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# I wish..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Are there so many Poles over here...
...they now have to wear labels?

Edited
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ware?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# officer pizwizinizizkijiikzijzikzy is english
silly.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Shit, mate...
you should see how many we have over here!!
:@ ]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# yeah I kind of thought that...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# this is what I was thinking
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# fucksocks!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)
# sorry!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Hahah, mentilist
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I bet he's just saying that to make him go away "crappy magic ball"
then merlin has a good look at all the dirty action that's going on in the kingdom

:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# He's a dirty fucker.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I bet he's "I'm merlin you know, just LOOK AT MY MAGIC WAND"
and he's all sid james laugh, innit
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)
# He's flooding the QOTW at the moment.
Stories of things being the size of his sleeves and rubbing his crystal balls.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)
# crystal balls are no good for stealth approaches
it's all *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk* *cleeeeenk*

no surprise at all
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# harpy b3taday prodge!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# grazie :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Haha brilliant!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# pfff
perfect weather for questing

'ning b3ta
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Are you mad?
Questing in light showers? Yeah right followed by a week scouring the rust off my breastplate.

Ning :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha, that's just looney :D
dammit, I just missed my 2000th post...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :)
Yay!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Genius
Thanks!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)
# when harry met scully?
when harry ate a pully?

ok, I'm out :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Has your cement still not turned up?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# with those retards, I'll be lucky if it ever turns up
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)
# heh :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# happy candleday!
*comes to the party late*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# do jeh :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# dankie :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Prodge has a candle!
congratumathingies!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# merci :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yay - Hippy Birdday!


EDIT: You profile says
"a member for 4 years, 11 months and 29 days"

How does that work?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# efharisto :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
#

.\?/.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)
# efharisto means thank you :)

dunno :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ooo Nice...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# In Greek!
Happy B, etc :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# arigato >.<
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# It is calculated
So that it is one day before you signed in (in this case 5 years minus one day)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Y
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Leap year
innit.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Happy doo-dah
and that.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)
# xie xie :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yay!
Hippy Candle-baringday!!

:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)
# gracias :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# happy b3taday Prodg
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I shoulda gone to see the Hulk......

CFB
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ooooh the scary wind...pffh!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)
# The acting was scarier.....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# The Day after Tomorrow, with plants
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Vegetables I believe,
or as Hollywood would like to call them... The Wahlberg family.

and happy b3taday Prodge!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hehe..ta :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# a whole half decade of b3ta
crikey
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# god I know :)

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# just think of all that lovely lost productivity
:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I enjoyed Day After Tomorrow.
Naff but fun.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yea but you know where I'm coming from
nature fights back..bla bla bla we're all doomed.

b3ta.com/board/8467010

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's the bugger that's responsible for me actually WANTING to see Happening
I saw it on a cable channel the other day and the ad breaks kept going on about Happening and showing clips from MNS talking about it.

Day after tomorrow was a reasonably good film, enjoyable, just a piss poor ending and unbearably ridiculous with the whole 'I'll survive things I'm telling everyone else you can't survive, just so I can go and 'get' my son who is no more or less safe with me there' thing
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I would have liked the film
But when I saw it I was on a plane which didn't have view on demand. So when I saw it I did so in about 4 different, non-cronological viewings.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ta.. :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Lady Vera?
She can tell your fortune by your farts.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# the only fortune she'd be able to tell me is "You are about to asphixiate a fortune teller with your outlet"
:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# 'ning!



(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# heh thankies :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# there is some very unsafe parking in this image
:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# OH NO THE TREES ARE KILLING US LET'S RUN AWAY TO THE FOREST
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# what's all this about?
I could look on imdb, but I have not the strength
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# trees are taking revenge on humanity
by making a poison gas that makes people commit suicide in comedically gruesome ways

somehow they also control the wind, which somehow directs the poison gas rather than disspating it into the atmosphere

people run away to the forest to escape the trees

A woman headbutts a bunch of windows

the trees stop killing

the end
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I have imdb'ed
it's not well receieved :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hang on, did I read that right...
'people run away to the forest to escape the trees'
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# it's ok, you can't see the forest
for all the trees

