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# ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# xXxOMGxXx
I get it!

Ed: Much wooer than original, btw. At least you did something with it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# still doing the xXx?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# xXxTHIEF he isxXx ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# love tha'


better than a shit photo anyday ;D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# *Waits for something to be brutally murdered otherwise it ain't real woods*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Hahaha
As you were walking home?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# This is how Mofaha really sees the world.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Like what? It's a photo.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# All new mofaha vision.
Inserts at least +125% more fluff and/or lovely into any given situation! Get yours now!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# *tries*
AAAAHHHH FUCK!!!
THAT WEIRD MONSTER THING IS IN HERE!!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# *flickr girl vibrates past*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# This is a nice picture :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Woo!
I love these :]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# cor!! :D


edit : btw - theres some zombie thing statting on Channel 4 soon!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# even better, you can now get your balls in her mouth
most woo sir
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
now that is a scary thought :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Shopped pictures only.
/ac
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# damn it
knew i forgot something :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
she looks a bit like a scabby TMNT :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I think she's smiling at me.
Woo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# she like you
;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ;)
thank ya! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# No problem sirrah!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# yay
woo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# :)
woop! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hoopla!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaaha
That actually made me recoil

Woo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# :D
hehehehe :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# JESUS SHITTY POPECOCKS!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
best use of popecocks :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# zombie strippers?
/ac
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# the best
of all the animals! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)
# KILL IT WITH CHILDRENS TV!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
not kids tv - how about 30 hours of tracy beaker! that'd kill anyone! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Whatever just kill it!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# The fact that I still would
makes me wonder if that says more about her or me...

Clicks to infinity and beyond.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)
# hehehehe
i think maybe a bit of both :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Aaargh!
That's awesome :D
Is that C4 zombie thing the one about a load of reality tv contestants?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# yeah
it looks good :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# yessum dead set it's called
written by charlie brooker.. who is very funny.. co-wrote nathan barley with chris morris.. and writes and presents screen wip.. which is titting awesome.

we saw a 5 min preview of it, dead set, at a film fest i went to over the summer.. the gore is pretty brutal.. on the down side it has jamie winston in it.. who cannot really act.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# it looks good
i shall be watching :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# An article
what you may or may not have read.
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/oct/18/horror-channel4
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That sounds excellent :D
I haven't got a tv here but I'm sure I'll catch up with it soon
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# haha ace
yes!..Dead Set, I think it looks quite good, I'm sure I seen a trailer with davina zombied up! :O
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# cool
i havent seen that :D wll ahve to look out for it! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# she does indeed become a zombie :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# excellent horrorification!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# yay
thank you mrs! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I just came in my pants.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Bet that hurt......
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# mmmm
messy! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahahahah
toothsome!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# yay
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Guardian fail...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# YES!!
Brilliant. That *must* have been a b3tan.

EDIT: You might want to move this to links before the Nazis have a go at you. Or fuck'em. Either way is good.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# /links
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# oh hai
if only there were a board for links..
this has also been posted before today.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# LOL GOATSE EVERYWHERE
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# for the love of fucking god
that is the 3rd time i have seen that fucking picture on here

Fuck off

and don't you delete the thread you tit
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Now now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# no
these twats have to learn
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Are you a teacher, by any chance?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# no
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# ASS
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Thanks

I'm not going to say what I did
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)
# had a poo-wank while thinking about Sarah Palin getting fucked by a moose?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# close enough
I wont post the image I made while doing it
however because I didn't feel encouraged by the group. lunatics have feelings too, you know.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# U FILTAD!
?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Slightly Uncod-eyed her?
You didn't do it very well.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Pearl Neclace?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)
# All hell breaks loose at World Stare-Out Championships


Full size (800k): www.b3tards.com/u/f53ece64cd6edccec113/stare-out-streaker-full-siz.gif

Edit: To make it clear to anyone who needed it sarcastically pointed out to them, this is a sketch from Big Train which I took a huge series of screen shots and then animated them into a gif.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# This rocks my quim!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# You inspired me

When bandwagons collide.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hurrah!
It should really say: "Leave me alone"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "please don't spray graffiti here"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# "Space intentionally left blank!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# 92 frames?
Shuddering fuck!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# So... it's not yours?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Thats great
Have a woo and *click*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# you could have just recorded it as an avi or a mov
opened it in an animation package, then saved it as a gif.

