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norty norty advertising people, gone dun did it without asking

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

You're one of those digital satirists that are all the rage now!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

am I?

*rages around room*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

Yes.

Yes you are. Of you go now and work for the Guardian, there's a nice chap.

Talking of work, why aren't people giving me any?

Bastards.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

what a non news story, good luck suing lads, you'll need it

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

perhaps this is more to your liking

www.hivessavelives.com/images/img_news6.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

OMG!

an ad nicked a STYLE of singing...

Jesus...

/Boosh is not funny its wank blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

the third series wasn't funny

(except for Eels)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

And Zappa child

and pointing out which bits of her face came from her Granddad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

I wish to be associated with the comments of the last speaker

/the one before toasty

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

Talking of food,

I think I'm out of all the nice things to eat for lunch. The only thing left is an emergency pot noodle. :/

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

I thought the word 'emergency' was just taken as read with a pot noodle

people don't eat them through choice... Do they?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

Er, no.

*shuffles feet*

*coughs*

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

don't worry, I've been there too, soldier ;)

/many, many years ago, mind

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

Joseph, sir.

104% correct. The boosh is pants-on-head retarded.

/zero punctuation blog.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

hahaha!

i love him like a man loves a fine cuban cigar

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

'ning everyone!

Right, I'm pretty sure that the Boosh didn't "invent" this style, they just gave it a stupid name.

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Aenesis, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

Have they not got enough dollar then?

Shame.

I like the Boosh, don't get me wrong, but they seem to have totally fallen for what 15 year old fat girls are saying. Lads, you're not the second coming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

morning princess

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Morning lovely

I shall be possibly a bit more acerbic than normal, I have major tumbly ache.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

i got some new tablets from the doctor

can't remember what they're called though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

pills?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

I have been for three poos in two hours.

I know you don't want to know, but I want to tell someone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

photos?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ooooh you are a bad man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

hehehe

i know.

send them to the usual address under plain brown email packaging.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)

Shall do, sir, shall do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

excessive pooing concerns me

what was the consistency like?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

Normal.

But owwww.

Bloody sweeties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)

it had bloody sweeties in it?

i'd see the doctor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

*clutches tummy* owwwww.

I am a bit shaky, also. Someone come round and look after me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

*rubs tummy*

*gives hot water bottle*

*soothes brow*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

Multipoop

hi 5

I dun two

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)

Are you ill too?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)

Heroin Max?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

well, after all, the country IS run by 15 year old fat girls

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yes.

And now I'm just off to listen to my Chemical Romance for my alloted 15 minutes.
(not really, joking. JOKING)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

It's the Art of Noise 'Best Of' CD really, isn't it?

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)

Daevid Allen's "crocodile nonsense poem"

could be said to be prior art

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fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

i thoght that when i saw it the other day

i just thought that they'd sanctioned it and run with the cash.

nawty adverts people.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

did anyone else notice this?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

Quick get the legal team!!

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Aenesis, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

TO THE LAWMOBILE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

You do make me giggle an awful lot, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

Ahhwwww blimey. I did a smile and I did a blush :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

Well you do, and I thought you should know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

"Puppet uses similar torture methods to famous comedian"

*shock/horror*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

haha!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

yes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

although needs more winehouse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

treehouse you say?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

I did try that once, but it came out looking like Travolta

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

I'm pretty fucking sure they didn't "invent" that style of 'singing'

infact I could upload a Barenaked Ladies MP3 that sounds closer to that Sugar Puffs advert...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

I love you guys

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hello Nipples.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

sorry

*buttons up his shirt again*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

hello

*inserts food related post about best home made vindaloo that can melt a spoon responsible for releasing such high levels of endorphins*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

We love you too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

"it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

nearly...

Its: "You've got to be fucking kidding"

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

yeah I know

but I couldn't remember if it was "kidding" or "joking"

edit - either way MacReady has a top hair/beard combo

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

hehe

filenames are your friends!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

ha!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

that was on telly a few days ago

not seen it since the dog head splitting moment scared the crap out of my 6 year old self.

it was woo, tho the space craft the alien is building in secret looks like crap.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

where's YOUR spacecraft made from junk?

I don't see you flying around in a spacecraft made from junk. Think you can do better? Huh?

HUH?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

look out the window.....

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

ARRGH!

*fears*
*praises technical abilities*
*rings The Sun*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

and why would you want to talk to a main sequence star?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

It publishes a daily newspaper that likes that sort of thing

as well as providing us with all our heat and light

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)

ohh, The Sun...

/looks at page 3,

/throws away

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

Its only

one of the single greatest films ever made.

I watched in on telly the other night for about the 1000th time, then when it finished I stuck the DVD on the watch it 'properly'.

