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# Afternoon Grimlings!

Keanu Reeves is rarely seen outside of his host body.

On such occasions however, he enjoys scuttling around supermarkets,
re-arranging canned goods on the lowermost shelves. His favoured tinned
good to move around is Heinz leek and onion soup.

What are you lot up to this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
umm...
nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Oh he's very intricate!
Smoking weed, watching films, general frottage and possibly some Elder Scrolls.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# well its alright for some!
i gotta go through my portfolio for a job interview.... Gonna take all bloody weekend printing up new crap etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# You get to remind yourself how ace you are though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# alternatively, i see some older work and realise I could do it infinitley better now, but dont have time before monday
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Time to doodle.
Sometimes doodles are the best work you've ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ordering new PC bits
Hopefully.

(FUCKING £550! SHIIIT!)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Yes. Very.
But at least I'll be able to turn all my games up to the 'Very Shiny' setting again.
I've been assured I'll be able to breeze through 16x anti aliasing at 1920x1200.

8800 GTS 512
Yum yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 'possibly some Elder Scrolls'??
POSSIBLY?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

/oblivion addict blog

"No, I'll just close one more Oblivion Gate..."
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Haha
I'm getting a loan of a Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I am good
I am this bear
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *pats*
good bear.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Beeeeeaaaaarrrrr..
Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I am going to visit my girlfriend,
and she is taking me to my first classical music concert.
Not quite sure what to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Expect classical music
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ok, expect hardcore dance and constant fellatio
but also expect to be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Awesome, I can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# In your head
you can imagine what the classical music would sound like if it was played using bins and spanners
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I might take along a few pieces of metal to join in the percussion.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# A lot of harping on...
and not much fiddling about.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# depends a lot on the Programme for the evening.
some classical stuff, done right, can be really fucking impressive. other stuff can be dull as dishwater.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# that has many boobs

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I'm spedning the weekend eating haggis, tatties and neeps
and playing Pro Evo on ps3
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Keanu
Is apparently doing a remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. I consider this sacriledge.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I'm lovin' it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?


i feel a bit wrong for having made this...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Where's the Subtitle?

* can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# keyboard weasel!!
oh wait..
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Not enought beard to be KW!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# freebs painted his portrait of him as mussolini!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ahhh, artistic license used.
gotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ivesb?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i don't wear glasses!!
and i have beautiful ginger hair!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Pfffttt..

* sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# i want a blunderbuss
full of soup
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *loads Blunderbuss with tins of soup*
BOOM!
BWAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# not in tins
just poured in the top.


*boomsplash!*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# and scalding hot?!
BOOM!
aaaaiiieeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# * waves hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# *waves penis*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# *hits with hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ginger + glasses = AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You WOULD say that :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Yup.
I'm fucking sexy, you'd better believe it.

(take the shine off my day and I kill you, I've just been paid and work is fairly ok for once. So just agree.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# sorry,
the one eye that does work, works really well!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Do you need a patch?
I've got an eyepatch from when I got assaulted- blue chinese silk, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# no thanks,
i'm not disfigured or owt, just partially blind in my right eye.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I only had it because I couldn't see out of my eye for about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# =(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Making eye injuries sound sexy, aren't you?
/ queues up.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It wasn't, half of my head was purple
and my orbit's forever cracked.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ugh.
What'd you do to piss off the bloke with the sledgehammer so badly?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Awesome
This raised a giggle from me.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# :) Don't feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# An epic battle...
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# that's your mum that is!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# i'll get my dad to beat your dad up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
I very much enjoyed this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Leave him alone, YOU BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# waving or drowning?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# LEAVE PREDATOR ALONE!
HE'S ONLY HU-

oh, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# This poster
always looked to me like the predator is saying: "Talk to the hand!"
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Alien is such a JERK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha. thats silllly.
Noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Afternoon ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# don't b a dik
leaf him alone

loffle
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That's racism, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I like speech bubbles
(Jezziah, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Someone was going to
Go Lolgorilla!
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Glad it was me
Saw this newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44362000/jpg/_44362249_goriilatalk_416.jpg

and thought I had to do SOMETHING
(Jezziah, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Saw the same thing
and was very tempted.

