
*twang*
:D
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:D

Fucking this.
That's exactly the right sound.
EXACTLY RIGHT.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25,
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That's exactly the right sound.
EXACTLY RIGHT.

what in fuck's name?
I don't know why, but this reminds me of Salad Fingers, thus it it clicked...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:24,
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I don't know why, but this reminds me of Salad Fingers, thus it it clicked...

she was creeped out too....
=)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:31,
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=)

Mrs. (Love Symbol that in no way looks like Prince's one) was pretty creeped out...
But very skeptical of Fareham's improvement...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:34,
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But very skeptical of Fareham's improvement...

I can't help but feel I'm not the one wearing the trousers...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:38,
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mind you, Harlow's not much better
*seeks escape route*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:39,
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*seeks escape route*

Sweet Jesus...
We're just saving up until we can move somewhere upmarket like...
umm...
Britain's shit isn't it?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44,
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We're just saving up until we can move somewhere upmarket like...
umm...
Britain's shit isn't it?

very green, lots of fresh air
too many welsh though...
*runs*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:45,
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too many welsh though...
*runs*

But they have no jobs...
jobs + nice doesn't seem to exist...
I just want to run an independant record shop in somewhere pleasant and obviously very into it's indie records...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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jobs + nice doesn't seem to exist...
I just want to run an independant record shop in somewhere pleasant and obviously very into it's indie records...

But not Fareham though... more likely Portsmouth...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:55,
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wweee oohhhh weee oohhh weee oohhh aaarrrg. This makes up for everything else.
Yay - I'm going to get something for breakfast now I enjoyed that so much.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25,
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Yay - I'm going to get something for breakfast now I enjoyed that so much.

That is quite clearly Prince too!
*websheriffs Bilbo in the arse*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25,
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*websheriffs Bilbo in the arse*

"... so then, after a delightful high tea, Deliah and I partook of an afternoon constitutional along the promenade, and thus to the pier, under which thereupon I gave her a right websherrifing up the Arris."
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:29,
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*hard*
*in the face*
I think you have a good point there...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:31,
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*in the face*
I think you have a good point there...

I wish my computer subtitles were working. I can't hear what he's saying...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:27,
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TJ: I found a bunch of images of John Giacobbi from WebSheriff here:
www.zenofeller.com/websheriff.php
*whistles*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:30,
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www.zenofeller.com/websheriff.php
*whistles*

so why aren't I as cool and tallented as you ??? - I mean I know you're a bit older and wiser... quite a bit actually, but I should be bringing the vibrant youthful urban perspective...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:38,
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I didn't have any breakfast yet this morning.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:44,
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now I'm ignorming myself and I can't see what I post once I've posted it
:)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:40,
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:)

what's the challenge?
*although I certainly have a limited amount of time today

we can think for ourselves ... we can give ourselves a challenge
... that's a strange place to see a hippo
... the role of wood throughout histroy
... the surprising result that fast decay of passive scalars in a shear flow does not disappear in the limit of vanishing diffusivity
... Kittens in space
... colonise the sea
... that is quite clearly teh wrong size
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:48,
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... that's a strange place to see a hippo
... the role of wood throughout histroy
... the surprising result that fast decay of passive scalars in a shear flow does not disappear in the limit of vanishing diffusivity
... Kittens in space
... colonise the sea
... that is quite clearly teh wrong size

... herbacious borders and the women who love them
... the 3rd law of thermodynamics has been revoked
... SCIENCE POLICE
... I declare it to be a helicopter landing pad
... when green turns blue
... the planet's funniest natural disaters
... the perfect murder
... fluffy teim
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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... the 3rd law of thermodynamics has been revoked
... SCIENCE POLICE
... I declare it to be a helicopter landing pad
... when green turns blue
... the planet's funniest natural disaters
... the perfect murder
... fluffy teim

... subtely poke fun at the aristocracy
... Brittain's hardest landmarks
... foxes
... shrews in shoes and badgers with tadgers, butterflies with gutter eyes and people in zoos
... HyperLondon 2051
... illustrate your favorite poem
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... Brittain's hardest landmarks
... foxes
... shrews in shoes and badgers with tadgers, butterflies with gutter eyes and people in zoos
... HyperLondon 2051
... illustrate your favorite poem

but I think it's bindun
let's do it anyway
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04,
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let's do it anyway

