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# ?


Click for News
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# haha, i like that
is that an actual news story? *hopes*

also i'm going to put this here. not because i want to dirty your thread but because it hasn't exactly taken enough effort to merit a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# quite...
i think my brain is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# that gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:52, archived)
# must be the nifty shading
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I like the animals in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thank you
they like you too.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Is it bad that im about 2/3s through GTA and I only started playing it on saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# They're a kind of benign parasite.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Heh heh :D
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# And now for Hindenburg style explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i've discovered a website that a gent can purchase dirigibles from
give me £200,000 and a light aircraft license and i'll be the happiest man alive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *Gives*


I love the word dirigible.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# me too :)
I'm thinking of decking the gondola out in brass and wood, and fly around the world in a pith helmet and red jacket whilst drinking pimms. Her Majesty's Airship Bedlam.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# The only way to travel by dirigible is to completely rip out the original cabin
and just replace it with an old Land Rover defender.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:04, archived)
# christ, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Good news and good LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It'll be like the Hindenberg, but land based and numerous
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# heh
I too was expecting it to come back down in a flaming wreck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# splendid
anyone want to make a hydrogen cell
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/pdf/usermanual.pdf
help yourself, strictly no smoking

btw. it does actually work, the cell that is, don't know about it doing anything for the car.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# is that houston?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Austin, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Haha
(Plog, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Bored now.
Time for Chloe.

What should she get up to the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Make me remember what she did to me.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# lay your unconscious form into the recovery position in the gutter where you were found?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?
Noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# nice boobage.
i like
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# She should obviously do the monster mash
its a graveyard smash
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# It caught on in a flash...
Yay for the monster mash.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I used to get smashed in graveyards when I was a lad
Special Brew was the tipple of choice and East 17 were riding high in the charts with their own particular brand of homoerotic baggy dugarees music...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Who could forget?
I'd say if I'm feeling sleepy, it would be what she does, not what she swings.

(EDIT: She should do something naughty in a hidden link)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# who looks at what she swings anyhow?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
I dunno, I see two things she could swing...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# swing or oil up?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Bit of both...
Whatever she's up for.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# whatever i'm up for :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Solid "Trouser" Snake...
There's always room for a 3rd member.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'd let her fill out and then photocopy and mail my tax returns
... if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# dibsdibsdibsdibsdibsdibsdibsdibs
I called dibs on her sweet ass first.

"dibs"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'd lightly poach
her eggs and serve them up on fresh english muffins with parma ham and holandaise sauce, quickly browned over with a blow tourch and served with a cool glass of freshly squeezed arange juice and a cup of strong coffee... if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Good LORD! (Drops monical)
That would take some wearing out.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# She'll be doing something VERY naughty in Apsara in the near future...
....with help from the Triplets...
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Group action?
I can only wait. Better be Wylderness Spring/Art lover naughty.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Not hypnotism.
I defy anyone to focus on that watch...

Hang on, what watch?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# push her bosoms into my face
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Consider breast reduction surgery...
...and then stuff the pamphlets down her top.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# SA does the X-Files
plz :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
Oh please let me remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *let's him remember*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# squishing them together
under the photographic direction of beverly goodway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# eat yummy chorizo sausages.
as that is what i'm doing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:03, archived)
# can you stop being good please?


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Well that's no fun :(
If you can't remember.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# He's got the likeness spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# a pint!?
thats almost an arms worth
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:01, archived)
# The old ones are the best ones
Ask my mum.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Waffles are wafflie versatile. Discuss.


Its a stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like to submit this for the 2012 Olympic mascot
Its one of the many missing bricks from the various Olympic facilities and stadiums that don't stand a chance of being built on time

(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# handy amunition for an olympic riot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Indeed. They could be thrown as encouragement...
for our runners to go just that little bit quicker
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I'm sure four years is more than enough time to get it all done
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# you can bet your arse they will be built on time
aside from the £9billion allocated for it, you can bet there's a reserve of at least a third extra to fund *emergency works* nearer the time to make sure it's built on time.

