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aargh

(jwestbury image dr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

No, no, no

Really, don't.

Please resize it and edit your post. There's a good boy/girl/cactus

/edit: I like how you didn't wipe out the old text before applying some new ones.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

aargh

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

Fucking hell!

It's bigger than my house!

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Weetobix, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

Utter failure.

On every single level.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

I see, it's even in the basement

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

But

failure - it can be milked.

However - this picture cannot. Scientifically facted. (TM)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

Yes?

Did you call?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

BIGGER!

Shot at 2007-10-29

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Oh fuck.

I have the serious Muttley-Giggles going on right now.

I need tea.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

mmmmm

tea

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

ahahaha!

Any chance of seeing the full size version?

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

from tiny to huge in 2 threads, i love b3ta

you really need to read this fast
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm.

thread deletion imminent.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

You utter Twatbadger.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

it looks like he couldn't be arsed resizing the text

IT'S GOT LAZY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Don't shout, mate....

I'm not feeling very well.

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

ARGH!

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

*squints*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

Is it the south american food doing that to you?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Haha

I'm even eating a chili burrito as I type this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

Oh dear

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

Why, that's...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

i like this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

and I liked yours

It made me weep a little.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

i feel a lost balloon coming over me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

fail

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha!

You tit

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

^this^

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

omg

I can see this all the way over in the United States

(thanks to the internet)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

pfft.

loon!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Please tell me it's not Tuesday!

The image viewer I use has a 500kb limit. what you need to do is get some needle-nosed tweezers and pluck every other pixel out of your picture to make it smaller.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

ROFLCOPTORZ!!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

My mum used to punctuate her shouting like that

WHAT *whack*
HAVE *whack*
I *whack*
TOLD *whack*
YOU *whack*
ABOUT *whack*
FIGHTING *whack*
WITH *whack*
YOUR *whack*
BROTHER *whack*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

What a total bitch

she sounds ace

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

Good job she didn't have a stutter.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)

haha!~

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

For my kids it would be

Read *whack
The *whack
F *whack
A *whack
Q *whack

(manbear84, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

I CAN SEE IT FROM THE MOON!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

I feckin love this

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

yay

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Nice idea though

(Potatoman, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Jesus

Ithought I'd been transported ther for a minute it's so HUGE!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

UNITS OF INTERNET IN THIS POST:

500/2

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

Too Brown

...and I don't like the font.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

the end is nigh!

b3ta will collapse upon itself!
repent all yee sinners and filesize abusers!

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Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

WOAH!

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

I like this

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)

WOW!

FAQ OFF

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

Since no one got it last night

Who is BarryHO?

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

WTF

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

i have no idea

try again later.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

He already tried once less than 12 hours ago.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

we could make a twice daily quiz

someone will understand eventually.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

Or don't.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

Don't be like that.

I'm sure if he keeps posting it every 12 hours someone will get it in the end.

Edited for pissage - www.b3ta.com/board/7969947

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

*raises hand*

baggsy not me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

perhaps qwolf should offer a prize

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

your MUM?

/talk mode

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

I know who Jackie O was.

Will that do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

Kiese Sosai

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

^ needs more spelling

sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

Your gay live-in ladyboy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

RIS

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Cae1, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

eh?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Barak

It's obamas highschool yearbook photo.

since no one want's to play, I'll just tell you.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

obviously

*puts away magnifying glass

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

he hasn't aged a day

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Alrighty. Just point me to the hummus and we'll be on our way.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

come on Barry!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

Corrie

Not sure where I'm going with this.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

the toilet?

to be sick?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

^^^THIS

Ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

I think she has an inner

charm.

Or maybe tapeworm.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

To the place where they sell new eyes please

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

That deserves the first Esler of the day... :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

It's a what now?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

TV's very own Gavin Esler...

he's awarded for outstanding contributions to the board on a completely subjective methodology of judging (mine).

Be happy, it's a good thing.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Neato

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

you made me fart and LOL at the same time in the office you cunt ;D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

Multi tasking!

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

*still LOLing*

edit: This is officially the picture that has made me laugh the most so far in 2008

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

That's great

Thanks ;)

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

*eye bleaches

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

no thanks.

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Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Go on, kiss her.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)

No.

Sha'nt.

*folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

*bites it*

Oooh I am playful today. Is it because I've just been sent two days worth of work to do before 6? Might be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

lip biting FTW

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

It's lovely, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

it sure is

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

not too hard though

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

as long as there's no blood

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

No, just more of a gentle nibble.

But not too gentle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Haha I hear that.

Nothing like an impossible deadline to make me want to spend all day on the board :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Well really, what do they expect?

They may as well have asked me to grow a cock by 5 sharp and beat my manager round the face with it. Not going to happen, is it?

Did you get my answer down there? I'm notoriously hard to do things to artistically. I shall have a check about. There is one picture I can think of, but it's kind of a bit rude.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

define kind of a bit

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

sort of slightly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

i'm with you now

so it's kind of like almost nearly?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

EXACTLY ish in a roundabout way

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

tell my wife i said...

hello

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Tell her yourself

Because she's HERE TONIGHT! ALL THE WAY FROM YOUR HOUSE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Office LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

*bows*

Thangyewgermanygoodnight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

did I mention that I also paint...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

easy

there's an arm in the way of any important areas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

I don't mind

I'll paint around it.

Edit: Ok, I'm going to be truthful. I don't paint, but I could learn, and failing that, I could just look.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

With a big flower?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

you or me with a big flower?

right, I'm off. I'll look forward to receiving your porn. I'll check my gaz whenever i can.

Have a nice weekend everrybudday!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

You too!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Please do not obstruct the fire exits.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

*obstructs*

muahahahahaha don't worry Weston, I'm making you some friends.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

roffleBurns

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

See, you should take impossible deadlines and turn them into possible lifelines.

/no fucking idea what I am on about

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

are you pushing the envelope?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

I'm thinking outside of the box.

You know what I actually fucking said in a call yesterday??

"We should put that project on the back burner, cos we have other stews that need cooking".

I couldn't believe it. I still don't.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

haha!~

Delia

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

*shuns*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

Pfffft *slaps*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

oh dear

I was told that someone was "just spitballing but remember this is just a ballpark figure"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Probably thinking outside the box.

~~the~~ your

:)

Edit: Achtung Piss Den Gehirn!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

Gehirnpissen FDG

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

is that mucky?

I need to go home soon

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

Amen, brother!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

*gets jealous*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

*bites lip*

feel better?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

yes!

cheers hameboy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

nae bother an' that

know

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

why on earth?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

I don't get bitten by you or Dixon nearly enough

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

I bite him and he bloody ignores me!

I reckon if you bite him he'll bite you back. How could he resist?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

*surprise chomp on back of neck*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

Goodness!

*grows penis, starts fancying men*

You've turned me!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

She fancies you especially.

(edit: Frog that is. I can't speak for Ms. Wow)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

It must be because I smell of flies.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

maybe it's the warts

*feels bad*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

O_o

You're a big meany.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

sorry

*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

\o/ I got a hug

yay :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

you like hugs?

try this on for size

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGS*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

*goes all Betty Davis*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

*gravelly voice*

you've got betty davis eyes

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yep

*opens jar*

Just run one round your mouth for a few seconds, it feels great

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Lynx effect?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

chinese chips?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

I just like making him uncomfortable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

She's lovely.

I do love toads, they're marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

There's a question. Is she a toad or a bullfrog?

I'm not sure.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

I would say toad, but I'm not sure, just hopeful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think you may be right.

It's got warts. Only toads have those.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

Looks like a horned toad to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

Best of all the toadytoads.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

But have you met

the Colorado River Toad? Now there's one for lickin'.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Cor!

That's really well done. Been loving your stuff lately.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

Aw shucks. :)

Ta muchly.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

camilla?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

pffft!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

Joan Rivers?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Alright

*snogs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

Phwoar!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Digging up some composted peas...

Click for biggerisation
Available as a b3ta T-shirt here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

this has lost nothing in repostulation

a woo and a click for you.

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

I thought it was appropriate for the compo

and Rob could probably use the T-shirt sales

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

Bell end-Lady hole

I didn't edit this, you can try it for your self...

(ollyboly says that the date is, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

Gah! My eyes!

Take the toffee away!..

woooo..
/collapse click.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

Page 48 :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

more Chicken!

