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Have a doodle.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

WEDGERADIO IS WEDGE

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

WEDGERADIO IS PERSEPECTIVE FIAL!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

IT'S A BOMB

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Give it lickens!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

mud...kip...mud...kip...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

That was a wonderful night.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Seriously, get back with Emily.

She would love it.
And face it, you want to.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I dunno if she would.

And sometimes I do want to, yeah. But I don't think our relationship was a healthy one. And I know it's never gonna be how it was.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

But at least you won't be fighting.

Nobody said you have to be best friends. I'm talking to her on AIM and she is not knocking the idea, to say the least.
Just talk to her at school tomorrow.
Give her a hug :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I'm not going in the next couple days.

Cos my mum and all.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Oh. Yeah, of course.

Sorry :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

S'okay.

We have to leave the house at 7am tomorrow!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'm sure she will be fine.

I would like to show you this:
emilyecstasyxxx.deviantart.com/journal/17275720/

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

Why is a very regular and incredibly thin slice of swiss cheese

telling me not to listen to the radio?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

cheese is the new chris moyles

the old one is shite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

what a happy mix tape!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Yes.

Happy mix tape.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Who is Mick?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

HE'S YOUR BUMCHUM!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahah!

Mofaha is a bumtroubler!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

You know neither of you will see the axe coming

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

FurFlower

[EDIT]
Sorry... I've uploaded the wrong image: the correct one is animated....
[/EDIT]

This is my cat, her name is "Fior-Di-Pelo" can be rougly translated in FurFlower, she is 9yrs old and he is staring at me, maybe she want to tell me "it's 1.00AM, you're expected to wake up at 7.00 AM"... so I'm 'ning all ...

see ya :)

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your cat?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

the power of the pussy compels you ......

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Because you have wasted your life

AICMFP

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

LOL A CHAIR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

LOLCHAIRS

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

oh dear

a lit bit of lol just seeped out

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

you think b3ta threads

exist for pictures of house rats? I hope it gets arse cataracts.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

that made me lol

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

yeah they do, ashally.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

SNARN

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

SNARN IS HARD TO MAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

YOU'RE PAYING THE CATS IN SNARN?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Bring Your Pet To b3ta Day?

I didn't get the memo!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

If you can't join'm . . . lick'm !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

oh my

i suddenly wish i was a cat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Think of all the fun

you could have with stamps, envelopes etc . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

yes

envelopes...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

KITTIN MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

awwwwwww

classic.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

I like your cat.

Thank you for posting your cat.
I am sincere.

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Shiksa, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

Cardinal Peckering

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Hahhaha

I just tagged about a hundred images of those red fuckers today for the new Blackburn Pavilion

My brain is shutting down, godspeed all :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

wood

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Pecker wood !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahha

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

aaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhahhh WUT?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

It might turn into one of these . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Beyonce sure can sing loud...

This took far too long and turned out crap...

(Golden_guns247, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

And also is a redex.

Maybe bebo don't like hotlinking.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)

Seriously?

Ive hosted all my pictures with them before...

(Golden_guns247, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

That's scarey!

Nighty 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Sleep peacefully chap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

g'night!

don't forget to leave an onion ring out for the wank fairy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

Hahhaha

*scribbles down*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

*dribbles clown*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

WOAH!!

she could practically swallow that whole mic!
_{_{_{_{_{*not a subtle CDC set-up...*}}}}}

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

i had considered it

but a CDC is hardly new thread material...

(Golden_guns247, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

Vrrrrr....

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

would

sideways

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

The wind sock

points to . . . ready for landing !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

WHOA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

ninjattack!

woo"!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Golly!

Vrrrrr

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Coming at you

like a NNIINNJJYYYAAA!! HWYOH!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

as requested

I could have been a Judge, but I never had the Latin for the judgin'. I never had it, so I'd had it, as far as being a judge was concerned... I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

I LOVE YOU

THIS GIVES ME THE FACKIN' HORN!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8160066

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Worst job I ever 'ad

....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil

I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

I was watching a documentary on the holocaust the other day.

A few days later I got off the bus and before I knew it i'd killed 90,000 jews.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

FUCK IT!

Fuck It Hard!

IN THE HAT!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

good lord!

i'm going to have to buy a whole new bag of excellence now, i hope you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

I think I just made

a little man-wee.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)

how sweet

keep a sponge down your pants to avoid embarrassing seepage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

it's just a little bit of seepage

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

seepage

sweet, sweet seepage...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

HOw bizarre

I was just thinking of him!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

sweet

who is it?
i think i've heard those words before somewhere

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Who is it?!

To bed young man!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

yeah i should be in bed

but i swear i recognise him but i'm not sure who

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

We believe this to be the work of thieves, and I'll tell you why. The whole pattern is very reminiscent of past robberies where we have found thieves to be involved. The tell-tale loss of property - that's one of the signs we look for.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

PETER COOK

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

And you tell that to young people today...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

i am a young person today.

i'm only 20.

