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[challenge entry] what's on tonight?


quick n dirty lunchtime fing...
(bobbysands, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yay! not heard that one before
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ^This
Nice one :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# nice one
have this (clicky)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# dat is da bomb
or summat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yay
mainly for evil edna *sings* memories like the corners of my mind *
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# moog and Arthur and erm . . .
the fat fairy, Mavis


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i can't remember the cat's name
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# carwash- yay!
wicked name for a cat- wish i'd called my cat that now!
(bobbysands, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# is it wrong that I fancied Mavis?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# lol- that's hilarious...
i heard the prince banged her after he was turned into that beast thing
(bobbysands, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# fair enough
*is ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite the right idea but
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# got any Vera?
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV~LEEEEEE!
bwah-ha-ha-ha-haa
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Vera Lynne=Rizlas!
I get it! I get jokes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# gin!!
i like a drink while i smoke :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Don't be a cock! gin doesn't rhyme with rizlas . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Salmon and Trout = Gout?
edit/woo as well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Salmon & Trout
I think it's snout as well as gout, confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# i don't think there's any hard and fast rules
it was made up by a bunch of cockney wankers after all...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# cockney criminals no less
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# PACK 'EM OFF TO AUSTRALIA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# snout
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Tum-te-tum . . .
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# You have an pun for everything don't you?
This one is particularly Kosher tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Kosher eh?
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha halal!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# isn't halal meat prepared in accordance with islam?
if not, I don't know what it's all aboot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I believe it is, but I also believe they are very similar slaughtering techniques
/Psycopathic abattoir worker blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ah ok
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yes
similar to Kosher . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Halal, eh?
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# You Quack me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Moi!?
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yes you, but I am your STORKer
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# We've hit a pun loop
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# this makes me laugh every time
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Porkhurst
Lovely stuff, well played that man
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# aaahh I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# shalom
Salmon and trout = freshwater = baby daughter = Sgt. Slaughter = botter = bummer = Wacko Jacko = tobacco
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# heheh!
thankyou for clearing that up for me...

and for spotting my poor spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# :D
no problem, I don't need encouragement to be a pedantic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# your great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ooo a double level
cockney slang!
*edit* nice fontage too
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Me first one of this compo
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ouuwee oowee oo
scobby poo here now have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# THIS compo???
:D

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# yes
I have made pics for different compos before . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# clearly
:P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *scratches head*
am I missing summat?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# no
i probably am. carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# on holiday . . .
enjoying a nice cheesey ice cream


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# scooby doo/clue not poo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *cries*
I couldn't find a decent pic of a digeredoo


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaaaaaa!
YIPPEE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ning
sir
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# FECK!
It CAN'T be . . . ?

Q: How do you tune a banjo?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# like a mong
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *huggles the REAL Vultan*
How's the fambly? Has wee Davina started school yet?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I haven't seen the sprog for two weeks now
i'm in south carolina yeeeee haaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Awww!
but all well?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# as can be expected as
the spawn of my pustulent loins / family blog
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# pffftle
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
poor Art
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# She looks so proud
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# look daddy!!
i'm a doctor!
I'M A Doctor!!

*swings baby around by the umbilical cord*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# a face splint
that is pure genius! Woo Yay & Hoplah!
Scarlet FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha!
but this isn't the picture of me i requested down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# She versatile
that's what we love about her
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Arf!
it's improved Arts look as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Yes,
I like this, lots, as ever.

