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Fish. Just give him the fish

I'm sick of these behemoths rising from the deep - they're playing merry hell with property prices round here.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

Pffft.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

Dont' give him the fish!

he'll only be back for more.

AND next time, he'll bring his friends

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

G'ning all - have this nonsense.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

'ning!

I like this nonsense!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

thats excellent!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)

cheers

But I have to admit to not actually drawing it on an Etch-a-Sketch.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

Feels cheated...

Wo^{o^oo}oo though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

*ignores*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)

THIRTY GIGS!

Is what this reminds me of. In a good way.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

when that kid grows up and realises his real Dad is Peter Kay, he's gonna be quids in

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

There's an advert with a child that says it.

Never mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

Oh, OK.

*goes back to knowing nothing*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest

SEND ME BACK MY ETCH-A-SKETCH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Nah, bitch...

I'm talking about motherfucking Falco and shit.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

I WATCH 'COPS' WITH NO PANTS ON

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

"Whatthehellsagigawatt?!"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

Ooooh nice!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

Great Scott!

that's ace

Happy new nings all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

I love the lettering

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

Feltch Lives!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

ETCH-A-FLETCH

'nings!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

JOE!!

Happy New Year fella!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hahaha

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

love this

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

arf

I'm so lazy I'm using character map to type

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

eh?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

i really must dig out my etchasketch

tj.also, do i know this man?
fishki.net/comment.php?id=21847
*very mild boobs at foot of page*

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

that's probably why my webfilter is blocking it

for 'sex'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

sorry chap

it's only a few naughty little ads at the bottom of the page.
i have a feeling the chap in question is a b3tan, i may be wrong which is why i'm staying non committal

pown.alluc.org/?uid=140
same thing appears in pkm's profile

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

Eeek!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

You can't get much more evil than clowns

so that's really tesco value right there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

Poor clowns.

I for one am not scared of them, and think they get a bloody bad rap.

Yay for clowns. And yes, I have read IT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

ooh, i loved IT

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

Horrible bloody things.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

Why?

Explain why.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

I had an incredibly vivid dream

about a clown when I was younger.
I was out carol singing (Never actually done it IRL, so don't know why) and all was going well.
Anyway, I saw these kids disappear around a corner, happily laughing away with a clown. When they went around the corner though, they started screaming.
I ran over to find out what had happened. The clown was gone and th children had been skinned.
I turn around and all my friends are gone.
The rest of the dream was basically me trying to escape from this psychotic clown.

I had this dream over and over again, and yet I'd never seen a film or read a book where clowns were evil, so I draw the conclusion that clowns really are evil, and made their way into my mind to torture me.

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

Or it could just be a dream...

Andway, don't mind me, I'm scared of baked beans. Well, not scared, but they elicit the same effects in me as abject fear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

I dislike baked beans anyway.

You're not missing out on much.

And yeh, it is only a dream, I'm not really a believer in the parnormal as such.

Clowns are still slightly sinister though... :p

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

Cool.

I used to have a recurring dream about a vampire but even though it was scary, it always ended up with a melon fight so it was OK.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)

I think the worst dream I had

was when I "woke up" and had this figure standing over me.
I wasn't scared at first, but fear mounted as it pulled back its hood and there stood the most disturbing figure I'd ever seen. The details are hazy, however, as this dream was so long ago.
It got right in close to me and I swear I could taste it's rotten breath on my face.
It then took some strange pleasure in stabbing me repeatedly as my dream faded into blackness.
I could feel each knifestroke..it was horrible.

Either that or the time I dreamt I was Hilary Duff

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

They're usually vile, gaudy colours like 1980s Habitat furniture.

They smell of gin and steal children. They lay eggs in your hair and lick your lips when you sleep. They turn milk sour and speak French. Do you want me to carry on?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

My aunt was a clown for a bit when she was younger

and she's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

Please accept my apologies for tarring the evil bastards with the same brush.

I'm sure your aunt was the exception that proves the rule.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

It's a possibility.

I had clowns at my birthday parties when I was a kid though, and they never tried to eat me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

You must be part clown yourself, then.

You say your Grandma was one?
You must have inherited her genes.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

The clown in IT was about the only realistic one I know of

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

I just see Tim Curry in a suit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

I didn't even know it was him

I just read the book

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

I've never been afraid of clowns

they don't bother me at all.

Not even clown porn that much.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

clowns, mimes and living statues

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

You are all a bunch of unbelievable wussies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

i'm not scared of clowns

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

You're a big hard Scottish sort.

You'd be forcibly expatriated for sure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

all true

; )

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Frightened of nothing.

Except sunshine and taking off your jumper.

And sobriety *ducks haggis*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

*scowls*

titwitch

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

That's an excellent word.

And anyway, who's the one with the family of alcoholics? *points at self* exactly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)

Not scared of them as such

They're just...evil and icky

*shudders*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

But WHY?

Are you scared of American football mascots? They're men in novelty suits too.

What about big lovely transvestites?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

I really don't know why, but it's not fear

it's just a sense of total wrongness, I guess.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

as above - they just bring back unpleasant memories

my first and only trip to the circus as a kid - the place reeked of puke and since then i've always associated clowns with puke.

mimes and living statues i just want to go away (or someone to punch them)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

This is not surprising

as most clowns consist of 76% puke

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

arrgh!

nice

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

Man, she loves yorkies.

(finbarr, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie

yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie yorkie

(it's yorkie day)

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clorey mcnuggety, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

good doggy.

*pats head*

eh?
oh....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

sorry, ham-fisted literary reference

The Fan Man by William Kotzwinkle.

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clorey mcnuggety, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS!!!