After all, it's only got to stay up for two weeks without scaffolding, and you'd be suprised how resiliant blu-tack and gaffer tape is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lets hope its nothing like wenbley stadium then...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# it still beggars belief that it will be the best part of £10billion on a glorified school sports day
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# and they want to run the mountain biking here in essex
rather than somewhere with decent hills

and they won't give the fire service anymore money to cover the influx of millions of people during the event. what a load of wank.


/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# mountain biking in essex?
what next, downhill skiing in norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# very likely
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *robs that analogy for the next time anyone tells him how great its going to be*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# The last three things that have been built by this country that I can bring to mind
are Wembley Stadium that was a couple of years late and a few million over budget, the Millenium Dome of which the less said about it the better, and the Millenium bridge which had to be shut 2 days after it opened due to excessive swaying
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# all of those are 'in-country' buildings mainly for the benefit of keeping us brits cynical.
the olympic stadium is a world-wide showcase, where we HAVE to get it built on time to (for want of a better phrase) 'show off' to other countries, and to give them somewhere to stay and perform when they get here.

There will be money flying our left, right and centre nearer the time to make sure it gets done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# wah wah wah
We are shit wah wah wah... I can think of loads of things which have been done well and on budget and on time. Stop moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not moaning...
but I'd love to hear of these 'loads of things', cos I cant think of any
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Milenium eye in Gateshead
Sage Opera House, Gateshead... Baltic Flour Mill... erm... gateshead Bristo Square, Edinburgh... That Minellum Stadium thing in Welsh land and the on in Belfast...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# We should move the Olympics to Gateshead
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yea... wait - no
you'se can all pay for it - I don't even want to watch it when it comes on.

Thanks anyway - we almost had City of Culture... bloody Liverscousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# you're right, it could be worse...
We could be Spain..

/Wrote to Spanish Authorities asking for construction details of their Building Regs for a small project we may have over there. They sent me a leaflet... A f*ckin' LEAFLET
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# :D
thanks for your interest in the building regulations... it turns out we don't want you to know.

SOZ SENYOR ROCK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Coca Cholera
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# tastes like shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *light applause and agreeable nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# indeed! ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# no! this is the classic taste!
can't you see? it's written right there.

the new Coca-Cholera is shite though..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)
# nice shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# i actually drank this once.
was good.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUPOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Ebola Cola?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Dear Olympic committee,
I would hereby like to put forward my proposal
for the Mascot for The London 2012 Olympics

lots of love x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Toats..

Toats VOTES

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# PS: Is that b3ta still burning in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Do you have the power to compo it for next weeks challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# are you from the future?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yes... yes I am...

*I just Googled "Sock puppet" and that original image pops up all over the place?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Having said that...
this one does look a little surprised?
www.sjcs.co.uk/Drama/Puppets/puppets1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yup..sock isn't mine, but I do have the right to photoshop him :)

as I asked 'The Maker'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Who God?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)
# No, 'The Maker'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=14937
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, archived)
# No..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# he's your own personal meme
can't decide if that's really cool, or really sad...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)
# like I care what you think?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:20, archived)
# no point having it as next week's challenge now, this has already won
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# But if we have something else instead
won't there be a paradox?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# YES!
What's its name?

Socky?

Will it race in the Sockathalon?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
#
Sock wank-athalon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# SOA TIME :D


PS FUCKING FRONT PAGE THIS FUCKING NOW*



*please
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# thats much better then my SOA!!
but then i only have paint and laziness....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh God I so want this to come true...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I ate a big red candle.
Happy b3taday!