BUT I LOVE PETER COOK.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Tommorow i'll be a postbox on the Arlington road

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

i feel ashamed

i forgot what he looked like

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

In my day we had real veterinary!

We had Mr. Farnham!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

siegfried ftw!

crazy old fucker that he was!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

YEAH!

His brother was Dr. Who!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

yeah

he was cute pre-who as well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

I might put him on

my to do list too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

so I said

"Dolly, get a fucking polaroid of that!"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

thanks

thought it was him

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

And no supper!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

*cries*

*Bawls*
and so to bed

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

No,

You're a cock!

oh...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

This is woo

fantastic stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

...I dunno

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

If you did not kill 5 b itches in the pen

then you are a fake.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Maybe it's different in the UK

but over here each teardrop means 5 years in jail.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

That's not me...

but maybe she killed 5 bitches.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

no, no, no

someone's been spitting watermelon seeds at her

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

you hate your

boss at your job..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfnDyS2qYE4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

awesome!

and watermelon related!
i thought it was space's version of bad days at first, that song is one of my faves

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

ten years later and they're still good.

the video for the "Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" cracks me up every time.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

haven't seen that one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

it got quite a bit of airplay on TV here last year.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNLJfb6jQVk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

well it's a real, real bitch to be working for the man

but shit, I do it well so what the fuck?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLhgeSUjYj0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)

ARGH

PUFFER FISH!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

where?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

^THERE^

Or for an alternative post:
"No I was just saying it like, puffer fish."

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

puffer fish.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

WHERE?

WHERE?

I thought my number was up there.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

thats a smashing blouse you have on

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh thank you

Although I couldn't possibly indulge you today, as I'm on a woman's period.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

well get off it then.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

gah!

*suffers comedy crossover-related brain melting*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

The wonders of the human mind

Now let us probe the brobe.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

showing a wazzo pair of jugs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

we have to be firm on the jugs and the jugs have to be firm

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Gaw on get 'em out

And flap 'em about a bit

Also best songage ever: Synth Voicerific

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

give the kitchen

a right good flappin'!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

*im too slow*

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

BINDUN

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

SON OF FWEISH!

HE LIVES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

That's a long time in jail right there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahah

I think over here, each tear means you killed someone. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

I do.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Her name is FWEISH.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

SWEET JESUS

KILL IT, KILL IT NOW!

Or fuck it... I'm not sure.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

FWEISH, is her name.

ALL HAIL FWEISH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Yes!

ALL FUCK FWEISH!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

It's always fucking with you, for just ONCE can't we hail?!

Well, can't we?
CAN'T WE!?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Fine, FINE!

If I hail for a little bit, then can I fuck it?

Just for the record... I AM rather drunk... Also, I just wrote my resignation letter, WOOOO!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, ok...ok..five minutes of hailing, and you can do 'er up the gary.

Final offer.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

DONE!

*runs round in circles*
*falls over*
*fucks*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

IT LOOKS LIKE A TWEENIE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

YES, FWEISH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I would say two faced . . .

but it is just one . . . you nose ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

FWEISH nose ALL!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

you have taken mofaha hostage AICMFP

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Financially she's been doing that for years

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

I have to say

I really like this:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I would ask . . .

but you dunno . . . so I'll just look . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Mofaha!

Hello :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

*hug*

How are you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

Okay.

you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

I am absolutely fantastic.

Fabulously grand :)

Em's dA isn't working, so I copy/pasted your journal to her.
We want to know if/hope it is a reconciliation attempt :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

I dunno.

Maybe...?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

At least have a fight to the death in the style of Star Trek:TOS

Dah-dah dah-dah-dah-dah DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAH
Dah-dah dah-dah-dah-dah DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAH
Etc

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

FUCK OFF!

I'm a great prism. Also what?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

Kangaroo Chair.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Never

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

She says she wouldn't mind if it was.

Let's call this whole thing a learning experience.
And NO MORE FIGHTING OVER JUDY.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Lovely pic..

Makes me feel a bit weepy, but that may be because I've just started work.

Woo... sniff

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catbwoy, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

the african lion squirrel

and now for something competely different:
Zomg! fire in a house across the street from me!
edit: 3 Fire engines, must have been a bad one

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

pics or it isn't happening

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

got stopped

i'll try a different angle

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

I was awakened this morning

By a man yelling outside my window. I wasn't going to bother getting up because I often hear that sort of thing at 2 am on a Friday night. But since it was 9 am on a Monday and some of what he was yelling was 'Help me! Help me!' I dragged my ass out of bed to go see.

