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[challenge entry] It's not even a real branch.


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# you are teh silly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha this is nostalgic insanity
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# woo!
i love the crystal halifax
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I love the idea of howard jumping up and down inside a huge cash machine trying to catch money for me
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why did no-one ever throw themselves on top of the fan to stop as much of the air as possible while the other collected?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Fuck
Yes!

*Rings Marty McFly*
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# so, so, so very sorry
(Kye90, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# They're funny lookin' grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# THIS IS MADNESS!
THIS IS b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# what's the first sign of madness?
suggs walking up your drive!



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *stares hard*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *looks sheepish*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# You lioke sheep?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *gets the salt out*
take that evils suggs!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Fail
Salt only works on s(l)uggs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# you lie!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Liar
You're not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# It wasn't
god who killed the limes
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Still going I see.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Uh oh! Unleach the former bandwagon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yey, possible bandwagon diversion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# LIMEYS
TJ: For the past week or so I have been inundated on my mobile phone with cold calls from a finance company (via Indian call centre) trying to peddle me bollocks financial products. The number is withheld, and I have told them no less than 7 times to stop ringing me, and to take my number off their records. They rang again this morning so I went ape shit and threatened to report them for harassment (which of course I can't do as they don't give out their number etc .) But I am still getting missed called from them on my phone this afternoon.

Any ideas of what more I can do to hammer home the message NOT TO FUCKING RING ME?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# when you answer the phone repeat back to them
everything they say to you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# there is a problem with juresdiction
so the best thing to do is speak to your operator stating that you want international incoming calls barred or more specifically numbers from India.
Explain the situation and tell them you want to make an official, on record, complaint about the nuisance calls. Explain that you will seek another provider if this harassment can't be halted at the network level.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# RACIST!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oh I forgot to say that when they call
and ask for whoever just say oh sure, can you just hold the line whilst I go and get him/her?
Then place the phone next to the radio and go back to wanking or eating. They can't wait to cross you off the list when it flags you as doing that a few times. They will hang on, for ages and when you consider that their goal is to hook as many people in as short a time posible, taking up their time is the biggest way you can hurt the caller.

( the caller, not the business. But as many of the callers now in India are ex pat ex time share twats doing the same job in a different market then I say fuck them )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# As the company name, call their London office and complain
Or try and sell them financial products.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# reply "fucked if I know"
to every question they ask
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I like this idea also
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# simply reply
sorry mate, this is a phonebox.

You should get removed from the phonelist immediatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# tell them that you have died
they will mark you down as deceased and not bother you again :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] the stuff you find


on Google Earth. Photoshop money right?
(Mantrid, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# No royal crown
fake!

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# No goatse hands
UNSHOPPED!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# No limes!
Unshopped!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# It appears someone has stolen your username :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Yes I KNOW
:(

Not a happy bunny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# User name?
Me? :S
(Mantrid, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# What kind of cunt would do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Haahahaha! Yes! Blame Matt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hes MrLimeapple now
wasnt him :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# You have not smarts.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# No i donts
Who was it
Was it you ttaasratreterereaterar?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I may OR may not be holding it ransom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Yes, that's it. Worship your new leader!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Thats the last lime I help you on zelda
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Teehee!
OH GO ON THEN, HAVE IT BACK
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Good you and your childish ways are over
Now lime to do some revision!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Most people have second accounts
I wouldn't be so quick to discount people because their original names are still there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Do a search on the search page.
That's how i found my spare account,as I couldn't remember the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# How would one do that
theres no search for name function - or am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I just found that out.
Glasscock did it, but it's still borked I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# It's gone forever, sir :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# try this instead
b3ta.com/board/users.php
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *begins countdown to goatse hands being shopped into the above picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# mmmm polo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahah, you're such a dirty copy cat
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Is that the Diamond Synchotron
or GCHQ?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Obey the Hamster :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# What happens if I do fail?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Spankings?
*prays for spankings*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# His assistant will suffocate you
S l o w l y
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What a way to go
*considers failing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *Volunteers*
But fails to get past the interview
rejected by Simon Cowel
Sob
XXX
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *hired by Max Clifford*
*invents tabloid story about 10 in a bed romp with Les Dennis, most of the Chelsea team, Basil Brush and Alistair Darling*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Might, No chance
You need help
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's whatever sells papers innit?
The Scum of the World is an "Aliens ate my baby's limbs" story away from being the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# or "sofa burnt my baby"
Oh hold on...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Gah!
Hot and firey isn't good.