Also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ngiyabonga! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# WINNER!
He gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Happy b3ta day!
And I would definitely vote for this to be the Olympic mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Rakhmat! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# happy b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# El-hamdullah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# lololoololo
Is that a bag of chips on his head?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yay!
*Votes hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# YAY!!
and merry b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Gràsce! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes, this
1000 times this!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I approve of this. I can't see any alternative being better.
edit: ah yes, and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha, winnar*
*for non-existent compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)
# congratulations
I saw this on the BBC first and came here to check it really was you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# pffft
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# everyone loves a lighthearted spastic joke
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)
# are you being sarcastic
how hurtful
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# not at all- I love spack humour
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i can not belive that you have took my art and bastardised it
YOU ARE RUDE




woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# haha lol! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I laughed.
Mission accomplished.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# phan far king tast stick
woo yeah - *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Just to make it easier for them
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that train's camouflage is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# what train?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# :P
you got me off guard there. =]
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# well that joke derailed
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# needs someone better to keep things on track then
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# don't just steam on in
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# now you're just stoking the flames under this joke
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# oh come on, it was a "sleeper" hit of a joke
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# You need to gauge these things correctly...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# all these points are valid
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# this signals a spanging
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# careful you don't push this sort of thing underground
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# it would create a divide between the different types of train joke
unless you don't mind the gap
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# don't get ideas above your station
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)
# en guard!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)
# oooh, cutting
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# somebody had better pantograph of how these jokes should go
or at least draw one!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)
# MEGA RIS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantograph_%28rail%29
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Ooo aren't you a PopTart !
Pop Posh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I knows me some trains :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# What you talking about Thomas!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That is some obscure assed knowledge
you done me a learned
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Pfft.
The train is doing a rather fine impression of an evil eyed Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's not camo
It's eating that shrubbery.
nyom nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)
# anyone know the station?
Ity very probably is, but something's making me feel less than 100% convinced it's in Britain. :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# That's Reading*

*probably isn't Reading
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# That's Reading what... Harry Potter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# It's the Wellington to Waterloo train

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Noo Zeelund?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# so it's not camouflge
just a poorly woven kakaho
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# 'shitwhore'? :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i hope not
www.spiritsouthseas.com/backup/maoriinfo.htm

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# EM = East Midlands
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# here it is starring in its own watersports film
NZ

images5.fotopic.net/?iid=yc2mpa&noresize=1&nostamp=1&quality=70
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Yay - Direct link not allowed....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Bradford Interchange?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oh
then i fail

:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I was being slightly sarcastic
no idea where it is
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# haha, i'm back in the game!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# sarcasm?!
on the board?!
well i never!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Ning B!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# 'ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# OMG he's back!
Been looking at the flickr pool from the bash. The ivesb pissed flirting chronicle as it seems to be...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Link or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
the great ives flirting compendium/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Looks like fun... May have to try and get to the next one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *sidles up*
There's supposed to be quite a good one coming up in Derby...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)
# we need more Manchester bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# just doing my job!
actually my mum took a lot of the pictures
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)
# thats just nepotism then
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# dint
*sulks*

...'ello son!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)
# 'ningles mam!!
i mean't my OTHER mum!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Oh, THAT one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ARGRGRGGRGRAAA
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *dining room lol*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# hahah, second poshest of all the LOLz
(after...um, i dunno. drawing room? conservatory?)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *Throne room LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *sitting on a black servant boy because my throne is at the repair shop lols*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# after getting the butler to do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
# sorry to disappoint you
but it's more of a 'unglamourous working from home makeshift office lol'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Art'noon.
After 3 years of dutiful service my beloved CAT boots are on the verge of giving up the ghost. Having just been to the shop to replace them (Yay!) my mind began to explore the topic of shoes. This is the end result. Sorry it's on the large side but filesize is still as per so yah boo sucks ;p

And apologies to any lady-b3tans this may offend. It's not a sweeping generalisation more a distillation of many careful years of observation and analysis...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh My God Shoes!
Let's get some shoes

by the way bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# YES
SHOES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
spot on!
Please don't apologise to lady B3tards. If we can't take it we shouldn't be here.
*bakes another cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You dropped this...
*hands over pretty ribbon from Flowerpot's hair*

Cheers hon.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hAHHAHA
He's right, women are terrible terrible things.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# We have our uses
Tea making
cake baking
house cleaning
bathroom shelf hogging
ironing
er
That's it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I'd miss mine if it ever escaped
Growing babies in yr tums is quite handy also
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oh yes
That too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's NOT it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Knitting?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)
#
actually talking about interesting things once in a while

not caring about machines

stampeding en masse to avoid rain even though it makes you look all lovely
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ^this
nothing sexier than a rained upon lady.

