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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

They are lully!

Woo!

I want cake!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

*gives cayke*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

I said Cake you spanner!

;)

Thankees

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

*snatches cayke back*

fine!!
everybody knows cayke is nicer then cake so *pokes tongue out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

I'll have cayke!

*makes pleading eyes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

cayke....or death?

we're out of chicken....

(chrissizmissiz likes the coffee Revels, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

*offers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

*presents*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

That is all.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

they mean well really...

does that mean kat, not pip, is going to lord it over the denizens?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

Awwwwww....

This makes me do Glee!

I want one...
Want One..
Now!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Don't eat it!

For God's sake - DON'T EAT IT!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Oi You!

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Alreet...

...apart from toothache, and this fucking cough.

You?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Im not bad.

Apart from this life.....

;)

/emo blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

I, too, have a stupid fucking cough

and I quit smoking 3 months ago dammit!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

That'll be why probably.

When I gave up last I was coughing for months after!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

Awww

fluffeh tiem?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

I knew they were lully really!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

I have the fear

Every time I come to look there's spongebob penises, which I'm sure they won't appreciate at work...will try to keep up at home when I get the chance. Also my connection here is v slow since they moved me into the other office this morn.

(chrissizmissiz likes the coffee Revels, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

nice denizens!

I think that's even creepier...

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

yeah!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Aww,

What a nice bunch of denizens.

/relurks

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Aenesis, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Spunk cake!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

bukkacake?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Bukake

Any advance on Bukake?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

JACKPOT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

She wasn't really going to eat that with her hands

surely not?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

She's a cat.

She can lick her own arse, I'm sure a bit of finger-cake won't put her off.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

I had overlooked her feline qualities

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

Kat & Friends freed them from the tyrany of Jack.

They are grateful.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

excellente.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

i want some cake!

it's been at least 5 weeks ago since i had some cake. i need my cake fix!

*drools*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

If she doesn't want it I'll have it

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

*tries to think of fork joke*

*fails*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

/The Two Ronnies

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)

weeeee! servants!

what may the next service they do for Kat be? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hahaaha!!

Ace

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)

i really like the series a lot

I hope Jack makes a come back

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

bring back Jack!

/so I have been instructed

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

This

is fab. Is there guilt in that last frame?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

Needs more Leonard

but still absolutely ace. Cheers for making these JJ, they always brighten my day.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

That's eminently spangable

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

The lesser spotted gobbing frog!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

pobfrog?

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

FORG!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

Disgraceful!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)

Woo and click!

Can I stick this in here from the nightshift?
Xmas in the heart of darkness.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

erk!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Ooooh

also reposting from last night

(I still love that caramac god by the way)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

thats rite good that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)

Ta very much dude!

Oh I feel bad hijacking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

don't feel bad.

well go on then!!
DON'T!!!
*gibbers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hahaha, what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

eh?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)

*looks up*

*looks down*

Vectors make people turn into owls!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

It does twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

*holds out arm*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

Twit

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Same to you, same to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

*offers vole*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

I was asleep by ten last night due to flu

damn!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

Poor bunny!

Have some lemsip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

Nicely

Emptied the cupboard of mine

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

I've always got a couple of boxes

Lemsip's magic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

what the hell was the original from?

it is also woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Apocalypse Now

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)

What the blazes?!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Beattie up the river!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)

Haha! Wonderful!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Frogggss!!!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

EasyFrog!

Dirty little slimy slutbag.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)

Hedgefrog!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

TOASD!

He's the champ.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

The top one is utterly woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

yay to these

and a double yay for jahled

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

Ptooie!

Awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

yay

smashing

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

Yay!

Tha's Ace!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

Mwwwahahahaaaa!

With my fiendish JAFFBOT! I shall win the Jaffa Challenge!
RRRRRR! THOK! ZZZZZZZZZ!! RRRRRR!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

That's woo

on so many levels

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

CHEATER!!!

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Get over it!

or I may re-program him to eat Fuhls . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

No, no . . .

no . . .I'm saving you to eat in person C]:0D
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

O_O

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

NYOM!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

voraphile!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

but how does he poop?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

He doesn't

Jaffa's are natures purest fuel
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

prostrate fuel?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Their by-products...

...are well-being and happiness.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

I want one!

Or alternatively, I will just get on and buy that yard of jaffa cakes and eat them myself

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

No mess, no fuss

I like it.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

and just LOOK at my slender waist . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

*starts at the left....*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

*cries bitterly*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

still panning....

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

Double score for eating the boxes too!

