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# I know what Magners is really made of


We print and distribute in local pubs as soon as the boss leaves today, is it cruel to send amateur cider drinkers to that site?

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(clowns_pocket, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# i was eating my lunch..
now i aint
and i am sad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Don't be sad.
Think of kittens and flowers and the fact that the video is fake (in the sense of it not really being what everyone thinks it is that they eat).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It's easy to say that.
Just the vom to worry about then...!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# yes
the asian girl does truely make a wonderfull chocolate mousse...



...from her poophole
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# This will get you arrested
by big fat policemen that want to put their winkies in your bottom hole.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# oh no!
*swallows sick*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no, this isn't the sick swallowing site
it's the shit eating site
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Silly Wasp Box!
They also eat the sick. I can tell you're no shock site expert.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ha, I am caught out
I had obviously shot my load and closed the site before the sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# this one?
http//2cups1girl.com
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Same difference, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# tastes the same for sure
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Eat a lot of shit, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Used to
But I gave up because it made my poo smell bad.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# It'd be cruel if they were good beer drinkers.
But cider drinkers? Go ahead!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Yes, don't do it
You're likely to get fired faster than an ill-fated Apollo mission
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# MUM!
can you bleach my brain for me?

although, i'm sure my 20000 pic is no better..
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *tips tub of bleach over son*
...and they say I'm a bad mother!

Btw, it occured to me yesterday that I'm not far off 20k myself (though not as near as you, and I post a whole lot slower ;) ) I'd best get thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *quivers at the thought*
erk!
she's my mum..
i'm a dirty, dirty boy...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Do we get to make suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# down boy!
*throws cold water over heffrey*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ah, that sorts it.
Now I'm just down to DefCon 3
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I have asked for them in the past
But, rather inevitably in retrospect, I just got lots of 'just post naked pictures'

Which, besides not being my style, is certainly something people would regret in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I thought you started the whole thing off
... but to be honest, I don't remember very much of anything any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# that's a very good point

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah, I did
swaying behind a board so I looked naked.
You'd see more even at the most conservative of beaches, but it gave the impression of nekkid, and that's all that matters ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Silly costumes, then?
I could think of a few...

And no, I'm not trying to be naughty.
I'm just drawn that way
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Naked, but with a piggy-tail butt plug up your bottom?

It's a bit different, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahah!

...bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# what's there to think about
... although I missed my.. whatever the chuff it was. I forgot that I was stopping posting to make something. Oh well...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# JESS-EE-MAH-KAH-KAH-KAH-KAHH!
Because there were no parking spaces at college we had to do an early rekke of the Tubs! \\o/

*is all excitipated*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hahah
I'm travelling to Famp straight from work in the morning so I may look disheveled and not quite with it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Awww!
Bless you! We'll be forgiving!

The Director's seemed particularly toothsome today


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# What's 'toothsome' mean?
Good or bad?

I have to go in a minute, need to go to town and convince the council that I'm not going to court
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# GOOOOD!
and BOO! to your council difficulties! (I read down there!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Meh, it's a pain for now
But I'll know better next time

Ta'rah mister hat, chat to you laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Do it
Magners is rank piss

(but don't come running back if you get sacked!)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# for the love of sanity, your eyes, and all things that don't involve two girls shitting into one cup then eating it
do NOT visit 2girls1cup.com, even though they blatantly had a chocolate mouse enema before filming.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# choclate mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# 0_o
Fucking Richard Gere copycats!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# mousse*
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I did wonder...
"ARMAGEDDON"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahah
"In retrospect, lighting the match was a bad idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# "...propelled the rodent out... Like a cannonball"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# It's as easy as pie.
Chocolate mouse enema
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# how can you have an enema with a solid object?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# is that how they did it?
i was too busy wanking feeling ill to think of the physics behind it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# indeed
and tubgirl uses OJ..
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# so much expertise
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# so much torment.. so much regret.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Concentrate?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# dunno, the current hot topic is:
"With, or without the juicy bits?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# OK, I'll try reall....
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Don't forget the butterscotch sauce mouth spurtings.


Never forget those.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# mmm puts a whole new flavour on werthers
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# amateur cider drinkers?
you mean there are professionals?