but well done on the massive timewaste :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)
# yeah
don't know why i bothered really
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# well done nonetheless though
it's funny and nice.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)
# haha

must've took you ages :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Glooooory, glory man uniiiiiiiii-ted
;)

seriously, good luck. I hope they don't score 7.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Hi...I'm shitting bricks!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'm not so much shitting it.
I'm quite happy that we've got our european embarrassment out of the way early this year :)

1 point from a possible 51 after tonight? ouchy... ;)

anyway, have you got a good channel for it?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I don't think she's well...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# that's no moon...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# FFFFF
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Maya?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Pfffffft
not black enough or enough black tears,
But OMG Whats peter going to do!?!?!?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Well if he's got the hunger I suggest he has a BigMac. Or two.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# No he hasnt!
Have you not watched episode 6 yet?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh shit, that's today isn't it.
*acts*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah I watched it earlier...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Good shout.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# hopefully take some acting classes
:D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
Superfast chick is hot tho
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# this is true
you got the new one downloading as well or watching it on bbc?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I downloaded the new one at about 2pm, then went to the doctors and it was ready when I came back
Haven't seen one on the beeb yet, downloading them is quicker
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# EYE CATARACTS?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# ar... a cat reacts!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I don't know much about Religious texts, but the Daily Mail is cool
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
What a place to anger Religious types.
And RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7681914.stm
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# ALL ABOARD THE INFIDEL BUS
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I don't believe it will leave on time.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Have faith.
You have to believe in punctuality for it to be real.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I Want To Believe.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# was going to put on it "ZOMG TEXT ON BUS!"
can't be arsed now
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Put it here.
I was just going to paste it onto the bus from Tavistock Square
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# TOAB!
Is the new black.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# pfft!
original and shop both amuse me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# dots!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# ta!
it seemed more interesting than the lectures...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I am sure you are right :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# ^
this indeed
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# pointalismtastic! :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# good word!
*adds to Good Word List*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# 'lo prodge...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hello...links?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Yes, links.
www.b3ta.com/links/Angel_and_Devil_earphones

Those headphones look like your angel and devil characters...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# it's made by the same russian wanker that did the salt and pepper shakers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Fucking hell.
Can't you sue him?


/Is being semi-serious
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# dunno..doubt it,
I can't prove he got the idea from me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Ah, lovely dotty pointiness :)
How did you do these, did you fart diarrhea through stencils?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# haha
just a biro and boredom.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I like the result!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# cheers!
am quite please with myself. i've never been much of a doodler but i'm liking these dots.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# pffh..you're such a traditionalist
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Just keeping it real, boiiii
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Looks fuzzy :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ta!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# oooooh yes, I remember this
very lovely
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# thank you
it's been a few months now and i still heart it. HEART!
[which is good, considering what it is, hehe]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# The MOST important thing about tatts, that :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# ^ this


Also: good 'ning, you gorgeous lump of gorgeousness, you!

*fondles*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Hello sexy!
I don't fondle you enough

*FONDLEATTACK*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Yay!
*gets the baked beans*

Wanna wrestle?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Do I ever!!
Do they have the little sausages in them?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# They will in a minute!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*office lol*

*compares peepees*

*giggles*

You're right!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# *watches the Prof's peepee get bigger and tries to keep up*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Cor, nice!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Very nice, I like a spot of this now and then.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# cor
thats fab :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# dots!
in various formations, from quadrilateral to swirly!