That is woo and I shall click this hard.
Thanks :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Welcomes, luvvy!

luvvy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

chakachakachakachakachakachakachakaCHAKACHAKACHAKA Khan

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Allow me to introduce you . . .

Chaka Khan . . . everybody . . .

Everybody . . . Chaka Khan . . .
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

I always thought it was

'let me rub you, Chaka Khan'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

don't you dare start singing

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

*sings* that girl is poi-soooon

Not Chaka, I know, but still AWESOME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

I demand to know

why you are not Gillian Anderson.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Many and varying reasons.

That just stems from me having lost a bit of weight and gone ginger- my mates keep calling me Scully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

*envisions wild-west gunfight*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Why?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4MfvE214Ms

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

No tube at work

Describyforblindies please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

gunfight between chaka khan and the bee gees

from big train

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

AWESOME

Who wins?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7803424

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

feindish indeed

you shall win hands down with such a device

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

*rubs hands together*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

haha

this is very nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

Ha ha!

Recommended by sports nutritionists!

^{/Adam & Joe}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

I'm 'aving this at the wekend!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahah I have my top jaffacake opener on the case

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Wheeeee! Woo!
ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

hahaha

first time I've laughed since saturday.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

urgh...Mejuto González is a total cunt

there was something fishy going on in that game, the wee prick was in Rino Gattuso's restaurant in Glasgow the night before the game

I smell shenanigans

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

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mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

In the Jaffacake frenzy

this is how most packets are opened *fact*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)

Racist.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

Woo

the board's on fire today!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

Yay for fiendish JAFFBOTS!

Most sinister of the Jaffa cake consuming mechanoids!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

hahaha

that's great

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

Wow!

It's ME! In Robot form!

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

a cunning stunt

woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

\o/

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

it lives!!

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mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

a Bongle?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

remember

you are a bongle

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mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

rarrrrrr

ha ha ha ha ha excellent

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

hahahahaawtf?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

yes to dna-meddling.

this is the future i want

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

heheh

that's quite disturbing

have a cleek

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Christ.

Have a click whilst I think about what the fuck is going on here.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Oh what the fuck

*gets under the desk*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love your stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

*waits for it to spluff out of bears mouth*

hahaha, lovely

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Batshit insane

in a good way. Woo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahaha What the deuce???

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Help ma Boab!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

HIS BOAB!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

MA BOAB!!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

CRIVVENS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

What the..

hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

Good god! What on earth?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Judging by the animations you make, you must have been scared witless by childhood TV programmes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

kids tv is at its best when it is subtly disturbing

i should have a go at making some...

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mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

yes, yes.

this, this, this.

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spacehog, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)

The Test-Tubular Offspring of the fiendish Dr Zip

I Like.. And propose it gets its own series.

They could ride around in a van getting into all sorts of scrapes.. oh and beating up T4 presenters

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

My cock does that too

and if that's not worth a woo-click, I don't know what is!

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Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

wonderbar

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

more of this sort of thing

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

Haha!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)

Makes me...

...want to play with my twanger. And my balls.

(eonik, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

wimbledon uncommon

I thought all the dodgy stuff was 'appenin on 'ampstead 'eath? Crumbs...

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bnt what, me worry?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)

Yay! It's the Alien

kidee stylee

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Dastardly and Muttley become Ferrari F1 "Consultants"

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

ahahahahahahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha

evil

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

Those dastardly fiends!

ringtones.mobilefun.co.uk/real-tones/12734_52-Dastardly-And-Mutley-Mutleys-Laugh.htm

Would you hear this though?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

To the trough! It's

I've just eaten a big fat beetroot butty made with lashings of Lurpak and salad cream. That will be followed by 2 Magic Elves (diddy choc bars with popping candy). What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

The smell of beer and a small pebble

EDIT: Hahahahaha! Were you there!?

EDITEDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7803805
I'm out to lunch with TLH I dunno what I'm having yet!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

A good combination

as long as the pebble isn't too salty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

i had six cherry bakewells....

and a packet of cheese and onion crisps..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fuck me, how are you so thin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Youth?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

I think I'm younger than him.

And that many cakes would turn me into a sofa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

This destroys my theory, then.

I think I'm older than both of you. I appear to still be able to buy children's clothes and fit them, though.

I appear to be doing it wrong.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Are you a dwarf?

I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I'm only little in one department.

The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?

Where is this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

THE INTERNETS.

Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.

Well, it works for me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

Really?

Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

ignore him

Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Guaranteed positive response.

Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

I'll field this one...

Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.

Oh dear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)

top trump

'is he gay'

and yes he is. raging.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

I thought that was more of a sister question?