*reconsiders her plan to fail*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ah ha
Nipplage!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# yes!
get zappy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Excellent! Global domination by Post-it note!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT!
But I can think of a couple of thing that will:P

EDIT: Any photo and words you want me to pop on the bash wall with the one ones?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I think up something :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I did that once.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# but you ARE coming to the Derby bash...right?

I have most of a notebook full of squirrel with tits drawings, none so fine as your contribution of course, that I'd have to put on the walls out of the pure misery should you choose not to attend again.

You're even on the promotional bash image this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Have you set the date yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# October 4th
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12452
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# huzzah!
(waits for someone to shop a lime into it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# helga's black?
didn't see that coming.

so now we've seen all CC girls in colour.

...except one. you know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# black?
*checks eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# okay.
brown then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Checked eyes
Burberry!!!!

you are the king of the Chavs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# But she can't move or she'd fall out of her jacket!
That hamster's you, isn't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Possibly.
(on both counts)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *picks up, puts back in cage*
Now play on your wheel or no sunflower seeds for you!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday hunny bunch.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Watches for falling Nipplage
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# happy burny string in wax day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
I am enjoying everyone's good wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# happy b3taday madame!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Fankoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *gratuitous b3taday snogging*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thank you sweetie
x
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that immediately reminded me of:
"Do not fail me again, Admiral"


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# do we get to choose something for you to draw today?
if so i choose this
www.b3ta.com/board/8411647

thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# DBC?
What's that? A dwarf with a rack?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# or captain wow as she's more commonly known
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *follows-through into Top Gun style hand-slapping*
*changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# \o/
Yeeeeah, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *low fives*
y'alreet DBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Of course!
Sexyman, how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I have been captured by the evil
"organisation" and I'm being forced to do work against my will.

other than that i'm fine though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Aww.
Assuming that the rest of your body is proportional to your head (as seen in your profile); you can't be that stumpy :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D I look decidedly less so now I've lost some weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# NNNNooooooooooooooooooooo
No more weight loosing please.
you were perfect as you were madam wow.
(VS doesn't like scrawniness!)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# LOL ANIMALS AND WOMEN WITH BIG TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You're easily amused.
I shall draw more. Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# keep going
I haven't come yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# An official colour scheme?
Helga looks great in that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# sorry.. bored at work..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# do some work then.
;) woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# well..
it's hard to tell how many ladies on on the board.. this might give us an indication ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# A brave way to find out, sir.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hehe.. oops..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I like ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# you missed the elipsis
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
I heard on QI the other day that the guy that created WOnder Woman was the same person that invented the polygraph test.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I heard that too
*bonds*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *ages*
You gotta feel for that chap. There's no way that anyone could lie about how dire his programme was:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# There ya go...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygraph_test#History
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# does she crush you with her thighs if you fail the test.. or pass?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# and had a polygamous relationship with the co-creator of Wonder Woman
Ross FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Errrm...If Carlsberg made girlfriends....or something
/Pop "lad" culture reference
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# so, not inflammatory at all, then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I'm curious as to the contents of this
Blow job kit.

Surely it just requires a mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Oh that's what they WANT you to think!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# mouthwash
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Champagne...
honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# it says..
About The Blow Job Kit
The Blow Job Kit includes gloves, an apron, oversleeves and a hairnet making sure you can keep clean and jizz free!

