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#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# you are The Old Dirty Bastad
AICMFPs!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# old !
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ...there's no father to your style.....
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# It came from the moon
but they had forgotten the crackers
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# this is mars cheese
much worse
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Chocolate cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# the scotish would probably try and deep fry them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# and what's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# too healthy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Space Cheeses!
with a variety of wines and crackers
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha grand,
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# That is Bloody awesome!!
(it was also grand to see you on Friday, apologies for being so twonked)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# nice party
i was a bit worse for wear as well, but not as bad as horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
He was bloody steaming!! Roll on Saturday for round two I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# you're whey too gouda at this!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# spnnnnnnng!
lo dave
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# thats nice that!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# This grapes my squildo
*waves bye bye to all the lully b3tards*
work calls
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
#
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# AWWWWWWW
no be frightened little ham
i help u munch the cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# It has human hands!!!!!!!!!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# aww!
this makes me want to get some kind of small cute thing as a pet

but the cats would play with it and rip it apart and throw it's entrails around before getting bored and then curling up to have a little cat sleep :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# cor !
he is woo
(if a bit grumpy looking) :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# You're right!
Edam well does!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Cheesus,
that was terrible
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Stil tons worse than that
you have to look caerphilly for them though


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I Just Swiss
you 'gouda given some warning
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ooh
he is concentrating
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# *click*
ace space cheesery!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# My Seambra
I have SO much time on my hands since I've been working in the shop that I find I can spend hours perfecting my 'shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# can it be poorly processed in some kind of bulk food manufacturing situation
and then have extra salt, fat and goat hormones pumped into it

and turned into big fat burgers dripping blood?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# No
It is for milking purposes only!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# that would have been my next question
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha needs more JPG artifactories

how's you miss?


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# 'Lo Mister!
I shall give you a tip. Listen carefully.
The secret to a perfect 'shop is knowing when to stop.
Less is more.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# you are right, of course ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Loving the jockey.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Ohhh I just spotted your name.
Best unmade douglass adams script by a country mile
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# It probably is.
But I didn't know that when I thought the name up :D

Never make up a name by combining random letters and then use it without googling it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha, how odd!
If you like the whole oldschool Who thing, try and have a look for it. They managed to film a good half of it and it's very good.


They also remade it as an animated paul mcgann story
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hell yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *glees*
'ello young miss. How is life with you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Life is go go go
due to my having to fill in at the shop while my brother swans around Europes.
If you need any yummy foods, just shout.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Do you do unyummy fuds?
Well as long as busy ness it going well!

Where were you when I needed you when I lived in Oz!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Hello 'pot
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# 'lo finky!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Teach me your skillzors
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hah, do you have a spare
31 seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
LOVELY! Should be wearing crocs though


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# NO ONE
should be wearing those!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Thass where you're wrong!
I've seen photomagraphical evidence!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Take notion of the word should there, mister
;)

/edit: oooh, early home time for me...speak to y'all later!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *hides feet under desk*
They are EXTRA sexeh when you wear socks with 'em!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *swoons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Flowerpot?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
#
i wish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# haven't we all, in a way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha :D

'lo pot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# 'lo prod!
Fear my skillz0rs!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# needs more Irn Bru

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Hmmm
You could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Ooooh Pink converse!
It has style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# You know what?
When I was looking for images of shoes, my search was for "pink converse". Nothing else would do.
I nearly fainted with pleasure when I found a pair complete with stripey socks.
I salute your eye for style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# little picture i did for the kids at work
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yES, IF yOU'RE a rETARD.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# is your name in refference to a stewart lee routine?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# No idea who that is.
And I like your picture, I'm just being a meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I don't mind
you're still 10000% better than the gobshites on talk.

Have a hug

1xHug
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# he regularly /talks as well...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I get around dude.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Have my sister,..she's dead...but I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# easier to fuck
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Spoken like a true /talker.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# As a person who can't draw people
I think it's brilliant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# You are not and never will be Doctor Dyslexia
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# There can be only one!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Aha Highlander reference
There should have been only one
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# no shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Nuns, no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# DrD is great.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Are you asking me out?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *scratches head*
dOeS tyPIng lIKE THis MAke yoU a rETArd?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Lessons in irony, part deux.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Only if you think it's Kewl!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# cool!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Yay!
But Catherine Tate is the new companion.