(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

more cowbell

i got a fever and the only cure is cowbell

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

'ello jack

did i miss anything after the strip you posted earlier?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

Dunno

Don't think so.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

oh cool

I was worried i'd missed a pin up!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

I've missed all of these

but it looks good :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

I always end up reading it

in chunks of about 5 pages, backwards.

If you change the number in the filename you can see all the pages.

You should also read Nurse Sally's first adventure:

www.collectedcurios.com/NSVSTM.zip

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

Jolly Jack, Jolly Jack they're out of whack
Golly it's, squirrels with tits, Oh no, no
Jolly Jack, Jolly Jack there ain't no crack
Because it's, squirrels with tits, Oh no, no

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

Finally! A theme tune. This JJ show has been missing one for, like, ever!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)

Excerpt From A Teenage Yiffer?

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fuscous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

Explains the old bloke's heart attack

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

I only just realised that

when you said it.

One of the best songs EVAR!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)

Sad but true

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

Joll-eeeeee (He's right here in the house)

Joll-eeeeee (look, some tits on a mouse)
Joll-eeeeee (He's the man with the skills)
Joll-eeeeee (Look it's time for more thrills)

So if you go down to the woodlands today
Lookout for that manbear hid-ing in the hay
He'll rape you and fuck you and leave you for dead
Then dress you in high heels and take you to bed.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)

*slips into awe*

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

*slips into something more comfortable

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

About bloody time too!

A welcome return :)

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Weetobix, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

You'll probably have to wait another year for page 49 :\

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

Woo!

Been waitin' for another page!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Aces!

I wasn't aware that this was still running. Coolness

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

I've just realised...

... that Nurse Sally is a dead ringer for a girl I know.

Not sure she'd much appreciate me making the comparison though... I shall have to point mutual friends at it discreetly.

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wangmaster2000, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)

first time I've seen this, is nice!

and now I've just downloaded the zip of the lot of them, ahhh reading time! yay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Scorsese / Paxman

Gonna be a long night, gonna be all right

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

Scorseseman!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

Paxese!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

Paxsese

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RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

Haharrr!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

why is wiki-tan cleaning it up?

(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

Paxsese!

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

an' again!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

again?

but all three replies are different!

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

Same in essence.

...good enough to qualify as far as I'm concerned.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

RIS?

I don't get it

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

Paxsese!

PAXSESE!
P-A-X-S-E-S-E-!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

Yes, I got it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

Good.

(Can you explain it to me then, please?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

hehe

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

Is it wrong that every time I look at this image I think Morrissey?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

oooh I see what you mean

is it wrong that when I add 234 to 85 I get 16?

(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

Only if you feel all dirty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

Good afternoon fake me

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

well good afternoon

I hope your labels are all neat and in order

(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

I take it instead of changing to another name,

you just eliminated another of my possible variations?

Can I really not have Clan Soul back?

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Email Rob

you're the one who's given him cash and he used to work for emap so he'll definitely be on your side.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

I suppose,

but causing more of a fuss than I have in the months I've been here is the last thing on my mind.

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

Quite right.

(Clan Soul is risking the galaxy for SCIENCE™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

*blinks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

If you really want to be convincing

you'll have to donate.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

That

(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

The other

Hehehe this is getting rather silly

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

I think it raises an interesting question:

how committed are you to this? Is it worth enough to you that you'd actually waste money, as opposed to just time?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

Not if its modulo 303...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

Well

personally I don't see it... show us?
Oh, I tried to vector the pic in your profile but it didn't really work out. If you've got other source pics I'd be happy to look at them, but there's not enough clearly defined detail in that one for me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

CAPTAIN WOW, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH THINGS ON YOUR FACE

*chastises*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)

NOT ENOUGH THINGS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)

haha, unexpectedly this is making me think of that amazing bit in Uncle Buck.

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

Good day to you, madam."

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYV2uiKsWCc

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)

I remember that.

I suppose the quarter is for the journey, rather than for the rat.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

I'm apparently notoriously difficult to art up.

Manwife's tried to draw me so many times and just....can't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

That was a good thread.

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

BRILLIANT!

Not often you see something new on here! Woo! :D

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..wil, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:20, archived)

hahaha

that's ace right there

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

Ha ha! :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

woooo!

is goodnessy

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

Shopping Centre - don't know why just made us giggle

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

Needs more sceptre'd isle

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Arf.