or the other way around

er, or something
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# No
They tried to drive out of the danger zone but got trapped midway, it's countryside/fields, so almost as bad but not done intentionally
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ah, that makes more sense, ta :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# was it really that bad?
...I was kinda looking forward to it.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Dude, it's M. Night Shaymalalan.
Thank fuck I didn't pay actual money to see it.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# well...
sixth sense was a one-trick-pony, with a twist I saw a mile off, signs was one of the most flawed movies I've ever seen, the one where Bruce Willis is a superhero thing, was only good for the scene where his son pulls a gun on him, but Village was quite good. I figured MNS was on the way up.... :P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# the only good bit in signs was the creepy mexican alien
and that wasn't that good. The Village was ok, and I did like Unbreakable, but thats probably because I'm a big superhero nerd.

I do love all the shots of waving trees in The Happening though...it's just a shame theres no "What a twist!"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Unbreakable
was the shittiest waste of time I have ever subjected myself to. I wish I could have those two hours back.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I've really enjoyed some of his movies
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# The ones with Bruce Willis are worth watching
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Maybe I'm a bit overcritical because I did pay money to see signs.
Maybe I'm not critical enough.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I paid money to see Signs
I'd happily kill not to see it again
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I just don't understand how someone can give over millions of dollars to fund a movie like that.
FUCK.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this made me
lol
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'd be pretty angry if I'd paid to see that
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pffft
yeah, i can't wait to NOT see this film.

Oh, a metaphor for American's being scared of fuck all, that'll be entertaining.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# As I said on /talk
I could've written a better film with no eyes, hands or brain.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahah, me and the missus watched that last night
I came out distinctly empty feeling

...it was pretty shite acting on the whole, made no great points of interest (except getting me reading about CCD), cleared nothing up and resembled Stephen King's 'Cell' in an alarming amount of details
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Yes mate,
I heard it was shite. They also said that sod all happens...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *cut to menacing looking tree*


*cue wind*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
From the man who hasn't done a decent film for TEN YEARS
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# He wants to do a Charles Dickens trilogy
There's a lot of Great Expectations at the beginning and there's a Twist at the end...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# bad-um TISH!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# lalala
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# heheheheh!
bets are on there will be a version of this by the end of the day with a big cdc swinging about on it
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)
#
end of the day next 20 minutes...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:21, archived)
# lets hope so!
:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:22, archived)
# I'd do it,
but only childish idiots would appreciate such a thing...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# hahahah!
that's brillant!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Brill.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:37, archived)
# :)
I know what you mean!

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/cdc_animation.gif

/can't face seeing on board at this hour blog

'nings!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# That's one nice way to start the morning!
'Ning!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahah I love that film
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# *childish*
*appreciates*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm so predictable


edit: That was supposed to be magenta! wtf, imageready?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:27, archived)
# you cock
is desaturated! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# GREYSCALE FTW
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# You just need to add more colours, 64 minimum or there abouts,
And I couldn't resist *is ashamed*:
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# hahahahah, exactly what I was expecting :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# I think,
he's trying to get away from it...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# ace!

I also couldn't resist.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# cock-hurdler ftw!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# It's only bloody 5 past nine!
and this gave me my first office lol..

* Why are the people looking at me?

NING BOARD!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)
# We aim to please!
Ning all!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# *stares*
O_O
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahah I love the little flick
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Source was the frog-jump one, not this tumble.
I forget who made it tho.

edit: Found it! Darth munki
www.b3ta.com/board/7310968
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:31, archived)
# quiet in here today! :)


ning all
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# 'Ning!
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ta :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I have no cake, but I have this what I made last night:

Click for bigger


Excuse to pearoast etc.

Edit: Oh, hahah! It's still on the board!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Stop whoring, ClanSoul.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
#
this is pretty bloody good
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# yup seen it..just down there

ver' nice
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Heheh thanks
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# oooh izza good one.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# :DDDDD
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)
# happy b3taday sir
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Good Ning!
...and happy b3taday!

Anything exciting been going on over the past couple of weeks (apart from the Great Fire)? Been b3ta deprived in France. How was the london bash? Is Mofaha still after Hexachordal's blood?

