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# ?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# it's a bomb!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# is it a design for keeping government files safe?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Aren't you a little short to be a dancing queen?



(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yaaay
that's wonderful.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Thankies, Sah!
Sah!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha you loon!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Wooyay ! Fantastic stuff !
*clicks and hugs like a good'un*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Aitch! Arr! Aitch!
'ning!

*squeezles*


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# *pops*
Haha ! guess what ?

No, hang on I'll Gaz ya ! ;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# OOOH!
*excites*


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ......it's not that exciting...
:(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It SO was!
*gleeeees*


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# this is ACE!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Our women cannot withstand Disco Dancing of this magnitude.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *makes disco mix of emperor march*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Doo-doo-doo-doo-d-doo-dooooo!

/Cantina band


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# That's no disco ball!


EDIT - just noticed that has the privilege of being the 200th thing that I've liked. Worthy in the extreme.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brian Text!

C];0D


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Roger WordArt actually
but close :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# no, no . . .
no . . .hover your pointer on the pic up there . . .


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Aha!
*gets it*
thought it was a Dave-esque pun over John Woo
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I fell in love with a starship troooper!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# They're rubbish in bed
they keep missing
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I can confirm this
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^ the daft twat...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# That's marvellous
Woo Yay Houpla
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# woot!
ace
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha
that's ace
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This wins the internets
woo!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaand *click*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# WOO!
splendid bum armor.

:D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# quick release though . . .
When flying through the air at you Yoda is evacuate your bowels will . . .


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# kewell!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# This wins at everything.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# This makes me smile
And say 'yay'. Bananas.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That's just wonderful! Nice to see you back as DTH as well. All that Chaka Khan business was weirding me out.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha! Soz!
Someone suggested that I was Chaka Khan . . . I can't remember why now


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Cor, that's all of teh ace!
Definitely worth #647 I reckon...

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Cheers bud!
Soz about the 30th! What happened?


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hurrah!
They sure have some stamina
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# HeHe!
Splendid!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# haha look at those pixelated bums
excrement!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# sweeeeeeeeeet
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Hello Twiggles!
Thankyou all for your lully comments


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hello Dave
bugger I've got egg on my keyboard
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# acers!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# superb
nuff said
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Death Star glitter ball - genius!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Aww
Get on down! *clicks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Heh, aces!
I like this a lot :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# you love me
I love you . . .

we both love pixels . . . C]:0D


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Yay Front Paged!
\\o/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Yippee!
Thanks!


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# haha
I love his botty.


Whenever he lets me.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Woo!
Like it :)

/Isn't that a Gex quote ... ?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ho yus!
I love the foot slapping. A bit Austrian.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# What a top thing to see after a long lunch
Woo Mr Hat :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Top of the Braw!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hiccups
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Large bunnies in armour
I'm pretty sure you haven't done that before.

I'd remember...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
where am i?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# france
you are in france

you should be on strike
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# * rubs ivesd
ning Ivesb - ning jolly jack
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I think I like this
But I can't remember
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# A little pixie like creature being smashed in the face by a mallet wielding giant.
Extra points for the textbook legs and arms sticking out from under the hammer.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Does this mean I can read all SA from fresh again?
*glees*

Hang on. What's SA?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I don't know, who are you?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I don't know. Where am I?
I'm supposed to be at work. What am I doing in some crazed infantile, frequently scatological digital art forum.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I'd forgotten how much I love you

*FOOMPH!*

I'd forgotten how much I love you

*FOOMPH!*

I'd forgotten how much I love you

*FOOMPH!*

I'd forgotten how much I love you

*FOOMPH!*


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# A fence
Ok, I really don't know, but can it include a fence somewhere in it?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# fences are indeed underappreciated structures
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Precisely.
Nothing quite matches the beautiful simplicity of a fence.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# unstoppable war horse
with tits

vs the bunnies

:D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# i remember these guys :)
you still got the ones you did four years ago somewhere?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# well there's the bubblegum one,
the left menu bar can't scroll down for me so i might be missing the rest of the animations as a result, ho hum.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# you rememb . . .