*snatches back*
i'll take those.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Tastes like shit anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

biscuit and raisen FTW!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

Euch, the chocolate's too crap.

And it pales in comparison to the awesome and mighty Double Decker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

yum yum!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

Exactly.

Double Decker FTW. Or a Picnic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

Meh!

chocolate is over rated, after 15 years i don't miss it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

15 years?!

Guantanamo?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)

self imposed

i decided to give something up and it was either beer or chocolate.

beer won.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

Fuck beer.

There's always ale. And cider. And bitter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

beer, ale and bitter are all in the equation

cider can cunt itself in the fuck as i hate the stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

^this.

shit with all the lumps!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)

She loves them up the wrong 'un

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

so i've heard.

video on youtube soon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

I thought she only ate lots of lemons, because she's so 'bit-ahh'

(It is Kate Nash yes?)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

I like her music.

I like her writing style.

I don't know why, usually dropped Ts and things annoy the crap out of me but she gets away with it. I think because I like her shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)

I dont mind it

I dislike the well articulated stage-school mockney accent though.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)

Is it mock?

I can never tell, I live over here *waves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

I've just looked her up on Wikipedia

which as we all know is infuliible in it's accuracy.

She's from Harrow in Middlesex and was rejected by the Bristol Old Vic stage school. It also says her parents are Martians and that she invented the steam engine.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

Harrow?

Everyone talks like Londoners in Harrow. I went there once.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

That's nothing, i've been to Enfield TWICE!!!

in your face Captain Wow, that's two portions of Middlesex.

I must apologise, it's been a long Christmas & New Year and I think family overload has broke me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)

been painting before christmas

bigger version on flickr, obviously

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

I just saw that on Flickr

and I was about to comment there when I saw it showing up on here.

Wonderful stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

I'm a duel posting tart

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

You post swordfights?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

yes

there's one over at tattyworld of me fighting a sumo wrestler with a Rapier

he has a broadsword, so it's not very fair

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

thats brilliant!!

anyone in particular?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

my father in law

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

aceness mate!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

Your father is a police man?

Ning all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

'ningles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ning

Did you all have a good festive seasonal holiday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

it was par.

didn't really feel very christmassy, my daughter was poorly etc...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Yup...

Wife came down with it on Boxing Day and is still in bed!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

Hehehe - "B3ta - the place to be for one-liners"!

...made me giggle anyway. :D
'Niiiiiiiiiiiiiings!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

----------------------------------------------------

^ like that one ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

There's far more than one line there!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

No...

Just one dotted line - ning Pro Ken

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

'ning Wo Blo

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

kilt!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

kilt?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

KILT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

aaaaah - KILT!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

OoOOOOoooooh! I can see the headlines now:

B3tan in Real-Painty-Artwork shocker!! Interwebs outrage! ;)

Top stuff there sirrah - award yourself a pat on the back while I *clicky* your 'special place'. :D Woooo!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

That is excellent!

Most woosome!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

wonderful stuff sir :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

nicely done sir

and happy new year to you and your family *snogs*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

and to your knees

*songs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

most splendid

i would have put him standing by a freshly shot deer, but i'm sure you can add that later.

:D

Ning everyone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

'nings thorster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

'ning

there is a prize if you can tell me where i was when i took this picture.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Thorning Street?

/Salcombe?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

damn you

and your superior knowledge and high speed googling.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

~~superior knowledge and~~

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)

*shakes fist*

i'll get you one day archie.

'ning and a merry new year.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

what did he win?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

and to you and yours sir!

hope it's a good one for you all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

lets hope for more stolen archie pictures and out of court settlements.

hazzar!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

hehehehe, recorded letter+invoice going out to NUTS today :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

Top o' the mornin' Mr O'Fodin

Were you in Hugglescote?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

Ning kenny

*scrabbles around for forgotten present*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

I'm guessing Thorning Street

Calcutta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:30, archived)

Salcombe, Devon?

=D
EDIT: damn!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

aye!

i had to explain to my fatherinlaw why i was taking a pic of a street sign, i just told him it was an in joke and he thankfully didn't press it further.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

ah sign him up!!

my mum's a b3tan.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)

'ello fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

Ning'

i spazzed to see all your work over christmas, love the sweeney tood pic.

i trust you had a good festive period.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

not bad, and yourself?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)

splendid ta

i spent the entire time in devonshire drinking all my inlaws wine.

i did pluck and gut two pheasents on christmas eve and a stoat decided to leave a pheasent foot on the drive a few days later after it had wrestled it from the bin.

the rest of the time was ace, nice and relaxing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

'ning Thor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

Ning'

and a happy new year and all that stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

Right back at'cha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

give it another few minutes i'm sure he'll reappear

looks good mr freebs, how about a link to the flickr one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:27, archived)

here ya go fella

www.flickr.com/photos/bilbobarneybobs/2161976502/

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

nice work sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

Thats excellent.

Great stuff.

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FoldsFive, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

Man in a dress!

Haha! Look everyone! He's wearing a dress!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

Och weel! I'm a trier...

Click for bigger (13KB)

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:56, archived)

Is anyone esle have problems wit b3ta?

I keep finding the board only displays one post and occasionally after posting it goes to a script page.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)

workin' ok for me

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

it's ok for me!

but then i'm using barnesy....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

Seems to have gone downhill a bit but it's working fine here.

'ning dongs!

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XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

'ning tanless!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

'ning mate!

What's occuring?

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)

my tiredness and anger are building to critical levels....

FLEE!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

*fleas*

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

only in the way the new Image Challenge seems to be broken

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

I believe it's what rob would call,

'A third glorious week!'

