no, no . . .
no . . .hover your pointer on the pic up there . . .
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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quick release though . . .
When flying through the air at you Yoda is evacuate your bowels will . . .
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51,
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Ha ha ha ha!
That's just wonderful! Nice to see you back as DTH as well. All that Chaka Khan business was weirding me out.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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Hahaha! Soz!
Someone suggested that I was Chaka Khan . . . I can't remember why now
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:52,
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Large bunnies in armour
I'm pretty sure you haven't done that before.
I'd remember...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39,
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I'd remember...
A little pixie like creature being smashed in the face by a mallet wielding giant.
Extra points for the textbook legs and arms sticking out from under the hammer.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40,
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Does this mean I can read all SA from fresh again?
*glees*
Hang on. What's SA?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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Hang on. What's SA?
I don't know. Where am I?
I'm supposed to be at work. What am I doing in some crazed infantile, frequently scatological digital art forum.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:42,
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I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
I'd forgotten how much I love you
*FOOMPH!*
A fence
Ok, I really don't know, but can it include a fence somewhere in it?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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Precisely.
Nothing quite matches the beautiful simplicity of a fence.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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i remember these guys :)
you still got the ones you did four years ago somewhere?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43,
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well there's the bubblegum one,
the left menu bar can't scroll down for me so i might be missing the rest of the animations as a result, ho hum.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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nice to see the old rings again!
anyway; i'd like to see a parrot. a nice one, with pretty colours.
or nurses.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43,
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or nurses.
SEXY NUNS
After seeing your Assassin's Creed cartoon yesterday, I saw this (slightly nsfw... if you work in a [sexy] nunnery) which I found amusing.
Yes... I bought it too :(
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44,
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Yes... I bought it too :(
She's the producer of the game
and Ubisoft generated a lot of hype on the back of the fact that she's (shock horror) a woman.
The game has turned out a bit bobbins.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54,
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The game has turned out a bit bobbins.
Bit of a daft thing to get in a twist over , really.
The team behind Skies of Arcadia was made up more or less entirely of women, and it was ACE.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:02,
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Yes,
but I think the internet geek community are up in arms because the very fact was rammed down their throats, so to speak. :P
Anyway, only 2 days till Mass Effect...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:05,
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Anyway, only 2 days till Mass Effect...
Mass Effect. Christmas Presents. Mass Effect. Christmas Presents. Mass Effect. Christmas Presents.
ARRRGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:42,
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A sinister man in a top hat and long thin moustache
riding atop a steam powered robot while laughing manically.
Maybe with a cumly young lady, fainting lots.
this is more than worth a click if you've a spare 7 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Img2z6dG-Sg
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:46,
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Maybe with a cumly young lady, fainting lots.
this is more than worth a click if you've a spare 7 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Img2z6dG-Sg
Indeed it does
are you on the steampunk forums btw?
www.brassgoggles.co.uk/bg-forum/
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54,
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www.brassgoggles.co.uk/bg-forum/
Pip discovering one of the caverns has been...
...coverted to a vast shrine to Kat.
(cake seems, sweet as it is, light)
But don't sweat it, I might render that. [/;-D
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:47,
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(cake seems, sweet as it is, light)
But don't sweat it, I might render that. [/;-D
'ning JJ! Are you well?
I'd like you to draw one of Dr When's millipedes, and Dr When, curled up on the sofa watching a TV program. Probably a wildlife documentary, millipedes love that sort of thing.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49,
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Smut...
Draw smut...lots of it! Or possible some examples of Leonard's porn collection!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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Ace,
also
Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31,
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Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would
haha cheers
and yes, I agree, although I don't think Boober would be a would for me...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33,
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Well he was obsessed with cleaning so if I'm gaying up a fraggle
I'd want it to be one who is likely to clean his anus sufficiently.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36,
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Red would get it
at least twice.
