on each component.

That and the paper would miss the feed.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)

WRONG!

you would get 1 white sheet of paper
and an error message

well - that's what happens whenever I try and use one

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)

Yes

but have you ever actually done it?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:50, archived)

Yes!*

*no

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Aenesis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)

because otherwise they would be somewhere in the past or future.

unless they did it years ago and are in the future now...
or if they do it in a few years time and are ACTUALLY in the past right NOW!
erm...
*dies from confusion*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)

IT Support know fuck all about photocopiers..

I work in IT support and I know this. It's a pet hate of IT Support personnel that non-IT Support think IT Support know all about photocopiers. Fact.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

Yes.

I second this and third it too.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)

wow

that's some strong coffee you've been on today

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)

*stands by with fire extinguisher for outcome 2*

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)

Temperal space-time displacement

we will need to flood the area with tacheon rays.

or something

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

Photocopiers..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:54, archived)

Ah meercats

the chavs of the animal kingdom (not including humans)

Needs Bill Nighy talking crap about what they are doing.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)

Just to boost Mictoboy's ego

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)

get your hair cut

you big gay

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)

Better gay than ginger ;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)

Better dead than alien

(or so I have heard)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

I love this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

better dead than smeg...

shirley?

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)

HOW DAAAAAAARE YOU

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)

/\ This /\

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)

you look like a mong :)

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

And you say I've got wonky eyes, you fucking hippy!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)

wonky eyes

burning like fire~ah

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)

Mine don't dance.

Fuck - I appear to have lost the picture of your dancing eyes ;(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that belt is really GAY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)

It really is :|

I am disturbed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

it is indeed the gayest belt i've ever seen.....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

I didn't have the desire to go all out for Micto's

rhinestone affair.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

the more gay the belt

the less gay it is, obviously!
if you g for a less gay version, it looks MORE GAY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)

I agree with this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

the Mr Motivator paradox!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:53, archived)

I for one

have never seen gayer

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

Hah! that's excellent

Now crack a smile and get on with your day

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)

Why am I looking at...

What IS that thing? Some kind of mutant racoon/beaver hybrid?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

That's Cathy.

She's a fox.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

I wasn't referring to the toy

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

Hahahah

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

It's a macaroon.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

I'm guessing it's a fox

that he plans to chase across miles of countryside with a pack of dogs so that they can humanely rip it to pieces once it's exhausted. Just a guess.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

Close.

The clue is in the teeshirt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

The toy fox

is your wanksock?

I like the T-shirt, but the fez strikes me as inauthentic.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)

It's not shopped

I had it hand made for me in Turkey.

It is here, on my desk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

Oh, I didn't think it was shopped

but it looked a bit like a "comedy" fez - my 50 year old Moroccan fez is more angled.

Clearly I'm wrong though, carry on!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)

Oh god

First thing I see and it's too arousing.

*goes back to bed*

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)

Extra points for wearing a fez

minus ten point for shitty office lights

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

ninja powerrrrr!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:49, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

repost through boredom

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weirdbeard, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)

I'm not bored

I wasn't, anyway.

Hamtoucher.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

touch me

touch me

i wanna feel your body
your heart beat next to mine!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)

well done

spazz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

boredom through repost

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

did martin come round last night?

also, i forgot to ask sophie if she wanted to come tomorrow?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

yeah we just played GTA 3 and drank beer

Sophie's coming with us to see NIN tonight so I'll ask her then

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)

there is no you

there is only me

i just made you up, to hurt myself...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

sounds wicked,

where they playing?

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)

Brixton.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

sarrrrrrfffff london

have a great time.

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)

Brixton

but they cancelled a show in Birmingham last night due to Trent having a sore throat, so we're waiting to hear if they're still going to play

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

Choose a pond

Choose long legs

Choose wading through reeds

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

Choose a stupidly long beak

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

Choose heron.

(Astatine, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

if you're bored, do something new

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

turn off the TV set

and do something less boring instead

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

we got another attendee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

\o/

*whoops*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

excellent advice for that programme in particular

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

Hahaha

so true.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha

yup

I had usually truned over before they got the shitty face shaped pizzas in the oven

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

I didnt like 'Why dont you" much

a bit too informative, like Blue Peter and Record Breakers.

I was really more of a 'Thundercats' kind of child.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

^THIS.