JJ you make me happy in my special place.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# the laundry cupboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Gliese 581c
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Bin there.
Cold. A but dull. Similar to Paris, in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I yam actually a doctor, so I shall now go to work and apply face splints.
Maybe PhD.s shouldn't practise medicine, but how else are we going to get any better at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# She's not a real doctor!
That oughtn't be allowed, pretending to be a doctor indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha! That's chuffing great.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I love this... YES!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# i was bored

really bored
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
may contain elements of dudley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahah
if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, then please dial 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *mashes keypad with chubby fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *2*...*1*
oops
*# # # # # # #*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *dials*
King Laius ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# EGG FACE IS BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Yes, wtf? Huh?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# its egg face!
he gets everywhere, silly!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# EGGFACE FTW1
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Pint of Uri Geller please
(Sharmster, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Bender!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# bender = queer = beer?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# uri gellar/hellen keller/nelson mandela = stella (artois)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ah i see
/doesn't know anyone who drinks stella
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# it's fizzy piss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Correction:
fizzy tramp piss
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I carbonated my piss
and it was a lot better than stella.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I want to see this^ in next weeks newsletter
Carbonating piss
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/mailus
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# the Carbonated Piss and Stella Artois taste test
Can you tell the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# this are alcopops!
if only the rest of it was as funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Yes, also Spoon=Dbroon
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and
wildyles = cunt

You have to pronounce it a certain way though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I think we all should adopt cockeny rhyming slang usernames for the duration
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# shit idea
miffin shaver
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# ooh nice
mr tea-spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I like yours better
lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# i like the way he says soft...its almost "thoft"
"you can feel the spoon is going, it wants to move, it is getting very thoft"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# '...i'm bending with the power of my mind, no, sorry, with the power of my fingers'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# and a hacksaw blade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Did anyone see when he got caught out on Noels House party
He was being gotcha'd so there was hidden cameras catching him bending spoons under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# yup
fraid to admit to watching house party, but i did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
If only they'd gotcha'd him when he was round Jacko's house for a teaparty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# plenty of spooning going on there
I would suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# off their tits on spooning I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Last time
a barman served me a pint with a head like that I shot him in the face.

There's too much foam on top also.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] It's anuvver one, innit
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
How silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *wishes he could rent-a-ghost*
mmmm a bit o Patrick swayze
swayze for feeling so lonely
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Arf!

*pops atomic thunderbuster in mimsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yay! have a repost

(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# here, have a ninja star
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ta
I'll keep him in the spare room
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# He's a vector so he needs
very little resources to live...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# vectors ftw
you can make it the size of a star!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Equal under the eyes of (a Christian) God



click for story
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I went to America once
it was shit

they looked at Russian and Arabic stamps in my passport then asked me if I was a terrorist, and also if I had been on a farm

/jacob dyer blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# ^This
It was rubbish and I have no desire to go back again. There're much better places I want to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yer
Slough Officially Better Than America
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# SOBTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yeah!
*registers domain*

although SOBTA appears to be 'Polish Fireball Network'

*confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# they treat us very shabbily everytime we go
i have vowed to never go again, but i have family over there so it's becoming tricky

the US are fucking nazis, i really can't blame muslims for wanting to blow the place up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Careful what you type here . . .
I heard some of them can read . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# it's not indivual shermans that i have a problem with
it's the national identity and the government
they claim to be pure christians, yet they spend more on porn than food and treat their poor like absolute shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# indeed
the majority of merkins I have met have been entirely amiable and intelligent

there's a word for this and I can't think what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Tourists?
The ones clever enough to leave their country?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# strangely
the ones I met in America (San Francisco) had more about them than the tourists I've met here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hasn't George Dubbaya Bush waged a war on Tourists?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I think so
those tourists and their damn nucular bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Thank you and
welcome to Bush Amerika.

He's a fucking embarrassment to a great many of us. Him and his sort have a pretty weird interpretation of Christianity...

/visits Hants next week in fact...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# When my girlfriend went she had to fill out a questionaire
"Are you a terrorist?" was a question on it.

Because I'm sure that's going to catch them out.
(horrid, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# pfffft!
did they burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# next time i go to thje US
i'm taking a bomb with me
that'll fuck 'em
a middleclass whitebloke travelling with his family
it's not like they don't treat us all like scum anyway
*seethes*
you are free to do what you're told
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# The papers will just use artistic licence and say you were born in pakistan
Or pretend you don't exist and point fingers at other terrorist organisations
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:14, archived)
# In the US
you have the inalienable rights to Life, Freedom and the Pursuit of Pleasure...unless of course they decide you should be locked up and killed.