The BBC's captions are pretty funny in themselves.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# ay
but didn't think I'd get much respect if I passed off the BBC captions as my own
(Jezziah, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i watched AVP:R on wednesday night
that's a whole 2 hours of my life I'll never get back :(
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# i likes this
alienlovespredator.com/ try that :D
(osiriarose, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# And now for something a little more subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# HOORAY
threadjack - can anyone do maths
www.b3ta.com/talk/4386016
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# someone already answered you
www.b3ta.com/talk/4386030
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/talk/4386058
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# About 711.3344mm
w149.44mm x h314.79mm
1.5m = 1500mm

1500/317.79=4.76
149.44x4.76=711.3344mm

Big image - w=711.3344mmxh1500mm
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Blurry CDCs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Congrats! Today is good.
I've now done the most proper LOLs ever in one downward scroll of teh board... I am verrry lieky my fellow b3tans today! :D
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Aah, the soft brush, for those subtle CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# BDay card for my Grandad (He likes Sudoku).
I'm hoping to get my inheritance early.....

What should I draw this frisky Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Lovely!
Sex peas doing a lovely dance for money to feel their podlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Freud just wet himself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# He does that a lot.
He's just after the attention.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
and sometimes I put it in my ass and put rubber bands around my balls" said Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# People always mis-quote that, and miss off the second part.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fred Titmus waxing a mallard's beak with his own manwax
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# nice :)

zombie space rodents!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Draw a man with a Moog synthesizer
playing "Born to be Wild" on it

Does he also like naturally chesty play-rabbits with pouty faces? I can't imagine that he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Bindun :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde_Space_Bande
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Haha
That's because that's exactly what I'm listening to right now :)

*hums "Are you gonna go my way* in a ridiculous 70's electronica manner*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I thought it was a bit of a spooky coincidence :)
I think their version of Hotel California is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# are you hoping that card will over-excite him!!
draw your grandpops reaction to your card!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Who needs to draw it?
It's acted out here:
At 40 seconds in
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# ah cannae watch youtube at work young fella-me-lad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# "But then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
"URK!"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# NNOOOO!!!
*attempts to resuscitate*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# No!
You'll bring back the Black Beast!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# good!
it's time to finish this once and for all!!
*continues*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I don't think you need your willy to resuscitate him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# eh?
thats how i was taught.....
repeatedly...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *sigh*
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# *grunts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd completely forgotten about that bit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# It's the best bit!
*URK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# this
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# fred dibnah
farting out your dad's spluffjuice all over your mother's chest.

Is that frisky enough?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *bokes*
*puts banana down for later*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Is it fuckin Easter already!

* Hides

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# best hat ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Thanks

_/\_ --- Worst hat ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I beg to differ:
_||_
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# No...

This is a "Bed" to differ..

!===¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^ you edited that

* from bed to beg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# by impressing him or by raising his blood pressure to critical limits?
should work either way...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Top cat!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
I'm pretty sure arousing elderly relatives to death is frowned upon, but woo none the less

Jeremy clarkson? or maybe just something to do with cake :)
(Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# A hundred Playboy Playmates...
...in Bunny Girl outfits, not doing any sodukous.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Why does that remind me of a sexy Matrix
sequel?

Bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms bosoms
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 'kin 'ell that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# /that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# badum
tish
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *glees*
Just popping to the loo. Back in a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *snort*
funneh!

Oh, and drawing squirrels with tits*



*obligatory answer
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Nicely done!

awards warrent of the NoobMaster
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Tits on tits
(bluetits, that is!) LOL O GRAPHY!

Just out of curiousity, what animals/objects haven't you drawn tits on yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Meeerkats.
Locusts.
Kangaroos.
Shai-hulud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Then I demand
Locusts with tits! DEMAND!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You ought to draw the three shopgirls playing strip Twister.
With Helga spinning the spinner and directing their activities on the mat.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I prefer this to mine!

...playing twister FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Dammit Man!
Don't tease me like that! I was clicking on that like a fool for a good twenty seconds trying to find the link!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yay!
^this^
'nings heffs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hey, Mr Ivesb!!
What's shakin' today?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# MY ASS!!
*shakes*
uh-huh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# CAREFULL!

You could have taken my eye out with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Woo!
As I've wasted most of the morning watching Aliens on my iPod at work, hows about "SA staring in Aliens"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# PIP!
We are LEAVING!