The guy in question was standing on the opposite corner, naked, and a gentle snow was sifting down around him. I watched as he turned and padded down the middle of the street. His voice faded into the distanace. I went back to bed.

Always. Keep. The. Camera. Nearby.

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

y hello thar!

looooong time since I've seen you on the boards..
WHAT ARE THE HAPS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

Oh I know!

I had a job for four years or something, which was really distracting. Now I don't.

It should just take me 20 minutes or so to catch up...

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Artamnesia, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

uh, yeah.

people bitch about how much things have changed, but they haven't, really.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

ahem

finally

they're fire engines btw...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

They appear to be smoke engines . . .

you wearing a mask ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

i do have a gas mask

*dons gas mask*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

Is it on Earls Court Road?:O

We often have things like that here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

na mytholmroyd

oop north

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

You have roads there?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

dirt paths

and the odd motorway passing by

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

You mean getting away not passing by:P

Naaa. Not really. I love oop north. It's my favorite 3rd world country.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

*plays capital of culture card*

we'm more advanced than you think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

try my neck of the woods

they still fuck sheep just over the border

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

unless you spluff mint sauce

knock it off!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

ha ha

it's great the yorkshire and lancashire argument, especially when you lived in a border town most of your life between them both.

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

i don't even know what the argument is!

all i know is that yorkshire gets more snow than we do
and more serial killers, obviously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Would be better if you hadn't hocked that card already:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

*waves from Leeds*

*doffs ferret*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

*bows*

*sells whippet*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

i don't care how drunk you have to get the squirrels,

make this reality NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

*tickles under chin*

This started life as a baboon, fuck knows what transpired tonight

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

That is one serious looking critter !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

that my man

is fricking awsome!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

What I love about Photoshop is that it seems to be an eternal learning curve

and seemingly limitless, I wish I had the time :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Oh crikey so do I

I have so much to learn and could contribute a lot more here if I had the time.
The only time that I have "spare" is when I am too tired to work which means I am too tired to learn.
Instead I arse around on here.
Edit: You seem to have got the hang of it quite well though :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

You are very kind

When I joined this site, Photoshop was a 'freebie' a mate of mine threw on my PC the day it arrived. I had no educational understanding of

But b3ta is an amazing place where you can learn, and have fun :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

That is a TOP animash

It doesn't even look 'shopped even though I can't quite put my finger on what the hell it is either but it has wonderful eyebrows.
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

I wouldn't want to put my finger on it either !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Gorillariffic!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

Animash to ash ?

Looks friendly enough . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

CUTE :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

Yaya!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Anonymous tip-off my arse

(ratthingbazzterd, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

nazi drain =P

geez, anne frank comes off as a bitch in this new found light

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

My little wind farm didnt like the winds today :(

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

your caravan done well though

*sends clarkson round*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

*provides toaster*

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

why thank you,

but it's not toats time til the morning

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

WHAT!?

Any time is toats time in fact I am just about to have a slice but am still undecided what is going to go on top of it.
And me being a DTF deputy too. Oh the shame.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

i had edam on digestives

not sure how much bread i've got left and need at least four slices for lunch. but yes, toats is an acceptable food at all times of the day

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

Mild cheese on digestives is wonderful as a late night snack

I commend your use of Edam as well as commending your use of digestives.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)

MARMITE!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

^ this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

well this

damn bastards didn't bring out guinness marmite again :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

I hear there is champagne marmite

But why bother.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

it's horrible

the guiness one is nice though (still got some left)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

I see myself as a Marmite missionary

Trying to get heathen Aussies to abandon their vegemite eating ways!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

had an english bloke who'd been on holiday there saying vege was better

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

I lived there for many years.

Thank god for expatbox.com! Vegemite is Marmite with training wheels.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

it was for valentines day

i had no-one to share it with so i didn't

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

You're not meant to use it that way:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

no, but you can get champagne marmite.

i've heard it tastes rank.
LEAVE OUR EDIBLE THRUSH ALONE!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

You're so last minute!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

i prefer to think of it

as being fashionably late ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Well it is always Marmite tiem!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

indeed

for a snack today, i couldn't decide if i wanted something sweet or savoury, so i had 2 slices of toats. one had honey on, the other had marmite on. it was the best snack i've had in ages!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

This is true

I use it for butties and to make tasty stews.
My dogs even love it and I make a gravy for them to go over their food.
I run a proud Marmite household.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

*doffs bonnet*

you, mistress pot, are a true marmite heroine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

Yup

Great in a spag bol too! Sod Marmite with champange, why are they not putting marmite in champagne!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

I don't know why I bothered thinking about it

because I knew that in the end I would choose Marmite and I did :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

haha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

^this

with extra may and hammond

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Hello :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

hello :3

i'm back until the headaches start again. that'll teach me not to drink coffee!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hahah

