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honestly... the places I go looking for my cousin's birthday pressie :(

sooo... Cameras both digital *and* anal. I'm not too sure a lensbaby counts as either

usual apologies for running windows, making it too wide, lacking humour or point, etc but hey, it's only 8k out of your life :D

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

pfft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

You have an IBM thinkpad...

AICMFP!

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

hey, i'm writing from one of those.

it's been a good friend thank you very much.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

*hearts his thinkpads*

(well, one is a work pc, but it's kinda mine)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

dont get me wrong... they're good laptops.... they just look shit

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

hmm...

X31: small, matt black finish, has a keyboard-light, decent screen (apart from in *bright* daylight) AND a nipple.
what looks good to you in a laptop? shiny chrome accents and blue LEDs everywhere?

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Only one nipple?

No fun...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

it's not a nipple, it's a clitty thing

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

I have to ask

batsgirl if I want any more :$

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

No, X31's are shit.

Keyboard's too small for anyone older than 12.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

hahahaha

awwwww bless.
best typing and gaming keyboard I've ever had.
the pointer in the middle helps lots too.
and no, I don't have beadlehands either
/10th span on piano each hand for those musically minded

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

I'm quite happy with mine

besides, the keys are the same size as a desktop keyboard

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fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

i have an A20m

a bit slow and old, but i love it. even if it's HD is not big enough for all my porn.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

just because they're not shiney like MACs or Vaios

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

the ones i've seen knocking around this office... and the one my gf got from work just look angular and old...

YES! YOU HEARD ME!
I THINK YOUR LAPTOP LOOKS OLD AND CACK!

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

*takes a righteously indignant dump on your pillow*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

the IBM terms are

"conservative and business-like"

with a slight bonus you can clock someone round the head with it and be typing on it when people rush round to see what the scream was for...

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

they look like you can beat a man to death with it and still play a game of minesweeper afterwards.

and they probably do.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

*whistles innocently*

_{del winmine.exe}

I don't know what you're talking about...

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

indeed

not the fastest, but it's stood up to a load of abuse without moaning. battery's getting a bit shagged now though - I get about 30 minutes tops without mains :(

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

*creates Tray Icon Quiz*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

euuurrghh! AVG :(

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

too many tray icons!

i hate them and their footprints

edit: but not too much to join in :D

name mine

edit2: you're all rabbish

foobar2000
wireless
yahoo widgets
ps hot launch
atnotes
nod32
power
tiny firewall

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

meh

autohide is for the weak

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Porn spyware

Wireless
More spyware
Monopoly houses
Flying post-it notes
More spyware
Volume
Power
Little ninja guy stealing all your red dots

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

the first one is alienware methinks

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

Alienware

wireless connection
some sort of music software
email program
yellow blob
green and white blob
sound
running on mains
shark infested desktop software

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

What are all these icons in my tray?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Wireless network connection

Volume control
Battery on charge (or sommit. Running on mains?)
AVG
Messenger
Porn spyware

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Pfft

Running on mains and the program which runs my monitor

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

S3 is the graphics device driver

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

ooo puzzle

i'd say (left to right)
Wireless network connectivity
Sound
Power (battery symbol when not plugged into mains)
AVG anti virus shield
Messenger
S3 trio video shitness.

do i win geekoftheweek?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Yay!

I'd never really noticed that s3 thing was there before

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

S3 make the chipset

for your graphics adapter. They are in the same business as ATI without any of the actual ability.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

came raking?

I've never been that excited while gardening

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Damn, b3tan to it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

rake by holding the handle with your japseye

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

And any dead slugs or snails you rake in can aid in lubrication

Else you're in for a few splinters

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

*opens skull*

*removes brain*
*applies Mr Sheen*
*replaces*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

*twitches*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

My computer hates me

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

tell me about it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

kitten porn is for kitty fiddlers

That wrong

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

hahahahahaha

this I like.
possibly expand with "safe search? on this machine? NO results found. not a single one. shame on you"

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

i can't believe

you're running wind- oh

and fancy making it too wi- oh

and what's your poi- oh

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Came raking?

Bet that was embarrassing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

It would be less kbs if it was png

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Dave!

Made any 8-colour cars lately?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

I've never made any at all actually :(

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

you took that capture at 10:30

*Columbos*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

one more thing

A network cable is unplugged

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

But its connected to the wireless network

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

this^^

though that was local-time, which would seem to be my habitual 5-10 minutes after everyone else nearby :)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

First and last one I'm ever doing.

Sorry, micto ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Infirmary N Pope Head?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

you raped and killed maddlen?

I cant get these

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Thissis A. Shitband-Wagon?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Correct!

Wait, no.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Warden Pope Head.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hospital N Nazi Crown?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

MRSANVIHEAD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Brin Bless Head

*thinks*

Bryn Terfel?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Hurrah!

You win on the first one.

*hands cookie*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

*devours cookie*

*removes single human hair*

Wha...?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

*whistles innocently*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

*chokes*

a...a... fingernail?

What kind of cookie is this?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

*legs it*

*discards bloodstained murder weapons*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

Brian Blessed.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

That's the bunny.

Filename was a bit of a giveaway.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Brin Benedict Toupee?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

BRI-N Bless-Head

prize please!

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Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

Too late, buddy!

Sorry to deny my Bristolian partner in crime a prize...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

one more

name this shit duo

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Iam Bored-Withthese?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Hullo Chum!