This gets my vote...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Draw Andy Warhol
meeting some of your comic characters, and directing them in a sick orgy of drugs and sordid sexual activity. And cake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'm sure he'll love that
cake please..preferably served on the large chested lion of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# A Bouncy Castle
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Haven't you suggested that before?
Is there some sort of bouncy castle fixation we don't know about?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# scarlets puzzlement as some exotic underwear she has just found.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Whose?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# not Pip's
pleeeeease not Pip's...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Pfffttt..

* is there anything wrong with looking at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7996269
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# they must
... how do they fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# A sexy nurse's underwear (full lingerie set)
The sexy nurse is standing there going "Where did I lose my underwear? It's very cold standing here with no underwear on, even though, in most
normal circumstances I would have other clothes too, but today I decided to just wear underwear, even though I have a terrible tendency to lose it
and become naked".

Scarlet is pondering the underwear, wondering what it would taste like in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# probably somthing of hilary's or chloe's
it should have straps, PVC panels and have porno chic styling.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Frisky ideas hey?
How about a lovely tiger man making love to a beautiful pith-helmeted adventurer woman in the jungle?
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Green Cross Pants!

Cocking huge 300kb version
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Awwwww!
Poor hedgypig!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Run the little fecked over!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# awww
this is quite sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# DT Jocks :D
ah bless
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# aww
will he every get home?
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# He's not going home...
...he's off to the shops to buy some cat food, a pound of carrots and a copy of Razzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *click*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Damnable Landscape Gardeners in their... their....VANS!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# wait for it....
wait...
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
poor soul
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# compo it, compo it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:19, archived)
# B... but it wasn't for the compo!
He's not a man, he's a hedgepig!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Woohoo
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Not bad!
The bastards are just doing circles around the block, aren't they!? ;)



(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# As it's all I can currently eat..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I may regret asking this, but why is it the only thing you can currently eat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Because I'm poorly :(
Have you not noticed my lack of being at school?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# poorly doesn't equal a toast only diet though, surely?
there must be other options - chicken soup for instance - greatest cure for all known ills. It evens kills 99% of the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# We have none.
And after last night, I don't fancy chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Surely
only eating toast should be a celebrated occasion. Toats is king for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# But...
What medical condition restricts you to a 100% toast only diet?

And is it strictly bread toast, or just general toasted products? Are you nil by crumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I don't want to try anything else and risk throwing up.
If I know toast is safe, why not stick to it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ahh, I see.
It's a vommit thing.

If you're feeling queezy, don't think about eating maggots straight from a rotting badger corpse, as thinking about that that always tips me over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I've seen goatse, tubgirl, 2girls1cup and various others.
You think THAT will make me feel sick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Pfft
The internet is like a training ground for real life. If you can survive not being sick on the internet, then you're sorted
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Yes,
except the internet is better than real life.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# no such thing as too much butter!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
# said Marlon to Maria
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I made a song.

click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your krill
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oh I seeeee!
Hehehehe, tis woo!


I just bought this:

www.katesclothing.co.uk/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=NE0001
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ooh
will we be getting photos?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Probability of not is quite large....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# What are you going to do with her?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Take the coat I've just bought off her
and put her in the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# That seems somewhat wasteful.
Donate her to a needy b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# *donates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not needy, I'm off to my girlfriends for the weekend.
However, if she wishes to join us she's welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Can you give her to someone on the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# She shouldn't be too hard to offload
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# i've had that song in my head
since watching buzzcocks last night.
Top anim! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :) That's exactly what made me do this.
I had to get it out somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)
# class
 
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yay!
\o/
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That is funny
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# CritterKitty
(Oobla, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# kill it with hammers!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Site much?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Have you been watching, like, Buffy or anything?
'ello Squire
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# 'ello sir, good to see you
all fine this friday, I trust?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# A tad blowy down Canary Wharf way truth be told
Never mind - FRIDAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# You should only watch Doogie Howser.
In fact, you should convert all your internets to Doogie Howser too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# okey dokey
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *strokes* ARRGGHHH, MY HAND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Odontophobia
I always knew pussies had nasty teeth
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Mewbacca approves!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
win
(Oobla, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Both meme legends :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Meme wars??
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D

Click for cleaner png
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Nicely done!