Followed by inexplicable crying.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

it was

but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)

no,

i'm a frail old 27 year old... nearly 28!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

You are nearly out of the 'year of death' woods!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Just don't go anywhere near shotguns.

Or heroin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Or vomit in the lungs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

If you see lungs filled with vomit, do not approach.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

In case of vomit, smash lungs with axe.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Please put that on a t shirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

*puts*

^{Bah, if only.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

Easily done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

or autoasphyxiation

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

We were discussing that last night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

only discussing? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

Yes, as it was me and Micto

And, whilst he may have got further with me than anyone else on the board, we're not quite at that level.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

O_o

details!
*gets pen&paper*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Oh, he just grabbed my busters at the meet, that's all.

Nothing exciting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

muuuuhhh

and here I was thinking.......

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

ah, the year of death

i believe people even had a countdown clock going while doherty was 27

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ever optimistic...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

I AM NOT THIN!!!

i'm the right weight for my height!

and probably because my internal workings are so damn good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Slim then. Not tubby.

Touchy.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

just messing cap'n!!
remember i usually have nothing all day until dinner...
thats probably half of it..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Oh that's bad for you,

If I were working with you I'd start making sandwiches for you every day. Used to do that with one of my old workmates who didn't eat anything that wasn't brown or yellow, tesco value and came from the freezer section.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

and i would object, telling you not to spend your money on me!!

but thank you anyway!
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

so did he.

The good thing about me is I'll do as I bloody well please, and if you don't eat the sandwich I'll cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

bulimia?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

That is the correct number of cherry bakewells

Well done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

training for a crap load of jaffas...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Mwwwahahahaaaah! You'll never beat

JAFFBOT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Organic mature cheddar and romaine lettuce sandwich on tiger bread.

Now I'm having a cup of low calorie hot chocolate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

tiger bread is fantastic :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oh my God yes.

It's the sesame oil. Anything involving sesame is usually fantastic.

Like Sesame Snaps. *melts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

I agree with this

Ground sesame seeds in curries are braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I must try that.

I like getting a bag of mixed seeds, putting on a bit of sesame oil and soy sauce and then toasting in the oven for about 20 minutes (give them a good shake every 4 or five minutes).

Toasty, crispy, fucking lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

yes!

do this wish pumpkin seeds and enjoy, while smiling at your achievements.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

It's all good!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

Bread made from tigers is very good for you

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

lining my tummy with fur for winter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

jacket spud

with cheese and beans

simple yet classic

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

I agree with this

I am a firm believer in the simple yet classic lunch.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

sausage toasty

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

That's not Toasty . . .

That's Pot! C];0)
Braw! I want sossies!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Yay!

I assume you will be having some sort of sauce accompanimenenent with this.
At the risk of starting a tired old debate red or brown?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

take-away pizza

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

What is on the pizza?

Details man details!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

we got 3 large ones

- Diabolo (hot salami and chili)
- Bolognese
- Prosciutto (i.e. ham)

I ate from each

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

skinheads on a raft

aka beans on toast

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Well made pictorial evidence of such a wonderful lunch

is a joy.
You sir are the dog's rude bits.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

8 cups of tea

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Give that man a medal!

(and a catheter).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

just some toast really.

with horsemeat (wich is all of the delicious, no matter what the merkins tell you) cherry jam and hazelnut-chocolatespread.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Horse is very tasty.

Horse lasagne is possibly the best sort.

And I used to have a pet one. I am mean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

You are pregnant

AICMFP

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

ashally, i need to go to the shops.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

a cheese roll, coffee and 2 fags

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Oh I love you, you're boy-me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

yay

but you're still a bad capt. did you have a listen?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh fuck.

I got distracted again. Tell you what, I'll put it on tonight- Manwife's dad is coming round and he's a proper musician (playing a gig with the Animals in a few days)

EDIT- I've just written 'dbroon song' on my hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

erm

well it's about drugs and it gets slightly offensive at some points... i think i used the c word, and the last line is "I'd rather smoke crack out of Francis Rossi's skull while getting a blow-job from Rick Parfitt."

But if the manwife's dad can handle such stark imagery, then go for it.

Edit: haha, cheers. I'm just interested to here what you think as a musishikin yourself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

I'm sure he can, he's a good chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

Today really is "simple yet effective" lunch day

Well done.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

eyethangayew

and ello.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

Weetabix

I just got up :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yay for sleeping until lunchtime

then having breakfast and confusing your belly!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

I had a jacket tatty with cheese and ham

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

*applauds*

Braw!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

i had a cheesy beast

with mushrooms on.

it was ace.

