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Why does the smell take an age to clear the house?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

GEEET ORF MOI TOASTS!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Git Orf moi inner webs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Part of the supernatural breakfast range.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

ha ha

Souper stuff

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

If you used Firefox, it'd solve this problem

it'd solve this problem_{pop-up blocker . . .}

Woo!
Mmmmm! TOATS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

ninjedit: gets it, lol

used ff3 yet? I like it, nice 'n' quick.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

I'll probably be sporked to death

by a bunch of frothing geeks . . . but I prefer IE to Firemarmot which keeps crashing on my PC
THERE! I've said it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Ha ha Heretic

Points

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

Netscape 4.7 ftw!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

opera

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

sometimes i just add up the 1s and 0s in my head and imagine the pictures/ words

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

You have inspired me to go and make some toast.

Thanks :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

Just mind the heat setting

That's all

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

heh

nice idea

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

hooray !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Fucking ell

That's epic

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Huzzah! for Towcester races!
'ello you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Why is it,

that the smell of toats is more arousing than the eating of toats. Lovely pic mind.
:)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Oh noes indeed!

Jus' spread 'em on it!.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

GHOATS!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

Drawn with a slick new Cintiq 12WX they've issued me at work.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Roll up - Roll up...

"Keep them coming" (oo-er)

Woo to this and NOON to all b3tans!

EDIT: Even the door handle looks surprised!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

Noon indeed!

This week is dragging like a mofo!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

Not really been on all day...

* Bloody Work!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Damned work!

Don't they know that every inch of t'internet must be explored before any working day can begin?!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

my sentiment exactly!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

I did that all day yesterday...

Had to do some work today (not much though)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

No it's not, I can't believe it's Thursday already!

What?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

'tis only Tuesday

I cunting hate Tuesday.
The only good bit is between the hours of 20:00 and 04:00, for then it is Tuenesday, the best non-day ever.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

I don't dislike any day

I just dislike any part of the day where I'm stuck in this office twiddling my thumbs.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Just Tuesdays for me

Even if I'm not in the office dying of sleep, I still hate Tuesday. Nothing good ever happens to me on Tuesdays, but as long as I keep posting I won't start snoring in the office again.

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Dear Lord your lurking is on a monumental scale!

Whatever stimulated your third post in 4 years?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Meeeeee!

*Former queen of lurkers*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

True that

Do I get some kind of prize?
Although I do now feel rarer than Bigfoot...
*wanders back into forest*

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

You get the joy of being hounded

every time you post until you get your post count up!

Congrats!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

Noooooo!

*lassos*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:06, archived)

Eep!

*Throws Bigfoot into lasso*

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

*reels in*

O_O
*calls national geographic*

Profit!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooN

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Que?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

Dunno...

jus' 'cos :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Fine...

How are you on the shight sunny Tuesday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

peachy

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

A five ounce fanged bat could not carry a one pound door knocker!.

Woo!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

what is it suspended it between

two bats on a length of twine?
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

Yeah...

but, of course, bats are non-migratory.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

Is this a new tablet to which you refer?

In which case, CDC?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

^This!

It's the law after all.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

hehe knockers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

How does that knocker work?

It seems to be fastened at both the top and the bottom.

edit: knockers, bottom. Oh dear.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

I thought that

but it looks like the bottom of the hoop hits the plate behind it to make the requisite noise.

my mug arrived yesterday. I'm picking it up from the in-laws tonight *glees!*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

ah, my pissy mind

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Mwahaha!

Our descriptions would have been pretty much the same if I hadn't had second thoughts about using a word like "ring" on B3ta.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

I had that thought too

and embraced it.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

^ what they said ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

Mugs!

Hurrah!

:D

edit: I've not seen the end product yet. I hope they come out alright.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

I shall report back tomorrow

Mug in hand.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:03, archived)

I think the lower "hinge" is just a thicker part of the ring

that makes contact with the plate on the door

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

*FWAPS*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

you can almost smell teh sexual tension between them... :D

You got a Cintiq? Damn yooouuuu! When I get a spare grand, I'd have one :)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

Well, work did.....meaning it's at the studio......and not my HEAVILY ALARMED house.

......don't burgle me.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

awww...

*takes off balaclava and drops swag bag*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

*burgles*

*steals old tablet that won't be missed*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

shop around and you'll be able to pick one up for £600-£700

bargain!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

hmmm... well I was gonna get a new wacom tablet

as soon as both my car tax and MOT are out the way next month, might have to think about looking for a Cintiq if I can get it at that price...

JJ- is it really as good as it looks (ie no lag or anything)?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Takes a bit of getting used to.

It's not like drawing on paper OR using a traditional Wacom tablet.

Also: it's technically a dual screen set-up, which takes a little while to get to grips with
(but even longer to set up properly!)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

I'm on a dual screen setup too. At the moment I'm only using the top half of my tablet so it's still absolute positioning with the extra wide monitor set up.

