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Is Wimbledon ...

... some kind of British Weather Machine?

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neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

*phones Teh Avengers*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

I adore the wah-wah version of the theme tune

*searches for it*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

The New Avengers theme?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHrMq-ujiFg

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

that's the kitty

Although a high quality mp3 to hear the wah-wah properly would be better ;)

Oi Kenny, this one ^

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

I have it at home...

If you can hang on till 5 o clock...

And the wah-wah-ness is far more pronounced.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

s'ok, I had a cd with it on downstairs :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

I know this reply is way too late but...

I'm so relieved to hear that I'm not the only person who thinks The New Avengers theme tune is awesome Funk!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

wow.. I had forgotten

all about the Lumley

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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

the shot of her clambering that fence

does make me eyes water a bit...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

Mr Toast I request you email me this delight should you find it.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

For some reason, I think this needs a rubber duck.

Regardless, this is a wonderful thing to login to.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Agreed!!

the tennis ball would look lovely duck-shaped.

All the same it is still mighty woo!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

'ningles you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

'nings :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

Here you go...

stablesound.co.uk/flash/rockducky.html

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

*loves you*

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

This just rules

It does

it rules

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

reet grand, that.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

You would think they would move Wimbledon by now

given it's rained every year since the Romans came

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

perhaps it could be relocated somewhere like spain

they could even change it's name and call it the spanishopendon.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

That or indoors

for starters

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)

aarghhh the balls, the balls!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

hehehe!

~~Texty repost for large animation~~
edit: forgot I had a smaller version!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)

that is awesome - *glee*!

its not that big - post it in all its glory!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

splendid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)

i did a lol

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)

woo muchly!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)

Toasty's link below compelled me..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

they've set up shop in town here

and started sending 5000 question surveys through our doors

I'm calculating the best way to wind them up

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

are they the Dianetics people?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

right 'fuck off you cultist bastards'

in really big letters on the front of their 'shop'

they probably wouldn't like that at all

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

write* my dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

oh cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

that's what they do to you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

*takes her Micto hat off*

You know if we do this b3ta wet t shirt thing I'm wearing the ALF one.

Which has had many compliments.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

or rent the shop next door

and put up a big sign in the window saying
'liars and cheats' with a big arrow pointing to them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

one of the shop next door is a painting selling place

perhaps some of the paintings could be replaced

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

Pfft, I've done one of them surveys.

They take at least four days.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

There's an online

version I did. It took forever, there was about 200 questions. By the end of it all I was tired and depressed
and well in need of a Scientologist to come and tell me how rubbish I am and to take all my money!

They don't even give you the results online, you have to go along to one of their "Testing Centers" to get them

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

same here- my results are being sent to the Hawaiian 'church'

which I'm sure they'll appreciate.

They're addressed to Mrs DavidIckeEsque CompleteAndUtterLunatics

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)

*sigh*

This is not the future.

*ambles off to look at fences and country bumpkin knees*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

That sounds like a wonderful future!

I shall join you..

HIS KNEES ARE AT SHINS!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

oh the neville

you keep me on the straight and leville
with your breville

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)

Shit through their letterbox.

The old classic.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

superglue in the locks is another standard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

As is

a good hard twatting with a knobbly stick.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

Do the questionaire,

then before you post it back, rub your balls all over it.

It might not achieve much, but imagine the sense of satisfaction!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

~~balls~~ faecal matter

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)

they used to have a shop on tottenham court road

I went in to get out of the rain once, and did their free "personality test" which they mark (by running the multiple choice answers through a computer) then show you the graph that has 0-100 where 50 for each trait is 'normal'. The tests are created so nearly everyone comes out at about 45% across the board and they can say "you're ok, nearly as good as a normal person, but you could be so much better if you bought everything L.R.Hubbard ever fucking wrote".

I noticed the test had a lot of Social Desirability Factor questions in it. (questions everyone lies on and which are meant to establish how truthful you're being) so I answered all the normal questions with scrupulous accuracy and answered all the SD questions like I was a saint.

their graph came back as a flatline along the bottom with a single peak (because I open doors for people) and the nice young scientologist looked a bit upset, moved her chair away a bit and eventually said
"I don't think there's anything we can do for you. Could you leave?"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

You're probably the reason why they moved round the corner next to Goodge Street Tube.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)

Elrond's cupboard?

In the cupboard there is:

the dead warg.
Thorin.
some lunch.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

PFFFFFFT!!!