I simply NEVER get bored of it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hence me shelling out the copious amount of £4.78

to finally acquire my own DVD of it.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

you're right here, its beyond brilliance

did you hear that the guys who did battlestar gaylactica are remaking it?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

0_0

Say it's not so!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

Ronald D Moore is the guy what wrote the new BSG

www.movieweb.com/news/75/15875.php

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

Getting very worried about Mr Carpenter

He seems to be sanctionign remakes of his stuff left right and centre.

It'll be Ghosts of mars next, mark my words

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

oh god

when will the plundering stop?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

i agree

it's all kinds of awesome

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

yay

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

no need for thanks.

we cant help but love you

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

everyone else seems to try very hard

*cries and sings*

allllll byyyyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyse-e-elf

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hurrah!

I may or may not love you. I just don't know.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hey, squire.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ey T man!

hows the bits?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

Dangly. Yours?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

sore on the right, bit lower on the left,

7&1/2" long and as thick as my wifes wrist in the middle.

what else has been happening?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

What is love?

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

25 year old female seeks hummus and photoshopping skills for use on B3ta.com.

and anal

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

and I mean it.

No matter how clean you want your house, I'll do it.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)

BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)

Haddaway

and a shite! /Bottom Live 4

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)

Spicy

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

hahaha

haha

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WOLF .™, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

that's it, I'm putting this in my management report

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

hahahaha!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

this works really well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha! most excellent!

Damn! My 21000th post!
No nekkid!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

get it out

QUICK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

You seem too eager!!!

You'll have to wait for 22k now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

i'm getting upto 28000

but you'll have to wait until 30000.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

Good plan , that man!!

I'll wait til 25k.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

293 until 10K for me :D

Well, 292 now.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

10k

That warrants nuditae

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

I'm saving full frontal for 50K

by the time that happens, you reeeeeally wont want to see it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

really?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

haha

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahaha!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

ning ives

any sign of minky?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

he was around earlier...

if we do the summoning, He'll appear.
MIIIIINK!! GET 'ERE!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

*appears*

shut it dbroon

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

*grabs*

get him db!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

thanks ives :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

i don't love you anymore

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

aye you do.

now where's prodge?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

no honestly

i really don't

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

I was looking forward

to the opportunity of beating yous in the semi.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

i'll beat you with my semi in a minute!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

Chance'd be a fine thing!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yay I got replies

I am new, don't burn me. Or bum me.

(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

*bums*

Your hummus is strong. Excellent stuffs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)

he hee

noice

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:30, archived)

now that is clever.

and it is the only song of theirs I like.

SO I SUPPOSE A WOO AND A YAY WOULD BE IN ORDER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

hhahaah

winner!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

RIP Mysterious World Bloke

Rendezvous with Rama is still one of my favourite books ever. Shame about the sequels.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

He was a Terminator?

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

No no no

The crystal skull thing was the logo of sorts of his TV series "The Mysterious World of Arthur C Clarke", and "Arthur C Clarke's World of Strange Powers". I might still have the books somewhere at home actually - must have a look tonight.

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

o rly!!!

I never knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/sarcasm mode off now

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

It was some kinda inca artifact iirc

and was supposedly cursed... WOOOoooOOOoooOOOoo

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

but actually made in the 1930s in germany

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

...it's still cursed though... WOOoooOOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo
bloody wikipedia nazis :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

Don't be scared!

its not a ghost, just Hamster typings lots of "o"s and alternating between small case and upper case

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

like this?

^WWwwWwWOOooOoOooOOoooOOoOooooOoOooOOoooOOOoOoOOoOo_OooOooOoooOoO^OOO^oOoOO^O^ooO^oooOO_oOOooOoOo_OoOoOoo^OOooOO_ooOOOOo_OOooOO^oooOooO_oOooooOoooOOOOoOoOo!!!!!!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

ARRGH!

*scares*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

similar

but subtely different

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

So, cursed in a different way, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

ok, maybe not the 1930s germany then

but defiantely 20th century, somewhere in Europe.

What do I look like, an archeomolologist?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

those wacky germans!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

they did go particularly wacky in the 30s didn't they?

I would go as far as "mental" to be honest

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

is it the same crystal skull as will be featured in the forthcoming IJ movie?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)

yes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

mm strange powders

*snorts*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Awww!