How you doing?
other than being grumpy, you not getting enough fish in you diet?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

missing you, for starters :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

awh!

I've been too busy at work, and too drunk when not at work to do anything in the world of amusing images!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Fish are pish

leave them in the fucking sea and don't pretend your town does better seafood than every other fucking town that claims the same thing.

That's my carefully considered opinion.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

Hello Waspy

Thanks for your informative views on fish!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

but fish puns

are ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I wouldn't be seen dead animating a very poor series of fish puns

oh, wait...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

i turd circuit wee cheese?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

haha

it gets tenuous towards the end but if you use your imagination, it says "I yam bored wi these"

although cheese and these don't really sound the same. but if you say it fast and in a new york accent, it works well.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

eye turd motherboard

edit: oops, i missed the last two, probably because YOUR PICTURE WAS SO FUCKING WIDE

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Pinky and perky?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

fwinnar

have lovely cake

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Why did he/she/it get a cake and I got fuck all?

It's not fair.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

She!

Eye fang ewe!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

Oh me too

Shall we talk about girl things?

I got some Rimmel jelly gloss yesterday, it's ace.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Ohh, that's fancy!

I got some lovely Urban Decay lipgunk the other week, it tastes of dndilion and burdock pop!

Aren't shoes good?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

I always thought Urban Decay was a bit overpriced - is that not the case?

And yes, shoes are great.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

No more expensive than L'ancome, or chanel.

And they taste and smell really good.

At the other end of the spectrum, I got some manic panic hairdye from the local goth shop the same day, which is insanely cheap.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

pinportmewkey?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Dr. Evadne Hinge & Dame Hilda Bracket

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

haha

when I was a kid, I thought they were the funniest thing ever

/weird kid at school blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

pinharbour questioncat key.

i quite like 'm actually.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

skittle-barge and pussy-key?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

pin ferry pussy key?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Skittle Sydney Harbour Riscat Key?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Anus McDumpty and Jesus Crapspunk?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Tenpinwater and Meowkey

they're big in Japan

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Skittle Tyne & Meow Key

They're big around my way.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Simon and Garfunkel?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

someone and Askey?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Skittlesydney and Siamesekey?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Magnet Revolutions?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Who you callin' an Alchy Willis?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Bowlingpin Isitrealinnewcastle and Siamesemute 5660Xregistrationkey?

*takes a break after all that*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

ivesb... is this what you saw last night?

www.b3ta.com/board/7297646#post7297663

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

god only knows

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

what you'd do without me?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

Caroline, No!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

haha ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Haha brilliant!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Have a geek pun

Thanks to err . . . whoever it was that told me this . . . err . . . sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

*reels at the geek pun*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

Arf!

I'm a litte bit sad that I understand that.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

I know . . .

COS I recognised the SINES . . .
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

*groan*

*insert joke about Waves*

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

*SPANG SPANG SPANG*

*farts*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

it's a sin of the times cos you posted this.

arf.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

Obviously not enough of a geek

Although is it something along the lines of tan, sin & cos?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

get a scientific calculator and try and persuade it to give you the tan of 90degrees

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

arg

*flashback to maths A-Level*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

It's all geek to me

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

that made me groan

*huggles*
*re-lurks*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Yayayayay!

*hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

gess hoo

nice easy one. made entirely of body parts.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Tony Hancock

What do I win?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

"Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain"?

/consider yourself sponsored

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

die in wine?

EDIT: oh right....

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Oooh thank you

What about the Magna Carta?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

It's a Tony Hancock gag, one of my favourites :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Who's Tony Hancock?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

OH. MY. GOD.

*unsponsors*

just kidding

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

No really

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

here...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hancock

now, where's my special picture? ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Who are any of us, I mean, really... when you get down to it....

/existentialist blog

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

*disowns*

infact.. *dispwns*

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Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's a classic :)

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Weetobix, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

*unzips*

well......

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

fuck all

BUHAAAAAHAAAA

FUCK! ALL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*stops laughing*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

*creeps up behind*

*plays unnecessarily loud unzipping sound effect*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

tony hancock

only 4-pointer there is

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Tony Hancock

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

^this

TONY HANCOCK! :D

(creem all over your face, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Tracy Marrow

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Nailnee Fingersmagenta!

what do i win?

or is it Tony Hancock?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

nail leg palm cdc?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Ted Danson!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

jack lemon?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

spackfist the cunthorse?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Smokey and the bandit 3: smokey is the bandit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

Ace!

Bill and Ted reference!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Albert Sachs-Coberg Goethe?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Simone de Beauvoir?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Floella Benjamin?

Mao Tse-Tung?
Bobbin Threadbare?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Gandalph the bearded joke with no nose?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

Stuart Lubbock

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

KEN HOM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Wen Hom's Hot Kok

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Cassanova Frankenstein?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

that really was a dreadful film

/and it's 'Casanova' ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

wasn't it just

a thoroughly wasted opportunity

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

Indeed, it had a great cast,

just sadly wasted

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Father Nic Burne

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Batmagnet returns?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Father Neil Hannon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Father Christy O'Connor

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Father Paul Burleigh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Fucking Shitty Magnets?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahah

I thought that said Father Shitty Magnets

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Bob, who runs the off licence round the corner, and only has one leg?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

seven magnets for seven magnets?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

The mating call of the magnet thread has been sounded.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

The Magnet who came in from the Cold

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

I wish to raise a formal objection...