Doctor Who is going down the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Down or up?
the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# catherine tate's shitter?
is she bovvered?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# It wont be as good
put it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I may just watch it with the sound down
To gaze at Mr Teninch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Thought he was taller than that
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# shes not talking about his height.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ah. OK
Thought he was fatter than that
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I know nothing of his girth
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Girth is my favourite word
*Gaz me for details!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I almost cried that night.
seriously
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# they should have got that Sally Sparrow
as his new companion.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# yes.
I'd like to see a companion who doesn't drop their T's
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Doc'or Ooo!
Ge' een 'Ardis!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I agree.
She was shit in the Christmas Special.
Let's hope her character dies soon.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ^this
preferably before filming
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Pff.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Martha is in 5 episodes of series 3, 'parently
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# But she was equally shit.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# i didn't mind her.
She looked reasonably fit and didn't mouth off too much.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Bring back Billie Piper
Mmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Rose was shit in series 2
oh how i wished sarah jane had gone with the doctor at the end of School Reunion.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah, the only Rose highlight in Series 2
was when she got soaked in the first episode.
I found Sarah Jane annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# ^This
and K9.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Yeh - the kids would have loved K9
a bit longer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# But then she wouldn't have gone on to make a pointless spinoff series!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Pointless?!
Wash your mouth out. That pilot episode was better than Torchwood. I can't wait for the full series, specially as theres some old school dr who monsters in it.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# really?
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# i'm not sure where to look, but it was called Invasion of the Bane
or just Sarah Jane Adventures
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I don't care if billie was shit in series 2,
by the second episode I had lost the will to live and she was the only reason to watch it, and make innuendo about her and the doctor, and I missed most of series one because I know that Russell T Davies would ruin it like everything else he has done.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Urgh...
"This planet has been infested by Schlevalevaloids"

"Am I bovvered"

OMG ROFL "AM I BOVVERED" HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUCKING HILAAAAAAAAAARIOUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# That's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# thats ace!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# You have kids working for you?

that's clevar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I work in a nursery
being a huge dr who fan helps.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# how's that then?

also: ry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# puts me in mind
of the people in paddington bear

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yes!!
I couldn't think which BBC cartoon it was.
Thanks Mr.Mink.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *points and winks*
no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I would love a Who series in the style of paddington bear.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Certainly the supporting cast would be more animated!
Re: "42"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Doctor Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Yay Tennant!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Woo
and an extra Woo for the cleavage
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yay Edd!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# yay Hats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Side Splitting Comedy
final draft for a pic a b3tan asked us to do for a comedy night in London that many a B3tan stand up (including me) are performing at. Check the wonderful B3ta calander in September for it!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Wow, you film, you put on YouTube, we all enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Do you know what
I didn't even think of that and I just got a new cam too! Cheers dude!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hey, you're worth it.
..I promised myself I wouldn't cry....
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
Might have to come along to that. Declare a bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i want a jokes belt!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
HURRR JOKES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# :D
I love this.... reminds me of the happy clouds from rejected cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# ta!
p.s. Hey Cho' :D You doing cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I'll get
me spacesuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# class.
the spacemonkey stuff is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Send him to outta space!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ROFLCOPTR!

nice, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# now this i fucking like
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i knew that was yours
before i scrolled down
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i might just expand a litte
on that idea i mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# woot!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I love your spaceships
and your steampunky designs, too. Do more steampunky designs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# not realy mine im afraid
this is based on a gerry anderson one
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Can you make a spaceship kit for the kit robot to fly?
With several pages
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# i did start a little one
but gave up due to lack of 3d modeling software
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
nice
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahhahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# heh heh
I likes this I does
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# glees
*grabs chequebook and pen*

EDIT: Please tell the internetz from doing any more of these as the best one has just been done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That's pretty blanking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ...
House
Humping
Wife
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# O_O
OMG UR WIVES IS HUMPING DWELLINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# mum
conceiving
half-brother
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Dwelling
Murdering
Offspring
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ....
Arse
Cupping
Balls
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# HA HA!
How could this not have been done before?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Didn't thinkgeek or something make a t-shirt out of this?
/edit: yep ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# d'oh!
not quite the same thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# no
and I must say I enjoy both ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# BURNINATING!?
What!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burninator
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Oh
ok
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# it's an internet thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# INTERNET!?
What!?
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
super match game! super match game!
super match game! super match game!
super match game! super match game!
SUPER MATCH..... GAME!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *hahahahahs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# ZWO. . .
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# heeee
Les Dawson + Terry Wogan + Lily Savage

I always thought Pauline Calf would have made a better host than Lily Savage

*clicks*

Edit: Oooer, board doesn't like "Kitten equal-to-or-greater-than-symbol" at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# :D
lolcats are becoming hated because of the publicity they've been getting. But I still love them.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Clickety Woo
*does stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I'm in ur thread
*click*ing ur picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Pants
shredding, cock
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# More Zombie Heroes


This one is based on my little Brother (who happens to be taller than me by a good few inches) As he was always complaining I never put him in any of my Comics.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yay
he's ace!! :D

btw - do u still want elp with ze zombies??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Woo
Well you are a shortarse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# he's better looking than you as well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
But has difficulties getting through Airport security:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# your brother looks bad ass!