OK THEN, I WILL TRY TO KEEP QUIET FOR YOU

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

*clutches head*

damn, now i've got the caffeine shakes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

^this

The spinning blades will decapitate them hopefully

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

pff

grumpy boots

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

not hammond

he's too short

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

The gust would blow him out into the mesosphere then

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

more of a fifth gear fan then?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

Not really

My fan only has three settings, but that's besides the point we were talking about wind turbines.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

your wind farm has broked

SCEINCE! You bastard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

how ironic, you'd think they'd be built for high winds

*chortle*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

they switch them off when the wind gets up

(no joke)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

now THAT'S efficiency

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

don't get me started on wind turbines.

wildly inefficent with overblown claims on the power they produce.

not to mention the tonnes and tonnes of concrete that it takes to anchor one into the ground.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

they're threatening to stick 8 in just behind my new house

I'm a bit fucked off with them too, especially after reading up on just how much the push to install them is based on the money that the powerplant owners make from governmental cash flow. Don't get me wrong, I do think they can work, but the margin to do so is so narrow at the moment that this massive push is only going to end in tears.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

I think nuclear power is the most obvious option for the moment

we can only be a decade or two away from Fusion after all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

This country has a serious power shortage resulting in constant supply problems

and power cuts.
Now I hear the French are here to possibly create a wind farm up the coast where the wind howls almost constantly.
I cannot see how windfarms will solve this massive problem.
See Thor's reply for the reason.
They are tree-huggers' solutions that in reality are relatively inefficient.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Why has no one thought of this idea with rugby players?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

looks like that one in Denmark :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL-cRuYAxg0

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

Was Windy Miller okay?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

it chopped his cock off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

I hate it when that happens!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Come on now.

Be specific. Yes or no?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

Well the blades flew off

And it all came to a head very quickly.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

very nice indeed! woo yay

i missed out on the one minute fun so heres mine

its supposedly irn bru, its fast food to me :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

thats epically awesome

houpla to the extreme!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

reminds me of this !!!!

www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/27/disintegrating_turbine/

but with less destruction

(maverickmonster, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Ze Krays

cfb

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

please don't screw my pelvis to a coffee table

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I once thought there were three of them

but apparently they were all the krays in London :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

those kraysy guys

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

woohoo

and with that, I depart.

NUNIGHT YOU GUYZ LOVE YOU LOADS xXxXxXxXx

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

night night old

tart.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

GAY!

*runs*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

*shoots in the back, like a big gay coward*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

I was trying to sell a Krays thong on Cafepress

but they've only got it pending now :(

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

needs more kemp.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

excellent pic

of a pair of utter cunts.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

*pulls fingernails out*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

ow!

i need those to leave scratches down sexy men's backs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

BUMSEX.

woo!

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Cae1, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

nicely done sir.

OK I'm gonna do another quick and scratchy portrait before bed. Any suggestions? ( or if you want to submit your own ugly mug ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

PETER COOK

heres an ugly mug for you..it's not mine tho
cocoajava.com/mugs/Carmel_mug.jpg

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

ohh, good idea.

You like the blokes I like. We must fornicate some time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

oh totally.

edit: also i have a frigging massive scan of peter and dud wearing fur coats if you need a source pic. it's just there heads and loads of fur coatnes. nice picture tho.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

I'm gonna go finish my cigar and then if I get stuck

for a source I'll touch you up.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

my mym had one of them once

but eet broke and they went out of business so we couldn't replace it :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

your mum had a peter cook? cor the lucky cow

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

not as far as i know,

my bro's gf's mammy nearly had a Gordon Summer once though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Sumner shirley?

and as in sting?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

i wasn't paying much attention

when i looked at another tab but yeh

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

HERES SOMETHING FOR YOU

cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIMON-COWELL-pillowcase-AMERICAN-IDOL-X-FACTOR-NEW_W0QQitemZ160213864110QQihZ006QQcategoryZ20471QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

well that's better than trying to remember

the 1982 cup winning team

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

oooo me me me!

hang on i'll gaz yo a pic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

bah too late

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

well peter cook is all of the sexy

*whorey whorey*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

no no

gaz away I'll see what I can do ( all I ask, like any old slut is that it is big and good quality ).
As for your other project I will do it first thing in the morning.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

DO ME

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

didn't we go through this in isketch the other night?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

did we?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

i dunno

i think i was as pissed as you, just have faint memories of bedding being discussed

unfortunately due to my suicidal plan of cycling in 23mph winds tomorrow i'm once again off to bed sober :( only 8 more sober nights left

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

cycle down here and i'll give you one and some booze

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

see ya friday.

i gotta be back here by 1pm on sat though for the rugger.

if the wind changes direction i'll get good speed up :D

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

any particular hole?

just pop the images in the box. As I say, bigger the better, no camera phone shit.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

at least you got my crappy joke.