/edit/ 'lo all

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

*gives muddy hug*

'lo

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

I don't get why people want to stop scientology becoming a religion

It's a fraudulent, dangerous organisation who pedals lies in the pursuit of power and wealth and most of its scriptures were written under the influence of drug abuse. Just sounds like another church to me.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

well, yes

but it would give it an element of legitimacy
and we all know what christianity managed to achieve with that cache

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

cachet

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)

or political party....

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

That too

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

Yep

I'm against funding for ALL religions

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)

*liberates money from collection plate*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

Amen *Stands*

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)

*applauds*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)

yay

become a premium member for only $5 per month!
-free email
-~~thought~~ spam filter
-mug

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

*brings on subs*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

noooo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

has it been raining?

*didn't notce*

honestly, not being smart or anything
but here in sunny southend, it's been... well

sunny

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

Is that really Hillsborough?

Fuck me that's some flooding

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Looks nice floodlit like that...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Damn you

I was just about to shop the exact same concept. Are you spying on my creative process?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)

I've had 'Bring Me Sunshine' stuck in my head since I made this.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Get rid of the fat one!

Could some kind dear provide a bit of transparency for me?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

*hands clear document wallet*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

No...

(but only because there's 100 more important things I really should be doing...)

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

here you go

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

MINE IS

MORE TRANSPARANTERER THAN YOURSES!!!!!!!!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)

haha

lovely stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I never did find that source image I wanted

so I just gave up and did a mash.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

works fine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)

And now I do too.

And I was quite happily humming 'Little Surfer Girl'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

i've had 'turning japanese' in my head since doen there

*points*
which displaced robert johnson :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

And now I have that.

Which is alright, I like songs about wanking.

Although Robert Johnson would be nice also.

Muddy Waters?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

Hehe

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha

Has he started?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I can't remember which day

Brown was taking over.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha

The poor chap really does possess the most insincere smirk in existence

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

YOU MUST OBEY!

Apologies in advance to anyone who mongs out

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

Needs more

heavy metal soundtrack.

*spacks*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

YOU WILL OBEY ME!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Haha :D

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Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

SHITTING CRIKEY!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

christ on a bike

I really thought that was John Reid

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

^^^

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

praps John Reid thinks he *is* the Pope

anyone who can say "a fundamental human right is the right to have your life protected, without this no other right can ever be exercised" has got to be a weirdo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

flipping

heck!

(chippy time travel agents, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)

ARGH

woo
click
ARGH

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)

Ooo, aceness!

But I have a pet-peeve with the twunt in any case, here have my most recent defilement of him to accompany yours:

teh pope

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

Oooooo

Nice.

He truly is the dark one.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

I agree, perfect execution on this image btw

(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)

Blame Mighty Nibus...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

i always do

he's such a cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

I model myself on you

you git

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

you'll need more clay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Are you a troll?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

i've had my suspicions

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

Micto, in the bedroom, with the 'lead piping'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

i'm statuesque

stop laughing, you!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

*puts hand over mouth*

I'm not laughing! Yes, you're very statuesque. Like Michaelangelo's David (get them knickers off, you)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

again?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Always.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

Isn't statuesque a euphamism for fat?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

stiff and lifeless?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

Nah, sort of tall and muscular

like a statue. Impressive looking.

*pats belly* us chubbies usually get stuck with 'cuddly'. NNnnnnnng.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

I meant in women's magazines

the kind that I pretend not to read.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Oh I don't know then.

The only womens magazines I read are Vogue and....erm.... Bizarre.

Well it's got women in it. Even if they used to be men.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)

hurrah!

*saves*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

ewwww!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

ew!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahahahahaha

why do women wear perfume and makeup?
cause they're ugly and they smell!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

because they're neurotic?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

Is it any wonder?

Most women:

"Yuk, I hate beards, it makes you wonder what they're trying to hide."

+

"Oh noes! I can't go out without covering my face with slap!"

Bound to send anyone loopy after a while.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Fuck off, I love a good beard, me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

i love my beard too

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Tis a lovely beard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

and the way that men are blamed for it all!!

the cheek of it!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

it's not going to be long before men start wearing make up and perfume

have you seen the adverts for male beauty products recently?
it's getting ridiculous

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

they're not even particularly 'blokey' ads.

New Ulivea anti-aging wrinkle cream for men.

