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I'm sorry.

(Maynard Human After All., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

is that your ip address?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

Nope.

(Maynard Human After All., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

what is yours?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

I'm not telling you!

You might do bad things...

(Maynard Human After All., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

I AM IN UR GOVERNMENTS

STEELIN UR CHILD BENEFIT DATAS

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)

haha

noeys!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)

127.0.0.1

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

I don't trust that.

It's dodgy looking.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

he's a right hacker that one with 127.0.0.1

you should report him

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

will do

*sticks hand up*

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

= localhost

usually

type it in your search bar

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at 127.0.0.1.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

ah, helps if you have a server running I suppose

It's effectively the IP address of the machine you are using, i.e. the home IP

It was fresh in my mind. I've been installing IIS on one of my machines and it wouldn't fucking configure correctly.
Turns out the OS was corrupt :(

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)

hahahaha

10.0.255.255

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

lols

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

ROFFLE CHOCOLATES

CHOCOBO CHOCOBO

BRONNILS PERNS STATION, TRAIN DEPARTY PARTY LAND PARTY PARTY

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

WE NEED A MECHANIC HERE!

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

You really are nuts, I love it.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

/something funny about loving nuts insinuating a homosexual manner

lol The Neville a king among insane monkies!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

BRIX BRIX BRIX!

Penbrokeshire KE!KE!KE!KE! ^__^

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

woah spooky...

i was in pembrokeshire today...
*runs*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)

who is citec then?

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chuff monkey I AM him, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

bloody liar, you're not sorry at all.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)

haha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)

haha

very good

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

pfft

reminds me of something I meant to do

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

Bye-bye bank balance..(Click for full size)

Edit: Hooray!

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

This is class.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

If this was a decent size it could have made it to the front page

It's so true it's funny

edit: You need to be able to see what it is at 280 pixels wide so a bit of shifting is needed. Pretend you were looking at Mininova on a mobile phone.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

^this

make a 280px wide version and link to the full size one.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

Something like this. You can use this if you like.

click for full

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)

Cheers

Thanks a lot! I've not posted on here in aaaages so I've forgotten the etiquette.

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

Damn... Spent to long on this resize effort!

Original image is hilarious though!

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SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

Oh....

Thanks though, I appreciate you helping :)

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

I'd be worried using a torrent site...

and searching using the word "child" =S

(jothemofo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Aaahahaha!!!

YES!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

aww my RIS crispes have gone all soggy

what you say?
sorry but am i missing the joke here? i don't get it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

here, love

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

ok...

i got that bit... missing cd
whats all that picture about then?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

they contain child benefit records

and bank details

and the government's fucked up and lost them

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

but it's perfectly safe

because they said so! and they'd never lie about something worth potentially billions in theft :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

until someone from a mysterious bank calls up someone on the disc

and asks for the account number.

you know at least one fool will do this.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

why have that kind of information on a cd? :-s

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

so that it can be lost

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

a hard drive would be more of a sensible idea.

or a memory stick.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

what happened to good ol writing things down eh?

stupid bloody techonoglogy!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

they tried that

but they lost their biros

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

lol

i use a burnt stick and reeds

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

but then they would steal the reeds.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

burn the witches!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

No-one said they were CDs

They just call them 'discs' I think. So they could be DVDs or harddrives. Either way, they were unencrypted, accessible to a 'junior official' (apparently, since it is a 'junior official' who is being blamed for having done this) and sent by unrecorded delivery. Password protected, so they say, but personally I'm assuming the password is 'Password'....

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha

top stuff, and so bloody true!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

^this^

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

Bonk

I have laughed my head off.*

*May not be true, but your post is still very funny

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

I looked.

I RISed.
I loaded bbc news.
I lol'd.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

explain please

or /link :)
thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

ok ignore that...

thank you headdoctor...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

you are welcome

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

"I loaded bbc news" wasn't enough info for you to figure out how to de-RIS? :D

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

i'm having a dull day *cries and hides under a blanket*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

awww

try think of ponies

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

why try to think...

WHEN YOU HAVE THIS!!!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)

dammit i clicked that even though it was purple

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

dats a pritiy song

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

this

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

You seriously

need to get that down to 280px wide.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)

woo!

280px wide!
FP worthy!
you practically have it in the bag!

MODS! GET THIS ON THE FP NOW

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

Hahaha

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

this mod says

the 280px rule means "make it readable at 280px" not just resize it - the fp images should be enjoyed without clicking. sorry!

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rob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

aww, poo.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

Does that...

look better? Haha sorry, this reeks of desperation!