I'm far too posh sounding to get away with saying that, I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# grand.
comic + zombie = excellence (usually)

i look forward to the finished article.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# dave.
*raises bowler*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hey!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# what?
not your bowler, mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Mr Mink
*Dusts Stetson*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Woo!
BAH! you never put ME in your comic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# But I did spend an entire day cell shading you and the Lovely Hilary
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# HUH!
only ONE day . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Larverly!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Fizzy water!
Fizzy water!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Your brother scares me
*changes grooming plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# pffft
I'll give him warning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# cool weapons
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# 'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# YESSS! A w/y/h worthy picture for my new animation
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hahahaa
lazytown tv's answer - to drug use!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Tee hee
I bet she thinks it's a pez dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Everyone is a pedophile
for Stephanie
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# pffft
i'd liek to bet in years to come she does lazy town porn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# A mouthful of Sportacus
While Robby Rotten pummels her from behind.

*Good Lord. Do not google lazytown porn.*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# well, actually do
who am I to say whats right and wrong in this crazy world
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Except Michael Jackson.
He's a paedophile for Stingey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Its mine....!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# not me.
in fact i'm not even a paedophile for her!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# THAT'S TOO BIG FOR A WOO YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# That's way less than 250k
So wtfayboa? Besides, your nazi gif is even bigger than the woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# He's just jealous
that his is smaller than mine

Edit: I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# It says in the Faq
UP TO 250K
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Then why the shouty and blah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ...it's called irony, me old sonny-jim-lad-sonny-me-laddo-jimmy-me-old-spunker
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# So what was the point exactly?
Other than being ironic for no reason at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Well...and come close, this is story time..
boy makey pikcha of WOO, it BIG.
me reply, with pikcha telling off boy, but my pikcha just as big, if not bigger than the WOO.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah stop confusing me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Ah.
Here on this side of the pond, IRONY is just something my clothes smell like after they've been pressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Oh the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# booooooo 2 u
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# BBBBBBBBbllllllllllllllllllllRRRRrrrrrrppppp!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# looked in the mirror recently Mr Slappy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Yeah, I did, know what I saw, huh..HUH, DO YA!
I saw an idiot! AHhahaa...oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# hurray for the hide button
/presses following reply
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# she goes on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Hooray for heavy breathing
The force is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# that's wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# No
What you infer from it is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Talking about her fur is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
2 Cock Special!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i knew that was you before i even saw your name!
awesome stuff as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# woo!!
:o) ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *YES*
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# hehehe
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# thanks!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# this is very nice indeed
again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# why thank ya
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# praise be my son
praise be!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hehe
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# cheers
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Cor
I like that....turns out I'm still much more into your Dark Stuffs™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i think my dark stuff
goes down better than my - um - non dark stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Cat Creating Adam
(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Your cat's fizzing again.
lol, fizzy pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *stiffled chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Haha! That am teh fluff!
got the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# couldn't find the original link
uploaded
img405.imageshack.us/img405/188/powerkittenyc0.jpg

(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I am in your fuse box
eating your 1000W DC?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Adam appears to be a Van Der Graff Generator
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# That portrait always makes me think
That maybe he was on speed:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I thought he was in a house of mirrors.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Well as long as it wasn't
A house of minors
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Paedo.
(AICMFP)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# There's kittens in it.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I bet that kitten isn't legal
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Morris Minors?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# And the Majors!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# So a shed full of clapped out cars?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# 80's band
That did such PC classics as 'The Stutter Rap'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Whoa Static!
Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# for the first bloke
and therefore, I would imagine, the manliest man ever, he sure has a miniscule penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ah, but the first lady's inexperience
made it easier to convince her it was the finest cock in the land!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# acording to the pic
the pussy sure is big...
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# a big hairy one at that
*gets hedge trimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# the only cock...
I wonder if the knowledge they gained was about how woefully small his tackle was? Do you think Eve ever looked at, say, a horse, and let herself get a bit carried away?