Which unfortunately renders half my tablet useless :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

cgi.ebay.co.uk/Wacom-Cintiq-21UX-Graphics-Tablet-1-yr-war_W0QQitemZ140233061082QQihZ004QQcategoryZ39980QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:07, archived)

They are excellent.

but one pain in the arse is that you will have to get used to setting up your workspace in an unfamiliar way because if you are right handed then your arm covers a lot of your palettes and there is only so much important stuff you can program on the tablet keys and stroke pads.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

damn. My previous reply

has gone. I was saying that you can find them on average for £7-800 ( I've been looking for a while ) but you can get one from the US for just under £500 and if you have a friend who can 'sell' it you through ebay you can avoid shipping and taxes.
The one I want is £2936.33

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

fucking hell, theymust like you, they're not cheap.

WOO!

i want one of them now, they look fucking ecellent.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

We're funded by The Great Satan*

*M$

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:57, archived)

Hooray!

i for one welcome our new dark overlord!

i still ahve an old serial A4 Intuos Wacom tablet at work and a Mk.I graphire at home.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

I've got a teeny tiny Wacom at home.

Twas all I could afford at the time, I'm waiting for it to expire so I can get a larger one, but the damn thing's indestructable.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:08, archived)

Hurray!

I say JJ you REALLY have surpassed yourself with this . . . I think the way you draw knockers is fantastic!

*sniggers*
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Knockers are a wonderful subject to draw.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

you should make a gallery

of the finest knockers you have ever drawn and call it 'Jolly Jack's greatest hits'
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:56, archived)

You lucky sod.

I've wanted a Cintiq for ages. Even more so since I saw this 21UX in action.

Click for bigger (293KB)

I really can not convince her that it will be money well spent though. Especially considering I make crap for nobody.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:59, archived)

Go for the WX model.

Smaller, cheaper and doesn't eat your entire work-space.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

I have a 28"

monitor and a 12 foot desk ( 3 desks actually ) space is not an issue. convincing my wife that I need to spend £3k on a drawing pad is where it all gets a bit sticky.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Explain that it will also improve heating in the house....

....and add to your tan.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

I like the way issued makes it sound like they forced you to use it

a new lcd touch pad? oh well if I must...

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:44, archived)

Has someone beed watching Foster's?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

RAR!

Click for biggerer.

Clicky here please, you know you want to.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

Superace

Congrats on the new job.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

Ta,

I really should change that status thing, I started a month ago!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

how are you finding

our fair city?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

I get on the 400 bus, go down the hill, and there it is.

(It's also absolutely lovely so far, and I've only wanted to elbow tourists in the head a few hundred times.)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:55, archived)

Cornmarket street on a weekend makes me whsih for a scythe every time.

Headington way, eh?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:58, archived)

Oo,

that would get rather squishy.

Back to 'ork for me. Thanks for the nice comments people!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

This is dead woo

I shouldn't be here

Oxford is not far from me, so yay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:45, archived)

Come to the goth club night!

It's actually jolly good. It's called Intrusion, and happens in a place called The Cellar on the second Tuesday of the month. Why it happens on a Tuesday is anyone's guess.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

I haven't been to a goth club since Slimes, years ago...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Intrusion's not bad

It's not a patch on slimelight or the ancient one that used to run out of the Coven2 (What was it called again?).
I get to be old now and not go out :D

edit: Today I cannot type. At all.

For Oxford goings out I suggest you indulge in a spot of nosh at RedStar noodle bar on the Cowley Road followed by a visit to The Star on Rectory Road (just off the Cowley Road) followed by a little late-night jaunt to either the ~~Zodiac~~ Carling-a-fucking-cademy Oxford if there's a gig on, or to HiLo's jamaican bar if there's no gig on. Then go to Bodrum Kebab (actual food, not mechanically reclaimed blood-tinted sawdust) and wend your way home.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:04, archived)

Fucked if I know.

I get to be 23 and able to remember clubs that closed years before my mates started drinking...

BAD child. BAD child that looked much older than she was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

hee hee

I'm 27 now, so chances are I was just getting a bit long-in-the-tooth and ready to sod off when you were arriving on the scene and being cheeky.
I got fed up with the Goth scene when I realised all my clothes had gone slightly different colours of grey and didn't match, and I couldn't afford to buy new ones, and the 'Rock' clubs in london were better than the 'goth' ones given my music taste at the time.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

I broke up with my boyfriend

who was friends with EVERYONE IN LONDON.

Put paid to any ideas I had.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

I'm lucky if I can make a five word letter

*bows to dinosaur overlord*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

Seven letter words...

every turn, but it can't place the tiles due to its tiny arms.

But it'd just bite you in half so *clicks*

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:47, archived)

Hahaha :D

Fuck yes!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

Afternun.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

Oh my

how very rare indeed

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McBadger COW, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahahahhaha

MO' O' DIS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

Madonna's tits are too pert

Woo

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

EXTENDY TATS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:54, archived)

Be careful!