Goss me up b3ta!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)
# thanks..who knows
apart from the server place burning and b3ta going offline..I know I haven't missed anything
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
#
great fire was quite entertaining
london bash was nice
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/pool/
and i still don't know the full story about the hexacodal and mofaha but it appears to have sorted itself out.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Haha shouldn't that link be
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Nings, Happy birthday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# ning..ta :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
Congrats matey
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# thankies :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# happy B3taday!
and 'ning too!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ning..thanks :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# yeah to that
happy days to you.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# There's a happy birthday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Happy Sock Day Mr Proj.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)
# thank ye :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 4ad
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# 16th June
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:19, archived)
# and in the distance i see...
...pcs.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)
# OH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
THIS, COMING FROM A MAN WHO HAS NEVER EATEN A MAYONNAISE CAKE.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)
# i tried making potato candy once, years ago. it was horrible.
but, i baked today. results to be posted tomorrow.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:45, archived)
# Results:
"Elevated blood/sugar levels and type 2 diabetes, heightened cholesterol levels, and mild food poisoning"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# AND SCREAMING.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Sound about right for the Americans. Finding ways to put sugar into things that don't need it.
That sounds disgusting! What next? Putting extra sugar into insulin shots?

ooo and 'ningles:P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# They put it in milk as well
Oh and bread, and it doesn't even taste good!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# It'll be in honey next, you watch:P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# They do that already.
There are Honey™ products. Some are like
10% honey to 90% refined sugar. Insane.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# ning and ning.
search for it, it gets blamed on the irish a lot.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# now I certainly eat a lot of crap food,
but that? I really don't think so...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# i had to try it as it sounded ridiculous.
it was.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# you are a brave, brave man! :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Nice.
Woo.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:43, archived)
# what's that coming over the...
oh, it's nothing. ignore me. carry on.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)
# lully image:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:11, archived)
# oooohhhh...
just as I openend b3ta, I happen to be listening to a rather calming bit of music, and this pic matched it perfectly... Sir, may you have a Woo and a click, as I feel much relaxed!


edit: 'ningles /board!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Was it Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen?:P
'ningles.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# nah...
...was a track from "William Shatner sings the complete Gilbert and Sullivan" :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# Sure it wasn't Saturday Night by Wigfield?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:16, archived)
# ahh, could be,
I always get those two mixed up....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# oh you CUNT
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# ahh nice
(good mor)ning.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Right. BED!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Cya.
Woo.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Maybe your guitar had just grow.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:23, archived)
# THAT IS NOT HOW DOMINATION WORKS.
GET A HARP AND BE DONE WITH IT, FOOL.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)
# HE SET HIS SIGHTS TOO HIGH AND GOT DOMINATED BY A BASS GUITAR.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the Bass
I be having a few of them...
I suppose I sets my sights too low
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Cursed item -6: ELECTROAUTOHARP OF FAIL
Owner will never live down the stigma of
trying to be a 'butch'-angel. See Synthtar/Keytar.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)
# MELODICA FOR THE WIN.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# DON'T BE SCARED.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)
# I love my melodica
do you know of Augustus Pablo?

Back to chat at 9!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# king tubby meets rockers uptown is a near-perfect record.
he is the king of the melodica.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# YES!
You are right.

Do you rock the melodica jams also?

I've got the hohner 32 *boast*boast*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# no, i'm horribly unmusical.
i can make many instruments make noises, all of them unfortunate. *covets melodica and ability to play it*

bedtime here, see you all anon.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# sweet dreams
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# bedtime doesn't arrive until i'm finished with you.
ok, good night.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# did the rims and some highlighting... the tires are going to be re done, im no happy with them.


FBC

Would you pay money for this?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# sorry...
what?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Airbrushed, real one.
He's getting quite clever with it.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# ooo
so it is.
i didn't notice that
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)
# i hate cars.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:54, archived)
# because carse hate YOU.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:56, archived)
# its all apart of my never ending struggle i guess.
my life vs. cars.

who will win?*




*answer: me
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:59, archived)
# should be polled
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ass. i win cars.
who will win?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# shelby, those cars don't need you hatin' on them.
They got enough worries as it is.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:07, archived)
# okay well i'll stop right now then.
cars got 99 problems but FUCK YOU.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Terms like "horseless carriage" are outdated terms that carry a history of hatred.
To say a term like this to a car is a major social faux pas.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:18, archived)
# you're that guy i've got a picture of with his cock in the exhaust, right?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)
# If he's wearing ladies underwear, no
that's not what I'm into.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:04, archived)
# i think he's wearing a cowboy hat and a car.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:15, archived)
# I AINT NO GOLDURN CATTLEPOKE
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:19, archived)
# i bet you'd poke a cattle if you could reach its ass.
sheeps has raspy tongues.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)
# i voted for you.
cars suck.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)
# I voted for you
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)
# davew27?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:17, archived)
# very nice, but i had to vote "no".
cars do very little for me, and pictures of cars aren't my thing at all.

maybe if it were being driven by a sexy alien....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)
# My Day...