Along with Mysterious Cities of Gold.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)

Ulysses 31 FTW

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)

Yes!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)

NOBODY liked Why Don't You

Nobody in the world!

edit: Even the kids that were on it looked like they wanted to be somewhere else

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)

I did

*slightly embarrassed*

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)

And you should be.

*looks stern*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

pfffft

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

*glares*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

Pure Brilliance.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

haha

brilliant as ever

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)

fnar

I like this one - lots
woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)

Sorry...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

These

are fuckin great

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

This is great.

Very, very great!!!

(Vega31, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

Haha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

Tonight on Top Gear, we review the new....

Edit: one for the davew27s amongst us....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

nicely done squire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

cheers, guv

You well, this fine morn?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)

indeed it is

i keep trying to do some work, but I keep returning to the board

feeling slightly guilty as I haven't Ninja'd for this afternoon yet

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

*hands black stealth gear*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)

excellent TA

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)

*watches freebs flip out*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)

...of window

*sounds of distant crashing glass follwed by muffled "thwunk"*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)

this bird's gonna fly!

*crash!*

*car alarm and muffled groaning*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

*somehowmanages to get car keys out of ninja pocket*

*silences alarm*

*collapses unconscious*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

I didn't sew pockets into that stealth gear!

YOU LIE!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

well, what's this then?

Oh.

Oh dear.......

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)

*books Freebs into Gyno*

/AC

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)

What do you mean by "ninja'd for this afternoon"?

Is there a mini-comp on the horizon?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

Just the 3pm draw-off

(on the calendar)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

Blimey

Whenever I attempt to draw something I have to get web help. I googled for this compo and got this...
www.misterart.com/store/view/002/group_id/8882/Watson-Guptill-Let-s-Draw-Manga-Ninja--Samurai.htm
A book for every drawing event!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)

Ooh I forgot about that.

*prepares to create photoshopped image just for the hell of it*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)

Marvellous!

*wants*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)

we're getting a veyron

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

Oh yeah, I forgot.

But an Esprit is only about £20k. A veyron is £800k.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

there is a reason for that

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

Esprits are nicer. To me, anyway.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

They look like toy cars

and feel like it too.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

Nooo

Esprits are lovely.
I have to say I do prefer the idea of buying a Scirocco, and Brain_Error will confirm that she is enthralled by this.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)

no.

no I am not. it is still a square tin on wheels, I don't care how fast it is.

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)

YES!

By a scirroco

Or a corrado

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)

Scirocco is the idea.

Corrados are too pricey and go wrong too often.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)

YOU!

www.b3ta.com/board/6945023

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)

hahaha

sorry!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

I'd be more worried about Pachey if I were you.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)

She's want s to fulfil my unreasonable sexual demands

she's just acting coy

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)

Is english your first language?

/ac

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)

Nah, she's scared of him

he haunts her dreams

www.b3ta.com/board/6942111

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:37, archived)

hahaha!

wastedindustry's lady is haunting mine at present.

www.b3ta.com/board/6940325

I was stuck to the sheets this morning

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)

I bet you were

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

Shut it you :p

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)

Tell me more about this "Lotus" chap.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

you wouldn't have a ring pull for a bonnet in real life

/davew27

Woo! Brill!

/DTH
Honk!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

that's neatly done

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha, nice one!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

that's rubbish.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

we missed a trick

we should have reedited riverghosts profile while we had the chance

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)

argh that's so true

He wouldn't have noticed immediately either!

We could've goatse'd it!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)

Oi!

What's with the 'rubbish', then - eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:45, archived)

It was 'dave' response

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)

huzzah

i forsee a day of car puns :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

You pouted and flounced after a punfest last night

Is it OK to do puns on a Wednesday?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)

unless you are JPG

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

*makes a note*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)

hehe, thanks micto

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

Lotus 2 on the Amiga taught me everything I needed to know about driving

Hitting felled trees makes you jump

Bouncing off road signs doesnt slow you down

Cars are made of rubber

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)

Ah man

What a top Amiga game! That and Firepower are the nuts!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

Bloody hell, an amiga game I never played

hol.abime.net/558

Looks like SWIV which was/is also ace.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

SWIV was the mutt's nuts.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

I bought it off ebay last year

because I reclaimed my Amiga from my parents house and all my copies from 1991-1995 are a bit corrupt.