(whatsinaname, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

And it sounds ace too \o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

A Sainsbury's lunch triple

3 sandwiches each more disgusting than the last.
Plus 1 british pint of semi-skilled milt.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Didn't you used to be bap-boy?

Or am i confusing you with someone else?
Is milt like milk? Do you drink it *adopts Tommy Cooper voice* just like that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

I had a bap period, yes

but I can't be so easily classified!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

That's a bad habit of mine

Sorry ;)
*Throws pigeon holes into the furnace*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

A cham and salad sammidge

followed by a chocolate mousse thing which comes in a pot made of chocolate so you can eat that too!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Top sammidge

but mousse in a chocolate pot?
Shirley that has to be one of the top inventions of the century!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

It comes from working in a posh hotel, don't you know

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)

A single Lindt milk chocolate ball

Devoured slowly over the course of an hour.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

You will need chips to round that off

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Perhaps I should melt the creamy centre and use it as a makeshift 'dipping yolk'?

By Satan's gumbo I think I'm onto something!

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)

I ate something yesterday...

I shall survive on Tea for several days on it's brownish goodness

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

No no no

You shall die if you don't eat soon!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

*dies*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Am I too late?

Im haveing a couple of Ham, Tomato and Mustard sangers on Brown. And a cup of tea....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

oooh

this takes me back
'noon all

edit: bacon and eggs and homemade beans and potato farls and redbush tea

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:15, archived)

cor

a cheese pizza baguette, 1 cookie and an apple juice for me

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

skips

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

The crisps or the refuse recepticle?

Either way, Awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)

Kitchen Bully

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meccadave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

hahahahahaha

this is lully :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

oh noes!

run and hide

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

that carrot will have to keep his eyes

peeled

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

where did I leave that spanging pan?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

That phrase makes my mum sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

Tell your mum I said Eyes Peeled

*stands back and admires vom' fountain*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

Oh I wouldn't

I get a slap for even mentioning it.

'Elbow grease' always made me feel a bit icky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

*is reminded of 2girls1cup*

*stops feeling hungry*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

DUDE I AM EATING MY SANDWICH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

Heinz sandwich spread and nutella?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

Oh you are such a shit.

But it's ok, because I have stopped eating.

I had to watch it again recently, after a mate said 'there is nothing worse on the internet than tubgirl'

(I made sure he was halfway through his little chocolate swiss roll at the time)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

it's all fake anyway

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

That's what I keep telling myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

*starts feeling hungry*

Mmm... bouncy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

Woo!

And well done for having a proper peeler, not one of them straight shitty things which I keep slicing myself with.

*hates shitty straight peelers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

Curiously

I have one of those peelers and I'm always slashing myself with it - never used to with the straight type.

Go figure...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

That's because you're evil.

BEGONE FOUL BEAST

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

a little strong...

just because you happen to be correct...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

*brandishes buddy christ*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

*blesses golf-clubs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

RUFUS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

dude!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

I feel the need to scream it whenever I see him on telly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

*smites with ice hockey sticks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

*protects self with Kevin Smith*

I wish I had a Kevin Smith.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

bah

foiled

*gets shredded by Alanis Morisette*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

*pokes nose* bwarp

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

but also: www.wheelybird.com/files/carrot.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

yay !

its all kicking off now

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

ATTACK OF THE KILLER IMPLEMENTS

have a woo for that

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

I like that

it has ambiguity.

Unlike most modern films.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

This is most woosome

I like it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

Shaved Vegetables!

FILTH!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

I likes

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

This would reduce even vegetarians to tears of woe

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Alcohol Advertisements

(Shadowlinx, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Oh that's fucking lovely.

I may have to print that out and put it on the fridge, if that's ok.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

*handseats*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

Senor!

How goes it?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

Yay

I'd be honoured!

(Shadowlinx, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

Awesome

*prints*
*covets*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

haha that's fab! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

magnificent.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

This looks eerily like a friend of mine...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

You are the Soup Dragon

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

It has been said...

And it is in fact, one of my logins on the work computer...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

*hacks*

*mayhem*

muahahah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

Oh noes!

The ringtones of the world have been released!

*hides*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)

diddle dee-dah, diddle dee-dah diddle dee dee daaaaaah

*smashes it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

aceness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

I loves

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

bonza!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

This is rather wonderful

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)

quick and crap.........

The central line drains hummus faster than all other forms of transport combined.

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

ohh!

political!
*gets soap box out*
*washes*
*puts soap box away*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

unfortunately true…

(perkusfux, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)

Fractional reserve banking

is all you need to know.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)

right

maybe they should have let the bank collapse, and had a nationwide panic rush on savings with even more banks falling in a spiral of misery. is that what you want?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)

yes

I live for spirals of misery

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

it's pyramids of nonchalance for me

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Isogons of Insouciance

ftw

(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

WELL, IS IT?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!?!?!