YAY

and i don't think it'd be fair to subject anyone to masive photo of me..so i will leave that one.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)

Errrrrm

Abi Harding?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Who?

Mike Harding? Oh I'll put him on my list then ( I hate facial hair )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

From the Zutons!

cache.viewimages.com/xc/71233490.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A629F126D81445A0DA78A0E721FD50B7AE

There were loads more pics somewhere!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

I'll see what I can do.

Looks like I am not going to bed. Better get the brandy out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Hehe

I'm crashing out soon anyway but if you get round to it one day, I'd love to see it!
If I find a better pic too I'll gaz you.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Their grandson

cuts my hair. Big gay fella who says how his grandad had "sticky fingers".

Whilst cutting my hair with a cut throat razor he also told me about how his sister stabbed Rosie West when they were in prison.
Fun.

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Stepney?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

can you clarify for me

do you actually want this bloke to cut your hair, or does he just do it cos he can?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

haha

real lollage there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I didn't know this until the second time

he did my hair. It was... interesting when he wipped out his cut-throat.

(He's actually been hairdresser of the year a few times. Smokes Superking Blues. Awfully gay laugh. Lol.).

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

where does he do this hair cutting?

i've been wanting a cut throat shave for a while,just to see what its like really

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

ask

Jack "the Hat" McVitie

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

I get my cut throat shaves

in the barbers just outside of Hammersmith Metropolitan line when I need one for a fancy night out in town.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

He's bassed in Suffolk, actually.

Teaches at a college, does call out to people's houses and stuff. PM me if you want his details :)

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

excellent work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

I'd have 'ze Krays' would look more like...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

most woosome!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

the thacher

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Quick & doirty kittin rawk

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

WHAT SONG IS HE PLAYING?

AND THAT IS BRILLIANT.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

RAWWWWRRRRK!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

Woof yer kittin!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I see your cats and raise you..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

ahhhahhahah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Not enough perm ;)

I likes

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

GALILEO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

oh shit..I got no more

Rrroooowwfff and RRRroooll!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

Still love the Q Review headline for Best in Show

hardly original, but was probably the last good thing they published:

"This is Spaniel Tap"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

you got me worried there, fuck it IS 'spaniel'...apparently 'spanial' is also acceptable

That, was a close one.

..TO THE HYDROFOIL!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

I think spanial works

in yours. although i've never seen it spelt that way before (and didn't notice till i was typing originally)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

Love it!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Ha ha ha, yes!

I love everything in this thread.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

i imagine him singing

walk this way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

~~walk this~~ my

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

Hmmm

Stray Cat Strut maybe?
needs more Gretch though

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

ah gots tha FLAVOR!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iaLaPMa9g

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

noice!

is it just me, or did it go a bit talking heads around the 1 min. 30 mark?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

Thank you

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

CAT SCRATCH FEVERRR

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

please, I'm trying to forget Ted Nugent ever lived.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

Gah!

teh Nugent...
that man is a nut job

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

him and Gene Simmons should be locked in a cage and made to fight to the death.

the winner gets set on fire.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

I think...

you're being too lenient

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

HOW ABOUT WE SKIN THEM FIRST AND GOUGE OUT THEIR EYES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

needs more salt

& dwarves with lawn mowers
possibly with petrol & chainsaws, just to be on the safe side

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Just been playing around

'Ning, by the way.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

with yourself?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

With Mrswoodbine while she's asleep on the sofa

Ssssh!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Jizz in her wig!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

whizz in her jig!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

thats a bit naughty...sleeping at this early hour...young people these days..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

Mrs Woodbine is his Mum!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

is she my mum?

and she could be like jackie stallone, i mean didn't she claim to be younger than sly..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

What a ridiculous prolapsed faced twat!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

You're vile.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

I AM NOT VILE. I AM JUST OVER AWARE OF SEXY DIRTY THINGS.

like bumming tom from myspace and then writing your name on his back with your shitty cock or whatever it was i said last week.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'll get the wood glue and the hairdrier.

We might be able to make it a permanant fixture.

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

Urgh, that's so wrong

At least use a condom so you don't get any on you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

that would be way to sensible

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

I am disappointingly sensible when it comes to

getting faeces in urethras.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

well i've never been there myself.

nothing goes up my bum.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

Not even suppositories?

Really big ones, with the aid of a male friend, taken whilst blindfolded.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

nah.

i don't have that sort of male friend.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)

If you play your cards right....

You could have a good career in poker

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

you mean a condone

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can we have some tranny pictures now?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

oh, I don't have those on the work PC.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

I heard there may be some on this internet thing people are always talking about

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

More shopping, less playing ;)

Is most Woo!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

'ning too

Click for bigger (48KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

Nice playing!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

Firstly...