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

GOOD MORNING

nope, works fine here in the nether regions

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

i got that

It kept happening for about a week running up to Christmas, so you are not going mad.

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

I made it bigger... I still don't get it though

(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)

It appears to be an entry to the spoonerism compo.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

Where is the new challenge?

Ashally....

(

XLVII .uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

*puts on holmesesque hat*

you did it!
take him away officer.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

ahh now I see it , I thought that ended ages ago. Shows how much attention I pay

(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

Most excellent graphics work, eh?

Click for bigger (254KB)

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)

254k????

*polar caps melt*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

I would say

"fucks sakes" but the correct phrase is "fucks sake" singular. So I won't

/grammar nazi

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

surely you mean

"fuck's sake"

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

je ne

comprends pas

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

THATS NO MOON!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

you would have posted the 254 kb version if you were hardcore

but woo none the less

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:00, archived)

Ripper is a gangster!

^{/Brandon Vedas blog}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

sloooooow me

aha! the 'force it' malarkey? Next time, you lucky people. Off to have a nightmare and sleep afterwards. G'night!

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

I don't know what to say.

I mean, I really don't know what to say.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

Are you doing YOUR part?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

Haha

thank you for the antiquated pop culture reference that really makes this picture special.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)

charles vidor is going to kick your ass into outer space.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

The lemur's name is not Charles.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)

must be daniel fuchs then.

they all look alike.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

Daniel Fucks?

Hmmm, good to know I suppose.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

King of all Vidors

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

*wipes tear*

god bless our lemurs

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:02, archived)

*sings Lemur Anthem*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

*does lemur anthem dance*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

All the members of the company endorse this.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)

They look shifty, but it'll have to do.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)

You bet yer ass.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

That's not fair.

I married a sodding lemur, my bumhole STILL bleeds constantly, AND the miserable old witch won't even let me smoke in me own house!
Kindly get yr facts straight, Dekion, and stop misleading innocent single people.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

it's 7:00am

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)

This isn't cubism

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:04, archived)

AND

NEEDS MORE GNOPS!!!!

(

Liquid Crystal, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

Can you

fingerprint a sausage?

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:06, archived)

can you sausageprint a finger?

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:18, archived)

Can you finger a print sausage?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:28, archived)

can prince finger your sausage?

again, i mean?

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:47, archived)

Maybe use a beefburger for your palm

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:19, archived)

If you're talking about making a print with your finger onto a sausage, then yes.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:45, archived)

Hitler sent all those that believed in cubism to jail

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:37, archived)

Then he went and made sexy time with them

IN THE CUBES!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:44, archived)

NOTHING IS ANYMORE.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)

DON'T I KNOW IT.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:09, archived)

gooba gooba gooba gooba.

gooba gooba gooba gooba.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)

The problem with my brother's taste in music

is that if he likes a song, he will play it on repeat for as long as you'll let him.

I have heard this song too many times to smile.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

doris day in cinemascope.

love me or leave me, dead james cagney.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)

Never too late . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:15, archived)

hehe - Balltoucher!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:37, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:39, archived)

HAHA - tops

I'm enjoying these shitty fucking 'dummies' parodies

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:43, archived)

I think they can be more shitty.

Possibly mediocre.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:45, archived)

he's touching his balls?

i'm touching mine!!

'NING MA BIZZLES!

EDIT: NNNOOOO!! no more Flashman!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7169047.stm

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)

self help books are the best

'ning

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:44, archived)

hahaha!!

'ningles jeccy weccy!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:45, archived)

'ning bud

am ill and in work, fecking hell.....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:47, archived)

i'm bloody tired,

my nipper woke us up last night and then slept on my side of the bed while i had to sleep in hers!!!
little sod.

i'm having trouble keeping my eyes open and holding onto my temper....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:49, archived)

smothered with the flu and freezing

wearing my coat, hat n gloves while typing this

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)

*slices taun taun open*

climb in, it'll keep you warm until i get the shelter up

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)

chicka chicka chika

This is great

(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Spoons an that

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)

Gregory's cake mixing technique drew crowds from as far as Rome.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

Accurate

summation. I applaud you sir.

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

MAGNIFICENT MUFFINS!

The Pope will be pleased.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)

i love that clash song too.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)

What?

'Imma mixing muffin mix with a spooney up me jacksy'

The remix was better.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

NEEDS MORE:

HOT PIE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)

Wassa all dis aboot?

Where do I begin on the 'Download' page.

THINK FOR ME!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)

fuck that shit, i bought the cd.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)

I tried some 'Toye'

I like me Aphex, so I shall explore.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)

he did some stuff with a guy i worked with a while ago. i saw the cd the other day and bought it on impulse.

i will report back if it's garbage or good.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:05, archived)

Maybe he's married to Mrs Crocker

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:38, archived)

betty crocker

punk rocker.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:00, archived)

THERE IS NO SPON.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:24, archived)

THERE'S ONE UP HIS ARSE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

BUT IS THERE, REALLY?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:25, archived)

Are you suggesting that I have indulged in

some form of shoppery?

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

Hang on, I'll check...

....

IT'S UP HIS ARSE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

BINGO

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)

roger's over under and over's under done.

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:23, archived)

Get that finger out of your ear - you don't know where that finger's been!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:39, archived)

that's impossible-

they've got instruments

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:57, archived)

I thought that subtlety was a quality

most notable by its absence in this particular effort?

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:26, archived)

If he lands on that spoon, his singing career is fucked.

Or greatly improved, hard to say.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

My neck hurts

But that seems irrelevent really.