And if he was made in gods image, then god has a tiny wang.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I used to work for Wang
Company motto: Wang Cares
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Wasn't the snake-shaped creature her undoing?
Oh yeah, it WAS the snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Cast-out by God for being horny.
I guess there are worse things...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# God is
Alanis Morrisette


AICMFP
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# THAT'S gonna suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I want to sex God.
along with the three other women in that film. Linda Fiorentino, Janeane Garofalo (who both look like my girlfriend) and Salma Hayek.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# weren't small cocks all the fashion back when it was painted?


*waits for small cocks to be fashionable again*
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Poor sausage...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# did you manage to locate your biscuit bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Shouldn't you be
Mr Vienna Sausage, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# they were indeed
large ones were considered to be vulgar as they made the man more primal and less refined and civilized and that.


how and why do I know that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# was it on the internets?
hurrah

my boss made me a cup of tea, then said she was going home

unlucky, work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# may have been the telly...
yay for tea, would be nice if somebody made me some
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# thats why the whole
"black guys have bigger penises" thing came about. To make them appear more animalistic and subhuman. Though to be honest, I'd be quite happy with any myth that emphasised my "size"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# exactly
size is a good thing!

...up to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What point?
*wants to know if he's within the bounds of acceptability.*

I can gaz you dimensions, if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# i'm alright
really
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Adam, You're So Big !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Electrified Kitten!
*hugs*
*dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *re-attaches to kittin*
EDIT: *Checks rhythm - ensures not asystole*
*defibs*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twitches*
*twi...
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# BZZZT!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Love that...
You loon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# no
you LURVE ME!

Trellis and Me sitting inna tree P - U - N - N - I - N - G!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# *pffft*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I did once go up to a pisshead in an ambulance that has tripped over had cut his head outside nightclub and chant
'You're going home in a fucking ambulance.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# WooYay.
Excellent.


On that note


I'm going out. g'bye b3ta
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# woof bark
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# They never worked together, alas...
But if they had...


RIP Mike
RIP Ingmar

Sorry if bindun
(qwghlm, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
Block: What did he say?
Jöns: Nothing.
Block: Was he mute?
Jöns: No, milord. He was most eloquent.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
#
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha

what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oh deary me
Silly mummy, your new kiddiwink has one of each
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah well at least it'd not be short of something to d
If it got told to go fuck itself!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# HERMAPHRODITE!
BAHAHA

Proper big lol attack there
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Errr...
More morphine please!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# lol
oh yeah
(iamah, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That is fantastic :D
In other news - I got a reply from Zoo after they asked if they could print one of my pics and I asked for a prize in return:

"Sorry, unfortunately we do not pay fees for reproduction of "You've got spam!" images and we have stopped awarding prizes for the best pic.

If you would still like your picture published and full credit, please reply to confirm that you are the originator of the work and let us know who to credit it to."

Needless to say I fucked them off :D
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# 'If you would still like your...'
Wasn't it THEM that wanted to publish it?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah it bloody was
And the cruel irony is that the image they wanted to use:



Didn't get a single reply and simply not as funny as:



Which got loads but they didn't like!

Oh well - Board: 1 - Emap Publications: 0
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Vaguely related to the last one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# i was reading at the weekend
that things aren't going so well in the land of emap lads mags. it would appear the lads would rather get their kicks on the interweb.
shame.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I did some work for EMAP
as an outside marketing contractor. Wankers to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Why else
would they work in an office full of titmags?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# So instead of pretending to offer incentives for folks to send stuff in...
They've decided to simply be blatant as hell in ripping off whatever they feel like printing? And making only a passing effort at contacting the work's creator to offer 'full credit'? Hahahahaha!!! FP this!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# well done..I'm proud of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# if only i could have my time again.
i'd never leave the house.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I heard hermaphrodites are going to be THE hot shit in the Summer of '08

so there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Everybody's doing them!
...because they can!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
#

BIG!

Can you spare 5 seconds to do me a favour please?.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# arf
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Triple B!
The President is about to be assassinated by free runners! Quick, to the jetskis!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I was tricked into voting!
I wanted deagostini

damn you!

also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# THAT WAS SIX SECONDS!
You... person.