ANSWER ME!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

Yes

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

What's this?

Reasoned argument? This is no place for being reasonable young man, go to your room!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

yes

can't afford a house so could do with a nice recession.

Edit - heh! b3ta nihilists ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

oooh thats a good idea

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

it would certainly helps economies become more stable than they are now

and give everyone a little bite of the apple.
may also draw the mortgage lenders and main banks into line to clean up their act and take responsibility for their irresponsible lending.

/best thing that could happen for first time buyers/people without the means to get on the ladder is a 3 month national amnesty from first time buyers in pursuing a property.
The market would 'stall' due to the necessity of FTB as 'corner stones of continuation' of the market.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

Sounds like a plan.

Money has outlived its usefulness and it's time to abolish it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

it'd do fucking wonders for my credit card bill

that's for certain

oh well, I wouldn't be (merely) poor anymore :)

I'd be selling internal organs on ebay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

Quick, someone post a nonsensical picture

to counteract the sensible and reasoned comment, or we're all dooooooomed!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

poo bum wee

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

piss piss wee arse tit monkeys!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)

oooh, little bit o' polly sticks

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

I'm not happy about this.

If banks risk their money by giving bad credit due to excess greed, why should tax payers pay it back. It makes no sense. I'm all giddy and confused now. Quick! I need a shot of Winter Pimms & ginger ale!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hmmm

I think the most galling thing is that the idiots running the bank will still walk away with a few million in payoffs and the like....

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

no, the most galling thing is that the banks will still get off scot-free when the crash does happen - to whatever extent - because our tax-payers money will keep them afloat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

yes and this ^^^^^^^

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

The market is now downturning, the problem isn't with enough homes built, or being built, it's about the prices existing houses are fetching which are well out of reach of salaries.

the problem will only get worse, encouraging today's students to leave £15k-£20k in debt, most of them as graduates will only earn £20k-£25k starting salary anyway for the first few years, meaning they'll be saddled
with the debt into getting a mortgage which may well be 10 times the level of debt they are currrently in, meaning they'll need to be earning somewhere in the region of £45K-£50K before they can even start to think about applying for mortgages,

and with the best will in the world there aren't a whole lotta jobs for graduates which go up from £25k to £50k in a few years.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

True.......

Having graduated in 1998 I bought my first place in 2006....
Most first time buyers are now in their very late 20's / early 30's.

The other problem is not so much affordable homes, but finding something affordable that's not in a shit area.

Many FTBer's could afford a house but why should they get a good education, decent job only to have to buy a place in a shitty council estate..

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

government statistics place the average age of a first time buyer at 37 these days...

most first time buyers can't afford to buy a property, that's the rub of it. Which is why mortgage companies were freely lending money to people well beyond their means, with promises that it'll 'be alright', just to continue the markets, and to freely rake in the interest without check. That's how this sudden rise in the last decade or so happened, unchecked business practices.
It's lending out money which technically doesn't exist, as it can't be accounted for when doing checks back against salaries.
Mortgage companies lend 'false' money out, people are able to bump up prices of houses accordingly with increased offers to get a foothold on the ladder. Estate Agents now see this trend, capatilise on it by taking the higher prices as an average to an area (thus increasing their profits) and you now get to this situation,

unaffordable homes on the market, which are unaffordable due to the existance of 'false' money and finance.

Those that do get on the ladder at this time have mainly done so on false finance which they can't account for now, so in come the credit cards, the loans, the homeowner loans, the consolidation packages, etc etc...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

I got my house

aged 22. /glee

p.s. im only 25 now mind

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

the shits really going to hit the fan

when all the 2 & 5 yr fixed rate deals end...
all those people with crazy 4, 5 and 6 times multiples of borrowing will be well and truly stuffed....

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

I know of someone in London who was given 8 times their salary...

ludicrous :S

I think the shit is generally hitting the fan now at a low level, it's just going to be interesting to see how big the mess gets...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

the thing is

if people are/were sensible then it's less of an issue. I/we borrowed what we were comfortable with at the time, and payrises and job changes have simply helped the situation get better - so much so that we could now afford to upgrade should we wish too.

If you want to live right in a city centre flat or in a 4 bedroom mansion then be prepared to pay the full whack for it. there are still some realistically priced houses in okay areas (I live in Bristol which is quite an expensive location).