(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)

How 'bout now, sir?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)

onion

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

haha

class

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)

the leechers and seeds sections

made me the lol.

this is good :)

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)

ace

super dooper ace!

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

Hahahaha!

Nice one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)

I love this,

most predictable front page ever and well deserved too.

Yay!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)

Nice one

I don't know why the fuck they were using bloody CD's, in this age of DVD, Blu-Ray, and super high-speed downloads.

(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Quality.

Have thyself a click. It's funny because it's civil liberties being pissed upon!

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Hahaha :D

* opens utorrent *

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Pfffft

Front page well deserved. I was thinking while watching the news earlier, how long will it be before this happens... frankly, it's what I'd do if I found the disks!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Superb!

*torrents Buba the Love Sponge*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

*giggle* and, conspiracy time!

I can't help thinking that if I wanted to really fuck the ID card plans over, I would make good and sure that the stupidest person working for HM govt. put some very sensitive data on some CDs and then got them lost. Cue outrage, resignations, pompous posturing and wemustmakesurethisNEVERHAPPENSAGAIN triteness...and also a really, REALLY good argument for not introducing ID cards, that everyone can grasp. I really hope that someone out there is clever enough to have planned this, because if it was just stupidity, well, that would be a bit depressing, wouldn't it?

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vladimir, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Woo!

I liked their early stuff but I haven't downloaded Child Benefit Data's latest double CD album yet..

(cheesy_peas, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

Zombieee teim!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

Zombie TOATS

CFB

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

ZOMBIE TOAST OH NO

he has D:-face too. Yay :D

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

I was invited to join the thread along with you

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

more nutella please.

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Nah, burned bits is good anyday

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

i demand nutella,

and i shall stand here until i get nutella or some kind of nutty substitute

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

*shits in your palms*

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

i saw that coming

ah well, nothing like a good ol' turd burger

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

toasted brian blessed

definately...

(Necromental is a voice., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

oh dear.

what will he do for knitting class tonight?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

Eaaaaat braaaiiiinnns?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

true

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Well, that's a bit careless of him

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

It was a tragic rowing accident :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Best zombie-related quote and D:-face combination ever.

SUDDENLY IT'S A RABBIT

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

GORY!!!!

Ace!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

YAY

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

suddenly MONKIES!

...from that song, suddendly i see
"they're climbing all over me" do do do etc
I think i ran over a dead rabbit on the way home, something went crunch under my wheels :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

THIS IS THAT VERY RABBIT.

Don't worry.
It doesn't hate you.

Actually, it does. It's going to eat your brains. Or carrots. Or carrot brains.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)

its so cute and digusting at the same time!

its very ace

(negatron, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:47, archived)

Nice to see him sporting a furtive t-shirt.

You can always spot a nightshift b3tan though.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

Hehe!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

he's well happy :D

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

Growl!

I'll stop now :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

he looks shifty ¬_¬

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)

You should make your own font with typography like that,

those are some well curvy letters you're drawing.

It kind of looks like it already is a font but since you're drawing the rest of the image in the same style I can see that it's not.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

You know... I just may look into that!

Cheers!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

There are quite a few apps that let you do it. Here's the first one I remember

lifehacker.com/software/diy/geek-to-live--make-your-own-font-206685.php

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

^ this ^ :D

/owns one :)

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Raudulfr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)

how do you pronouce your name?

cos i keep saying "tits r us" but i'm sure thats wrong...
quick to the winchester!
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Ttssattsr?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

hows ur broken bones?

i've decided my legs don't like the cold

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

It's an acronym, so you can't really 'pronounce' it.

/difficult

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

Tuh-tuh-suh sa-tuh-tuh surr

or just Tuhsatsur.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

ahh ok

tits r us it is - it just makes it easier for me to remember :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Deal!

You strike a hard bargain.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

SOLD!

wait... what did i just buy?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

An evening in the company of Psychedelic Warlord.

UNLUCKY. :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)

Ginger cunt

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)

Yay!

*steals his shoes and runs away*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)

the definition of 'acronym' requires that it be pronounceable

otherwise it's an initialism

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

I didn't know that..

(Obviously...). Pleez furgive meh!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

SEEM'S ARMLESS.

ARMLESS. ROFL.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

OUCH.

THE WORDS ARE HURTING ME!!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

Dickhead.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

Gay. lol.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

Your mum.

Oh.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)

OWN GOAL. PMSL.

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Malaka omdz, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)

I had to Google PMSL.

You sad bastard.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

Bronksville

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

As ever, this is fantabulous,

you workshy bar steward.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

for what was he knighted?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

Keeping back the flood of pastry?

Dyke-boy stylee.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

genius

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

Oh no!