*FOOMPH!*

How about now?


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# who's the president?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# err . . .
*takes off sunnies*

*FOOMPH!*


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# nice to see the old rings again!
anyway; i'd like to see a parrot. a nice one, with pretty colours.

or nurses.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# SEXY NUNS
After seeing your Assassin's Creed cartoon yesterday, I saw this (slightly nsfw... if you work in a [sexy] nunnery) which I found amusing.
Yes... I bought it too :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hehe, seems to some it up!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# eh?
I can't quite see what the joke is in that.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# She's the producer of the game
and Ubisoft generated a lot of hype on the back of the fact that she's (shock horror) a woman.
The game has turned out a bit bobbins.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Bit of a daft thing to get in a twist over , really.
The team behind Skies of Arcadia was made up more or less entirely of women, and it was ACE.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Yes,
but I think the internet geek community are up in arms because the very fact was rammed down their throats, so to speak. :P

Anyway, only 2 days till Mass Effect...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *may have acquired a copy of Mass Effect early*
:D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Ooooh you lucky bugger
:P
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Mass Effect. Christmas Presents. Mass Effect. Christmas Presents. Mass Effect. Christmas Presents.
ARRRGH! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# How Jack cracked his head
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Evil Cake
pure evil.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# A sinister man in a top hat and long thin moustache
riding atop a steam powered robot while laughing manically.
Maybe with a cumly young lady, fainting lots.

this is more than worth a click if you've a spare 7 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Img2z6dG-Sg
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# steam powered robots ftw
:D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Ning Weeto...
* Love the hat!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 'ning wobbles!
cheers!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# this truly rocks
saw it a while ago
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Indeed it does
are you on the steampunk forums btw?
www.brassgoggles.co.uk/bg-forum/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I can smell the fear..in your pants :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# boobies.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# well I'm glad you liked it!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I'd seen it before.
Love it too bits. Ace character design :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Pip discovering one of the caverns has been...
...coverted to a vast shrine to Kat.
(cake seems, sweet as it is, light)
But don't sweat it, I might render that. [/;-D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# anything
I'll like it all
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 'ning JJ! Are you well?
I'd like you to draw one of Dr When's millipedes, and Dr When, curled up on the sofa watching a TV program. Probably a wildlife documentary, millipedes love that sort of thing.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Smut...
Draw smut...lots of it! Or possible some examples of Leonard's porn collection!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I've seen his porn
it's just ducks getting it on with otters
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Prince who...?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pit closures led to desperate times for the Fraggles
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Ace,
also

Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would, Wouldn't, Would
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha cheers
and yes, I agree, although I don't think Boober would be a would for me...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Well he was obsessed with cleaning so if I'm gaying up a fraggle
I'd want it to be one who is likely to clean his anus sufficiently.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# the hottest one!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha I love this
*clicks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Red would get it
at least twice.

Arse, arse, gob, flange, gob, arse, flange, arse-gob-flange-gob-arse
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# and if you've got a little bit left?
arse, gob or flange?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# EAR!
Woo piccy by the way :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I'd never considered this
but they do look like they could accomodate some girth.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Pfft...
^ this
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# doozers!! :D


love those wee chaps
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I love this too, db ! :D
Nice taggage!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# thankya sir
fuck me, it's cold in the D land at the mo
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# ARGH!!! FRAGGLES!!
don't let them get me DB!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I wonder if chaingunning fraggles is socially acceptable
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# If swinging them by the cock is ok
I imagine chaingunning is acceptable.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what am I?
Your fraggle-bodyguard?