"My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled, sanded, primed and repainted."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)

'Unlike the garden fence

which I will do next weekend, promise. Yes I know I said that four years ago'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

well, it's raining now

so i can't do it until it dries thoroughly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)

:D You and my dad are the same person.

Same name, too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

"My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled"

appear!?!?
THEY ARE!!
That's because you just put filling putty on your face!!!

what's wrong with a few lines? nothing, you bunch of self loving tartoles

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)

Nicely done

Even though I have no idea who that is

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Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)

'er off sex and the city plus random google face man.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

reminds me of...

that I did

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)

Bob Dutch!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

Bob's your uncle

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

chchchchchchchchchchch

That's Dutch for 'g', that is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

Don't let B_E catch you saying that ;)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

That's how they pronounce it!

It's a sort of.....no radio station white noise sort of sound. I wasn't bitching, I like it. Come on, you know I love the Dutch, I think they're marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

I know :)

So do I.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Best of all the northern European animals.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

hoge beloning!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

Er....

Neuken in der Koken!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

the missus and i were mistaken for Dutch 4 times while we was away

:D

*some sort of strange pride*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

That'll be the silly hanky hats and clogs.

I've told you, you're not going to start a trend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

i'm an individual

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

download "eminem Vs Bob the builder - Can we fucking fix it"

it's ace

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

.... .... .... ....

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Save Saxon from the burning building!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

I saw Saxon live a few years ago.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)

Y E S !

hooch for everyone! Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

hoochie boochie!!!

all it took was a fat chronic blunt!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

I still want a snoogans hat.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Maaarnin' farmers and farmeresses

This weeks Zoo and Nuts are complete b3tafests. Cropped images left right and centre.

I'm now trying to keep a catalog of what was used and when, so if you had your stuff used
let me know what it was and I'll pop in it my ~~word document~~ state of the are database.

Obviously if you got the star image, email me and I'll give you the relivant details.

As usual both links are in my profile so I can keep track of things.

Cheersybye.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

State of the are what?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

Read the FAQ.

Pfft.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)

Nuts don't half pick some crap to go in.

Do they forget to look on here or something?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

beebeebee

'ow do!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

I argue with the use of the term 'hot babe' to describe Jessica Alba

Who looks like a little girl. Well, facially, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

that's the double standards of media paedophilia for ya!

"We must catch these sick bastards!
turn to page three for a barely legal babe half dressed in a kinky school uniform
TITS OOT FOR THA LADS!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

Little Nancy Callaghan...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

dancin' on tables

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

I say we burn the offices of all publications that do this down

*waits to see if this quote appears in the Independant*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

that 'down' at the end keeps confusing me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

Definitely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

I still love that page from the Daily Star

on the day there was all the fuss about the Brass eye special.

And the screaming halfwits most likely to rant about paedophiles are also the ones most likely to be driving white vans and leching out the window at obviously underage schoolgirls.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

i never really rated her

but she went up in my estimations when she told her agency to drop paris hilton from their books or she would find a new agency as she didn't want to be associated with her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

^This

not as hot as all the drooling morons make out, but seems a decent sort of person.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

Sounds like a case of public bitching to me

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

indeed

but if its directed towards paris hilton then i'm all for it.

i mean, what are the chances that she's really a changed women?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

Nuts to Zoo!

In other news, every single person is eligible for tax breaks! Apparently!

www.accountancyage.com/accountancyage/news/2192780/scientologists-cash-tax-break
"...under change to the 2006 Charities Act, religion now includes belief in one, many or no gods."

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

that's me in the corner

that's me in the spot
light

sleeping with the pigeons

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

no, that's you in the spotlight

silly!

What if all these fantasies come flailing around now I've said too much? Eh?
Bet you didn't consider that!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

coo

oh no i said too much
i haven't said enough
need to get my post count higher!!
/stat whore

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

big

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

stat

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

whore

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

no need to get personal!

*sniffs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

well, you wouldn't catch me doing extra posts just to improve my coun

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)

Mmm i need a religion

An artologist I think

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The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

i believe in no gods!

GIMME MY MONEY!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

I think you need

to be some sort of company first...

I'm self-employed! I believe in either no gods, or multiple gods! GIVE ME MY MONEY!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

fuck, i've just de-registered as self-employed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Never mind

under the new laws, you can now register as a Deity!