Damn 3.5 inch disks and their crappy magnetic data.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)

lotus esprit was the forerunner to carmageddon

only the pedestrians merely dissapeared when you ran them over

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)

I dont remember pedestrians in Lotus Esprit

I shall boot it up when I get home and recapture my yoof

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

Haha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)

I don't know what this means but I have a strong notion that it is very important.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

Recently dead MALE horses?

with rigor mortis?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

rigor mortis affects muscles

cock is not muscles.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

Cock is poultry.

Mussels is seafood.
Seafood does not equal poultry.
Therefore cock does not equal mussels.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

Damn

and I had planned to sneak into the morgue this evening as well.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

Oh, in that case

take a syringe full of gelatin and inject it into the corpus cavernosum, remembering to do both sides, and then tie the now erect penis off at the base using a small rubber band. This works a treat... erm... apparently.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

*takes notes*

So YOU wrote that online guide

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)

So YOU read that online guide

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)

Aren't there muscles that hold the blood in?

Also, good 'ning! is your hand still hurting?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)

Ning Prof. I don't remember the hand thing

I assume micto did something to my right hand that hurt because I have a broken finger?

I don't think he's made it any worse!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)

Best of all the animals

I have a strong notion that you have announced to the talkboard your post here

edit: gosh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

now THIS is art!

BAZINGO!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

she certainly looks pleased with it.

and so she should!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

It's made from dead horses afterall.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

green women

best sort

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

Has she snogged

William Shatner yet?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

As the old rhyming couplet goes;

Girls with green skin
Are often keen to have enjoyable sexual encounters. In.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

It *is* important.

These things need to be pointed out.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)

argh you fucking cunt dead cat i hate you i'm going to put a stick in your eye

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)

Well, yes.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)

It looks very important

and I notice that you draw just like me :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)

I knew I'd seen the shark/helicopter picture before somewhere

(pdjpdj, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

CTHULHU! IN THE CLOUDS!

Is it just me who sees that?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

yup.

EDIT: no.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

no!

*fears*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

I'm glad I'm not going insane.

It looks like some sort of vengeful cuttlefish.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

Very artistically done, sir.

You've now made it look like an orange cock.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha!

needs more magenta

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)

oops

*does the stealth giggle (shoulders bouncing up and down at desk)*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

*attaches martini*

/obvious James Bond joke

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

i saw it too

i had to look again to not see it!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No, it's SuperPope!!

Able to leap tall minarets in a single bound, faster than the spread of Islam and able to summon the Inquisition with the power to burn all heretics.

Or something...............

I'll get my coat.

(monkey_spanker I AM THE LAW!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

SAFETY

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

hahahaha

more of this sort of thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

I would, but sauce is very hard to find

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

Try Tescos

or failing that, Asda

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

Don't forget Sainsbury's!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)

posh git

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

*preens*

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

flour can stain look like donkey

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

those two aprons look like a kangaroos head

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

Oh yeah

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

Haha!

FLOUR CAN STAIN

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

This is ace :D

What's the original from?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

Lab safety diagram I found on the interweb

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

Lully :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

hahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

this is absolutely brilliant

I rofled

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

brilliant

i feel much happier and far safer now.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

Pfffft. That made me giggle sir

Are you still doing the 'militant female' thing?
I was quite enjoying watching the chaps squirm

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

MILITANT FEMALE IS ALWAYS ON DUTY

You are oppressing me by calling me 'sir'.

;)

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

umm.. ma'am?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)

*jumps down a manhole to hide from MILITANT FEMALE*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)

Haha,

If you are planning on doing dangerous work, make sure to strip down to a t-shirt and your underwear.

(

Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

Where can I vote for you?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)

Just add my name to any sort of voting ballot.

It'll work if we all do it. Maybe.

(

Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)

Ha ha

I wish I'd put that in now.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

Glasses in pedal bin

made me chuckle, I wanted to stop for fear of anticlimax, but gloves brought it off nicely.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

ROFL

Pure class!

(isotope23 accident free since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

This is fucking fantastic.

Woo yay!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

Blaaskaak x 2

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

hahaha

nice

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

'ow queer!

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

This is all kinds of ace.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)

Ning.

