(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:06,
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OUT
standing!
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:07,
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Clean my chimney anytime . . .
nice Season's Greetings card ! :)
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:10,
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it's not 'alternative' enough
I should draw a cock on it or something.
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:13,
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wow
most of the time i hate all the un-funny pictures we get on the board as most of them are nothing special and/or boring. This is lovely and shall be used as my wallpaper :D
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47,
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Bra
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:49,
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not unwell then?
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52,
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I had to stick a torpedo thing up my arse at the hospital
but it seems I am damaged, rather than ill.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:58,
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Had a few knocks when I was a courier
nothing involving a zeppelin and my arse though
(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:08,
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JPEGS DON'T CUDDLE.
: ( : ( : ( : ( : (
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47,
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Nor do they talk your ear off when you're trying to drop off to sleep
nor do they want to discuss where this relationship is heading nor do they want to take you out for a visit to her mother's the next day nor do they refuse all physical contact whatsoever when they're on the blob I'm sure there's more...
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:00,
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nice anim
just confused by your 'afterwards remorse' feeling sentiment type thing.
I just make sure not to wipe it on the curtains and all is fantastic.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:48,
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dont you know?
about post-wank? the feeling of guilt that makes one delete one's entire stash?
What could possibly be wrong with fiddling with a piece of your body?
See also the huge number of people who have refused to do a guest poo for havingapoo.blogspot.com on the basis that weighing themselves twice is disgusting.
Even Dave Gorman.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:56,
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Dave Gorman has standards?
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:59,
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Seems that way.
Embarrassingly I had no idea he was famous any more. I am a huge fan of his photography and I knew him from the 'Are you Dave Gorman' book / shows, but I had no knowledge of the radio stuff until very recently.
He must think I am some sort of arse licker.
Ooh! I know who might do a celebrity poo! *goes to email Mil Millington*
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:03,
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the only shame I feel is that I'm contributing to deforestation of the amazon rainforest
by using a kleenex
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52,
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Socks ftw
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:03,
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My cat's name is Socks
and... What a coincidence!
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:13,
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......not...wipe it on the curtain.....
so to wipe on the curtain would be rude?
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50,
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well when you're a guest in other people's houses
it's polite to ask first
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52,
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thank you for this lesson in manners
this explains why people never ask me to stay over twice
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55,
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p.s.
went to see David Lee Roth in about 1989 (?) on the Skyscraper tour. Inagine my annoyance when I found that Billy S wasn't in the tour lineup... yes, I saw S. Vai but it wasn't the same... listened to some Mr Big for years until Paul Gilbert left. Damn.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:27,
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yeah billy left the sky scraper tour because they wouldnt give him his creativity in the recording sessions
i wish i coulda seen DLR back then but i got to see him play with steve in 2005 and i met him too and it was AMAZING, absolutely the nicest guy you could hope to meet and one of the greatest bass players of all time!
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:31,
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(JahledThree shades of black,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:56,
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There's no such thing as "Permanently Delete"
...unless you drill a hole through the hard drive. My former employer found MY stash.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:57,
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ouch!
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:59,
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Yeah, but it was only incidental to my dismissal.
...just one of those things they say they'd like not to make public. You know, for MY protection. What it really means is they don't want you bringing a wrongful termination suit or they'll drag out the nudie pix.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:02,
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thats a bit mean, a mans porn is sacred and should not be used as a weapon agaisnt him!
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:08,
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There wasn't too much sacred in there
Unless you count the number of times you'd say Holy Shit about the size of them knockers.
(Heffreywants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:12,
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I'd missed that one. Also I am not familiar with this "Birds and Bees" one which was mentioned. Edit: ah, top of your profile and a front page. You'd think I'd have noticed that before.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:52,
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arf!
Yes, that is glorious. I HAVE NOT BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE NEVILLE, ALAS
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:58,
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There's an entire blog of hand-drawn Nevillisms attached to the bottom of that one.