Whatever will he do :O

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

YESYESYES!

:D:D:D:D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Nice to see you're still your usual self :)

I still have some of those great artbrush (or whatever it was called) painting things you did as wallpapers. The 'Doorway Opening on Oblivion' one was maybe my fave.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

As ever, it astounds me how you think up these things

*clicks*

(bobming, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

Sir Pastry should have paid more attention

and secured his hat with a strong securing device.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

Catgut and manfat?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

haha

OH NO

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

maybe

(katesbush, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

dae?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

meep?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

Oh no, don't use an Acme DVD

It'll burn your face off.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

Well,

I have seen the news and I get it...

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..wil, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)

I love how when it's not a compo post,

the uploader defaults to "this is a normal post"

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

and you know that it would be untrue

if i were to say to you that normal for b3ta is what most people would call normal.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

well yes,

normally I would.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

I'm curious what the 'God' box is for

in posts. Pardon my protrusion below btw.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

Inevitable really

It seems way too fast in firefox, or maybe he's excited. Anyway this is an old relic like I am now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

pffft

I used to love watching that. God help us if we'd had Firefox back then to speed everything up - us kids would've been even more fucked up

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

You know the best thing about The Doors?

Meg Ryan's muff!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

arf!

ha ha ha ha

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

haha. i remember this

have this in return

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

This I like.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Ace! Have this

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

pfft.

the combination looks somewhat like debbie harry, does it not?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

It's Diana Dors

there's a statue of her in Swindon

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)

ah, another famous swindonian

to add to messenger, lamarr & piper

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)

ris?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

do you mean

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

ps - Not The Cliff Richard Christmas Single (Eclectech, Doghorse and me) is now on YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz_rFV-Catc

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

cracking stuff, that man

as per usual

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

THAT IS EXCELLENT

I DID LAUGHS OUT LOUD IN THE LOUNGE

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

Top video!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

I am laughing too much

:) Ta.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

These are not the birds you're looking for

(Pelle ghola, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

Maybe not but I'm happier for seeing them.

*clicks*

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

goose arse?

(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

they're very similar ; )

lovely stuff!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

you are probably right

since i wasnt looking for any birds

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wjh31, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

GOO(T)SE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

speaking of which...

After watching dragons den and checking out the hungryhouse.co.uk, one of the products the dragons invested in, the logo reminds me of something....

(KFR42, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

Someone else mentioned this last night

I don't watch it though, I've never seen the need to watch a show of adverts.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

awesome :D

(

Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Blue dux

Red dux

Woo dux

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Absolutely love it

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

HONK!

nice.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

ARSE!

Hello bird.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

Oh, darling!

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timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

Oh dear.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)

Oh, Darling

You shouldn't have!

No... really... you shouldn't have.

and thusly a woo was pronounced upon your picture and the village celebrated.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

hahahahah! oh darling!!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

Yes, this too! ^^

"Send this to a friend via TNT"!

(

timhalbert club sandwiches, not seals, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7805056

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

1. This is very good

2. You fixed your spelling mistake.
3. Woo
4. Do you have a badge?

(Pachey, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)

Badge?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:50, archived)

BRING BACK PRESCOTT!!!

There, I've said what we're all thinking.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

hahaha! yes!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)

I did another one

A stray Trilbypup and a feral Bobblehat Pigeon sighted in London by Bill Oddie.

Earlier doodlings

The world needs clothing/animal hyrbids.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)

I love both of these drawings

Although, I DID think it said "I'll eat your faeces" in the previous post...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

Given half a chance I'd probably eat them too.*

_{* May contain traces of lies}

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

~~lies~~ nuts

 and possibly sweetcorn

=P

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

\o/

Previously

(

McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

Hahaha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)

Will you have my children?

Seriously, theyre fucking annoying.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

Sure

with chips, of course

(

McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)

You earn a whole click unit.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

This does win

It wins a lot of prizes and a *click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

Click for sure!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

Inspired!

also, silly!

*click*

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..wil, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

*glee*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)

It reminds me of Super Sheep in Worms

Traditional 2D Worms of course, none of that 3D nonsense.

(

Chisel, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)

New poster campaign

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)

Newt toasting is both cruel and unnecessary.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

You would say that.

You're a newt.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

I bought a small amphibian the other day

it's really small, infact, it's mynewt

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

You make me sick.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

try the veal! it feels just like the real thing!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

Wise words

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

urrrrgh my friend chris and i are trying to make maddie masks

anyone found a big image of her?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

yes

on the door of every fucking supermarket and newsagent in the area

still, worked as a campaign, eh :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)

yes but they get so arsey when you tie string to it and hide under a pile of leaves

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)

with teeth and needle marks as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)

DEEVEEDEE

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)

ja doovde

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

would that hold enough?

are blueray/hddvd widely used for that sorta thing yet?