All flustered and in need of a good warming up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i like the fact that it gives them pinky cheeks and silly curly strands of fringe
and makes their mouths go all warm and and..

*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)
# boioioioiong
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# do you want to buy nike shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# yes prease
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I would like to add another flow to the male flow diagram
after "shoes break", I would like "can shoes be fixed with super glue?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# and then
wear shows again, regardless of the answer
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# That's me
I have a pair of formal shoes that are more glue than shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's a good point
I had kind of assumed by 'shoes break' that every effort had already been made to revive them...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Fairy snuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)
# You are right
And by that chart's logic, I'm a man.
But I'm not.
(Nissun, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'm going to print this off...
...and stick it all around the house.
And then my wife will beat me for daring to question if she needs more shoes...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahahaha
several times when I've gone to buy new shoes
the shop assistant just HAD to go and show their colleague just how bad my old shoes were

I wear them till they're literally falling apart
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Me too
I'm a comfy trainers kind of gal and I wear them until they're very dead, then a bit longer until I can be bothered to find a replacement

I do have a definite thing for boots/nice shoes, but that's for very rare wear and don't see it being anything like this odd obsession most women seem to have with fashion. I don't like fashionable shoes as a rule, I just like unusual and sexy footwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# :D
So true!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Also, does my husband still like getting stomped
on with some fuck me pumps?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)
# This would make a perfect poster
And it could be fashioned into a pair of shoes for the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I hardly shoe shop
I'm too busy watching Sex and the City while sipping a G&T and complaining about blokes not putting toilet seats down.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I don't buy shoes too often D:
I need glue though, some are falling apart, both of my skull shoes need the glue gun I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# needs
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
I see what happened there
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# that means you are not blind.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# 'noon all

How's it cooking b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *DOUBLE SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Arf!
You big silly!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How can he afFORD that!? Tractors are terribly (John) Dear . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# His tribe combine-d their resources to buy it
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Here comes a treble Spanging...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
thas silly
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Each time I see a Massey Ferguson I think the 'The Fox Busters' by Dick King Smith.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Simple...


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7456330.stm
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# that's next weeks image challenge taken care of
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Let what must be done, be done
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post175265
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yay, clicked!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Did that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# you beat me to it
i'll leave mine to hammer home the point.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# There's an image challenge in that story
*bugger, 'pissed' on*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
wanna do the honours, you're far more eloquent than me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# not at all, go for it
I'd click the f*cker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i still want my 'photoshop graffiti' one,
i think it'd be lully. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# provide a linky?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# shan't! i have no idea where in the pile it's buried. :)
but it was basically about 'making graffiti good' - drawing on source pictures of suitable walls, and trying to do it in such a way that your creation worked/interacted with the environment around it. Sort of like being Banksy for a day. Only better.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# And it would avoid toap...
I likey. *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# it should be sock :D

*dashes off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it still could be :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
i'd vote for Sock as mascot
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^ This
or Weeble & Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# no, sock
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# OK OK!
No Sock !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES
/not fickle at all blog
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Actually, I take that back, I'll still go with sock
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# well the beeb are so going to get a flood of b3tard entries....
regardless if there is a compo or not :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hehe
It is bound to be the next challenge
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That is blatant discrimination!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# My flatmate got paid £300 by some chinese company to draw those Olympic mascots differently...
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I got paid £300 by a PR company to translate Beowulf into text message speak
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# want to trade?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# you both got shafted a bit IMHO
could've expected a fair bit more for either job i think
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# well my flatmate said he would've done it for free since he's Chinese
...for the pride of China he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# It went a bit like this


I get a call out of the blue saying
'hi, I heard you were clever and from Oxford - I have £300 quid for you if you can translate Beowulf into text messages'

Me: 'you do know its the length of a large novel?'
PR:' oh... erm one minute'
*pause*
PR: 'can you just cut all the boring bits out?'
Me: 'Most of it is quite boring'
PR: 'We don't need very much - can you get it to us by the end of the week'

took about 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
if i could draw like that i'd never leave the studio.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *sigh* Me too...
he's a talented git. He's off to Canada next year to study animation and then he's going to go work for Pixar.

