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# seamless

and not really worth it in the end
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's Class!

but for me it's...

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# fuck yes
it am now beer tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# That's ALL of the lullies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'm sure I saw Zak McFlimby etc etc
Have a goodun!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# He he he
Ta Ra
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Cracking!
Though your kittins tempt me with forbidden beer...
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Fri 11 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Arf!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
Have a chip
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Yum
Is that your fish supper for today?
Square fish?
*grabs a chip*
*grabs another*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# That was the best fish supper I had in a long time
The fish wan't square but for some reason it does look square in this crap photo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Braw!
I think I might have to get one of those. I am so hungry I could ... never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# It was fercking brilliant
You have to get one. You won't regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Trust me
That is on my agenda for tonight and I cannot wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# We were discussing fish suppers at work today
everyone I work with is having a fish supper tonight except Jimmy, his wife is cooking roast chicken for his dinner. Jimmy wanted a fish supper but couldbn't have one. We all laughed at him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# silly jimmy
i'm settling for a chicken tikka, but i had a chippie last night.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Update for posterity
My fish supper wasn't braw.
I feared it was battered by a machine and par cooked 1000 miles away and put on a train to arrive at the shop where they reheated it in a microwave oven.

I live less than a mile from the sea. Sure we get lovely fancy fish with mango puree and a pretty pattern of green stuff but I feel outraged that my humble request was so badly met.

Poor Jimmy, his wife certainly tries hard though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# That's bad news.
I prescribe a huge beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# don't mind if i do
cheers :)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# oh that looks braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# It certainly was
I got it from a chipper that was taken over by some chinese people, so I had my doubts about the quality of this fish supper but it was surprisingly braw. The best fish supper I've had in a long, long time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# pffffft
feel a bit sick now :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# i feel dirty just for making it

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# yeah, but you love it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:34, archived)
# oh god, i really do!
:p
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# why would he be offering a used sanitary towel?
now you're just being silly :)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Because he's a
Durrty Twunt like me ;)

Top Shop mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:46, archived)
# *feels even sicker*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaha
that'd take a couple of flushes, and leave a murderous stench.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Bugger! I didn't think about this when I compo'd it...
Eartha kittt as Scatwoman... Ballycocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
a surprisingly long and hearty LOL at that, I think it's the thought of bolognese sauce that got into my head...

it's been a long day...

w00t!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# pffft
he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# oof, lol
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Bwahaha
Happy Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# haha ....... Could not resist!

Blair celebrates stepping down prematurely
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# oh dear.
you have not been on the internet in 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# 2 years

and 3 days give or take haha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# that image is banned from the internets for being glasscockier than glasscock.
The world and his brother know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Please forgive.....
My noobness .... so silly of me to think I could freely choose any image hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# i can think of better things
to replace that bong with

sadly i have ran out of magentas.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Aww
That is a shame
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# oh..posted this yesterday, why didnt you tell me


have i been off the internets too for 2 years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# FFS
I'm off
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# see ya.
I wish I could go. I could always go to the pub I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ahaha
I knew there would be one!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Have some of mine, I have planty to spare
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Princess Diana did what to Pope Peel on glasscock?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# ZOMFG TONY BLAIR IS NOT ALL TEH PRIME MINISTER ANY MORE?!!1111
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
#

i'm on a pearoasting frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# not till 27th june I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# One of the best birthday presents I've ever had
Even though it's six days after my birthday.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Everyone wave bye bye to Tony

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# pfffff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
the cock makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's not a patch on Tony's though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
ffs stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I can't, cos I fucked up and posted the right one then the wrong one
so now here's the right one again

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# i did a rip-off of that once
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I was confused for a minute
thinking I don't remember doing that!