Crikey - I'd like to see that Passport Entry

Occupation: Cider Drinker



Burrrrrrp!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
*gets on the job websites*
lets see, qualifications:
i drink 3 or 4 cans of strongbow a night...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# cider is for women
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *grabs back of neck*
what was your username?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# madam
I have no idea about what you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Won't anyone think of the children?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I will.
In a bit, I'm eating at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I'm not sure you can get a couple of lasses
to shit out children and then eat them. That wouldn't be right. Would it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Perhaps they could use
chocolate children?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# oh god,
those sensations lime and coriander poppadoms i had for lunch are trying to put in a reappearence
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What you're suggesting sounds like a good way
to get fired. I wouldn't, if I were you.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You sound like a font of wisdom
How do I get these stains out of my curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Washing curtains, eh?
That sounds like womens work.

*tamps pipe knowledgeably*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# 'ning heffers!!
on your curtains, if you stop wiping yourself on them, the stains won't be there to begin with...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# But it's the one proven method of driving my wife nuts!
I can't seem to do it otherwise!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# just go out and get shit-faced every night.
that wind her up too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, but then we're back to stains on the curtains
the sheets, the rug, the towels in the bath, etc. Maybe not this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you don't make it easy do you, you secretor.
how about...
OH!
take up warhammer and spend hundreds of america notes buying it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Or be in a band
that works wonders...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Just working in sales with all the travel it implies
seems to take care of it on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# There is that...
But as with Ives Warhammer suggestion above, you spend a great deal of cash on being in a band as well...

Cash that could be spent on... Well, I've yet to figure that out...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# DDDDONT DO IT!!!!
send them to the youtube reactions sure but that might loose you a lot of custom
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm sure Magner's will love it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Your all Gaymers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Amateur cider drinkers are okay
it's the professional cider drinkers you have to watch out for
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *ahem*


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oh God.
The Horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# You are Paul Simon
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Looks
more like Art Garfunkel to me. But who am I to say.
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Get the bucket
I think I'm gonna be sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
That's getting clicked!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# 't is grand
and in-jokingly good
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Oh dear lord....
I don't wqnt to laugh at this... I really don't.

and yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Pfft!!!!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Phil? It's scaring me Phil
Make it stop. Make it STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha! Oh god.
*readies shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Good - blinking - grief!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Gah! That took me an embarrassing amount of time.
My brains works not good.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Purple strain?
(Rodders i hear pudding, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Ah.
Now you may have slipped up slightly there. Sure someone will fill you in.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# (ó ò)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# now he looks like a zombie holding it's breath
it's best to post these in your existing thread btw, you can still compo it and it saves someone else's work being pushed off this page

/rebunkers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# oops
no problemo,im still a bit of a newbie!
(Rodders i hear pudding, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no probs, it's no biggie
also is that bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# bingo

Edit - just for the love of God don't delete your original post. That is possibly the biggest no-no of all ever
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Nice. You could have posted it in your original thread, though.
*seethes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
He looks ver' serious
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# sorry.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *struggles to read*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Loop it!
Loop it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you sound like my last boy friend
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# o_O
do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# consider it looped
(teasus likes tea, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ahem...

I'm confident that you will all agree that
this is the greatest animation you have all ever seen...
behold:- Rocket spacker...
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# It's Robo-Hawkings!
Tough impact, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i was tryin to make it look like hawkings
with the tilted head but i didnt think it looked very good...
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# for the last time!
HAWKING
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# No no no
HAWKWIND

riding in his Silver Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Are they down to just one now?
Has anybody alerted The Bureau for Endangered Species?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# clone #A7B killed the other ones some years ago
the original is suspected to be still in his freezer
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# HAWKING
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I can't tell which one's which
good job
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Shopped pictures etc...
he does have a tiny mouth, doesn't he

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Sparkly Glowy!
I love you Ani! Yeeaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# If this escape pod
Where the pod?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# HAWKING POWER!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# and woo
to your insults at the theiving cnut :)
Edit: Oops it was pridigy69
but have a little woo anyway
woo
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# insults?
I hadn't even started with those ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hawkings defies the laws of physics!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hawkings IS the law of physics!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Does that make him


Judge Hawk?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# i believe so
yes
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Laws of physics
Laws of physics.
Hawkings defies the laws of physics.
Laws of physics, Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
nicely Dudders!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# \o/
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# 3x3 eyes!
Reminds me of Appleseed with those goggles on... Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# It's an infrared illuminator so you can see in total darkness
See here www.night-vision-gear.com/mo41-night-vision-monocular-p-98.html
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Nice!
Just scrolled back a bit, JJ. What happened to pages 5, 6, and 7?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I took 'em down.
If you didn't catch them; sorry, you missed 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# You wound me, JJ.
Right to the core of my being.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# They're gonna be coloured.
Then Apsara....ed....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ha
just offer him money.