* Where is he anyway - havn't seen him for ages?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:16, archived)
# He posts every now and then.
He's not on very often, but I've been gazzing him and he hasn't taken any offense as of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Right here!
Been off work the last 2 days and not been online much, poor me is all full of man flu.
*loving the funclub badge*
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
Howdy sir!!
Man flu :(
I'm ill today too.
I've been off school since wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# at least it's not bird flu
i had that a few months ago. I couldn't stop going shopping, and talking about shoes...

/me coat
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lovely stuff. *clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# still a thing of beauty this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Aaargh!

I used to have a film poster of that film in my bedroom when I was little. Never saw the film though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Berlimey!
I want to see A vs P requiem last night and it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ^this^
excellent film- was expecting it to be utter shite, was surprised they did a good job of it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:56, archived)
# INTO THE PLAYPEN!
Awwwww! Such a lovely baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Aunt May wasn't always as nice as people thought
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Awww
*ruffles hair*

You can do hair really well, Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# HappyToast esq.
"Hat hair a speciality"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# * Shaves head

.\.|./.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# (;,;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ZOOOOOID
BEEEERGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm helping!
woop woop woop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's meant to be Cthulhu.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hello goyjass
After working 9 days in a row, 5 of them 12-hour shifts
I just found myself staring vacantly at my boss's VPL. Luckily she didn't notice.
Please help.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# fire elastic bands at her arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I would but she's from China
Not much of a welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# if she's from china
wouldn't it be VPR?

*sweeping generic branding*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahaahah
terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Tell her they are rubber noodles
/no idea what that is supposed to mean, but my brain just shat it out for your pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Lover noodles, if you will?
Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAH you made me office lol you silly sod :D
VPLs are there to be stared at. I was staring at a colleague's VBL yesterday, but I rather enjoyed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# what's with the TLAs
when there are pretty words like 'pins' or 'clunge' or 'tits' to be used?*

*I have no idea what you are talking about
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What's a TLA?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Three Letter Abbreviation.
Is it time for today's awesome-o-pard, or should I wait until the board's busier?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# or acronym
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Not an acronym
That is an abbreviation of several words in such a way that the abbreviation itself forms a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
#
VPL=Visible Panty Line
VBL=Visible Boxer Line
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I was going for Bollock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha!! :D
Well, that's a given :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Cor!
I think I need a cigarette.
And some booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# haha aceness
go spider web go!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# No I'm just getting into my skin-tight lycra suit....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# and all these tissues in the bin are simply stuck together by web fluid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Now I have spiderpig on my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
he is a spiiiderpiigg.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# And do you share an office?
*has no idea what spiderpig might be*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Genius. Beautiful.
Amazing! Clickworthy! W! Y! H!

edit: although I think it would be funnier if you replaced the two !s at the end with a ?... it just seems too 'LOOK AT THIS IT IS A JOKE IS FUNNY YES?'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I really love your drawing style
Woo Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Is Aunt May about 2ft tall? she appears to be speaking through a keyhole
/voice of anarchy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# yes she is
and yes she is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# excellent style sir
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Filthy little sod
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# heheheheheheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha..just wait till he gets to old age
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fuckin sweet mand, i like the detail work on this one,
some fucking awesome shading in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehehe
nawty peter, spraying web fluid all around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# That's grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Jimmy!?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yaay
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# he's happy
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Yay!

*catches*

*roasts*

*eats on toasts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Roasts?
Not in a footballing context I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about

football?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeee!!
I like him! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He seems like a happy fellow!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!! One that won't be blown away in the gales!
I imagine him singing, for some reason! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# He looks like he should be in Rayman.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# love those games :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# The cartoon one was always the best.
The level where you had to escape from your evil self :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# That's deep
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# stay on target!

keel eet!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Pfffttt..

.\B/.
.\A/.
.\N/.
.\G/.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# boingybird's are the best of the boingys
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha!
I com to eat breds off you garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Umpteenth time? What the hell...
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# unhappytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# tick!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# FOAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# FACE ON A TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# FROWN ON A TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# TOATS UNDER A FROWN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# TOATS THINLY LAYERED WITH SADNESS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# He knows he will be buttered and eaten
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Hehehe this tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I will take this moment to point out
that you just had your 30k
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# So I did!
Yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Happy 30k Captain Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# thank you!
*parties like it's 1499*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I missed my 17000 yesterday :(
It's all Killerkitti's fault! She kept me talking!
Congratumulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Congrats!
This was your 30K post:

www.b3ta.com/board/7995888

Print it out and keep it somewhere safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# 30k!
blimey i've just managed 2k!
Congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Congratulations!
Now get 'em out!