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

Have you been mixing with your neck, aaagaaain?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)

FUCKING, SHITTY PALSY DJ.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)

haha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:21, archived)

all this scratching is making me itch.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:27, archived)

YES.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

YES THERE IS

IT'S IN HIS BUTT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

LIES.

SPON.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)

YOU JUST DISPROVED YOUR OWN STATEMENT, BUSTER.

THERE IS TOTALLY A SPON.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

THERE WAS TOTALLY A PICTURE OF A CAT THERE A SECOND AGO.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=two+cats+french+kissing&search=Search

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:39, archived)

LIES

I WANT THE WHITE PEOPLE'S YOUTUBE, I BET IT'S ON THERE

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:23, archived)

THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE: SPON.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)

I'm glad I went home from work early.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

Still recovering from New Years mate?

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:30, archived)

I've been back at work for two days

so, no.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:31, archived)

How did you wind up?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)

I have been back for 2 days as well and still have not had a drink (pretty good for me really)

New years was cool, I was planning to have a quiet one at home. But we had a handfull of people come over. Much booze and mdma was had by all.
Top night:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)

Silver spoons slurp swimming soup . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:32, archived)

That frog has a spoon for a tongue.

Some thing's gone terribly right.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)

HOLY TEASUS! WTF IS THAT!!!!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)

and to save you the effort....

;)

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)

Out gunned . . . thimbles are ringinginging !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:08, archived)

Are YOU doing your part?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

OH SHIT

I like this.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)

Oh shit..

Did I leave the iron on?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

HELLO HE WHO NEEDS NO IDENTIFYING USERNAME INFORMATION

A WOO FOR YOU

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)

I'm not sure what you mean, but..

GALAMASOUPS!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

I'VE JUST HAD A MINOR STROKE

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

YOU NEED PENISGROW PILLS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST NEEDS BIG-ASS-WILL-BE-MADE-A-LITTLE-BIT-SMALLER PILLS

THEN I'LL BE SORTED

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)

I DISPUTE THE VALIDITY OF YOUR THEOREM

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

ALL! POINTS! ARE! VALID!

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

You play the cello?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

Cellofayne

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

Lordy, Lordy!

That boy dun an' gawn n stroked himself inta da FYOOCHA!

Loooooooooooooord hav mersaay!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)

NOT A BADGE.

IT'S A BROOCH, YOU BIG HOMOMASON.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

It's a BADGE, it's a BROOCH, it's a HAMMOCK!

..no wait..it's a badge.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

AND A TIARA ON HIS HEAD.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

It's a TIARA!

Also.

YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY IT!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS EARLIER?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIBBON-CROWN?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)

I send in mail, forty-free day a go...you no get?

Me no understand...me talk to da boss, you wait..

- HEY BOSS, HEEM NO GET IT?!....uh-huh..uh-huh..

Boss say, you wait some more, k?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)

I see where this is going.

By the time I get my gibbon-crown, everyone will be wearing dog-biscuit necklaces. Story of my life really.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

I fully understand, the wind of fashion is a beguiling mistress of the seas.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

It really is.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)

BURIED WITH JAMES MASON

LET'S DIG HIM UP. AND JAMES CAGNEY TOO. WE WILL START A PUPPET SHOW.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)

You gurty ragt!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)

That's right cuzzin !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)

Arrr yeah boyyeeeeee!

I see much Monkey Troubles ahead...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)

Yes, he does. They'd fall right off.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)

Heems likey da Gibbon-badge-crown combo.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)

I JUST SHAVED MY HEAD AND NOW I AM ICY COOL.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)

Can I interest you in a Gibbon-Crown to keep ya bonce warm during dem chilly Spanish nights?

Comes with a badge.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)

OK BUT IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN A BIT HERE.

MY HEADSHAVE HAS REFRESHED ME.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)

Gibbon's bladder?

Squeeze the juices on ya bonce, the ladies go nuts.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)

As a youngster, I used to wonder what I could do to drive the ladies nuts.

These days I have come to realise that I either do it without thinking, or that the ladies were nuts to begin with.

I lean toward the latter.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)

I'll put you down for three.

You get a fourth one free if you order five, but you didn't, so you just get the third half-way full of the fourth.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)

Woo!

Support at last!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

what in gods name am i doing up at this time in the morning =0/

it's late and i cant sleep. so dont blame me

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com

hmmm i thumbnailed this one as it may be NSFW (at this time??what
you doing at work anyway?) but now you just got a little bum instead
of a one big enough to ogle at.. any way.. click for bigger pervability and
photoshop strangeness..

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)

TIMEZONES, MOTHERFUCKER.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

O WATE YOU ARE JUST TALKING BIG

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

I'M FULL OF THE BIGTALK.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

LET ME GUESS

DO THEY SAY YOU ARE FULL OF BIG TALK?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)

THEY DON'T SAY SHIT IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)

SHIT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

and that's a fact.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

also this is too, too funny to me.

www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-ditb.php

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

i love the picture on the left in this ad:

uh oh, it's latin lover giuseppe.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)

UNIMPRESSIVE!

YOU WAIT LONG LONG TIME GUISEPPE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)

We have to enjoy the most possible!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)

i have seen movies with girl accompanied, but usually accompanied by imminent death.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

Ass pimples!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)

SEGMENTED LEGS.

(

postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

Compound eyes!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)

SPIRACLES.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)

Makes me think of another text meme that's not seen often enough any more...

www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=67501

Also: "It's just gonna taste like adjectives" is genius.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

awwwwwww

I never got to see DFC. Sounds good..

ah. Sweet.
dfc.furr.org/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)

Ha!