No, better yet, offer ME money. This won't do you any good, mind, but I'd still quite like some. :-)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Way ahead of you boys
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I already paid him for art once.
For Scarlet's burf-day cupcakes. De-licious!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# It's alright, i saved them
My email address is in my profile, PayPal me the fee and I'll send then straight to you, and the joy of it is that it's digital delivey so INSTANT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I'll trade you for a timeshare on the coast of Florida!
Well, maybe it's a swamp, but it's definitely waterfront!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hahah, any crocs?
I want crocs
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Shoes?
Oh yes, lots of shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# tits tits tits tits tits tits
I did lol a bit at this...slapstick for the win
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Pffft
Oh Scarlet, when will you ever learn *50's staged laugh*

Thanks for drawing Guybrush yesterday, I completed MI1 last night and thought of you at the 'Ooh, look!...I think he likes you' point.
Today...MI2!

...well, once I've convinced the council that I don't really want to go to court that is :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# why are they wanting you in court?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# They want her everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Solicitoring without a License
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Because they claim I haven't paid my council tax
...turns out they're right, but I'm still not keen to go to court. They can just bloody well be clearer in future, and stop pretending they've sent reminders they haven't. I'm stupidly anal about stuff like that, there's no way I'd have ignored a reminder for something I hadn't paid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# They won't take you to court
they just set bailiffs on to you. That's what they did to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I have a court date for 10th of December :)
I'm just waiting in for these damn parcel collection guys to turn up ("Oh, we'll be there...sometime...maybe...just, kinda...wait in? We know you've nothing better to do with your day") then I'm going down to the offices to sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# scrolling without a mouse wheel

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# MI FTW!
I might give it a try too in this lousy winter weather
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# DOTT FTW too!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# DOTT it is!
DOTT and FT are the only ones I haven't played (yet)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Chances are you'll be needing
something like ScummVM/, they don't run on modern pcs, infact I've not had them running properly for years now, but that software seems to fix it perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# it's a great piece of software
I've already played some old LucasArts games on a modern PC, a PDA and a Nintendo DS. MacOS is next :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I heard. I still have them from the 90s
patched and all.

Or on my old Amiga fro teh Real Experience TM
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *starts Amiga vs Atari debate*


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# *finished debate by unequivcoally showing Amiga's superiority in all respects*
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# "I want to get you stuffed, I'd make a fortune"
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
#
Yay for Monkey Island.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# on that note...
www.grimfandango.net/?page=soundtrack

is still ace!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I tried playing that the other day and it wouldn't work either
I'll probably see if it will run through ScummVM too, because I'd love to play it again
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# it plays fine out of the "original" CD
on my windows XP
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You come up with the best sound effects :)
*twoks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Purple Crane?
(Rodders i hear pudding, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# he looks like he's straining one out there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# re
mmm,goes back to alter image!....
(Rodders i hear pudding, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# he sould be careful
he could pop a vein out of his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# suffering from a case of the 'Brother Niles'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Ow! me chalfonts!

:D

hehehe, brother niles
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Ooh me brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Sigmund Freuds
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hahah, seams fine to me!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# That's the power of
constipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Tossed salad and scrambled eggs will do that to ya...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Egg-bound!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# they make you toss the salad in prison
so i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ian Brady refuses to partake.
Yes I know what it means. You filth!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Sacre Blue!
or words to that effect...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Purple stain?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Purple Train?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# If you pay him, then he'll wash it off for a
limited time during which you can take a photo...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Oho
very clever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# been on istockphoto much?
/ sets off to create princedickphoto
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Heh heh
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7781323
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Braw!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Bindun?


For no reason.
First Post, play nice.
(s007y, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Dave the Hat did that years ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# 'a member for 27 days'
..sure we can excuse her for not having clocked it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# her?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# A guess
thinking s007y, soozy, suzy?

Could be wrong. Apologies if so, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I read it as Sooty
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# SQUEAK SQUIK SQUEEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# sexual ambiguity ftw!
Please clarify s007y. Or on second thoughts don't bother - it's more challenging this way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# oooh, I'm alll mysterious!
horrrray
(s007y, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# NO!
She should have checked EVERY post since the beginning of b3ta.