I have been painting (the reason for the post)..

secondly I have been driving...

which was just fucking scarey!

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SiX and his hat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

might have been less so if you werent taking photos!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

haha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

or if he could spell scary!

;)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

maybe he he saw jim carey whilest taking the photo and was scared..thu it was a scarey situation

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

badum psh

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

arg. i had to think about that one.

my poor drunk brain.

i hate jim carey.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

I think it would technically be a 'scarrey' situation. Wouldn't it?

DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU, etc...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

sounds a bit kinky.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

Man, I can't even cut someone menacingly.

Disgraceful.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

if i was ever into anything kinky like cutting the other person it'd be terrible

because i'd be going "oh sorry did i hurt you?" or "would you like some tcp on that or a plaster?"

plus that sort of thing is odd. and cutting other people is mean.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)

or didn't have a pink car

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

its white

you bummer

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SiX and his hat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

you're the bummer

pink car? Pfft.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

pink is the colour of evil.

evil and barbie.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

What exactly is the difference there then?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

evil

is slightly less plastic than barbie. it can also be fun.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

nah

barbies should have a nice orange glow to them, ready to re-ignite if someone happens to blow on the coals

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

mmmmmmmm

you're making me think of barbecued rib-eye steaks now....
*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

only three months til summer

and then it'll only be another 366 days before next year's

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

midges, horseflies, sunburn and pollen?

fuck summer, autumn is much nicer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

Cock it

Cock it hard!

(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

yay for CPCs :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

have you tried to paint over that yet.

should be an interesting effect you get when the light hits it from the right angle

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

hope so

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SiX and his hat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Yikes!

but not scary enough to still take photos ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

The three rules of life, Never return to a lit firework, don't upset a gypsy

and never try and steal the Queen's Pot Noodle

Apologies for compression, it was 850k at 256 colours, to make up for it, here's a YouTube version with sound

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

This is way too good

Please take it away and make it look like something I could do.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

How about this?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

hahahaha

still too skillful

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

this

is the best thing ever ever ever.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

fuck me thats good.

how do you do that???!

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

oh god, here we go...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

ha ha

I meant more 'be so annoyingly talented' than 'please explain step by step the technique'

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

oh, haha!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Though I'd like to know the technique as well

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

Paint Shop Pro

3DS MAX, photos, drawing extra bits, lots of cutting out, rigging, modelling of forks and pot noodle, animating, rendering, re-rendering and re-rendering until you get it right.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Fuck.

So basically, what you are saying is that you need to be fucking talented to be able to produce stuff like this.

:D

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Presumably he just got somebody to record him trying to steal the Queen's Pot Noodle.

It is real, isn't it?

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Rico, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

that is my hand, yes :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

you sure?

thoughgt I saw a glimpse of wedding ring for a moment.

you are goatse aicmfp

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

It's Empire Day tomorrow.

I shall have to find a pith helmet and rifle to go to work with in the morning.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Bloody hell!

That's unbelievable!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

what, that she's eating a "Nice N Spicy" flavour and not "Chicken and Mushroom"

I KNOW!!! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Hahaha!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

hello. ")

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hello!

How's it going?

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

tip-top and no mistake

thank you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

Original Curry, that'll be.

Nice 'n' spicy's nik naks :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

I'll take that bet, and tongue sticking out and raise you £50

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

you truly are the master of snack flavour general knowledge :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)

You were right in sentiment, though.

Original Curry fucking owns Nice'n'Spicy.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)

and is the only genuine cure to the common cold

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I'd have thought a Bombay Bad Boy would be a better cure?

Serving suggestion: chuck a naan bread in the microwave, slice it open as best you can and pour on the prepared Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle. Lush.

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eXOBeX, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 8:16, archived)

Actually, they're now calling it 'Sweet 'n' Spicy'

Because of that name clash...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

saves me posting it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Just fuck off and be crap for a change!

That was a compliment btw!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

what flavour is it?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

HAHAHA

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Flipping 'eck Mr Toats

This is bloody amazing!
*clicks hard*
Edit: Yay well-deserved FP.
Could you link to the uncompressed version please?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

really?!!

blimey, *tries to work out who the mods actually are again*

I just tried uploading the 821k one, but B3ta hosts and B3tards can't handle the file size :(

*EDIT - YAY FOR MYSPACK! HERE

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

brilliant

that is all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Never a concern about your Knighthood

you radical

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

It's the tower for me and no mistakes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

Jesus, it's..like a movie..butt knot!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Rubbish, as usual.

Link to the big one please.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

I personally wouldn't have minded this at 850kb.