*bookmarks*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)

ALSO: THAT IS PORN, ISN'T IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

FUCK I HOPE SO

Edit: to the original poster, just so you know, you really should link this. Small porn is still porn, getting fired is no joke, and yes, at least two of the people on here right now are at work.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

PIXELS DON'T CUDDLE

OR GIVE GOOD HEAD, FOR THAT MATTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

ALSO:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVE MISSED YOU, IN A GAY WAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)

IN THE LAND OF DIAL-UP.

also Ittybitty's laptop had a slow melt on Win2000 so I had the fun of rebuilding it on 98 and hunting for drivers and such.

but I got it going in the end.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)

98 drivers are still available?

Why no XP? It's the only Win OS I've actually positively liked.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)

well yeah ashally it's a compaq armada, about five years old I guess.

It was originally supplied with 98 (according to the sticker on the bottom), and it does seem to run more efficiently now..
it had previously died of spyware / viruses at the hands of the previous owners and had 2000 reinstalled.
Lasted about three months before clunging up again.
It's only a pentium three, might not handle XP too well.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)

so the drivers I needed were post-2000 but 98-compatible.

cuz as far as the OS was concerned this hardware was FReAKY SHIT FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE, MAN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)

Haha

FREAKY SHIT LOL
Thinking about it, I got on ok with 98, but that BSOD appeared far too frequently to really feel comfortable.
Also: I just remembered, when I used 98 I found something online that claimed to be the 'solution' to the BSOD... it turned out to be a method for changing the colour of the crash screen, so you could have a RED Screen Of Death instead. Helpful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)

DUXZ

www.macrocats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mc11240.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

some very cute ones lately.

HALP

ALSO I AM A LITTLE BUMMED THAT LOLCHAIRS GOT MADE INTO A MINICOMP WHILE I WAS ON HOLIDAY SO I COULDN'T ENTER MY PICS.
I DON'T CARE.
I KNOW I WAS THERE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

It was only open for about 24 hours I think.

Personally I thought it was geniunely funny at first, particularly the original thread started by Gronkpan, but by the same token I did understand people being unhappy about it when it expanded beyond that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)

yeah those two threads were the real lolchairs.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)

i missed the compo too.

but lolchairs is way over now, we've antiqued three memes since it died.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO KILL THAT JOKE MYSELF, BUT HEY. ROB BEAT ME TO IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)

KILLED BY DEATH.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)

i'm currently using a p3 with xp pro.

it's a dinosaur but it works.

*is prepared to buy a new computer soon, should he be able to have xp pro loaded as everything since has sucked*

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

Dells still ship with XP pro as an option...

not for much longer though I think.
I've had the chance to use Vista now on clients' computers, but only in a fairly superficial way, so I don't really know what's under the hood or how it handles long-term. I'm in no hurry to change.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)

oh no, no dell for me.

too many horror stories about them have i encountered. i'll have a local shop cobble me up a hybrid bastard.

no vista, no way. it is an ick.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

I've always had good luck with Dells

and since I've been buying their XPS systems I've been really happy with the support.
The main downside I've encountered with Dells is their use of proprietory or Dell-version hardware, but that's far less common now, and the customization process allows you avoid it.
I've had no personal experience with Gateways, but evil_twin has had some really crappy luck with them at work, and the support has particularly sucked.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

dell support in canada has an awful reputation.

no firsthand experience, but the word in the gutter is that they take ages to correct anything and often say "that's not covered on your warranty/in your country" just to get rid of people.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)

The thing about buying an XPS system

is that they have a separate dedicated support line. I've don't think I've ever waited longer than 10 minutes to get talk to someone, and they've almost always offered me software/system support even out of warranty.
Damn I sound like a commercial, but they've saved my ass with clients a couple of times recently and made me look good. That's worth a lot to me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

i think it must be a regional thing.

or a cake thing.

maybe a thingthing.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)

VISS-TAH?!

*backs away slowly*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)

techno techno techno.

www.toothpastefordinner.com/010108/made-of-zip-disks.gif

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

Zip drives are OLD

I'm getting a JAZZ DRIVE!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

sometime i'll tell you all about my floppy collection.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

I promise to look interested

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)

PROMISES ARE JUST LIES IN HIGH HATS AND COSTUME JEWELLERY.

WITLESS APHORISMS ARE MY STOCK IN TRADE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

zip(py the pinhead) disks for everyone!

tek no.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:45, archived)

compact armada?

no wonder spain got its ass kicked.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)

what are you doing here? it's still vacation time!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)

I took my leave in November.

FOR NOW I AM JUST TAKING LEAVE OF MY SENSES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)

you smell like leaves and when we were asleep.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)

Eats leaves and shoots up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)

HERION IS A BAD DRUG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)

I AM AT WORK, RUNNING A PROGRAM THAT REQUIRES CONSTANT MONITORING.

ALSO, IT IS AN OPEN PLAN OFFICE.

I THINK I MIGHT HIDE YOUR POST.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)

DON'T HIDE IT, PISS ALL OVER IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)

*pisses*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)

ALSO CHECK OUT THE PAEDO WOOYAYS IN HIS PROFILE HAHHAHHAHAHAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)

cute asian girl, underage girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl

hmmm....