The Blow Job Kit comes boxed at approximately 20cm high and 13cm wide. A hilarious gift for boys and girls alike!

www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/gifts-for-men/personal-gift/the-blow-job-kit-adult-fun-kit.html
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# does the single-serve blow-job kit
come with a scalpel and a rib-separator?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I need those boots.
Also : grrrr, right on sisters etc etc etc. I can still cook better than most men, I don't mind being female.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I can make a killer omlette.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# you should cook the eggs properly then
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *hungers for a nice spanish omelette*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# my current fave is spring onion, potato and cheese. Oh - and red pepper.
Omelette's are officially the most versatile foodstuffs ever. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Any more than one a month
and I get severly bad tumbly, because of the oil you have to use.

I'm no good at fatty food any more, my stomach's barely used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I don't use any oil - a good non stick pan is all you need.
Omlettes are my staple weight loss / weight training food fodder.

Plenty of protein - I only use one yolk for every 3 eggs to restrict the fat content.

EDIT: I know what you mean about fatty food. I to eat as healthy as possible these days, but the odd time when I have something greasy It sits very heavy, and I almost immediately regret it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I try not to use too much non stick
Teflon worries me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# silly billy :)
EDIT: Or that 1 cal per spray low fat oil does a pretty good job.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *bokes*
I'd not even spray that on engine parts as rust protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I've just looked at the bottle i've got, and the only ingredient is 100% olive oil.
The low fat element must come from the fact that it is such a small volume per spray.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I only tried it once.
did not like the taste. When I came to use it again it had gone off and smelled quite bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Teflon worries you?
What are you concerned about?
Do you think it wants to take over the world?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# use a dab of olive oil.
a dab of butter and a dab of corn/sunflower oil and get it hot. You can't get butter and olive oil hot as they burn, the seed oil allows you to get it hotter, cook quicker with less oil. Less chance of a tummyache if oil does not agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I love the taste of olive oil, but hate olives. I've never understood that.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm with you there.
can not abide to eat olives. Go through a bottle of extra virgin a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hmmm, I'll try it.
Thanks for the tip, although the word 'butter' pretty much guarantees stomach ache. But you may be right about the mixture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# might just be a dairy thing
more than an oil thing. I only go with the butter for taste. Try peanut oil instead. The trick with the oils is understand what temperature they burn at ( go bitter and too 'nutty' in flavour ) then add sunflower oil if you need to stir fry or flash fry things but getting the flavour of the oils that might burn.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Right. That's it!
I'm off to find omelette for my lunch.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you philistine.
it's a fritata ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You Palestine
It's intefada ;p
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yeah but only
'most' won't get you a day in my kitchen Missy. Still is and always will be my domain. ( Mrs Zoot is quite happy with that arrangement ).
You would be allowed to load the dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You would be allowed to stick your dishwasher up your arse ;-)
No cooky, no Cappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Are you kidding me?
I've never met a woman yet who has not been astounded then very grateful that I am a fantastic and willing cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
If I was BARRED from the kitchen, then I'd want to be in it. BARRED from cooking? All I can think about.

Grateful? Yes, I suppose, although I adore cooking and I'm not about to give it up for anyone. Astounded....why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I guess astounded
because modern man exists rarely outside of a magazine article and men who cook at home, with skill yet don't do it for a living are not as bountiful as Cosmo would have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I must just be lucky then.
Although I am curious to see if you're as good as you think you are. *says ah, with only slight trepidation*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm only as good at anything
as other people tell me. When you hear enough times that you are skilled at something then you have to accept that either you are or you are surrounded by sycophants.
It's also the reason I understand I have a big cock. after 29 years of research and a large and varied polling group, the consensus is big. And a bit thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oh get a room you two.
and I disagree with your principle here. Whenever I say something you've done is good, you always say, "no, just tracing, no talent"

Taking everything into consideration, I reckon you have a small cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# yeah but that's doodling fucking pictures.
you've not seen me build a house. I'm shit hot at that lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Big and a bit thick.
Well that's you down to a tee.