that seems like it could be an interesting shading technique for a big picture.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# She wanted me to turn her into a vampire.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Seriously,
why are all the kids in your school so weird?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well I've only photoshopped two of them...
And it's college, are you surprised?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Well yeah to be honest,
I thought the girl I was boffing at college was weird because she wore purple trousers!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahah!
Gary is much much weirder than Kensa (the lemur and the bat, respectively).
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# She is called Kensa?
What the fuck is wrong with the world!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Therein lies the problem
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# What do you mean?
It's not as if she named herself!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# The problem..
The fact that you don't think there is anything wrong with the name Kensa - and as you are the spokesman for the youth of today on B3ta, this shows the world is fucked
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Word Home Boy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Well no, it just shows it's different to how it was when you were younger.
I'm sorry to say times have changed since the 1600s! :]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Wow, things do move fast these days
It's only 18:30 now too!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahah shit, I got owned!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not the 1600s, more like the 1980s
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That means the same thing to a 12 year old.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That comment makes not sense
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# People keep calling me a 12 year old,
and when you're younger, 1980 is the same as 1600 - a fucking long time ago :P
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# What 28 years?
Thats not a fucking long time ago
My comment was implying that people in the 80s had normal names, like bob, frank, steve, brian, etc... not like chardonnay, kensa, etc...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Yes but this isn't 1980, is it?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# It won't be a problem when your generation is dead. :]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# So noone told you about the under-18 cull then?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Pfft!
*Herods*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# This comment makes me feel dead inside O_o
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Don't worry
When our generation is dead, the world will collapse in a sea of mobile phone choons and celebrity wankathons
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Hahahah sorry!
All I meant by it was that waaaayyyy back people were named things we'd find obscure nowadays.
Same as in years to come, the names we're used to will be seen as strange and new names will be common.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I made a little animation along those lines once...
It was a class and the teacher was reading the register.

"Chardonnay"
"Here miss"
"Watermelona"
"Yes, miss"
"Piprexay"
"Yes miss"
"David"
(whole class) "Pffft, David!"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahah
I think Dave will be the last name to "die out"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I shudder to think what this world will be like
when we have a fucking Prime Minister called fucking Kensa, or Mercedes, or Porsche or some wank like that!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahah, it's not perfect with a guy named "Gordon".
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# He may be a bit of a twat,
but at least he has a proper fucking name!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# But he's still a twat.
Kensa's a nice person, and she doesn't have a "proper fucking name".
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# and she looks like a bat
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Shit!
It isn't?

*removes leg warmers*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# But surely you can see that Kensa
is not a sensible name?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It's "Ass Neck" backwards*
*kinda
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hang on hang on hang on, isn't the point to comment on my photoshop edits,
not the person I edited?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It's not one of your best.
So it's more polite to just ignore it and talk about Kensa
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I know that,
but since when is b3ta polite?
I need the criticism is I'm going to improve, right?
If you don't want to see more shit coming from my uploads folder, tell me what to do differently ;]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# B3ta is not a teaching establishment!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Some people on b3ta actually give advice and help people to improve ;]
Just because you're not one of those people doesn't mean I won't get help anywhere else.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Erm I think you will find that I do offer suggestions to people
if I think I can help and they ask....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I would have taken a bat's face and liqufied it over her own face and mucked about with the transparency
But that's just me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I shall try that next time, thanks.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Pffft, you said "liquefied over her face"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Pfft I also slipped a "muck" in there too
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Without going into too much of "what b3ta is" or "what b3ta isn't", because I hate all that crap,
you might want to consider if anyone on b3ta actually wants to see some weird shop of a weird thing your weird friend wanted. You'll get better feedback, if that's what you're after, if you post stuff that interests people here more.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Well it's not what my friend wanted,
it's what I wanted to do with a suggestion based on my friend's.
I made it to see if it would work.
When I was happy with it, I finished it and posted it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# It's up to you, whatever you do.
I'm just saying consider your audience a bit if you're after responses that actually relate to your photoshopping.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Thanks :]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *points and mocks*
POINTY POINTY POINTY
MOCKY MOCKY MOCKY
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Oh shit, really?
Thank you for telling me how to use b3ta!

*panders*

It looks like Chewbacca.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Now Chewbacca,
THAT is an acceptable name. You wouldn't fuck with someone called Chewbacca, that's for true.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wanna name my first son Sue in homage to Johnny Cash.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Call your first son optimus prime
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)
# LOL!
Done :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Certainly not unless she had a good shave.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# The name Kensa?
Where do I start....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Kensa lend me a fiver till payday?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Kensa put the bins out tonight?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# emos can fuck right off!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# right off!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# right off!!
All the emo kids can fuck right off!

Fuck! Right! Off!

/Wheels on the bus
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Right on!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# *blows into the jug*

*stomps foot*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Oi oi prodge!
How goes it?