I don't actually know if Dave the Hat has done that before. I just felt like saying something about Dave the Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
#
*gets busy before he posts again

:)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# that doesn't involve lunchtimes or facts?
you've been spending far too much time at that Pines Hotel supping the famed Whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I've been too lazy to do a lunchtime fact.
I had brie, smoked ham and a baguette, two bags of Seabrooks salt flavour crisps and a can of IRN BRU for my lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# that just about wins ANY Dave the facts lunch of the day award
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I only discovered blue brie recently - BRAW!
Today I'm having sausage and onion gravy with mash and peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Me too
Only a few weeks ago in fact. It's one of the best things ever SHUT UP because it is
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I've seen it
but I've not tried it yet, I micht get some for my tea tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Dave the Hat said something about Dave the Hat years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I remember that
it was hilarious. He punned his trousers and spilled Anthything Goes all down the front of his shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I really miss Dave the Facts sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I miss it too
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# it had run its course
let it pass
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the women

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Arrgh, wherever you turn you get Hull right in the balls*



*or whatever lady folk have instead of balls. Cake I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# cupcakes?
I love cupcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# One can only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's a delicate arrangement, with a companion of beautiful music at each glance
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Womenfolk are indeed strange and mysterious creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# but often tasty
like a...

Cupcake!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
Woo!


Please drive carefully...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
no alt text this time cos it apparently confuses people...
(alloydog, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
i loikes thats.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Sure there is no reason?
It did come up in a QI re-run lastnight...
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I've been on the A666
It's in Lancs.
Stephen Fry told me the real number of teh beast is 616.
Hello and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I went on bus 666 once from Middlesborough bus station
to some god forsaken dive. T'was brillig.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I crossed the A666
the other day. It's decidedly unsatanic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# depends where you cross it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I've just got your name...
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# QI last night?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# No*, over cocktails at Claridges
*yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# So many QI facts should be taken with a pinch of salt
but this one is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# doesn't the A666 run to Blackburn from Darwen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Blackburn to Bolton
through Darwen. And Blackburn is the Hellmouth from which it springs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# It's a good start.
Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah
Darwen!

Theres a sainsburys just up the road from there
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# NOBODY expects the Spongish Inquisition!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# jings!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Help ma boab!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Will ye no be having a sale?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Mince an' tatties!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Food of Kings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# neeps!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Nee!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)
# gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# zoots!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# crivvens
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I piiiss on you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Duke!
I've just watched your preparation of a bacon and egg sammich with MUCH interest, given that I've just finished eating the very same.
It's funny how many things our preparation has in common!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ...
bacon, bread and an egg?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Someone had to say it I guess
I'm honoured it was you

You sarcy git
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hee hee hee
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I'm glad you enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *wee titter*
good on you sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Not many people know about the Felicity Kendall Monorail
But it has been running since 1985...




(thanks to c_kick - what an amazing tip - profile adjusted)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Woo!
What amazing tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# the one he told me about
obviously I've not implemented it very well, as the anim is quite jerky, but I did rush it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hoho!
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# woohoo
more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Needs more Shatner!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ha ha
That works really very well...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# more of this sort of thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# If he Shatner from that height he'd crush the poor girl
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Thass awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# He looks uncomfy
he must have gas from that aeroplane food...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# How is Shatner flying backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# It's Shatner!
He can fly and damn way he wants!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I would...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# gets you from the good life to rosemary and thyme in just 57 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# 1970s felicty Kendall....
Makes me feel all hot and funny...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^this^
although she doesn't look half bad now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Watches "goodlife"
leaves room looking flustered...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# monorail monorail monorail monorail

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# That's excellent stuff


P.S. What tip?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
Even better than the last one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# :)
wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Peeeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Is it
Salad fingers?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *offers rusty spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
yay for peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# where's the cheese?
=D
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# [Pimp those Peas baby!
..oh yeeaaah!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# More reasons...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# this^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# More reasons...?
...to shop at Morrissey's. I know it's awfully tenuous but my car's poorly :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# what's up with your car
*pretends to be a man*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# It's a diesel...
...and the light keeps coming on saying 'Check Injection'
*Pretends to know what he's on about*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Have you tried asking Amy Winehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Sounds like
one on't crossbeams has gone out askew on t' treadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Have you tried
Turning it off and back again?