This is my favourite though...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# god, think of how much you could store up there
it's probably where they kept all the top-secret cabinet papers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# hahahaha
any more?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# you can see their original heartwarming tale
more spams
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
Like it!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# your name signature wotsit
appears to confuse schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder.
A common enough misconception.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Suffering Schizophrenia ....
There is always room for confusion!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Tony Blair is Prime Minister!?!?!?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Has this image been named?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# peakflowcock?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# And lo, Dave became Alexander.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?
At least Princess Di isn't dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# you stop that right now, richie cunningham!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Has it been done like this? (NSFW)
www.b3tards.com/u/aa762463d2318a85319b/tonyparty.jpg"
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# you're ignored now
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# ...where it beat it's head against the walls of a padded cell for sixteen years...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# He needs a rat as a friend
That is verily woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ^ what the r.ghost said
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# he wants to beat his head against those railings, far more effective
what a lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# et needs chips

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# heheh
I thought that was a typo of 'it'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# possibly;
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# aww
he looks like he gets a lot of surprise sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# least he knows to poop in a corner
and not just all over the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# That makes me all emo-ish
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# not sure why... :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
class!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffft
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nice.
Very nice.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Loverly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahahaha
only more so

you have my click!
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# It doesn't turn into Tolstoy...
hang on, yes it does!

*whoops enthusiastically*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Haha
Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Wilder than the West
and no mistake.

    
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Bindun.
(Dooley, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:51, archived)
# has it? rats :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Don't care if it's bindun!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# keepin' it high-brow russian
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Money saving tip du jour.
If you're skint this weekend, just open a pole dancing club in your house.
Full instructions below.



It am sexy tiem !!!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hmz
an enticing business venture for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# step 3
apply nudie ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# step 4
apply electricity!

    
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# step 5
apply lubrication
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# 6...?
7. Profit!
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# 6) remove lubrication
8) apply superglue
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 9) LMAO
10) ROFL
11) LOLZ
13) WTFAYBA You forgot nr 12, st00pid n00b!
14) pwned!

I'm a one man flame war. I just discovered that I threw away 125 Euros for not having noticed that I bough a ticket for the last world cup and tonight I'm going to a strip club.

Have a nice weekend and don't forget that tomorrow is the Eurovision song contest night! FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# :(
you ruined its :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# cool
*waits for patrons*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Why do they have to tag everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# away!
what is the bad man doing to that poor little puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# he's got his tie stuck in its collar
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Aaaaand another one...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Now that's a foursome
Of our dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# ;)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha. i think that's my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# a vowel too far...

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# works nice, that
lessee.. i've got a couple more left
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Superb.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# i think the idea is to prevent people nicking the pictures
and posting them on places like this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Great minds etc...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# oh, she's back

will she be staying this time?
not that i'm one to talk
edit: you'd think with all that money, she could afford another outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Richard Gere
Has spluffed on the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# pfft.
yes, that's not a watermark on those pictures - he's just a very accurate aim
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:22, archived)
# pwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:32, archived)
# *SUPER FWAPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# she is stunning
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Great minds etc...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# :D
my font matches better :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hahaha
we'll let Mr Getty be the judge of that!

:)

and my yeti has a tiny cock!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# *calls mr getty*
"hello, this is nuts magazine.."
*hangs up*


(just noticed the yeti's todger! damn its cold)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 11 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Mr. Men books have gained a new character!
(shoney, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I hate myself for laughing at this...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# TJ: Found this for you earlier on....


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# needs more goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Bad micto!
No biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# bah!
keep your biscuit
i've got a cupcake

*goes home*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Don't worry....
I haven't poisoned that one....

*sees if reverse psychology works*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# no, he's right, it does
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I'll get to *you* in a minute...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# *drop kicks you into the middle of next week*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that's a bit bloody aggressive!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# that's in very poor taste
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# i see
i smell peas
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
she hates peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I like to list that as a disability
on forms that get on my nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
I am going to steal that and do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Bring on the Mr Man onslaught!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# i love this...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# then you need to become the proud owner
of the T shirt

spams
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# .
Why do the womens' tshirts cost more?
(Pretty strangers and promises, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# fucking hell
that's as bad as this:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# and this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# YES!

