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# I know 500 posts isn't a major milestone......But....
Had this silly idea while in the shower.....someone posted a jilted John shop last night ....so I hope at least one person gets this.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
*pretends to get it in order to be down with the cool kids*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:16, archived)
# You're the first cool kid on the block then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I'm the
New Kid On The Block!
*laughs at band refrence*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# nope, sorry
i'm not that person
i'm sure it's woo though
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# he's not jilted
but he is a john.

I loved that show.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# I hardly ever meet anyone ....
That's ever heard of it never mind seen it...... was a great show indeed....
*edits* jilted john / john shuttleworth...the same person played by graham fellows..??
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Piiiidgeons in fliiiight
and other such classics, how could I not forget
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Catch the fox was my favorite.....
Not in the series though.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# yes
it seems that if I got it I would find it hilarious
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Is that John Shuttleworth?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Yay it is..!!!
Have a jaffa cake....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)
# I.....
....Don't get it!

EDIT: ah... 500 Bus Stops
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# John Shuttleworth
Did a series called 500 bus stops....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:22, archived)
# haha
great book and series.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Someone had to do it


Clicky for gigantor (207KB)
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ^this too
however www.netdisaster.com/ is where he did this, quite a fun little site if you need stress relief
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# That is bloody great!
I shot Microsoft to bits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# netdisaster + myspace
does not a beta entry make
i need to work on a fail image
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Borrow mine I just made.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# wow
last time i saw this it was bigger than the sun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# I have magical mold growing in my computer that optimises every image I save.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# amazing
you should lend some to that cunt i've re-ignored
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
I might try to cultivate it and sell it on Ebay/The B3ta shop.

Mind you, it seems to need a very specialised environment.

Edit: and on a lighter note, G'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# 'ning Lemming!
Have fluffy dreams :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# poor twat
he's mental!!! FUCK A CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hmm, should i RIS or use my new fail pic.......
oh go on, have a fail
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)
# WOOHOO Bandwagon!
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Slartibartfast
would never be so purile
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# call that a dick?
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# he should take a look
at sweden on a pound coin
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# it's a big country
a pound won't get you far
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *Points*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] God - during his early morning creating.

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# heavenly
/love the towels.

A piece of absorbent cloth or paper used for wiping or drying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
ace wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# KABOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Thats awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha.....
That's absolutely ace......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# cleeeck
that's ace that
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# let there be shite
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# *parp* and yay :)
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/parpsnap.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# any excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# windyosaurus
blap.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# you have a tiny cabbage growing on your nose
should i call a farmer?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# how kinky.
no, no.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# i'll go get the plough
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# "I beg you try not to fall in love with me"
*sigh* another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I didnt notice that.
Ah, I was too busy falling in love. Thats way.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Coming at yer from
Aberguerilla
(Smudger, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
Is this displaying at 280x970 pixels for you? Its what I saved it at but firefox seems to think it should be 252x873. :(
What is going on here? I think firefox is having a paddy, it ocassionally flickers between the correct size and the smaller one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# i'm getting 280*1100ish
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Well fucking shite.
All my bookmarks have gone now :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Hmmm, fixed the image size problem.
Image zoom extension had buggered up, no idea why bookmarks went. Got backup though so no loss. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I use opera
and don't have problems
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# fantastic!
love it
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Huzzah
the genius unpeeled :D

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Peanut butter in the crotch = pain
Or pleasure?
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Depends if its in the jar or not.
In this case it is.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# no
it doesnt
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Yes it does.
*Lobs jar*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Ooooh
your a filthy mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I make up for it by being far too sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Have a woo ......
You absolute butter nutter....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# An apology for the cheapness of it

But still, it is a kitten getting fingered in the anus.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Do they go for that kind of stuff?
In other news: I pimped b3ta on the sly to 600 hacker nerds.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# you are a ginger father christmas
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# mother christmas surely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# are they still trying to make hakker sacking an official sport?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# god damn
you're a carrier! ya dirty ginner
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# kitten doesn't seem too interested
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i really don't want to know what he is doing with his other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# and it's bloody lovin' it
the dirty slut

woo!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# My idea was to mirror this image and have two cats collide spectacularly...

But apparently HTML is so rubbish it can't even do that, so one cat will have to do.

/edit
Fucksocks.

/edit 2
It decided to work! YAY!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# *imagines*
woo!