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

you are assuming that the 'masses' are sensible there

there are a few of us who try and do the 'right thing' - however, there are also those who see others get away with thigns and think 'if they can, so can we' and they do not think about consequences.
More poeple spend time choosing and buying a car then choosing and buying a house.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hmm

I'd have to say Bristol is dirt cheap... average house price is £221,159 where I live it's £425,662.

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

Who is your tax payer?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

labour heartland my ass

it's the old boys money club

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7803258#post7803298

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WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

it's amazing how easily you can get into deep shit

and I didn't spend it on toys

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

she already had the stripey tights

(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

*looks out for the Scunner Campbell*

/welcome aboard :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

haha supergran!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

Jings!

(Iris_Wildthyme is three sheets to the wind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

He invested his money wisely in a new business venture.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

haha

nicely.

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

haha

there was a brilliant fp back in 2004 which had tony hart slating a chewbacca entry to his gallery. i'll have to try and find it.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

hehe! yay!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

Tra la la....

(Cuedoss, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

banananananananananana spilt?

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Shite

Well spotted

(Cuedoss, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Sorted

A little fniger trouble

(Cuedoss, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

fniger? RACIST!!!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

Fracist?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

^this^

I am simply Foutraged!!!!!

(

Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

for sucks fake!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

hucking fell, something simply must be done.

we can't stand by and allow these fracists to take control of our once beautiful and multicultural fcountry.

(

Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

time for a good old fashoned fracist fburning.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

Time to start

Frock against Fracism.

(Cuedoss, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

haha that sounds like a wonderfully pretty anti race hate group.

Frocks!

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

It gets to them all in the end.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

hahahahahaha!!

*clicks*
absolutly fantastical!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

Aw. That made me feel slightly sad.

Woo though!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

^ I wish to be associated with the remarks of the above Mole

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

POPS!

*glee dances*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

You!

When's your mum turning up?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

*shrugs*

i dunno!
if she does, it'll be this afternoon...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

Trelly!

'lo you.

*hugs*

I'll try and talk to you for longer at the next bash =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

he won't!!!

the only reason he spoke to me was because i locked him in my house!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

*hugs*

You should :)

Although I don't know where everyone's got this impression I'm 'lovely' from....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

Well, it wasn't too brightly lit in there...

*runs*

;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

*chases*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

Oi oi son!

I would also like to be associated with the remarks of the lovely Mrs Trellis.

Where's your ma?

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7803238

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

superb.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Arf!

Probably my first crush was on Floella Benjamin when I was about 5.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Do a Google image search for "floella benjamin"

The first result is rather splendid.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

Cor!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

SSSSSSCCCCHHHHHHHHWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!1

cache.viewimages.com/xc/3069301.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=32F168F2F013CA9A13D847793575EFC4A55A1E4F32AD3138

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

Crikey, I never realised she was so lully!

Back then...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

She's currently appearing in 'The Sarah Jane Adventures'.

She's wearing better than Jane Asher, anyway.

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George Spiggott, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Not seen any of that.

But if I was Paul McCartney I'd have married Jane Asher instead:

a) She's a redhead.

b) Cakes are better than veggie burgers.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

10/10

Inspired!

(Cuedoss, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

so very very good

Poor Johnny, poor Brian.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

hahaaaa!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

Ouch, right in my childhood.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

best thing ever

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Brilliant stuff :)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

hahahaha

This is full of win!

*clicks like an old cnut*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

lol

genius as usual!

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!!

woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

hahaha, great :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

haha!

excellent

(

mutated monty, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

super.

i almost had a tear in my eye

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

Bloody brilliant

And by 'bloody' I mean 'brilliant'

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

love this!

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lemonhead, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

yet another classic!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

it seems genius...

but am i the first to RIS LIKE FUNK

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)

i too am RIS

(baz, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:43, archived)

RIS

Me too!!

(turkeywelder, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

Johnny Ball - did a maths show called Think of a Number and was on Play School

Zoe Ball - daughter of Johnny Ball
Floella Benjamin - was in Play School
Brian Cant - was in Play School
Square Window, Round Window and Arched Window - were a feature in Play School.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Ning, peeps.

'Nother Battle Bunny.

Been playing around with darker pencils instead of ink.
Not quite as crisp.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

My word!

The big guns are out!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!!

BBB's!
Big Beautiful Bunnies!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Oi!

BilboBarneyBobs would have you for slandering his name ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

erk!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

And yet still marvellous

Valkyrie bunny!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

That is uber woo as always JJ!

Woo!

I hope you are fully recovered from your illness?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Still a bit sore in the chest.