"Inalienable!"

"You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means..."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
I cleverly avoided the "decontamination mat" last time i went to the us in a vain hope that mad cows disease would spread from the bottom of my boots to the entire us cow population.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
nice one SMASH THE SYSTEM!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that would actually be a great compliment to society
white british atheistic sane man blows up plane. it would put things in perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:26, archived)
# let's just nuke the yanks
and give the radiated mess left behind back to the indians
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# that's what happened at Bhopal
er, with some words moved around
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Splutter . . .
. . . wipes tea from laptop screen
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# if they want to go to america they should be shot anyway
why the fuck would you want to go there? get some fucking culture!

...*ends rant*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Beef jerky
and root beer. Thats it. And root beer taste like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# biltong is better than jerky
i do like ding dongs and ho ho's though
not enough to object if the country was wiped off the face of the earth though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# HAW HAW HAW HAW
DIPLOMATIK IMUNAHTEE
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Biltong is by far
the superior smoked beef yes i agree, where do you get it from? there's a deli near me that sell it in big strips with chilli seeds pressed into it. Fuckin great stuff AND it doesnt make your children grow extra testicles and cancers like that american meat can.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Every good south african store will have it.
If there isn't one nearby,
www.biltong.co.uk/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=9
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Hey, thanks for that :)
/whips out the switch card
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I love the big slabs of biltong that you have to sit down with a sharp knife
and cut out edible chunks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# droeworst
is much micer, particularly the peri peri one.
/lousy vegetarian blog
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Nah, I've always found it too chewey.
Droeworst is to biltong what sausages are to steak.
and steak ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# For cheap jeans
and to see the World Trade Center(sic).

Oh................
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Is god a christian then?
I think its an amazing coincedence that the son of god was born on xmas day! Of all the other days in the year! And then for him to wake up on easter sunday of all days... well thats just a miracle i think...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# conspiracy
David Icke was also born on his own birthday

summat weird going on there

oh look...a bee!

beeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# that makes me very angry on lots of levels
all men are created equal my arse.
homeland security. toss.
my boyfriend is already nervous about US customs, as due to a quirk of genetics, his part finnish/swedish/british/(possibly)portuguese genes have conspired to make him appear vaguely central-asian. so now he's f***ed just for *looking* a bit pakistani.
*angries*
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Quite
same over here if you're Brazillian
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# America's off the list
of places to visit thanks to the stamps in my passport.


(cfb)
Better late than never; was detained on the way here.....
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmm


A little harder to get lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# something spread - dead?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Something to do with a currant bun,
not that I checked the filename or anything...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# current bun/sun
although I have never heard of someone referring to the lovely currant we're having at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Its not currant its bun
example:

"fackin 'ell, dat buns a bit fuckin toasty innit?"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# yerrh
Very toastie

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Despotic nutter
=Butter?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# thank god for file names
this is impossible to get. You my sir have backwards logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Why ...
Thankyou kind sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I got it
without looking at the filename or other replies.

That is some sort of record.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# LIAR!
I saw you peeking!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
#
k
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Like a horse . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# it's pretty interesting
how you can evaluate the quality of a compo by looking how many compo entries make it to the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Good point
usually by now the popular page would be almost filled with new compo entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# much and all as I hate to agree with compo negativity
one way or another, the quality of entries to this compo so far have been rubbish. Although that's as much to do with people not coming up with the ideas as anything else.