Oh shit *legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i think it's your violence
no-one expects a violent ginger bald dane to be able to cook anything except ham in beer. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Would lurve to see you in those boots...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hehe. She''ll go well with my Swiss Army wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha.. nice
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# fail
Too many clothes
and not enough pretty
(I do hope this isn't Ms Tandot
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha! No!
Not in that dress!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# is it because she is "wonder"ing why she is doing all the crap jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# 'wonder'ing when the window cleaner will pull up in the driveway
so she can get a damn good seeing to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hmm
*starts a new job as a window cleaner*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# or wondering why the corner of her TV is missing..
oops.. spotted my own shopping errors..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i thought it was the style...
modern techocology n all that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# change the football for top gear
and i'm sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# IRON, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# She seems quite annoyed....
Also: that's my iron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# looks like mine, but it is crap. On full temperature it can barely take the crease from a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# morphy richards if i'm not mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have no idea.
I don't iron, I Trogdor everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I have never ironed anything in my life
If i want something flat I put it under something heavy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I am an Ace ironer
and cook
And Cleaner
I would be a great wife
If I could be Arsed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# you'd be supprised how often i get told that...
SkUG - manwife? People also suggest I be a chef, trouble is I eat food i cook, don't like cooking stuff i don't get to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Shrewd product placement.


...but in which film did Depp first say 'Savvy..?' to someone?
(Kye90, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# In Hell???
Methinks.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Sorry....
FROM Hell????
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Was it Themroc?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That would be the 1959 classic 'Casablanca',
in which the spirit of an unborn Depp whispers the line approximately fifty-seven minutes in.

AICMFL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# fuck a whole 15 mins of a stationary board
thank fuck the boards back to normal
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Some bastard stole my name!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# White Noise?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# The Magnets of Magnet County
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ^ this film should be made.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I had the misfortune to watch
The Dukes of Hazzard - The beginning, in the early hours of a recent night.
Now there is a film that should NEVER have been made.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0800328/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I managed to miss that one.
Sadly the same can't be said for the Starsky & Hutch 'ironic' remake.

Even for a Ben Stiller* film, it was utter SHITE!


*even less funny than Will Ferrell, and my god, that saying something!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# But a rizla depth funnier
than Adam Sandler.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# 100% truth ^ right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Aww but they're all such profound characters that a prequel is surely needed to understand how these people came to be in their current complex and intriguing personal conditions...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# AHAHAHHA
good one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# fear and loathing in las vegas
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Lime Bandits?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# thank you for giving me the opportunity to whore this again (minus the lime):
www.b3ta.com/board/8381687

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# That is superb work, sir.
massive props to you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# he says it 3 or 4 times in Nightmare on Elm Street as he's been killed I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nah
none of the above.
(Kye90, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Ok......
Donnie Brascoe?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Once Upon a Time in Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# correct
no prize unfortunately.
(Kye90, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# In which case
I retract my answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# but
was it a guess or did u actually know that
(Kye90, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Most other Johnny Depp films that I know
had already been mentioned. So I plumped for Mexico.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# "the greatest story ever told"
it's either that, or "Emanuelle in Space"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Magnet: Resurrection?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Science

Click for biggerer.

Click if you don't want to see the 'I love horses' webpage.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I think I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# [nah, that was mictoboy ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I've had Micto,
but only because he told me he was Darwin :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Strange
I've had Darwin but only coz he said he was micto!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Survival of the FITTEST, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I'm gonna hang out wiv your mates cos dey are much FITT-AH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Haha!
Kate Nash makes me laugh, posh girl trying to be "common". Most definatly would though.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I find Kate Nash is a wonderful substitute for an emetic.
Should one run out of your supply of coffee from that bog-hole sandwich bar at Euston Station.

Sorry, went a bit off topic there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Nice
although Darwin married his cousin
/randomfactoftheday
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I was going to say that's ironic
but I've suddenly realised that in the mess of mis-attributed instances of ironic things, I've lost track of when something really is ironic and when it's simply an interesting coincidence or unfortunate event.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I think its on the cusp of irony
as he should have known better.

It would be ironic if they turned out to be superhuman, but actually they were a bit weak and pathetic so it confirmed his theories
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yay
I live next door to Ernst Haeckel's old house, one of Darwin's mates.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# now that's a LAME TO FAME!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ...