... to all of the 'shops and cartoons depicting dinosaurs being left behind during the Great Flood. You will never convince people if you insist on telling LIES!

edit - source of quote:
www.noahsarkzoofarm.co.uk/education/what-happened/exhibitions/

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

OOOOHHHHH MISSUS!

HMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

it's not lies it's the truth!!!

b3ta.com/board/7294143

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

I'll burn your embassy, missy!

To the ground!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

missy? O.o

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

You heard me!

You wanna be a creation-denying bitch, you get slapped like a creation-denying bitch. Here endeth the lesson.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

IT'S ALL LIES!!

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOCKY GOD!!

*starts holy sock war*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

*becomes Sockpostle*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

bless :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*joys*

*clicks*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

'ning droog

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

oooh get you

arf

in other news: what have i got to look forward to?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

:'(

English summer is ghey

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

grim

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

that would be improved by only one thing:

animate the typing in of "up north" in the search box.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Its got a tp north on it

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

I'm a fucking idiot

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

That’s the kind of answer I wish I’d get from web developers when they send back crap code.

You sir a are scholar and to be respected for such candour.

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

you want to bum him don't you

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

I'm easy

no, really, my standards are surprisingly high whilst at the same time being quite broad

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

I'd pander to your needs

Why the fuck do you get a sex pander from?

(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

not much... because you live in Leicester...

unless you're moving away...

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Living in Leicester-
Fuck all I'd say
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

I've just done a wee wee in your thinking brain!

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

That's no moon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

1% chance of black holes on monday

Could be worse

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

hmm

"this week's forecast - wet and windy all week which could be a bit of a downer, but in local and also world news there's a small chance of annihilation in a spatial anomaly come monday, so make sure to check your lottery numbers before then."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

widgets screw my computer up

damn mighty mouse middle button dashboard shortcut

ps - It's flooding here

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

I do not understand this at all

It is beautifully sunny here. I've got all the office windows open :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Not a sign of it stopping

been raining 2 days solid now - the drains can't take it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

i deleted dashboard, it's shite

i do have a couple of konfabulator* widgets running though

*yahoo widget engine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

hahaha, that's a cracking page!

It's sounds like one of Stelios' Easy Cruise ships.

I like how the model of Noah on one of the pics is wearing green Wellington boots! He sure know how to protect against the weather

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

dinosaurs were on noah's ark

but they got eaten by bears.

'ning

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

you're close...

From the same page:

"One way of keeping fresh meat would have been to keep a room full of giant tortoises. Giant tortoises hibernate and wouldn’t have known they were going to be lunch for a meat-eating animal!"

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

arrhhhh

teh great winter flood.

how naive are these people?

i'm sure that none of the animas wouldm have expected to be dinner, until that is they saw a great fucking lion or a bear coming at them with a hungry look in its eyes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Dear Thor

Ref:Cherry Pie

See current track playing

Yours Sincerely

Me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Hooray!

*searches youtube for video*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Read the last paragraph from the link

And then realise that they're talking about evolution.

I wonder if THEY realised they were talking about evolution..?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

qui?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

cross meryl axe sheep?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

2/4

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Plus streep axe ewe

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

Ohh..

haha..

..wait

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

noclueshere.jpg?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Plus Streep Hatchet Ram?

(Although I thought it might be Jennifer Saunders)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

0/4

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Add Meryl Axe Baa!

Arf!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Winnar!
It was a trap!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

what do I win?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

the right to draw more monsters

and robots :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

yes its true I have been slack

and right now I'm too hungover to even pick up a pencil.
Would this little beastie appease you?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

you are win

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

*penny drops*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

I still don't get it..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Admiral Akbar

Its a trap!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ahhh

Ackbar

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

I reject your correct spelling!

Viva la revolution!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

*televises

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Still none the wiser..

probably some obscure reference.. sorry!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Have you ever watched Star Wars?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Starwars

this guy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

don't click that link!

It's a trap!

no it's not en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ackbar

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

I'm still confused :(

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Martin Bashir's Lovely Farts Club Hand

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

(erm...) me relax you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

sure,

if you want to

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

If you want..

*unzips*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

What is love?

Baby, Don't hurt me... don't hurt me

~~No more~~

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

you appear to have misspelled 'ace'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

you appear to have forgotten about plurals

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

you appear to be inferring that this picture is several aces, when in fact one would suffice for its aceness

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

I demand this become a regular feature

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

I second this motion

Somebody clear it up please

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

somehow, this is really good and therefore deserves a woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

*fails to read bottom line*

*has terrible song in head*
*counters with Dio*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

needs more

Warrant - Cherry Pie

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Fantastic stuff :D

I got a message from IVV this morning with a link to my vectorised self and I'm chuffed to bits :)

How's everyone this morning?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

not too bad mate

Its friday! Yays!
Hows you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Pretty good.

Bit tired as always, working hard on Group Policy setup *kills Server 2003 with axe*.

Should be a good weekend though - off to Cardiff to play some music ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

ning WI

did you get double-vectored yesterday?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

I did!

I was done by Aphex and IVV. Both of 'em lovely ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

'gen*

tired but happy, yerself?

_{_{*as in Guten Morgen}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Guten Tag!

Likewise :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

howdy doody!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Lo!

