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*raises Spanging Shields*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)

hello to them too.

nice pun.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)

ta :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)

what a cruet pun!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)

sage words there

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:46, archived)

i herb that!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)

That is not worthy of a spang

because that is exactly what season's greetings are.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)

is your brain ok?

;)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)

I believe it is :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)

oof

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:44, archived)

aah :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)

I would spang you

But then I might get charged with a-Salt

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)

Amoebaboy has a fitting picture of that

and a good 'n too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:49, archived)

i'd spang you back anyway :p

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:55, archived)

Ha ha

Lovely

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:48, archived)

ankoo :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)

If the two ronnies were on b3ta

this would surely have been done by now.
Woo!

Click for last night's cardage.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:51, archived)

i'm not sure if that's a compliment or not :)

but thanks :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)

Haha

I like the Garth Marenghi one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:56, archived)

^this

just what were you on?

i need to get me some.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:04, archived)

I find I'm more productive and creative when I'm not on anything.

I use the drugs to surpress my creativeness.
When I'm smoking weed I generally invent things
that have already been made or think of things like
stitching bacon together to make meat gloves.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:17, archived)

urm.....

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)

moustache!

that's wonderfully wonderful.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:11, archived)

Ho-ho!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:51, archived)

is that 'ho ho' as in 'now i've got a machine gun, ho ho ho'? :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)

Heh.

Yes. Yes it is.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:58, archived)

yippy ki yay motherfucker :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)

That's a mighty mighty good man !

what a man . . . what a man . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:04, archived)

um, thanks :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)

arf!

I Endorse this heavily!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

I'MMMMM ENDOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSED!

thank you :)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

that's ace and should be a card available in the shops that people shop at

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:02, archived)

thank you

it'll certainly be sent out to people from this household...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:07, archived)

Erased!

(|, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)

Yay!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)

H.G.Wells presents...

"The Invisible Smug Bastard"

I agree with Monty - it needs the croissant

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custard, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)

Yeah

And the glass of wine

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:32, archived)

Oooh, wine, good idea

*gets some out of the office fridge*

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:38, archived)

very nice

were you tempted to leave a croissant floating in the air?

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mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:24, archived)

bang!

and the smugness is gone

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:24, archived)

Nicely done

woo

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)

top shop'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)

Gone !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:30, archived)

That's really well done

Do you do them for the Grauniad? I can never get them.

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:31, archived)

smashing effort that.

excellent work.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:33, archived)

Still looks a smug bastard.

Have a croissant.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:35, archived)

You wiped the smile off his face

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)

Hahaha

smugness: begone!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)

Oooh, very nicely done indeed

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)

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mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)

Oh no he's ruined the tree chocolates :(

woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:23, archived)

Yaaaay Cyriak.

DVD SOON YER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)

beg pardon?

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mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)

he wants to know

if a cyriak dvd will be available soon...

unless that's how he normally talks.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:36, archived)

Hahaha, I'm quite the wordsmith, eh!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:38, archived)

quite.

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:45, archived)

aha

yes one day in the future... when i get my arse in gear

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mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:48, archived)

Impalement well . . .

Well impaled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)

hehehe

ace shopping.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:33, archived)

Nicely

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Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:36, archived)

Nice!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:45, archived)

Woo!

(we were only talking about you earlier when someone posted your gif montage on /links)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:13, archived)

Ha ha! Ace!

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)

Recepton

*sigh* okay okay... i'll just stick to the cartoons in the future...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)

Hahaha

*is the pther person that remembers the game*

It must have been the first, and one of the few, games that had a level creation engine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:10, archived)

I was completely obsessed with it when I was a kid

particularly with the level creation thing... that was brilliant. although I always seemed to end up making impossible levels that ended in muchos death by rock crushing.

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:13, archived)

I heard that success didn't go well for him

His hotel chain was victim to a hostile take over from the Bernie Inn chain.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

This game seems familiar

but I'm not sure why.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

*buggers off and plays Frak*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

Frak... frak... yes, I seem to remember that name also.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)

I used to marvel at it's golden cassette cover.

www.bbcmicrogames.com/other.html

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)

Pah!