I had an idea in the pub the other day. Feel free to nick it, 'cos I'm never going to do anything about it...
Set up a travel company which organises, for a fee, contact with a cut-off civilisation in the Amazon rainforest
where you can turn up with many exciting modern gadgets and be revered as a God for a week or two. "God Trips", perhaps

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

Go with Pantheistic Solipsism

then you'll automatically be self-employed.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

i am a registered priest

if that helps

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Arf!

Universal Life church?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Isn't belief in one or more deities essential to the definition of religion?

/confused

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

God im always on a bloody diety

this week she's banned booze and bread, and im still fat

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The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

is Animism a religion

I don't think that has deities?

... if I was Jewis, my name would be Jahred, if I was Muslim I'd be Ibrahim, if I was Catholic my name would be Chris... coz I'm an Animist, there's only 10 steps to this...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

how was your run?

EDIT: and we may have to rethink this weekend as the weather forecast is storm and pestilance and is looking really really bad for the weekend...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

Walk

We got quite wet.

But it was fun. :)

Oh dear, that is no good at all. We will have to video conference.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

cor sexy video tiem....

i will wait and see but the picture is very bad

weather map

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

Oh dear

Well I won't slaughter the fatted calf until nearer the time then.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

not if you're a Taoist

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)

Isn't that a philosophy rather than a religion?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

sorry, I meant 'Toast'

*runs from argument*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)

What about Hinduism

its not a true religion, yet it is usually classed up there with the 'big god guns'

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)

how does scientology count as a charity?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

~~charity~~ bunch of people who just want an excuse to get more money

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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Helping the poor celebrities aleviate themselves of their heavy wallets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Come and join us then

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The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

well

they seemed to have convinced people that they're a religion... so anything appears to be possible.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

Who do we ballkick/cuntpunt to stop this from happening?

Everything can be prevented with a ballkick or a cuntpunt.

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Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

This better fucking include Pastafarianism

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

Isn't that massive moggy one a hundred years old?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

Yes.

Today in fact!

*reveals cake & telegram from the Queen*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

YEah I'm sure it's a b3tards one though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

LET ME STAND NEXT TO YOUR FIRE!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

i see manic got his invoice paid

and zoo promised to only use pictures they had the go ahead for in the future. apparently.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

he had used his own image completely though

it wasn't just shopping someone elses stuff

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)

are they only going to get the go-ahead *after* they've used them?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

more info please...

and good for manic as it's a cheap way for these mags to fill a page

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)

www.bloggerheads.com

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

good stuff

Interesting read, putting a disclaimer that the images may come from b3ta and then not contacting folk via b3ta just shows they couldn't be bothered.

Perhaps some advice to the picture editors at these magazines would be... join b3ta... then click 'send me a message' on profiles of image creator. Assuming of course that there are no murky copyright issues associated with the original image.

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)

I really hope

that he invoiced them for £400,000.

That would be wonderfully ironic.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)

He;s get the invoice back

modified to say: Portable DVD player.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)

terrifying

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

haha hooray for Clive Doig related humour!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

JANET ELLIS!

Hummina Hummina! *rubs thighs*

Far sexayer than her plate faced daughter!
Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

this^^

she's still got it too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

Indeed...

Janet Ellis or Sarah Greene?

Ellis edges it...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

i can't fucking stand sarah greene

she was one of the smug cunt gang with edmonds reid and her helicopter-crashing husband

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

STOP!

ELLIS-BEXTER TIME!
Hahahaha! Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

NOSEY BONK!

i had SUCH a crush on janet ellis when i was a kid

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

i used to love jigsaw.

(well, most of it apart from the bits with noseybonk, who gave me the fear.)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

All the people saying Noseybonk here are awakening distant half-buried memories within me...

*goes all strange*

*adopts thousand-yard stare*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

*fears*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)

THIS!

That stare! The manic grin . . . *shudders*

And that's just Prof Kenny!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

ARRRRGGGHHH!

THERE IT IS!
*fleeees*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)

mindpissed

he plants nosegays!! The best of all the flowers.

(

HazBean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

oh dear, my youth has been ruined.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)

Gah, fuck me!

*hides under duvet, trembling*

*refuses to come out until new guitar arrives*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

*wanders by*

Psst! become a vampire so I can get blood ?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

*Is the vampire Sanguinello*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

Fecking Count!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

NOSEYBONK!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_1QyOQDx6w

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HazBean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

YOUR ALL NOSEGAY

hahaha - my god, that awoke some dark corners of my brain.

edit: ARRRGGHH HE HAS EYES ON HIS HANDSSSSS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)

Arf!