Lime to fame?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Lime to lime?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Lime lime lime?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# is it?
do you know who Ernst Haeckel is little lolita-boy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I do. He was mates with
Darwin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# he was
and also arguably as influential, but without the widespread fame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I know.
Actually I'm a bit of a sucker for geeky science so I am aware of Haeckel but generally I was more of a particle geek so my heroes have been the likes of Bohr [the most influential physicist of our time for me} Schrödinger, Planck and Von Neumann.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Mendeleev FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# great
all of which have spent some time in Jena, there are one or two things named after Bohr, and the big research institute in Germany (in Tübigen) is named after Planck, which is where I shall be applying if I don't get an extension here.

Jena is sort of the historical epicentre of academia and science in germany and was attend by dudes like Hegel, von Schlegel, Goethe, Schiller and Marx.

It's all about the physics and optics these days, unsurprisingly, but the university is still among the top three.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# But would you not like to try
a while at Copenhagen? Just to say you went there? I know I would have. Manchester is a fine Uni for the sciences too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# perhaps
but I think Copenhagen would bankrupt me. I have considered Manchester though, they have a good (proper scientific) psychology department. On the downside, the police there are animals and couldn't keep order at a teaparty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I disagree about the police.
It's my home town remember. It's a great place for students ( unless I'm in town, in which case get the fuck away from me you childish fucks )
Policing is very good. Tag teams are out in force most nights. Most of the police forces outside of the Met are trained here or nearabouts. Plus you could come and visit me and we can geek it up over beer and b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# 'Mates' eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oo-er
fucking Darwinists, they'll put their cock in anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yeah...
...he might look cool, but he's still going to need help getting that bottle open.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yays
fantabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# have the limes stopped?
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# My word he is a bit "Bling" as the youths say these days
poor baby polar bears have the same problems
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# How odd
but I like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# aaaw poor little mite!
No opposing thumbs to open the jar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Nah he can do it with his teeth.
This boy is bad ass.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# He'll get his beeyatch to open it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# his lolita glasses are giving me the right fucking horn
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# [no reason....
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# i hear that the pisser on the space station is broken
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# What?
It's nice but... What?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# [Concentrate all fire power.....
...]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# *Can't help but sing the theme tune in time with the anim*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# whoa....
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# woo
aliens is always good :D

*clicky*
(JadeFalcon, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Apparently, the lack of Christian believers is to blame for Britain's prollems.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# erm...
...RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I believe in christians
I'm pretty sure I've seen one too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I saw one the other day
it was pecking at the apple tree, so I ran outside and scared it off.

"GO ON, GET! Bloody Christians! GO!"
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# You may need to explain this to me.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ...
The Bishop of Hangemandflogem has said that there's a moral vacuum in Britain because people aren't as credulous as they used to be. And that causes terrorism.

Or summink.

Well, you wouldn't expect sense from a man employed to have an invisible friend who lives in the sky...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Well in that case, Tally ho what what?
Top chap that Jesus fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Indeed
Useful at parties when the booze runs out
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Played volleyball internationally as well I think....
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# pfffttt...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Sky is up, ground is down.
Believe me and we could all be SAVED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# This explains everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Also - Clocks are big, machines are heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I find these facts pleasing
and would like to subscribe to your quarterly factsheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# My watch disagrees,
functioning- as it does- as both a clock and a machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I have a cosh and a bag.
Your move, chuckles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *climbs in bag*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *beats anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# PASTY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I need a pasty protector for Saturday
any takers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Forgive me
but doesn't the expression "by Jove" call witness from the Roman god Jupiter? Surely calling on a Roman god to validate one's Cristianity is a conflict of imaginary friends.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# getting there............

only got the dance sequences still to do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# nice atmosphere
what's it for?

edit/ Oh and I missed a draw-off? Dammit.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# a sequence of a video
here's the reference from the third series of Mighty Boosh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
you're amazing, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# That it involves the boosh disappoints me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oh you'll really dislike it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# oh fuck
a work in progress ;)

looks lovely mate, it really does.
Can I be in it, I've got a white suit and chelsea boots. If not can I write some graffiti?