You have pie?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

woo! :)

Yeah!
Oh I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
gimme a sign

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

what a joyous thing

to see first thing in the morning :D
*clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

heh heh

*tilts*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Good Lord, Jerry!

That's clickable!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

That's fantastic

However because you have put that song in my head, I must now kill you in unpleasant ways.

(

Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

this may help

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

quick fix

(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

ris?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

I dunno either

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

pffft!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

Excellent

Stupid little cars. Why is it I only ever see them being driven by the morbidly obese?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

err . . .

because you're so trim and buff, everyone looks morbidly obese to you?
Milton Keynes! Duh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

*smirks*

Yeah, right. And then I woke up.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

next to me!?

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

:-D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Gah!

*sweats profusely*

cor, it's hot in here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

*emails thread to TLH*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

Tattle-tale

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

i'm just trying to get him out of the picture

so i can put my moves on you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

Duh!

Who do you think's between us?
JEALOUS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

COR!

*secretly films*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Do not drive a Smart car

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahah this is genius

edit: now I'm struggling to see what he 'lonely ice hockey' one actually is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

"it can lead to gay"

I luv you :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

'ello droogy

Have you moved in and everything yet? I can't remember what progress you had last time we spoke

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

Not yet *roars*

Bloody hell! I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we'll be in by Christmas :D

Good 'ning and *smooshes*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Wow, buying a house is time consuming

Is it a terraced place, a flat, some kind of igloo or a forth option?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

'tis a semi

it is woo, I just wish we could, like, live in it for a bit!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

what about the sporty one?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

I get powder from tap all the time

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

I do love these :-)

I must remember to stop going to bed in bacons

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

Hahaha

"Do not go to bed in bacons"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

i'm going to go to bed in bacon now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

I know

but I'm keeping it to myself

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

I think it's a photoshop reconstruction job.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

good little runner

£200 ono

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

VGC?

GSOH?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

DVDA?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

but yes

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

I seriously thought that was like DVD-R for a while...

So innocent...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

oof!

*sores*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

yoko?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

SOB

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

onoes?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

dave?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

Prodge!

I loved your compo socks :D They made me feel cosy inside

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

yaay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

Teh Quo?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

i saw the quo feeding baby deer on animal hospital last night.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

Were they feeding them dynamite?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

pffftt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

no, they was giving them bowls of milk.

it was touching.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

they were touching....the bastards!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

I'm sure it was touching...

touching what though?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

cloth?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

each other while the fawn drank a bowlful of their spunk!!

dirty bastards!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

and this was on animal hospital you say?

are you sure it wasn't a Dutch film you were watching?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

nope

one of those uk tv channels.
whats the world coming to?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

vinegar strokes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

O_-

argh!
my eye!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Best. Punctuated. Expression. Ever.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

Crikey...

Sorry about that...

*passes Optrex anti-spluff*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ah yeah, I've seen that...

must have been a repeat...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

They were feeding on baby deer?

Have they no souls?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

you've misspelled 'the'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

she's also misspelt 'oqu'

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

ning grumpy!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

hello gorgeous!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

*mwah*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

you've mistletoe on your jumper

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

i've got pus on my japseye too

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

you should take better care of your servants

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

right

Thanks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

haha

not really

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

nice sig

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

erk!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

really?

here you go...
*arranges for a syringeful of antibiotics with a massive needle*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

Great idea

I think I’ll photoshop my side mirror that some twunt smashed.

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

yeah sorry about that

also, re: sig - me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

Why…

…did you have to do a big sh1t on my bonnet? Wasn’t smashing my mirror enough?

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

Barrymore and two other suspects arrested…

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

eh?

what?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Quo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Quoi?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ning Archie!

Are you well?

Also: Good spot! Subtlest Quo ever?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

possibly, 'ning sir! - and yes, I am indeed well :)

hope the same can be said for your good self and all the other B3tans this morning!

Have some late night reposty weirdness for asking :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Well I can't speak for most of them, but me and Jessie are all of teh grand.

We're at the airport waiting for a flight \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

coo, get you. Going anywhere nice?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Dusseldorf...

Apparently it's nice.. we're going to see a gig.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

who's playing? Is it The Hoff?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Haha, no Life of Agony.

And now my credit's run out so I'll bid you a fond farewell =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

ENJOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

ta-ta

have fun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

have a good 'un sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

Have fun!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

dad!!!

don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

Don't worry, I'll look after ya

IVY!? IIIII-VEEEEEE! Ives needs ya . . .
*goes back to watching telly*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

*fears*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

don't panic

Aunty'll be here soon
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

auntie mable?!

*hopes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

*hopes too*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

*shoves*

get your own auntie mable!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

can you bring me back something nice?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

bring me back a Nazi, with real hair!

/Izzard blog

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

Joe Scaramanga has a hangover

but all of the rest of us are fighting fit SAH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

at ease, soldier

'ning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

nope!

I'm all shit! three fecking hours sleep again, coughing like a bastard and a frickin' sore throat! I'm SICK OF IT! . . . in other news 'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Brandy for breakfast?

cor - I had meusli

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

I had Fruit 'n Fibre

not brandy
*sigh*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ah Ambassador Hat

you are confusing us with these exquisite usernames

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

A friend's recently deceased grandad

had a brandy every morning. He died at a ripe old age and sounded one of the Bazoo'est! humans EVAR!
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

cor

don't think I'll try that though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

Don't forget the half a bottle he put away while in hospital

Before the nurses found it and took it off him.