(

wjh31, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

WITH BEEVEEBEES

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)

heebeegeebees

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

Amply.

Even with twenty-five million records, a CSV or some other simple structure file would only be a few hundred megs.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

its on a floppy

and they get those csi chappies to extract all the data for them.

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

I've only gawn an' nicked it, ain't I?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

having just checked the news

i can now proclaim my amusement at this.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

having read this article

i can now say the following:

FUCKWITS!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

Picture challenge - A Success Story =D

Brain found success in politics =)

(deviant fluffy bunnies has nothing funny to type here, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)

We're going to make sweet sweet brain love tonight

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)

*chortle*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

he looks a bit like Ian Hislop

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)

I never noticed that

You're so right =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)

or andy hamilton!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

that man is a genius!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

^this

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)

^also this^

he's very....brainy!?!?!LOLZORS!?!

..... /coat

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)

bloody trains are bloody late you bloody wait and bloody wait

bloody lost and bloody found stuck in bloody chickentown

GO PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!!!!!!

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)

Narf!

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)

I stumbled upon the bottom picture,

and came up with this groaner.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)

groan.

sausaged.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)

This gives me the fear.

*click*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)

HEHhehe, I used that 60's yankee

:D
b3ta.belm.co.uk/MrJimzBuysSomeShoes.jpg

also this is most amusing 888

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)

I think his name is

Don McNeil or some variation of the spelling.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)

Ere he is

www.earthstation1.com/DonMcNeillTV.jpg

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)

That's 'im, 'e is, inint?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)

Apparently so.

He hosted a long running 'Breakfast' show, apparently.

I feel enriched knowing that. Cool.

:D

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)

pfffft!

I like that

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)

Wurst time!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)

You are clearly a genius.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)

Jesus was a brat..wurst.

He was grilled for our sins.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)

THAT SURE IS SOME TASTY GOD-MEAT!

\Wondershozen

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)

This is a very special thing indeed

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)

to be frank, this is a tenuous link

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)

Haha, christ.

I too have a pre-arranged time period in which I like to drape raw meat products about my person.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)

I too have a pre-arranged time period in which I like to ~~drape~~ insert raw meat products ~~about~~ in my person.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

i made me skellington dance

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

yay!

shake those bones!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

MAKE HIM DO THE WIBBLY ARM THING!

BODY POPPING SKELETONS ARE ALL OF THE WIN =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)

alas

i fully intended to do the wibbly popping thing
but i acidentaly knocked the tripod, and now i cant be arsed

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)

but

he will be 76% more win with body poppage

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

Well, it's still feckin' woo =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)

Dance, Magic Dance!

Plus, Alan Moore on the simpsons!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)

heheh

bowie looks better ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)

Dem bones! ^-^ I likey!

NEWSFLASH: AMOEBABOY IN NON0CHEESE/TOATS-RELATED PIKCHEWER - WORLD IN SHOCK!!!

;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)

Does anyone else find this Boosh-esque?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)

now make it dance like MC Hammer

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)

top!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)

I cannot find my dancing skeleton,

so I give you Blossom dancing with Phil Collins' head.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)

he is

the anti-christ

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

A CDC factory

The raw magenta blocks are mined deep under the internets

(198k)
*edit* it's going a bit spazzy on the board

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)

that's really cool

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

Absolutely ace =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

hehehe :)

Imagine the sound it makes!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

Haha, that's bloody excellent

Deserves a click, methinks.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

Went to have dinner sorry.

That does look awesome. I saw them at Sonar and they were ace.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)

They're great live.

Also saw them at Reading Festival a few years back, but their timeslot clashed with Mr Scruff himself! It was a tough decision to make, but I opted for the jelly.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

ULTIMATE!

Edit: I'm sure if you made it 280 wide it'd have a strong chance at being FP'd.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

ah, finest magenta

that rare jewel of antiquity
once, empires were founded on its wealth

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

lovely!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)

woo yay!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

In the GC factory down the road

(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

haha!

(

Cae1, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)

Oh, alright then

*clicks furiously*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

But where do they source the

pubes?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

Smoooooth!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)

Ha!

I could have done a few fade frames to get rid of that
but I says fuck it

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)

that is fabtastic!

*click*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)

That is rather woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)

I laughed myself silly

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

Whoo!

Cheers!

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

That is the best thing I have seen all day

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)

Yippie!