If only it'd worked eh
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Well I suppose if someone were to accidentaly flip it, upload it and post it along with the original...
:D
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# /set g_gravity 30
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Can't think what game you're referring to there.
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# someone will mirror it in about 5 minutes :D
or less
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# someone beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# The coefficient of resitution between cat and wall appears to be 1.
You have broken the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# does it tile?
/ac

cos my bathroom needs redoing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# tada!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Yours works!
Mine doesn't... :(
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# on mine they've loaded slightly out of synch, hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# mine too...
weird
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# now someone needs to merge them into a single file so they don't get out of synch :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Or just go to bed.
Either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# i'm just gonna woo
because everyone else fuggin does.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# not everyone does
don't bow to pressure, that is how the cliques are formed, and everyone knows there is only one big clique and that is me and nobody else can join
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# not even me?
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# use
woah nelly

its less ghey
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# hehe
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# forgot about that one
oh fuggsake.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# there
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Thankyou!
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Yay now tile it 3 times :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# ok, what about 5?





(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Ok
my eyes are officially bleeding...
(I helped save b3ta! Andytomaz wazzing my way, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Frankly...work in progress
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# very very nice
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Yes but.........Frankly.....
VERY nice work in progress....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# I don't know how it works, but it does
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# this wins the internet
forever


(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Helena didn't w00
what a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I got off with her then never called
she's just bitter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# *phones the chinese factory*
*gets 50,000 made*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I'd never wank again.
Fact.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i might
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# can we watch?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# lizard?
- what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# rhythm is gonna get ya...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I'd have to ask
'The stranger'...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# 50,000 Chinese?
are you hiring a private army?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# That is..
'Mazing!
& nighty niight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# YAT
I mean YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# WOO YAY
I mean YAT WOOT
(I helped save b3ta! calico, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# REQUIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Haha.
Brilliance yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla
Clickworthy stuff sir Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Is that
Peter Snow? Or Jon Snow?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# It's both of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# The famous Jon W Peterson?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# ooh hurray
This is good. Very good.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hedgehog combat?
woo.

what should I eat for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# egg and chips
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ketchup is optional
*edit - emeregency nudity for 23,000th post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# happy 23, 000 messages!!!!!!!!!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# cripes
it was as well

I haven't looked since my 20,000th
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# fuck
i'm eagle-eyed tonight eh? Good post for you're 23 thousand!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# naked toast added to restore balance to the force
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# give me back my
' and e, you harlet.

: |
(juanito, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# crikey, congrats
I'm only a few off 25,000 :S
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# congrats, Mr No-Life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# *eagerly awaits 200th post*
congratumalations!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# that is barely
an h'or deurve
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# and you are barely a whore
but you do your best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# omg
i'd surrender top of the front page to this gladly :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# cunting tops
stick it up your arse/baz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# if there was an "(i like this!)x10" button i'd click it now
awesome
(jonjonjon, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Tippetty top stuff
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# yaaaay I wants them!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# meh, you never even play with your pitbulls anymore
i'm not buying more fighting pets this year
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# superb
stuff!
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# nice stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# His Grandfather has an unfair advantage on the controller..... Parkinsons.
you know how woo that is, you talented git ;) so you don't need me telling you as well :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ah yes, the old Michael Parkinsons cheat code
Up, Up, Down, Up, Up, smash the controller in to your opponents face until they submit.

Textbook
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I think you'll find it's:
Up, Up, Down, The Great Muhammed Ali, Up, Left, Yorkshire Cricket, Down, Down, Billy Connolly, Up, Right, Left, Frank Sinatra, Left
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# robbie bloody williams
combo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Finish Him with the Jamie Cullum death strike!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Or the Joss Stone Creeping Annihiliation
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# you fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# of course, if you try to do both at once you end up doing the James Blunt Darwin Award Suicide
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I still desperately want to see ther clip
where Bruce Forsyth takes him down a peg or seven
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# No.
Up, West, West, South, West, Say to Thorin "Carry Me", Say to Thorin "Go Window", North, North, North, Wait, Get Ring, Up, Up, Up
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Have you played Status Quo Dance Revolution?
Special Move: Down, Down, Deeper, and Down


*gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# that
was a down right awful joke. luckily i love bad jokes.
(jonjonjon, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# wow
I'll gladly wake up tomorrow knowing this will be on the frontpage! Goodnight!
(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# fantabulous
*clicks*

woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# that is quite simply
amazing
(The Director of Directing, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Fuck me backwards
Teh utter bestness.