Also: look at the links board, you need to get suing!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# So you turned her into chewbacca?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahah, I was going for a vampire bat, but if you put it like that...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# She looks like fucking chewbacca
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I thought you'd shopped on a ridiculous wig
But now I realise the horrible truth.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I thought the same earlier :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Don't worry, she has nicer hair now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Did she dye it and knit it together?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Those are extensions, her hair is short at the moment and she doesn't like it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did some kid burn her neck in France too?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# yea whatever you say Nicky Clarke
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Oh come on I'm not claiming to be an expert!
I just think she has much nicer hair now than when it was all spiky and colourful.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# true.. ;)
now tell her about the silly make-up

/sarcasm
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# You fancy your mates bird!
You utter git!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahah, I promise you I don't!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# You obviously do.
I haven't seen you shop anyone so much since KillerKitti and Cherry and you hearted both of them!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That's only because she's the only person at college who lets me photoshop her and post it on b3ta.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yeah whatever.
I'm gonna tell Gary you love her!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Go ahead, he knows I don't :P
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Where is the source for this?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Don't photoshop it please,
she's a friend of mine.
I'm not posting the original here for that reason.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You've already posted it before havent you
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Not the original, no.
I posted one where I edited her boyfriend, though.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I don't want to shop it
I've just never seen her real face and am curious

She is truly female, right?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# She is female, yes.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# oh
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Thanks sir :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# :]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# a hairy elf that some sort of hairdresser nymph decided to rip the piss out of?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# BILLLYYY KENNNNEEEEDDYYY!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I LOVED him
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# like Leonardo diCaprio
but with a normal-sized head
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# And Aussie lips
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# aussie lips
so much nicer than those nasty cherry ones.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# They all look like they taste of sunblock
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# *gloves up*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# 'ave it!!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# FUCKIN AVE IT
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# cameron... phwoar!
/ac
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# David?
no thank you;).

edit:Cuddy in a school girl outfit, yes!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Gah!
Deja vu!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# All over again!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# :(
Its blatenty not her face...etc....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Gah!
Deja vu!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Gah!
Deja Vu!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that
fucking rocks
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Tate Modern: Olafur Eliasson, Louise Bourgeois & Doris Salcedo


(Or Sun, Spider & Crack. Great name for a down market law firm)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Fear
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Wow, your orgasmatron looks a little beat up
Would you like a new one?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# That's very sweet of you, but this one is well used and loved.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Or an upmarket sex shop
I woo, I cleek.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# or some kind of alternative 18-30 holiday offer
also, yay-click
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# EEEERk
I HATE SPIDERS! :D:(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
#
spiders invade london
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ACK!
*has nightmares!*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# haha!
meanie!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# You do get a weird feeling when you're near that thing.
That's why it's so cool.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# My tuppence worth on the athiest bus message:
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# its the quiet and loving ones you need to be careful of
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# For some reason i thought you were talking about the spider pic up there ^
But I guess this is still relevant
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Wasn't meant to be relevevant to the thread, I just wanted to get my tuppence in
and it wasn't worth it's own thread.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I wasn't talking to you, Mr. Buttinski
;oP
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ghe! the irony hurts my eyes.
as this poswter is being zealous.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I disagree, but even if it is,
the message still stands up, why not?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# NEEEEAR! FAAAAAR!


Click for bigger (297KB)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# haha
at least its not sarah palin again :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Ha!
Woo.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Wherever you are
I just happened to be listening to that this morning
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Yesterday I took some pics while I was walking home


This is my fave :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# That week went quickly
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# its some trees
and dead blossom.

I'm awestruck.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Here, have some alieums instead.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# This ^
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# blossom?
in autumn?

or is it flowers?

nice photo either way
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# mind piss!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Have I wandered into flickr?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# in ur b3ta
flickrin ur /board
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Your profile is certainly odd
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# blossom in october?
i thought blossom was sorta may time, what skullduggery is this magicke?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# nope, little purple flowers I dont know what their called
I put one on my button :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# heh heh
"button"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# i was thinking this
hohohoho
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ah, probably daisies, if not then i don't know, all i know is daisies
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# cyclamen?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# they used to make me hide behind the sofa as a kid
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Clematis?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# wash your mouth out
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# something purple
has just exploded, by the looks.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# what's that hiding behind that tree
left background, near the bench
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# It's... it's....
SCENERY!!