...partook in some brutal upchucking last Thursday night.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

rocking

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

i'm sure there's a whole fetish market decicated to overweight rabbit women.

still, it is woo!

ps: speaking of rabbits, how is that comic?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Part one is nearly done.

Hoping to get it finished in the next couple of days.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

Betty the Avenger

Liberating pies wherever pies are in danger*

*of not being eaten

(

Weetobix, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

She ate whoever ate all the pies.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

can you please draw a assassin stealthy type pic? :)

/addicted to assassins creed

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

I prefer to call it "Ass Creed".

A beautiful looking game completely and utterly ruined by piss-poor controls.
It's never been so much of an effort to get a player character to let go of a ledge before.
It's a crime that it was released.
Another few months of development and it would have been a classic.
I wish I'd bought it second hand.
Ubisoft don't deserve a penny for it.
*marches off to write on blog*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

hmmm the only problem I have was the camera

I know what you mean by the ledge thing, it should be a lot smoother...but it's really not that bad

hopefully there will be downloadable content to fix the bugs out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

If they demand £50 for it; it should be perfect.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

I got it for £39 squid

but yes you are right...the controls should have been worked on a lot more

it's still fab though :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

did anyone else notice the little icon thingy whilst its saving... is it just me or does it resemble goatse

(That Random Guy, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

Woo

Big is Bootifull!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

hahaha!!

i like his mates chuckle!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

^This

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Lovely stuff :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha

Nice one!
*click*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

"weed, this is the flobberschnizzle"

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

haha braw! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

BOOM! BIG DOG WOULD APPROVE OF THIS.

I do too.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

*flobberschinizzle's back*

Yay Mr Elephant!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Title makes it :)

*click*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Fantastic stuff!

In other news - you couldn't 'shop this better than life. Horse-free.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6180397.stm

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

No! I don't want to think my Christmas dinner was HAPPY!

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

welcome to the food chain

*consoles*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

I want my brussel sprouts screaming in terror as the bolt goes into the brain

adrenaline makes them tangy.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Nothing is too cruel to inflict on sprouts

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

It's OK, that was last year.

All those birds have been eaten long since.

This year they are all being kept nice and warm by incinerating them.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Oh, that's ok then

I like to think my turkey was miserable, and I'm actually helping it by eating it.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha

What a wonderful viewpoint.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

It helps with the guilt

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)

she looks like she belongs here:

www.b3ta.com/board/4057181

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

my stars

A bookmark for every occasion. Congrats.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

hehe ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

aww!

how happy and cute!

and then they chop their heads off and have their innards ripped out

:D

yum

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!!

next years goose; 'my scarf has dried blood on it'....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

haha

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Just Flange, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

Ace!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Tee hee!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

*shocked*

(clicks though)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

ha ha ha ha

i was thinking along these lines, but i was beaten to it, ace stuff

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

You may have to be of a certain age..

But the guy at the front has got one of those silly hats on rendering him unable to see

In my defense i've been bed ridden since Sunday

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

Left...

Left.. Left...
Forward.. Forward.. Forwrad
FORWARD!
For Fucks Sakes RUN FORWARD!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Used to love that show

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

spellcasting

C-U-N-T-Y-M-I-N-T-S!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Hahahaha

best of all the spells! :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

I wish they'd bring that show back but use Brian Blessed instead.

SPELLCASTING!!! D-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-V-E

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Yes OLD!

Woo!

Tregard = bearded cnut

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

[....a "totally brill" show...

is probably how I'd have said it back then ;?)
Although the producers/casting teams (see what I did there?) chose those children less likely to make it, thus increasing the feel of "epic-ness" of the program.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

i used to love that show

woo

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

I am old enough to remember Knightmare..

And sad enough to recognise a pic of World of Warcraft too !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:26, archived)

I done a draw.

It's an African pantscat hunting a Meersock. I drawed it up good for a friend's birthday.

Tell me I'm good or I'll eat your faces off.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

you don't want to eat my face,

it's all spotty and hideous...
nice drawage though!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Your face is spared. It would taste of horse loving and stray clicks.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

*nods*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm pizza

also, nicely executed illustration

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

i suppose the fact i've just eaten 6 cherry bakewells doesn't help....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Well I do keep telling you to

wash properly!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

you loser....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

;)

So worth it :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

*crawls back out from under desk*

i didn't belive it for a second...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Admit it or I shall post the evidence ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

*gasps*

you can't violate the sanctitiy of the gaz!!
where would that leave us?!

fine.
i beleived momentarilaliallailly

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

VICTORY IS MINE!