*clockity click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I wish I had a battling hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# ....WOW!
*click*
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# this makes me
all hot under the COLLAR.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Cream of Trousers
Thats a bit special innit
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
#
idea *tick*
execution *tick*
i like this *tick*
(hinch schmooo, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *makes the effort to unlurk*
that is simply fantabulous with shiny knobs of brilliance on :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Thats awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Thats top quality Woo Yaynes.
Hope there in the shops for chrimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)
# teh FP gang must be sleeping!
it works...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 7:01, archived)
# and he does it again.
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# why is this not on the front page?
???
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# that is brill and woo, that is!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# nicely
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you had your amazification tablets I see
i love it!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFT!!!!
Best thing on teh internets EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Smoother...
than the cream in a twinky. Word up.
(Mazrim, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# That's brilliant, PLUS it made me grin like a loon, PLUS it made me go "IWANTONE!",
PLUS it made me click 'I like this.'

Quadruple result, quadruple woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# WOOOOO to teh powah of infinity!
Fuck the Front Page, this deserves an entire webpage solely dedicated to it!

W/Y/H/P/*clicky*!! Top stuffs Mr. Toast! :D

/exclamation-point-crazy blog!!!!one111eleven
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That is in the top 5* of best things i've ever seen on b3ta.
WOO!


*Possibly 3
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Good lord, is that...
Peter Snow?!

Can just imagine him with it on Tomorrows World.
(pedanticnazi#10389561, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# waking up this morning
and looking at this again.. it is STILL the best thing ever
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
possibly the ultimate B3TA post
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# You win the internets.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# cute
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# evening
time for some terrible punnage.


Click for bigger (241KB)
im so sorry b3ta.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# that blows!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# come on, let's have a blast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# BANG and the dirt is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# haha
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# DY-NO-MIIIIIITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ^^^
this

back to school for you
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# It's a megablast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ARGH my moth trap (candle) fell over and i went to catch it and got hot wax on my thumb
ow ow ow + it wasn't working :( not one moth did die
edit :


Click for bigger (33KB)
excuse the state of my nails, i've been working on my car and im going to have a bath about... NOW *SPLASH*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hot wax doesn't hurt.
I've even poured it on the inside of my leg.


Does not hurt.

Gel candles can hurt like fuck though, though it goes to a nice numbing pain after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well it just took a layer of skin off
so i beg to differ...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# You sound like my kind of girl
and you are right...

but as a bloke..

not a good idea to have it done on ur chest if ur hairy *cough*

EDIT: omg its the crazy american girl from 3yrs+ ago!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# so where's the 'blood'?
x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# its stopped
can you stop putting x after everything you say... press space instead
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# You don't like kisses?
'space'
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# im not a gayer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# lol?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# or their sister company PMT
YOU'LL FUCKING GET IT WHEN YOU GET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# and once a month
YOU'LL REALLY FUCKING GET IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# with the occasional leaving all the parcels in a big pile and sitting down behind them crying
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# haha
after the parcels have been bouncing around the room a few times

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# BOOM!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I agree
Hot candle wax does not burn... and that layer of skin you're taking off. That's the effing wax.

Although I have never had teh pleasure of hot gel.

x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# wrong reply maybe?
edit : i can tell the difference between hot wax and skin... hot wax doesn't bleed...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# But you can't make candles out of skin
... so .. y'know.

* aNd yes, wrong reply to the wrong thread. You are now my lord.

x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That sounds kinda sexual ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I thought of that joke
12 years ago.

*sigh*

Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Muslim Haulage!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# AC/DC
FTW forever - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# so lock up ya daughter,
and lock up ya wife

Hurray for 'shops involving good music!

\m/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Drew this in Pizzle

Whilst watching boring boring Spider-Man 3.



Click for bigger (28KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# dat's very good dat is
what's Pizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# oh,
I wuz using this confounded 'snoop dizzle' slang for the word 'Paint', as in MS Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# oh!
well, it's fantastic, well done m8 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# thankyou
very much. x
I will continue to draw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Apols for the pun
but I needed to 'shop it out of my system



Clicky for bigness
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# robocod ain't a pun
it's a classic
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# but they
took out the penguin animation when they re-released it for ps2 etc :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Yay for retro games...
In the true Amiga CD32 sense of the word.

x

(anyone remember battle tanks?)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Yay robocop!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# is that dynamite
in his whippy?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# its a dead slug
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ...
on fire
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# ist not christmas, don't go overboard now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Keyboard/Carlsberg interface error...
I think my monitor doesn't like the Carlsberg either. You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# someone else made a copy of this holding a guiness
:) (i forget who)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Actually, i could go for a Guinness right now...
But Carlsberg was on spesh, so that's what i've got. :)
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# How many have you done?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# who knows?
probably in the 30's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# and most amusing
they all are. Completely bonkers, and all the better for it.