PS. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# MWAHAHAHA
My plan is to trick people into giving me an extra second of their life, then I'm going to roll them into a big ball, eat them, and become a time-lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# good thing you didn't tell us your plan beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I only took four
so you've actually got a total second balance of zero.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# How devilishly fiendish.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I voted,..first time, EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I loved that film
My Good lady wanted to buy the game for the DS but I explained that games based on movies generally suck, as do movies based on games
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# This is not fundamentally true.
The Chronicles of Riddick was good. But was probably just an exception to the rule actually

Edit: what the fuck is going on with my posts? they keep posting themselves before I'm done typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I said Generally
I thought the chronicles of Riddick was a bit pap myself, but different folks different strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# perchance
but the movie sucked
(The Director of Directing, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Well I liked it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# also....
that bit with the scorpion transformer

why did he track them for ages before attacking?
then why, once he does start to attack did he just stand out in the open
shooting at the walls instead of at the solidiers??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Because if the soldiers had died they wouldn't be able to fight later on
and ride awesome motorbikes, skid under transformers and fire SABOT rounds into the "weak armour under the chest" (which they never actually said how they discovered, because they'd spent the past fuck-knows-how-long just shooting blindly and doing no damage)

I know it's full of plotholes and stupid shit. But I like that stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# any cnut can throw a film together full of cheese and plot holes
if i wanted to see a lump of two bit crap
i'd have watched Channel Five's saturday matinee

i do not want to pay over £7 to watch a badly thought out turd
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Then you
and I
are on two different wavelengths. ;p

Did you see it with friends or anything? I saw it with two other guys and we all took the piss out of pisstakeable scenes (alright, not EVERY pisstakeable scene, we'd just be talking for the entire movie if we did that :D), which just made the whole thing all the more entertaining.

I don't tend to think too hard about entertainment like this. If it makes me laugh or think "fuck yes" for whatever reason, it's £4.85 well spent (sod paying £7+ when I can get a student discount :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i understand where you're coming from
and i do enjoy the odd cheesy flick

some films are so bad they become good
but Transformers was a film i didn't want to be in this camp
i just expected a bit more, and that's where it all went wrong for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ah, you went in with expectations.
Never expect things, good or bad. Clear your mind. Enter with a blank slate and take it at face value. ONLY THEN CAN YOU ACHIEVE TRUE ZEN HARMONY. GO ZEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# normaly i can
but when it comes to childhood dreams
and having waited over 20 years for this film
how could i not have had expectations?

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Unfortunate.
Like I said, I don't even like the original transformers stuff. I didn't even want to see the film all that much - but I'm glad I did :D

One of the guys I went with was a really big transformers fan. He said things like "What the fuck? He's meant to be multiple robots, not just one robot!" (regarding whatever the hell the tank decepticon is called) and other such things, but he still liked the film for its lulz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# so...
next time your favourite band releases an album and it turns out shit,
it will be your fault for expecting too much?

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I don't have a favourite band.
But if that ever happened, I'd just go "Oh, well that album's shit." and just keep listening to the old stuff.

Like Infected Mushroom. I like their new stuff, but hate their old stuff. So I just listen to the stuff I like.

I try not to get too hyped about anything. Fallout 3, for example, is a game I'm looking forward to - but I don't expect it to be a fantastic game or anything, because Bethesda are making it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i understand where you're coming from
but on the other hand
if the album was crap, you wouldn't keep playing it and laughing at how
crap it was, and how much you enjoyed it's crapness

i too am waiting for fallout 3
*fingers crossed*

the trouble with never expecting anything is
you never get excited about anything, and that's half the fun
especially when something DOES live up to your expectations
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, you have a point.
It's hard to get craptastic lulz out of music, though. The music has to be at least a bit funky in order for that to happen - see MC Hammer :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# There are exceptions.
Spiderman 2 was an awesome game.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# street fighter alpha 3
based on the anime, is tops!
especially the Ken and Ryu Vs Bison option :)

and ghost busters on the ZX spectrum kicked ass!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Spectrum???
Commodore 64 ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ...I had an Amstrad....
By I, I mean my brother..I rarely got a go on it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha!
old school fanboyism!

still, it was a class game no matter the system
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# indeed.
*straps vacuum cleaner to VW Beetle*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# "He slimed me!"
First time I heard my computer speak... I nearly shit myself
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I remember the first time I heard a Mega-drive say 'SEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAA', as Sonic loaded, I thought it was magic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# any film that has every best bit in the trailer
is seriously lacking in best bits
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# The Simpsons is a bit like this, alot of the best bits are in the trailer
but they leave enough in for a funny film.
I hated the animation style though, it worked for futurama but not the simpsons. The 3d mixed with 2d was done in a too obvious way.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# i recently visited a friend of mine...
"hey!" says friend "i've got the simpsons movie downloaded, wanna watch it??"