Madonna may try to adopt you!

RUN AWAY!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

O.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

o_O

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahahah!

random brilliance!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

Woo

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:44, archived)

Gabrielle Drake...

mutates into Daniella Westbrook with a wig on!

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

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WormuIus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Needs bigger writing :) I couldnt read it :?

But if so....

*rubs cock*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

try this one

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WormuIus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Now thats better ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Thanks

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Used to fancy her

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Simon and the Witch?

Edit: OK, I am confused now. I could have sworn she was in Simon and the Witch but IMDb says no....

Edit Edit: OK, it was Nicola Stapleton. Problem solved :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

don't remember Simon and the witch

She played some canadian comedians wife in a mid seventies sit com.
It was average.
Then she got the crossroads gig...

Edit
Kelly Montieth

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

I think we may be talking about different people :)

I was referring to the Daniella Westbrook statement :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

This makes me feel old

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Well I'm sure you are ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I remeber when all this was flids

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Not sure her brother would have been taken as seriously if he'd inherited that hair gene.

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mozza, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

haha

he did have a bit of a mane though

mind you it was the 70s

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

I like the wig

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Frrrrrrp.

(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

*jigs to theme tune*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

I felt it bump against my ankles in bed...

So I looked down and there it was, making little tooting noises. I think I love it.

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Fucking hell!

KILL IT! KILL IT HARD!

Welcome!

I cant work out whether it is potatoes or knees.

If its knees, your knees look like potatoes!

If it is potatoes, your potatoes look like knees!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

That's no moo..*

oh, maybe it is...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yeah, youre probably right.

But I think it is still pretty freaky looking :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

*gains erection*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

*hypnotised*

*dribbles*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

That's no moon!

/obviously

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I does have a potato that looks like persons....

i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/TomHazelgrove/DSCF1109.jpg
he stars in silly little stop motions....
www.b3tards.com/u/d82716ce2bc2b8c45021/tater-gif_big.gif

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

would

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I have a dictator

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Give me your whiskey you bastard!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

none left

I couldnt keep up the supplies to suit my needs.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

You bastard!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

how odd.

edit: looks at complete album
lols@SPN pictures

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

had it for 2 years,

he lived in my freezer and comes out for performances occasionally:)

Edit: Oh god, poor you. That pissbucket album is full of all the crap.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

some of them are hillarious

including some of the vanity shots.

Where did you get the bloke rooting the chick with the bean can on her back? Is it shopped?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

i just saw that as well, cornporn.

oh dear, don't go to the net page.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I thought the bottom of the same page was bad enough

the next page just makes me feel inferior.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

think I got it from an email ages ago

then b3ta being b3ta someone mentioned corn and porn in the same sentence so I had to upload and link it:)

well, I'm off to watch my movie again* mate.
have fun!
* and delete pics of self from pissbucket (got me all self concious now you cunt;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

arf!!

I'm admitting nothing but a picture of me may be on a condensed matter theory research group's website somewhere...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

i will track you down and expose you....

MARK MY WORDS!!!

Edit: OK, which one?....
www.physics.uwa.edu.au/__data/page/26262/IMG_4156.JPG
www.physics.uq.edu.au/people/mckenzie/images/ross%20B&W.jpg
www.physics.usyd.edu.au/cmt/CMT_group_photos/group_pix2006/new250707/cmt2007.JPG

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

It would have been the last one if I bothered to show.

www.physics.usyd.edu.au/cmt/vac_sch.html
I'm one of the ones from 2008. near the bottom of the page

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

so close

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

you wanna take a guess at which is b3tan but not defeated?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

haha

not a fine bunch to choose from. I'd admit to being sick that day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

HOI!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

that is not very nice

people cant help the way they look
*wipes tea & snot off keyboard* :)

How you been mate?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:30, archived)

I've been fine thanks.

bored as usual. I'm going for a round of golf.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

Have you just mirrored someones arse?

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Aenesis, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

This was exactly

the first thought I had...

*shudders*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I thought it was.

*leaves b3ta till tommorow*

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Aenesis, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Nice!

Great user name...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I'll have you know we're not all pigs

Some of us are farmers.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Git orf moi interwebs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

not enough emphasis on the T.

practice with me now: int-er-webs. int-er-webs.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Inner webs... Inner webs GiT orf moi Inner webs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

PO-TA-TOES

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

The mouth breathing flesh lump ©

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

oh crap what is it?

oh well welcome to tuesday. shop us a kitten.

You get a surprise if you click your L-plate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

You've got two arseholes!

And they seem to have closed up.

Maybe you should think about seeing a doctor :|

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

I would have said it had four

two on the top row, and two on the bottom row.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Ah! I see your point

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Really?