Just follow the famous kid's song lyrics and you'll be able to deal with any fraggles that come your way.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# tell me the secret song!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Down at Fraggle Rock
Grab a Fraggle by the cock,
swing him round your head,
til the fucker's dead.
Grab another one,
stick your fingers up his bum
erm... can't remember the rest, but that should fend a few of them off.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# aaww, poor fraggles
better than being turned into corn snacks though

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Indeed they do!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tragic Roundabout
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *wants to graduate from bovine university*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# not giving you a BSC but BSE
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hehe
The question is - Would one want to?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i lost my book.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# just found it!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# VICTORY DANCE!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Having seen the entire internet twice I have no need of your mortal books.
I shall simply view the entire internet once more and win at joke knowing.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# it's a nice book tho
it's yellow and concrete proof that B3ta exists
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# I'd never thought of it that way.
You sir have talked me into doing an entire purchase in a real life shop.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# he he
*applies for jobs in book marketing*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# shameless repost
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hmm
*ponders manning roundabout*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Is this how BSE started?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# she was one mad cow
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# nice thinking,
i'd be very surprised if she was edible mind.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It's time again for the game of Hallucinogenic or Deadly!
And here's your host....... Dale Winton!



Ooooh hello chuck



and so on.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# i think zebedee would certainly be the most poisonous.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Naturally, If nature has shown me anything it's never eat the red berries.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Very good, sir!
:)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# arg
it's not even dinnertime yet
you'll make people hungry with this

unless they are vegetarian, then you'll just make people wave their fingers and go "aaaaaaaaaaa!! see!" as tho educating

*wants meat sandwich now*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Seemed More Appropriate than Downing Street...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!!
'ning jpg!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Monsieur Ives!
Good 'ning, Sir.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# very nice
ningles peggy... how be thee?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# And a very close to the top of the morning, to you!
Edit: I'm struggling, but getting there.

/hangover blog
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# good one squire
and drinking on a school night means you are rock and/or roll! So have faith
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# You're very kind, but at the moment I feel more like the ageing
near-alcoholic wreck that I am.

Hmmm. Faith, sounds lovely, do you have her number?

*b'dum tschhh!*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hooray
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# That was the alternate background for my London clothed animals
Eat a pearoast.

I'll stick to pantscat antics in future. I promise.

/edit: Clearly this isn't using that background anymore and is but an excuse to roast it up good. Pump up the bitter ladies and gentlemen.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# i really don't know why...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# how very hatstand

er... lampstand...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# makes perfect sense to me
but I don't know why
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# haha!
doesn't need a reason!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# word up my brother!
you ok?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# floor-standing lamps
best of all the hominids
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# yay
have a shonky, old, but slightly related anim
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Luckily I'm ready...
...for when the government drops its biometric database down the back of the sofa

A quick change and I'm away.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Isn't there some job
that wears away your fingerprints? It was something to do with pineapples, as I recall. That would bugger 'em right up.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# They'd probably
just execute you for not fitting their plan. But yes, I heard that about pineapples too. Sounds like one for Mythbusters!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Cheese grater.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow
Actually, wouldn't superglue have the same effect?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# There was a crim mastermind type...
who spent several months dipping his fingertips in acid so he'd have no prints... After the bandages came off, he discovered that the skin had grown back with the same prints.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# This is true
I'm sure I heard that on QI.

Also, koalas are the only animals with fingerprints similar to humans
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# and chimps
I believe
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# and stephen fry
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# pineapples was mentioned on QI
so it's probably true
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *gets job as a pineapple*
*raids bank*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I'VE BEEN FRAMED, I TELL YOU
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *falls over*
profit!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Working in plastic injection moulding got rid of mine!
They're back now though. You still leave sweat and stuff behind though.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# you're basically buggered now for a lot of crimes that require you to be around
have to make sure you don't drop any dna anywhere
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Any job
where you continually handle coarse surfaces erodes your fingerprints, such as builders and working as a potter and suchlike.
This is why the Government's biometrical ID scheme is doomed; it has some basic assumptions that just aren't valid, such as that everybody has (unique) fingerprints, and that nobody wears contact lenses.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# and they've got to decide
whether they like false positives or false negatives better. because there's going to be a lot of one or the other
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Well,
on account of the terrrrrrr that's going about, we'll all be better off if it's false positives. The more innocent people in prison, the better. In fact, what better way to protect the population from terrrrrrr than putting all innocent people in prisons?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] made me giggle, anyway.
Probably been done about a million times already, but this took me a while, so you'll have it and like it.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Is that not you?!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# That gave me a chuckle!
Woo.

compo it?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I would, except that
she isn't a 70s tv star - she was more 80s and 90s.

