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# For Big Brother watchers:
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# ^this
'fraid I have no idea, old chap
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I can't help but watch these twadgers every bloody year.
It's an illness!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# we can beat illness out of people these days.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Big Breakfast?
that finished years ago
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I loved that
"Steps of woe hey, steps of Woe hey, steps of woe steps of woe steps of woe"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# oh yes
'morning wank to kelly brook, morning wank to kelly brook, morning wank to kelly brook'
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# poor woman!
she is suffering from severe walnutting of the forehead. it's a nutty form of brain cancer, the symptoms of which include hiding in trees and trying to blend in with butter.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# where?


(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# thanks dave :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# welcome!
got any barrels you need scraping?


(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# it took me a while to realise that wasn't food
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Sokath his eyes uncovered
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# No particular reason...

...except for the obvious...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Some truth
Along with the other stuff they say they'd do.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Its not THAT bad
I have had worse things in my mouth
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# nice one cockloop, my Quip-O-Matic just exploded
:(
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I quite like carlsberg
There are certainly worse cooking lagers.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Seems appropriate to pee (shit) this here then
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I present you....*drumroll* BlackDildoUnicornHead
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# RISpocalypse
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# jesus! the tripleheaded beast ris of the ancients!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Does this make it any clearer?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# YES
See you tomorrow.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Good stuff
Are you performing? you precotious little ponce

all smug with your talent etc
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Wis?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# It is a picture wot I made to de-Ris this thread
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# WIS WIS
WIS WIS

WIS

WIS WIS

WIS

WIS WIS

WIS

WIS WIS

WIS




W w W III SSSSSSS
W w W I S
W W W I SSSSSSS
W W W I S
WWWWWWW III SSSSSSS


ALSO, horses

I get dinner now! din din tiem
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
#
Ho hum, i never seem to be able to fit in here ...

*really*

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I thought your picture was funny
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
yaye, your a champ, i didnt want to go on a sour note to my bed...all alone without my b3ta love now...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# that's probably a really, REALLY good thing for you.
but anyway, i'm sure you do really. keep posting stuff, and don't be touchy. ;)

*touches*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
#
ooh, I get ya....

*kisses good night*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# eh?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I thought that
HI EPIPHANY *waves*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I thought that too.
*waves at both*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Oh haaai Hexy
:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *waves at all three of you*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *sulks in corner*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# lol!
i still on there yet i spent the last 3 days drinking and playing gta - theres something clearly wrong there
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# it's even better my quote is directed at him
:P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahha
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Only because I'm getting some and you're not.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yep
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# some what?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You remembered what you wanted yesterday?
/is gonna keep bugging you til you remember it
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha
/may have to make something up to placate you, because I seriously cannot remember
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Twat
I bet it was nothing
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# howdy
how goes - I have nothing to do :D!!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# apart from PLAY GTA4!!!!!
I don't know how long that's been in your sig, but I've only just noticed it :P

After I played it for four hours straight, I went outside, and it was a big mistake, because I kept on looking at old people thinking 'I could take them' and reaching for an imaginary pistol.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahhahah
I thought the same - I went to get a chinese after about 6 hours and was really tempted to kick a woman out of a jeep and drive off!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# All you have presented is confusion.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# lol
its a man with a butt plug on his head...
why do i need to explain that?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
#
explain bother posting
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# well
its late...and im drunkish
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Go to bed, then.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
ALRIGHT, but can I take you with me?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Shit, I'm 16 now, I can't hide behind my age D:
NO
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha, +1 reply of awesomeness
:P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# why am i looking at your botched lobotomy?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# because buttplugs are inherently ammusing
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# not without lube, they're not
*hopes for random quote*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# How might you know?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# i have many male friends
who like teh bumsex
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oh
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# that stopped ya, didn't it?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# can't say it got me going
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Why am I looking at your retard?
And where's my fucking cement?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# HAHA
Your still waiting for your fucking cement...its been ages ....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Lol what a wacky bunch you and friends are
Please post more photos of your amusing japes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# 4dam!
Where have you been?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# probably gloryholing crippled wilderbeest
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# There's no probably about it young man
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Has he reached such depths
that he needs to cripple them now?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
#
probably
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# with RISpect
I don't understand
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# lolwut?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# sorry, but I'm RISing like a spack with a Rubick's Cube
edit: ooohhh... I see what you've done.... You've glued a buttplug to your forehead.
You know, there are special institutions for people who like doing that sort of thing....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Don't worry, it can be solved
that's all that matters surely?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# maybe
and don't call me surely


:D


(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# nice one
i'd like to wank off in my hand and fling my spider muck at kernurtian durnurnst whilst shouting go web go
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# "Kernurtian Durnurnst"
HA
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# GEEK MODE ON!
his web dissolves after a few hours. i know this due to watching a lot of saturday morning tv as a kid. trying to ignore the rubbish chaff of live action crap, for the kernal of cartoons.