Arse, arse, gob, flange, gob, arse, flange, arse-gob-flange-gob-arse
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:35,
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Arse, arse, gob, flange, gob, arse, flange, arse-gob-flange-gob-arse
I'd never considered this
but they do look like they could accomodate some girth.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39,
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If swinging them by the cock is ok
I imagine chaingunning is acceptable.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:38,
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what am I?
Your fraggle-bodyguard?
Just follow the famous kid's song lyrics and you'll be able to deal with any fraggles that come your way.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36,
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Just follow the famous kid's song lyrics and you'll be able to deal with any fraggles that come your way.
Down at Fraggle Rock
Grab a Fraggle by the cock,
swing him round your head,
til the fucker's dead.
Grab another one,
stick your fingers up his bum
erm... can't remember the rest, but that should fend a few of them off.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:42,
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swing him round your head,
til the fucker's dead.
Grab another one,
stick your fingers up his bum
erm... can't remember the rest, but that should fend a few of them off.
aaww, poor fraggles
better than being turned into corn snacks though
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:37,
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Ha!
You can't buy wit like that!
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1905548281/b3ta-21
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:28,
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You can't buy wit like that!
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1905548281/b3ta-21
Having seen the entire internet twice I have no need of your mortal books.
I shall simply view the entire internet once more and win at joke knowing.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31,
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it's a nice book tho
it's yellow and concrete proof that B3ta exists
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43,
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I'd never thought of it that way.
You sir have talked me into doing an entire purchase in a real life shop.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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It's time again for the game of Hallucinogenic or Deadly!
And here's your host....... Dale Winton!
Ooooh hello chuck
and so on.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30,
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Ooooh hello chuck
and so on.
Naturally, If nature has shown me anything it's never eat the red berries.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33,
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arg
it's not even dinnertime yet
you'll make people hungry with this
unless they are vegetarian, then you'll just make people wave their fingers and go "aaaaaaaaaaa!! see!" as tho educating
*wants meat sandwich now*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30,
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you'll make people hungry with this
unless they are vegetarian, then you'll just make people wave their fingers and go "aaaaaaaaaaa!! see!" as tho educating
*wants meat sandwich now*
And a very close to the top of the morning, to you!
Edit: I'm struggling, but getting there.
/hangover blog
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18,
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/hangover blog
good one squire
and drinking on a school night means you are rock and/or roll! So have faith
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:23,
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You're very kind, but at the moment I feel more like the ageing
near-alcoholic wreck that I am.
Hmmm. Faith, sounds lovely, do you have her number?
*b'dum tschhh!*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:25,
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Hmmm. Faith, sounds lovely, do you have her number?
*b'dum tschhh!*
That was the alternate background for my London clothed animals
Eat a pearoast.
I'll stick to pantscat antics in future. I promise.
/edit: Clearly this isn't using that background anymore and is but an excuse to roast it up good. Pump up the bitter ladies and gentlemen.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:25,
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I'll stick to pantscat antics in future. I promise.
/edit: Clearly this isn't using that background anymore and is but an excuse to roast it up good. Pump up the bitter ladies and gentlemen.
Luckily I'm ready...
...for when the government drops its biometric database down the back of the sofa
A quick change and I'm away.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:02,
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A quick change and I'm away.
Isn't there some job
that wears away your fingerprints? It was something to do with pineapples, as I recall. That would bugger 'em right up.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:06,
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They'd probably
just execute you for not fitting their plan. But yes, I heard that about pineapples too. Sounds like one for Mythbusters!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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ow ow ow ow ow
Actually, wouldn't superglue have the same effect?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08,
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There was a crim mastermind type...
who spent several months dipping his fingertips in acid so he'd have no prints... After the bandages came off, he discovered that the skin had grown back with the same prints.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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This is true
I'm sure I heard that on QI.
Also, koalas are the only animals with fingerprints similar to humans
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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Also, koalas are the only animals with fingerprints similar to humans
Working in plastic injection moulding got rid of mine!