The embodiment of greatness.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

you are too smooth by half

you smooth bastard.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

*smoothes*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

hahaha incredible

I had a laugh at a couple of the posters on your youtube queen's christmas message, some humourously stauch monarchists.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

I'm YouTubing this at the moment, with added sound, can't wait for their replies :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

Oh fuck it, post the full size one! :D

This is ace :D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

She's also eyeing your super noodles

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

hahahahahaha

sweet fucking christ

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Hahahaha

TO THE TOWER!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

this is an image i've waited my whole life for

it is a thing of beauty and no mistake.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

I, for one, cannot stop watching it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

can't type, busy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

THE POWER, OF CHRIST, COMPELS YOU!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

^This

with a few less commas.

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Grampa, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

Fucking hell!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

eeeeeeeuwwwwww

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

that was a front-page post, back in the day.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

Through a combination of idiotic actions

I accidentally deleted it from it's original online home and from my computer. I was devastated.

Then I recently recovered it using the internet archive website. I was overjoyed.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

sweet!

I was looking for your vid of Kilroy-Silk runnning amok in the internet archive the other week, but it said the robots file had precluded it archiving the site.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

It may still be somewhere

but I don't know off the top of my head. I'll have a look sometime.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

loved this pic first time round

made me *lost for words* once again
thanks!

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

Crikey!

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enceladus, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

hahahaa!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Bloody hell that's sexy

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Holy fucking shitbox!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

*fwap,fwap,fwap*

etc

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catbwoy, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

hmmm

Sure I've seen similar before.......

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

thats frigging braw that

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Woo, Yay!!!

Robot Hands!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

LOOK THIS IS JUST OFFENSIVELY GOOD!

if that is even a word.

BUT DO SOMETHING SHIT. PLEAAASE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

Hahaha!

Awesome. Really, that's all there is to say...

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enceladus, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

One is amused.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

hahahaha!

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

stab that hand, queenie!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahaha! braw!

but still no royalist threats in the YouTube comments? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

hahahaha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)

*cleeks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

thats special in an amazing way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

[feckin' awesome!

]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

Bravo!

Encore!
Author!

This is spliffing ace.

Top youtubery noise effects to boot.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

WOO! WOO!

(maninthespoon, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

That's fucking awesome

I bow to your skillz

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

this has the most personality of any animation i've seen on the front page

well done. well fucking done.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 5:59, archived)

Fucking brilliant

How long 'til your stuff is on telly?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

not soon enough

I fear I will be homeless and addicted to crystal meth before the magical world of advertising or comedy whisks me away to financial stability, fame and fortune

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Are you putting it in front of

the right people?

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

this has

unbelievable awesomeness written all over it. It's like looking down at the name and knowing that what you're getting has that little kite mark on it :D
top work sir!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

hahaha!

love it.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Truly amazing!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

marvellous

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

one likes that lots. especially the jab at the end!

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mozza, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

double plus good!

Woo yay! *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

You were saying?

Bloody amazing.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

wonderful

i hope pot noodle shower you with free pot noodles.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

Trans-Atlantic celebrity swap

(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

there is some lovely stuff on your deviant art thingamubob

nice pic by the way

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Cheers!

Why, thank you kindly!

(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

Robot Penis...

(Will be raised some time next week www.physorg.com/news124212433.html)

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Sammo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

MEDIBOT!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

Wow, I really love the tusk!

No, I love it!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Saucy minx

*buggers back off again*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

loooove is in the air

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)

Not really

I spazzed out earlier. Joy!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:39, archived)

this is a drumroll

.....building tension, excitement and hopefully starting a bonus sped art thread of drawing a fast food snack in under a minute using the art package of your choice - Go!
- while I post process an animation

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)

I live in that

fact.

Edit: I feel compelled to request a packet of Jaffa Cakes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

Awwwwww my fluff gland is dancing with happiness :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

imagine i'm not on the laptop

and then visualize a ginsters roaster bar done in paint.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

You have very strange cybersex.

And with that, I'm off. Night lovely peoples x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

'Night ma'am!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

nite nite sweetie

and if mushroom's still about. i remember bugs now, i watched it every week, they even filmed some of it just down the road in a shopping centre i was cleaning in while i was at uni.i watched them doing it
/senility blog.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

as long as you pay your monthly fee then i shall continue with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

don;t go!!!

you'll miss my hard work!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

It'll be on the front page tomorrow.

Crimeny ;)

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

quality has gone down the whatsit

so despite spending over 2 hours wrestling with it, I doubt it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Not from what I've seen.

Queen and all that.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 11 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

night night hunny

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

my weapons of choice - photoshop and lack of skill.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

Awesome!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Tunnocks! \o/

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

^Win

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

Three million of these biscuits are made every week!