/GEEK MODE PERMANENT!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I baked some Rock Cakes for the compo...

...but it didn't quite work out, sorry.
It's supposed to say "YOUR ALL GAY".
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I also bought some Chocolate B3tans...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cor
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I like your sig
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that's odd
i was just about to write the very same thing in that very same place. :P
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *BRAIN WAVE*
or just maybe because it is a good sig.

:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# isn't that more normally called mind piss?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Oh fine
*sulks in puddle of mindpiss*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# kinky
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# o_O
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ^_~
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *BRAIN WAVES*
*waves back*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Now I wish my brain had an arm
bah
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# NOW THIS
THIS IS BETTER
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *loves in the face*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# YES!
that is all
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that is rather good!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# OH MY GOD
I FANCY YOUR CHOPPING BOARD
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# it's been a while for you, hasn't it?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Nah, i went spunkmental in Habitat this morning
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# At least they look tasty
:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
*demands cake!*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# *demands cake too*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# They're...
...in the post.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *goes to wait with mouth open by letterbox*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *hurries to letterbox and unzips*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I could see that one coming only moments after posting
but have chuckled anyway ^_^
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i am nothing if not predictable :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Thanks.
Yes, they are tasty - I'm well in the wife's good books!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 'RE
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I know it's you're...
...but didn't some troll once 'famously' say; "YOUR ALL GAY"?
I thought this was a 'classic' b3ta quote...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Yep...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Typo much?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nice rock buns - poor grammar
I think you should have used half a carrot for the apostrophe and some fairy cakes to make the "E"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Now Kitty, why you have the chance!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Kitty!
While you shoot Dubya?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# My tea has just matched co-ordinates with my monitor!
Help yourself to a double portion of woo, young man...

EDIT ooo you're up into the 70s. Keep it up!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *clicked* and voted, sir! :]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oh yes! Hahahaha!
*clickied*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# a crash?
:)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Was it found after this?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha!
yes!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)
# YAY! You fixed it! :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# fab! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ace!
now all it needs is some colour filters on teh spotlights and they can have themselves a nice little disco :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# last one on this...
The year 2008. The scene, a busy commuter line running through the leafy suburbs of London, Capital of England.
Three valiant children see thousands of top secret files falling from the 6.34 to Waterloo.
Desperate to prevent a disaster of untold proportions, they attempt to flag down the 6.58, known to carry the only national journalists of note living outside Islington to their workplaces.




blog and archive
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha yea how convenient


it's almost as if someone was trying to get rid of Mr. Brown...


*twiddles mustache*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:)

'ning all!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# obrigado! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# yes, happy b3taday !
..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# kamsa hamnida! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# cayke cayke cayke
and candles to you sir *touches forelock*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# spasibo! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I'd get that cut off if I were you
Being as you live in the biggest Jewish community in Essex!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# happy b3ta day sir!!
may it be a happy one!

after clicking your candle, it seems it was a mixed news day!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# istutiy! :)

ooh I might do something with that
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)
# [happy b3ta day prodge! ]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# To answer your question below
I didn't make the 2nd cake as the first one (Skugosaurus) took so long and made such a mess but after seeing how the first turned out I think I just may be able to manage the 2nd one.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:56, archived)
# aah oh well..another time :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
If I am correct, this book was written in the building at the bottom of my road!

Edit: I have checked and yes, it was. Along with most of her work!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)
# On the street where you live ?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well, in the Tudor Barn which is now in a park
called The Pleasaunce, which is on the site of Henry VIII's favourite hunting grounds.