KISS MY RING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

you could get incapacity benefits

www.guardian.co.uk/money/2007/nov/19/workandcareers

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

hahaha!!

i can't come in today, i have a massive zit on my arse..
*claims*
wheeeee!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

"I can't come in today"

"because your a shite company and you suck"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

You're good

*saves face being eaten for another day*

Anything with pance gets my vote.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

'ning sweetie!

Any replies to your Jaffa Challenge yet?

I reckon I've got it sewn up . . .
*enigmatics*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

in your dreams!

that prize is as good as mine!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

*shish kebabs with own sword*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

i can now you've just put a massive hole in my stomach!!

*scoffs jaffas*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

'ning

A good few have signed up but still no pictures have been forthcoming.

I hope they realise that the closing date is Sunday!
Watch out for DTF today :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

COR!

Ace! I'm out for lunch with TLH so I dunno yet . . . I shall report back
at 2pm

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

run little meersock..run!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

BBQ or chilli sauce with my face?

No, tis lovely :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

pants cat has the pants of a cat

and the pants of a cat

er

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

It just writes itself doesn't it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

yes

clearly

I like the pic btw :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

Ignore what everyone else says.

I like it, anyway.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

SNARN!

Goody :D

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

Everyone knows you don't find Pantscats outside of Asia

you fool :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

You're thinking of the Bengali spotted pantscat.

This is the African plains pantscat.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

the Bengali has the brown streaks at the back

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

Not if you give it worming tablets

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

Around the base of its brown tail aren't they?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

It's the meersock that rocks my rockery.

Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

it's good

it's good in any number of ways

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

even umpteen ways?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

We seem to think the same way today

Others might say "bah mindpiss" but umpteen is clearly nothing like 455.

It contains more green bits.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

And as I understand it anything umpteen is shined clean by a little bloke with a tache.

He rides around in an old school aircraft for some reason but we still love him all the same.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

umpteen is officially 454

but 455 is also a number and therefore contained within my simple "any number" Venn diagram.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Is there anything that can't be proved via the gift of Venn diagrams?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

The existance of extra terrestrials?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

I guess there are some things that can't then.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

I have drawn a Venn diagram just now that proves

they do exist. But I have drawn it on my desk with a mixture of mucus and bile and can't show you.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Men in black will be there shortly to take your desk.

Will Smith will distract you by getting jiggy with it.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

wasn't it pachey that did one of those diagrams about us?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

was the the b3tans her and Wow would shag diagram?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Even 455?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

pants cat

pantscat pantscat pantscat

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

gilette pantscat!

at fucking MACH 3

because shaving your face with a cat in it's pants is like flying a 40 million jet fighter armed with fucking rockets, yeah!

now I got a smooth head!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

...

vonbpress.com/pantscat/

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

Quick, to the legal team!

Although I couldn't sue Eddie.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

That am most WOO!

i'm lovin' it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

yay

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

Triffic!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

Tis lovely and woo

but somehow fearsome

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

PANTSCAT!

WOO!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

No need to threaten,

that image is ace.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

hahahahaha :D

genius

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

hahahahahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

Great stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

looks happy enough in the job

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)

hahaha

very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

I approve of this and so would Chike.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Ahhhh Chike...

*Sighs*
*Goes and searches out ol' Chike Gags*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Chike endorses your search.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

*feels the warm Tingle-glow of being endorsed...

Hard...
In the face...*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

I heartily approve of this

(also, Chorlton and the wheelies had the best theme song ever, FACT)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

Tum te tum te tum . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

*pricks ears up and adopts hopeful expression*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

80scartoonscontent.co.uk/sounds/chorlton.mp3

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

That may come in handy

some Friday or other . . . C];0)
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Jump in we'll take you for a spin,
And show you round the Wheelie World!
Hop on it's fun to come along,
And take a look at Wheelie World!
You'll be surprised how good it feels,
To zoom around and you'll wheel so merrily
With me!
You don't need a ticket,
Cos we'll get you on for free.

And if you see the witch Fenella,
Don't be worried,
Cos there's no cause for alarm!
(ha! ha! ha! ha!)
Cos we've got Chorlton who's a dragon,
And he'll keep you free from harm!
(ho! ho! ho! ho!)
It's fun at anytime of year!
So put your wheels in second gear,
And then hold tight,
Alright!
We'll show you all the sights of Wheelie World!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

Hahahahaaaaa!

Ace! Thanks!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

I know the bloke who wrote that

Nice chap, used to write for Hale and Pace back when they weren't shit.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

really?....how cool :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

\o/

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Wow

now it comes together :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

Top stuff, as ever Arch!

as ever Arch! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

hahaha!

Chorlton rocks...

...back and forth

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You're on fucking fire with this compo!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

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