"hell yeah" i replied

*watches.....*

what the fuh...
hold on, this is four simpsons TV episodes edited together
labelled "Movie" and placed on bit-torrent!!

ha ha! how i laughed
especially as my friend had already watched it before
and hadn't noticed...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
I love "film buffs" who grab all their films off the web and never seen them on proper copies at the cinema or on DVD, missing out all the detail, parts of the screen, chunks of the film when a digital tape runs out and only hearing it in mono.

It's like a wine expert who has only drunk schloer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^THIS SO HARD
You haven't seen a film if you've watched it like that.

OMG I SAW 300 ON YOUTUBE.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# they go on about picture quality
but it's the sound that's the worst

a film's score is so unconciously important
and yet it's the most lacking part of any pirate copy
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha!
too true Mr Toast
too true
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# That said, due to the fucking disgrace in the UK not getting Ratatouille until October
I watched a download of it a couple of weeks ago. The poor quality of a camcorder job had almost been rectified by what appeared to be a watercolour filter being applied to the whole film!

It made it quite acceptable to watch. Needless to say Ratatouille is fucking awesome and I will be queuing up outside the cinema come release and buying the Blu Ray as soon as it's out (Pixar's short films have just been announced on a Blu-Ray compilation by the way, for those who get excited by such things)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# i've had my eye on this film since the first teaser trailer
looks really funny
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# "funny" doesn't do it justice
It's already listed at 66 in the IMDB's all time top 250 films! (ahead of Raging Bull, Metropolis, Forest Gump, 2001, etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# What the fuck
Are you with FA(C)T or something? :D

I find it hilarious that FA(C)T or whatever other anti-pirate organisations can only try to get people to stop pirating by telling them the quality is worse

Apparently something being ILLEGAL isn't enough to stop someone doing something these days. Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ^ this ^
because what are they going to do about the perfect copies??
are those ok to watch because they're good quality??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# "What the fuck"
are you on about?

I was talking about people who think they have seen every film when they've been watching 300mb camcorder jobs that feature an anorak over the lens every 20 minutes.

Not copyright. I'm not getting in to that again (for a while at least)

but I get your point about their adverts seemingly about shitty versions over good ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I'm talking about in the cinema, before a film begins
a copyright notice comes up which says pretty much exactly what you just said. Sometimes it says "Pirates are illegal oh no :(", but lately it's just been "If you watch pirated films, you lose out on QUALITY! See the REAL THING!".

There was a Ratatouille version of such a warning before Transformers, actually. Saying that pirated films are like eating junk and that proper cinema experience is like eating gourmet cheese. That's what I was getting at :p
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# the thing is, I hate going to the cinema
because I find the film is spoilt by screaming kids, twats talking and stuff like that.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Transformers on saturday was spoilt even more by the
35mins of adverts shown before the feature

this was really taking the piss
my arse was going numb before the bloody film even started!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I love film trailers, but surely there's enough product placement
in movies now to stop this now?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# no no no
there were two trailers
the rest was phone and car adverts, around 20mins worth
all stuff you see on the telly everyday

i could hack 30mins of trailers!
in fact, give me a 30min transformers trailer, call it a day and i'd be happy!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
Strangely there was none of that in the two films I saw in a row yesterday. The Simpsons had a couple of childrens doing really forced HA HA HA HA laughs for no reason at all, but they didn't do it often (and it only continued for like 2 seconds after everyone else had stopped laughing for real), and there was only like nine people in the 3000-seat* studio watching Transformers :D

*may be made up. I have no idea how many seats it actually has.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# oddly enough, i also saw both TF & Simpsons at t'cinema yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Could it be... that YOU are ME!?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD, ALTERNATE PERSONALITY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'M CRISPS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I wish I was crisps.
WAIT I'M CRISPS TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *spooky musics*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# This is very true.
The last film I downloaded was Ghost Rider. I wish I had seen it on the big screen now. I have the DVD which is almost as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# You have down well sir.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Down what?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I meant 'done'.
Down my chubby hands....I meant damn there...shit..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# It sucks
had a go on the xbox version - I want those 5 minutes back!

I was having the same discussion with a mate about are there any good film to game conversions, and the only ones we could think of were the chronicles of riddick (not played it psersonally) and most of the star wars games
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Oh
and Batman on the spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# excellent woo yay!!
can't wait to see it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# There is a screener quality version out there now
;D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# woos need to be a lot smaller (in Kb) than that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# agreed I think max woo yay should be 150 kb at upper limits
and only used when people REALLY CONSIDER IT WOO YAY

use a smaller less spanky one for other things

no offence to the parent thread, just drop it down.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Ok, forget that it's a WOO, and just say to yourself..ooooh, an animation!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# if that goes by the same rules then
it's not made by you so get rid.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# But I'm Michael Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ok good.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ok, but you only directed the film you didn't do the animation
or own the copyright of that scene for distribution. You're distribution company should have told you that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *shakes hand and rests other hand on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# good job team
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Quickly, TO DO THE HYDROFOIL!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
Sorta reminds of of a Spike Milligan limerick.