*blushes*
*places cushion over groin*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

No reason to be shy

we're all friends here.

Two old men are sitting in deck chairs. One old man says "It's nice out isn't it?" The other old man says "Yes, it is, I think I'll take mine out

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Fair enough.

*removes cushion*
*puts bow on it for effect*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

For something that's bordering on Nsfw

it's pretty good. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, etc.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Are the four anuses (ani?) tuned differently?

So it can play complicated chords and harmonies?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

LA CUCARACHA!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

The back of my brain is screaming 'NSFW NSFW!'

And the front is going 'hmmmmmmmmm'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

A sentient brain?

Whatever next?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Are you going to inject me with windowlene?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Noons Cap'n

Would you like to be injected with windowlene?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hola

I don't think so. You do it first and then if it's nice I'll do it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

prepares warm water and long tube...

anyone seen a mirror?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

INJECTED.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

Gently now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

It is a fair point you make there

but there was a gif posted earlier which was quite blatantly tits and no-one said anything because it wasn't a newbie....

I just dont know anymore *sobs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I wasn't here then.

And I'm not saying it IS, it just triggers the mechanism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

Yeah I know,

But then you get that post by Pigeon Nipples up there and no-one says anything. Don't get me wrong, before I chucked in the work thing for a much more fun existence, I was worried about it. But I feel for other people innit....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

I hid that post immediately.

SPN's not to be trusted when it comes to that sort of thing but mod am I not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

not safe for work

is defined as something the mods don't like or simply pick on because they have nothing better to do in their pissy little lives than overcompensate for not getting shagged. This is how images of John and Ono nude are SFW and a silly animation of crudely drawn tits is not.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

May I be the first to say

oooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh

Would you like to borrow my handbag, miss bitch? :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

I think I must concur with you young cap'n ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Sure, gives me something feminine to jerk off into

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

You sleep with four arseholes

/aicmfp

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

NSFW

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

go work in japan

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7379742.stm

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I want that job

only 780,000. what is he? a girl?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

I love the fact that they didn't sack him.

It's more punishing making him come into work everyday, and see people whispering when he walks past them.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

True

but would you wqant to work with him?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hell yes.

I'd spend hours trying to figure out how to slip porn/sex references into meetings. "We may need a mass debate about this", etc.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

LOL

"Will you be taking this problem in hand?"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

oh come on

what the hell is it supposed to be?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

tell that to my boss who gave me a bollocking..twat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

Don't let Russell T Davies see this

Or it'll be in the christmas episode of Dr. Who.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I don't know what it is

but welcome!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

There's lovely then...

Catherine Z3ta Jones

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Is that all thats left

of Mike Douglas' rancid old man cock she's got in her mouth there?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Hahahaha Christ!

Good job I have finished my tea ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

I dont care what anyone says,

I would still do her till the cows come home!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

"Looks out of window acrss the fields"

Rightio boy, looks like you have about twenty minutes.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

what would happen if the cows decided to go to a party

Got drunk and never came home?
you'd be sorry then

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

With her money?

Nah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

yes but you would be "doing her" continuously

Shirley droopage would eventually set in.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Thats why I dont wear glasses any more!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

So you could actually be "doing" anyone

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

She looks like the cat off Shrek.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Looks like

Teri Hatcher.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Inspired by some early weather forecast pics

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

pffft...

I think you'll find he was talking to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

pfft, ive only seen that film once (shame on me)

i would rp mine but ive done that about a thousand times now.

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

You're better than me.

I have seen it loads of times, but never more than the first half hour :( I keep falling asleep!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Thank susej I'm not the only one!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

It is embarassing as I am a big fan of Robert De Niro.

But I hadnt seen the Godfather Trilogy until about 6 months ago either. But that was because I have read the book so much and could not bring myself to watch the films as I knew they would be a let down. But all my mates kept saying that they were awesome and stuff so I downloaded them.

They were a let down :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

hahahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

SKUNK PUSSIES

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mr spoons, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

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mozza, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

I've wanted to be a weather caster all my life

in bars, in cars, stores, on the street. There's no escape. I'm God's meterological man.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Don't stand so close to me...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

No danger of that Sting

you munter

How arrogant have you got to be to write a song about a school girl fancying you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Munter

ftw

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Or me either for that matter.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

*frrrraaaaap*

*checks pants*

oh dear, shat myself again...

Scarily Woosome.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Look Out - Giant TOAP!!!! Run for your lives!

with thanks to AJ... ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

If only it were not true.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

pffftttt....

I'm dreading the fact his 'daughter' looks like shes gonna get a spin off.

The man is a cock. Pure and simple.

Yes, well done for bringing it back, now fuck off and let some PROPER writers sort it out.