*shakes fist* DAMN YOU, ELUSIVE SCENERY!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ....it looks like there is a tree growing out of that bench.....
Right, I'm off. enjoy the rest of this evening's frivolities.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i had a dream once, where explosions were plants
every time a bomb went off, it formed a solid tree growing very quickly in the same way as the blast would happen.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *imagines nuclear blast in this scenario*
*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* ^-^
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# love that
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Now THAT
is fucking splendiferous!!!
*loves*

...*enclickens* :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Put this on a t-shrit
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I just bought some broccoli and now I'm scared of it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# don't take your eyes off it for one second
it'll be your last, it's true, I've got some broccoli sat here beside m.... what? where'd it? oh shit has anyone seen m*AaAARARARRARAGH!!!
HELP!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
IT'S IN MY EYES!!!!!
*coff! *spurt* *bleed* *dies*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I've just stabbed it through the stem just to be safe.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# at least you got one last spurt in before you went.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# That's fucking beyond ace
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# T Shirt
Plix
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# yeah its err nice
Seasons of mist and mellow fruitfulness, Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# bosom-friend
pfft.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# tit-chum
pfffft
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Thou watchest the last oozings hours by hours.
I think Keats was having a laugh
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Keats =
pure filth
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Well Ive drunk in the pub where he was born
in Moorgate. I also know he loved Fanny

but then who doesnt?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# in my mind i read that out in the voice of Martin from the simpsons
he was strumming a lute and skipping
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hah i like your sig
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Thanx :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# your next task is to donate $10-$15 to b3ta so you have yourself a shiny new icon
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# its a popular park
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahahahah!
that was fast
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# That's why they call it "flashing"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# shall I slow him down for you?
;D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
EW!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# this isn't flickr
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# this is not my beautiful wife
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# THIS IS SPARTA!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# TONIGHT WE DARN IN HELL!!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# same as it ever was...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Um, I know?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you question yourself there, are you unsure? the easiest way to tell is the hyperlink at the top of the page
this one says B3ta.com, Flickr tends to say Flickr


Hope that helps
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh, thanx..
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# to be fair its not deviant art either
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# we're not interested in pictures you've taken on the way home..
flickr is a photo community [you want to be there]

b3ta is a photoshop community. [using pictures and changing them into something else]
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I resized and edited it in photoshop ACTUALLY
..
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I just printed it out and wiped my arse on it
Doesn't make this a scat site though
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Oh Hai Dixon!
Subtle as usual then? ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ;P
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# you're an idiot.... ACTUALLY
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# well worth the $750
you should try cheaper software if that's all you're going to do with it. But I guess you've bought it now.....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# perhaps she misappropriated it *shocks*
By the way, what's going on with your "100 things" project - just wondering after all the maths panic...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# oh, all done, I don't know how many variants you can achieve from it though
It's a building that you can customise, here's some of the bits
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Saturday night live
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
i don't think i'll ever tire of that image.

now here's a thing, i notice tyre is spelt tire over the water, is tire still spelt tire or is that messed up as well.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# tire is still tire
tyre is tire

However pyre is pyre.

/helpful
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# A plague on both your houses!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# oh dont get me started on
that fucking hovercar
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# oh, so ^this!
and proper robots!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# In fairness petrol stations can now make fuel out of water.
I think that was a bit of a curveball for all of us.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# What is this was there a bus with god on it in england?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# PFFT!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hey Geoff
I did done a link to your profile from my site :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You did a what with my who now?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# here
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# refer to this:
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# well i never did
splendid idea.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I am a fountain of wonderful ideas*
*but not very practical ones
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yep.
God travels public transport over here.

Flaming chariots are SO last millennium...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# "God is everywhere at all times"
Not on fucking British rail he's not.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# donkeys the one before that?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Does he pay?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yes, but he's got a cloister card.

Urgh, I feel dirty for responding to it now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Dear gods ....
Have you no shame?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# yes and no
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Would this bus be becoming
A bandwagon, perchance?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# For my part, I'm sorry.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Apologise not, my good fiend!
I was just enjoying the irony of the 'bus/wagon alchemy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo
I thought it would last one thread - ho hum
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Secret Identity...


I spent so long seeing if I could, I never stopped to think whether I should.
 
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# isn't his metal robot head tiny
?


woo though
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Absurdly so!
Edit: you forensic gardening loon!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# woo yay§
night fella

I'm off!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# toodle pip
Pip
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# adios amigo!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# he may only be small
but he's a bugger when he's riled
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I read that as Oiled
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ok, now you've taken it TOO far :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *cybersquats on freebs*
That'll teach him!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Mecha-Dixon!
*flees*

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Aaaargh
Robot attack! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# That's not palin or Mc Cain
Start again...