He was one of my favourite nutters . . .
RIP dude!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

DAVE!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hello

apparently bowler hats are due a come-back . . . I didn't know they went away
tee hee! *enhurgles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

Oh aye

you'd hate it if they did though, damn fashionables ;)

*worms way in for a cuddle*
/feeling emotive

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)

*opens arms*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

*slaps minky out the way*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

me second!

she is me mam after all!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

*50p*

now I don't wanna see you for at least two hours m'kay?
hee hee! *wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

*strolls off to opium den*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

*mumhugs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

i don't think there's any need

she don't want my arms

*bawls*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

I nearly said 'because they're too short'

meaning that mink have ickle legs but could've been easily mis-construed that your arms wouldn't fit around Jessie . . . good job I din't say that in't it?
ULP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

*wipes sweat from brow*

close one

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Just makes me more cuddly :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

*cuddles with consumate ease

despite having only average length arms*
hehehe! you're triffic

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

Awww

Thanks :)

Sorry, I got distracted off the board and only just checked back

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

M' Lady

*genuflects*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

'lo sir!

I'm off to lunch now

YAY :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

Good'ning, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

*salutes lazilly*

as you were . . .
'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

*removes pants*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

PA-ANNNNNCE

wait for it wait for it . . .

HUP!!
eww! 'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

*stands to attention*

... I miss Debbil

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

*measures*

You must've answered half a spam e-mail . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

you're using your ruler from the wrong end

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

oh yeah, silly me

silly me*rotates 1'' ruler by 180º*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Ning!

/nings to the max

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

RAD!

*awes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

read Rama 2, very odd

Still, top bloke and will be missed :(

Reading "Pandora's Star" at the mo, awesome stuff (not enough pictures though)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Pandoras Star is ace, as is the sequel

And The Dreaming Void is good, too.

The Rama sequels completely missed the point of the original novel by explaining what Rama was for. I just pretend they were never written.

/pretends furiously

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

got the Judas book ready and waiting

....and indeed this book is superb. Literally 60 pages to go, should finish by this afternoon.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

i preferred the other 3 of the rama series...

Great author, will really be missed.

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sudo is bored, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

This is worth your time, as well...in terms of further reading -

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_of_Other_Days

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

I was genuinely upset when I heard he'd pegged it

I'm a bit fussy about sci-fi books but he was one of the best.

I assume someone's already done an image of a grave with a monolith for a gravestone etc etc?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

I had forgotten all about his mysterious world

it were fuckin great.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

yeah, what was the deal with those crystal skulls?

had the book an' everything

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hello! Not here for long, but have some more bunnieses :)

Preveveveviously.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

NYOMS

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

surfing bunnies?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

Oh a wave of caaaaalm.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

If it was a wave of clams then i'd be impressed.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

*prepares next drawing*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

I think

it's an ant eater with strange ears :-p

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

This is sad and poignant!

But I did just watch Watership Down!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

I've never seen it, I just like sunsets and bunnies :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

If you cry at films,

don't ever watch it.
If you don't cry at films ,and watch it, you will.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

*cries just thinking about it*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

That's about right!

I'd been putting it off for years,knowing i would blub!
I thought I'm a mid-thirties male,what could possibly upset me!
Bloody rabbits!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

*never watches it for fear of weeping*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

the bit at the beginning is just so weird

it could be any time between 90AD and the 70s

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

It just explains the origns of the rabbit,

and their God, Frith.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

Can we please change the "I like this" link

to "I love this"?

Have a click in lieu of this!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

very nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

bunnies!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

Eeeeeee! :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

what are the bunnies looking at exactly?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

Haha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Why are we so scared the Teh fear?

It's just so seamy!!!
*hopes it didn't hear me..runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

I'm not scared of the fear

bring it on two headed munter!

ha!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Let me check my bookmarks...

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

this is very clever... how is it done? smoke and mirrors?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

Yay!

Is that Max?

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Weetobix, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

no its MrPineapples rabbit from the other night

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

your employment skills shine through once again

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

bunnies with no knees on the pyrenees!

hurrah for your bunnies, whichever large edifice they may be on

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spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)

aww

I'll spurt fluid from my eyes with more images like this man :/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeee.........

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Ninj, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Ha ha!!

Super mongs FTW!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

I'm confused

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

Grahhhhhghghhh!

Morning all.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

'ningles samster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

How areee yahhh?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

not bad..

i guess..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

'ning dude

in other news i've officially not got skin cancer \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Yay!

Was there a chance that you ever did? Because I've officially not got Ebola...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

yeah

went to the docs this morning with a "thing" on my shoulder.
turns out it's a wart

ew

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Damnable "things"... frightening good, honest folk.

*starts campaign in Daily Mail*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

*glances at daily mail in shop*

*doesn't buy*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

My family have been guilt tripped into buying it recently.

There were photos of my nephew in the gardening bit.

They all had to go and buy an extra Guardian to make up for it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

you're not in advertising, are you?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

no, why?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0097531/

i've just noticed glasjay's your site. i've been linked to various good things from there- top site, sir!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

really?

ooh wow, thanks

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

Congratulations!