;)

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

we had an old boy in here, smoking with his oxygenmaks on his head.

his beard caught fire with the O2 in it so he put it out with the can of special brew he was drinking!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

i didn't know my dad was in hospital

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

if only they'd listened in science class

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

REALLY!? Hahahahahahahahaha! *imagines wrestling match*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

hahaha wtf? :D

'ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

I have no idea either ;)

I've been wanting to do something involving creme eggs and that clip since I started shopping those darned creme eggs everywhere.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

why was I expecting creamy fondant bukakke on sam neils face there?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

old habits die hard I guess ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ning Archie

Thanks for last night. ;)

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

o_0

'ning Pachey . . .
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

Hello David

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

no problem, think nothing of it :)

always a pleasure, never a chore

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

Don't forget my money

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

hahahaha, as if I could do that! ;)

edit: DONE! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

Hahahaha!!

That's brill!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

it's Mr Cadbury's Parrot!

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new_matt, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

BYE ALL!

We're off :D

*loves all*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

Mwwwwah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

*High fives*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

ta'ra duck!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

mum?!!

don't you leave me too!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

I don't understand what you've done

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Teh Quo?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

i've held a tarantula too

they're surprisingly light.

KW stole my mink snacks!
=(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

How could you accuse me of such villainy?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

erm...

cos it's true?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Well I never!

*discreetly empties pockets into nearby flowerpot*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

ms 'pot would prefer jaffa cakes actually

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahahah

she won't be happy about that!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning dude!

*ruffles fur*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Hey chief!

Airport?

*combs down fluff*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Teh Quo!

You sneaky little sort you...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Me sneaky?

Haha! Yes I am.

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

A little too subtle, perhaps?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Doh!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

dullest meme ever!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

I appear to be missing a point here

oh I see now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

I see what you did there.

Edit: Ohhh....Subtle.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

I can't do subtle right now...

woo...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Polly gees for the subtleness,

I know it’s a bit too early…

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

It's not just the hour

its the alcohol slowly seeping through my system and making me shake...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

"Daily Mail 24 hours a day"

that would be some sort of torture, then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

Nobody could hande that much outrage...

They'd implode...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

Ha ha! :)

Good observation.

(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

'ning all!

check out the pre-historic B3ta on the wall... ;)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Pwned!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Arf!

I always enjoy your strips

Ooh-er...that didn't come out quite right...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

I think that came out perfectly

'Ning Jess

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

'ning missus :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

LOL! 22/m/uk + webcam here

wanna chat? ;)

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Cor, yeah!

Oh. Erm... Look, at that over there!

*runs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

*Ahem*

ur 19/f/Florida, right?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Yeah, sure...

Sadly my webcam doesn't seem to be working though... O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ace as ever, dude =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

'nings you two! ^ + ^^

Ace strip as ever, sah! ^^^
*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

DAAAAAAYVE!

*pounces*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

nice hair

HMMPH!!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

*grumbles*

rather wash it than beer with Hatty . . . C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

DAAAAAAYVE!

*pounces*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

*is glomped*

Have a nice time you kerazzey kids . . .

and lay off the sausage!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

'Ning Monsieur le Chappeau!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Le 'Ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

uncle!!

can i have 50p?
my parents have left me with nothing!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Sure!

*passes two 25p pieces*
There ya go!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

woohoo!!

*puts in the spiral charity bucket thing*
can i have some more uncle?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

not if you're gonna waste it on poor and needy people!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

haha

german porn!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Yay!

Great stuff

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

This is one of the best things

I've seen in ages!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Hahaha! Woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Dear Joe

ref your earlier comment

It's frickin' pouring with rain up here - a veritable flood

I had to turn back and find an alternative route due to lake where road used to be, and that alternative route proved to be a river.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Dear Barneybobs

I hope you brought your wellies

love

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

*steals identity*

Dear Prodigy's Bank

Please give all my money to Keyboard Weasel. No questions asked. And don't call me to confirm.

Thanks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

I WANT RAIN!

Christ it's the only thing London HASN'T got...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)

no?

we had loads of it last night in Slough

perhaps it was just to wash away all the curry

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

haha ace! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Flantastic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Ha ha ha

SO would...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

Mein Gott!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

UG!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

hahaha!

ace!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Turn this 90 degrees and FP it : )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Stonking

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fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Perfect!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

ooohhh.... i haven't checked your site in a while...

*buggers off to skive*

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

does your site output an RSS feed?

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likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

yeah,

I think it does. a few people use it, but i've no idea how to set it up... :(

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:56, archived)

It's still early and I'm hungover...

That's the excuses out of the way...

How's everyone else?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

really really well thanks

and have a woo² for the pun!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

A square woo?

Ta...

ALthough I'm feeling rough,. at least I'm fucking off at 12.
And it's payday... so nothing, I say, NOTHING, can bring me down today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

woohoo

go straight to the pub. you will feel better all afternoon until around 5pm where you will fall asleep on the sofa, then wake up at 10pm with a horrible headache and realise that you missed Friday evening. You will then find that you can't go back to sleep and your Saturday will be a blurry groggy mess until you decide to go to the pub at lunchtime....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

I hate it when that happens...

*goes to pub*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)

In that case, please may I have some money?

/shameless

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

'ello lovely

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

Hello sexy pants

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Blimey, you sound just like my son...