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

HAY YOU CAN BE HIS FRIEND ON MYSPACE. KIDS, THE LIGHT OF OUR LIVES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)

WAIT, HE'S A BASSIST AND POSSIBLY AUSTRALIAN

HE'S JUST A HARMLESS RETARDED BOY. LET'S LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)

NETIQUETTE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)

*pisses*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)

The time barrier has been tweaked . . .

it is everywhere all of the time . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)

100% skin is usually mod bait. YMMV HTH ETC

Twist her once more around for a three stage effect.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)

LINK IT

WHERE IS ITS PENIS?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)

WHERE GENERALLY ARE PENIS?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

I KEEPS MY PENIS IN MY PENIS POCKETS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)

JUST LIKE PIZZA POCKETS ONLY MORE CHEESE INVOLVED.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)

ABSURD! I ASSURE I AM VERY CLEAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)

I CLEAN MYSELF DAILY WITH ALCOHOL SWABS AND FIRE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)

hi!

i'm working right now.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)

OK I STOPPED.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)

HAMMERZEIT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:44, archived)

supernaff animation time

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connor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)

Let me get my penguin. He can sure use the practice. PULL!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)

SAMCHES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooh yes . . .

just in time barrier tweaking time ! This just feels good to see . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)

Music bubble is happy bubble

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)

looks more complacent to me.

WAKE UP THERE IS SHIT HAPPENING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)

SEXY.

HIS MASTER'S ~~VOICE~~GHOST.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)

blargh.

drawn by my friend, CiborneticaM colored by me.
i'm trying a new style...kinda sloppy...it is intentional! thoughts?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)

your stuff is better

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:20, archived)

Harsh but true

Classic Foofisms are bestest.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)

thankee i thinks...

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)

*has stars in eyes*

Nice change to see. Not that her traditional
rack of the gods look is not fun too. Chunky
colouring works well with the halftone burst. Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)

What's not to like . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

FOOOOOOF!!!!!

Hello gorgeous :) Happy New Year to you!
I like the shading, and I really like what you've done with the background.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:18, archived)

lo mr mo!

sorry i missed you...i go sleepy nowz.
^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:45, archived)

I THINK HE WORKS OUT AT MY GYM.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:11, archived)

Q&D

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

Hot tramp!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)

Gah

I'ma noise it I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)

I'd say yes regardless, but it might be pattern that is needed.

Hard to say, as it does look fine now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:28, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

YES

And now the other one looks better having seen this one.
AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)

I don't like the way I've done the hair...

I purposely oversimplified, but now I'm not happy with the effect. As you probably know by now though, I almost never re-do pics once I'm done with the initial vectoring. My feeling is, learn from it and move on and maybe the next one will be better. Hit and miss, rather than tweak tweak tweak :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)

Just looking back over my files

I don't think I've ever made a bowie pic I've liked.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)

That is scary.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)

"I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR PIES"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)

Oh on, not my pies mr. bowie!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)

THAT'S PRETTY FREAKY, BOWIE

"Bowie's in Space"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:24, archived)

HARE!

HAI!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:29, archived)

Y HELLO THAR.

I HAVE BEEN BACK AT WORK ALL DAY AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I CARE FOR IT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)

YES So lacking in friendly fluff.

Humans just seem to have problems
with everything. Cats know better.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:38, archived)

WHAT THE SHIT, FURFAG?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:42, archived)

OWLSEX IS WHERE IT'S AT NOW.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)

I HEARD TURKEYSEX.

GOBBLEGOBBLE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)

RIGHT IN HERE, HORSEBREATH.

HORSEBREATH.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:44, archived)

oh my.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)

NEIGH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)

THAT'S IT!! TALK YIFFY TO ME!!

I should chop out a few more of these yiffy kids.
Victorians were sick little baggers.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)

YIFF YIFF TWEEEEEET

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)

THE BOY BUGGERING YIFFY FEAR!!

A fear to be feared, indeed.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)

*fears*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:31, archived)

LAURIE ANDERSON!

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)

i cant find a good picture of a bacon sandwidge with brown sauce!

can anyone make one

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)

That's a tiny meth lab.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)

That's all you need.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:06, archived)

Have you tried

www.whatareweyourbaconsandwidgewithbrownsaucephotomakingbitches.com?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)

You tell em', girl!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)

pfft!

That sign ought to say something about the Milk Plus.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:01, archived)

I got yer brown sauce right here...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)

Hello Thomas.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)

Why yes

click for bigger.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)

I think I love you....

not

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)

I made one

but I eated it. Also: it was fakon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

well

i thought google would find at least a few pics of bacon buttys with brown sauce,

its wrong i tell you

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)

http://www.honestsausage.com/NewImages/HonSaus1.04/moreimages/Cnv00063.jpg

(Acemandoo, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:12, archived)

yeah thats just bacon?

is it just me that likes brown sauce i thought it was a british thing..

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)

Bacon butties are inedible

without brown sauce.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:23, archived)

agreed

but where are the pictures, just a normal pic would do

(schnurricane, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)

They're not photogenic.

Brown sauce just isn't.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:24, archived)

That's sad

I liked your vomit catching story. You're an inspiration.

and on that note, g'night, lovely b3tans.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)

RAGHGHAHG

Click for original

Also (119kB)

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Wiggle nom, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

Is that...

...hair gel?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

Heroin chic?

Or recent zombification?
Either way, it scares me.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

I was going for zombie

but i was very very drunk when I did it and gave up halfway

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Wiggle nom, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)

Remember, kids

Don't perform voodoo rituals when very very drunk.

(Ah, if only my parents taught me that when I was young)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)

if only!

just think of the money you'd save, not having to constantly be washing the blood of sacrificed chickens and goats off your ceremonial robes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

Robes?

You mean I didn't have to wear that happy-frog posing pouch?

Ohhh, you guyyyyys.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

The power of AIDS!

Nicely.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)

Herion is good stuffs!

Woo that's ace!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)

mmmmmmeth...

I loves it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)

Why is she saying "I'm white"?

...when she's clearly green?

Nice spak eyes, btw.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)

PRESSIVE

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)

Ah.