What should I draw th'day?
(Yesterday's pic)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

draw a fairy trapped in a jar

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

umh... he already did

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

bugger

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

The curtains

*making myself giggle since 1970*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

She's looking a bit manical there!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

Ducks in socks

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

sucks in docks?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

'ning Mr JJ.

Draw something that challenges the laws of physics as we currently understand them.

Failing that, Scarlet at a waterslide park please.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

^this^

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

Scarlet at a waterslide park, challenging the laws of physics as we currently understand them

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

'ning JJ

next page of nurse sally please!

(

Weetobix, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

your own conclusions

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

Bikinis in the streets!

/ac

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

Please draw a mouse, sobbing his heart out beside an empty rabbit warren

He has brought them a box of delicious homemade cookies, but the rabbits moved away and didn't tell him. The cookie box has been tied with a bright yellow ribbon which is all flat and soggy after the mouse's tears rained down on it.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

My lady

drew a suggestion that you put forward a while back about a hedgehog who got thrown out of a party...
I'll get her to post it if you like :)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

yeah

I'll just need to clean it up before I post it, so keep your eyes peeled this afternoon ;)

(

Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

That would be super

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)

Magic Mallard

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

in socks

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

the mystical wizard of rhythm.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)

kat in mad max.

or scarlet in grim fandango.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)

something yiffy

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)

how about

some sort of whacky cunt in a bowler hat being bludgeoned to death by a fat beagle?

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)

The hilarious consequences

of Cynthia Pain drawing Cliff Richard's keys out of the bowl at a suburban fuck party.

Una Stubbs seethes quietly in the background, whilst warming herself up with an unripe aubergine.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)

~~Cynthia Pain~~ Lionel Blair

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)

Hmm

this has some fine elements and is well written, I'd vote for this.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)

I like the sound of yours

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)

I would like you to draw...

Leonard having trouble with a hammok.
Kat and 'someone special' (Art?) sitting under a tree watching the sun set.

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)

Well now.

Washed-up "comedy" actor-type Robin Williams is scraping together precious pennies to fund his Maoam addiction by working part-time as a doctor. He paces back and forth before his first patient of the day - egotistical U2 frontman Bono - wringing his hands and cackling evilly to himself. Tightly strapped face-down onto the bed, Bono's whimpers of terror are muffled by the bloody pillows.
Williams consults his checklist. Scanning over the various items, his attention is caught by two words:
"Stool sample."
Literally leaping about with glee, the increasingly aroused Williams tears off his clothing and pounces onto the unsuspecting singer with the unmitigated ferocity of an ageing Russian colonel.
Panic ensues. Bono wails fruitlessly as the perverted comedian plunges his withered cob into his patient's puckered, bone-dry shitpipe. Rhythmically thrusting away like a traction engine, Williams froths at the mouth in a fit of ecstasy. The sandpaper-like interior of Bono's rear cock receptacle begins to shred the bulbous helmet of Williams' mighty manhood.
And suddenly, with the force of a high-pressure riot hose, Williams is blasted back against the far wall by a torrential fountain of bloody bum-chunks. His arousal achieves a crescendo, and he vomits powerfully into his gaping cockeye, basking in the shower of shit from Bono's sputtering anus.

The end.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)

That's quite good

you've obviously been doing your homework

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)

Hurraj!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:46, archived)

roobarb

and custard, et al.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)

mornin

repost for the day shift folk - added shadows though

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custard, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

Lovely!

Where's 4dam? I want to rip his fucking throat out.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

really? why?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

the usual reasons, i'd imagine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

He gaz'ed me the lyrics to 'Agadoo'.

I'm going to kill him slowly by bleeding him dry.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

i chimed in with

'haven't you people ever heard of CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR'
no
far better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

gah!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

Poise and rationality are difficult

when you have 'push pineapple shake the tree' revolving around your brain.

I don't really want to kill him :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

I'll do it

I'm sick of his constant unreasonable sexual demands.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

haha!

*pushes pineapple*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

ow!

blunt end first please.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

~~bleeding~~ sucking

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)

hamtoucher!

(that's ace, send to those cuts at orange)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

they used

john hartson as a model when they designed these

\football blog

(prostheses, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

i very rarely get football jokes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

hartson

is fat, pasty, balding but ginger and not very good...not much of a joke really, but he looks like one of those orange blobs when he's on the pitch.