Click for bigger (27 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Brill
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# still my fave
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# that is the best thing ever in the history of everest
*fits the best*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I CLAIM OWNERSHIP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# mr hitler
bakes exceedingly good jews

(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Fri 11 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# mr tiem
Image not Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# nearly pub time


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Oh absolutely
Woo to anim also
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yus!
It am!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# woot
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# That pint's a bit cloudy
and has a HUGE head
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# stupid cat poured it too fast
in his eager for beers.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Every time I see this advert, I think of this....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Haha!
Perfect for friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I don't think it's bindun

But you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# it's turning into the twilight zone here
things are dissapearing

time is slowing down

AArrrg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# i blame the server
and me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# A white hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# a brown one.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# i see a red door and i want it painted black
no colours anymore i want them to turn black

wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# this post scares me
it keeps moving

!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hello
i'm the same post
but i'm in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Crap
I finally do something half decent, and I post it when Rob's either accessing his Swiss bank account or deleting his scat porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# nice bendy words
have a w00t
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ta!
They didn't half give me gip though. And they're still not right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# claim it's a dent in the tin
no one will mind
'tis a self-harming tin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# It's just
Warped.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# right, it's Friday afternoon, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *mwah*
Thanks, Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# MWAH!
More than welcome. I've just waited twentyish minutes for an eye test that didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Bad Specsavers!
- No dinner for any of you optician-types...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *crosses fingers*
please let me post ... please let me post

I like this image of unexpectedly large tomatoes very much and have ticked the box accordingly.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Jungle Kat sinks her teeth in.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Hurray!
Thanks Mr. JJ!

Since this morning I have found a second dead birdy thanks to my cats, they obviously went on the rampage last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *sulks*
Still want SA Carry On movie poster

*Throws toys out of pram*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *picks up dolly and legs it*
*peers up dolly's frock*
*notices finger marks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Take your pick:
Carry on yiffing
Carry on doing inappropriate things with animals
Carry on drawing bendy tibias
Carry on ignoring riverghost

(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Didn’t do this because I HATE Carry On films.
And similar farce.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Gah!
Up the Khyber is pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hehehehe
OK I'll let you off. What about a nice Ealing Comedy?

Whiskers Galore!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Hmmm, feral...
TJ : Is it just me or is b3ta going slooooooooooooooooooowly?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# it's the Friday slowdown
when they swap the hamsters on the wheels
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Yup,
for me too.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Not any more.
It had a bit of a flid but it's ok now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Like Murray Walker
picking a winner in the penultimate lap of an F1 race....

Spoke too soon, I fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Still
b0rked for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# That would be a major VPL
if she was wearing any Ps
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# WOO!
lully feral image to end a friday on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Cripes!
This is a side of Kat I never knew existed. Very nice Mr J!
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Fri 11 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# it is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# A rhinoceros polluting our waterways?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# shopped pictures only please
aaaand the server is fail
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *cancels membership*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# so it's not
just my internets being shit?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# well that's good news
i thought it was just me too...
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# the server is fail
it has server blight!

run for the hills the b3ta is about to explode!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# "we have a listener here who's having terrible problems with server blight"
"bob flowerdew, what do you make of that?"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# "I'd be recommending a vigorous wank all over the wires!"
"arr"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I bet he's a hit with the ladies!


that's some fucking neat cloning you've done to remove the watermark!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# he gives them the right horn
what watermark ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# taggage ftw!
yay!
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ha! in your face, audrey
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Woo!
One of my first pics:


Click for bigger (64KB)


looks like the server is asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hurrah for animals on jetskis
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Random girl

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# would
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# what if her hair was hiding the fact that the other side of her face
was a complete miniturised house of parliament?
(Azzek!, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
the funniest random thing ive heard in ages!

*pats on back*


worries whats on back
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# random girl?
so many times
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Looks like a scary Scully
Me like!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I like it lots
but WHY IS THE CLICK FOR BIG SO BLURRY WHY WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Maybe the source image was small resolution so when he
finished he just resized the result? I don't know. Stop asking difficult questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# No source image
hence randomness of girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:10, archived)
# lovely, but
www.dictionary.com/browse/random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Needs more jazzy holdall
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Nice Crash (if you know what I mean)
Reminds me of a character from Tekken 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# just DON'T!
Not you, that's ace