;) good luck, can't wait to see it, not wanting to be a suck up whilst looking like a suck up, your movies are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it's only seen briefly as a transition from the verse to the chorus
fingers crossed I can keep motivated and get it all done soon (daren't put a date on it though)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that's nice
What is it?

Ooo you want to send me your picture and comment to put on the bash wall with the others? I've got a bit of a collection going:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# whats that about then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Oh for the bash
I've got peeps sending me their pictures and they've popped a few words on there, normally about no being there or some other silliness:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# as if you needed to make me look any less talented.
:) well done, thats awesome, I wish I could do something like that.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# WOO!
needs more crimping!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooo don't fall for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Damn
Jehovah Witnesses are getting sneaky these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I refused to become one
'cos I didn't see the accident.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Omid Djialji?
ning everyone, have the limes stopped yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# They hassled my Nan for over an hour the other day
if i caught the cheeky little bastards i'd give them a thrashing.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Just tell then that you used to be one but gave it up.
They then have to leave as talking to you would be a sin.
Easy as that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He's right.. the phrase you need to say is "disfellowshipped"
and they literally run from your doorstep.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Actually I think the actualy phrase is 'got a life'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ...


But we spend loads of time on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# yes but we're special!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *Learns*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Seriuosly though Riverghost...
i never answer the door....PERIOD. I always tell friends & family to phone or text before calling, that way I'll know to expect a knock on the door. If it's a business call, (Gas, Electricity, etc.) they'll drop a card through, optherwise it's the J.W's or some other SoFoNo. I understand lordsaccarine's viewpoint though, the old folks of today are more used to freedom & don't have the modern "Fortress" mentality we have to adopt to survive.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that just means
you are a chav who has not paid any bills and is shit scared of the bailiffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Actually that just acrophobia:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He said 'Jehovah'!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah
Just for the halibut though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# my cousins are witnesses
and they recommended this great little alternative health place that's really sorted out my back and neck pains. The downside? Whenever I get asked 'are you a brother?' I have to say 'yes' and bluff my way through it.

It's terrifying.

Also, the waiting room is full of booklets with titles like 'The bible: Strait-jacket, or seatbelt?'

The answer, inevitably, is 'seatbelt'.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# are you a brother?

what is it with all these honky god botherers, yes i'm black and i'm proud.

may not be black
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Join a cult, that's the best way...
"Have you ever thought about Jesus?"

"Yeah, he's in the front room watching the Apprentice with Allah"

EDIT: replied in wrong place... despite clicking the right place... I'm confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Computers don't make mistakes!
Rappers do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm.....
Hampers.

Great Work, as ever, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I still thinks she's the living dead!
MWAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# MWAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
full of win
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Free stuff is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
i would epect mr johnson has laced it all with rohypnol.

WOO!

more, quicker, harder, faster, stronger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
gleeeeee! and I lurved your banjo lady from last 'ning! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# well, video evidence of lesbian sex is always worth a basket of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Limes in the hamper?
Good stuff as always JJ
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
no such thing as a free.....
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Bindun?????
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# please, dear god, no.
I think this is over.


Dare I say it... TOO MUCH LIME.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Agreed.
The 24hour lime period has ended.

Cease and desist.

Well done Team Lime.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *lime fives*
right, I'm off to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i got home at about 1 last night
went on b3ta (as you do), fucking LIMES everywhere!
mildly confusing, to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Admit it,
you were completely awesomed out by the limes.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# it definitely had me questioning my sanity for a minute or two
i have never seen more limes in one place at one time
(except perhaps at sainsbury's)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Did you see Cr3/Lim3s falling lime script?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# needs more corona
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I work in an offie
20% save on booze ;)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fuck you and fuck your contacts.
Some people get all the luck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# swing by and I will share it with thee!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *unfucks*
All I need now is some limes.