(prostheses, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)

sexy time!

are those two persons, or is (s)he a hermaphrodite?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

I think this answers my question

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

this is brilliant

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

This makes me do real giggles.

Nice wobbly action there.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

That's fantastic

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)

*WANG*

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)

kittins am not lieking clotheses...

kittins am wanting it to be nekkid tiem plees.

right...nearly 4 am here...i'm off to bed

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

that's just fab

night night

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

Awww

Night!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

But kitin is wurmer in cardygun

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

haha

goodnight

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

Morning micto.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

widdly widdly woo

good morning, oh tattoed rock monster

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

You're wrong there.

I haven't got any tattoes.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

Poe TAT toes

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

I got some cream for that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

scary guy!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)

oh bum

how will you have hash browns now?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

Sleep Tight sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

me?

i'm at work you daft shite

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

*FORCES INTO A BED*

SLEEP DAMMIT!

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

cool!

day off!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

is this a new sevice?

can you come down to me? I'm at work and need sleep....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

haha

greatness :D

Edit: night night

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

yaaay!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

haha cute!

night night
micto, story time please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

a mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood

a fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good

'where are you going to little brown mouse?
come and have lunch in my underground house'

'it's terribly kind of you fox, but no
i'm off to have tea with a gruffalo'

'a gruffalo? what's a gruffalo?'

'a gruffalo? why didn't you know?

he has terrible teeth and terrible claws
and terrible fangs in his terrible jaws'

'where are you meeting him?'

'here by these rocks, and his favourite food is roasted fox'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

that's excellent

and the last line is chilling.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

there's loads more

it's a great book

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

my daughter loves that book

I bought her the snail and the whale too.
have you read that one?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

i saw that in the shop recently
and i may well get it

we've got the boxset of gruffalo/squashand a squeeze/monkey puzzle/smartest giant in town

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

are the others just as good?

i've heard child of the gruffalo is a bit pance

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)

haven't heard of that one

we've got a few more of the blokes stuff
katie the kitten
pip the puppy
freddy the frog
they're pretty good, but maybe a little younger

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

Brilliant.

That is all.

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)

I feel that my opinions on 'Nekkid Tiem' are well documented already on this site

...so I shall instead merely 'Woo' your fine, FINE image

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

'jessie' and 'nekkid tiem'?!

never!
*runs crying*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

Don't be afraid kid!

I only want to eat your delicious braaains
Edit: Incase the big tag at the top isn't obvious enough, that's HappyToats fine work there

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)

it'll only be an appatiser...

here you go
*scoops*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)

i keep forgetting who does these zombie pics

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)

night foofy

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

splendid stuff

(i'm watching those eyes mind you ;) )

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

Other ppl mentioned that too...

i honestly just started drawing circles in flash
and these are what popped up...

i'll stop if you want.
^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

don't you dare stop!

i love your stuff, i was just pulling your plonker.
MORE OF THESE I SAY!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

yays!

^_^

yours is vastly superior to mine anyhow...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)

get outta here!

crazy foo!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

rar!

though...i really do need to be getting to bed...

k...but just cuz you said so!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)

Cyoooot!

and 'night

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahahah bloody excellent!

*glees beyond belief*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)

You didn't like it?It's a sequel..

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

response so far has been a little strange

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

somewhat

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

Oh I do thank that.

I do.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

needs more inverse function

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

Doesn't everything?

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

could be painful

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

Might give more depth to Fotus, though?

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

He does need more depth

and a background story. Where did he come from? Where is he going?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

vagina's

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)

last frame should read

"lalalalalalala bamba"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Tell me more about this "Fotus" chap

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

well he likes the odd flutter on the dogs

but he finds it hard to find hats that fit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

*awaits royalties*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

I believe it's a generic term for Gary Lineker's old Saturday programme...

Football Fotus

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

pfft!

THX Abortionman!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

lol

omg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

Haha

Although a tad disturbing, this makes me laugh

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

me too.

kind of a scared chuckle

nightnight!

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

Oh are you off?

Night!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

ahahahaha

fantastic stuff!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

Is english your first language?

/ac

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

The fact that abortionman cannot speak the language of his choosing makes these all the funnier. And I thank that.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

I also thank that

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

this is very odd

but woo!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

Abortionman

Always the answer to being pregnant of an unemployed Italian.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)

Chuckle chuckle power, ch-chuckle power, chuckle chuckle power.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

OH MY GOD!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

micheal owen (left) unavailable for comment

[edit] how rude, yay!