...apart from the fact that you don't clonk when you walk, obviously.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

have you not got him a rubber foot yet?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

He asked for a rubber foot so I made him a massive cock, was that not right?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

it helps clear busy streets when i walk,

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

not where you put it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Airport lol!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

tell the security guards that you have a bomb

for a joke like

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Airport?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Does your son talk like a posh bird then?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

rather.

*scratches crotch*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Well he's very well spoken.

And always asking for money...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

oi! pops gissa sam dosh you old git or i'll fackin 'ave ya!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Who are you and what have you done with my son?

You can't miss him, his leg's on fire.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

aaiieeee!!

*stops, drops and rolls

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

'ning gorgeous

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Hello Geoffrey

How are you and yours?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Having post-holiday-back-at-work blues

and reds (mosquito bites). The bastards love me.
How's yourself?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

I am well thank you

I hope you had a nice holiday.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

Love to give you some money...

But it's all been earmarked for DVDs.

I just can't decide whether to get:
The Avengers Emma Peel Megaset,
the Monty Python Megaset or the
Complete Dangermouse...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

All of the above

As they are all proof of exquisite taste

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

But I'm only allowed one...

Mrs S is very strict with my pocket money

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Are you two joking?

My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

I wasn't

I hope he wasn't either

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

I'm confused?

Is Pachey saying these are NOT all of exquisite taste?

The fool...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Monty Python is good

Avengers is ok.

Dangermouse is shite.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

Guten morning Miss P

how does the morrow find thee?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

Hello

I am super thanks.

How are you?

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Radiant* thanks

*knackered, but another long day of B3ta-ing ahead so it's all good.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

Yo, G-Sav.

'sup, dog?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

MY MAIN MAN PROF K-MART!

The g-sav is in da house and is kickin up a shit storm my brother. (translation - I'm working form home today)

How is your good self sir?
(translation: Yo ma nigga - what's goin down in da hood?)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Fo' sho' homey.

I'm hangin' wi' me bitch fo' da wings.

Me and the lovely Jessie are at Stansted waiting for a plane to Germany =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

nice

any particular part of the lovely nation of Germany?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

This bloke 'Dussel's wharf. Or Dorf

Summat like that

(

I used to work in Dusseldorf

are you going to the glue factory perchance?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

We're off to a concert tonight, but no plans yet for the rest of the weekend

in conclusion- It's possible :D

Where's Dbroon?
/4 minutes credit left on shit blocked connection

(

you can go and see dbroon!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

How come you are going to Germany together?

*narrows eyes*

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

^ yes this

answer this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

They're going to a gig

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)

*sniggers*

I like that I do :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

sracist!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

'ning =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

Son!

*cuddulates*

Now, me and your Mum aren't going to be around for a couple of days.

There's food in the fridge and a fiver on the mantelpiece - no wild parties, no drugs, other than that please yourself!

You can phone us if you need us.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

Aww, dude

We could have used that fiver for 'local delicacies'

(

JESSIE!

*curls up in pocket*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

APHEX!

I held a trantukla last night, he was very cool, but I'm still glad to get back to proper fluff

*scratches behind ear*
*digs mink-snmacks out handluggage*

(

*scurries up leg*

*Grabs pawfulls of minkfood*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

*hoofs in the knackers*

OI thems my snacks!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

*Shovels last snack into mouth*

*springs away before Jessie notices*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Those were pocket lint balls

*gives snacks to the minky one*

(

woohoo!!

*ferments food into a crude beer. buys a hooker with the fiver, burns house down*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

Nooooo!

You realise I'll have to make a new house out of wood when we get back now?

Bah, you kids. And if it rains over the weekend, you'll get soaked.

Oh and by the way, your leg's on fire...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Hello... French polishers?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

'ello son!

y'alright?

I'm on a shitty blocked connection at Stanstead...profane site? BAH

(

*looks to left*

Ooh, hello you!

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

*looks to right*

*jumps*

(

clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,

here i am
stuck in the middle with you..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

mum!!

what are you doing at stanstead?
can i come?!
ITS NOT FAIR!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Fanfuckingtastic.

Finished work, going for a joint, then off to the pub.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

I wish I could do this at 9.15 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

^this^

sans the joint...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

Ah, but I live in the FUTURE!

oooh-wwwweeeeee-aaahhhaahahooooo...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

I used to blaze it up before work, but I've reformed.

For a whole two months now.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

AND SO, YOU SEXY BEASTS, I BID YOU ADIEU.

ADIEU!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

T'ra!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

Hell... oh.

Byeee!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

don't tell us what happens today

I prefer to find out for myself

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Today you will win the lottery!

Oh hang on, that's someone else.

Second place in a beauty contest?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

it's always fuckin second place

oh well *smiles for camera*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

*settles into chair*

*opens B3ta*

Ha ha ha ha ha

'ning all.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

Ning Broomster

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

'lo Triple B

you shift that workload?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

Sennapod?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

Ayrton?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

that'd be a fast laxative wouldn't it

Ayrton Sennapod

Shop that someone

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

'ning boom!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

BOOM!

That reminds me, at some point I keep meaning to make a picture of Guile spanging Blanka with a giant broom...

Not for here... for... err... 'private' use.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

i say!!

didn't realise i dropped the 'r'!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

And there was me thinking it was the power of suggestion...

I'm in UR MIND....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

can you dust while you're in there?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

I'll go one better...