You, sir, are a loon.
:)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:50,
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:)

i almost thought that was your friends page...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:13,
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my work has blocked facebook except between 12 and 2...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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i'm learning lot of new words to say in front of mum and dad from you today uncle!
=D
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15,
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=D

Hahahahaha marvlious.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16,
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I presume it just means I'm unpopular?
EDIT and as if by magic....
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*cries with happiness*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:17,
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EDIT and as if by magic....
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*cries with happiness*

a bit like the S.A.S, but shit
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:22,
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it's a matter of national urgency!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:27,
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we'll get there as soon as we can, we just need to finish waiting for the newsletter to come out, then read the news letter, then go to the pub. Also, a lot of us are unfit.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:29,
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Eh? Come on. Tell me!
Ning a ling all!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:18,
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Ning a ling all!

is it some secret feature for special users??
eh?!!!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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eh?!!!

you need to have someone add you as a friend first?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:46,
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*taps side of nose a few times with a sly winking look*
so is b3ta going to become my social networking hub now?

...and now I have to go and do w*rk but will play later.
Cheers
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:40,
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Cheers

Eventually the puppy stops whining...
I fang que
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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I fang que

It does when you run the fecker over . . . (Dear RSPCA I didn't mean the puppay . . . )


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What's the difference between Prince and a dildo?
.....Prince is a real dick.
I can recycle jokes its good for the environment.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:23,
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.....Prince is a real dick.
I can recycle jokes its good for the environment.

if you're just bandying insults about, you're not liable for defamation, at least under UK law.
Prince can go and eat shit, like you know he loves.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:28,
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Prince can go and eat shit, like you know he loves.


Pretty sure this one isn't violating any copyrights :p
(except Private Eye about 10 years ago)

Robs looking for payback now.
You could be next!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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You could be next!

is he going to call one of us to his office on top of b3ta towers?!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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welcome to b3ta you'll never leave..etc

I didn't really give a shit about him before this crusade, but I hope he dies.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:27,
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I'm considering producing a series of these guides. I think they could be useful in survival situations...


According to the GrizzlyQuiz www.kidsturncentral.com/games/quiz/grizzlyquiz.htm
they can grow up to 9ft tall.
But this is otherwise an inormative animation and I welcome more of them.
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they can grow up to 9ft tall.
But this is otherwise an inormative animation and I welcome more of them.

If one was to prop him up sufficiently, he would retain a similar height, I feel.
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but once decompositition begins in earnest the deterioration of ones height is assured
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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they shot him in the knees... so he has to use a wheel chair now
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15,
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They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
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To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?

that's the last time I'm going to the arctic
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16,
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by perpetuating the myth that bears are an appropriate playmate for children...?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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or maybe that human was an midget . . .
Woo! to the guide anyhoo I was wondering about getting an ant


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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01,
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Woo! to the guide anyhoo I was wondering about getting an ant



the ant's the coolest animal in that guide.... if you're not brave enough to get a badger
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03,
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I see you ignored my underhanded compliment re your zombification last night... :)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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sorry. I've had bad experiences with brown toothed celtic fans threatening me in the street in glasgow for no reason. However, I'm not that prejudiced, a similar amount of rangers fans have done the same.
Apparently junkies, no matter what football shirt they're wearing, like to try and make me give them money by threatening me with bottles or telling me they have knives. I must look weak.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:34,
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Apparently junkies, no matter what football shirt they're wearing, like to try and make me give them money by threatening me with bottles or telling me they have knives. I must look weak.

More of this sort of thing.
In other news; WTF?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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In other news; WTF?

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha i love her
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:51,
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In other news, is this Prince chappy the same hypocrite who gave away his Cd, thus robbing poor music merchants of their slice of his pie. Since they supported him thus far he should die or at least be told off or something.
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the signs were there
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04,
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I shot the sheriff should the next compo*
*but I didn't shoot his deputy
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:08,
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*but I didn't shoot his deputy

BECAUSE HE IS! JUST FOR LOOKING LIKE THAT!