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

i thought it was roddy mcdowell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

looks more like lee mack

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

nah it's the chelsea manager bloke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

Ian Porterfield?

/getting on a bit

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)

there's a bit of jonny wilkinson about him

but it's actually Peter Norman, famous silver medalist of 1968.

and Chucklevision extra.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

are you sure it's not ardal o'hanlon

(after a crash diet)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

hmmm... i tenuously agree

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Haha

very cool!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

haha

great chuckle work

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

whats needed here is an indiana jonesesque whirling blade..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

you don't

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tolin its me, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

Press ctrl i!

and compo it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

I hear

that's what all the experts are doing, anyway.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

Pffft. I like you

You should post more :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

this^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

^that

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

^the other

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

^not tonight, I have a headache

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

come on,

just a quickie!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

Never beg, son.

It's demeaning.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

sorry dad

*takes dbroon roughly from behind WITHOUT asking*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

That's more like it!

*watches proudly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

^dynamic_cast<Compliance>(this)

(Azzek!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

Haha

Good response!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

Quick, dirty

(horrid, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

Haha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

shall i compo it?

(horrid, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

If you havn't already

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

Yes.

But inverse it more.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

^not this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

I have a question.

On your website it says "if you're interested in having me work for you," but doesn't actually say what you do.

I'm intrigued now.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

This overlooked detail

would explain many, many incoming emails.

Mystery solved. Thank you. Will clarify as soon as emails become less entertaining.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

*Stops sending emails

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

*pretends to have never sent any*

*whistles*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

what do you do?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

^this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

My flat needs painted

I'll pay you with stuff

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Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

why?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

Why what?

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Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)

LOL IT WASN@T ME LOL!!!1

I signed into the worng acount PSML!!1

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

I have a filing cabnet full of junk that needs sorting

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

LOL

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

LoLoLrOlFmAoZoMgPsMLOLOLOLOL!ROFFLESOXXXXORS!!!!11

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

zomg!!!!11111111111111

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

RALPH!!!11!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

Define

"stuff".

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

he probably meant to write spluff

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

I meant stuff.

I'm being polite because there's a lady present.

AS soon as you go Aphex, I'll go back to being crude.

HAHAHAHALOLOLOLROLFOLFOLFOLFOFLLROFLOLLL!!!11

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

she might be underage though

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)

KER-CHIIIIIIIIIING!

/mika blog

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

you cheeky editing bastard!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)

I''ll dance for you

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Hang on a second!

I still don't know.
*Intrigues harder*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

*hopes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

Let is stay that way

the truth will only shatter the fantasy in your head.

Or re-affirm it, one of the two.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

.........Oops....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

i'll pay you 90, 95..... ok a pound!

to model my tshirts for my site

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

4dam blows goats for 50p!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

Too right!

It's all profit!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)

Maybe it was originally black with white lines?

(

So theoretically, you could compo anything

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

You could indeed.

/mugatu blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha

THIS REPLY IS ACTUALLY INVERSED

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

its true

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)

I don't know anymore

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6944884

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)

but there's no 'I like this' button

edit: There is now

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

Click it baby!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)

Theoretically, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

wild theory = fact!

Every scientist knows that

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

its the back bone of all science!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

i don't think bookmarking it will help

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

I was think about teenage vagina's

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

Is english your first language?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahahaha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

pffft!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

Tell me more about this "Fotus" chap.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

It's never to late for abortion, madam

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

Is that what NASA

are putting on the side of their spacecraft these days?

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

I so wish this was true =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

you can't

you won't
and ya don't stop

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)

INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

BROOKLYN, BRONX, QUEENS 'N' STATTEN

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

well i'm a six point seven on the rictAH scale!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

well, it's 50 cups of coffee and you know it's ON

/favourite line

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

another dimension
another dimension

another dimension
another dimension

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

Next time you listen to that bit

listen for "I'm having a big shit" instead

I can't help but hear it every time

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahahaha

nice work

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)

tum tum tu tiddly tum ta tum tum tum ta tum ta tum tum

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

Wow man...you're like...drawing what we're all thinking

tripppppy

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

Ohhh!

I gettit*

*Doesn't get it

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)

I think it's meant to be a sigil of some kind.