Nice one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Woo. Nice work!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

hmm

interesting

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

Nice timing.

P.S. I have some venison that needs slow cooking, does anyone have any recommendations of what I should do?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

Put it in an oven on a lowish heat

until it has cooked (quite slowly).

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Slow cook it?

Delia online never ever fails me

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

Fair enough, I guess I'll just do a generic stew.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

Noooooooo wait.....

www.deliaonline.com/search/?qx=venison

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)

Yeah, they all use things I don't have and can't be bothered to get.

I'll just use the veg I have and some chorizo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

WOO-SOMES!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha!

*pops into Boogie Wonderland for a loaf*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

*goes to Waynes World*

Oooohhhh, ribbed for her pleasure.

Ewwwww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

haha!~

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

Feeling bored, so I did this

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)

cool!

EDIT: and i'm off
BYE B3TA! HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND YOU SEXY BITCHES.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

Night, Sir!

have a good 'un!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

*spends a futile hour trying to make oranges from juice

edit: woo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

I can't help adding my own sound effects to that

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

doesn't it sound like

squeeeeewoooop?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

You have one of those silly whistles with the slider in the bottom that makes the funny pitch shifting noise!

aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

A Swany whistle?

www.whistleworld.co.uk/acatalog/Orchestral_Whistles.html

I was quite surprised to find there is a 'Whistle World'

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

That's the chap!

...and now I know how the clangers speak!!

and surely you know by now that there is a 'world' for everything?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

my mum is a nurse

and she once looked after the chap who wrote the scripts for the Clangers. In one of the episodes a character bangs his head and was scripted to say "bloody hell", even though they had the whistle for a voice this line still got censored by the BBC.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

Did they bleep out the whistle when it finally went to air?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

that would make me happy beyond belief.

Apparently the line was changed to "flippin' hell".

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

If anyone needs looking after, it's the bloke who wrote the scripts for the Clangers.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

^this

however, Soup Dragon is easily the best combination of words ever.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)

i would say

squeeeoooop was a fair approximation of a swany whistle

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

Not bad

given the challenges of the current state of internet phonetics...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

I wish.

/deprived

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)

I have a swannee whistle

AND a kazoo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)

Bpppphrrrth....mmmmmmmssssqqqhshh! maybe?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

that is cool yeah.

'Ning all!

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

aren't you me?

(Clan Soul is risking the galaxy for SCIENCE™, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

I'm both of you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

I'm Spartacus!

Edit: Actually, I'm not really, but I thought I'd just say.....
Oh well, sorry.... I'll be about my business, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

I'm Kirk Douglas' son!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

I'm Brian and so's my wife

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ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)

Why don't you two stop flirting and kiss?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)

because he's mine

gerrof!

(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

Your anims fill me with joy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

Am I the only one that finds this mildly erotic?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

God I hope so...

I mean this place is wierd enough without that kind of behaviour...
:)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

Am I the

only one that finds you finding this mildly erotic mildy erotic?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

I find you saying that very erotic.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

How erotic

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

*runs screaming from the board*

*finds that reality is extremely dull*
*returns*
*never ever leaves again*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

Cor!

It's lucky you didn't take off and nuke u8s from orbit.

There's no going back from that sort of thing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

True

It is, however, the only way to be sure...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)

certainly the only one who finds it merely *mildly* erotic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

Yes!

...

No.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

now i am feeling joyous

yes

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

So that's how it's done!

Very edumacational indeed

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

There's not mushroom here...

Etc.

Click for forest-size.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

mushroom mushroom!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)

this puts me in mind of will-o the wisp

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yeah - that's kind of where I was when I did it.

Although it started with a Gordon-Ramsay-o-tron.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

I dun a tube map

a while ago but it's very big, and I got no software to monkey with it now. Not even fucking MS Paint.
Anyway, here's the map if you'd like a look.

(seefacks never knowingly sophisticated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

good work!

would you be offended if i reposted my tubemap here?

www.glastonbridge.co.uk/text/gbtube3.pdf

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

heh heh

one seventh of your life is spent on Monday

(point to remember)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)

I think

we might have similar brains

(seefacks never knowingly sophisticated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

you used to be able to inject javascript into streetmap.co.uk

i am disappointed that this no longer appears to work in my time of need. damn you streetmap! and damn your input sanitisation!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

Krapy Rubsnif

ftw!