... and how are you today sir?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Doing good - very VERY hungover,

***** Edited for security purposes ****** today (and frankly should have stayed in bed....)

Apart from that... ;-)

Your good self?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

not too bad

once I sort a new job out everything will be hunky and indeed dory

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Mark Gatiss?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Steven Moffatt...

and apparently Lord Stephen of Fry was lined up, but he had to drop out

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if they'd make her into a spinoff

Since when they had Torchwood plus the Sarah Jane Investigates kiddy show doing, they were complaining they had too much of a workload and RTD threw a hissyfit.

I wouldn't mind f they made her into a spinoff though. I was discussing this with a friend in that episode - the Timelords aren't exactly an ugly race, are they?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Why make the SJ thing anyway?

I want fucking TIMELORD, not middle aged human lady. If I want that then I'll put fucking Corrie on.

The daughter has the most annoying face I've seen in some time. She also appears to not be able to act in anything other than 'Sylvia FUCKING Young standard dahling' mode.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Arf!

I guess all the Dr Who talk down the page has groated your sprockets :)

Uber wooness :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Monkey tennis?

(

Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

smell my cheese

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Got anything with Chris Eubank?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Inner-city sumo

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

You forgot all the judicious application of manlove.

*hug* hello lovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

*springboard jump-hugs*

Heeelllllloooooooo!

*mwah*!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

*huge kisses* you lovely man, how are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

bit shaky today, but in a hungover kind of stylee,

so no real problems. ;-)

How is my favourite and most gorgeous Cap'n?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

For some reason I thought you said a bit SHARKY then.

I am ok, I was feeling really sick earlier but then it changed to being extremely hungry so I ate lots and now I feel a bit sick again. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

I reckon a damn great ham & cheese sandwich might sort me out.

But I'm sticking to plentiful amounts of tea to give my kidneys a break.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'd love a cup of tea

but I'm now scared of milk. I drank most of a cup of coffee this morning (havcing made it whilst half aslee) only to look down and see some sort of...ugh. 3 inch round, slightly foamy looking mass lurking in the bottom of the cup like coffee cancer.

Then got to work and was a bit sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I must admit,

I really didn't feel sober enough to come in to the office today.
You know the feeling? Unable to focus, bumping into things, etc etc etc.

Ah - I'm still pissed from last night, that'd be the reason.

*slumps down on desk*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

*props up, places glasses on face, slides important document into vague direction head is pointing*

Ring ring

Hello? No he's..... he's in a meeting at the moment. Can I take a message at all?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

You're fucking hired, honey :-)

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Something very traditional and 50s of me

loves the idea of being your PA. But properly, you'd have to give me your coat and brolly in the morning and tell me to run errands.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

No, I reckon it'd more along the lines of

"...sod that meeting, are you hungry? - let's go to Carluccio's, and take the afternoon off"

pretty much like every other day, then...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

This also sounds good

so long as I get to write in shorthand at some point and say the immortal line 'Sir I really don't care who you are, you could be the Queen and he'd still be too busy. Now please sit down or I'll have you escorted from the building.'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

Shorthand?

Oh, now you really *are* hired.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

It's been a very long time

but yes.

Now, I must bid you adieu. Don't worry, I'll get your dry cleaning on the way back. Now you've got a meeting in an hour, your nice red tie's in the cloakroom.

:D See you soon, lovely *hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

*waves*

Bye, Cap!

*hugs*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

seen Secretary?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

Dear Mr Davies

WE KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE GAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HIGHLIGHTING THIS. MOST SENSIBLE PEOPLE ARE FINE ABOUT THIS. NOW STOP PUTTING A "GAY" MOMENT IN EVERY BLOODY DOCTOR WHO EPISODE.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Innit.

I'm not homophobic, one of my close friends is gay and I'm hardly what you'd call straight, but this undying need he has to be the Gay Fairy (shush) Of TellyLand is just silly. It's 2008, not 1988. We're here, you're queer, we're used to it. The only person that thinks he's being particularly GROUNDBREAKING is him.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

^This^ Sums up the rant I have to myself and the dogs and the wife

10 seconds after every episode.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

If he's not careful, he'll ruin one of the best television shows ever

with his unfettered hunger for his own personal agenda. Fucking get over it, dude.

(not you, him).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

He sunk his own ship.

As I actually thought while watching the first couple of Torchwoods, that is was a good, daring angle for the main character. But then when EVERBODY started bumming / lezzing up then I realised what a one trick pony his writing is.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

It's a shame, I thought it showed promise

but the second series just turned into a big 'teehee look at all the boy action' thing and it got boring too quickly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

^this

i think he should just get it all out of his system with an hour long Captain Jack Bum-love Special. Nothing but sweaty hairy man arse girating about.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

I'm up for that.

Mmmmmm, Ianto.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

i'd watch, it'd be better than Eastenders anyway

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Int that the truth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

That is the First episode: series 3 of Torchwood sorted then.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

how much would you laugh if this was the truth

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Sadly R.T Davies

Lives up to my expectations every time

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

applaud in the knowledge

davis stepped down today, guy taking over is one of the writers who did the angels episode :D

(JadeFalcon, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

^ What the magic of chutney said x 5

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:01, archived)

Hahahaha

What channel is Cow Hotrod on? That would be awesome!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Five US

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

*sets dvd recorder*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Five

along with Marmot Squad

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Brilliant!