That looks more like it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)

all i see is

'breasts'

(Acemandoo, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)

You must have a longer photo than the one I'm looking at.

I can't see hers at all.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)

i see

breasts too

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:42, archived)

amazing!

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)

oh wait, that's a boy?

AAAAHHHHHAHHHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)

TXT FLIRT NOW!! CHAT CHAT CHAT

CALL TXT FLIRT NOW and CHAT CHAT CHAT with OWLS FROM YOUR CITY NOW!!...

..so you come from ABERDEEN, well TXT FLIRT NOW to 088923 and TXT FLIRT with OWLS in your
NEIGHBOURHOOD

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:06, archived)

bleh.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)

Bahaha

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
I finally got a good quote!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)

No offence

but I don't care.
Honestly, I really do not give one.

Edit: I'm terribly sorry, I'm in a foul mood so I'm just
going to tootle off to bed now. 'night all.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)

Well I wasn't saying it directly to you,

it was just a high place on the board.
Was just..general..y'know..
Yeah.
*gets lost in some woods*

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

Learn to type.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)

What do you mean?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)

"everyoning loves a good arse"

Make more sense little engine!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)

Well if you'll read that thread,

www.b3ta.com/board/7904738

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)

^ or that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)

Indeed

"Everyoning" should be capitalised.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)

Nope.

I was quoting :)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)

if you say so.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)

I think it was a reply to someone making a take away and replace a letter gag

- e
+ ing
they obviously meant the 'e' in 'arse' but hadn't specified.

Fuck, I need to get off this site.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

I caught it too

but it was more fun to go after ~~Bonnie...~~

um, ~~Psychedelic...~~

er, Clams Casino here (whatever he's calling himself this week)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

Hahah!

"Clams Casino"

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)

: D

Thought you'd like that.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

I learned from the whole "Psychedelic Warlord" bandwagon

that when people take the piss out of me it's usually funny.
:)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

me him

right?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

Maybe she'll get confused.

Edit: Off to bed now - night everyone!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)

mmm

its true.. "everyone loves a good arse"

!!

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

Harumph

Hello person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

As much as I agree with this,

it's actually within the FAQ guidelines, really..

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

not really.

last time I jacked a photo from somebody else's website (not a photo-hosting website, mind), I nearly got naughty stepped.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)

AH!

I didn't notice it was leeched!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

^ I assumed this.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

well i actually own the site.. and pay for the hosting.. um

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)

I'm gonna have to 'Hide' this due to the ridiculous size.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)

SATERDAY

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

...

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)

do you want to talk to owls in your area?

because i don't.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)

...

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

I don't want to flirt with that owl

It looks a bit rapey.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)

Haha bindun!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

I make no claims to originality

But who would do Meg? You?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

Yes.

/lies

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)

thanks.

i've just eaten, you know.
*meg-induced boking*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

You again!

You keep odd hours here.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)

indeed i do.

i'm all messed up since they took away my diet pills! my sleep pattern is well and truly borked :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)

Took them away?

Why?

or is that getting a little too personal?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)

they're experimental

i was only supposed to be on them for 6 months, with an expected weight loss of 1-2 stones. i've been on them 2 years and lost 6 stones. they've stopped working now, i'm used to them, so they stopped me having them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)

I'll have your share!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)

heheh

i could have made a fortune selling them, but the first time i was able to walk 3 miles without collapsing was better than money!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)

Hooray!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

i was starting to forget

what my toes looked like, too ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)

Horray for toes!

I like toes. They're useful for typing with and picking things up with and stuff.

Any pics of your wonderful slenderised self?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)

not ones that i'd show in public!

my toes are very useful, i can pick up a pen with them and write my name, i can unlock the door with my toes, they are great!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:41, archived)

Very useful indeed when both hands are occupied with large alcoholic beverages, no doubt

Any swimsuit pics?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

only

the top of my head, sticking out of the jacuzzi...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)

It's a start

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

I bet they get the sun now too ;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)

pfff!

in england? you must be joking!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)

So...

If you can them and get 2240lb of them, you'd have a ton of ten tinned tanned toes?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)

oof!

i won't say that's good for this time of night, because it'd be just as funny in the daytime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)

6 stones?

That's a heluva loss!! Congrats to you for your victory, and for helping the manufacturer prove their drug worked!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)

well

better me than those poor fat bunnies! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)

Well hooray (again) for you!

Surely there must've been an element of willpower too, no?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)

i don't have much willpower

but i'm easily bullied into movement!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)

Did you get any before & after shots?

Or are you still working on the 'after' part of that?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)

i'm still working on the "after"

15 years of almost constant illness and having to spend most of my time indoors has piled on the weight a bit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)

Illness too?

Which was first? Illness or weight problems? Or did they just kinda go hand-in-hand?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)

i've always been plump

it runs in the family. but i became very ill in my early teens and the real weight problem started right there.

oops, the little fella is waking up, i'd best be off. g'night guys!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)

g'night!

take care of the lil nipper!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:55, archived)

.. youd think

that everyone was living in Africa and on dialup.. the way people carry on!

Its not using b3ta as a host.. so does it matter ?

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)

What about bandwidth limits?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)

.. ok

i understand now.. fair enuff guv

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)

yes.

It doesn't matter where the image comes from. Unless it's hosted on my very own computer, I've got to allow it to feed into it through whatever portal I'm using to view the internets.

And maybe I'm not in some impovershed little backwater, some folks have a limit imposed on their bandwidth by their ISP. We're not trying to be douchebags for the sake of being douchebags.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)

In other words,

www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/2chairs.jpg

And I've reduced that by 1000px in width.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

and browsing internets on dem phoneses!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

Ahh you can't fool me!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)

O RLY?