Ace work sir.

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)

What'a a porridge wog?

In other news: I notice Vic Reeves has now almost completed his metamorphosis into Eric Morecambe.

edit: That map is most chucklesome. *clicks*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

I thought Nick Robinson was taking that job on

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

Nah. he's not even close.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

Porridge wog

= Scotsman

(seefacks never knowingly sophisticated, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

Handy lifestyle tip:

Don't actually use this term in front of a Scotsman. It has been known to cause offence.

Yeah, I know. Touchy bastards.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

nice font work

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)

Oh God -

That would mean If I wanted to go home of an evening, I would have to use Russell Brand.

The Horror!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)

just make sure you've got plenty of lube and wear two pairs of rubber gloves for extra safety

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

I think I'd rather lie across the live rail...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)

oooh kinky

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

Pffft!

Typical. :)

Got any spare hugs going? Could use one right around now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

I always carry a spare for such occasions.

Come over here and recieve.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

Awwwwwww......

Bless you.

*melts*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

This is excellent work

Well done that man. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

one for Awkward Silence, please

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Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

You're lucky

When I venture down to the 'orrible saaaath, I have to get off at Old C*nt Face. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

bungee!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

hahaha!!

just noticed the fireman riding it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

*has visions of ivesbs being alarmed at suddenly noticing a fireman bouncing up and down on his cock*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)

i certainly would be alarmed!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

pass me the eye bleach

before I vom

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

Eye bleach? That's gotta smart.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)

better than the image proposed above

by a long shot!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

and what wrong with an image of me?

*looks in mirror*
oh yes...
sorry..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

Just a bit Dorian Grey-like...

www.b3ta.com/board/7968029

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Damnation!

I'm sorry I missed that or I'd have tossed ~~my lunch~~ my compliments to you. Well done (considering the source material)!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)

Not me

You'll be wanting Capt PDMcP for the compliments...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

*slaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)

he does it so much he actually enjoys it now!

perv...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

It's true

no joy without it anymore.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)

then this should get you off..

*thrashes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

*splashes at heffster*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

i'd recommend using safe search when googling fireman.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)

Unfortunately there's no safe search available for ogling Ivesb

poor Ivesb - you know I'm just taking the piss, eh?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7799954

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)

You can't get me to click that

I've heard it's worse than tubgirl, goatse, and 2girls1cup rolled into one!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

you'll never know unless you look!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

That's not your nekkididity is it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

click it and find out....

go on...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)

only ever once

... not least because of the profusion of weapon/chopper puns that followed it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

...and I thought I was bad

making folks click links to sites for horselove.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

amatuer.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

saboteur

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

hehe - excellent *clicks*

shameless of me: I know....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

hehe

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)

absolutely fantastic.

Have you strictly followed the 8x8 pixel, 2 colour rule here?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)

arf!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

Too... many... weird jokes!

Only took an entire Easter to do in Paint. Part of an unfinished project, but I thought I'd whack up our "Perfect World" anyway

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TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

Fray Bentos' House :)

Nice touch....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

Kinda like this one?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/TheZeitgeist/872f01cb.jpg

edit: this isn't mine, I just had it in my favourites

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moohalaa, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

I took my outline

from an svg on Wikipedia or similar.

And I did mine in Paint, which genuinely is a fucker to do.

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TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

OMFG

That is up there on the epic scale...

*bookmarks for future perusal*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

If I ever get the entire thing finished

it'll be going up on our website. There's an unfinished map for Europe (a.k.a. United Kingdom) somewhere.

EDIT: Probably the only place you'll find the joke "Fresh Prince of Belarus"

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TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I look forward to seeing that one!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Woo

still scanning but the South Sandwich Isles get my current chorlte...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

FRESH

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

my, lots of chuckles in that one

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

hahaha

fantastic stuffs.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

Opening that has crashed my interwebnet

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

a truly joyous amount of time has been spent here

You have my seal of approval

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

and mine!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)

Fuck. Me.

EPIC.

Though this is actually how I see the world anyway.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

Cool

Aztec empire? The Mayan will not be pleased with that.

/edit: aah, the two Georgias finally reunited. Nice.
/edit: Stanstanistan! :D

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)

wonderful - nay, brilliant!