Woo!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# nice one.
and it explains what all his pots of lube grease are for.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# woo!
clicketh
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Vote for me...

... or I'll eat your throat.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# fucking hell
it really is Palin day
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
Looks like she eats more than throat :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I wouldn't, even with yours!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# MUM!!
hug me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!!! *runs away*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# i can just taste
a little bit of sick
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# By the Mighty Power of Republican Seams!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha i can't pretend to know what's going on but this is full of win!
/click
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# OMG NO
is everyone a rebublican on here or something?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# i think she's from over the pond
does wikki have diagrams?

^this is a racist slur^
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# What we need is a 'War on Irony'
Then they'd get it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I am
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# LOL R U A TRL?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# a/s/l?
sx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# God you must be bored.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# yeah...
yeah... :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Black people are the devil?
Out with ye!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what's going on here.
But I bloody love it! Wooyay!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Rock!
aaaaaaaaragagagagagagagagagagagagagagaggaaga


fliddy beeeble deeble deeep
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# "This is not, the greatest election in the world"
"Oh no, this is just a tribute"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# for all intents and porpoises, this works

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# fucking Dolphins
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# LOL Gay dolphin/
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# its Adolphin Hitler
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# dolphins are gay sharks
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I will hurt you!
*spangs*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# speaking of zombies...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# skull fuck ftw
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# more than ever
grease that socket
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# of course!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*unlimbers flaming hammers*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# FINALLY!
NOW I would.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I was about to post exactly this... you secshy beasht
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# "Y'knaw
"fir a vegetarian, Rents, ye're a fuckin' evil shot ..."
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# blinkin' 'eck
with her one good eye anyway.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# OMG!
Why is this woman so popular on here ?!!!1
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# because she is a target for hate
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Because of her policies.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# she knows where Russia is
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Because she's awesome.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# because the lady loves milk tray
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# bloody Romans!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# DING!
Racist.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# she's a walking
erogenous zone...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# because the night, has a thousand eyes
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
has a thousand eyes belongs to lovers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# because she should in the film Secretary
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# ahem
loosens collar

I was either going to shop her as Maggie Gyllenhal in Secretary or as Mel Brooks (played by McCain) big boobed assistant in Blazing Saddles but instead I'm going to make tea
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# because you're worth it
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# because
she's an anti-abortionist gunslinging bitch. But we like that.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# why is it that so many pro-life campaigners seem to be in to bloodsports too?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# because
they are a mess of contradictions and silliness.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# pro-life-anti-biodiversity
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# and pro-death penalty
bizarrely
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# yep
hand in glove, with that lot.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# because it's silly season in politics
(direct quote from obama)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# haha!
more than ever.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# i made a baby
but i eated it...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
she can haz cheezburger?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# zombie strippers?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# SPELLCASTING
W-T-F
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# godless heathen bus advert draft #1
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# WOO
My call to arms
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha
burn teh heretic!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# lol!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hold the front page
we have a new campaign director at Atheism HQ!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# BOLLOCKS YOU HIPPY!
Being unpleasant is far more fun.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ooooh that's rather cool
*wants*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oooof, not for round here, ta
kids are always getting his by their own school buses.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I reckon it'd go a bit slower though
:)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not true.
We were once doing 70+ along Salisbury Plain, and were overtaken by a tank in the field next to us.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# everyone naturally gives way to tanks
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Only if they're gay.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# or flat
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I regard that as a form of natural selection personally.
Harsh, I'll admit, but arguably fair.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# One of yours?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ouch.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# this
saqw it a while back - he was lucky
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# lucky he didn't get his phone nicked.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I think we were unlucky.
A clear case of natural selection not working fully. Unfortunately now that imbecile might go on to breed.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha. I missed that at first.
Well done ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Jesus!
That's harsh!!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I've been watching Youtube too long
After it happened, I expected it to happen several times again in slow motion.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Have you still got that sarnie?
i'm starving
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely.
Why are tracked vehicles kind of cute?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i don't know, why are tracked vehicles kind of cute?
/setup for punchline
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Argh!
I know that's not a very good punchline, I'm still working on it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Because nobody would bother tracking them otherwise!
*gets coat*

*kicks stone*

*hops home*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
woo click
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Why not NOT insult people's religion
instead of talking about something else that everyone can enjoy?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The invisible man and his zombie son advised turning the other cheek..