I CAN DO HISTORY ME!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# what a great clip
and good to see Jeremy Brett
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# "But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before..."
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The author of The Worst Witch lives near me.
I went to school with her son - he's a very nice chap.
And she lets me use her swimming pool :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Awesome!
I loved that book when I was younger!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# She's still writing them, too! :D
She and her son are a pleasure to be around.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)
# she must be fucked off at jk rowling for stealing her ideas and making millions
and still moaning about scrounging off the dole, not feeding her kids so she could write her derivative crap.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# If it ever comes up in conversation, I'll let you know.
Heheh!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Not too mention taking a fan who spent
loads of time compiling a lexicon of Harry Potter to court, which she herself used to reacquaint herself with the characters, for fucking publishing his years of work! Cunt!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well that's because JK Rowling is a silly bint.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Not to mention the books are fucking awful.
It's like reading a proper novel through greaseproof paper buried under sixteen feet of human faeces.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Jack Branning uses the same newsagent as me
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Your mum is NOT Jack Branning, Joe.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# You calling my mum a ginge?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HELP ME!
MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Fork Handles
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# DAMN BITCHING 'OES!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ... bouncy bouncy
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)
# MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha, ohhh yes.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha!
..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ...aisle blocked by 16,000 tonnes of ocean-going holocaust machine
I do so love the Daily Mash :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this happend twice right?
twice?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yes
..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# yes..
:-)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)
# well that's top notch isnt it?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# mmm... jenny Agutter's pants
I wouldn't mind finding them on a train
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)
# petticoat
..
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# bloomers
...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Have - Wouldn't - Wouldn't - Would
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Heee's here....

Dedicates this little ditty to Mushroom's grandad...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft!
tis the facial expression that makes him seem so harmless!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)
# He reminds me so much of my dad.
And sadly, that is why I cant help but like GW.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# pffft
love the url
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# heh :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Very nutsworthy ;)
woo!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hehehe! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Very of the genius.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
#


Click for bigger (83KB)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Crisps


(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# woo best so far
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I predict FP
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# O_o
...please, don't jinx it or anything...

;-)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# MUA HA HA HA HA
MY EVIL PLAN!!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# FP for monkeon?
that'll be a first...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ... Today
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# fuck me sideways with a spanner
I thought happytoast had a lot
:O
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# well yeah, but check out his ID number....
13? he's been here since the dawn of time.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You sir... Have too much time on your hands
CWLOIOCOK
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# This is very good
*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ever so slightly
awesome :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# dear god!
im fucking erect now!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I bloody love this
'clicky'
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha woo! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# aah arigato >.<
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# happy caykeday!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# kiitos :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# yay finland! \o/
happy cake day you grumpy beggar. ;)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Prod!
Prod!*smoosh*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)
# asante :)
*smoosh*

where's me cake? ;)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# MAKE THIS INTO A FLASH VERSION RIGHT NOW!!
then sell it to walkers and get free crisps!

this is ace :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I second this.
Crispy flash game!

You have to send me the Monster Munch, though. It's only fair.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Working on it...
It's going to be perfect for a current project.. watch this space...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hehehe, wonderful
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Haha, ace!
It's the poppodum asteroid which does it for me!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
you just cleaned the floor with this compo!

Bravo! *clicks* *eats*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
#
tasty!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# 'Ning B3ta!
In... nine minutes the pass lists for my degree are released.
So to keep my mind off the FEAR, have a nice calming 30-mintue sketchy thing:



This evening I'm having my celebratory/comiseratory tattoo, what things are you doing today?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# good luck dude! (dude-ette?)
im still waiting on my results
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thank you!
[I'm a dudette]
and best of luck for your results when they come out!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Good luck the pair of you...
I forgot that stuff was going on today...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I hope you pass!
and I hope you have a 'shop ready when you tell us the news.
As it's a pubic holiday here I am determined to have a good clean out at home and get rid of empty boxes and shite.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i hope so too!
oooh, what a fantastically useful use of time!
i generally tell myself i'm going to do such things, but end up F5ing on b3ta the whole day...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I died for socialism
and all i got was this louzy t-shirt !
ernesto_che_guevara-che-tshirt
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# FRANKIE CHE RELAX
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Is that Fray Bentos?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I want a pie now
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm pies
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ooh..
Foxy :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I quiet like drunken people mistaking me for Che
*click*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)
# are you American?
only a Yank would spell lousy with a Z
(and that's ZED, not ZEE)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I believe he doesn' t speak
and he is Belgian.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# that's ok
as long as he's not a septic
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I searched and searched but still find it hard to believe this hasn't been done.


Forgive me if it has, or if the joke's been flogged to death. Been out of circulation for a couple of weeks and felt the need to contribute something...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's bindun, but well done anyway :D
I still chuckled :]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Ta
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Rick looks like just enough of a girl for me to do him
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)
# bindun but this is a good version
*click* ed: don't you know they're also vampires:
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Nothing would surprise me about those fiends...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ...