I'm talking to the people who are going to...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# he's confused and scared because we know his porn secret
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# heh heh
naughty naughty
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of a character from Tekken 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# the woman who hatched from a horse chestnut.......?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# unexpected horse?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That's quite cool
I do so love sketch rendering.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# nice. *likes*
definitely up my street.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# ooh nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# can you believe
that Mr Biffo didn't pick one of my entries?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I can't understand it, they were all winning ideas. Well I'm not
buying his book if that's his attitude I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# They were cocking genius too
Me and Mrs V had a good look through all of them the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I should try and sell them as a book
to the friday project thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Harry Socker:)

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ahahaha!

tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Noice
Good to see the socks are still coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Shersock Holmes?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# and Dr. Sockson

[wallpapered for her pleasure]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahah
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Cooler than cool!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Love 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Mike D Come On And Rock The Shersock!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I've been wanting to do a beastie boys one :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# the tommysockers!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# deep socker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# armasockon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# the good the bad and the socky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# sock or my mom will shoot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# secret of my sockcess
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# peggy sock got married
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *instantly more likable than the film*
have a woo!

have you done, wank sock yet?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# How original
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Needs more teen angst
AND TALKING IN CAPITALS BECAUSE LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# WHAT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Have you not read book five?
I turned into an emo by the end of chapter 2
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# *goes to room slams door*

I've not actually read any of the books..but I do like the films


:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Life's a funfair?
*goes on waltzer*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# \o/
I love teh sock!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# socktacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Socky goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 1 - that's ace.
2 - no, really, I love these and they continually improve
3 - the little red stitched lightning bolt makes it for me
4 - I'm going to stop sucking up now
5 - ...
6 - profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# [Edit]
changed to: post hot pics of your pc's like a total geekhat
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Real photos on friday certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# That duvet cover?
Yes, overkill, definitely
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I thought it was a shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# why would he sleep on a shoulder?
silly davew27
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# It looks like something Timmy Mallett would wear.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# haha, the duvet reminds me of timmy mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Mindpiss!!!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Why am I looking at your oversized aerial?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# NICE DUVET!!
ha ha, no really....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# is that a duvet cover
or has a Jamaican grandmother left her shirt behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# why am I looking at a TV
in your mum's spare bedroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Screw you guys!
It's that duvet's 20th birthday today, i got him when I was 6 :)
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ha ha!!
you're a 26 year old virgin
AICMFPs
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# haha
pays out now as it's a dead cert!


/Fred Done
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# And you remember?
The only thing I remember about being six was that I got a climbing frame for my birthday and it rained all day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# you don't remember me taking photos from the tree
just outside the boundry of your garden then?

*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# must have been the happiest moment of your life
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# FAIL



is this tuesday?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ^this
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha
*likes*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# :)
*bums*
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# That duvet cover can't have seen sex, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Only on VHS ;)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ;-)
Re-recorded to buggery, bright orange women with bright yellow hair doing bright pink things to bright....er...brown blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# It has SO!
:(
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# the board requires proof!
photographic evidence!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# God NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# what am I meant to be looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# How existentially shall I answer this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# take the warmest feeling you have ever felt and put that in to words
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# SNUGLEBUGGYWUGLEBUN!
See, you have to have a cuddle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I had that duvet cover as a teenager
I took it on a school field trip & I was mocked by the girls for letting my mum buy my duvet cover. Slags.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Oh dear
the concensus of opinion seems to be
YOUR BEDROOM IS FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha



i love the expression you are fail
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Doesn't anyone
like my duvet?

It's my biiiirthday :(
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# once more...
(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Maybe next year
will be better to you
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Go on then
here's my beastie (cfb)

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# That looks
shit for a duvet or a television aerial.

Admit it, you just wanted someone to get the horn because your PC box glows. It glows inside my fridge, you want a picture? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# just a quick thingy I did whilst talking to Wasted In this Tree and being crap at Flash
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# wow
thats ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Is it violating two people at once?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Optically invisible rape victims...
now there's a marketable tagline.
(Azzek!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Porn star!
we know! we know!!!