/standard tech support response
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *cuffs round ear*
leave the man alone boy and tidy that crap-pit of a room of yours!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *spangs*
EDIT: i mean, RIS, i don't get it..
/is a follower..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Morrisyans
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Morsey?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# RIS?
I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# What's RIS...
...by the way? Be gentle now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Consider yourself de-RIS'd
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Cheers...
...Geoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# De nada
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# someone,
ages ago,
posted a morrisons sign up with the middle ris not illuminated so it spelt morons.
someone on here said RIS? and it's just stuck.

phew!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# .
It's like Mor and ons having a ris sandwich.

(Dr. Evil, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Obligatory Ris Comment.
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# They're nails, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# they are?!
*uses to hold shelves up*

arf, ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *doink*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking careless blacksmiths!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# on ladders!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahaha. Rock hard!
You can burn them with daffolasers though...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# when it's just the unshopped start,
they look like a couple of miserable bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
#
miserable mong
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# the start isn't totally unshopped
I made the one on the left more mserable I think
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# oooh ow wow wow, misty reeus girl
I wanna get close to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# One day, at the elephant crossing point....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I KNEW IT!
The little thieving dancing egg...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
Flantasmagorical

afternoon everyone
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha nicely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# heh :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# hohoh!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)
# pearoast

(with thanks to C_KICK)
but inspired this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYAAdCBwjFs
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# He loves it.
Kind of like the Record Store Cats, but more evil...

EDIT: And now I see why...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# the cats were awesome
and belong in the b3ta hall of fame
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I agree completely...
I think anything that makes it to "FFS I'VE HAD THIS AS A VIRAL E-MAIL FIVE TIMES TODAY ALONE!!!" status is Hall of Fame material for certain...

As for nicking someone elses stuff, as above... well...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Haddaway
and shite!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# cheers
did one with Leftfield & Lydon - Open Up
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ooh
good tune
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# thats who they based flat eric on!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I'm glad you never nicked one of c_kick's animations
again you fucking cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# borrowed
it was sent to me a pic message
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I couldn't give a rats arse, you're a thieving cunt in my book
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ooooh
holds handbag up
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# did you ask c_kick if he minded you using his animation?
I bet you didn't...you cock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Pffft!
im loveing all these insults.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# no
but thanks any way fanny
:p
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# what do you think about fucking your sister?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# have you done yours then
like a bucket
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# wow really, I've heard your sister has a fanny like a burst bucket
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# yeah
have agree with you on that one
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Twat!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# back door commando
pfft
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Enough of that shit
As much as I could keep on.

Do you see what you did wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# no
please tell me
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You've made every Noob ever
look awesome.

Stick to what you were doing before (I'm sure it was ok) & stop being such a troll.

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# y fank you
kind gentel person
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# A simple "Yes Sir"
Would have done!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# being born?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# so
quick your ma must be really proud of you
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# And what's this fucking shite?
www.b3ta.com/board/7778782

Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# oh
lighten up
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# oh fuck off
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and that justifies posting it as a new thread without mentioning the fact that you didn't make it?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# prick

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Failiure
On an epic scale!

You will never learn!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
/\
|
|
Edit: member of 10 months!....learn.
Edit Edit: Whats happened to Mictoboy?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# he was here just yesterday evening
new job etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# with thanks to
fail.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Woo for teh Nazis!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahaaaaa
ace!
Edit: also the goatse jigsaw thing is one of the best things ive seen EVER!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Brilliant.
How could this not have fp'd?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Now, that really is something money can't buy
Something slightly similar but less energetic.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClWbm2brUV0
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# thats
is truely immense!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# lube up, boys and girls


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# that's exactly how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
please, never stop doing these..
PLEASE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I'm running very low of source material
but I'm sure I can spin it out for a good while yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# thank you.....
*collapeses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# just got your email
you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# yes thanks!!
that cream worked brilliantly!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# want some?
*offers tube*

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *runs away*
but not too fast
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *squirts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I've been waiting for one of these
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# now then
Mr Mink

*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# good afternoon miss fellowes
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# good AFTERNOON
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# it's still morning in scotland..
/time difference
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# not a bad AFTERNOON
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# OK I guess
I'm in a funny mood. I've sold my bike. I feel bereft.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
But I can't picture the Stanely, where it dwell?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Camden Park Road
Just off the Camden Road, near the church that's now flats. The 393 goes past.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
oh
I though getting 'cunted in the Stanley' was just an expression. Like cunted in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Prefer the Grand Union meself...
but then, I'm not the Ginger Fuhrer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# The Stanley's nice for Sunday lunch
if a bit pricey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Likewise the Grand Union...
but it has chintzy chairs and lamps. I like to be surrounded by chintz while eating a pricey Sunday Lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# You should see the prices at the gastropubs in Primrose Hill!
It makes me yearn for the days when pubs were simply pubs, and getting a bite to eat at lunchtime was affordable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# well
fancyapint.com/pubs/pub3158.html