The stood by the river at midnight.
Their lips were all a quiver.
She gave a cough, her leg dropped off.
And floated down the river.

[insert Heather Mills gag here]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Pfft!
Insert!
Her leg!
Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# would have been more exciting
and easier to understand
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Do you bite your droid at me Sir?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Nooo! Tybalt insulted me on Facebook!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Damn I wish I'd liked Romeo and Juliet enough to know many more quote apart from the clichéd ones.

EDIT: One does spring to mind 'Assail! Assail!':P

EDIT EDIT: I even seem to remember that's the same scene as well:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I bite my Droid sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# have at thee, 3CPO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# this is ace, by the way.
/late
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Man Hole Cat
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# WOO!
I love this
Edit: Teh greater good
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# you horrid get!
*clicks*

EDIT - It's 13:37
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
1n W3$7 Ph1£4Ð3£ph14, B0rn 4nÐ R41$3Ð, 0n 7h3 p£4¥9r0µnÐ 1$ wh3r3 1 $p3n7 m0$7 0ƒ m¥ Ð4¥$
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Oh,
I'm gonna be singing that all week now!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Not just singing it
but rapping it to EVERY fucking song that comes on the radio with even a vaugely similar beat.
*cue Take That - Pray* ... "NOW this is the story..."

Try it! - become the envy* of your friends
*pariah

EDIT: Also works with KoRn - Freak on a Leash
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I shouldn't have been able to read that with no problem whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# paedo!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# As I said... Paedo!
"0n 7h3 p£4¥9r0µnÐ 1$ wh3r3 1 $p3n7 m0$7 0ƒ m¥ Ð4¥$"
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# But I'm 15
I do go on the playground.

Mor---ons.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Trainee then
*guffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Where have you hid the RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Go in a toilet like a normal human
Jeeeesus.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Usually I
sit at the computer in my history room
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Well that's just disgusting
I'm pretty sure no-one will endorse those actions.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Paedo in a Speedo!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# SURE I KNOW YOU LAHKE MAH SPEEDO!
*slaps feet together*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Best time of the day, clearly.
Damn. It's not 13:37 anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Leeb.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Leeg, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Leao?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# leal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# LEAZ!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# = a tarbuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Heh!
And on that note, I'm off to boil the kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# For fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Just for jolly,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Why I say, what a ripping idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *puts kettle in pan of boiling water*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Silly Nibus!
Put it in the tumble drier like everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# then I'll get dry water
I want wet water!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *watches, rapt*
This is the most awesomest thing ever.

Shall we plug it in as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# That may not be too wise.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Tish pshaw`
I'm a captain, we're invincibibble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'm a doctor
And I say you shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Doctors don't know nuffink about kettles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# We know that they're hot.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You are Paris Hilton
AICMFP


right, off to my meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# leao
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# leai
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hey babe!
What's shakin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Some days, have ham and bacon
Next day, ain't nothin' shakin'
Ain't nobody's business if I do.

Hey Heff.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I wish I had bacon.
Then I'd have it going on. As it is....

meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# :/
similar

ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I know...
let's take all the cushions off the sofa and build a house!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# leal?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# leat
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# PFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# How is that not fucking good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Suicidecat is suicidal
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my this is good.

how about a sporting eccident next, like getting hit with a javlin or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Fabtastic
*Issues the hardest click eva!*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You just know that when that cat lands it's going to sit and wash itself, pretending that it had meant to do that all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# !
exactleh!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
wobbly hole!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# yes?
oh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha,
who put that hole there?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Ahhhahahaha!
MORE OF THESE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Excellent!
Have 6 biscuits. It is worthy.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# cheers
no more tea though please
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I've got bored of tea for one afternoon
4 cups in 2 hours.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I'm on the coffee today.
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# The piratey-est hot stimulant drink ever?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I like it so much, I put my name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You did?
Can I have some?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Certainly.
That will be a thousand dubloons, and 4 ounces of booty, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I don't have dubloons.
Or a garden.