*edit - YOUR SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES BOBS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Piston broke?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# How phallic!
Woo to it!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# double decker pecker
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Twin shot cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# URaB5RangerAICMFP
Minbari fighting pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# o_O
I find that srangely hypnotic and erotic....

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# meh.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Was that cumshot person?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# yes
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Aha. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
for some reason the phrase 'cumshot person' is amusing me!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# good for you!
all i get is '~naughty~ person' :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# heheh
rhymes with rum-shot
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# ^this
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# awwwww
do you have your sweary filter on?
How ~naughty~ quaint!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hey!
you didn't use a real swear then!
i can tell, you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I've had 3 NSFW's actually
Misrepresentation sux
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# pffft
you go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# It's obviously enough to piss a lot of people off
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# it's absolute cuntness that does it
you don't answer "funny, really" if I tell you that your pic is causing me problems at work. You fucking link it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# that wasn't me...
...and I ended up deleting it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# oh, sorry then!
i couldn't go back and check
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# why does it let you delete
if you're not supposed to?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I've missed something here haven't I
I can feel it

sodding BT and their supposed 'service'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Yeah, me too
I miss all the action
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# some people get weirdly obsessed with the number of posts
they make (their stats) and when you delete a thread, all the comments they made in that thread get deleted.

They'd prefer you simply put the image as a link or a thumbnail with the NSFW warning next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Ohhhhh
They should put that on the tin.

I didn't know.



I apologise to the OCD contingent.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I'm fairly sure
the FAQ says something about not posting porn.

Try reading it sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# They do put it on the tin.
Only the tin around here is called the FAQ. You were meant to read it. Twice.

as for apologising, that's good, but you have to consider this before you post. " If I put this on here now and some poor sap gets sacked because his boss happens to see porn on his screen, do I think an apology will make him happy again?" That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# how about apologising for posting porn too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# to all those who were offended...
I am sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# It's not about how it's about why.
You delete the thread and everybody elses answers get deleted. All you had to do was link to the picture instead of posting the picture. You might have got a few favourible responses then. *might*

Now everyone just thinks you're a cunt who's doing it on purpose to troll the board. I mean 3 fucking times and you ain't got the message yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# shift key FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Ninja'd gurrrlfriend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# this is extremely true.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# My profile answers many questions
even the questions you haven't asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I am enlightened.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# It's just one of the rules people like to make up
The FAQ is quite relaxed about things generally, there's just a intolerant vocal minority on the board
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# minority?
do you posses some secret insight
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# how many fingers am I holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# orange
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *looks around puzzled*
*hides orange*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I'm learning to love the word ignorant
It can be used to great offensiveness
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# eh?
was that directed at me or barberossa
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# it was a general comment
about the word ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# ok
fair enough :)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I quite like "mindless"
from H2G2 - "a bunch of mindless jerks who were first up against the wall when the revolution came"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# YAY!¬
=D
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ...and so, she did.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# As you would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# two tiny saucers on an image LOLs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ^^This^^
Made me giggle :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# it's all in the placement...
Anyhow, with a great image like that, how could you not b3ta-ise it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# didn't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# it was a crazy night
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i'm still in therapy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# actually, this is "the rapey"
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# ow!
left a bit, that chafes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# ART NOUVEAU FTW!!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That instantly put the Star Wars bar music in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Argh
I've been playing Lego Star Wars II all last night and I've only just got it out of mine
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Aw, sorry man.
www.myspace.com/fathomsband go and listen to something to get it out of your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# oooh
*listens*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# It's not great
had to compress it to buggery to fit it on.

BUT!

hopefully, we should have the final edit recorded in the next couple of weeks. I'm having some tuning problems but we've got the lads down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm liking it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# just a band
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Fuck off.
THE BEST BAND EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Sax & Violins?
Sorry, Mr The Hat....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
nearly . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# jeeves and wooster for the win :-D

/got the box set and has watched it all
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# THIS!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# That
is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *faints*
Love that intro and that music!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hello you.
did i miss your big post the other day?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# 2000 posts?
Can be found here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# phwooooooooooooooaaar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# isn't it deco?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# There's a fine line sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *crosses*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# s'all about curves and straight lines
I may be getting mixed up


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

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