*checks pockets*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I live above an off licence and have one pub two doors to the left and another two to the right:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# now that's bonzer!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# With in 5 minutes walk I have about
40 cafes and restaurants.
6 supermarkets (two huge ones)
2 Cinemas
an arena
3 clubs
5 pubs
2 offies
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# 0 x peace and quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# M m m m m miii Corona
Damn. Now I have that bassline in my head! Ooop, now you do too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# cunt
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha you bastard! :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# do doobbi doobbi du bi do bi do bi
do doobbi doobbi do bi MIIIIIII CORONA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 'puts fingers in ears'
ooh wait *ahem* LOCK the taskbar, LOCK the taskbar...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I love that song
If you have a song you hate in your head that'll always shift it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I find
the Can-Can effective, too
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *plays it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Oo that's another one I'll have to add to the bash playlist:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# lots of 80s and 90s pop too, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Even got some Terrorvision in ther too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Alice, what's the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Cannae go t' bash, and Terrorvision is only making me want to go more!
*sigh*

Is it wrong to resent a one year old?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# nope
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# excellent.
*resents*

*hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# /:|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# This.
In big red fucking letters.

You bastards have ruined limes for me forever.

Edit: I should point out I'm not actually really very annoyed, I just really, really would like the whole thing to stop now. It was too much last night, pushing work off the board that people had tried really hard on, it's certainly too much now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Go suck lemons :P
Yeah enough is enough I have to say...
Ed: When I joined in most people had twigged that it was a bandwaggon and weren't posting anything but limes,
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
# To be honest
it was moving too much for me to tell how much other stuff there was on there. I do remember fleetingly seeing some things though. Remember that for some, there's only a certain time of day when they can post.

Sorry, I just think it's a bit selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# It is a bit.
Some bandwaggoning is fun, this is going too far.
As did 50ft woman.
And the one before that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# So surely people would have learnt?
I'm not saying it's the end of the world, I've said my piece and that's just it: it's a bit selfish, and there's no unfunnier joke than one not allowed to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I dunno why it's still going
small bandwagons can be good though with funny images. but when there are two incidences of similar images being posted by two different people two different threads almost immediately after, it's time to quit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Yeah you put effort into your post...
which I clicked :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yes
by joseph beuys
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Fuck Limes,
Bananas are the new cool!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Thats hot.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Man last night was intense.


If you havent done so already, get your very own Team Lime badge.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8412229
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oh shush.
There were plenty more people who had a great lime.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# MORE LIKE A GREAT LIME AMIRITE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I agree.
Just because you didn't get into the spirit of things doesn't mean we're shit because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# you can fuck off as well
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# This^
It was fun last night (and perhaps very early this morning), but it's getting mighty boring now.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Don't worry, it's in its dying throes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *jumps on bandwagon's head whilst it lays helpless on the floor*
Why can't bandwagons die with dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha
life ruined by limes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
It must suck to be as miserable as you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha
you must be mental. Being me is the best part about getting up in the morning.
I'm the least miserable person you could meet. I just hate flat beer and cheeky kids and I love to imagine people's eyelids twitching with anger as I wind up their fragile little minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# LOOK WHAT ISN'T FP'd YET
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# quit whoring
ya whore
(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hypocrite :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *glees*
Does he piss tequilla?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Yes.
Unfortunately it tastes like piss.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Have you ever seen anyone go
Mmmm! Tequilla, it tastes so good!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Once, but I think they were lying.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# HOW IS LIME BABBY FORMED ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Quickly,
with great skill.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# badges are the most retarded thing about b3ta.
followed closely by limes. but badges are the most nonsense. "Look, I have a badge for some fucking vacuous shite bandwagon, that means I have friends, and if I fill up the board with unfunny shite for a while, as long as it's got something to do with limes, then people will like me! Yes! It's much easier than being respected for my creativity."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8412278
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# have a fucking round of applause then
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I think I'll have that,
given that I invented the 39,000 club just so I could have a badge in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha
oh, the irony hurts so good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Showing at a pump near you now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i like it
but 'shopping his eyebrows was probably a bit unnecessary...
(Lofty MS Paint FTW!!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
#
looks like he's bulked up a bit!!!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It's carrying...
...all that money he's nicking off us. Bound to build up the owd biceps!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# "Send a message out across the skies.... Its 2 for 1 on Spar Meat Pies.. Spar Fleet, Spar Fleet "
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# 11p
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Brought to you by the power of TonyUNDERSCORE from the internet.
.
Odd-Fish 28th May 2008
Click for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Inklets!
*luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# oh hello lovely
happy b3taday. I have no present :( If I have time I might raid your flickr and draw something for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Oh that would be lovely
but please don't feel you have to :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Appy Birthday Vino
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# happy b3taday!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that is sooooooo sweet!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That's quite marvelous.
( I will avoid a spanging today )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oh tony, you legend.
I love people who can do things like that.