Top work fella :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Robogrouper?
that's no cod :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# 'tis
the internet said so, and everything, and stuff

I suppose you'll try and tell me that this isn't a lettuce then ;-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hehe
I've just been watching that film!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Stop! Its gravy time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hmm, gravy
have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i just hope thats not man gravy....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Or arsegravy :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# oh noes...
*vomits a little bit*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I thought you did The Neville, not Grey Kid?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Meh.
Anything goes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I wonder who's next ...
Happy Toast maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Im not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Which style do you prefer?

Trying to see what looks better
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Lefty gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# right
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# The one on the right, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# first one
then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Sew them together at the eyeball!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I'll only tell you if you join the 39,000 club.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ah,
the middle 1ne
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# both look a little too much like jimmy in south park
i'd say the left though
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# .
teh left one
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# left

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Right..
is the bizzle.
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Just been watching ITV


goes to hide...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# DONE!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Her parents left her alone and went to a restaurant
and while they were gone she was kidnapped?

Is this true?
If so, who just leaves their 4 year old kid alone?

Bleh I'd like to see the some statistics about how many kids are abducted every year

EDIT: "On Friday, the McCanns are due to set aloft 50 balloons from 50 countries to highlight the fact Madeleine will have been missing for 50 days."
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# It doesn't help
that Portugal (and Austria, and I think Ireland) don't have any kind of sex offender's register.

The Portugese authorities don't seem to think anything like that actually happens.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# They do,
and they actively encourage it and it is a SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# It's highly unlikeley it
has anything to do with sex offenders. There are hundreds of little blond kids going missing on the continent each year. There is a massive trade in selling blond babies and youngsters to rich, childless couples. Been going on for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# actually
that is the most probable explanation

and the folks this happens to are given no help or exposure at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Yes they did!
They are cnuts of the highest order!
But i think this pic is too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I don't think it's anything to be made fun about really
I just wonder if maybe she wasn't so... oh, white and cute, if quite so many people would make quite such a fuss. See edit of my post above.

I mean I'm not in Britain so I'm not entirely exposed and yet I still hear about it and I do read things like that^ on bbc news and find it ridiculous
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# She's got nice respectable parents!!!!!
A single mother would've been fucking hung!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# ^this
is utterly true
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# true
if she/he was black/brown/yellow whatever it would have been dropped by now.
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# and the parents would be blamed too
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# instead of asking them to give enormously dramatic statements to the press
"I can't think about last year and how we spent it, I honestly can't," Mr McCann, 39, said.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# yes
they are mongs

I don't know anyone who would leave their 4 year old child while they went to get their guts fed

it's tragic, but they've been hit by a big lump of fucking reality for being stupid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Just went to this site
for the first time with my sound on

www.findmadeleine.com/

wow.

As if all the amazingly cute pictures of poor little maddie weren't enough.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# becoming quite an industry isn't it
wonder how much media revenue it's generated
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# *collapse in tears of VOMIT*


FUCK ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
#
everything I dooo,
I doo it for youu

beaaautiful
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Holy fuck !
That's just wrong!
wrong wrong wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# There was a girl on there
and it struck me she was the favorite on the back of the press hype about maddie...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# ^this^
(Referring to Mstandot)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Why?
She has probably been dead for weeks now. It's not as bad as the Lady Di jokes, at least she died for our sins.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# It's not her fault hes parents are dumbfucks!
I think they did it!