'Twas tons-o-fun
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:18, archived)
# prepetual running aground!?
sounds fun.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Naw...
Did some fishing too...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:22, archived)
# i used to fish a bunch, but lately i havent got a rod so...
yea. I did catch about 15 trout a few weeks ago, I wasnt allowed to keep them so i was just throwing them back. (as far as I could)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Sorry to hear about your rod...
They have a pill for that.

I only caught one Lake Trout... I need some downriggers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:27, archived)
# Ever fish pike?
they fight well... You need steel leaders for it though cause they have some big fackin teeth.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:29, archived)
# There are pike in...
Lake Pend Oreille (where I fish) but they aren't well established yet. I hope that they don't as the other species will suffer.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# true they are bastard fish
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:43, archived)
# UNWED FISH PARENTS.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:31, archived)
# did you get really drunk & puke all over the boat?
& then expose yourself to any young children?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# Not that I remember...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)
# you look like my brother edward.
back in the early 80s.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)
# When it was in fashion?
;)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# i tried making a cartoon
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Pffft. Ranting old jews in your aorta R deadly.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:08, archived)
# 'hot' nurse has weird tits.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Fineartsmashing is it... ok, here then.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:58, archived)
# if you insist
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Perhaps we could mix in some commercial art sources too.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:50, archived)
# or fine art as a commercial?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Indeed, a variation that must be included with coleslaw and a small bucket of gravy.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Is this the point where you two go off to the toilet to make out?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Not exactly. Catch! [/;-D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:52, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Bet he's popular at parties.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i made some arts earlier today.
please buy my arts so i can shun society and buy food and shoes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:00, archived)
# Have you ever been shat on by a bird?
it's important that I know.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Didnt SuperDave just ask this on /talk?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# And no I have not.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# one for the noes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# One thru the nose.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# pfft.
I didn't know about the you can make polls.
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# yes
but this time it's IMPORTANT.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Yep.
I dumped her after that.

I've started a fake band with some mates.

Click for myspace.
We're actually going to make some music though.

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Pffft.
I told you to stop going out with pigeons.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# They're just so damn sheckshay.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Smexy?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Sheckshay.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Veronica Moser went on to greater things
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# My fake band has a better name
and really good songs.

We're not actually fake at all, we're quite good.

We've released an EP.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# We're called Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)
# head jesus and the shitfuckers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)
# why
the question mark? Surely it's a statement not a question
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# As I said to SuperDave
"Twice
Ever
Once right on the top of the head, in the dinner line in year 2
Another time on my school bag in the senior playground in year 9
While I was wearing it, or it wouldn't count"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# no
but I accidently shat in her bath once

EDIT: OH YOU MEAN A FLYING ONE - THEN YES 4 TIMES!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
#
Does the poll above need more choices?
Mini poll bar

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# They're pretty big. I can't think of a legitimate,
practical application of them growing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Does the poll below truly exist?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# That sounds suspiciously like
Neato what now right man is back
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I don't know what that means but reading it aloud made me laugh.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# There once was a b3tard
Who had a shirt, a guy on another forum made it.
It was a neato what now right?
Response so far was a little strange.

That is all you will ever need to know.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I'm happy to just know that and to go about saying it.
Neato what now right?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# the following link is a neato what now right
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# You know who he should get together with?
That's a neato what now right
response so far was a little strange
I went to france once
Some kid burnt my neck
I didn't like it
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 3:36, archived)
# yes I have
and last week one shat in my pint whilst sitting in the beer garden down my street. I drank up anyway.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Actually, yes.
yes, I have.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# mr horrible krusto
ha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Bird!?! That's no way to speak of your mother!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Two days ago. This happened.
Photobucket
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)
# once in the Ukraine
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# not for free, but yes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Nice eyes and lips.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Thankyou :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# "The girl's alright too!"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Ahthankyou.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Thats awesome!
Send me proper links, k!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# that there's a bit bloody good
that is.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Heheh, cheers
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# WOOWWW
uncanny resemblence to a girl I never knew.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# CannING, you mean!
for that is her surname
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# noted.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Hahahah oops
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# This is stunning.
Just fantastic. :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Purdy.
I do like this. :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Thanks :]
Also: Howdy!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I always wanted to do something like this
but never had the patience for it.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Also,
I just watched Spirited Away. It was quite good.