Awesome awesome little strip there :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Snug!
I like these but I'm not sure why!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# because they're cocking ace
and probably in the top three best drawing on the intarwheb EVAR?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oh go on then.... take this one


Click for fecking much bigger (312KB)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# nice.
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# thanks, I will.


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# oh bloody hell
that's very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You're lovely, you are.
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *mwahs right back*
you missed all the lime action last night!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Wowowow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you, Pickle. :D
in other news: 15% done, it's taking a bit longer than expected....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Well don't worry yourself too much if you get annoyed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ahhh - spare laptop solely for that purpose!
I just love spending clients' money.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Oh yes, best of all the easily get-awayabble-with exploits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Thats no bouncy ball!
Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :)
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# shakes his head..
you sir are a b3tard.. I am shamed by my regular crapness.

That is forking great, I could look at that for ages.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Don't say such things.
Thank you for the compliment though, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# wow, nicely
WHEN PLANETS ATTACK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *stares*
*stares some more*

*keeps staring*

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# mahoosive one, should you so desire, 600k
here
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *desktops*
DUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# oh go on then ;)

Click for bigger (6MB)yes, that's right, SIX MB.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Paint my bottom purple and call me Susan!
fucking hell, that's Beautiful!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you
all painted in tattyshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Sir, that is a thing of wonder, beauty and large cream buns.
My sincere compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# My, that's pretty.
For the first time, I just tried to comprehend this.

I really really couldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# cfb for great justice!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# berlaaaaady 'ell
This click is the least I can offer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Zombie Cruise anyone?
tis only a first attempt:

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Oh WOW
This is gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Danke
he's a little intense looking in the original as it was... this is just a minimal addition...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# The source always helps.
Apart from Dakota who was just having a toothy grin moment (bless her) both of my others had fairly intense subjects to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# very nice
lovely blendy, but I feel like the tongue is wrong...

Edit: because it's not his tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
that would have made an ace tongue...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# wot is it?
:\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# tis a worm good sir.
No rotting flesh is complete without a bit of worm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of tongue
Brought to you by predictable responses Ltd®
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# He has gone all mouldy
poor chap
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Still less scary than the real thing
A click for you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *imagines a cruiseliner full of zomies*
woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# In hawian shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Training penguins to undulate
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# oooh nice!
'edit' zombie thread? :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Oooh that's ace!
Not quite a zombie but I finished Ricci:



(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# cor, thass frightening!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ah yes
much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Is This....
What Katie Did???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Nice.
I like how he's got little numbers tattooed on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep them or not...
I decided I like them, and am getting some of my own...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You can thank Archie and Dave for this one...
and now back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, please, not another bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# but i'm the only one taking part
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I've become wary
and I'm seeing bandwagons everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# It's going to take one mother of a bowl of soup to down that funkster!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha *searches for Hovis music*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *Dvorak's New World Symphony*
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# oooh, Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# happy candle day V
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# You coming saturday?
Lady Scaramanga will be in attendance.
She's love to say hi
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Yes I am!
I look forward to seeing the lovely Suzy again :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Aye, happy b3taday
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# we went down the shops,
me mam and me.

There were cobbles in the street where I was born. There is the M602 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
and another *click* for you, sir.

Spend it wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the breadstuffs of destruction

Edit: sorry, woo. Most humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hehehe!
that's the ticket!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

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