(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)

Ray

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

would

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

AM......*spluffs*.......HAVE

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Aaaaargh!

Portilloesque!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

Didn't see it til you said that but

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!aaaaaaaah! eppp!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Yes!

Seconded!

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

thirded.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

You dirty boy.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

reminds me of Charlie Dimmock for some reason

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

Both not wearing bras?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

/Bruce Lee

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

/JCB

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

top gnops

he looks like stonaeage man

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

art' noon sir!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

'NING!

sir, for tis only 18 of your earth minutes past 10.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

lies!

It is 17 of these earthly minutes past the hour of ocular enhancement

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

Err, sorry no. Do it again?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

ohhh

is that a child car seat?

i have a new child car seat being delivered this week.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

No, it's the main seats.

She's basing her life on my teachings, you see.

I haven't got the heart to tell her that Hummer seats look a little odd on a motorbike.

Top o' the mornin' to you Mr O'Fodin!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

to be sure, to be sure, to be sure

can i tarmac your kitchen for you?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)

best reply ever

my stomach hurts from laughing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)

no, it's prolly the rat poison i put in your tea

the pain is you haemorrhaging into your stomach.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)

It's a BOOSTER SEAT okay?!

I'm just a bit short, it's not a bloody child's seat!

(

I can lend you a fiver if you like.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)

How can anyone look like a historical period, man.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

Very brown and dried up

Smelling faintly metallic

(

That gets a real O_o from me.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

That's excellent

has more than a hint of Portillo about it though

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

how does someone who lives on moss and grubs get so chubby?

woo to the pic!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

sounds like a description of Pete Doherty...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

Needs more chewing and spitting

and statements like "There is no evidence that neolithic man ever ate this moss, but it is edible" at which point he chews a bit more, then spits.

Fantastic viewing.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

It really is :D

Did you see the one where the slightly strange posh guy tried to make some sort of milk out of bracken roots?
Resulted in gack which he tasted and immediately spat out :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

Oh yes

They take a dull academic out into the wilds and make him eat shit.

Outstanding!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

haha!

*belm*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

I see the b3tans...

are full of hummus today. 'Ning all..

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

they certainly are!

'ning

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)

hahaha Woo!

It's amazing how he's changed over the years...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

shitting christ

that gives me the fear

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

it gives me the horn

(

new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

Yeah

hairs different:)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

eep!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

GNOPS GNOPS GNOPS GNOPS!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

YAY RAY!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

super

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)

Here he is !

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

Is English your first language?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

I thought that

He's rather good, don't you think?

Puts all us Hungarians to shame

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

I thought I could smell goulash

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

I always have a pot bubbling away

you can have some if you bring fresh Rustic Bread

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

DEAL

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

NO DEAL

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

FOTUS

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

SEAL

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

NO SEAL

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

RONSEAL

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

RON HOWARD

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

howard the duck

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

Donald Duck

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

DUCK!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

i sent your dvd yesterday mate

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

cheers fella

can't wait to get a look at that grandad/amoeba snuff

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

ace!

hang on a sec, I'll be back in a minute!

that makes no sense

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

minibash??

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

yes!

Get your ass to ~~Mars~~ Leeds

it's only a lunchtime thing, but If Waspy can make the effort, so can you ;)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

since i invented mini bashes

I think you should send me some royalties. call it....£30?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I think you'll find that to be wholly inaccurate sir!

I had a Derby mini-bash only last year!

(

sorry ma'am

*shuffles out the door*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

If you are referring to the bash where I was in attendence,

then I think you'll find that was anything BUT a mini bash young lady

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)

I wouldn't advise putting on your best pants

My initial enthusiasm may eventually be overpowered by common sense

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

Leeds!?!

for lunch!?!?

yeah
why don't you pop to southend for breakfast
my shout

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

'Ning, b3ta peeps!

Seconded on the whole "is english your first language" thing.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

I not only don't get the punchline

~~The grammar is unreadable~~

I'm not sure English is your first language

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

The last frame makes no sense at all.

Even if you change it to "thinking"

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

and "vaginas"

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

Well technically it should be

vaginum.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

START THE VAGINUM!!!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

that sounds like a new vehicle or a super villains death ray!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

I will take over the world

using the overpowering, superconcentrated odour of MUFF....