I JUST LOST THE GAME :(

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)

I don't get it but I like you so you may have 0.5 of a woo

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:14, archived)

is that

wc?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

thats 0.6 recurring of a woo

*ducks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

It doesn't divide exactly so I rounded it up

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:18, archived)

down

...shoulda gone to 0.7 if it was up.

*ducks again* :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:28, archived)

why thank you

for those not in the know:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repton_(computer_game)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)

That's no game!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)

dagnammit

you have to copy and paste the (computer game) bit on the end... stupid linky things...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repton_(computer_game)">Repton</a>

Repton

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:28, archived)

Yes

TJ:

There is an actual Genuine paedo that has been in our local paper for the last two weeks for various noncing crimes. He has exactly the same fucking name as me.

I am now hiding from lynch mobs.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)

Ouch.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:18, archived)

What a 'coincidence'

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)

ha ha ha

indeed! True story though, I'm fucking mortified. Phoned Dominos for a pizza last night, gave them my name, and then worried that they'd all rubbed their knobs in it. Didn't enjoy my pizza after that.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)

Use a different name then

Or learn how to make pizza, it's not difficult.

Seriously though, I hope you stay safe.

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)

Yeah, I always use condoms

Saves me from ripping my foreskin in their tight holes.

Not really hiding from a lynch mob, but am slightly worries!

My flatmate was out last night, and talking to some off duty police, and happened to mention that I was going through the application process at the moment. "What's his name?" They asked. Their response to that was "You live with a fucking paedo??? He's hardly going to get into the police, is he!"

I suppose this is karma....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:30, archived)

pfft

says you

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mutated monty, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)

I found it funny to start with

but the repercussions could be unpleasant!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)

make a t-shirt

saying 'i am not a paedo. it is all just a horrible coincidence' and wear it at all times on the streets of yourtown
that will satisfy the mob

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:26, archived)

Ha ha

The "not a paedo" t shirt has been in my plans all day.

Someone fucking make me it, or I'll rape your first born

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:27, archived)

haha...damn!

that really sucks

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:31, archived)

[yes!

...clicky clicky...

...first played on the BBC, then the Archimedes, ah joy!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)

Well that's how I see it anyway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)

haha

I can see uranus!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:59, archived)

I see rings around uranus!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)

SO immature....

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:08, archived)

*sends a probe to Uranus*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:08, archived)

*lines up to sink the blue*

/lister blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)

heheh

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giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)

Me too . . .

now that I space it out . . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)

aaaaand

a noisy version of this :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

i dig this pic

woo

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:45, archived)

[beautiful :?)

[Edit: art decco ish]]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

Beautiful.

Very nice.

Indeed, woo. And yet yay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:57, archived)

Angeled and curved very well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:08, archived)

glory box

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

Heh

I have COMPLETELY no idea what's going on here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

_{I think is art...and I quite like it}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:55, archived)

Its the Boooooooox! The Box of GLOOOORY!

Wait till you hear its magical story!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)

still waiting...

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:39, archived)

where everything from a glory hole ends up

I think...

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:52, archived)

On sale now ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:10, archived)

not yet

exhibited february :)

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

I assume you know about the work of Joseph Cornell?

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=joseph+cornell+boxes&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Very nice stuff indeed. I've taken a stab at box art occasionally too.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:21, archived)

indeedy :)

a good way of talking about the mind i've found

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:31, archived)

I enjoy them for the strong sense of composition and hidden narratives

but that's one of the nice things about good art: it's very open to interpretation.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:35, archived)

i agree

another mark of good art, i think, is that it individually resonates with a lot of people, uses resonance as a language. the best art, at least the art that gets me going, then, by the same means, opens up the opportunity to deconstruct what it's doing

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octopus footwear raaa, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:45, archived)

lowering the bar..