They're back now though. You still leave sweat and stuff behind though.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18,
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you're basically buggered now for a lot of crimes that require you to be around
have to make sure you don't drop any dna anywhere
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20,
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Any job
where you continually handle coarse surfaces erodes your fingerprints, such as builders and working as a potter and suchlike.
This is why the Government's biometrical ID scheme is doomed; it has some basic assumptions that just aren't valid, such as that everybody has (unique) fingerprints, and that nobody wears contact lenses.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20,
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This is why the Government's biometrical ID scheme is doomed; it has some basic assumptions that just aren't valid, such as that everybody has (unique) fingerprints, and that nobody wears contact lenses.
and they've got to decide
whether they like false positives or false negatives better. because there's going to be a lot of one or the other
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:24,
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Well,
on account of the terrrrrrr that's going about, we'll all be better off if it's false positives. The more innocent people in prison, the better. In fact, what better way to protect the population from terrrrrrr than putting all innocent people in prisons?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26,
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made me giggle, anyway.
Probably been done about a million times already, but this took me a while, so you'll have it and like it.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51,
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I would, except that
she isn't a 70s tv star - she was more 80s and 90s.
And I have to admit I've got a bit sniffy about all the Teletubbies and Tweenies etc. This compo has become a'just put children's tv characters in unusual poses' thing. I mean, fair enough if they're really funny, but it doesn't fit the brief.
/pedant blog
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:54,
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And I have to admit I've got a bit sniffy about all the Teletubbies and Tweenies etc. This compo has become a'just put children's tv characters in unusual poses' thing. I mean, fair enough if they're really funny, but it doesn't fit the brief.
/pedant blog
I know
what we need is 'that's a strange place to see a hippo' then there can be very little confusion as to what is required.
/has been suggesting 'that's a strange place to see a hippo' for about 4 years now and refuses to give up until it is a compo
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57,
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/has been suggesting 'that's a strange place to see a hippo' for about 4 years now and refuses to give up until it is a compo
I found one under my sofa the other day
I thought that was quite a strange place.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:05,
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eh?
It doesn't say 70's kids shows, it even mentions Superted and Bananaman in the description
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:58,
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this
the original suggestion had 70s / 80s in it, but I rewrote it for the actual challenge mindful that our members are all sorts of ages
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:02,
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well smack me with a kipper and call me Shirley
I'll go and compo it then.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:04,
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;)
isn't that what most compos turn out to be: just take whoever is mentioned in the challenge title and put them in unusual poses?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:10,
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michella scratchen hasn't aged at all
i be she has a picture of her withering self in her attic.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57,
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Yes. Yes you did.
We all decided to eat the sould of the young and live forever.
You missed out and will therefore age and die.
Sucker.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12,
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You missed out and will therefore age and die.
Sucker.
ha, well,
you'll all eventually have to endure the eternal torture of life without me then...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:14,
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Image challenge to be announced at 2pm - and there's prizes. BIG PRIZES
Here's the prizes in anagram form
1st: Clambake Poop
2nd: Hardly Pad Vend
3rd: Overdrafts Vends Firms
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42,
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1st: Clambake Poop
2nd: Hardly Pad Vend
3rd: Overdrafts Vends Firms
poop!
I've got an anagram for you rob:
Manure Lob
A Rub Lemon
and
Labour Men
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43,
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Manure Lob
A Rub Lemon
and
Labour Men
I think I've got it....
It's a Koala Pep Comb isn't it? I've always wanted one of them...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47,
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Ohh,
a black clambake poop or a white one? Does it come with Axles Droop 15.1.10?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:54,
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ning all :)
badges badges...we don't need no steenking badges :)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:45,
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badges badges...we don't need no steenking badges :)
b3ta is changing
we never got notification before that compos were about to begin.
I shall reserve my opinion on whether change is good, however, I get the feeling that this new organised b3ta can only mean that b3ta towers has somehow attained some level of organisation, perhaps new desk tidies or something.
On the other hand, it may just mean that avoiding the terrors of legal action has caused much deliberation over compos.