*wants to visit Wogan Towers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

^ this

especially the transformation of Austria to a lake

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)

Last year I was in bummer (anyone who knows me can vouch for this)

and I've just got back from Can 'o' beer via Thrush!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

what the fuck happened to algeria and tanzania?

edit - have now looked closer ;)

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Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)

Clicks, hard.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)

oh man

I'm thrilled! *CLIX!*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)

Nice punnage

I very much approve.

Dutch Guarana, indeed!

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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

Dude

what have you done with Algeria?

(atomkinder is deeply unfashionable, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)

I'm too young to get this "joke"

RIS?

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giant_squid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

I am too young for this

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

so am I

I don't understand it myself

(

giant_squid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

It's orf the telly innit?

In other news I was just emergency evacuated!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

Ex-Lax again?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

Well it was quite windy

I'm at Canary Wharf

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

I see!

Can you go and find some Sun columnists and punch them in the face for me please then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

Any message?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

I think the fist alone

will be enough of one!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)

Did you get to the toilet in time?

edit: we're all very predictable here, aren't we?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

I am win!

You are fail :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

Next time I'll be more concise.

I obviously wasted time typing

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

You have much to learn young mouiap!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

It's what I rely on

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

tummy upset?

and to all the others, JINX!

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giant_squid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

I am win!

You are fail!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

yeah, yeah, but I jinxed you

(

giant_squid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

*punches self in arm for talking*

And by the way Mr Squid, Hows Mort?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)

he's written a new song

www.myspace.com/morttheostrichmusic

but the animation won't be along for a long while

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giant_squid, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Awesome!

*bums giant_squid*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

I am getting too old for this!

Noon all

_/\_

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

Pffft.

I only have vague memories of seeing that programme.

Edit: Speaking of period comedies - a few days ago I bought the complete Jeeves and Wooster on DVD for seventeen quid!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)

Downloads are cheaper,

And ITV3 are flogging it to death anyway.

(

Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

Yeah

but downloads involve all the hassle of finding decent quality copies, waiting for them to download if there aren't many seeders and bothering to burn them onto DVD.

Much easier to just use an HMV voucher I got for Christmas when they're flogging them at £17 instead of £50.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

Nah

If you take care to keep your ratio above 1.0 or better, there are closed websites that have all manner of rare and unavailbled (i.e. not on DVD) stuff.

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Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

RIP Demonoid :(

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)

Nick Cave fan?

There's loads out there, keeping a low profile ;)

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Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)

Aw fab. It's on one of the freeviews now and then.

One of my biggest regrets is not buying that for my dad cos he loved it too and now it's too late.
/Ungrateful child blog.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

I think they're starting to get a bit too prescriptive.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Eh?

~~Lisa Riley~~ Ermintrude

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

pfft!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

that is a very well concealed elephant

(

wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

OH GOD TEXT

too quick.

But very woo after the second time round :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

Yeah, I wasn't sure if I'd given it long enough.

Not long to wait for the next go though

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

quite, quite.

*puffs on pipe*
*clicks for good measure*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

There's plenty of time to read it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

No need to show off, pigeon eyes.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

I don't even know

what that insult is supposed to mean.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

It's a compliment if anything

Sorry, just excited at watching QI and learning new things ;)

Apparently a pigeon's brain sees things much faster than humans, meaning that if they watched a film at the cinema, to them it would appear as a slideshow rather than as a moving image.

How they know this, fuck nose.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)

nasal sex

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)

or 1 monster from teh deep

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

teh?

you should watch it, especially after using 'toap' in conversation the other day

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wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

fuck you

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

= lisa riley

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

:) Thanks, I didn't want to say it myself

One cheap dig a day is probably enough for me

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

I pass some hay bails next to the M5 that say 'Fathers for Justices', on them

the farmer has taken some away so it now says 'Fat hand for ju'

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

*watches the captain come running*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

Gold star 21: Paolo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

heh

i saw them on top of the BBC building in Bristol

it was exciting

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

How did the hay bails get up there?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

taken up by hay cricketers

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

I bet they got pissed off about having to go all the way downstairs for the ball every time there was a boundary.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

I saw the Strangeways rioters

Every day, during my lunch time, for a month, beat that.

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Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)

They shouldve been locked up for that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

Badum Tish!!!