Click for bigger (319KB)

(and mutates you into a little magenta monster) *bouncy bouncy Red Bull joy*

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fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

Maybe you should stay away from it for a while!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)

haha

point duly taken.

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fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

man, that's weak

but i'll forgive it because of the beautiful illustration

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

...

...
...
...I will not make a magenta monster comment...I will not make a magenta monster comment...I will not make a magenta monster comment...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)

stupid neon emo.

et woo!

(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)

Abandons humour altogether...

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

nicely

the dome's a bit too clean though i'd say

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

After all, it is in London

After an hour there your snot's black, your nails are filthy and if you were to lick your finger and wide it down your face you'd leave a tide mark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

Yeah

Well better than living in the country and being covered in shite:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

Pfft, I live in Aylesbury.

It's the Bermuda triangle of the Home Counties.

And not covered in shite.

That's Winslow, where the manwife's from.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

SIlly me

I forgot you had to get your shite imported:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

Import? IMPORT?

Don't talk to me about importing stuff mate, people from London aren't even from London.

Edit- hometiem! Bye all!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

I am:D

Aylesbury people aren't even from Earth

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

I am. I've also evolved gills to filter out the dirt.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

i hear it has a shopping centre with a giant duck

or something*
*may have been lies though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Used to.

They got rid of the duck, even though we all shouted at them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

the bastards

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

sounds about right

if you enjoy picking your nose go to Bodrum.
it's very dusty and you get MASSIVE bogeys.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

I don't enjoy it.

I do understand the need for it though. I almost give myself an aneurysm trying to blow out what I could easily manually remove.

Sorry, that was a bit disgusting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

manual removal for the win!

*picks rolls and flicks*

ooh, sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

and people would look at you like you were a mental

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

You do realise

There's a reason for that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

I am so fucking awesome it makes your teeth hurt.

Admit it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

No that's phossy jaw!

......

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Hahahaha

My bastard mate has tickets!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

he must be punished

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

Yes

Yes he must! They have to be shite tonight and only do Celine Dione covers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

*telegrams 'The 'ZEP'

rob jimmy john drummer STOP
play only celine dion covers STOP
cheers STOP

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

No longer lighter than air . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

Oh the humanity!

(look at the size of that thing)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)

Hello :)

I thought I'd make a rainy version of this one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Ooh cool

Is it V in the rain?

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

Oooh, abstract!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

That's lovely.

I may or may not want to buy some pegs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

lucky white heather?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

*waggles* I do have some already.

Lived nest to travellers for a few months when I was a wee bairn. I've got all the heather and hookey babies clothes I'll ever need.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Pegs are a no go!

And on a side note, I heard a Patton song I liked the other day. I felt a little wrong :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

AND WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH PATTON? HE IS A GOD AMONGST MEN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Aahaha!

I guess nothing. It's a Marmite thing, and I hate him. Peeping Tom was awful. But I quite liked some of the new Tomahawk. I've also just got a free Flat Earth Society CD, which I've not listened too yet. Maybe I'll appreciate him more after that :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

General Patton vs Dillinger Escape Plan

Give it a listen.

And I loved Peeping Tom...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

If I can find it anywhere, I most definitely will.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

I'm with the captain on this

all the way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

Nice and wetish . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

Son, I like your style.

*film producer's voice*
*also: click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

i can only see this in a gruff, gravelly tone of voice

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

YES!

This is the good stuff right here! You ever sell any of these? I want one for my new flat

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:57, archived)

How he could have escaped...

story

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

WOO!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

kittybrewster?

what an ace name.
and "pffft."

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

It could just as easily be someone's b3ta username!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

Haha

fucking hell, that must be horrible! Poor bloke :(

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

Poo!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

His eyes are perfect.

PERFECT.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

hurrah for neville chamberpot

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

Ptarrfff!

\o/

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:01, archived)

He was white as a sheet himself !