When's it not due?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

last week

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hurraahhy!

I've officially not got Jenga.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

shame that

i have got jenga

it's awesome

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

well done that man

I assume you also don't have other cancers too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

oh yes

i have none of the cancers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hurrah!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

*high five*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hooray for not having disease! \o/

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

oh i have others

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

You might want to have a check for herpes after last night..

Sorry, I forgot to tell you in the heat of the moment..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

nah that's ok

i already had that

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

*phew*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

*bumps tummies*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

hurrah!

etc.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

woop woop

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

morning squire!

morning you lovely, lovely B3tans!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

How's your day been treatin' yah so far?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)

I have cold fingers.

yours?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

Ning ttssrraatrs-oh I cant spell it-

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

Ningning Mtsnaotd

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Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

At least mine is spellable,

not just unpronouncable!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

yey, Confused.mong

nout can be said for a good mong-tage :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

and what the fuck is confused.com?

I BELIEVE I AM CONFUSED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

I do like the shops.

Click for bigger (282KB)

(spangledonkey I've got a mouse. His name is Gerald., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

I thought you had to be under 16 to eat Matthew Kelly!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

bah...

at Tesco's you get minimum 9.8% matthew kelly

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Only 8%?

Where else am I supposed to get my RDA of 17% Matthew Kelly a day?!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Only 8%?

Is it a 'healthy option' Matthew Kelly meal?

Edit: What a worrying commonality of thought in these responses.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

It's this food obsessed nation. I blame Dr Gillian McKeith

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

~~McKeith~~ Anderson

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

The only thing Gillian Anderson can be blamed for is giving most men, and some women, the raging 'orn.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

yeah but the conversation's much more pleasant now i've brought her into it, isn't it?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

LIES!!

i've got matthew kelly in my freezer at home.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

Not under your bed?

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

~~under~~ in

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

Indeed it can be milked:

CFheyuage

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

but can it be tiled

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Is it a detail of a pineapple?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'm much sexier than that.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

yay!

*milks*
*drinks*
tartaney goodness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

that should be the slogan for irn bru

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Irn Bru - like sugar filtered through a tramp's gusset

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

...on a really hot day

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

as he's resting in a sewer

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

Sailboat!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

That send my eyes funny*

Woo!
and ning.

*Funnier than before

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

AH GOT NO IDEA WADDA HELL DAT IS!

but ah like it.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

March 19th - This seasons new look

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

needs more clip-on bow tie

though i genuinely feel that bowler hats are well overdue a comeback

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

Hats in general.

And maybe cloaks too.

Cloakhats.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

they're big in the desert...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

I've actually seen coulpe around town recently, although its more bankers rather than The Kids who are wearing them

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

they're damn sexy if you ask me.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

bankers?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

well-dressed ones with three-piece suits,

spread collars and bowler hats, yes.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

bankers are the new kids

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fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

o_O

they're not getting anymore of my money to spend on lollypops!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)

*swoons*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

i'm way ahead of you!!

*straightens bowler hat*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

actually, I went home to milton keynes last wkend

and what did I see? An emo wearing a Three-Cornered Hat like it was the most normal thing in the world

cunt

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

I'm sorry but

that's awesome.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)

^ that

now I want a 6 cornered hat

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)

have a bowler hat

they've got infinity corners

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

A hexahat! Shh, no is just legend!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Milton Keynes is a fantastic place to see

kids following ridiculous trends, wandering round in packs and sitting by the tree in the shopping centre acting like they just invented their look which, you know, is a personal and individual statement, and is exactly what 40 other kids wandering around the shops are wearing at that exact moment.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

Milton Keynes, "fantastic"?

like a holiday to Auswitch, yes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Good lord man.

Have you never been to Camden? The whole place is awash with hordes of 'individuals' come to express their individuality by being in a crowd of 10,000 identically dressed people with identical opinions and body odour.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

haha

every time I go there I'm convinced there's some sort of tossers' convention on

I saw Noel Gallagher in Camden once, which only gives credence to my theory

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

I really didn't enjoy walking throught there at all.

And those piercing shops! There's no way I'd get a piercing done on one of those. They look like grime and filthy is deliberately spread about the place each morning. Imagine all the teenygoths and emos sporting wonderful scars from their infected punctures.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

i love camden,

retro gt have a stall there, and also cyberdog am great. it's a shame mrs fish doesn't like london in the slightest- i am being forced to go straight through london tomorrow without stopping :(

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spacefish bong!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)

if that's what they want to do

what's the problem?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

generally, people who you've never spoken to are cunts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)

Now this is a philosophy I can subscribe to.

do you have a newsletter?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

yes

I make it with words clipped from the Daily Mail

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

Stuck down with the sweat of anger and indignation?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

this needs setting to music

I suggest a chas a dave stylee

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

Ha ha, 'I like this!'