* major league Office LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Channel 5 just bought the first 2 seasons....

*giggles to self*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Hahahaha so it seems!

Mega-channel 5 mindpiss!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

That is some monster mindpissage going on there^^^^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

How to Cord:

A series detailing the alien practice of "cording", as presented by a small team of over-sexed nonsenses with barely a personality to share between them. You'll be taught how to use alien cording machines. Well, just the one machine, as the budget and imagination doesn't stretch to more than the one piece of alien technology over two whole series. Each hour-long episode will feature two minutes fifteen seconds of instruction, with the rest of the programme being taken up by the presenters going all bisexual and sexing each other up.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Pitch That Idea!!!

Right Now!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahaha

MONKEY TENNIS
YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK

edit: aaaaargh mindpiss

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

hahaha

Hoot Crowd sounds great!

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

I love the idea of the half cow half potato...

I'd definitely watch that.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

He's very stylish

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Never a day, when he is not well groomed

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

like killer kitti

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Either my eyes are fucked

or your reply just totally changed? And I still RIS to either of them.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

yeah

i thought it made more sense this way round. Clan soul is groomer, not groomee :D

Never mind, it was months ago now.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

Dont be so horrible!

I read last night that they have split up :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

o rly

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

It was the saddest thing I have read in years

:'(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

got link?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I shall venture....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Seems a little bear.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

Is that Shaggy?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

Raggy?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Roast!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Holf Rarris!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

Bloody illiterate americans!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

RIS?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Epcot Centre

Apricot Centre....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

googled it.

*spang*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Arf!

Hatstand!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

heh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

I know.

Spelling center like that.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Centrifugal.

The way they say it seriously gives me rage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Centrifyoogal?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

CenTRIf'gle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

...and don't get me started on aluminium...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8385239

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8385245

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

all of the above...

And I'll raise you:

Route and Oreg-fucking-gano!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

We're a big country

we say it both ways

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

This country or that one?

You must mean that one, this one's hardly big.

Yes, Americans have a myriad of accents, each with it's own interesting take of English.

*continues to poke bear with stick*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

centripaedo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

CentriFUCK YOU.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

so contrary somtimes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I am a lovely thing.

See how lovely I am?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

*awaits second HORRIBLE thing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

I am LOVELYLOVELYLOVELY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

*continues to wait

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

*burps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

*Hugs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Not drugs!

That's so silly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

silly M'am, silly indeed

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

pfft, it's arguable whether it exists or not

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

No, they do a really short oo sound for the u :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oooh now you've made that song appear in my head

Don't know who it's by but it's got centrifugal pronounced like that.

mysharonamysharonamysharonaNoon Cap'nmysharonamysharonamysharona

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oh my little pretty one, my pretty one

When you gonna give me some TIME SHARONA?

Fucking love the knack.

Nongles!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

My Sharona

Best song in the history of pop.

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

You are wrong!

It is the third greatest song!

1. Dont Fear the Reaper
2. The Hunter
3. My Sharona!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

sympathy for the devil needs to be in there

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

I concur that it is an ace song,

but still. They are the only 3 songs that arent all Beach Boys songs that I can listen to any time, any where and they totally groat my sprockets!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

This Kiss

by Faith Hill?

(PCheese, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

See also:

Herbal (erbal)
Oregano (o-RAG-an-o)
Basil (bay-zil)
Internet (innernet)

etc etc etc etc

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Aloominum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

GAH!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Edinboro'.

Canterberry.
War-wick.
Worrsestershiyur.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Vincent Van Goe

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

When it's more 'hoch' isn't it?

In that Dutch way of pronouncing Gs. hghghoch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

Yep, like hocking up some phlegm.

Van Gochhhhhhhh *spit*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE'S A FUCKING 'IN' IN THE FUCKING WORD.

*Re-fluffs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Not originaly

see below.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

Actualy, annoying as it is, that one is correct.

Aluminum is the original name for it and it was us Brits who chaged it to Aluminium so that it fitted in better with the way other elements are pronounced like cadmium etc.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Exactly

because we're sensible.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

HERESY!

British = correct in all aspects of grammar and pronounciation. End of.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

In everything but aluminium

you are correct.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Having wikipedia'd it I stick by my guns...

" The spelling aluminium is the international standard in the sciences (IUPAC). The American spelling is nonetheless used by many American scientists. Humphry Davy, the element's discoverer, first proposed the name alumium, and then later aluminum. The name aluminium was finally adopted to conform with the -ium ending of metallic elements.[5] Canada as US, Australia as UK."