I remember that music now.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)

I LOVED jigsaw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZbZ3pmun5M

Except Sylvester McCoy - Hated him with an unhealthy passion.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

i must have blocked him out

i don't remember him being on it

just the ellis, and noseybonk playing in a child's playground

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)

He was with another bloke

Used to pop in and out doing wacky things

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)

Eureka?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ken Campbell?

At least he was funny. Still is.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)

Sylvester and David Rappaport

the best of all midgets

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)

Wilf Lunn?

edit: actually no, wilf had his own section.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)

nice...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)

I never saw Jigsaw

i only have an old Annual of it..

..with all the puzzles done :(

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

L'arc welding!

Woo! Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

arrggghhh

3rd degree punnage burns
woo to it though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

ooof!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

bonkers

that's very nicely done that

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

hehehehe!

I likes!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

Gah!

has DTH been rubbing off on you again?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)

Sure why not?

Smug bastard's car.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

Classic quote from a chef I worked for, while I sat on the worktop

"OI GEDDOFF - WORKTOPS ARE FOR RISSOLES, NOT ARSE'OLES"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

hahaha

A chef with a sense of humour!

(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)

I got this:

"Tables are for glasses, not arses"

(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

Bah! bleddy Pikeys!

If this isn't a bindun I'll eat many of my hats!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

Hahahahahahah!

That's feckin' GREAT hummus
*did a bit o' a l.o.l*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

\o/

came to me in me sleep . . . rather than write it on my fab hummus pad I got up and shopped it . . . YES! PHOTOSHOP AND OVEN READY! ME! FTW!!
I'm all over-excitipated todays!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hahah, nowt wrong with that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

*dancdes around Jessie

like she's some kind of towelly magic rainbow-flavoured maypole*
I'm not even on drugs!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

Ooh, there was a maypole at this féte I went recently

Not seen one of dem in aaaages

I didn't see it in use, but that was fine because there was a great band there to listen to

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

STOP HALLUCINATING!

IT HASN'T BEEN MAY FOR WEEKS!
Hahaha! Bless you! My banjo made my tummy all sore where it rubbed!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

i wish i'd let you do my Script Error one

you'd have done it far better

(

new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

Pfffft!

G'ning Dave.

And what a ridiculously long filename your hat has.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

yes, I should shift it to b3tards really

I should shift it to b3tards reallyMSN gropes is pance

EDIT: Done!
Is that better?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

and now it's vanished

somewhere in the webfilter :)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

oh you clever bastard

*loves that lots*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

CHRIST ON A BIKE!

That's quite the pun

*spangs*

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

Gleeeee!

Neville spangs are amongst the most sought after . . .
G'ning Sah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

hahaha

you l00n!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

second oof of the morning

yay!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

Funny.

Hello everyone. :)

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

hello miss

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

*points*

you have a posh name!

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)

justaminutewaitwhat

er, you may be right

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

Hello!

*waves*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

Mwwwah!

'ello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

PUNNGAE!!!!!!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

heheheh

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

ZWOMP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

*foc*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)

Everytime that pops up I go to click it, ya bastid! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)

Damn starvers...

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

that took me a second

WOO!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

Looks like a squirrel vomiting a rather nasty Balti.

With a face. And arms.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

nice one!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)

Ning peeps.

Not drawn Chloe for a while.

What should the buxom billionare get up to the'day?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

get a breastreduction.

and a nurse outfit.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

cranial urine!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

*zips up*

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

this!

they're *can't believe he's saying it* too big :(

(

slight yoinks!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

involuntary mammary reduction!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Hurray!

What an Ace time to join b3ta! 'ning all!

I think Chloe should wash her sports car . . .
'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

Heh, same here

'ning Mr. hat!

'ning everybody!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

*cuddels*

Having a pigeon day?
you'd better!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

So far, yep!

I've sat around all morning resisting sleep, and thinking about lovely things in the present and in the very near future

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

THURSDAYTHURSDAYTHURSDAY!

*makes Bazoo! coffee for Jessimaca*

EDIT: Want me to come around and jump on your belleh to keep you awake? BOING!
gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

Um...no thanks

I think I'll be ok...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)

/teensey bit disappointed
hehehe! You got someone else to jump on you?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

hello younglady who i've never met.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

'Nings to one and all.