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

The problem is that they all walk along the pavement

really, really slowly.

And you can't overtake if you're walking at a normal speed. So you have to walk for miles at a crippling, shuffling pace, having to breathe in stale sweat stenches and petunia oil wafts. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)

yes

and then the bastards walk in the road and give you 'hard' looks if you rev at them

get out of the road, you greasy cunts!

god I am getting middle-aged

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)

I often think my car must be the most wonderfully silent car in the whole world,

despite the strange rattle it's recently developed. Perhaps I'm the only one that can hear it though, as often I drive along the road and encounter people walking in the middle of it, oblivious to the noise of my car approaching until I have to stop behind them and do a big, angry rev.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

getting out of the car with wheel changing implements and saying naughty words

can be beneficial in these instances

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

that seems to be a problem with most people

not just camden trendies.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

Indeed,

but the Camden lot are more numerous and densely packed than you normally find, and generally more odorous too.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

densely

in it's 100% correct usage here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

Ahh, Camden Leisure Pirates

Shoot the lot of 'em.
Cunce.

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Ptortoise, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

there's something more amusing about seeing them in their natural, middle england habitat

sticking out like a sore thumb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

i went to college in shoreditch

well i went to the strp club browns most of the time, but officially i was at college, woo

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Excellent

And what should the men be wearing?

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

'Stinkbat' by Sarah Jessica Parker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)

I know not of this "Sarah Jessica Parker"

I have seen some hideous MOOOOOOOOOOOSE flouncing about in pink Nylon which she probably stole of the back of Fabric Warehouse's lorries, that claims to be something called SJP.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Jackets made from freshly severed cunts

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

Russell Brand, beware!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

i'm wearing Unforgivable by Sean Paul

which is think is a really odd name for an aftershave

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

I like "Insolence" by Guerlain

I look forward to their follow ups, "cheek", "lack of respect", and "cocky tosspot"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

Saun paul has a few more in the range

'Indefensible', 'Reprehensible', and my favourite 'Just Plain Wrong'

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)

I'd definitely buy Cocky Tosspot

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

i'm wearing "pretension" by calvin klein

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

Is Shireditch still 'in' then?

Last time I went there for a 'night out' it was besieged by chav cunts fighting each other whilst protecting their ben Sherman shirts from beer stains

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

Still 'in' what?

Hackney?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

I worked near there a year or so ago.

The only hint of trendiness I ever noticed was that the crappy bars around the place were overpriced, and very occasionally you'd see a reasonably attractive lass sitting on that grubby dog toilet they call Hoxton square.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

Phaquar Central, you mean?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I just need the ironic tat

and I'm there.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)

This is exatly how I am dressed today

save for the roomy slacks....I'm not wearing any. Much roomier.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

Simon

Cowel

ps. I have met him and his trousers are normal he is just really really short.

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SiX and his hat, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

he's a little person?

well well :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Despite her millions.. Heather continues to work.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

This image is hurting my beautiful eyes

in 7 ways

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

*massages eyes*

better?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

A bit, yes

cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

*sprays eyes with soothing chilli oil*

how now?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

It's getting worse

stop it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

7? you lie.

SCIENCE has proven that the most ways an image can hurt your eyes is 5.6764432323. so either you are a liar, or you claim this image is a scientific breakthrough.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

It's both

ahhhhh?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

hehe its shit at its best

moose

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)

if she finds out i won 34.48 at the bookies yesterday i might be in with ashot

OI HEATHER I'M LOADED, fancy two meals for a fiver up my local, i'll buy you a j2o

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

if she doesn't want to,

i will!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

looks like your in

no gaz from the mono ped yet

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

OK I have exhausted this subject....

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Needs more walrii

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

you should change your username to

Amanda Hugandkiss.

In my opinion.

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Farmfoodsman, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

no doubt one of many....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

ooof...

pfft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

hahahaha

utterly brilliant

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

oooh

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

would you like me to give you your username back?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

yes please

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

On the plus side..

looks like there's a break in the weather.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

that's a real sky as well

filmed in a field behind pinewood.

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

haha

I like your new username muchly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

oh hold on...

you're not parrott D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

oh, i am!

I have 2 accounts, one for Mac and one for Laptop.

one for casual, one for best

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

imdb trivia?

or does your geekery go even deeper?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

wrote an essay on the film a while back

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

HE WAS KILLED BY MONKEYS????