International standard. Meaning worldwide. Unlike World Series ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

...Mobile phone (cellphone)

idiots!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

The Germans have the best word!

Vor ist mein Handy?!?!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pardon?

You just said "Forwards is my mobile phone?"...
*cough*Wo nicht Vor*cough*wheeze*cough*

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

zucchini!

Its a fucking corguette!

French or not, thats what its called

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

prolly

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Pffffft :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

And it's probably built from "Aluminum"

grr

*edit* how rude of me, woo for you

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

That one (and only that one) isn't their fault.

The first paper on the stuff spelt it 'Aluminum'. The US stuck with it while he rest of the world decided it didn't fit and changed it accordingly by adding the 'i'.
But spelling sulphur as 'sulfur' and then forcing the rest of the world to use it (fudging IUPAC...) is beyond the pale.

Edit: As Prof. Headwound is in a different part of this thread, we'll have to declare a mindpiss draw...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 20 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Sorry!

Firstly, dont tell me you haven't all been thinking it.

And secondly, I'll leave the experts to shop in peni... penis... penises - what is the plural of cock anyway?

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

According to my sister

it was simply "more cock."

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

*coughs* sorry..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

so you should be!

dreadful punnage, sah!
anyway, i'm off to clean. 'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*pffft*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahaha

poor thing, dead and then the lines put on.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Quick declare a Boris thread! WOOOOOOOOOO

Nobody liked Zaphod Beebleboris last time, so I'm going to shove it down your necks, like broccoli, until you appreciate it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

I think they sorta declare themselves:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Indeed, Bring on the empty Borises

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Boris, Boris, Boris Boris

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

It happens...

Nobody liked my Gary Lineker yesterday.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

well I can see why!

hahahahah, have a click

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Gary Linekar, you say?

People seemed more interested in Charlotte Church's boobs. Bah.

I can't remember if I reposted this for the challenge, actually, so I'll enter it now. It's probably in there three times.

(

boris the spider, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahaha

bewbs!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Norks!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Sod you both

(They're actually quite nice. That dress suits her...)

(

boris the spider, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

He looks like a character from "Bob the Galactic Bum"

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

This is how I see him:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Pfffft

This is how he sees himself

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

he's prettier than liz.

he's got that going for him

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

would

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Only on weekends when he goes to the special clubs!

I'm glad we haven't heard anything really from him since he got in.
It makes me think he's possibly working.
I'll be the first person to pop round his place and kick him in the little borises if he fucks up but I'll at least give him a chance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

This is how he'd look if he joined the cure

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

i thought it was more nicky wire

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:53, archived)

woulf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Love this :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Would!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Biiiiig Hair

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Haha

That's a bit scary :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

you've made him look almost intelligent!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Good morning

Click for bigger (197KB)

Many thanks to Dixon for colouring in
Also thanks to Cockweasle for letting me use his crocodile thing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Chuffing aceness as always!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

You are mad and brave.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

Mad Max and Braveheart?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

You are gib and mel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hi sugartits

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Oi Geoff!

How goes it young man?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

I'm completely ignoring a looming deadline by messing about on here

so the usual. And your fine self? Looking forward to bash mayhem?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

I'm not too bad.

I have beer and I am making good progress on a few songs at the moment so yay!

With regards to the bash, Yeah, I am looking forward to it. If I am able to make it. My bro has said that he may come down with my new nephew that weekend so I dunno for 100% yet :?

But if I do go, you better be nice and talk to me :) The others all scare me a bit ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Heheh

Course I will yer knob :¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

You put them words in the wrong order ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

hahah great

this is Heinz Edelmann gone batshit crazy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

I love that man :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

There be much woo-ness in this post

*clicks*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Would, would, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, would would, wouldn't, would.

WOO YAY HOUPLAH!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

you see Alice...we're all mad here..

Wonderful stuff

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

This oozes excellence.

On all counts.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

he has looked inside your head to see how it works

and this is what he saw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

that's smashing

(

mozza, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Most woosome!

*clicks*

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Yeaahhhh!!!

Niceness.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

I like the non coloured stuff :)

still woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

You can use my crocodile thing any time you like

's more of a snake really, ooh no missus, not 'aarf, know what I mean?
WOO!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Wowowow

how wonderful!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Tanfastic.

Do you have wallpaper-size versions of your colouring?

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

There's a chain of tanning salons in South Wales called Tan-fast-ique!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Sometimes.

Depends which picture you're after.
Here is a 1224x860 version of this one.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*clickies*

A very nice wallpaper that mades too!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

humps

of goodness :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

\o/ FABULOUS colouring - I approve

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I am so so very sorry, but I had to get it out of my head...

I truly apologise for shitness and ready myself for a darn good spanging...

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

How rare!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Haha

I would watch doctor who if it were like this :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

hippy dalek

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

Needs more tie-dye.