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and hire a Prince lookalike for the Blackpool bash.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:54,
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Unless....you could put him in a cage and custard pie him a la Tiswas and post the vid on youtube
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:58,
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to being compared to 'him'
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:55,
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I think the world is under less of a threat fromInternational Terrorism AND global warming than it is of disappearing up HIS FUCKING FOETID PURPLE RINGPIECE! THE CUNT!!!


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Don't fear me . . . UNLESS YOU ARE THAT RASPBERRY TWAT-HAT WEARING BURK!


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the DIMINUTIVE SHIT-EATING WANK-SIGN FUCK-NUGGET of which so you speak.
thankfully.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03,
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thankfully.

Is that really you?
I think someone has hacked your account
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01,
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I think someone has hacked your account

no . . .'tis me . . . look
*shows kia-ora stained banjo*


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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02,
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*shows kia-ora stained banjo*



and take the photo yourself, thereby owning the copyright...
And THEN... field day for B3tans.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:54,
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And THEN... field day for B3tans.

Luckily the font doesn't make the - level with the +, so it looks nothing like an unpronounceable Love Symbol....
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:59,
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you're a prince look-a-like and you take the photograph of yourself making sure you own all of the things in the background and then you have to send it to Prince and make sure he doesn't mind and perhaps hold up a sign which say "I AM NOT THE REAL PRINCCE" and give him some money anyway.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:59,
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that get all litigious about piracy...
Meanwhile, I'm giving everything I can away for free so people will listen to it....
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02,
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Meanwhile, I'm giving everything I can away for free so people will listen to it....

He probably thought of it first in his tiny, tiny mind.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:13,
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and issue takedown notices on their faces?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02,
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On the other hand - Hahahahahahahahahaha!


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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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There are some really good ones I saw last night!
He can't do shit about it either.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:57,
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He can't do shit about it either.

Who would win in a fist-fight, Prince or Hitler.
Photoshop it
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:54,
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Photoshop it

Everyone email South Park asn ask them to do a Prince episode next week.
[email protected]
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:43,
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[email protected]

I remember the Phil Collins one where he ends up with the Oscar up his arse.
But I'm sure they did the purple one as well.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:51,
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But I'm sure they did the purple one as well.

WHY IS THERE NOT A FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THIS KIND OF THING YET?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:39,
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I cant find it though, must have been raped too!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:48,
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www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/14/prince_b3ta_dmca/
I like the comments!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:40,
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I like the comments!

"Although the notifications do not fall under UK legal jurisdiction, Web Sheriff, which issued the DMCAs on behalf of Prince's lawyers, claimed that the individuals could be sued in a US court if they failed to respond to the take-down request..."
free trip to America for pointless trail which would most likely be thrown out anyone?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:45,
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free trip to America for pointless trail which would most likely be thrown out anyone?

they have the death penalty there...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:53,
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and anyone else who wants to.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:51,
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but i might be up north then...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:56,
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before passing judgement on it...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:49,
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"I don't think the people who posted them would like to be on receiving end of that kind of treatment.
"There's poking fun and there's poking fun and people are clearly taking it too far and crossing over the boundaries of what is acceptable" said the self appointed moral guardian of the internet
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:47,
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"There's poking fun and there's poking fun and people are clearly taking it too far and crossing over the boundaries of what is acceptable" said the self appointed moral guardian of the internet

a Geography teacher of some sort...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:52,
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they've let you down and they've let me down, but most of all they've let themselves down. I think there a lesson there for all of us. Let's pray."
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:54,
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How many b3ta competitions will get shut down by websherriff?
[email protected]
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:40,
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[email protected]

Then we can have a counter on the front page:
"B3ta 32 weeks without a full length compo" type of thing.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:43,
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"B3ta 32 weeks without a full length compo" type of thing.