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

a whole load of monkeys escaped the sri lankan zoo and wanted revenge for the bad press...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

what bad press? That they'd been coerced into civilisation by a big black brick?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's an ape.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

^this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

actually its a man in an ape suit

*wins*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Actually, all the apes in the movie were women

Apparently they moved better

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

ah, nuts

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Mmm ape women

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

right, therefore it's an ape

*smugs*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

it is a man in a shit costume from shit costumes r us

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

That's what you get for telling your wife she sould wax more often

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahaha

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

Oof!

but very good.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)

Nice image but...

=[ nonetheless

Nice Sig by the way!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Wish I'd seen this before I posted my mediocre effort.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Tweet

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

I want one!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

How does it breathe?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Terrible!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

No, wait...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

AND IT BLINKS!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

It doesn't.

It's a ghost.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

Oh, it's a GHOST

I see. Sorry, I was all confused for a minute there!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

a moockingbird?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

Ahhh, but can you m.....

Oh, obviously you can.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

Can it be what? Hmmm?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

O.O

*looks at breakfast*
*pushes it away*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

Dog milk has been experimented with.

Which makes me glad I'm lactose intollerant.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

I don't think dog milk has lactose in it. So you'll be OK.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

And certainly not *that* kind of dog milk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

Lasts longer than any other milk, dogs milk.

'cos no bugger'll drink it.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

and it tastes exactly the same off

as it does fresh

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

I was waiting for the Red Dwarf quote to appear:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Happy to oblige :O)

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Joliet, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

Yow!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

Cat milk?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

HAHAHA

Winnah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

yays!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

oh dear lord, that's terrifying and wonderful.

I want to kiss it, if only to overcome every fear I have ever had.

I realised something this morning - on the day of the bash, B3ta is going to be completely dead. We're going to have to take a laptop along or something just to keep B3ta going.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

I worry that I have wifi here:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahaha

actual office lol!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

I am deeply in love with this image

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)

Rawr!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

caw?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

they're breeding!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

*looks*

oh no there hundreds now...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)

*magic eyes*

IT'S COMING TO GET MEEEEE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)

have one of my very first, from many moons ago!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)

Sad Monolith :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

'ning sir!

*glomps*

What am I missing? I've seen a few of these monoliths with crosses now

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Hiya Honey!

It's because Arthur C Clarke died yesterday...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

Thanks

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Jessie dear, can you explain the Lego thing pls? :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Sure!

Click here for enlightenment

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I have a friend who works for lego

designing the packaging/advertising artwork and whatnot.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

Tell him to give me freebies then

It's the only decent conclusion to reach

(

most of my childhood lego has gone to wherever childhood lego goes

but, over the past ten years or so i have accumulated plenty of adulthood lego (mostly star wars lego) :D

lego is the best thing ever. and star wars lego is the bestest of the best thing ever :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)

Barbara Cartland died

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

wishful thinking on your part...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Shouldn't it be surrounded by apes?

~~apes~~
Small boys with sore bottoms

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

Well, if you like....

Don't let me keep you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

Aww that's a rather nice one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

*sniff*

Fair innings though...off to the Stargate with him

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

He gave a wonderful 'adieu' to his reading audience last year...

*goes looking for it*

Edit:

"If I have given you delight in all that I have done, let me lie quiet in that night, which shall be yours anon."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

that's awesome.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

oo this is nice

although I feel like I want to push a cross-shaped plastic block through it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Well, you can do that too.

It'd be nice to think it's a multi-functional monolith.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

Needs more plasma screen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

that's on the other side....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

that's nice

but sir arthur was no christian.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)

Perhaps not,

But I was having difficulty narrowing down a 'non-denominational' symbol to use.

So I went with that one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

New outfit Belgian national team

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

pffttt.....

to full blown chuckle *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

Wandbagon still going?

wow...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

one man wandbagon

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

great...

never letting up, always pressing forwards. quite annoying really

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

like a pink and blue clad duracel rabbit

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)

technically known as a...

' Barabara '

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

*sigh*

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

These are regrettably becoming quite funny...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

I love Macca...

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

I've really not been following that story

so know even less than most people who have had access to all the gossip and counter smear campaigns...but I really can't stand that woman.

You were (very briefly) married to someone rich, that doesn't give you some sudden right to be rich yourself even after you've fucked off.
24 million love, stop whinging.