And I have to admit I've got a bit sniffy about all the Teletubbies and Tweenies etc. This compo has become a'just put children's tv characters in unusual poses' thing. I mean, fair enough if they're really funny, but it doesn't fit the brief.

/pedant blog
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Stringent standards.
Kudos
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I know
what we need is 'that's a strange place to see a hippo' then there can be very little confusion as to what is required.

/has been suggesting 'that's a strange place to see a hippo' for about 4 years now and refuses to give up until it is a compo
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# I found one under my sofa the other day
I thought that was quite a strange place.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# see - Hippos do the crasiest things
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# eh?
It doesn't say 70's kids shows, it even mentions Superted and Bananaman in the description
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# this
the original suggestion had 70s / 80s in it, but I rewrote it for the actual challenge mindful that our members are all sorts of ages
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# well smack me with a kipper and call me Shirley
I'll go and compo it then.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ;)
isn't that what most compos turn out to be: just take whoever is mentioned in the challenge title and put them in unusual poses?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# certainly was for Prince
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# michella scratchen hasn't aged at all
i be she has a picture of her withering self in her attic.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# either that or she consumes the souls of the young
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# we all do that
don't we?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I don't
... did I miss a meeting or something?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yes. Yes you did.
We all decided to eat the sould of the young and live forever.

You missed out and will therefore age and die.

Sucker.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# ha, well,
you'll all eventually have to endure the eternal torture of life without me then...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Would!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# You are an otter
AICMFP
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Image challenge to be announced at 2pm - and there's prizes. BIG PRIZES
Here's the prizes in anagram form

1st: Clambake Poop
2nd: Hardly Pad Vend
3rd: Overdrafts Vends Firms
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# poop!
I've got an anagram for you rob:

Manure Lob
A Rub Lemon

and

Labour Men
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# All I managed to make was ridden faggots
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I want a Hardly Pad Vend
here's my entry:


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Look at him! climbing onto Ben's Nevis
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Don't unanagram them
I want some Clambake Poop.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# that was the best one the anagram site spat out
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I was using that to try and decrypt!!
I got nuthin'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# well, brandnames aren't always in dictionaries
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# None of them look like being chocolate
:(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you can have
Peps Koala Comb
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 1st is a laptop I think
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# nope its
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# where'd you get yer 'T', eh?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# apple mac book?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# christ!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Shhh!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I'd really rather have clambake poop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# me too
notice 1337 found foir Clambake Poop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I think I've got it....
It's a Koala Pep Comb isn't it? I've always wanted one of them...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# wee's on your head
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *films*
*profits*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I really hope its a Cabal Poke Mop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Papal mob coke ftw!
...those Catholics...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Nah, you win Mo, a black pope
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Ohh,
a black clambake poop or a white one? Does it come with Axles Droop 15.1.10?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Sexual health problems come with version numbers these days?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Clambake poop here please
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ning all :)

badges badges...we don't need no steenking badges :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# LEET
wierdness
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# b3ta is changing
we never got notification before that compos were about to begin.

I shall reserve my opinion on whether change is good, however, I get the feeling that this new organised b3ta can only mean that b3ta towers has somehow attained some level of organisation, perhaps new desk tidies or something.

On the other hand, it may just mean that avoiding the terrors of legal action has caused much deliberation over compos.

On the third hand, there may be no particular reason.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# the reason is
a chance to do a compo with nice prizes came up, and I'm quite excited to see how it turns out
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Will crudely drawn cartoon men pictures
have a chance of winning? Or would I have to revert to the more ancient art of digitally manipulating photographs?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# ^this? :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# it'll be a board vote
like all the image challenges

so crap might win if you get the humour right
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yes,
but in the newsletter you tend to select the images you yourself like best from the most popular entries page.
What chance does that give me!?