I just need to prove that I wrote all his songs while I was still a nipper...
Anyone willing to lend a hand?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:40,
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Anyone willing to lend a hand?

and she's got damn good lawyers
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:41,
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otherwise they would have told her to keep her mouth shut and just take whats she's given, gold digging old bat.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:44,
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He has to prove that he owns the copyright to each image, otherwise he's in breach of the very law he's using.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:45,
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Lulu is in there. the end is nigh
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:42,
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I have to shout RIS? at the telly every time!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:49,
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best thing Take That ever did
Honestly
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:51,
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Honestly

I'm signing up with the Iranians if the war comes.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:43,
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'...putting the fun back into genocide!'
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:57,
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this week's challenge should be to make a nice picture of someone famous. doing something nice.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:44,
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I'm pissed off that the whole challenge has gone.
I thought he just wanted "the list" images deleted.
I can only assume we delete whole thing being over cautious?
I would have been happy if just the list went.
B3tards have only deleted the list pics.....
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:46,
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I thought he just wanted "the list" images deleted.
I can only assume we delete whole thing being over cautious?
I would have been happy if just the list went.
B3tards have only deleted the list pics.....

cos one of my b3tards ahs gone, but the other one, probably more savage, has remained?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:48,
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... there's not much to say really.
I think I want to be sick in my eyes.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:24,
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I think I want to be sick in my eyes.

this can only be from the Hollands
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:29,
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Enjoys the nawety feel of his very red socks.
mmmmmm - subversive
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:41,
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mmmmmm - subversive

Well done. Link it, tard.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:53,
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"Children in need."
It's topical, it's broad and it'll mean WOGAN!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:36,
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It's topical, it's broad and it'll mean WOGAN!

In fact pencil it in for June
My diary is clear and so are my bowels
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:43,
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My diary is clear and so are my bowels

...or not give us presents. It's too risky!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:38,
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what's happened?!
Has the tiny purple bellend killed teh b3ta?
Is there no new challenge?
Are we all dead and this is just a hallucination of my last fizzling synapses?
*confuzzled*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:37,
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Has the tiny purple bellend killed teh b3ta?
Is there no new challenge?
Are we all dead and this is just a hallucination of my last fizzling synapses?
*confuzzled*

but no new challenge yet
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:38,
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has there been capitulation?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:39,
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has indeed killed B3ta it would seem.
For a tiny dancing hairless egg, he has more power than is good for him.
Prince just wants your extra time and your (daddleaddleaddleaddleANG) RIS!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:39,
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For a tiny dancing hairless egg, he has more power than is good for him.
Prince just wants your extra time and your (daddleaddleaddleaddleANG) RIS!

oh seething evil one?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:40,
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Just need tofind a way of proving that he's breeched my own copyright, then the little humourless cockamuffin suffers...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:47,
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I have discovered this morning I am not tall enough to scrape my whole windscreen :(
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:19,
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Cos I could lean across. But the C1's taller and I'm left with a streak of ice down the middle :(
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:21,
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your hands are freezing!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:25,
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Are you also not tall enough to see through the whole windscreen?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:31,
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I came over all creative. but I didn't have my camera :(
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:20,
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it was beautiful.
thats right. beautiful.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:21,
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thats right. beautiful.

come the revolution
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:23,
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pisses me to see all those fat old bastards blundering around that lovely area!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:24,
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see what happend... is it possible to get a very quiet plough?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:28,
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... write anti capitalist slogans on the fairway
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:28,
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i glee'd enourmously.
And I knew everything was going to alright today
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:23,
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And I knew everything was going to alright today

theirs or goatse man's.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:21,
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children are ALWAYS in need, i've yet to find a satisfied and content one
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:24,
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mind you, I hate children so it's not really surprising
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:25,
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/attention whore
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:24,
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A little strong peRhaps, but quite efFective.
Lighter rounds are better for close in though.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:05,
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Lighter rounds are better for close in though.

i prefer the tactile pleasure of beating them to death with my fists.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:09,
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only featuring bill gates.. I don't know why I did that. So today I fixed it, using 'Teh real websheriff'
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:07,
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I'M THE ONE WITH THE BADGE SO TAKE IT DOWN NOW OR I'LL GET ALL SHERRIFF ON YOU.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:15,
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SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, C_KICK
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:19,
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you'll be sleeping with the fishes soon, John Giacobbi
I like saying that. John Giaccobi.
John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi,
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I like saying that. John Giaccobi.
John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi, John Giaccobi,


I had much joy this morning reading the pirate bays legal letters

I'm hungry, so I'm off to get a bacon sammich and then I've got some training to do, so I'm off!
Catch you later =)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:49,
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Catch you later =)

don't leave me alone with this lot!!
DAD!!
MUM!!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:51,
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DAD!!
MUM!!