"Coming from the people who made the Lansdowne in Primrose Hill the dreadful place it is, hopes weren't high for the Lord Stanley...."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Ah
I went to a biker's bash there many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Wolfbagging?
*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *goggles*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# THEY DO NOTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Health and safety requirement I'm afraid.
relatedly - what's happened to Pachey these days? Haven't seen any of her signage interpretations in weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# she's supposed to be getting her norks out for 10000!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# If inserted correctly they'll work wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# emphasis on 'correctly'......
*totters down to A&E*
i, uh, fell....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Ow.
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# and my work here is done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# sounds like a waste of bacon.
just donkey punch 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Poor Rob
he'll never break the cycle of sleaze
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# He's such a tragic character
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHAT HAVEYOU PACKED?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# BUENOS AIRES
EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# COOL
WOW

hehe good luck!
I have almost sold everything, 17 days to go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Where are you going?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Goa, then Manali
six months holiday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Sounds awesome
I'll be over that way in spring I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# oooh ooh ooh
lets meet for drinks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I'm up for that
let's keep in touch through some sort of message board
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# To where are you going?
Other than 'warmer' obviously...


*sigh* sometimes, the board just fixes the timings to annoy me I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# :P
www.b3ta.com/board/7781181
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# you should type faster!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# If I was Jeremy Beadle you wouldn't be saying that....
So... I suppose at least I'm not Jeremy Beadle.

What are we talking about again?

*wanders off to put slippers in fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I love these
what is the source comic?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Jimmy Olsen, Superman's Pal.
From the DC Silver Age
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# do you draw those yourself?
if not, what do you use???
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7781280
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I love you, in a totally non-gay* way




*gay
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# "cunted in the stanley"
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Those bloody Swiss...

Obviously, if you're going to write to your MP, please use a pencil.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# and increase my carbon emissions!?
NO FEAR!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *parp*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Or blood...
though that also involves harm, it gets the message across pretty effectively...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# It's good to be back...
How's you oh debbilish one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# a little stressed
a little sad
and incredibly impatient to be in warmer climes

your dark satanic self?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Umm...
a little stressed - job hunting before the company collapses in on itself

impatient to be in, if not warmer, more interesting climes... But it means losing two bedrooms of house... what to do?

Otherwise, dark and satanic, naturally.

*glomps to alleviate sadness*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *sulphurous smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ooooo Brimstone!
my favourite!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# did you know trelly is terrified of brooms.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Really?
Oh I feel bad choosing this username now...

Not bad enough to change it mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Brown ink?
That's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# game over, man
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# bastards!!!
i wouldn't mind if only they ate the squid too!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# we build watches out of them
mushy smelly watches.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# shirley squids can just be milked for ink
humanely, like
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# give em a bit of a fright
and they squirt ink everywhere!
speaks from first hand experience
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Well they need removing from the water...
or the ink is pretty difficult to collect...

I must say, I DO like the idea of being a professional squid milker though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha
'Quink' is one of those great words which should appear in the OED. Along with 'Gloy'.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ...and Squink?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# No Kneed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
and ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
wheeeeeeeeeeee SPLAT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Serves him right for wearing hotpants
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaah§
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Some bloke collapsed next to me on the tube not so long ago
it was exceedingly odd, given I was reading the obituaries in the Independent at the time
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# You read the orbituaries?
I've been in them a couple of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Top of my head it was Herbie Mann's
someone whose life I was genuinely interested in

Edit: Not Herbie Mann's, he died in 2003, but some Jazz musician
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# heh, woo
might be fun to reverse the frames..so he rises up more smoothly..and then speed it up so he keeps banging his head.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Crivens!
That's well done! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
hte one on the right looks like that mooching tramp keith from eastenders like that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Acers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# And by wrong you mean
oh so right

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# haha nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# pfft
how do his glasses stay on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# m-a-g-i-c....
*waves hands mysteriously*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# those aren't hands
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *shuffles off with trousers round ankles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Ha ha, winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

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