(The NevilleWhat what what,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:55,
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You complete loon.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:02,
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Dammit, google won't measure things in teaspoons per light year any more.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:06,
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probably 'cos one's got dimensions of length
and one of volume (length3) it'll just give you an area
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:10,
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Yes, I never understood what it could possibly mean
and that was why it was great. Edit: the famous thing used to be one acre in teaspoons per light year; I see some people claiming that this meant the volume that results from projecting an acre vertically over a light year.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:15,
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not that complicated really
imagine if you were trying to work out something in, say litres per foot. you'd just end up with something in whatever dimensions are left after your multiplying and dividing (area, in this case - so square metres, or square feet, or whatever), with some conversion factor between the units
in your case, the number you get is also the number of teaspoons in the volume you describe. just multiply each side of the equation by a light year to see why: one (acre light year) in teaspoons [an (acre light year) is just the volume you describe]
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:34,
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I had no problem with the acre light year as a three dimensional volume
but what the hell is a litre foot?
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:39,
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a litre foot would be a 4-dimensional length measurement
but i said litre per foot, so that's just 2-dimensional
if in doubt, just convert them all to one measurement system (like metres for length) and it soon all drops out
i like your sig, by the way. i don't think i've said yet
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:45,
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The words "litre per foot, that's just 2-dimensional" are failing to correspond to anything I can imagine.
However, I should probably go to bed. I might get back to you about this.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 0:25,
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how many times do I have to click to get that one the front page?
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:38,
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*turns in internet*
I learned LOL, ROFL, the more communist ROFLMAO, WTF, WTFAYJOA, IMHO, IMO, ASL, ADSL, AOL, HTML, FTP, SQL, DSL, FUBAR, AFK, HILIACACLO, HLOLARAWCHAWMP, MYMHMMFSWGAD ... FTW was an acronym too far.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:44,
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Wow!
That's superb.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:43,
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i'm not sure what caused me to see this kind of a blindspot when closing my eyes.
perhaps a heart silhouetted against an open window playing a gameboy. you can never really tell these days.
Click for bigger (12KB)
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:11,
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that is no gameboy
iPod for sure.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:18,
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over my dead body.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:20,
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What would be the point in that?
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:22,
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the point of no return.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:23,
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point taken.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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taken all the way.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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way in my brain.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:27,
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crazy, insane, got no brane.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:29,
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brane of course, being short for membrane.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:29,
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I give up.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:32,
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http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/
NSFW.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:34,
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lastmeasure.com?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:42,
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i don't get it.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:45,
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hahaha
fucking hell.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:45,
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i agree.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:46,
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I'm so over your dead body
it's so last year.
Merely refering to the aspect ratio of screen vs. case outline in said illustration (help me, I'm an engineer, I can't take things 'not-literally!')
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:22,
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i understand.
and disagree.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:23,
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I also see iPod
But then I also see dead people.
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:22,
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That will only stop,
when you stop KILLING!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:23,
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NNEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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I will if you will
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:25,
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just kill eachother.
it's the only logical solution. then you'll both get what you want, but not really.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:26,
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But it's so hard.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:29,
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twss.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:31,
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I see dead iPods
the Nano has an easily-smashable screen for example.
Hello Ms :-)
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:23,
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am i the only one who saw that coming?
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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Hallo sirrah of the flash car
Sooooooooooooooo jealous
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:27,
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someone shot it and had sex with it.
/ac.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:30,
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luck and being in the right place at the right time
and knowing electronics and having spent 6 years in diagnostics and integration at Jag and Land Rover.
But it *still* comes down to luck.
And it's only a lend of a weekend while I assess it's suitability... jealous myself of those who get to own one :-)
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:45,
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Subject: You can find them at any of our fifty-thousand rotary speed-bike installment find--I mean fish-glass mining rebutleries in Southern France-Doodle.
/ac.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47,
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Still jealous you lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky lucky bastard
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:48,
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except for having a knob on my head.
/ac.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:49,
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OK, I'll cradle the amputated leg from a theatre to the incinerator
you get the weekend drive.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:50,
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fucking sphericality.
/ac.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:58,
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are they listening to ipods?
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:23,
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Update:
Manley not dead.
Torn ribs apart - filled tear with blood. Not using right lung properly - some concern about puncture but seems not - I appear to just be subconsciously not using the right lung much, presumably because of the pain.
I know pain, I have broken my back on two occasions and 5 vertebrae - this really fucking hurts and is attributable to carrying a fridge freezer across the road, which wouldn't hurt so much if it wasn't for the fact that the new one is now being delivered on Thursday and this one taken away.