I may have become an anime convert. Anyone have any suggestions for further viewing?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA, AKIRA,
COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP, COWBOY BEBOP,

That is all.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Ok.
*adds to download queue* *adds to 'to buy' list*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I should add, these are possibly the only anime where the English dub is better than the subtitled version.
Although with Akira they did a newer English dub for the DVD which they sort of did seriously, instead of having the hilarious shouting in the original 1980s VHS dub which ruined the DVD in my opinion.

Also, Samurai Champloo is quite good for an anime. But Akira and Cowboy Bebop I hold up as actually being good, not just as anime but as actual film/television series. Most other anime is just irritating, bland and formulaic.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Steamboy should also be on this list.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:28, archived)
# The Colbert Report.
May not be anime but it's really good and I'm watching it now.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)
# It's deceptively simple.
I put all the detail into the single black layer.
Then I did the shadow (two/three layers - this one was three)
Add the hair underneath, then make some of it lighter and more saturated, some lighter and less saturated, then darker and saturated, darker and unsaturated.
That gives the hair a more detailed effect.
Then the eyes, which is a few similarly colours shapes, I play around with the blending modes until it looks right.
Then the skin, a single skin tone.
Add the lips, which are also pretty simple.
Then a lighter layer.
Do the clothes like I described the hair.
Accessories are pretty simple, too.

It's rarely boring, it's like a little adventure :D

The thing I find is that it's not the colours that change, it's the shade, meaning you can have very few colours, and lots of different shades of those colours.
It looks a bit more natural then.
Yes, I only just figured that out.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Simple it may be
but it still sounds like a lot of work, time-wise.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Well if you ever get time, whip out then pen tool and have a go.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# that is a fuckin' good bit of work there mister!
have a click and a woo for your efforts
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Thanks! :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# nice female.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:21, archived)
# this reminds me of 'them eyes is gorgeous'
'I'm going to say it again, them eyes is gorgeous'
so I think it is very nice
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:07, archived)
# How does such a homely man,
attract so many hot chicks? ;)

Woo! These are the acenesses!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# All friends of mine, many are exes :]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# almost as good as the one up there ^^
;P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
sorry :P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Please send the source.
The girl, not the pic. I must sex on her NOW.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Evenings all.
I can't get this right but have it anyway.

You get the general gist though?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# still doesn't look like a crane
have a woo anyway
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# what software
hm ?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# C4D.
Start with a plane (no pun intended) object. Fold it, make a couple of cuts and that's when I start running into problems.
It makes polygons in weird places and causes that moth-eaten appearance.

I'll work it out eventually.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i tried something like this couple of years ago...
on Lightwave 5
but it looked like this ... so i made space with planets instead. It was much more easier.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I'm thinking that
I need to start with the end object and unfold it, then reverse the anim.

Means starting all over again, and I'm inherently lazy. But good to know that I'm not the only one who's had problems with this sort of thing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:47, archived)
# yes, lazyness
why bother recreating the thing all over again, when you can make fun by adding semen on people faces. :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# that's just cynical
but so, so true!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# That's a fantastic animation
but a shoddy paper plane design
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That awesome :D
*Clicks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Thanks :)
I might have another go at getting it right!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Please do! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Maybe C4D is giving you some tips
it may be that those lines make it the greatest paper airplane ever!