*switches on Dyson*

_{_{_oops....}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

*drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

'Ningaling SB

Pull up a bacon butty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

Ooooh

you offering?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

Brown sauce or not?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

yes, but only on half of it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Red please m'dear

*drools*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Ketchup? On a bacon butty?

Oh, ok...
*dishes up*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

*snaffles*

Nyum nyum nyum.

Thankeee

*sleeps for half an hour*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

ohh brown,

*did'nt have dinner last night or breakfast and doesn't have lunch and has to wait until 5ish until dinner*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

What?

Why would you do that to yourself?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

^This!

I went down to the canteen as soon as I got in and got myself a ridiculously unhealthy breakfast!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

i don't know.

i think this waiting for HR to sort out these poxy references is getting me down, so i'm just not hungry.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

Well try eating a few woodchips or something.

At least a sheet of paper. You'll starve!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

What's wrong with you?

/worries

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

i'm just not hungry.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

'ning Broom

I meant to ask you something yesterday,a nd now I can't remember what it was.
I'll now have to rifle through your posts to jog my memory...

*rifles*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

badumph tish

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

hahaha!

hull it is!

also, i'm fine but cold and in the rain...

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

I want rain

We keep being told to expect thunder storms... and then we get a bit of a shower and REALLY muggy hotness.

need rain for my garden

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

^ This

I've been forced into wearing a light cotton shirt today due to heat.

This is simply unacceptable, and I want my British weather back.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

it's been raining for 2 days straight now.

and when i say rain, i mean the bloody sky falling down. i always thought australia was ridiculously hot? i was wrong.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

that's pretty funny

(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I likes that!

And minor TJ: we got any French b3tans or fluent french speaking b3tan's lurking nearby? i got an email this morning and can't make head nor tail of it, and babelfish doesn't want to play either. Your help would be much apreciated. :)

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)

Is the subject

"AVES VOUS PROBLEMES AVEC TOUS ERECTION?"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

Hahahaha

No, it's an email from a customer - there's something wrong with whatever she bought from us, but that's about as far as i can make out.

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

You could gaz this guy:

www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=26304

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

I'm intermediate French

Would that do you?

Or I could email it to my friend who is fluent in French. :)

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

Pachey - You star!

Does this make any sense to you?

"J'ai passer cette commande chez vous et n'en ai reçu qu'une partie, je souhaiterais savoir si il ne s'agit pas d'un oublie.
D'avance je vous remercie."

*weeps in gratitude*

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Oh crap, you didn't tell me she was going to use lots of difficult tenses

/long time since A-levels blog

I'll see what I can do.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

"I placed this order with you but have only received one part. I would like to know if it got forgotten about. Thanks in advance"

or something like that

it'd have been better, but my leg went to sleep

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Thank You!

Much appreciated. :)

*awards gold star and merit badge*

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

Oi, where's mine?

Even though Nibus translated it more better than I did.

(

Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

*hands over gold star*

*mwah*

Thanks for your help Pachey. :)

*feels all warm inside at the kindness of other b3tans*

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Yup

I'd agree with that. Except neither my leg nor my two week old son are asleep. Dammit.

(

foop, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

I did your command at my house and I haven't received a party

I still hate Jesus and I don't agitate my obligation. Thank you in adavance.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

OK (I'm not very good at translation)

I have passed this command to you and I have only received one part of it, I wish to know if it has not been forgotten.

Thank you in advance.

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Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

Reply with

Madame, je suis desole mais nous ne sommes pas tres bien parler Francais ici, alors je crois que vous n'avez pas recu tous les choses que vous avez demander. Est-ce-que c'est possible pour vous direz a moi les choses que vous avez, et les que vous n'avez pas? Merci.

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

Ouch!

Nawty :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)

Haha, that took me a couple of thinks =)

Good 'ning!

I'm grand, I'm off to Germany in *checks watch* an hour.

/surfing from the airport blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

Ha ha ha

Funny.

I am fine thank you and very happy to be at work.

(

Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

No really

I like my day job and I'm doing a volunteer job that I hate atm, so I'm glad to not be doing that.

(

Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Luckily, I'm not on fire.

And Woo to pic!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Hahahaha

Brill!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

To hell with God...

I want a gene splicing kit.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

aaaaw lookit his wee eyes! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

That is just.... I want one!

Kangaspace in Boots?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

hahaha

hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)

BOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGBOINGMEOW!

Woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)

yeah!

hahaha

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:10, archived)

haha!!

*mounts*
to the office!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)

Bob a Job Week (if the job Happens to be Curtain Rail Destruction)

Who the fuck do you think you're clicking on? (for wallpaper to go with your curtains - 1600x1200 - 104kb)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

Ooh.

Nicely done.. an excellent first post!

Here, have a huff on this kitten.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

*Huffs*

...malty.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

very nice

very nice indeed - *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

*ducks under desk*

*peers out*
oh, phew!!
tis very WOO!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

nice work

woo

(

Milkman Dan, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)

BOC fans unite

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

Nicely spotted!

I like them and I fear them. A bit like girls.

/casual misogyny

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

Answer to a keyboard problem

Too Subtle?

Click for BIG

.

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

haha.....

I need one of these.