Thanks

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)

*instant clickage*

WOO!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)

fuck yeah

*cleek*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

w/y/h

(

Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)

*i like this*

This is quite possibley the most accurate description of any process I have ever seen :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)

Life Without Scotland

Click for bigger (4KB)

Is this what you want people? Is it REALLY what you want?....

(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)

haha

best argument ever :D

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)

^this

that and no irn bru

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)

Or stoners.

That's sausages wrapped in doner kebab meat, dipped in batter and deep fried, not druggies. Rhymes with doner.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)

Bleedin' Egyptians!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)

Their bandages will go soggy!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

wouldn't we lose the diagonal ones too?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

those be Ireland's stripes

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

nooooo!

without scotland, who will deep-fry our curly wurlies?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

and cream eggs at easter

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

eeeeewwww

they're bad enough without the batter!
*makes sicky noise at the thought*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

yes, now fuck off and take yer scabby rag you call a flag with you!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

*burns hastily-built embassy*

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)

I pledge no allegiance to that scabby Union flag

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

Who said we would want you to?

Get back behind your wall you hairy-arsed heathen!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

you liked it so much you moved to Germany..so you can shut it :D

*moonies behind the wall *

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

The things one can see when one is standing outside of the scene...

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)

I asked someone this very question,

what would the union jack look like without scotland?

This is the answer.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)

happy b3taday!!

*sets off party popper*

(

Raudulfr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)

get rid of the diagonal bits

and then yes. Yes it is.

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)

What about the northern paddies?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

Diagonal

The diagonal bits are Ireland, old Ireland.

(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)

this^

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

from the days when the english used to own all of it...

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)

Yep

Good times eh?....

(Eo1spy is reversing the polarity on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

without them

it's an england flag

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Why havent we got a huge

Fuck Off Dragon in the middle? It's make us look so much fucking harder!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)

because dragons do not get on with st george

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

Get rid of the bloody red stripes in the middle then :)

DRAGONS!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)

fictional saints!

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)

Being quarter Scotch, I reckon they deserve complete independance if they want it.

Then again, I'm also quarter German, so that's probably just my intrinsic war guilt talking.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)

a quarter of you is made of scotch?

whisky, eggs or tape?
or.. corners

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)

hop

perhaps

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

You're a quarter whisky?

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)

he's had a quart of whisky

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Just playing with me tablet!

Trying not to 'lose my style'.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)

WOBBLES!

He am looking cheeky/ashamed/norty... he am pooped in yur shuz! :(

Top stuffs - you still got it! ^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)

He's lookin' sly, eh!

_{_{cheers btw!}}

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

Ewe am ORL of teh welcome!

This is why I love b3ta - random pikchewers of fluff looking NORTY! Hehe. ^-^

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)

All fluff is norty

It is just cutely norty.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

Shitting crikey!!

No hugs for him - looks like he'd have my arm off! :S

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)

Only because he's a cheeky little scamp

Fluffy things get away with it with a gentle slap on the wrists =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

Lovely :D

What a nice style you have. Reminds me a little of Shada's stuff.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)

Fuck! I thought I disguised it better than that.

RIP OFF ALRET!

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

If people didn't imitate what they admire in others, where would the human race be today?

Ed: Speaking of which, I just got an icon! Huzzah!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

WELCOME TO THE ICON CLUB, WALRUS.

THIS MONUMENTAL OCCASION REQUIRES CAPITAL LETTERS.

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)

THANK YOU SHADA.

I SHALL CHERISH MY TEACUP.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

i can't think of a better name than wobbles

for a cat

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

^all of this

I am going to go buy another kitty now, and name it Wobbles*

*unfortunately, I doubt this will happen, but it will soon. OH IT FUCKING WILL =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)

i thought of it!

when i move out im having two cats one called wobbles and one called hitler

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)

Genius

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)

im not sure whats better the fact this website exsists or the 1744 hitler lookalikes that exsist

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)

or that one of them was called swastika

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)

^this

is a delightful combination of names!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)

Evenin' sweetie!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)

evenin' to you, too!

things are running slow and shit on here for me tonight, i'm definitely in need of a new puter.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)

Format it?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)

i know how to

switch it on and type, beyond that, i'm in "here be dragons" territory :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)

I'm picturing him/her/it

with a party hat and a birthday cake. That's such a "it's my birthday grin".

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)

WOOO

Looks luffley =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

WOBBLES!

i love his cheeky grin, very well done!
**gives tuna and kit kat**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)

Tahr!

Take good care of him!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

i will!

i have made him a bed out of a blanket and old pringles tubes

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)

He enjoys bread

Make sure he has bread :D

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)

ahhh he is in luck i have just bought some bread!

**feeds bread**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)

ahahaha

fantastic

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Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)

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