The Lingerie Shop Triplets go tag-team on Chloe

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

signing on the dole

after her business empire has collapsed

she feels awkward

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

I'm siiiiiinging on the dole

just siiiiinging on the dole!

What a glorious feeling I'm err . . .
oh! signing . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

arc welding

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

I bet Noah wouldn't mind . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

he doesn't have to noah 'bout it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

*dies*

aaargh god I'm choking on that one..

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

Pheeee-eeww!

that pun was a bit hammy!
or summat!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

make Kojak a wig out of candyfloss

then sprinkle caramelised ants on it

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

i like that pose!

can we have an inked version?
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

~~inked~~ naked

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

testing stainless steel underwear

rivits flying everywhere as the bras can't hold her ample breasts.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

she should do some karaoke

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

I want to see..

her getting angry and transforming into a human-type person with normal size breasts, small pouty lips and thighs that aren't the size of tree trunks but which brush gently together as she walks...

aaaannndd, I'm done ...

(

HazBean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

That's just freaky.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)

She should give a talk on feminism

And the ownership of self.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

you're my wife now Dave

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

You can fuck off if you think I'm getting in that elephant.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

she seems to have

elephantitis of the tits

poor girl

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

TO THE BEACH!

but, because she's a billionaire, IN HER PRIVATE JET

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

get released from prison.

oh, sorry you said buxom, not flat chested.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

Getting a bit messy

spreading jam on toast

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

The easy way to learn... Plain and simple just like me...

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Captain Birdseye's Banjo

/Del boy

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

needs more two way radio

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

now do 'colonel mustard's satsuma'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

corporal clinger's tangerine

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

IT'S TRUE!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

HAHA!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

Arf!

I'm not proud of myself you know!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Lutes On A Plane!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

Urm... the same only different

Click for bigger (109KB)

(

jon_tanner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

hehehe

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)

That made me laugh like a loon!

His face!

My mum and Nana were on the island when that was being filmed.

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

Great minds

and idiots...

(

jon_tanner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

HAHA!

*clicks*

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

From Ulley to Gulley

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

nice!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Has it gone yet?

*gets trunks out*

Woo btw

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

nicely visualised!

IN other news, Yay for Germany!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6240312.stm

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

i'm not clicking that

but i'm assuming that it is the tom cruise article.

and YAY indeed, well done to the germans.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Haha

Genau

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

hahah the Germans are great

this proves they have a sense of humour

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

*raises flag*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

nice to see they're on top of things now.

nip it in the bud.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Good old Germany

:)

Does that mean they won't have any Cruise missiles?

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

good for them

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

hooray!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

I approve of this

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)

God's own Photoshop

look at the paintjob on that.

Taken with my new ace Canon G7
biggy wallpapery versioner

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

ooh - I like those green shiny ones

also Shield bugs are great up close too

edit: enter it here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6723211.stm

how many shopped photos can we get entered?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

^this^

Stick it in the newsletter!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

That sounds like fun.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Ah, you may get flamed for it.

But I won't do it, pretty green beetle makes me happy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

well

i saw someone post a dead bee wallpaper thing the otherday so..

Not my usual post kind of thing its a one off don't hurt me.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

People don't usually get flamed for posting a picture they've taken themselves

unless it starts of loads of other people all starting new threads to show of their photos.

Nice pic.

My missus is threatening to buy me a G7 if she wins the lottery. Seems too complicated, my Ixus 500 does the job well enough for my liking.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I had a 2 mega sony cybershot

I got my G7 from an ebay shop in hong kong i held my breath and it arrived was only 270
with EXTRA battery and a 4 Gig mem card and a
gay tripod and a case and and....
WELL WORTH IT, get one every shutter press is
an epic event TRULY.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Crumbs!

Thats very high quality o_O

Any effects on that?

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

it as is just photoshop curve teak to brighten it up a tiny tad.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

aww, he's waving

*waves*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

I like it

macro stuff is great

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

see, if it was me

i'd have shopped in a tiny fez and hookah pipe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

but it's not you is it?

it's a little green beetle

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

what are you saying, like?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I'm saying that you, mictoboy - a boy of the micto variety

is not a beetle, of the little green variety, like innit eh mun?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

are you saying i'm flat?

are you saying i've got nowt?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

righten niblo

I reckon yew an me are gonnar ave words en innit

Caryn - 'old my snakebite and absynthe

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Ohhh, snakebite.

I almost fell off a big fountain in Derby because of that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

snakebite and falling often go together

*remembers one lunchtime during Finals after just 3 barleywine and scrumpy snakebites*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

I think the Jaegermeister didn't help.