*weeps*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *prepares image of rob weeing on prize givers*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yep
I imagine so - it's virtually a tradition
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# virgin?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# we've always suspected he is
but thats besides the point
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# then again
we've also suspected Sunshine Elephant would
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Where the hell did you get the prizes from?
I refuse to believe some company gave you cool stuff for free
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# so am I
I'm just yanking your plank and procrastinating. I'm excited too, if my abdominal bloodflow is anything to go by.

I recommend desktidies though, and manilla folders.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Oh dear.

I hope this isn't* going to turn into another Virgin fiasco.



*or is.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I think they're trying to edge back into the "most controversial website" title
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oooh g'ning y'all
This will rack my brains for ages, but it's weird.

None of those are anagrams of "bugger all" =]

Edit: FUCK ME. JUST WORKED ONE OUT (without cheating) AND YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I've unanagramed the first two
but not making any ground on third prize...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# I can't get the third one either
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I can't get the second or third
I keep seeing "smirnoff" and "panda" and giggling..
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I've got Smirnoff Verdravedss
for the third one...

I wonder what a Vedravedss is?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I was really happy when I saw "lead panda"
But there would be 1 too many 'a's

I want a panda of some sort =[
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 'shop one for the compo
win
see if they'll give you a panda instead...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Oh I hope so =]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# i see smirnoff
my interest is waning.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Will that be
Smirnoff Red Arse? I'm sure it could catch on with a decent logo.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# But I've already got
ample back poo
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# weirdly
that just helped my tiny brain work that one out!
cheers
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Holy crap
me toO!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# ME TOO!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I do too
But hell, it's worth a few bob if you want to get rid of it =]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Nyah Nyah
I've got an Ear Clamp Pop!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# analgrams
I just found out that if you ask rob for a 'new computer' you'd probably have to ask for a 'Cunt Empower', a 'Cunt Pee Worm', 'Cunt Me Power' or even a 'Wee Prom Cunt'
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Cunt, Power Me!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# The power of Cunt compels you!
The power of Cunt compels you!

The power of Cunt compels you!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!
*burns*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Always better
than having a worm in the pee coming out of your cunt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# What do you expect
from a man who refers to the messageboard as the sad grease mob??
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# arf, exactly
I also heard him refer to the main board as 'No Barmaid'

the man's got issues
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# how exciting!
oh Mr Robert you are a kindly ruler
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# sounds good.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# ooh, intriguing!
*postpones b3ta retirement*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# :(
what gives?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# w*rk, 'real life' stuff etc, nothing major.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# real life..
what is it?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# It was them all along!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# slight problem
was TNT
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# That's what they want you to think!
Those sneaky rockers.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Somewhere between London and Tyne & Wear...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
you clever old stick :)

Braw!

WOO YAY HOOPLA
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *living room lol*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# coaster-tastic
*Desk, can't be arsed to get up and make a coffee smirk*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The Flumps come back as zombies... honest
#

Tied in with this
www.b3ta.com/links/137210
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# argh! fucking hell
i think i'm going to need a few more hammers
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Got Milk?


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I see
Fat Tony is her new PR person then
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# this woman is a twunt of the highest order.
Go VEGAN!

DRINK RAT MILK!

So... rats aren't animals then?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Woah there
Rats are animals now? I'll have to stop planting them in my garden.

I followed the link in your sig - I found it intensely erotic. What's the music? It's exactly the kind of dreary wrist-slitting pap that I like.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# No no, carry on.
It means they won't be able to produce the milk that Mills so desperately needs to keep her alive....
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Pfft!
What is the music? I loikes it. ANSWER ME! :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# What, the linky thing?
Tis I...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Ah!
It's ace! You got a deal to get it released?

Any chance you could gaz me a link to an mp3?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] When Skippy was asked to appear on "I'm a Celebrity"...this isn't what he had in mind..

"And for your Bush Tucker Trial, you have to eat Kangaroo Penis".
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# If that's what a kangaroo cock looks like,
then I for one am never going to suck one off. :/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# it isn't
so you're all right
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Phew!