The message is in the method .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Wow, that'd suck

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

i spurted some more pretentious crap drawn in the style of a 10 year old

while getting used to using a tablet

click for a bit bigger
it's alright. i'll get over this soon, and go back to posting pictures that look like stuff

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

I swore I could see the Sepultura S then

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

ooh look there's the sepultura s over there

ooh look there's the sepultura over here

it's not there!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Pfft, you make the no sense.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

it's the best kind

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Indeed!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

it's nearly christmas

what have you bought me?
something nice?
i bet it's something nice?

ooh, do you 'do' christmas?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

I do do Christmas, it's less annoying than Hannukah.

Less fucking children.

I haven't bought anyone a present yet, I have antimoney until the 20th.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

i've never fucked a child at christmas

i knew i was missing something.

get your old iDaddy something nice eh?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

The cow jumped over the chair . . .

followed by a tumbleweed sun . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Running out of woods !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

To bump and grind in?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

OI OI, YE ALROIT DAHLIN'?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

Hah, I love your English impression.

Och aye the noo, look at mah wee skirt...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

do me a bleedin' lemon

it's quite a big skirt actually

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

look at mah wee skirt

Och, tes barely coverin' mah lettel botty....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

who are you trying to be?

shrek?

you love my accent anyway so shut it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

My scottish accent is very Shrek, actually.

I do, I love all Scottish accents but especially Glasgow. There's something very horny about being told to shut up, open your loegs and give me all yar junk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

*remembers*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

Stop fucking about and get back on your bridge, you hairy shit.

*cuddles*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

Go on Mr Bear...

Shake your Booty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

that's ace

er, in the way that an animation of a bear wiping its arse can be

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

Part of a splinter group . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

*winces*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

Would, wouldn't, wouldn't.

Nicely :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ladies and Gentlemen... LED ZEPPELIN!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

I don't get it

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

It's not funny.

I was trying. And gave up.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

I was hoping I'd just missed something.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

I don't think you need one of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

it would be amusing if dylan had to go on stage using one

given his name 'n' all

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

....Robert?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

got it in one

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

I feel quite stupid now.

Hmmm?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

Zimmerman

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boris the spider, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

Fucking hell, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

i thought you were sarcasting

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

No, I'm just being an idiot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

i staked my own claim to idiocy

by leaving this reply on the wrong comment for several minutes

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

I know

I replied to both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

sorry

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

So you should be

It's ok really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

I live quite close to Robert Plant, he was the patron of our record label at college

He was, and still is, an absolute wanker.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

I'd have done him HARD in the 70s though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

My mom's cousin did

I still have a Christmas card from him from when I was a baby

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

AWESOME!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

After breaking up with him she went on to become very high up in the

Barry Mannilow Fan Club :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

That's not quite as cool IMO

sorry

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

Ha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

Regardless, the music is good.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

This

Hello Pachey. How are you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

Not good

You?

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

Not?

:-(

*holds out arms*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

Grand thanks

I am virtually cheering you up with hugs and home-made fudge.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

Thank you ladies

I should be better in a week or so. :)

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

:-) be safe, little kitten.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

That's a real shame.

I always figured he'd be a nice guy.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

By far the most arrogant self-obsessed moron I've ever met.

Had no time for the students, just wanted to get the publicity and the reputation points.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

What an absolute arse.

"Never meet your heroes" as the saying goes...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

Indeed.

I'd be mighty miffed if I was a fan. It genuinelly upset some of the people on my course.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

How many of them are still alive?

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

*holds up three fingers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

Out of how many?

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

*holds up four fingers*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

They have Bonham's son on drums, I heard.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

So it's like Aud Wiedersehn Pet then.

Next year; cuba.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:41, archived)

bollocks

this is led zeppelin:

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sinisterduck, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

no.

that's a lighted fish.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

Needs less hot air . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

roly poly (christmas) pudding

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

Hah, very nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

He'll be knackered by the time christmas dinners served.

And far too thin too. booo.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

Heh, that looks fun

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

he he

every few cycles he should go under.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

Thats it . . . stay on top !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

It's either going to dig itself into a hole...