I think I'm going to hide in his luggage...

(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# The same company aproached me and said they'd give me £300
to stay the fuck away from the drawing board:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Haha oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Oh crikey
I wish the Coast of Yemen would be in charge of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I was sick at the weekend.

This is me
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Erk
That rising panic in his eyes is far too familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# haha :D
bleughhh

dodgy seafood or too much pintage?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Neither actually
I thought it was hayfever turned out to be a flu or something, just kept being sick all in all a good weekend :P
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Following on from Wednesday's cliffhanger...

Odd-Fish 16th June 2008
Click for readable.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# yay
and hello b3ta


*snooze*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *sets off fire alarm*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *jumps*
wassat noise?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# epic carnage-woo
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
unexpected anvil, WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# He He brilliant
Love odd fish
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# This makes me happy.
today is a HappyDay.
I got my degree, I got onto the postgrad course i wanted, i got paid, i'm getting new tattoo and i has cayke.

HAPPYDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# All that AND cake?
FUKKIN' A!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# YES!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Congratulations - days don't get much better than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# thank you!
am just waiting to hear for the estate agent about that flat... *hopes*
*does HappyDayDance*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# you just need a blow job from a sexy lady to make it a perfect day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# or the female equivalent
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *checks profile*

yes, what he said, don't listen to me i know nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i read that and thought 'surely the female equivalent of a sexy lady is a sexy lady'
then i realised what you were actually on about
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# conga rats!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# well done on getting your degree
and nicely done mr nobody for unexpected results
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ....Previously on Lost!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That's what I thought too :)
except this was more believable.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Appy B'day Mate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Shukriya! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That is fantastic!

* But which one have the Anvil on board?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# The satellite.
PROOF that they've corraled a secret colony of SPACE HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# all of them
the satellite had it for 'no discernable reason', and the boat and plane were both carrying shipments of luxury anvils to the middle east
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha, YAY!
*was waiting for that :D*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hehehehehe!
i knew that was going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# these really are something special
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Unexpected anvil! Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I, so, love these
Especially the blink of the horsey at the end.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Have you done one with
an unexpected Spanish Inquistion?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *ideas*
ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# The future
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha
that's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# oi mushroom, you're needed!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# CLICK CLICK CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# lolz
XD
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# 'noon boredom... sorry
(Woop_Woop ., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# and in other news...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# THAT IS IN PAW TASTE
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# haha, ever the humourist.
WHERE'S MY PICTURE?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# um, dunno - the latest issue of Naked Underage Frogspawn Drinkers Monthly?
oh wait, you mean the picture i said i'd do for you.

yes.

i will.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# dammit i loled!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I know we shouldn't
but I did too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)
# On this day..
Lieutenant Valentina Tereshkova, 26, was the fifth
Russian cosmonaut to go into the Earth's orbit
in her spaceship Vostock VI

[story]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# oo hasn't she got a lovely spacecoat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# A woman has to shop very carefully to get the right outfit for space travel
She seems to have got it right.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# happy candle day!
I like the grainy lines
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# dziekuje :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# W porzadku
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I pzakcz kchazu azkhcka ckadlgk.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I choose you pikachu?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# thunder bolt!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# of lightning
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# bulbasaur GO!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Energy saving bulbasaur?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ratatta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# this space science thread will be incomplete unless someone says
uranus :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# URANUS!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# oh god is that an eel in her anus oh god
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# no, uranus
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT IT? D':
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# hes saying he doesnt have uranus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Drop your panties Sir William,
I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# This is Major Tom to ground control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today...

Woo!