START THE VAGINUM!!!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

The vaginum will be televised.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

I changed it to

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori" and it still didn't make any sense, but it was slightly funnier.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahahaha agreed

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

How dare you take Wilfred Owen in vain!

Hehehe...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

there is a part of me in some forgotten foreign field that is forever sorry.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

*googles*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

no greater honour than to die for one's country

or something.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

/school English Literature blog

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

Yea, once again Wiki saved the day

Did you remember that off the top of your head?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

yeh

I became a bit of a Wilfred Owen fan while i was at school

/morbid

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

fair enough

I managed to avoid English war poetry

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Have you been to the WW1 museum in Ypres?

There's a big area dedicated to the poets.

Really quite moving.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

sadly not

but it would be good to go sometime. once* i have the cash I'm planning on a european tour.

*- if

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

How sweet and fitting it is...

English lit A-level. War poetry is actually really good for the most part.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

I bet the squaddies

are writing some good stuff over in Iraq at the moment

(

fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

How sweet and fitting it is...

to put a sack over some guy's head, and wank him off in front of a camera.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

pfft

sounds like my friday nights

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

is that what that bag was for yesterday?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

I think it's in my best interest

to put you on ignore

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

Tell me more about this "Fotus" chap.

Also: 'nings everyone!

*runs around rubbing against various b3tans, high-fiving and fondling wherever he goes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

*gets in there first while energy levels are up*

nings

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

*rubs energetically*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

*hair stands on end*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

On your head?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

I don't have any on my head

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)

*stands innocently in carefully-calculated path*

(

*flagging now*

*collapses into Jessie's arms*

*mutters something about keys and bunker*

*falls asleep*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

0_0

*locks bunker carefully*

(

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

Shhh

Hopefully when he wakes up and notices that we ate all his Tim-Tams, we'll be long gone

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ning, Prof!

How are you on this lovely sunny day?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

I'm grand ta.

Apart from being trapped in a stifling office with loads of boring stuff to do...

You okay? Still got food and stuff?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Hahaha yeah still got food :)

Managed money a bit better this month - I should be fine.
Seconded on the office thing.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

*fakes a high five and goes straight for a grope*

Oh yea...

Ning K-Mart

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

*spluffs*

'ning Weasel

*performs high-speed passby and ruffles hair*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Grrr

*licks paws*
*pats down tufts*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

OHH!

Touch that again

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

*slaps with other hand as well*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Thank you sir

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

'ningaah!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

*high fives*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

*huggles*

(

Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

*fondles on the way past*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

hullo! :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

'allo!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

*smiles and waves*

*is getting tired now*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO SOLDIER??

sig: so Jessie DID steal your seats? ;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

Other way around

(

Lies!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

'ning pops.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

'ning son.

Listen, don't come in the bunker. DO NOT come into the bunker. I'm just having a meeting, I'll be out in a while.

*wedges chair under doorknob*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)

*enters bunker via secret family entance*

dad what are yo-......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

*starts saving for psychotherapist*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

And he's stolen Anarchyman's costume.

*KRAK*

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

Louder

Hamtoucher

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

He is a bit like Borat

...It's just funnier that way..vagines...

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

O_o

~~he is~~ I am

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

haha!

you are a mental.

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

I can just imagine the soundtrack to this one...

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

i like this

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

i can TJ from this guy, right?

request tiem!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

yes

yes you can. woo! oh... erm... should i request something?

Edit: How about a bushbaby playing tennis with a macaque?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)

yesh.

^_^

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

A dog knitting a wooly hat for his cat friend

to go with his already knitted pullover

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)

Once again -

a blue tit with great tits smooshing a great tit with blue tits.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

A weasel in a rather happy setting!

It would be ever so lovely!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)

you're on fire this week, m'dear!

so draw yourself as a mechanical drawing device plugged to b3ta and a coffee tank

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)

i already have one!

^_^

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)

A ginger snap

beaten eaten by a ginger bloke with a chocolate head.

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

The invisible man

standing in limbo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hmm...

Sentient grapes using their mind powers on a small girl with a badminton racquet.
They induce her to violently attack a local armed policeman who shoots seven shades of shit out of her head and leaves her in a puddle of her own blood.

Not cute enough?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)

i could do that...

too lazy though...
tomorrow perhaps.
meanwhile, have some fluffgore:

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hurrah!

I am honoured :D

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)

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