I would never lower myself to draw such a monster.
besides this is way too fat to be her!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:47,
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besides this is way too fat to be her!

is that too much to ask for?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:57,
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I had a good night thanks.
Loads of drink and smoke was consumed then I came into work and the bloody fire alarm was going off.
It seems to be broken now!
hehehee
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:10,
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Loads of drink and smoke was consumed then I came into work and the bloody fire alarm was going off.
It seems to be broken now!
hehehee

almost as sexy as you
I will never tire of these
is it Professor Undercover?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:56,
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I will never tire of these
is it Professor Undercover?

Even I am getting a little tried of people STILL posting this stuff..
Let's move on please, with a new challenge and save our B3ta from self destruction...
There you go, I have had my rant and now I am going to lurk till something decent happens.

I'm going to make a completely hatstand animation and it will be my most ambitious project yet
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:02,
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just like the Virgin one?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:25,
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what's the gen then, was there an immediate Cease and Desist order?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:31,
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Under threat of legal action from Princes legal team of "potential closure of your web site" - We have removed the Prince image challenge and B3ta apologises unreservedly to AEG / NPG and Prince for any offence caused. We also ask our members to avoid photoshoping Prince and posting them on our boards.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:33,
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*smooshes*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:45,
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I was on last night when this happened, and I agree with the Prof.
Better to lose the opportunity to rip the piss out a megalomanical pop star than lose the site completely.
What a toss bag
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:51,
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Better to lose the opportunity to rip the piss out a megalomanical pop star than lose the site completely.
What a toss bag

i don't know what i'd do without you all!!
*loves*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:53,
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*loves*

"The site formerly known as b3ta"
would just be humiliating.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:01,
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would just be humiliating.

At least Rob'll be pleased not to be the pissee this time!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:26,
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I thought people were saving my pics for later 'enjoyment'.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:44,
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:)
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:41,
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whatever new challenge is announced
it is "Prince reducked and redicked".
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:44,
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it is "Prince reducked and redicked".

One delayed Woo Yay here.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:36,
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It says:
"Each night the vincentian fathers would take a small group of boys to their bedrooms and chant them off to sleep in the name of prayer. Once the children were asleep the vincentian fathers raped them and made them rape each other."
That's all it says.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:24,
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"Each night the vincentian fathers would take a small group of boys to their bedrooms and chant them off to sleep in the name of prayer. Once the children were asleep the vincentian fathers raped them and made them rape each other."
That's all it says.

I'm also confused about why they put the kids to sleep before making them rape each other.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:29,
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Who is vincent
edit: sounds like some sort of catholic order
are you in australia?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:30,
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edit: sounds like some sort of catholic order
are you in australia?

but I don't know why someone would put a note through your letterbox :\
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:41,
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i saw it frozen at first and wondered what you were up to.
bedtime for me, i'll see you all later, perhaps not for two days as tomorrow is busy. good night. all.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:51,
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bedtime for me, i'll see you all later, perhaps not for two days as tomorrow is busy. good night. all.

WE WOULD ALL LISTEN!
Who the fuck would want that coked up cunt harassing you!
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:09,
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Who the fuck would want that coked up cunt harassing you!

it's here.
the best song i wrote today, except for the song about suet.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:45,
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the best song i wrote today, except for the song about suet.

www.b3ta.com/~websheriff
Who is in pre-L-plate limbo until then...
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:31,
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Who is in pre-L-plate limbo until then...

I'd play it if we get to kick purple midgets into the fence.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:46,
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If were lucky, they'll nibble his legs head off.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:55,
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Obviously not.
Bad 'ning everyone
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:15,
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Bad 'ning everyone

Luckily, this snake isn't deadly, but I think she's in my stepbrother's room.
Mum says if I wake him up, I'm grounded.
So now I'm about to throw up in worry.
I really should get some sleep and sort it out when he gets up..
I've looked everywhere else.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:30,
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Mum says if I wake him up, I'm grounded.
So now I'm about to throw up in worry.
I really should get some sleep and sort it out when he gets up..
I've looked everywhere else.