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

The best of all robots...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

they're not robots!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

Ok, so the chewy center isn't

..but surely the crunchy outer bit could sort of be classed as a robot? Couldn't it?

Cyborg thingy maybe?

You're right, I'm just plain wrong!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

heeehee

I dunno what a dalek could be described as, because it is half mechanical...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

knobbly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

I AM THE EEMM-MOOOOOOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAAAAA-LEKK

NO WOOOOOOON UNDEEEEEEEEEERRRR-STAAAAAAAANDS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I WAAAAAAANT TOO EX-TEEEEEEERRRRR-MIIIIIN-AAAAAATE MYS-EEEEEEEELF

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

*pfffft*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Haha :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Nice :) *clicks*

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha....

Bindun and better I see! :D B3tan to it as usual!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

Just a little frustrated with fuel prices right now...

Click for bigger (50KB)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

HAAHAAAHAAA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

Oh my

*drops monocle*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

one won't be gone for long...

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Phil whould make a better doctor than david tennant

/hates tennant blog.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

no!

i would do teninch, but not fuckup phil.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

it's not a question of boofing the lead character

It's a matter of how terrible they are compared with Tom Baker.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Or Sylvester McCoy?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Sylvester McCoy is second to Tom Baker, then Eccleston

Pertwee, Hartnell, Throughton, Davidson, Colin Baker, Tennant then Paul McCann. Colin Baker suffered because of the production disputes at the time and McCann was just pisspoor in that stupid movie. Tennant is a faggy git who I find unwatchable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

McCoy: too lame,

Eccleston: too smug,
Pertwee: too wholesome,
Hartnell: too ancient,
Colin Baker: too anxious,
Tennant: too squeaky.

Troughton was kind of cool. Davidson was alright.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

I think Hartnell is a bit different given that he was the original

and the writers never anticipated regeneration...
What about Tom Baker?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I didn't mention Tom Baker

since he actually is Doctor Who, as everybody knows.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

i like it

at least the creatures look better nowadays. the stories are often darker, too.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

That's not really a good thing though.

The writing bounds from dark to whimsical to predicatable morality tale so often it would make your head spin if you hadn't have already sawn it off due to the dialogue.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

i find the change of pace quite interesting

although i must admit, if you're a fan of a particular writing style, it could be very irritating.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

I'm just a fan of good writing.

I watched it because it was Doctor Who and was escapism even with the massive writing flaws, but I think Catherine Tate was the massive rotting disgusting whore that broke the camel's back...or something.

It makes the writing in Star Trek seem laudable.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

i thought she'd kill it stone dead

fortunately, she hasn't tried to be funny very often.
still, how is that any different? she was never funny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

I do as well but Tennant needs to get the sack

Can't act at all.

/hasn't seen Blackpool or the "We are loonies and we are proud" thingo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

I havent seen any of him bar the christmas episode last year,

but I do really like him. I saw his interview on Jonathan Ross and I think he seems like a cracking bloke!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

eh, I just don't like to watch him ponce around on my television

might be a champ to have a beer and a pool game with though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Tom Baker thinks he's marvellous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

yes but what does he think of Tennant....?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Ha!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Arf!

These are the phone boxes in Lausanne, and I rather think they look Tardis like....

i34.photobucket.com/albums/d105/mcomme/Switzerland/Lausanne/MichaelsPics122.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

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mozza, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Tip top!

For fear of cursing it all, today is looking like an enjoyable Tuesday which is rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

LOL WTF!

*post picture of female golfer kissing a glass trophy that looks a bit like a cock*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Can't say I've seen that one

I did see a great photo of a bloke climbing onto a helicopter and there was this massive shark!! Amazing!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Was there a bridge?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

yeah there was as it happens!

awesome photo! Wonder where it was taken?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

with the notable exception of

this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

And also what I have just seen posted up there....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

eh?

all checks out to me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

Check your gaz :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

Too close to the truth to be really funny, though.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hehe

on a related note...
www.b3ta.com/board/8384928

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

Oh yes that made me laugh

you can have a click and I will dig out an animated woo for you

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

That is an incredibly watchable woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

being a "Real Bout Fatal Fury" fanboy...

...I find this highly cockalorum

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

hahahaha!

wyh!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

hahaha nice

woo and yay maam

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Arf.

Excellent.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Notice: Front page required for this top gaf

people pending :D
got my click ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

haha

ace

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

Brill!

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limpfish, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

Woo!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

hahaha!

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Grampa, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

Ben Aspleck

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TheOther, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

Gah!

He am all of the fear!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

i like his tongue

*fantasises*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

*makes Smash's fantasies come true*

How do Little Miss Smash Monkey?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

0_0

all the better for that! ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Always ready at hand ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

*glove puppets*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

*fingerbobs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

there is a mouse called fingermouse...

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

*Yoffs in Smash's face*

www.thechestnut.com/finger.htm

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

Mine's cuter!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

lol

awwwwww!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 20 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

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