/burntfacemanblog


(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Do you have any taramasalata?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ...yes, actually.
Noticed it in the fridge while making a sandwich.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# any hole's a goal!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# pah
you don't understand football at all!

you might be thinking of snooker, or perhaps Quazer Lazer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# that is brilliant!
*CLICK!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
better - less lethal

he's gone to inadvertantly battle the evil Denizens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# brilliance! sheer brilliance!
*clicks twenty million times*
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# This pleases me.
Very much WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Superbly doned
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Need more kicking
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
this is worth a *click and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# haha hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahah
HAHHAHA

Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# funny
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# haha
aww poor kitty

You get a enormous WOO!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# This is Madness..
This is Spartaaaaaaaa!?
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Special
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I laughed four times at that - I feel like I'm on a level with Peter Griffin
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *mimics peter's laugh*
ehhehhehhehhehhehhee
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# monkeys like nuts
crack em open
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Wed 1 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# someone get this elephant a new bucket
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# an elephant?
in gloucester?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I tell you, it's not like in my day
when all they had were a couple of pandas and a shrew.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# who throws a shrew?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Honestly! You fight like a wombat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# with your reputation?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahah
the tag removal is the funniest bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ^this
*nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Tag?
I see no tag. I do see some air coal though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# heh, this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Made me giggle too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# what tag?
i can't see one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hehehe
this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha grand!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Moo hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha...

kitten on a skateboard *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Oh my god.
I have a meeting in 20 minutes that I'm supposed to pay attention to. You arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] You can't all sit at the back!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hurray! Well that should ensure my already weak pic gets ignored! Woo!

EDIT: Desperate times call for . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# chee
ting!

heheh
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I don't think it works
I was just titting about . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that's nuts!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Very wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# This deserves inverted cow-speak
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# OOM?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha
but that's a routemaster, there are no back seats downstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha
those crazy statues!

Oh, probably need this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Bloody marvellous
I love them Moai, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# all my best compo ideas arrive a fortnight too late . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahah
Mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# takes one to give one an enormous
cardboard box that used to contain a motorbike one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# heehee
Yes, too late, but most spiffing!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I'm off


to shoot zombie, spanish people!

have a drawing
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Argh!
Wheres my towel!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *wipes arse on Mr.Ons' towel*

*passes*

Quick! Wrap it round yer head!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# What?
I wanted it to mop up all the spunk...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *holds thumb up*
*holds thumb up rather desperately*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# i like.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Gaaaah!
*runs for towel*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# "RUNAROUND !! " First post for a while


Click for bigger (177KB)

Hope everyone is well
(RagsMahone, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Pffft.
www.b3ta.com/board/7455513
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ooops
nice one
(RagsMahone, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# haha
same source and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# B A N G II
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahahaha
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I WAS RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
*rebuilds embassy, but from stronger materials than sticks this time*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *huffs and puffs*
*plants c4*
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Haha. Did somebody say burning embassy?
Because I think I heard somebody say burning embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Yes.
You win 3 biscuits.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ahhhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Almost the best scene in a film ever
if it wasn't for the Bat Shark repelent spray scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# indeed.
"some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!"

also: woo zank!

edit: ERRONEOUS APOSTROPHE! *deletes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# somewhere on mars
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Am i the only one who thinks these toys are ..suspect?


store.messengersoffaith.net/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Sneaky cock ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# everybody calls you homo
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Woo!
laughed more than I should of at that :P
(MesaGoji, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# eugh
of have

*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# There's a greek guy at work
who refuses to admit that the greeks invented anal sex.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# take him up the pooper
that'll learn em
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yeah, the greeks hated the film Alexander for that reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# because he bummed?
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Show him the patent.
/coat
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# last time i am having a greek salad
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# that's not feta
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# is he greek?

and i think it may have been a shortsighted cave man that invented anasex.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Actually it's pretty much the way it used to be
Womens were shagged from behind, and mens were shagged from behind, but obviously only in the available hole, for recreation and domination
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Sure, but the greeks popularised it.
I mean Pong wasn't technically the first videogame but who can remember one that existed beforehand?

He challenged a butch gay guy to an arm wrestle the other day (in front of the entire office) and lost, horribly. He then challenged said gay guy to a playstation match.

Oh how we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# the one beforehand was
bugger the Greek
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# kinda hard to belive that a constantly flashing white dot was a greek soldiers anus tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Pfft
Kids these days have no imagination.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# WHEN WWE MEATS GOD
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE WINNER!

(profit)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I like the cutesy ones
although the Whale is waaaaaay too small to swallow Jonah.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# when did they
release Brian Blessed action figures?
(Chamone2, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

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