EDIT: Happy space day!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# wipe yer feet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "this is bowie to bowie, can you read me out there, man?"
"i read you loud and clear, man"
"your signal's weak on my radar screen, how far out are you, man?"
"I'm pretty far out"
"that's pretty far out, man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles,
I’m feeling very still.
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go-oo.
Tell my wife I love her very much SHE KNOW-OWS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# merry candleday, prodge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# tesekkür ederim! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# 0_0
what language is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Turkish for thank you
haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# yay!
*learns something new*
'bye folks, housework tiem!
*dons pinny*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Turkish, innit
edit: yes
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# KEBABBY LANGUAGE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# phwoar!
isn't she also the mother of the first (only?) person to two parents that had been in space?

I shall do the dishonourable thing and sodd off to bed while other people argue about this...laters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Grand!
Happy b3taday - tell us more things that happened on this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# gracias :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Happy five!
I shall make you something. brb
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Multumesc :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# oh god, transylvanian flashbacks...
...so many weird boozes...and peasants...

*LOLfears*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# GENERIC ANNIVERSARY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# can i steal that for mums birthday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahah, sure
:)

*ruining families in absentia*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# haha arigato >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# woo!
i know japanese when i see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i'm off there for 2 weeks in september
WOO! fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# But Shirley they didn't let her drive?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Bye then
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Needs more socks
Happy candlenameday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# do jeh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# little bit 'o politics
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# "graudian", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# the logos are traced *hint*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you spelt guardian wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# gosh did i?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grauniad
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you spelt grauniad wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# bugger i did as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I reckon the Guardian
added the words "now ill-founded" themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I prefer the oxford english
not that nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Did you know
they own the Grauniad URL?

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# oh dear
you're going to look silly now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Yes
But I dont care
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
And Adam Ant said that, so it must be true - otherwise he'll come back and wave a shotgun in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# is it just me or after the first two albums did adam ant go a bit shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# fah diddly qua qua?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
#
albums listens
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I have no idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I don't know, but I'll tell you something,
HE DOESN'T CARE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I'm sure you mean the 2nd and 3rd albums
ANt geek...

and Goody Two Shoes is class
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I just woke up
and am finally free from the bounds of the library
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# what was the score at the close?
or are we talking about the one-dayers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i'm morally opposed to one-dayers.
cricket should be played in white goddamit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# no wai
it should be 15 minutes each way with three bowlers at once and indoors with all sorts of wacky bonuses to hit like in pinball

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MULTIBALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
I just spat bits of cake onto my keyboard. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I want cake - photos and compo it
keyboard cake!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha! BLERN! BLERNNNNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I agree old bean
it's an exceptionally good time waster. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# nowt better than a 3 day bender sitting in a box at lords
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah there is: sitting on the paddo hill for a three day bender at the SCG!!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!
OI!! OI!! OI!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)
# we've got more pimms than you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# unfortunately true
you can only get light beer in the non members at the ground now and it's warm and fucking expensive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# how horrible.
do they think you're not trustworthy enough under the influence of alcohol?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# not a 20-20 guy then?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# not at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Is this something to do with cricketball?
/satirical pastiche of b3ta's put-on anti-football stance blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I see Cardiff's Club X has infiltrated the Scottish 3rd division
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# And straight in at third
They're play a couple of bouncers at the back, a self-inflated, greasy tosser as lone striker and four fat birds in too much make-up and not enough clothes across the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It's gone to the dogs apparently:
www.tipped.co.uk/listings/24471/Club%20X

Silly little queen was probably pissed on Bacardi Breezers and being a letch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)
# They seem to have published
rather a lot of contact info for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha! Marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Good to see someone else who read 'the eye'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i'm confused, did they make this joke
or is that a typo and you're mentioning the grauniad? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I'm confused as to whether the telegraph is actually reporting the cricket scores
or just using an idiom for death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)
# both, there's the beauty of duality of meaning laid bare
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)
# "The Sun"
"TITS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)
# haha
surely T-I-T-S
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ask and ye shall receive
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Excellent work! :D
Get this published in the grauniad, go on :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ideally i want PoF to end up the back of G2 where the Perry Bible Fellowship used to be
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I'm sure the power of christ will help you accomplish that task.
Or at least nepotism and giving executives blowjobs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

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