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"i don't want the ruling to be made public because i want to protect my daughter"

nothing to do with the Judge more or less calling you a liar then?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

It's the fact that

no charitable contributions show up on her Tax Returns at all. Despite her saying that 80-90% of all her income goes to charities that I want to see investigated.
Either she's involved in a massive tax scam or worse, making promises to charities (which she uses for her own positive image profile building, flying round the world etc) which she isn't keeping

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

i guess that'd be the 80-90% of her income that came straight out of Paul's pocket then

check his tax returns instead :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

LEAVE HEATHER ALOOOONE:P

'ningles fella.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

I was slightly disturbed by a couple of youtube videos of her interviews

the one on gmtv makes her seem cold and insane, and her pretend crying is laughable.
A channel 5 interview then makes her look completely clueless and in my opinion, has a bad effect on the image of environmental charities. She claimed the 18% of global warming is caused by deforestation and livestock... that's some intriguing maths, if only global warming could actually be quantised in such a manner.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

^^^this

ill be willing to bet that in a month or so she will cancel her charitble commitments due to her image being tarnsihed by the media and it would be bringing bad publicity to said charities. or some such shit.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

If I was one of the charities she's represented

I'd be demanded a serious investigation this morning.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

Why must it always be a serious investigation?

I'd be demanding an irreverantly humourous investigation.

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

I'm terrified that she considers it absolutely necessary to have 6 million a year from paul for her and her daughter

the price of Weetabix and Barbies must have gone up since I left the country.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

if i was paul i'd teach my daughter wood carving as soon as she was old enough

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

haha

I'd teach her to hop in an ironic fashion.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

or keep wood-boring beetles as pets

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

and beavers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

and nocturnal woodpeckers

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

and a Black and Decker chainsaw

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

and a deeply ingrained hatred of wood

edit: ingrained... hahahahahahahahahahahahaah

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

well, if she's not giving anything in the first place, cancelling them won't do any harm, will it :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

she aint nothing but a gold digger

she aint messing with no broke bro.

there is also
money money money...

shes been on one massive ego trip

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

Goooooold-Dig-ger,

She's the Gal, the Gal with the midas touch

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

~~midas touch~~ wooden leg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

pfffft :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

haha

shit. I had intended on doing something very similar. woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

heheh!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

"bro" does not rhyme with "digga"

/wannabe gangsta middle-class white boy blog

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

it's actually

broke.. broke.. nigger

but they can't say that on lovely fluffy radio one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

this^

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

I know :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

I was worried for a second that you were one of the brain dead millions who listen to the charts, buy what they are told to and sing along to radio edits without even the slightest notion that they may be a nonsense :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:31, archived)

beautiful south what?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

I love you from the bottom of my motherfucking pencil case.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

don't know what i'm doing here

but i'll carry on regardless

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

I havent listened to radio 1 in years

and german radio is actually quite good, lots of older stuff, not so much shite from talent shows.

Edit: and I hate all radio edits, whether is swearing, solos or song length that are cut.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

it drives me potty when i tell people

that such and such (leona lewis) is crap and they say they're a talented musician who worked hard. and radio 1, yeah i listen to it it can be funny at times. virgin radio is quite good too, so all is good

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

virgin radio has some good music between the adverts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)

as its a commercial radio station

i can put up with the adverts

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)

6music ftw

except for when that prick George Lamb is on

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)

she was a model, apparently

this is what I find most unbelievable

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:23, archived)

Airfix model...

it came without the leg and nobody thought to send it back...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

pfft..

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caffeinefreak, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

haha :D

/relurks

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

i can't fucking stand her

her financial demands are just mind boggling.

£40k a year for wine for example. She doesn't drink.

And £600k a year for her "charity work". How does that make any sense?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

Charity begins at home...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

don't be silly

wine isn't for drinking, it's for storing in your wine cellar so it goes dusty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

shit, i've been doing it all wrong!

no wonder I keep waking up with a headache

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

This is 'cos of an odd part of divorce legislation

It requires that children should be unable to differentiate between the lifestyles of their parents as a result of financial impediment.

So if Paul spends that much on wine, she should be able to.

(I'm not defending her, I think she needs a good long spell in an institution)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

to be fair, paul got off fucking lightly

he did bloody better than i did, he should have had to give her 75% like any working man would have done, oh and the house, and 20% min of his future earnings

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

and the car

AND MY FUCKING CAT

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

I usddenly understand

why people kill their exes.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

I don't get why that's the case at all

Those rules were designed to support someone left without an income, and more if you had children, back when women didn't actually work.

Split joint possessions, maybe even enter consideration for earnings that were only possible because of the other person, but once you're divorced then you're not each others responsibilitiy anymore, why should you be paying?

Everyone can earn their own wage these days, I fucking hate sponging culture and wish they'd drag outdated laws into modern times/reality.