Woo!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I like the cut of your gist !
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That's ace :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# when the oil runs out, these are the only aeroplanes we'll have.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:40, archived)
# LeftRightLeftRight

(from an upcoming flash i is making)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :D
Now I have made my own flash, I have at least ten times more respect for you.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You remembered what you wanted earlier?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# nah. It's gone.
Never mind.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# rubbish
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# MARCH, EDD
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# those eyes are strangely hypnotic
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# More!
I demand more!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# That's lovely double D!
:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I dont know but Ive been told!
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# onlytwo things come from texas
steers and queers
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Whats the matter with you private Pyle?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Whats your major malfunction numbnuts?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ATTENNNNTION!
this is making me want to watch full metal jacket :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Then you'd love the actual flash :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# He started with his left . . . right ?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i was wondering what kind of person was more robotic than a zombie.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)
# apples
\
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Not loading for me. edit: yay!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Newtons last words?
Rare? they got them in the supermarket, bout 12p each :p

(clicks)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# beautiful
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# thank
u :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Very moving . . . so is your site . . . nice !
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# cheers
ears!

:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# MASTERPIECE
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# well done.
we need more poetry on board.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:44, archived)
# Floppy Recycling 101...


Leave the floppy part on, and you get a galaxy class (sort of).

Night!

(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# awesome :D:D:D
*changes ethernet driver disk into batarang and throws at wife*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha excellent!
/click
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# FLOPPY DRIVE
ENGAGE!

Nicely done :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
DRIVE
PENIS



or

FLOPPY
SEX
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Or
FLOPPY DRIVE
MULTIPLE ORIFICE AND INTERNAL ORGY MACHINE
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *spangs*
:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Errrr, there was no pun there....so I can only presume you mean the other definition of spang....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Evidently
o_O
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Teehee
I knew they still had some kind of use!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# make it so
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Whooosh!
Warp factor 3.5, ensign Virulent!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# this is fucking cool
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# a:\ THE FINAL FRONTIER!
:o) definate click here
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Thought it would...


1.44MB... The Next Generation!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# How very thoughtful !
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# document the steps into a page
and maybe, just maybe this could be newsletter-worthy? some of the tat on there's nowhere near as cool as this, man
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Might just do that :)
If I get time!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# good stuff.
i have stacks of floppy parts that are part of a plan.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# hell yes!
i am inspired by this here post!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Istanbul-Beyazit Mosque and Renzo
Istanbul-BeyazitMosqueInside-MHussain
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Has anyone told you that you're a racist fuckwit today?
If not, let me be the first.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# !
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Have you ever seen tiberiusgracchus
comment on anybody elses's posts with like a woo or a yay?

(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Don't be daft
That would require a good memory ;)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# gotta spread the love
without woos and yays the internets is a not so happy place :o(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Exactly
It may be exclusive to us lot, but shows some interest in the community

and what the does :o( mean just out of interest?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# :o(
unhappy face with a round nose, in case of not so good internet
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It is a sad face?
Also, don't be too hard on tiberius. As far as I can remember he's contributed his little pictures, they've been okay and pretty funny for the most part and maybe he just wants to remain anonymous and not get too attached? Everybody's different. Don't go hatin'.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hullooo
How was party?
:)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# party was lovely, thanks!
A beezer time was had by all.

How are you?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Beezer??
I am okay thank you. A little Tesco'd out though...I worked on checkouts for 6 and a half hours today. O_O

Just wondering, did Ttssattsr end up going to yours?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# HOME! thats how i am
thanks for asking. i'm sat in the lounge and i'm too tired to walk upstairs... oh noes
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# How are we ever going to "consummate our vows" properly?
:(
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# not now love i'm knackered
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I told you that you would drop your guard sometime...
*eviscerates with jagged rusty spoon*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *looks for wound*
*finds no wound*
*assumes falsehood of previous statement*
*errors*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I was so evisceral that you blocked it out of your conscious recollection and constructred elaborate synaptic responses to get around remembering it.
Or something.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *sexes you anyway*
Deal with it, pussy :)