as seen by Google Earth! I didn't give permission for this image to be released!!
*shakes fist at sky*
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 7:05,
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*shakes fist at sky*


this is john giacobbi, listed as both the managing director and president of web sheriff. he's the clown who sent all of us nasty messages, but i think he may be in a bit of trouble himself. it appears (i did some quick poking about, someone here please do some more) that web sheriff are just a consulting and promotions firm and are not staffed by lawyers. if this is the case and they've sent out emails and letters while pretending to be actual certified lawyers, they are the ones in a heap of trouble (at least here in canada). i've sent photobucket notice of this, too. they've closed off bits of their website very recently, which is always suspicious.
i found a blog (yes, i know. not the ideal source) which investigated them and turned up some interesting stuff here. if you're further interested, read the exchange between web sheriff and pirate bay.
anyway, since the prince challenge is dead, let's see what you can do with john giacobbi. the 'spam' message is on his shirt, by the way - i didn't add it.

I really hope this isn't the case as it just reflects worse on rob for caving into these people.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:22,
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i just think that we have the right and obligation to ensure that those who enforce the law are held responsible to doing so fairly, equitable and legally. these webdicks appear to be pretending some and overstepping the boundaries of what is legal, so i have no option but to challenge them.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:27,
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with all the oaths and "I'm an officer of the court" business, it's got to be something you don't do.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:30,
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i did call my lawyer today, though. she was amused as hell but i could answer only 10% of her questions.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:35,
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it's not like it was that big of a deal... it was just a compo
If I were him, I'd also have quickly said I couldn't be arsed to deal with it
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:35,
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If I were him, I'd also have quickly said I couldn't be arsed to deal with it

things like this automatically get my back up. send me a nasty letter with a threat and fully expect you'll have to put a gun to my head to make me do what you want.
and, given the situation here (plainfaced parody), web sheriff can blow me.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:38,
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and, given the situation here (plainfaced parody), web sheriff can blow me.

it wasn't lost on me that Rob ended the compo on the day that the compo would normally have ended anyway (Wednesday). The "apology" is just something that'll be on the front page. It's not like anyone here actually feel sorry.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:57,
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i feel sorry for people who think that their faces and sillyass symbols are in any way their property. it shows such a myopic, conservative worldview that indicates just how base and shallow their values are.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:05,
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and he wants his live performances to be something you can't get anywhere else: you get to actually see what the living embodiment of sexual trauma looks like.
www.b3ta.com/board/7786365
I don't know how renting his movie(s) fits into this "ingenious" new business model, but needless to say he's lost the last screw. He really thinks he can get something off the internet.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:11,
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www.b3ta.com/board/7786365
I don't know how renting his movie(s) fits into this "ingenious" new business model, but needless to say he's lost the last screw. He really thinks he can get something off the internet.

when i was in university, vhs (remember those) rental shops started being a big deal. there was a city coucillor where i lived who started to crow about poor movie studios and theatres who were losing billions of dollars to the rental shops and libraries who offered the films for a few dollars or for free.
some few hundred people very publicly pointed out to him that used bookshops and libraries had been selling and loaning out books for many, many years and the publishing industry hadn't collapsed, so he shut the hell up.
technology changes, business models must adapt. that's a simple fact of life and prince and sony and web sheriff can learn or die.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:21,
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some few hundred people very publicly pointed out to him that used bookshops and libraries had been selling and loaning out books for many, many years and the publishing industry hadn't collapsed, so he shut the hell up.
technology changes, business models must adapt. that's a simple fact of life and prince and sony and web sheriff can learn or die.

and why let this doofus erode our rights to make the kind of pictures that make this board tic?
It seems like a shift in position. It didn't feel like "hey let's ring Prince's doorbell and run away because he really hates that" it felt more like "Prince that's just silly you think you own your image. We're going to do the opposite of what you want us to and fuck you if you don't like it."
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:40,
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It seems like a shift in position. It didn't feel like "hey let's ring Prince's doorbell and run away because he really hates that" it felt more like "Prince that's just silly you think you own your image. We're going to do the opposite of what you want us to and fuck you if you don't like it."