She was probably playing up,Dad went to hit her ,but did so too hard, she fell knocked her head,and died, he then threw to body down the drains and call the cops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:47, archived)
# True,
but not being someone's fault stopped has never the jokes about things in the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I vote to send her idiot parents one way to Venus.
Maybe they'll lose another child there for the sake of another free extended holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# "If you know the location of the lost space child, please donate"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# fuck!
the text number aint working!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:41, archived)
# I don't believe noone
has zombified her yet.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# He likes the b3ta experience
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# what the?!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# link it - its flapping huge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# and flapping scary
!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# run away!
before he strikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# And where did you get this from?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# his personal webcam?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# his youtube vid was posted on the links board a few days ago.
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# horrible
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# What the FUCK?!
That gets a click because I'm a cruel bastard and I laughed.
Oh yeah, optimise it a bit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# 667kb of filesize
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# the lack of drums
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I
love this deformed cretin!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# on b3ta
cretin is a relative term...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I call all my relatives cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i call your relatives cretins too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# it describes your relatives?
edit: argh, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# OPTIMISE FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# This scares me.
I am hiding this thread to make it go away.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# word
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# needs more drumkit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# cheers
i will not see my brother abused in such a way
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# fuicking hell
I decide to take you off ignore and find that you are still at it. Just because you don't give a fuck for the rules does not mean you will forever get away with being ignorant. Back on the list you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hello beth
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# and posting another
82k of shit is really gonna help?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I know you shouldn't laugh....
...but I was listening to 'Do You Want to' by Franz Ferdinand when I scrolled down the page and saw this, and it caused me to send a gob-full of the finest Kronenbourg 1664 half-way across the room.
(Charlie Baked Potato, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# he looks like
he's had to much caffiene at a beastie boys gig.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Was about brick lane today..
and stumbled upon this.

Tell me, which one of you is Jez ?

Jez
(I helped save b3ta! sfx, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Had you just been to
Fight Club?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# if he had
the first rule of fight club would mean he cant say
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# and how would you know that? hm?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I think he's probably
not allowed to talk about it
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# he's probably on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Text on a pole!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# it's not a pole!
it's

TEXT ON A PILLAR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I'm Jez!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Noo!
Im jez and so's my wife!

python ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I was Jez once.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I think we all are
it's like a Spartacus thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# exactly what i was trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# No! That's what I was trying to say!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# But I said it
and so did my wife
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
#
python ftw
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# My goodness its quiet...
TJ : ARGH its a draw so far....
Should i


from dixons.co.uk using this promo code : 10JUNEAW
edit : if you vote no give a reason why not!


edit 2 : argh! its still a draw - ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hang on...



what was the consensus then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# this is the same pole from last night
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I'd say if you were having doubts or putting it off for a few days deciding then the decision is already made for you.
trust instincts, if you wanted it that bad, you would have got it by now. Use the money for more practical things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# like inflatable jml products
not something you can live without
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Toastabags!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# my instints tell me to save my money
but i have nothing to save for, i've worked out that i can't afford a house / rent on my current income and i don't want a fancy car, i do need a sub for my music system but its not essential, i can easily afford both but i need a hug and a cup of hot chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# keep the money for when you will need it, start a little 'nest egg' with it
you'd be suprised what it may come in handy for in time :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# £27,000 nest egg?
what am i supposed to buy?
edit : my sister owes me £1400 too and my parent owe me £400
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# .
all that jez.
(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Piggywig
Have a swapped head



Easier than the previous frog
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Not after I'm done with her he wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# how was your trip?
and - b3ta.com/board/7303776
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# It's was quite good, thank you
and woo to your anim

I watched the Dub Room Special while I was in Oslo.
It was okay, but there was not a scene or a performance on there that I hadn't seen yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# i'm sorry, there's no way i'm eating her bacon
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# majik
and your frog is all of the aceness - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Top pig action!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# that's one ham
i don't think anyone's touching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] bow down.


deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I can't be a real man then!
/tank starter buttons blog!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Teh clever
this almost belongs in the compo!
You know, a comment on intelligent design...maybe
...anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# haha
yes. i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i disagree real men have three or more nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Don't be daft
How can a man make man-milk without them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Concurrance, brother!

*milks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# That's no man then.
I should get that belly button seen to though, it looks nasty.

(Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Surgically altered
men have no nipples.

I likes!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# but i like hipples!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# mipples!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# zipples!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Cripples!
Er, no, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# not seen you for ages
edit: (apart from down the page)

classic stuff again sd
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# What about really really tiny nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# what about 'em?
hmfph...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# they're super

thanks for asking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
# nope
its no nipples or nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Is true
we have beer tits instead
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *suckles*
*gets drunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'm hoping that white patch on his belly is a reflection of the light
other wise he has spluffed unto himself

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Looks like Glen Wool..
Who happens to be a pretty funny guy...
Also, I have nipples :(
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)

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