On the third hand, there may be no particular reason.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47,
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I shall reserve my opinion on whether change is good, however, I get the feeling that this new organised b3ta can only mean that b3ta towers has somehow attained some level of organisation, perhaps new desk tidies or something.
On the other hand, it may just mean that avoiding the terrors of legal action has caused much deliberation over compos.
On the third hand, there may be no particular reason.
the reason is
a chance to do a compo with nice prizes came up, and I'm quite excited to see how it turns out
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50,
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Will crudely drawn cartoon men pictures
have a chance of winning? Or would I have to revert to the more ancient art of digitally manipulating photographs?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52,
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it'll be a board vote
like all the image challenges
so crap might win if you get the humour right
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:59,
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so crap might win if you get the humour right
Yes,
but in the newsletter you tend to select the images you yourself like best from the most popular entries page.
What chance does that give me!?
*weeps*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12,
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What chance does that give me!?
*weeps*
Where the hell did you get the prizes from?
I refuse to believe some company gave you cool stuff for free
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53,
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so am I
I'm just yanking your plank and procrastinating. I'm excited too, if my abdominal bloodflow is anything to go by.
I recommend desktidies though, and manilla folders.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53,
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I recommend desktidies though, and manilla folders.
Oh dear.
I hope this isn't* going to turn into another Virgin fiasco.
*or is.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48,
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I hope this isn't* going to turn into another Virgin fiasco.
*or is.
I think they're trying to edge back into the "most controversial website" title
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51,
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Oooh g'ning y'all
This will rack my brains for ages, but it's weird.
None of those are anagrams of "bugger all" =]
Edit: FUCK ME. JUST WORKED ONE OUT (without cheating) AND YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48,
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None of those are anagrams of "bugger all" =]
Edit: FUCK ME. JUST WORKED ONE OUT (without cheating) AND YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!
I've unanagramed the first two
but not making any ground on third prize...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50,
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I can't get the second or third
I keep seeing "smirnoff" and "panda" and giggling..
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:13,
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I've got Smirnoff Verdravedss
for the third one...
I wonder what a Vedravedss is?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15,
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I wonder what a Vedravedss is?
I was really happy when I saw "lead panda"
But there would be 1 too many 'a's
I want a panda of some sort =[
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18,
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I want a panda of some sort =[
'shop one for the compo
win
see if they'll give you a panda instead...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20,
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see if they'll give you a panda instead...
Will that be
Smirnoff Red Arse? I'm sure it could catch on with a decent logo.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:03,
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weirdly
that just helped my tiny brain work that one out!
cheers
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:55,
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cheers
I do too
But hell, it's worth a few bob if you want to get rid of it =]
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:55,
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analgrams
I just found out that if you ask rob for a 'new computer' you'd probably have to ask for a 'Cunt Empower', a 'Cunt Pee Worm', 'Cunt Me Power' or even a 'Wee Prom Cunt'
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:00,
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The power of Cunt compels you!
The power of Cunt compels you!
The power of Cunt compels you!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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The power of Cunt compels you!
Always better
than having a worm in the pee coming out of your cunt
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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What do you expect
from a man who refers to the messageboard as the sad grease mob??
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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arf, exactly
I also heard him refer to the main board as 'No Barmaid'
the man's got issues
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:10,
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the man's got issues
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you clever old stick :)
Braw!
WOO YAY HOOPLA
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40,
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Braw!
WOO YAY HOOPLA
coaster-tastic
*Desk, can't be arsed to get up and make a coffee smirk*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43,
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The Flumps come back as zombies... honest
#
Tied in with this
www.b3ta.com/links/137210
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:38,
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Tied in with this
www.b3ta.com/links/137210
argh! fucking hell
i think i'm going to need a few more hammers
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27,
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this woman is a twunt of the highest order.
Go VEGAN!
DRINK RAT MILK!
So... rats aren't animals then?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40,
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DRINK RAT MILK!