But I loves it so.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Are you from the scouse part of Wales?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

like innit mun

avin' it - lush mun

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Even in text form your accent is shite.

Bless you!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

what!!!

/is welsh

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Well you're pants at it, then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

I escaped some time ago ;D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Where to?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

Swindon via Colchester

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

that would have been worth a woo

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

if it was me i'd have squashed the little bastard

i reckon it's a cunningly disguised lily beetle, it doesn't fool me with it's cunning disguise. does it squeak?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

how can it be cunningly disguised

if it doesn't even have any fake facial hair?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

that's what's so cunning about it.

i haven't seen any lily beetles this year, which is why i'm so suspicious of this one.
the squeak will give it away.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

isn't that a weevil?

they are ace, i like bugs.

[edit] after a quick search, i have found that it appears to be a silver-green Leaf Weevil (Phyllobius argentatus).

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

nice!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

he looks

like he's angry at kids playing on his lawn...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

ooh

shiny, happy beetle!

*edits, like a ninja*

(

HazBean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

How odd

I've just found a crap midi harpsichord version of Shiny Happy People.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

i miss midi-hell

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

almost REM lyrics there

*sings*

do do do do dooo doo do do do do dooo do

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

cool!

but he needs to shave his back
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

he certainly

does, in the next shot he opened up his wings
and for a fraction of a second i could see
all it's robotic inner workings i pressed
the shutter quickly and ended up with a
blank thumb, GUTTED.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

I just go for waxing

Lasts longer

(

but you have to let igrow before you rewax!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

on your

Thumb? :)

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

Squish him!

before and after photos please

(Charles Hawtrey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

MACRO!

Too subtle...?

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

all my bee ones

end up blurred they seem to move at the last min

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahaha

I remember him :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Winnar!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

oh my

*scrubs eyes*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

ARRRGGHHH

Goetse bee

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)

Oooh purrrdy!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

love macros

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

whoah

i like that!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

OH WOW

That's lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

what is he

stadning on?

Great picture

(

Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)

Cheer up Gordon!

(Charles Hawtrey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahah

lovely

that thing he does with his mouth is terribly annoying

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

The man

has a built in liquify filter.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

Arf!

(

Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

This.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

you mean Speak?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

haha

yes

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffft

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

passionate with tounge kissing

...?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

'tounge'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

it's a lounge made of tongue

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

I have a wandering 'u'

it's a very common complaint

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Why is that

many people can't spell ~~tounge~~tongue properly?

(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

dunno

it's wierd

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

weird

but i think you did that deliberately

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

Are they taunting you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

probably

but i don't care
(am i the only one that regularly uses glasso.cx to chgeck if people have been talking about them?)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

No, I vanity search too.

I've come to the conclusion that nobody cares about me at all.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

beliderately

but I think you did it on porpoise

(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

wired

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

ever since

Bremner (if i recall correctly) pointed it out i can't watch him speak...it's ridiculous.

(prostheses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

Bremner is great

at making me no longer able to take certain people seriously.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's ace.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahahaha!

welcome a/board
*clicks

congrats on the fp and TAG it, so zoo know who to send the prize to.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

hahahahaha

excellent

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

hahaha!

that's art, that is

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

nicely done

(

lemonhead, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

hahahahaha gronf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

looks more like

John Prescott..

woo though, welcome to the board

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

hahaha!

that's fantastic!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

wonderfunk!

you may want to tag that...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

This^^^

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

you can pretty

much book the place in zoo/nuts now.

(prostheses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

Bloody superb!

Edit : Congrats on getting your first pic on the Front Page too

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

nicely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

That man is the ultimate in scheming little cunts.

Most woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

really?

how is he at scheming big cunts?

also ning captain *salutes*

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

He schemes all of them.

He's a prick, and a blaggard, an arse and a poo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

wow...

he's a busy character isn't he?

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Best first post ever

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Wonderful stuff

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

ha!

ning and welcome - pull up a corpse and shop a neighbour

and you'd better tag that!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

fantastic!

Well done!

(kthxbye NooB3tan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha

one of the best debut post.
welcome aboard, pull up a kitten etc. etc. etc.

(

firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

Superb stuff!

Welsome to office Gordon.