*books ticket to Australia*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# that's a witchetty grub
and she was in it last year
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# oooh - get the I'm a celebrity expert!
:)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I knows me bushtucker :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha you're right.
Try googling for Kangaroo penis.. it ain't easy.

That mother of a witchety grub, looked vaguely like an animal penis, so it had to do.

And yes I know she was in it last year..

Some people are just so fastidious! lol
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Ahh dis is vot ve do...

So you're round his house Christmas Day and someone asks if they can have a leg - barf!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# needs more pimp hat.
lulz:D
(no, i have no idea why..)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Lulz?
*scans for irony*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I don't know.
Keyskills is finished.
TATA.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *continues to scan*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha ha - yay
I like that chap, he does cool things with dead bodies. YAY
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# watched it last night
he would be a cool fancy dress character
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# oooh - pass the mop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# sex is not cool..
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# it is when I do it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# lolz@hadaka no tsukiai
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# yes
it's been like that for MONTHS and no one has ever got it... :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I just thought you were spouting gibberish



as usual ;) ™
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# well - that too
get over here and give me a hug you big silly face

edit - anyway hadaka no tsukiai is something I'm trying to promote within Brittish culture.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# !



*sads*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# why so glum chum?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *does silly dance*
wassup?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
#
“Humanity’s greatest sin is non-communication, unwanted and unloved solitude, forgetting that we were created to find each other, to be each other’s mirrors”
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *glees again*




you called me a git and it hurt

I'm now going to visualise my distress in the form of pixels
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# too late
I've changed it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *manhuggles*
(not nekkid)

that better?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# much yes
especially the bit about you not being naked
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# damn these preconceived ideas
on public decency!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# It's nothing to do with decency
it's to do with feeling like shite and being wrapped in a duvet at hom, while on B3ta.

I'm too cold to get nekkid right now...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# alright then
... arg auto complete is trying to make me look like a cunt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# 's a bit fucking small...
hmm... it seems my ac is up to the same things... I just don't have the same selection at home...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# how long's she been dead now?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# watched a bit last night
he was scooping congealed blood out of the chest cavity of a pickled dead woman
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Awesome...
I'm sorry I missed it now...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'm feeling slightly sick thinking about it now
...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I like it when he put them in a box
fills it with foam and then slices them up on a ban saw.

That's how I want to go.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I think I'd settle for being blasted into space...
To the sound of a 45 hour long requiem mass. NO-ONE is allowed to leave until it's finished.

It consists of one note.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# the brown note?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# or the pink one?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# A Blue note
to eke out that extra bit of mourning.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I've been trying to learn how to whistle the pink note
but it hasn't been successful yet.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# The last one (today) :)

*edit* shit. I'm actually really sorry for this one! *spangs self*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *running spang*
pfft
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *shakes head*
=D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# is that
ally McHoist?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Super Aaaaally Super Aaaaally, olé olé olé
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
excellent!
*clicks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# pfft!
i love that song! *hides*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# it's been a difficult week...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Erk!
i am impressed, confused and terrified in equal amounts! WOO
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Option B please
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I'd wager method B is used more often
Woo yay and, indeed, houpla!

;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I'M SHOUTING LOUDLY
woo yay
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# the board is very bitter this morning
i like it.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# pathetic fallacy
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# my fallace is far from pathetic
look.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *is impressed*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *peers*



still looking..


argh!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# would you be said design expert?
I know the feeling


(unfortunately, though, not the feeling of being a web design expert)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# that's a rather moist feeling, so I'm told
so - you know - perhaps you're better off teh way you are.

edit - also - ning, I'll have the venison, rare, and the lady will have porridge. Be a good chap and bring out some toast will you please. That will be all.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# expert?
who me? - where did you get that idea!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Inky rats!
Yay!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# is this a joke about voting and user generated content?
posted on a website run using voting on user generated content?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# heh
I like the circular, slightly paranoid thinking here, but no. It's just a little glimpse of what it's like to be a web developer in a large university.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# which one?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# unimelb
dot edu dot au
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# melbourn is a very good university
I approve.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# just been reading this
hence criticism of the way things are done these days are on my mind
www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/20/adam_curtis_interview/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Votes?
There's a voting feature? Why aren't I told these things?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *votes for Wheelybird*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# we voted not to tell you
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Another example of interweb democracy
being in the right again.