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pearoast!

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Haha OK you win :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That is fantastic!
Well done and have a CWLOIOCOK
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Monsieur, you are really spoiling us!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Haha

*Read that as Soiling...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Not sure if its bindun or not
Image hosted at ImageShack
Be gentle with me, I've not actually posted before. Don't let the lack of an L plate confuse you.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Good skills
and top lurking.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# HAHA
teh Exterminate!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Run little fella!


very vaguely reminds me of this from years ago
www.letterbox.co.uk/penguin-race-game-code_2C0159.html
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# has he also been eating Bean Curry?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# his ass is on fire!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# either way, its bad for the environment
silly penguin should know better as it's his habitat that is in decline. *tuts*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Penguins hate the cold and they hate YOU
they want the world to warm up and get flooded.

Factoid
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# oh my god,
so it was teh penguins, ALL ALONG?!?!?!?

We must fight back!

I shall breed an army of genetically engineered Polar Bears with fricking lasers, to attack this menace!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is his bottom on fire?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# SteamPenguins!
Running on steamed fish!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)
# is there a conflagration emanating from his posterior?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# no, his ass is just on fire
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# this confirms my initial surmision
you may go about your business
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I had one of those!
Run little guy!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Fuck.
I opened that link and now I have one on order.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)
# HIS ASS IS ON FUCKING FIRE
and that game looks awesome
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Rraaaarrrrr
How is being 16?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Better than being 15 :]
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
Caewan's gonna bum you now.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# If he tries, I'm going to use you as a human shield.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)
# D:
Oh god...

*runs*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# No! Come back!
Don't leave me in France with Cae and Lozz!!!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
don't worry... I'll PROBABLY come with you.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You spelled "DEFINATELY" wrong.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)
# LOL
Actually you did!

It's 'definitely'.

Aww.

Edit: I am off to get some money out. Byyyeeee x
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh bugger. Hahah!
And alrighty!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Run, Fluffy run!
Fluffy run!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Polars bears and penguins live on opposite poles, ashully.
But nice ^_^
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Fluffy and Furtive don't!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Fingers Patel demonstrates his new martial art "Noddy-Poke-Eye"

(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Look like fun...
*Trys it out on the bloke sitting next to him

*Gets thumped

8{
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# The nodding should hypnotise your assailant.
Try again with a more hypnotic nod... or use Rohypnol.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Trys again....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# CockBollox!

*Thumped again...

8{
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# This will set a trend
Soon all the kids will be Noddy-Poke-Eyeing, the Daily Mail will run an article on how bad it is, Health&Safety Executive will issue guidelines and you will get a click.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# BAN SICK POKING FILTH NOW
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# pffttt...

Charlie needs to work on his nod!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# 2nd Office lol of the day..
clicks
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# :D
Mr Tickle!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# He's a cheeky scamp that Sheen
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hah, you'd think she'd learn affer the first time
:D

also, I am really craving a bacon on toats sandwich
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# eh?
you make bacon on toats and put it in a sandwich?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# yes, that exact thing
while scuba diving

on the moon
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)
# it was a typing error, it wasnt toats,
it was stoats
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# it wasn't bacon
it was double decker bus
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# stoats?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Fingers Patel...
..hahahaah
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# A civil servant's trip to work
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!

:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# So presumably the official responsible will be
banged up for 42 days while they work out what happened?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha ^ What she said
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# this
he should be locked up for 42 days

while investigated

it's only propper, after all, there are security issues at stake
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# they could be a terrorist
who has infultrated the high levels of our security department.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I dont think a terrorist would bother...
But still - 42 day stay whilst they poke about in his undies would be good.

More likely that he'll be put on garden leave and paid handsomely whilst they figure out how to let him keep his job.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahah, lovely
This is indeed, the 'Age of the Strain'
/showing my age with the old BR advertising slogan
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I seem to remember a thing called the "Intercity 125"
now it just seems like a dream
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)
# half an hour to do the Times crossword?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)
# seven down only...
:-)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *runs away quickly*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha

*What ??
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# low fat
loaf hat
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# At least she'd be full to the brim
And at peak fitness.

Is that a porkpie hat, btw?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaha
Top that!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Firing Intercontinental Ballistic Spangingpan!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
*spangs hard*

:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Oh deary me...
:D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# parp!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# wheee!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *lights a match*
*Parp-guy explodes*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *fart boosters .... on*
Wooo!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Someone had a bean curry last night
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# wow!
what a combo! :)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

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