So... rats aren't animals then?
Woah there
Rats are animals now? I'll have to stop planting them in my garden.
I followed the link in your sig - I found it intensely erotic. What's the music? It's exactly the kind of dreary wrist-slitting pap that I like.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42,
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I followed the link in your sig - I found it intensely erotic. What's the music? It's exactly the kind of dreary wrist-slitting pap that I like.
No no, carry on.
It means they won't be able to produce the milk that Mills so desperately needs to keep her alive....
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:46,
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Ah!
It's ace! You got a deal to get it released?
Any chance you could gaz me a link to an mp3?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:03,
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Any chance you could gaz me a link to an mp3?
When Skippy was asked to appear on "I'm a Celebrity"...this isn't what he had in mind..
"And for your Bush Tucker Trial, you have to eat Kangaroo Penis".
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36,
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"And for your Bush Tucker Trial, you have to eat Kangaroo Penis".
If that's what a kangaroo cock looks like,
then I for one am never going to suck one off. :/
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:38,
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haha you're right.
Try googling for Kangaroo penis.. it ain't easy.
That mother of a witchety grub, looked vaguely like an animal penis, so it had to do.
And yes I know she was in it last year..
Some people are just so fastidious! lol
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:44,
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That mother of a witchety grub, looked vaguely like an animal penis, so it had to do.
And yes I know she was in it last year..
Some people are just so fastidious! lol
Ahh dis is vot ve do...
So you're round his house Christmas Day and someone asks if they can have a leg - barf!!!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:17,
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So you're round his house Christmas Day and someone asks if they can have a leg - barf!!!
ha ha ha - yay
I like that chap, he does cool things with dead bodies. YAY
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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watched it last night
he would be a cool fancy dress character
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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yes
it's been like that for MONTHS and no one has ever got it... :)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:26,
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well - that too
get over here and give me a hug you big silly face
edit - anyway hadaka no tsukiai is something I'm trying to promote within Brittish culture.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:30,
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edit - anyway hadaka no tsukiai is something I'm trying to promote within Brittish culture.
“Humanity’s greatest sin is non-communication, unwanted and unloved solitude, forgetting that we were created to find each other, to be each other’s mirrors”
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36,
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*glees again*
you called me a git and it hurt
I'm now going to visualise my distress in the form of pixels
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:37,
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you called me a git and it hurt
I'm now going to visualise my distress in the form of pixels
It's nothing to do with decency
it's to do with feeling like shite and being wrapped in a duvet at hom, while on B3ta.
I'm too cold to get nekkid right now...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39,
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I'm too cold to get nekkid right now...
alright then
... arg auto complete is trying to make me look like a cunt
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:41,
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's a bit fucking small...
hmm... it seems my ac is up to the same things... I just don't have the same selection at home...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:44,
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watched a bit last night
he was scooping congealed blood out of the chest cavity of a pickled dead woman
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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I like it when he put them in a box
fills it with foam and then slices them up on a ban saw.
That's how I want to go.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25,
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That's how I want to go.
I think I'd settle for being blasted into space...
To the sound of a 45 hour long requiem mass. NO-ONE is allowed to leave until it's finished.
It consists of one note.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:28,
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It consists of one note.
I've been trying to learn how to whistle the pink note
but it hasn't been successful yet.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:34,
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The last one (today) :)
*edit* shit. I'm actually really sorry for this one! *spangs self*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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*edit* shit. I'm actually really sorry for this one! *spangs self*
Erk!
i am impressed, confused and terrified in equal amounts! WOO
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09,
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I'd wager method B is used more often
Woo yay and, indeed, houpla!
;)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09,
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;)
would you be said design expert?