*thinks hard*

*clutches head*

*has stroke*

what was I saying again? when are we going to the ball? hand me my dress girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# a lesser-spotted PNG!
and filesize to match

*unfluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :D
Thanks for your subtlety .... I'm on it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# DrZaarlon Has Made A Simple Background Image....
..At Two Different Resolutions:



1024x768
1280x1024

Very Simple & Quite Nice...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Sir Dave the Hat thinks people that talk in the third person
should know better


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
...Concurs.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Right! That's sorted! Now why don't Sir Dave the Hat and Dr Zaarlon go and kick seven shades of shite out of Craig David?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Mrs Trellis wants to know
What's today's itchy bum?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Ironman!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Sir Dave the Hat - has an eight shaped head! - Ta! isn't sure that there will be one today
but would like to assure Mrs Trellis that Sir Dave the Hat - has an eight shaped head! - Ta! will do another as soon as he can find the time


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Double 2 admires the idea of speaking in the third person
edit: and is frustrated at his own lack of originality in posts
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Sir Dave the Hat considers helping Double 2
by offering some hummus.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *avoids DTHs cheese flavoured hummus*
:)

I have naturally low hummus levels, but I have grown to accept and deal with this. mainly by drawing willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Keyboard Weasel wishes he didn't have such a long username
Keyboard Weasel thinks its a bitch to type each time.
Keyboard Weasel should make better use of Copy/Paste
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Mrs Trellis thinks
Keyboard Weasel is right and should abbreviate to KW
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Keyboard Weasel does not abbreviate.
Each letter in Keyboard Weasel's name is as important as the last.
Nay! More important!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hiya k'bo! how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# not too bad mate
Having a good birthday? get anything cool?
Or have I just imagined its your birthday?
I'm not sure these days
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Sir Dave the Hat - has an eight shaped head! - Ta! concurs that Keyboard Weasel
is an unnecessarily long and overly-complicated username to type over and over and will try to persuade Keyboard Weasel to use some kind of contraction or initials


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Wildyles likes the image and might just click
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
Wildyles Double 2 Devil Duck Keyboard Weasel is having identity problems
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Devil Duck admires
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] a bird went and shat on me
Cockney Anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
THAT's brilliant!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
love the crabstick
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# yeh, now you mention it
it looks like a crabstick.

It's a stick of rock - cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# That makes sense
I like crabsticks anyway. Crab is king of fishmeats.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:06, archived)
# it worries me that you had no problem
with a cock that resembled a crabstick

have a wash
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# blackpool crabstick?
I think you'll find it's rock! Hahahaa! Do all penile euphamisms look long and pink?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# class!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
That's absolutely brilliant, you undeniably sexy thang!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Norf n Saarf!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Nice one....
...lend me your Rays a minute.

*clickt
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I get most of it
Except the chalk and marble arch: explain?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ok theyre the tenuous ones
chalk farms = arms

and that's the india gate in New Delhi = belly
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# arch de trimphe (sp.)

and needs more farms.

other then that WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Arc de Triomphe
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# what is arc de triomphe
cockney for?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:19, archived)
# India Gate
and i couldnt see how i could sculpt a farm into and arm shape, so i went for "chalks" instead
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# its rubbish...
if you are gonna enter things into the compo at least make an effort! lol

hehe Brilliant! Took me a while to work em all out.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Most woosome.
You can tell he's a bloke. There's no James Blunt.
(dungeoneer, Wed 9 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ... a normal tator chinese crested mutt


(twistngo, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# And you've lost me
The mutt's nuts? What?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# it's..
the dogs bollox
check out the urban dictionary
(twistngo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit taters...
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# teh cuteness!
STOAT AHOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ^This
what a foul-mouthed little sweety :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:01, archived)
# The gurning lisa

edit : righty im off to enjoy my b3tday! catch ya later aligators, in a while crocodiles!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Seams like you're having a fun b3taday!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# pfft
and have a happy b3taday TJ:

funniest headline of the day

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6618153.stm

it would have been a shit game otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
and also, he had two balls on his leg end . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# hey now!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Office lol!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Those private eyes follow you all round the place
Ian Hislop?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# it's the Sgt. Schultz character from
the US television show 'Hogan's Heroes' (1965-1971)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Still would
Woo all installed (well mostly). Somehow managed to lose my latest back up of my bookmarks though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# It won't be that hard to find them again
it was only a couple of webcomics and Midgetpornweekly.com
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# .co.uk
aktwally!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, is that one any better?
Midgetpornweekly.com can be a bit slow on the updates. I'm not getting enough midget in my working day
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# theyre very moreish
and never seem to fill you up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Happy B3taday Skug!
and a furtive woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# That's the best kind!
Happy B3taday Skug!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Thankee you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Thank you!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I love thaaaat
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# haha
you cunt