For your amusement, I had a suppository.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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emo.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:25,
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I'm not sure that this is fair.
I am not low about it, merely broken and have stuck hings up my arse.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:32,
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i'm J. K'ing man.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:32,
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ow.
hope it gets better pronto either that or they give you enough arse-painkillers that it doesn't hurt too much (is this going to affect havingapoo, btw?)
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:35,
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It might, you never know.
The bloody thing slipped out and I had to put it back in again.
I think the doctor was a little put out that I did it myself. He reacted badly, as if I was calling him gay and that bothered him (which it would not have done me) but the truth is that I wanted to be able to stop if it hurt, if you know what I mean? Sometimes it's easier to bear discomfort if you carry out the procedure yourself.
It was bloody cold though.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:36,
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(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:09,
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physicists arent nice to cats!
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:11,
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That's a popular misconception.
I'm part of PPPPC (Physicists Phor the Protection of Phluffy Cats). We're a non-profit organisation promoting the good word of humanitarian scientists everywhere.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:13,
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hypothetical pysicists are hypothetically not nice to hypothetical cats
(pzykoQuery failed.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:13,
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See above sir.
Take a pamphlet.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:15,
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hypothetically not nice is the worst kind of not nice to cats
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:17,
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I like it
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:22,
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Oh thankyou.
Nearly didn't see you down there.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:24,
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gah! Answerphone messages.... not so clear as you might think they are when you leave them
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:47,
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Reporting.
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:48,
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they're expensive when you buy a production vehicle. When it's a prototype that has hand-built one-off engineering examples of hardware, experimental software and low-volume parts hanging off them, the price tag of replacement (i.e. if you stove it into a tree) is 5-10 times more...)
BUT!
Yes :-)I just draw the unlucky dice every time and get left hand drives, which makes overtaking a VERY well planned activity.
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:09,
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ahoy!
how's you, miss?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:02,
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come on V, you know the high density protein is going to have a plasmolyz=sing effect (osmotic draw of water out of the skin cells by dint of concentration and osmotic potential) and there are no lipids to offset that (for Moisture read Oil in cosmetics...or silicone.)
(Rotating Wobbly HatThat's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:59,
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Always rub yout tits with butter before they get spunked on.
SCIENCE.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:04,
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(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:50,
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mohammed?
(Sheehanforevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:35,
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buy a teddy for a pound, call it mohammed
sell it on E-bay for a fiver.
Make a prophet.
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:44,
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that crowd in khartoum got him,
i see
(plentyofantsmore ghee, vicar?,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:35,
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You sent me this
I sent it on, thats right I'm one of those facebook types
(Laird Dave DrawsNow charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:37,
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ah yes, cheers, DG
cheers for sending it on :)
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:43,
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see also
this fucker
(kingsuperspecialis in an audience, wanking furiously,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:37,
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anakin bearwalker
embraces his dark side?
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:47,
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ris?
Is this a facebook thing? I fucking hate facebook. nonstop barrage of crap
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:37,
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I'me getting faffed off with it all.
so much good, but SO much spam and chainmail.
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:41,
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you aint kidding
the number of fucking "send this on to 5 more people" messages is incredible. I honestly feel like going and punching each and every one of the people that send them
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:45,
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less of the 'poke' more of the
'punch your feckin lights out'
(pickledpizzaOlder, nicer, fluffier.,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:49,
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I smell a competition: B3tan facebook apps
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:01,
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PICKLEDPIZZA HAS GIVEN YOU: EBOLA
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:02,
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now this is an app i would add
(mutster101fell over,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:10,
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YOUR BLOG POSTS HAVE BEEN HELD FOR MODERATION WHILE YOU BLEED COPIOUSLY FROM YOUR ANUS
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:40,
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YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO CARPET BOMBING BY COVERT OPS
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:46,
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gaz rob for the newsletter...
(mutster101fell over,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:10,
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Fucking things irritate the crap out of me. No I really do not want to see that cheesy e-mail forward I have seen approximately ten billion times before, or sigh with disbelief at the latest hoax you have sent to everyone.
(The Glum Reapercannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:53,
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