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caffeinefreak, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

I can't see what you did there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)

I want one that says go fuck yerself!

would save me loads of time on here :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)

haha

get this www.mjmsoft.com/keytext.htm

it's the bollocks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

we need one with DRINK! now

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

My keyboard

Bigger

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

i want one

it nice

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

suits your username well

I might make me one of those keyboards to teach myself to type more betterer.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

Little Donkey, Little Donkey...

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

ahhahah!

Woo!

Seen some good pictures for the competition so far.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

Hahah, great!

And you're not going to believe me, but I did have this idea.

Yeah, yeah :P

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

I was dreaming about this last night

then I dreamt that Kris Fucking Kristofferson entered my dream through and stole it.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)

hehe...bite his face off!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

haha!

yes it doesn't look too happy does it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:06, archived)

nicely done!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

nicely bin dun.

'Ning everyone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

'ning, oh mighty thor!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

i trust you are well on this bright sunny day

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Another Paris in Jail....

Well, it might have been earlier, but we Noobs have to wait a week to post. Something I made, and I even wrote the poems. Maybe I'll stick to the day job...
afingerinparis.com

(littlelambfound, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:47, archived)

I think you want /links

'Ning all!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)

*smooshes*

'ning Trelly McJelly

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)

Oooh, I like that :-)

'Ning

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

*winks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)

'lo Trelly!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

Wotcher :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

'ningles dingles!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

Er, quite...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

my thoughts exactly

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

'sup beyatch

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

Boss ain't in

Probably going to do bugger all today except lurk on here!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

lurk!!

don't make me get the net out!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

Lurking in the non-lurky way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

well, ok then.....

*keeps net handy*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

ning Mrs Trellington

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

'Ningaling Savoury

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

what?

NO!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)

"but we Noobs have to wait a week to post"

Generally, this gives them a chance to read the FAQ. Or not.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)

lol

[cornish accent]
you be owned
[/cornish accent]

(

KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

Yea, you may want to put this on the /Links board

'Ning b3ta

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

'ning b3tan!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

ning b3tarati

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:54, archived)

'ning 'ning

all aboard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

hello littlelambfound

you appear to have posted a link on the image board. As it's your first post people will be very kind to you and offer you polite advice. Do it again however and we will hunt you down and extract your organs with a spork, even if it takes all of eternity

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

I may do this anyway

It sounds like fun

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

Yemen to the rescue!

Not deserving of its own TOAPy new thread

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

Yemen...

Why are you called The Coast of Yemen

edit: I just looked it up in your profile. What was your uname before?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

Jeremy Beadle's *something* Hand

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

pfft

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

I think he's actually Eddie Izzard

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

Haha

I fucking love Eddie Izzard.

In a platonic way.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)

The Coast of Yemen, are you drilling?

"what me? Nooo, Coast of Yemens don't drill, we sneak goatse images onto bbc news, drilling...pfft"

*signals imaginary other coastline to start the generator again*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

Hurrah!

Just been catching up on toothpastefordinner, I especially like this one:

www.toothpastefordinner.com/053007/where-do-you-internet-from.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

no basement for me!!

i'm on the 3rd floor!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)

I don't even have a basement, but I loved the sentiment.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

it's all the faceless friends we'll never meet gives the feeling of basementesque aloneness...

phew.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)

Arf!

Although I actually inhabit the loft room

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

Did I just see muff-diving?

EDIT: Oi! lamb-shite - some of us are at work.
COCK

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

Simulated muff-diving, I think

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

pretty poorly simulated, if you ask me

looked more like a blow job than a muff dive... or maybe there's something about women's prisons that I'm missing

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

I didn't even bother to look until this

NSFW NSFW NSFW

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

I think you want the board that gives a fuck!

/links

'ning all

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

'ning prodders!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

'ning ivesb :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

ning prodders

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ning barneybobs :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

okay, NOW i'm going to bed...

"excuse me, kind sir...but i would very much like to purchase these boots...do i pay now, or could you send me a bill?"

/coat

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:14, archived)

WABBIT SEASON!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)

DUCK SEASON!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)

WABBIT SEASON!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)

...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)

DUCK SEASON!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)

^_^

*goes to sleep for reallllz*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)

*tucks in*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)

*reads story*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

I don't think Razzle is appropriate bedtime reading in this scenario

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

they have to learn sometime!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

are you australian?

because it's time to go sleep here...

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)

Nope nope...

tis 1:20 ish in the morning here...

past bed time, perhaps...but i keep a gamer's hours. ^_-

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

i see.

you should, and bring us nice stuff tomorrow!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)

*does*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

^_^

*molests you*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

quack

(duck Quack !, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)

QUACK!

Quack!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

I like this!

Woo!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)

I'll take the bill

I had some in Bangkok, they were tasty

(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

duck bills?

they are edible then...
how was they cooked?
*arranges trip to duck pond*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

they are covered in some marinade and roasted I think

the tongue is attached and you eat that and pull the skin off the bill and eat that,
I think the most taste is in the sauce

(pdjpdj, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

My brain's not working right this morning

Have this while I get some coffee.
A self portrait, detailing exactly how my brain -is- wired this morning.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:07, archived)

i think that the things occupying our brains

are eerily similar...

woo!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:14, archived)

Coffee?

Pah, get some lovely acidic cola down yer neck. Works for me... ;)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:15, archived)

AHHAHHHAHHHAHHAHHAH!

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:18, archived)

The sugar makes me sleepy,

so diet coke for me!

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

Looks like its running spot on to me!

*shovels coal*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)

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