edit: sorry not because you've done anything out of order...just the joke makes me want to call you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# You'd be surprised how often I get that
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a butchers at this...
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# now that's a rich seam to tap for the compo
Chas & Dave lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
Rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit
rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbityackyackrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit
rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# You got a beautiful chin, You got beautiful skin,
You got a beautiful face, You got taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I used to have a signed copy of that
I've got no idea where it went.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Rabbit x8
yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup bunny jabber rabbit

Rabbit ad nauseum.
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
#
10 print rabbit
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
10 print rabbit
20 goto 10
run

(rabbit run rabbit run run run)

(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oooh
like a little flower! Thank you for coming, it's been so useful!!

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Wooo
Milk-fed Hitler's Liver also available!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# BITMAP PELS


More corridor jink-his corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ha ha haaa!
Awwwooyay!
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# that has happened to me TWICE!
have a woo and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# DTH's secret is revealed
!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *spits and claws*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# pussy!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *glees*
Once again, The Nev makes me snort saliva & French Fries out of my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# This is why i don't trust the cat
that lives at our house...its evil i tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hehehe thats ace!
Do you have a book of these or something? if so i want to buy it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Arfles
Not yet. Perhaps when I've built up a couple of hundred :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Thats not a bad idea actually.
I'd even consider a Corridor book
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# bull crap
you've made millions. not just this style I mean, but all your doodles. I demand a book, and I demand it by christmas! Approach the people who publish bunny suicides; you'd blow it out of the water!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ^also this^
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^This not withstanding^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:10, archived)
# i already have a neville book

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *shakes head profusely*
who what when where how?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
#
www.cafepress.com/nevillesbook
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hmmm, 117 pages of neville love sounds quite good...
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Catz R e-vil
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Brillier than last years
winner of the Brilliest thing EVAR - 2006

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# my cats tried to pull me one of those once
I tricked them back by giving them monopoly money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# cats always
fall for fake notes. They're not very bright when it comes to finance
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
I have timed my entry perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# as did I
noon waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Nothing like a well-timed entry.
Good Noons!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# 'noon waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Monsieur Weasel!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# 'noon medio
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# AFTER he pooed, but BEFORE he pulled his troos up?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Curses! foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# stupid cats
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# 'lo dave
does the tattoo sting?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha
this is my fav so far
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# MAGIC!
or
SCIENCE?
either way : woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# MAGENCE!
or SCIIC
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# yes !
woo yay
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# This is a good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I LOVE THESE!
this one and narnia in particular
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 3 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# On the Blower
(martinrandle, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# woo
i love all the uneccessary background around him, i think it definatly adds to the joke

edit: sorry I am being a tosser, compo it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *hugs fluffy old person*

*passes belated cayke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# thank you very much
it's weird, I have been on b3ta for almost a quarter of my life (I'm 21). that's a pretty substantial amount.

I can imagine in years to come when people are talking about their time getting wasted at university or killing people in the army I'll be telling anecdotes about that time Toni trolled the messageboard in 2005 or when fly photoshopped me into bukkake balamory pr0n.

I regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# you don't get many 4 digiters these days
You're like superman, the last of a dying race

/Watched too much smallville recently
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# there are quite a few over on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# But they're the evil ones
Like General Zod in Superman 2
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# not all of them
only some, some are very fluffy and nice
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Like superman's parents in the ice-cave thing?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *shudders*
how i hate talk
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# who the hell is dying
no one told me.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# queue the pea roasts ...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# too right
my first ever post, dated april 2002



the sad thing is the quality of my work has if anything decreced since. which says something :D
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# 5 years!
didn't even think the internets had been invented back then.
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# It hadn't
we used chalk and stones and threw them at each other :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# You had chalk back in the 3 digities?
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# No :(
*looks ashamed*

I was just trying to impress you whipper snappers with ya technamalogicaly and stuff, we just threw stones and shouted rudes words :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *passes some cake with a candle in it*
happy b3tday! sorry its a bit late
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# yay!
the desperate signature is working! woo! bring on the belated birthday attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Happy missed b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# The spell check squiggle
gives it added umph!
I do like it though.
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Ang Lee's on the blower?
*confuseds*

Word - the artist's tool of choice


*goes back to doing Mondrian art in Excel*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Don't make me Ang Lee
You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee

\Stewart Lee Blog
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# oh
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# PFFFFFT, spell squiggles! Yay! :D
TJ: In other news, ME & HIM HAS A HOME AGAIN! \(^o^)/
www.spidercake.net
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# just looked at the rest of those on your site.
They're super duper!
(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :)
They went away for a while cuz my old site died, but i got nagged about it so often i had to make a new one ;P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Wow!
I didnt realise you made so many of these!
they're great!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i have a problem
:)

edit: happy b3taday! *parties*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# cillit bang?
edit : woo thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Please do more.
That might be the best page on the Internet.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hippy b3rfday
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Thanky you!
please scroll down the page (right at the bottom for more celebrations 6000th post today too! yay)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# yay
i love me and him

roflcopters
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hooray!
and ROFL, LOL ETC!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# its about fucking time!!
*wastes afternoon* ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hooray!
I love them all!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Yoink!
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# arf!
dont get it, but its still amusing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Click "edit"
Click "Challenge entry"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
click Life. click a job. click a career. click a family. click a fucking big television, click washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. click good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. click fixed interest mortgage repayments. click a starter home. click your friends. click leisurewear and matching luggage. click a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. click DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. click sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. click rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. click your future. click life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to click life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the edit button and an L plate?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# you scare me sometimes
some all
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# yay
I try my best
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
/ac

actually thats vere funny, have some cake
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# woo
twas my birthday yesterday, and I'm a bit stuffed with cake
but I'll save it for later

cheers :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Happy post-birthday!
Its my birthday in a week today.
May's a good month to be born
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# aye
it seems that there are more people with birthdays around the start of may than at any otehr time.

needs investigating.

*goes to investigate*

edit: I can't be arsed investigating, but I don't think that it is a coincidence that may is 9 months after August when everyone is on holidays
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 3 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I never thought about it
but that means I can narrow it down the the actual month my parents had sex
*feels ill*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I've clicked all of them 'cept electrical tin opener






(wanders off to Argos)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# How is 'blower' rhyming slang?
It might make sense if he was holding a dog to his ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you are silly
don't mind the nazis
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# ... Keyboards then..
I own a Roland VR760 what you got then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# a Dell RT7D50
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# pffft!
what kind of sound do you get out of that thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Uh
*tappy* *tappy* *clicky* *dunk* *clicky* *clicky* *biff* *tappy* *click*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Nice, I'm loving your work
*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I was kicked out of the band though
Apparently there was no place for me in the world of German industrial
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Bindun?
I'm notoriously slow at this sort of thing
(spook, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# stop hammertime...
i don't know why but he looks like wheres wally...
TJ : compo help anyone?
www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# cool
i prefer www.cockneyrhymingslag.com though
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# or
www.cockrimmingslags.com
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# how exactly do you "rim" a "cock"?
actually don't answer that
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I wondered that
But I refuse to click my own link in case it actually exists
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i see no horses
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Maybe it was
www.cockringslags.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# yes
hull

I laughed, dear god, to hull with me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Does Wickes still exist?
I used to work for them when I was still in school, then they changed their name.

The cunts wouldn't let me have a day off to go to a festival, so I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Yes they're still around.
However I have no idea if their flexibility towards time off has improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Aha
well, they completely disappeared fom teh Hollands anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

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