I know the feeling
(unfortunately, though, not the feeling of being a web design expert)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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(unfortunately, though, not the feeling of being a web design expert)
that's a rather moist feeling, so I'm told
so - you know - perhaps you're better off teh way you are.
edit - also - ning, I'll have the venison, rare, and the lady will have porridge. Be a good chap and bring out some toast will you please. That will be all.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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edit - also - ning, I'll have the venison, rare, and the lady will have porridge. Be a good chap and bring out some toast will you please. That will be all.
is this a joke about voting and user generated content?
posted on a website run using voting on user generated content?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:16,
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heh
I like the circular, slightly paranoid thinking here, but no. It's just a little glimpse of what it's like to be a web developer in a large university.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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just been reading this
hence criticism of the way things are done these days are on my mind
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/20/adam_curtis_interview/
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/20/adam_curtis_interview/
Votes?
There's a voting feature? Why aren't I told these things?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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Another example of interweb democracy
being in the right again.
Hurrah for electronical ballots!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23,
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Hurrah for electronical ballots!
Though it's a rare occurrence
to find a web design team that really are experts at web design, rather than a bunch of people who know how to 'mock up' a picture of a website in Photoshop on their Apple Macs or whatever the hell they use, and then pass it on the the web developers who go "Yes, but that's just a picture. You won't ever be able to get it to look like that with HTML, and besides, it's a godawful interface that breaks accessibility rules left right and centre." To which they reply "No, it must look exactly like that because the MD of the company says so, and we want jam to spurt from the CDROM tray whenever people access the site."
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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Thats pretty much the idea
But force them to make it using flash so it can fade and reflect, so its all shiney like its fallen out of a womens vagina :)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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Either flash,
or make all the text content images of text so you can't resize it or read it, and web robots can't index it, and it uses up all your broadband and makes your tea go cold and overly milky.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:26,
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I appear to have jam on my ankles
damn you jam.bbc.co.uk/raspberry
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21,
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This!
Oh God, so much THIS!
*quivers with barely suppressed rage*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23,
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*quivers with barely suppressed rage*
Now THIS is getting a click.
fucking stuffed crust cheesey extra stuffed cheese crust cheese cheesy crust pizza...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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*is tipped over the edge*
*goes on pizza-based rampage across London*
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25,
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IT CANNOT BE DONE!!
'ning pachers!!
did you see my 20000?
there's a link in my profile...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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did you see my 20000?
there's a link in my profile...
What?
I can'r read that.
Or corect my spellings because i can'#t see
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22,
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Or corect my spellings because i can'#t see
Hello
I have now.
What's all this friends gubbins? Why haven't I got any friends?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09,
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What's all this friends gubbins? Why haven't I got any friends?
that red friends activity thing pisses me off though
it's too red
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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i'd have to click it?
like i care what anyone's done, i don't even keep in touch with my real life friends.
may not have any friends in real life
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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may not have any friends in real life
I had to hang mine on a washing line and beat it with a stick and then spray it with the hose
.... sorry - auto complete beat me to it
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11,
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It seems that you choose who your friends are...
and people who have chosen you are fans...
is this right?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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is this right?
HA HA HA HA HA
I'll have a large WOO with a side of YAY with that.
Thanks
:)
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06,
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Thanks
:)
Wow! they've changed the shape of the dough! quick run to Pizza Hut!
Pizza marketing annoys me too
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07,
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Pizza marketing annoys me too
I went to piza hut for the first time on saturday
Had 3 pizzas, very pricey, I only had 2 slices.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11,
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WooYay !
that's more like it !
'ning Pachey, have this Pachey-inspired sign...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12,
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'ning Pachey, have this Pachey-inspired sign...
Ha ha ha
Super.
I made mint choc chip ice cream the other day, it was lush.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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I made mint choc chip ice cream the other day, it was lush.
Oooh that sounds lully !
mr rabbitz can't do choc and mint together so whenever we have any in the house, I have to eat it alllll to myself. Shame. ;)
Also...
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19,
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Also...
Have a click for that
and a boot up the bum for Brian 'an voice over for a tenner' Cox
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14,
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hahaha YES!
A hot slice of cheese, with extra cheese and big fook off football shaped meatballs covered in shitty plastic cheese??
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