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST GOT THAT!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

!!!!!!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)

The birds sing a pretty song!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

TWT

TWOO

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

OH I GOTTA GET ME SOME HOT OWL ASS DOUBLEQUICK.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)

This post really made me laugh

Perhaps this has more to do with it being 4:37am than I'd like to admit but meh!

*Clicks*

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)

I dun made an invasion

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:59, archived)

Oh Shit!!

Who's Lady Liberty invading NOW?

Nice style btw

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)

Oh ta, the style is called, 'I don't know what I'm doing'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)

All the dice in the world!

;)
Also, check my profile for the latest of the Azumanga Daioh's :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:03, archived)

Thems is damn nice, but I have never watched this anime-type-toon.

Infact, I can't remember the last bit of good anime what I dun seen.

I do like Miyazaki's stuff. Plus all the old classics, Golgo 13, Cyber City Oedo, Ninja Scroll, etc

@D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:06, archived)

If the first episode doesn't do it for you, watch episodes 8 and 21.

www.animetv.ws/azumanga-daioh/

21 is better, and don't let the confusion in 8 put you off, it explains it all in good time. Almost.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:09, archived)

bookmarked.

Ah, I just remembered, I watched 'Paprika' which was a feature released last year. It's a masterpiece.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

I'll decide

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:04, archived)

Yes.

the invasion is going exactly to plan.

Optimisation fucked me over and I can't be bothered to go back and fix it.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:04, archived)

What is that creature?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:09, archived)

Do you really want to know?

DO YOU?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

Is it a cat?

From the future?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)

No.

It is a CDC with a shadow but I used the smudge tool to disguise that.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)

a wolf?

from the past?

Oh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)

A fish

from the present?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)

Must be one of dem fancy Hover-Fish.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:22, archived)

The ones from the Hover Dam?

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)

You've been?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)

Nice hue & saturation.

Goes well with the ufo theme. I wholeheartedly approve of this.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)

Oh ta, just fucking around, you know.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

I wholeheartedly approve of fucking around too.

It's why I've got so damned many kids.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)

THAT'S A BIT BLUE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)

Well, they'd have turned blue if I hadn't used them for their intended purpose

which was to impregnate my wife as many times as I could get away with. (which is to say 'a lot')

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)

You idiot!

nice pic though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)

YOU MANIACS!

Now, THIS, is a nice picture

img249.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mw12ib6.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

ta.

haven't done any of those for about a year and a half.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)

It's my favourite.

The whole style of it pleases me immensely.

Great work on the eyes.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)

Hooray :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:33, archived)

Another 7 Shape b3tan Vectorage (back on with these in 2008)

Shiboo
---

If anyone else wants to be immortalized in this
style the please Gaz me a link with a pic (full head / hear / hat - not cropped off -
so I have the full head!) and I'll do them eventually. Which is gonna be part
of a larger art project I'm working on.

If you've already sent me a pic but not yet been done ... I'll get round to you!

----

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)

These are ace.

It's a really cool style.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)

why>

tank u

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)

^this.

basically

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)

Brilliant, as alllllways!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)

Nice

and you've inspired me to make a Bowie lumpy vector I think, if I can find a decent source pic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)

just take the crazy bits from anything ...

you find ... that's the most important thing ... whether that's colours or crazy shapes ... just make those stand out and it becomes intersting IMHO (in my honest/humble/hectoring option. delete as appropriate)

Right I'm off to watch Shameless S05 E02.

Sees you later!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)

LOL

lurk moar

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:08, archived)

You are really good at this.

I sent you a gaz back on 8 Dec requesting one of these. Since I'm only infrequently here at this hour, and since Glassco.cx is borked, I have no idea if you ever got around to 'doing me'. If so, thank you and please provide a link. If not, then would you consider it?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)

Devil-woman's birthday ;)

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)

Who, Sinead O'Conner?

What makes her (and I'm only guessing it's her) 'Devil-woman"?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)

My mother, you fool!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)

C'mon, how was I supposed to know she was your mother?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)

Pfft!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:09, archived)

They really are awesome but...

why are they called 7 shape?
Edit: He's gone hasn't he? Anyone else know?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)

Well ... because ...

They're only seven vector shapes big ... making something good out seven cut outs ...

EDIT Here are the seven shapes ...

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)

Oh I see now. Well I'm currently doing one shape ones then.

I'm going to have a go at multiple shapes!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:51, archived)

So that's why they don't take very long?

I tried to pick them out and failed! :P

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:56, archived)

I'm getting faster at them ...

But (I think) there's a talent / skill involved ...

Maybe :S

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:58, archived)

I seem to be taking longer at mine.

Click for bigger
Five and a half hours.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)

He looks furry.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:06, archived)

Yiff?

I mean, if that's your type...

I don't know what I'm trying to say.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)

YIFF YIFF GRRR MEOW

about sums it up.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:16, archived)

He has stubble in that picture.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)

On his forehead?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)

Yes, now run along.

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)

This gives me a perfect chance to try out my new woo!

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)

Next thing you know, you'll be having dreams about pig -tailed girls.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)

I'll end up removing them wrong! :(

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:53, archived)

What is

'OOM'?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)

Tut.

It starts spinning when she hits Yomi on the head.
It comes out of the impact with Tomo's hand and yomi's head, therefore it says "WOO"

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ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)

OOM

OOM OOM OOM

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)

Oooh, ace.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:53, archived)

This am lully.

Makes me think 'cyber-punk'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:04, archived)

mmmm

what a sexy lady... who is she ?

(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)

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