And welcome to B3ta Charlie... great name

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

thaanks you all!!

only took six days to complete
*begins next one*
See you all next week I guess

(Charles Hawtrey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

wow - patience too

*gives you 2 weeks before you start producing 5-minute wonders in Paint* ;D

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Tag it

;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

That is top work!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

hurrah!

that am great

(

new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

nice work sir

congrats on FP too

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Cor!

Best n00b since Happy Toats! unless you nicked it . . . WOO!
welcome!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)

oh very well done,

front page on your first post. This could be a good noobsday

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

This is fantastic!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)

What excellence to see first thing!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)

Gosh,

A newbie frontpage, well done.

grumbles something about never getting one

(

spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)

hahaha that's ace! :)

well done on the front page

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)

beautiful!

in an ugly sort of way

(william_shatner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)

That is some TOP shoppage there, fantastic stuff!

welcome aboard fella, look forward to more of your stuff.
...and GREAT username!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)

3 fps in your first 10 days

Who are you?

Woo!

Edit: 3 4!!!

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 29 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)

Only a special kind of board member will get this.

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

i'm happy i don't get it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

it's linux, need I say more?

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

Service Guarentees Citizenship!

would you like to know more?

/Starship Troupers

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

Linux Citezenship?

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

yup,

that's the one. Citizenship of Linux.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

by special do you mean backward?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

forward

actually.

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

Me! I'm special!

*belms*

No idea what your post is about though.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

I can sort of get it

some programming language, geeks haveing no social life, etc...

(

spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)

pffft!

> got a light?
No match.

> ar t God
ar: God does not exist

more:
pintopc.home.cern.ch/pintopc/www/cois&lois/Unix_err.htm

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

I tried some of those

they must have been removed.

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

could be

they're mostly very old

and unix

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

is it assembler? or cobol?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

its bash

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

Unbuntu rules

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Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

it does indeed

especially when nelson endorses it, with his funny accent and whatnot

OOBOOONTOOOOOOOOOO WAH WAH FREE WAH BUY MY ALCOPOPS WAH WAH WINNIE

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

this...

needs more sudo...silly rabbit

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

hehehe

What's the admin password for social life?

(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

"disconnect"?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

i'll have to ask my mam

as she setup the root login (ooh-er)

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

is it hawkins laptop?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

woo!

i had a similar idea

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

nice try

but it does not work in Ubuntu

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

technically it wasn't linux

but solaris. i are naawty

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

i don't really know what that means mr fish

but it made me chuckle

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new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

how utterly lully

and geeky. you win.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)

Go north

Kill orc
Get sword

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fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Woo to you, sir!

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)

... surfin' in Austalia and i found this

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

hahahahaha *makes skippy noise*

woo for local content!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

pffft!

*skips*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

that skippy,

what a slut!
lying there, legs a kimbo....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Yes

the whole site is full of Kanga porn...And i 'm not shure if they all 18+ !

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Kanga?

Just thank your lucky stars it's not Roo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

you've gone too far now

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new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

If I've gone too far already

What's to stop me going further?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

a giant mattress full of cake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

Yum!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

lazyness?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

That's a very good point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

*gasps*

*calls the 'stop exploiting underage kangaroos' hotline*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=PYQTwvongCE

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

hahaha

oh jesus

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new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Skipinder, Skipinder.....

Owwite maite?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha

*goes for an English*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

pfft..

What is the BLANDEST thing on the menu?
*oooh!*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

Skippy,

Skippy, Skippy, the bush kangaroo

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spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

so you wallaby a movie star?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

Oh NO, dude, that was awful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

*bows*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

*arrows*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

I will aim towards my atlas

And where I hit, I'll go

And in my chooooooooooooooo~sen location
I will croon a sorry sermon
And tune my bass to D.E.A.D.

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

You realise

you have about a 50% chance of going on holiday to the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

ha ha ha

*packs lilo*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

*kicks up the arse*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha

Woo yay!!

I'm intrigued by his pose and I want to see how the intro pans out...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

wanking wallruses

wanking kangaroos, etc...

just try saying 'wanking wallruses' it sounds great

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spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

great

now I'm fired...

/shouts out everything he reads on the internet blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

I am so sorry,

thankfully I am alone, thus I can say what I wish, wanking wallruses.

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spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

haha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Why the long face?

Nings all!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

'ning bawlsy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

*hug* Ning lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7338485

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)

oof!

woo!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

crikerly

with that pose I think I want to see the whole thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

hahah

*nasal snort*

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

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