Hurrah for electronical ballots!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Though it's a rare occurrence
to find a web design team that really are experts at web design, rather than a bunch of people who know how to 'mock up' a picture of a website in Photoshop on their Apple Macs or whatever the hell they use, and then pass it on the the web developers who go "Yes, but that's just a picture. You won't ever be able to get it to look like that with HTML, and besides, it's a godawful interface that breaks accessibility rules left right and centre." To which they reply "No, it must look exactly like that because the MD of the company says so, and we want jam to spurt from the CDROM tray whenever people access the site."
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Jam!
I like that!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Thats pretty much the idea
But force them to make it using flash so it can fade and reflect, so its all shiney like its fallen out of a womens vagina :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Either flash,
or make all the text content images of text so you can't resize it or read it, and web robots can't index it, and it uses up all your broadband and makes your tea go cold and overly milky.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I appear to have jam on my ankles
damn you jam.bbc.co.uk/raspberry
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# This!
Oh God, so much THIS!

*quivers with barely suppressed rage*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# that's great.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# There is a lack of oreo.
& WOOO!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Now THIS is getting a click.
fucking stuffed crust cheesey extra stuffed cheese crust cheese cheesy crust pizza...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# ......pie
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *is tipped over the edge*
*goes on pizza-based rampage across London*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Haha !
pizza-rage !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# IT CANNOT BE DONE!!
'ning pachers!!
did you see my 20000?
there's a link in my profile...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# is it SFW?
I DONT WANT NEKKID COMING UP
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ummmm....
it does contain some nudity...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Oh.
I won't click atm then.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# and his very shiny weapon
must take hours of polishing.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# not as long as you might think actually....
=)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# it certaintly doesn't look it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# }:-(
git.


;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# OOoh.
I've seen it already then.
lulz.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ahh
that explains why you've gouged your eyes out then...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# What?
I can'r read that.
Or corect my spellings because i can'#t see
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# there is nekkid
but it would be hard to confuse it with pr0n
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# awwww....
it gave me the horn
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *gyrates*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Hello
I have now.

What's all this friends gubbins? Why haven't I got any friends?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# i'm a fan,
you could add me as a friend!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# that red friends activity thing pisses me off though
it's too red
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# mine goes grey after i've clicked on it once...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i'd have to click it?
like i care what anyone's done, i don't even keep in touch with my real life friends.


may not have any friends in real life
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ^this
needs more brown
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I had to hang mine on a washing line and beat it with a stick and then spray it with the hose
.... sorry - auto complete beat me to it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# It seems that you choose who your friends are...
and people who have chosen you are fans...

is this right?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
I'll have a large WOO with a side of YAY with that.

Thanks

:)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# hehe
if adverts were like that i wouldn't mind them so much!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# splendid
a promising career in marketing awaits you.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Wow! they've changed the shape of the dough! quick run to Pizza Hut!

Pizza marketing annoys me too
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
viva la revolution!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I went to piza hut for the first time on saturday
Had 3 pizzas, very pricey, I only had 2 slices.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# WooYay !
that's more like it !

'ning Pachey, have this Pachey-inspired sign...
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(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Super.

I made mint choc chip ice cream the other day, it was lush.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Oooh that sounds lully !
mr rabbitz can't do choc and mint together so whenever we have any in the house, I have to eat it alllll to myself. Shame. ;)

Also...
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(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Have a click for that
and a boot up the bum for Brian 'an voice over for a tenner' Cox
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha YES!
A hot slice of cheese, with extra cheese and big fook off football shaped meatballs covered in shitty plastic cheese??
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha so true :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

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