or at least he chooses his battles.
he generally gets an idea and runs with it, then when it starts to get tedious, he lets it go...
I think it's understandable given that this was a fight he didn't have to pick in the first place. We made our point, got a couple articles written about us, and that's about all we should expect, I think...
b3ta hardly has the reputation to be ideological standard-bearers, at least not with any real success
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:45,
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he generally gets an idea and runs with it, then when it starts to get tedious, he lets it go...
I think it's understandable given that this was a fight he didn't have to pick in the first place. We made our point, got a couple articles written about us, and that's about all we should expect, I think...
b3ta hardly has the reputation to be ideological standard-bearers, at least not with any real success

but really he didn't need to bow his head this time. From what I can tell the British media likes him at least a little bit and Prince is just being insane and to boot the company they're sending us scary letters through has no teeth.
And for fucks sake I thought "we love the web" meant something.
And also what keeps all those other celebrities we wind up from just doing the same damn thing and just making this a website of creative commons kitten pictures and scribbly animations of nondescript blobs?
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:00,
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And for fucks sake I thought "we love the web" meant something.
And also what keeps all those other celebrities we wind up from just doing the same damn thing and just making this a website of creative commons kitten pictures and scribbly animations of nondescript blobs?

The guy runs a fun messageboard for the general public. He could just as easily choose not to and his life would probably be a lot simpler.
There is no fucking way in hell that I'm going to criticise him for not defending my "rights" to parody. I know I sure wouldn't defend his or yours.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:00,
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There is no fucking way in hell that I'm going to criticise him for not defending my "rights" to parody. I know I sure wouldn't defend his or yours.

i'd defend your rights, and i expect you to defend mine. that's the way society works, or we all have to succumb to the biggest current bullies.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:02,
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I would do my best to ensure freedom of expression, an environment of fun etc etc, but I wouldn't put my liberty, wallet, marriage or mortgage on the line in order to ensure your ability to publish CDCs on images of celeb du jour. Rob's given us a fabbo place to play hookey and I feel that aside from some moderation to keep the louts away, his "responsibility" ends there.
If Rob doesn't want to deal with the nausea of legal suits caused by the actions of a bunch of people he doesn't know, then that's fine with me!
If people really want to do things that place them knowingly in a line of fire, that's their problem and they can/should find another forum in which to get shot.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:56,
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If Rob doesn't want to deal with the nausea of legal suits caused by the actions of a bunch of people he doesn't know, then that's fine with me!
If people really want to do things that place them knowingly in a line of fire, that's their problem and they can/should find another forum in which to get shot.

what's the point in dealing with all that crap just for a bit of a laugh :) I'd have totally done the same too
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:42,
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but no, they couldn't just let it rest without incedent, they had to get it cancelled on the last day and cause a big rukus - now EVERYONE'S going to know they (prince & the so-called sheriff's) are complete twunts, acting as if they're running to teacher because they don't like what someone said about them
so long as Rob doesn't outright ban any prince related japery, b3tan's are probably going to strech this out for *months*, it's also probably going to seep into several more news websites, and blogs/forums - more and more people are going to find out what a twat prince is being
I think the only way fans etc. would have a prince amnesty (remove all material) is if prince himslf went into hiding for the rest of his life or disappeared completely off the plane
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:49,
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so long as Rob doesn't outright ban any prince related japery, b3tan's are probably going to strech this out for *months*, it's also probably going to seep into several more news websites, and blogs/forums - more and more people are going to find out what a twat prince is being
I think the only way fans etc. would have a prince amnesty (remove all material) is if prince himslf went into hiding for the rest of his life or disappeared completely off the plane

"Uuummm, I'm telling teacher"
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:24,
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Some other small bits. But all less than one year and
related to this small subset(midget shit, surly!?![hehe]).
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:45,
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related to this small subset(midget shit, surly!?![hehe]).

the artists' merit isn't a concern of mine (though the fact that web sheriff has a village people mp3 on their website is hilarious), just the fact that they are being dicks, probably with no legal standing.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:52,
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It will be interesting to see what bites back.
/popcorn-blog blog
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:57,
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/popcorn-blog blog

let fatfaced wopacobbi and his pet pop monkey come for me.
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:00,
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Hahaha!
*wants videos of it*
Suit: "You post under the alias postbear?
pb[leans forward]: "My post is in, more often than not."
Suit[blushing]: "I ah, ah..."
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Thu 15 Nov 2007, 6:07,
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*wants videos of it*
Suit: "You post under the alias postbear?
pb[leans forward]: "My post is in, more often than not."
Suit[blushing]: "I ah, ah..."

just having the jury have to review my crappy pics would be a chuckle.
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