(

it is supposed to start at 50/50

from my experiance if you get 30% as a man you have done well, i do have children and do pay towards their upkeep, but 25% of my earnings seems like alot, but then i could not afford a lawyer, she could as the judge decided to award her all costs, great

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

:( I'm sorry mate

My missus got his divorce formally through court today but thankfully all it took was for him to agree that he had been unfaithful (which very much wasn't the reason for the split, or even true) to let her divorce HIM, and he doesn't have kids.

Infact I would calculate that she actually owes him, but he's much too nice a guy to chase stupid shit like that up. She was after all heartbroken when he left and had to wait a good couple of months before getting herself a new beau to diss him to.

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ah fuck it, i like bitter :)

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mongychops, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)

This has done his PR a world of good though

He's no fucking saint.

So one money grabbing fucker has got some money off another money grabbing fucker.

FACTIOD: when Paul found out Linda had six months to live to made her move all her business interests to America so he wouldn't have to pay inheritance tax when she died.

What a nice thing to be thinking about when you're wife's terminally ill

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)

he wouldn't have got a sausage out of her otherwise

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)

ha ha

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fuscous, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hahaha

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

MADE her?

That's shocking if true, but if I was going to die I would do anything I could to get around inheritance tax. It makes me so angry I could cry sometimes.

No-one has ever given me a proper explanation for why the government can legally take such a massive chunk of someones money that they have already paid tax on all their life. It's criminal and yet another example of accepted traditions/laws never being questioned in the harsh light of reality.

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*giggles*

YOu said crab lice!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

Yesssssss

multiplying in my nethers as i write.......

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

Qiuck, dirty, early morning bindun?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:51, archived)

yup fraid so

'ningles:)

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just got to the coffee machine to find that I didn't turn it on!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)

nings sir!

EDIT: damn electrical devices expecting YOU o tell them what you want. They should know!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:01, archived)

burn it and then stab it with a killing stick

burn all devils urine dispensers, there is no place for them in a civilised world.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:04, archived)

*sticks fingers in ears*

'lalalalalalalalalalalalalala*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

ignore me at your peril

i know where you live, and woe betide i see the heathen machine when i come to visit.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

*sets electric fence and aligator pit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

How horrid!

here, have some of mine

*gives internet coffee*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

*steals*

hooray for internet security

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

Thanks but it's just finished.

Lets finish our coffees and get a mob to linch that coffeeist GSTQ!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:26, archived)

Alright

just let me get another coffee first ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

very good!

I present an ancient pre-nudity milestone post as a tribute

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

very nice

it must be my b3taday soon, is it today?

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new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

no then

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new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Maybe later today?

*advance b3taday manly huggles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

maybe tomorrow?

better make it today.

/polaris world

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new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

hard to tell

as you have done soething "special" to your profile

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

tomorrow

it would appear

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new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:29, archived)

woo, but there's no christianity in 2001, i hope.

www.b3ta.com/board/8194434

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

Fair point!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

'nings Sir

*note to self*
Must check down the board afore posting...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:50, archived)

hahahahaha!

apparently, Ms Mills accussed him of drug abuse...

tell us something we don't know, love

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:52, archived)

Is this compo still going?

No offence ww,
just want to express my artistic side on something and I have run out of ~~ideas~~ easily shopped ideas.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:53, archived)

Boooo to Mucca

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:39, archived)

Hahaha

and Good ning all!

How is everybody this fine Wednesday morning?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:43, archived)

nings medi

I have two lots of tea, in an unexpected but pleasant mixup

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:45, archived)

they are without doubt the best kind of mix up.

also, full of the joys of spring, wednesday greetings to one and all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:47, archived)

Alrighty!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

The sun is shining in Canary Wharf

and Bank Holidays approach - huzzah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:49, archived)

wednesday found me grand

at 5.30 when my neighbours woke me up herding their elephants again.

But with the sunshine, lollipops and rainbows surrounding me, and the prospect of lager after work, I'm full of the proverbial joys!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 8:54, archived)

yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Coping

I'm on a late shift today so don't start until 2pm (though that does mean I work until 9.30pm, booo), and then I have a day off tomorrow :)

...but then I have two more shifts and it shall be off to North Wales for me and my lovely missus in order to find chocolate, see parentage and fuss dogs!

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Sounds good

tell us about your lego

I have LOTS of that stuff, really

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

I had a big bucket of it as a kid

and an older brother so it was a joyful mix of all sorts of stuff we'd both added to it as we grew. Then one day I came home to the...horror...the trauma! of finding it gone. My mum had given it to my scrounging uncle to sell for a quick quid at a car boot sale. I never really got over it and have coveted lego ever since.

NOW though! now I have amended that wrong! I have a big bucket of lego again and even more (hopefully) on the way. Soon I shall have enough to build to my childishly retarded mind's desire :D

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\0/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

I am a walrus

I am a leg man.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)

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