*is not really a dominant lover*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# oh my
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Oh don't worry
I always leave socks on
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# your sick!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# My sick?
But I have none at the moment *ponder*



love you really hubby ;)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# it is a shame that it is only since i have become old and decrepit i have become attractive to teenage girls
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS CAPABLE, EH?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Haha it'll come back
just uhh, eat your greens and stuff ^_^
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i think sleep would be all the medicine i require really
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *fluffs pillows*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *fluffs self*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Can't you just fuel yourself on pure anger and determination?
If so you need to work on that, it's very helpful.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# if one is fueling their sexual appetite with pure anger there can be legal repurcussions
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Angry sexual energy \o/
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Whereas if two do it, it's fine.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# how injust our society can truly be
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Society is rubbish.
I learnt this based on the fact that there are tens of thousands of people employed to run psychic television channels. Great priorities lads.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I am apparantly, I got an offer from some 20 year old bloke asking if I'd consent to let him worship me or at least let him massage me.
I swear I am not making this shit up.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# this your first time, sweetie?
*calls for slaves to bring the sedan chair*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# A seat from a mid-range economy car isn't the most authentically erotic thing to be honest.
It's a pity because I could really do with a massage too, damn stress and constant worry and lack of back massages.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My mum is a masseuse
so I am well trained.

*holds out hand for £20*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# For 20 quid I'd at least expect a massage!
*bah dum tish*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# How much for a *insert sexual act here*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I don't know.
I'm not sure if I can insert my sexual act there. You look a bit tight.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# what you need is a foreign bird. they're good at all that sort of thing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What, like a parrot or something?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# yes
a parrot
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :O
Can our cafe/pub also have a sexy parlour thing round the back??
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Will there be tacos?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# THERE WILL NEVER BE TACOS IF YOU KEEP ASKING FOR THEM VICAR!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Bah!
Will there NOT be tacos? *hopes reverse psycology will work*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# YES THERE WILL BE BLOODY TACOS
YOU'LL HAVE TACOS AND LIKE IT MY BOY!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Your internet wife just set me on fire!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# i'm afraid she is somewhat prone to such things :/
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I'll be harsh where ever I want to be
Like the rather magical Front Page auto sheep or the daylight Jollyjack I am dulled to the value of watching stuff from those who don't comment on other people's efforts

Given I don't have time to play about in tattyshop these days being 36 with a serious job, I will still make the observation it is polite to comment on other people's efforts, when you post our own

even if apparent crap
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I hate it when people don't reply, or only reply to be an arsehole to every post, or only reply to talk about something entirely unrelated.
But I also hate b3ta politics and thinking too hard about b3ta. Let people post what they want, and call them a cunt if they're posting in a way you don't like. That's how it should go :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# had my first b3ta dream the other day
i knew it was due, almost felt left out for not having one yet
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Maybe your legs had just grow
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# lol ?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# omg.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Just look at some of his links
He's a right-wing, Islamophobic dickface
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Ok
I've just seen one and I swear I will never watch one of his links again.
Blimey I am upset.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *right clicks on snail*
*accepts quest*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# What is this quest of which you speak?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# You had an exclemation mark on your head.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# bad dog with worms
is tired after a day's sightseeing
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# cheers dude :o)
have a glimpse of my chopper:
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Phwoar!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Doph!
Doph!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# cheers ma'm :o)
nearly didn't make online today, that would be a bad, bad thing to miss
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# happy candle day
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *hunts for pictures of cayke amongst photos*
...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *finds*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# :D ta very much
i founded one as well. woo! *offers to all*


quick n dirty, i'll clean it up and compo it in a few days methinks
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Bitter Czech?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Giles despised
working in Quality Control - but he had mouths to feed.


Previously
[Was tempted to do a cheeky compo entry here.:)]
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# This is what the internet is all about.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Highlighting
the tragic and ironic circumstances of post-industrial catkind?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Sure, why not.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Just as well
I'm not all that sure that I can stop until the circle of life is complete.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# giles looks bored shitless
give him some catnip, then we'll see some fun!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Another victim of the rat race.
This is bonza!

Edit: For some reason this reminds me of my GCSE science revision guides from 6 years ago...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# hahah this is ace!
Quality control ftw!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Haha.
lovely.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Lolz
That's great
Also it's funny because its a monkey
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# wow
just wow!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# thats fucking quality :D
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I fucking adore this.
I click your clicking click hole.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# got to be a front page
shirley? nings people
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Poor Giles
This is all of the ace and deserves a very hard clicking.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# awesome!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Art . . . Industry . . . Empire !
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha!
i bet giles will soon hurl a wooden shoe into the works.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Han Zulu

I was bored.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# don't fire
until you see the weird metallic beige of his eyes!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# In the palace of
Jabba the Hutu?
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Where he was delivered
By Boer Fett?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Haha
Woo
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *waits for han sulu*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 7:28, archived)

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