Although I'm starting to question whether this is true.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

they measure them in miles...

which is not a good thing with foodstuffs in my opinion

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

have you heard the new Nick Cave album?

heard the first single and quite liked it..
could be a return to form (I hope)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

i really didn't like the single, but i know the album is all on myspack so i will have to give it a listen

i've just been listening to not much else other than the triffids as of late..must get my daily fix of aussie rock music.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

I'm trying to remain optimistic, since I've not liked anything since Henry's Dream and Murder Ballads.

in the meantime, GET THIS DOWN YA
www.myspace.com/regurgitators

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)

the intro of that first track makes me think of devo.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

REGURGITATOR = AWESOME

how I love Quan.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

saw the video and liked the song

been a long time since i've been able to say that about him

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)

I know!

wiiiinnnngggssss.. offff... FLIES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

i suppose getting off heroin made him go a bit wanky.

but i also loved the birthday party the most..but all his 80s solo lps were great.

and then kylie came along...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

Mmmmm

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

oh come on. it took me longer than a minute to open illustrator and upload this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)

but you have the

honour of seeing probably the only real vector to appear on b3ta for some time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Filtaz, more like.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

must have taken ages to draw those blue lines in tattyshop.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

oh you pair of hurtful bastards ;)

Click for bigger (199KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

That's a lot of paths! :O

I've been meaning to play with Illustrator for ages, I enjoy my tattyshop too much though

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)

HEY

I posted one yestarday...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

no, no you

didn't.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)

He's led you like a lamb to the slaughter

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)

That was too bloody easy :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

it's no fun if you don't try and make me explain until I'm blue in the face

why it's not a vector. You have to try harder when baiting uncle Zoot ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)

that's a jpeg, needledick

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)

evening roger

you seen that ditz kittyvomit about recently or did she get blown away by the winds in brighton?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

oo o you bitch

*clutches handbag*

MEOOOW

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

howzit missy?

was watching bbc breakfast this morning where they were being nice and calm about the storms, then switched to ITV in Brighton where there was a bloke pole dancing on a lamp-post to avoid getting blown away. bloody attention seeking GMTV

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)

This too.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

My laugh was bigger.

Cheg on, Panasonic.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

your name is on the list now.

I just hope she is happy!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

I don't understand anyone's replies tonight!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

me too, but then i am pissed again.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

Camouflage burger!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Me make u snack pikcha, in 56 seconds.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

hungry now :(

Though I admit i went over the one minute a bit... my muse was spazzing out.

Edit: ha! meant to say mouse, but muse sounds better.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Gah, snackpiss.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

nom nom nom

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

A very rare foray into drawing from me.Using Artrage

and you wonder why i don't draw stuff!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

i can do this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

But you can't eat Daz!

Unless you want to fart bubbles!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

usual image challenge rules apply

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

Nice save!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

art rage?

you had total fucking academic, mental meltdown there ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

I cannae draw for shit!

I used art rage for the nice chalky effect!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

I was a bit over, can I still play?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Fucking show off...mine's better...it...it's smiling..WELL BOLLOCKS TO YOU ANYWAY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

Yeah, yours is the ray of sunshine snack.

You can't see it, but mine is a miserly cunt that kills babies.

^{/Nestle products}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

Well,....like yeah!...I mean...yeah, mine is clearly winner.

Uh-huh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

is it a

pot pot noodle?

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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

I see it's been done and better but here!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

Now that I want the board to slow down it speeds up

Anyway here is mine.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

very pretty!

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enceladus, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

Here's another hastily dashed-off snack

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enceladus, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

mmMMmMMMM, num nums. Is gooode!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

Ursa Major

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

plough?

one missing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)

there were only 7 major stars in the images I found.

Of course, there are many more in the constellation but I'm not going to put them all in.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)

No my fault. I was thinking of the plough where the farmer has fucked off to the pub.

I'm not that pedantic ;) Woo was missing from my first post.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

cheers!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

but ursa major is made of 27 stars?

and the big dipper, or plough is only made of seven as shown here.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

Zeta UM is a binary

/geek blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

*points*

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!

*wedgies*

*flushes head down toilet*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

lolsa major!

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Rico, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)

Pfft!

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ClanSoul, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

lolaris

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

Space repost!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

loldebaran!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

lolrion

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

SCROLL THE PAGE, AND WATCH IT.

Magic happens.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

lock your doors!

and get draught excluders! he's coming!!!

scissors! where are the scissors?!

biggerer

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

I only just found out about this character. His bed fell on him, right?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

and so in his weakened form

he had to suck the blood of the living to stay alive...

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)

well, this is a little more upbeat

adsoftheworld.com/media ambient/honda_plant_letter?size=_original

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)

that don't work that don't

although i'm intrigiued

ooh a quick google reveals all

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

just one more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ECu-JzaVLY&feature=related

following on from those down there.
we really could do with somewhere to post all of these links.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

No. Stanley Lambchop is flattened when a bulletin board (above his bed?) falls on him (while he was sleeping?)

Close though.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

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