(

Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

In other news,

You must be well old! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

Student job

Not THAT old....

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Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

Whatever Grandad ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

Kiddo!

(

Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

don't the jews have enough to worry about?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

Am woo!

(

Monty Propps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

hahaha

woo cliks

(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

Lets. Play. Darts!

Captain Burkill, you require 460...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

I miss teh Darts :(

That final was brillogs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

460 passengers?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

and not a single one dead

cant even crash properly

(

wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Bet he's foreign!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

136

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

I thought it said wasp pox there

*rubs tired eyes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

THAT IS THE WORST LEOPARD EVER

LEAVE MY HOME

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

How rare!

But why is France speaking in an Italian accent?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

why shouldn't it?

It's learning to be tolerant of other cultures.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Thats what pisses me off about the modern world

Bloody racial tolerance! Its a disgrace! Its just because of a ~~lack of~~ knowledge and understanding of other cultures!

/nazi blog

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

hello Littlejohn!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Oi!

I am not Littlejohn! I am John Gaunt and I am a twat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

oh, terribly sorry.

~~cunt~~ twat.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

What the hell

is TalkSport doing paying that twat so much money?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

well if it wasn't talksport, it'd be the daily mail.

Or the telegraph.

*shudder*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

But that wouldnt bother me as I dont

read either of those "newspapers". I do however listen to TalkSport....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)

Yeah!

Send them all home.

So they can have an early start to the weekend.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

Ha!

Bloody French! They dont have a working week to have a bloody weekend from! Bloody French!

/nazi blog 2

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

I blame the European Union

And their fancy metric system.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

Yeah! Fucking Belgians!

Waffles and Mayonnaise, thats not a meal! Fucking Belgians! And don't even get me started on the fucking Dutch! The fuckers sold me a mountain climbing holiday there! Fuckers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

Shuddup a ya face!

'ello 'sushi

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Lo Geoffrey!

How do? You back from your travels yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

Oh yes :¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

Never mind!

I havent even been out of the country for a year and a half :( Apart from a crappy day trip to Belgium that I dont remember and spent 4 hours of asleep in a hotel bar....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

Why am I not surprised by this news?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)

I have no idea why....

In my defence, I was drunk when I woke up, so I didnt drink too much in Belgium! On the coach back I fell asleep with a glass of Cider in my hand and poured it over myself. I thought I had pissed myself....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)

Pfft!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)

occupation

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

Speaking in an Italian accent isnt an occupation you crazy foo'!

Unless of course you are Al Pacino or Robert de Niro....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)

O.o'

he looks curious

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

that's the best leopard I've seen all day*

*ever

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Help. Anyone?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

yea, the bins need taken out

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

post neuvo neville

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

it is a bit the nevilleish, isn't it?

oh well, I'm going to keep on doing them

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

This is trousers

of the slickest and most well-creased variety and I applaud.

/applauds.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

needs moar mudkipz

(

moohalaa, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)

LIES AND MOAR LIES

hello mooey ^_^

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

hewwo snookums

*puts lepoards in youe bed for a laugh*

(

moohalaa, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES

ALWAYS NEARLY KILL ME :(

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

you have to admit the one with replacing your anal lube with honey

and inviting a family of large rabid bears into your bedside table
did result in internet hilarity!

(

moohalaa, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

I was going to use

my Joey Deacon 'woo' but it seems to have vanished :(

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

I can imagine.

*teehee!*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

mad as box of rabbis

i like

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)

Why rely on shoddy foreign imports?

Our domestic Men On Fire have a far smaller carbon footprint.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)

Leopards!

They steal my pint, they eat my food, they rob my wimmin!

(Khajiit are awful bastards you see.)
Woo for you!

(AshTeamRacing, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)

heh. good stuff.

(

postbear has metal knees, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)

No real reason

(

BamaSS, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

hahahah

belmeriffic!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

hehe

most spluff-worthy cast in a film for a while, methinks

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

you've obviously not seen 'Anal Maids 4: Dirty Apartment'

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)

i'm sure i have

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)

can i borrow it?

(

wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)

you probably gave it to me

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha great title.