...or travel through time in a second...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

I'm sure he's enjoying himself,

but he's ruining that pudding.
Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hooray!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

I've started breeding bonsai whales

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

There is profit to be had in scaling down animals

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

hehehe

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

GAGH!

But I need that to buy guitar lessons

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Aww!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

scaling down?

you mean that isn't a kitten egg?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

Actually, that's a much better interpretation ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

I recognise that kitty!

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..wil, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

4th dimensional kitty

est arrivé

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

it obviously has many talents

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

Put me down for twelvety

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

Blue or sperm?

...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Both...

* You can extract this from Smurfs if you pull them hard enough.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

Or you have a spaceship about to time travel-slingshot around the sun...

(great pic, too :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Is that a display case from a fish and chip shop?

sicko! ;)

...and if not, what the hell is all that yellow shit? Yellow shit?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

I have no idea,

but I'm going to pretend that yes, it is yellow whale shit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

There's an Asian supermarket near here

The counter of the fish department is all glass, and is filled with water and dozens of huge live fish, so many that they can barely move.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

It looks a bit like grated cheddar.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)

Sawdust

It's a tank for rats or other rodents, I think.

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

It had a goldfish in it when I got there

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

Why would they fill such a tank with water?

*calls RSPCA*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

Oh god they're onto me!

*flees*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

that yellow shit is yellow shit

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

Knew you were missing something!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

It brings that touch of class that was missing before.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Class would be my middle name

if it wasn't Michael

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)

River Michael Ghost?

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

No...

Mr Michael Riverghost

^{*WHAT IS A RIVERGHOST}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

A B3TAN, YOU FOOL!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

I'm a B3tard dammit!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

DON'T USE A CAPITAL B!

It's b3tard...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

b£TARD

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

Slightly less annoying that using caps:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

Style :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

This would be awesome

If not a little noisy

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)

Shhhh

Dont tell the Japanese

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

No it's OK,

this is what they mean by 'scientific research'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

Is that Thames water ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

We all know whales love Thames water

I thought they'd feel more at home.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

lubbly jubbly!

bet they're having a whale of a time

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

If only there was free rollycoasters at the side of the road. I'd never get to work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

what about a rollercoaster transport TO work? And back, of course.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

You'd have a job getting me OFF the thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

This would be amazing

Could I use it to look for a job though?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

And a rollercoaster desk to sit at

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

And we would administrate rollycoaster lovery

And collate results to prove that rollycoasters are the win and far better than anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'm sure I can acquire some official data on this matter

Meet me in my office* Wednesday morning, we'll discuss it

*The front car on Rita

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

I still haven't been on Rita

Last time I went my mates wouldn't go on it, and I felt guilty about leaving them to watch me go on rides.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

I didn't go on Rita,

it broke down when I was almost there, and after another 30 minutes, still nothing.
They wouldn't let me cut back in later, either.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

:-(

Shitters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

Rita--Schmita...

Sheikra FTW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hell yea!

The only ride that makes me squeal like a big girl

(fluffytail, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)

I suppose if you could pin bits of paper to the desk, and have pens on curly telephone wire like in a bank...

It would be like working IN SPAAAACE! :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

I like this idea even more now

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

Or how about this?

www.halfbakery.com/idea/Inner_20City_20Congestion_20Bumper_20Cars#1192416428

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

OH YES

I'm a demon on the dodgems.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hiya Prof!

Lovely idea.

*mucho giggling 'round the office on that one*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

I did one of those a while back

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

This was one of the first images I ever saw on b3ta

and it's ace! :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

Why thank you

it was one of my few FPs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

THIS with bells on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

That's lovely

'Sometimes amusement parks are anything but amusing'.

(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

\o/

Lully!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

I would like an admission ticket please . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hehehe

That's lovely. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

lubbly

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Big bunny wants her carrot back.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Big Bunny is way better than Just Big Tits Bunny

She's a brick....house.... *dances*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

i take you're saying this out of experience.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

I haven't experienced either bunny.

But sturdy girls are the win.