;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Freebs
www.b3ta.com/board/7991713
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Gah!
I'm skiving today because I'm fedup with phone calls like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# switch it off and on again
and it should be ok
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
this is not as unbelievable as it seems. I work for popartuk.com and we get calls like this quite a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't know either


I was bored and needed to do something that wasn't dicking about on GIMP. I forget what it was now, so I think that means I win.
(TheCastrator, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Fail.
You used comic sans.

Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# but WIN for lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I post...
...every half-year or so, when I think my life isn't creative enough.
(TheCastrator, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I know
And I hate myself for using it. But it was the only thing that'd work in the context.

I'll go away and beat myself, yes? Yes.
(TheCastrator, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# No need
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# But in a speech bubble, it's either that, the marvel one that nobody has,
or chalkboard!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# sans and biggar.
Good shoppery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# How on earth???
You can clearly see its nose.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# A MANTICORE IS A
COVERT OPS FRIGATE.

on that game i play.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] number 49 ahahahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Von! huahuahuahuahuaaaaaa...
Töö! huahuahuahuahuaaaaaa...
Sree! huahuaaahuaahuaahuaaaaaaaa...
For! huahuahuahuahuaaaaaa...
five! huahuahuahuahuaaaa...
seeks! huahuahuahuahuahuaaa..
seven! huahuahua ok I'm bored now.

edit:"haha very good"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ^haha!
This amuses me because the pic above it is redexing at my workplace.
So it's just nonce sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *waggles jangly furry mouse*
OOOOOH! What's this, eh? Does oo wants it?! Does oo?! *chucks* GO GET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# MOWSEE!!!
*lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *scratches behind ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I don't remember Neu! being on TOTP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# When my dad was living in Germany
he was in a band called Bap. Tickled him, as he's a northern blokie so he knows what a bap is, but the rest of them just thought it was a cool, batman-action-word sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Next on TOTP
Stottie...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Followed by a young rap trio
Introducing.....BARMCAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# And the latest R&B starlet
Oven Bottom!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Prof!
www.b3ta.com/board/7995745


also:

www.b3ta.com/board/7991713
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You were out that evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# they're in that special part of the universe
where 49th place is part of the top 40
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# blimey an actual response to the picture
i was seconds away from deleting it, i might anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeh, since mine & MN's were irrelevant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# aceness
that must have taken ages to find
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ah ah ah!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps, by some miracle, some version of this hasn't bindun.

And I understand he's a bit under the weather at the moment, so hopefully this'll perk him up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
New take? Check
Old theme? Check
ROFLCOPTERS: Check!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes I'm sure he will find that immensely cheering.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# She's got a very patronising face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Agreed.
Let's all wee on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# You wee on it.
I shall sit on it.



Well she may as well be of some use.



*nestles*

*hatches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ... a brain lizard
why - I haven't seen one of them since the war!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *cuddles it*
It shall be my squishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# "never mind, petal, I'll talk slowly for you"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I hate patronising people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# He has pneumonia.
Arf to the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Woo!
I love the fact that his expression does not betray the disappointment he must surely be feeling. Beadle is keeping it together, internalising the pain and humiliation, crying on the inside like a clown at a children's party whose application for citizenship was just denied and who will be forced back to the country of his birth, where clowns are discriminated against and imprisoned in special clown jails.

That is how I imagine Beadle's suffering to be. Poor Beadles.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# my mate
once had a girlfriend who had a hand like beadles.he loved her because she made his cock appear to be larger than it actually is.
(Moron is hungry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Cloud Tower!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# an impenetrable fortress of water vapour!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# That's about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh tell me why...
...do we build castles in the sky?

surely building them on the ground would offer a much higher degree of structural intergrity.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well that's enough of your colonic irrigation experiment stories
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# is it dixy?
is it?
gather round my fellows and i'll tell you tale of wizards and princesses and hose pipes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# gah!!!
*pushes bogies into ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *does the actions*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Morning gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Morning!! :D
All well Chez Captain?