What were the other 3 called?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Anal Maids 1: Mucky Mansion
Anal Maids 2: Pipe Cleaner
....

etc

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

Ha ha

the 2nd one sounds great :o)

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

the next one is Anal Maids 5: Ewok Invasion

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

dirty kitchen

involving bananas, cucumbers and carrots
dirty toilet, invovling water sports
and the original, dirty room

(

wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)

does it involve cleaners with obsessive compulsive disorder?

as surely that would be quite a good trait in a cleaner

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

yay for grub

(incredible wrongun, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Is that a real ploughman's lunch or a sad, poorly executed mockery of one?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

What's the difference?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

one's real

the other is a sad poorly executed mockery of one

(

wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

^ this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

-_-

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

Colin Mochrie?

I've been watching "Whose line is it anyway" on Dave. What a great show that was.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

They never show the ones with Paul Merton or John Sessions though.

It's always Mochrie, Ryan Styles & Tony fucking Slattery!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

And Josie Lawrence

Phwooaaaorrr.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)

she always reminds me of Anthea Turner, Carol Smillie and several others.

i.e. fairly lovely until she opens her gob.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)

Well it's her or

Sandi Toksvig.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Yeah I can see where you're coming from.

I've developed a bit of crush on Roz from Frasier at the moment. I don't really like the show but it's on before I set off for work in the morning.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

with you on both of those

frasier-wise, i think the world is split into roz men and daphne men

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

I'm not fussy

I like both.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

I'm so with you on this....

She's lully!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)

Thats where youre wrong

Paul Merton was on it yesterday :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)

Oh I missed it

Fairly do's.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

I saw the first series of QI the other week

John Sessions is still a smug cunt.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha

^This

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

Any pub with an unbroken plate and a jar of pickled onions and some cheap pre-sliced cheddar is passing these off as Ploughman's Lunches

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

What IS one though?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

Actually looking at that pic, I feel a tad ill.

I just ate too much and washed it all down with a packet of winegums.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

mind piss!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/mindpiss

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)

no page

quickly, someone make it

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wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Or, linked properly....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ploughman's_lunch

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

O_O

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

it strikes me

that a link made to look like a wiki link is not one that people are likely to check for horses....
*plots*

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wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

N00b!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)

think of the millions* you could deceive!

*ivesb

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)

but surely everyone has got bored

of that old cunt's trick, no?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

thats a colin mochrie of a ploughmans

Its all about wedges!
BIG Wedge of Cheddar
MASSIVE Wedge of Bread
Pickle
the three main staples of any decent ploughmans

(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)

^this this thissity oh this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)

This one was BRAW! (Balsamic onions ftw!)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)

*hungries*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)

probably stole it from a real plougman

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

blt ftw

but nicely

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wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

Badum...............................

TISH!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

time team?

edit: doh!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

I had a pork chop with some broccoli and potato salad

and chips

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

*jealouses*

I had a soggy chicken sandwich and some Skips

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

haha

skips

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

you laughing at my lunch?

ello hats, have you been away?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

hello you

i have been studying, which I should be doing now... :$

how's teh board? keeping it warm for me?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

Your sig made me chuckle

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

a rare moment of japery was that

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)

~~and~~ out of

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

soggy?

eeuw

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Braw!

Have chi.... oh.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

skinny chips though

not proper fat ones :¬(

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)

Fries!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'm just about to have

a banana and some sort of yoghurt.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)

I can get you some skinny chips

meet me at Bank

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)

Nah.

That means using the District Line and then walking round the corner from Monument.

Maybe on my way home.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'll pop 'em in a butty for you

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)

RESULT!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)

Be careful, that's a euphamism.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)

Is it?

What for?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)

Dirty Diana!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)

Die Di, Die!

hahahahahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

die di

die die dodi

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

did dodi do di?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

oh the irony!

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

Irony?

Sorry, I'm 'mercan. That's just the way my clothes smell after they've been pressed.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

Äåòàëü îäíîêðàòíîãî ïðèìåíåíèÿ!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)

is that commie chatter?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)

heheh

it works on the preview

and I can't be arsed to fix it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

Love the sound effects

It's like you're really there!
Edit : Part of this project?
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/18/dalek_fcs_uav_ducted_fan_war_robot/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)

Hahaha yes yes YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)

Bloody Hell!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

i would love to see happy toast animate this

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wjh31, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)

or Cyriak.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

[frickin' awesome!]

*click*

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

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