OH YES THEY ARE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

my crushed thighs disagree.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

You love the pain.

Now agree with me or I shall sit on you a second time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

*throws cake*

go on, fetch.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

Carrot Cake?

Piss off skinny, I'm not moving unless it's chocolate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

it's not just chocolate.

but double chocolate.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

Ohhh...

Hang on.

*grabs walking stick, pulls cake towards her*

WIN!

Put some weight on, you're all bony and uncomfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

Arf!

"This is Marks & Spencer Double Chocolate Gateau...."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Crushed thighs not so much

but a crushed neck is a sign of a job well done

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:01, archived)

*Doesn't argue*

*Knows what happens when you argue*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

Mrs Captain sits on your chest until you cry.

And then puts your tears on her chips.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

If you harpoon me I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine

That, and you'll just have a pissed off fat bird on your hands.

Standing on your hands.

Bouncing gently.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

movies tell me there is always a way to defeat the oversized monster.

you see, no one can handle the crossing of the streams.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

Like I'll fit in that little box.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

*squeaks*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

Lovely chips...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

i'm Rick Jayyyyymes bitch

She certainly is a sturdy woman

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

it's good.

but seriously lacks in the nurse departement!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

Bunny laydee wants her vegetabbies of pleasure!

EDIT: hehehe you could always draw that, Vegetabbies, cats made from veggies:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

she's a sturdy bunny girl

who likes her salad.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

That little dude..

... just filled his pants.

Probably. I mean, if he HAD pants.

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

F****K ME!

* Is he carrying her spare Strap-On?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Erm, no.

THat's your one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

Pfftt...

^TWAT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

How does it smell . . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

NOT ENOUGH TITS ETC

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

Thanks Mr JJ!

Nice heels. (Poor imp... Stealing vegetables? Mmm, carrots)

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Bee Nice |-|, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)

Drawing!

I really am getting the hang of this now.

Click for bigger (261KB)

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

Oooh

That's lovely.

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

I like it!

Very nice muted colours. Well except the red. But that's good too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

smashing

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Oohhh, niccceeee.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Nice :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

Looks nice and old . . . as in vintage . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

Hellote!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

This hurts my eyes a little

but I like it, and keep watching it over and over

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

before you die you see

oh no wait, he's kinda friendly

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gravytrain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

HELLO

that's fab

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

YOWSER.

That's dead cool!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

Awwww

Hewwo Mr Telly!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Mr Trelly? Where?

Oh, I see....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

I've never seen Mr Trelly, I wouldn't know him from 4dam

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

'ello teh Wow

How is you and the lully man wife?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

We's ok, we's ok

Living on crap until payday, the usual. Yourself?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

As the twat Messah Teh Riverghost Senior would say

Tis character building:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

Tis, tis.

I had Findus Crispy Pancakes a few days ago. They were fucking AWESOME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

You need to go daaah Markit!

*turns into Chaz and Dave*

Save a fortune and real food too:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

Not our market, it's all slop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

Well go down the shops then

As that must be where the market must be!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

I've never seen 4dam

But I hope I would know Mr Trelly from him

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

You would.

I bet Mr TRelly doesn't beat you until unconscious and then insert himself into various and unexpected orifices?

Nah, not 4dam then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

Doesn't he?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

Mr Trelly beats you and I haven't got parts of his face on my knuckles?

Strange...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

Oh you're such a noobie:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

have you just watched

www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php ?

still, hello! :)

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fross Read your email on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

NO. *shifty eyes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

^ _ ^

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fross Read your email on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

¬_¬

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

? <.< ... >.> ?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

_>^.^<

meow

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Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

>^)

Quack.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

I was just about to post this...

Nice! Reminds me of www.vgcats.com/comics/

^ _ ^

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Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

HEllo

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

lovely!

a woo woo woo.. *clickyness*

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fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

That is lully and bottyful in equal measures!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:36, archived)

aww! lully.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

I'm staying tuned in !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

very nice hehehe

reminds me of this

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

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