I looked at the stats today. *scratches chin* I thought you said you had a lot to do? ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I'm a girl
thus multitasking.

And procrastinating.


Edit: linky stats please sugarbun?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I bought a book on procrastination. I'm keep meaning to read it.*
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

*Absolutely true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I cannot ever remember posting that.
And teehee on the book! I keep getting to page 32 of the latest Pratchett then having to start again because I've realised I'm not paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
The old "pointing eyes at the page and moving them but not actually taking it in"

You and me are more similar that I thought.

except your cock is bigger

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oohhhhh yes
I'm a good one for 'looking at a book' rather than reading it.

I don't think so. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# mr whippy's home
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oo that's nice
I spy chocolate fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Mm..
don't make me hungry, I can't eat :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It's easy
www.heydayproductions.com/purchase.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I mean if I eat I'll throw up.
Which is why I haven't been at school for three days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you haven't eaten for 3 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I've had about three plates of toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ah that's ok then
toats is fine food

have you got that virus thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I have no idea.
I hope so, it'd be terrible if it were stress induced.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You have to eat something otherwise you'll end up looking like a burning match
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It tried a chicken sandwich last night.
I was nice, but when it's mixed with hydrochloric acid and blackcurrant squash it's thoroughly unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Someone's been taking notes in science classes ;)
The trick is to eat it back down again and not waste the goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Out of the toilet?
Hmm, didn't think of that.
And I don't think I learned that in science, either..I've just always known it :S
Edit: Like when I was 2 and I told my gran that she has BSE, but I used the full scientific term.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I was born with knowledge of chemistry too.
I thought I was the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I was also able to explain how traffic lights worked.
I've since forgotten, but oh well.

I think the undefeated moment was when I handed an orange to my grandad and said "Pith off"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That's why they made wide-gauge drinking straws
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That's nothing.
I haven't been at school for 18 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I'm appalling at eating.
I am covered in crumbs as we speak, and I've only had two bites of my sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# get an extra mouth fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *becomes Richard E Grant*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# The Fortress of Ultimate Icecream
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Thats really ace!
How long did that take you?
I want noobmasters flag.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It took me since about half past 10
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Needs more 99 Flake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Mmmm
Baked Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# And I thought white dog turds were a thing of the past.
(woo for lully pic, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Fankee :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Noon all. This morning I have been mostly wasting time drawing a lego man in 3D


large version of lego: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/30865/1201261773/legomanwillbig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Arf!
*wonders whats happened to the Lego Anim boys*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Cool
Lego ftmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# heheheh, that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Nicely done Mr.B
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
lego: toy of the gods!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# proper lego, yes, none of that modern shit, the big robot thingies
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# agreed
technic lego. toy of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Mmm
Classic Lego. Toy of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# agreed
lego rocks

Indiana Jones Lego: best specialist lego since the early 90's pirate lego!

shop.lego.com/ByTheme/Leaf.aspx?cn=519
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# what about starwars lego????
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^this^
i've got loads of star wars lego!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# me too
x-wing, droid fighter and loads of odds and sods
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# star wars lego was cool
purely for the scale of some of the sets, but in my opinion it didn't have the same freedom of making your own stuff as pirate lego did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yer
the viking Lego was cool

and the castle Lego is as well - I got my sister some for Christmas. She's 37.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# in-fucking-deed!
I have most sets, including the star destroyer and the rebel blockade runner one

who wants to touch me?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I do
come here you sexy Dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# agreed :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:58, archived)
# woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ooh...
...he's corkin' Have you seen the film? Have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# nope
not seen anything since Transformers

don't have time for movies these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# very nice, squire :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That's ace.
*is tempted to post mine AGAIN*
*clicks instead*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
That's never stopped you before.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# arf!
nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
top work fella
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I've seen this before! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# damn
has it bindun?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I made this too...
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10643/1199789786/Amy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# top stuff Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers...
Mr B.! Have a stonking weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I bindun'd that
But nowhere near as well!

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Reverse competition
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Lost me there :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# his new job is the Archbishop of Canterbury
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Give it a few months and he'll be on the board of JP Morgan
or Citibank, or the Carlyle Group or Haliburton or.... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

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