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# You're lucky you're not in the same room as her
Otherwise you'd be doing the cheek turning, my friend :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Violent as well,
got it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# if it can't stand up to debate it's not real
some things that appear to be real, but on closer inspection turn out to be false...

magic,

homeopathy,

intelligent design,

wigs.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Existence
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Also the special theory of relativity.
/Obscure phyiscs joke blog
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!1111!!!!!1!!
(i'm pretending to get the joke to appear more intelligent)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# If that's your view, fine.
But if you're so into this whole being nice for the sake of it thing, I'd lump that in with it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# So I presume you've never mocked or picked fault in the law or any opinion or human concept ever then?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not whilst going on about being nice, no.
I thought you might chime in.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ok, i change it to
"why not be nice for the sake of it, but not prepared to give credence to ideas that fall apart under the most casual inspection and when go unchallenged lead to parent indoctrinating their children to believe the same pap as they do resulting in a world where absurd ideas are held dear, perhaps not because of their worth, but because they subconciously remind people of their childhood?"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
you're gonna need a bigger boat bus
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Shock horror, person has opinion on thing on internet.

The fact is, if you've ever mocked or picked fault with anything (which despite my rhetoric, I know you have) then ultimately you have done the exact same as other people do to religion.
It's still just a view, no different to a secular opinion or concept apart from the deluded idea that in some way it is higher and more meaningful.

If something is inherently ridiculous then people will mock it, and if people fervently believe in it then they will feel the need to defend it as to protect their own comfort zone and struts their truths and values are built upon.
You could say the same about American views on the constitution and freedom and liberty, equally violently defended and equally skewed and misinterpreted.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# reality is flacky at best
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you need a better shampoo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha!
humanism ftw!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahhaahha!
Anyone know if any there's been any reaction from any religious group about the adverts for january? I can't wait for all the you'll burn in hell etc.

I wouldnt be surprised if some fundimentalists go nuts and threaten the bus companies....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# ah yes
tolerance, the cornerstone of any religion
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "ARGH, THE HEATHENS WILL BURN FOR NOT EVEN STATING WITH CERTAINTY BUT SLIGHTLY ILLUMINTATING THE IDEA OF THEIR POSSIBLY BEING NO GOD"
"HEATHENS!"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# They are all doomed!
...in the name of the invisible man, his zombie son, and their poltergeist. Amen.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Adverts for January? is january the new heretic month?
I seem to have missed the newsletter
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# it's the national month for non-believers
:D

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# why not be not nice for the sake of it
for there is no Universal moral imperative.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Yey for lack of confidence
and having to put your faith into a "godly voice in your head" :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# you left the other fella's Jesus on board
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# a stowaway
on the atheism bus!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# If that was accidental
it could be a metaphor for something or other.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ha ha
my crap jesus is a bandwagon in the making, of one whole thread

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahah
I saw him on a slice of toast the other day, and in a puddle, and in the moulding of a novelty dog poo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# boooo
jesus has gone

wonder if he still wants me for a moonbeam
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# damn
didn't notice that.

i knicked his only cos it seemed to be bigger than the bbc one.

will fix
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# leave him be, stop bullying Jebas :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Poor jesus!
The original on aethiest site it betterer than BBC
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fund a mentalist
We all need a group hug

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Begging for some love
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# OMG IT LOOKS LIKE THAT PICTURE IS LEANING TO THE RIGHT
OMGOPTICALILLUSION
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# his skin condition is al-arm-ing
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# i'm nice just because i can be
if that counts.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I told you before...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# good stuff.
but it is almost hallowe'en so we should let them be nuts at this time of year.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Sunset
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# that is gay
sorry, woo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Not if ones a girl! :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# can they both be girls?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# This
Everything needs more lesbians.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# true
I need more lesbians
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *lesbian high five*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# five high lesbians
bring it on!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# This.
*antici*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# '
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# but you're not
we've already established you're Dave or Phexy and Broon or someone... grunty?

*narrows eyes*

Trelly?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Grunty
Now there's a theory...


I bet it's Freebs though


it's just the sort of thing HE'D do...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I think Grunty has better things to do than pretend to be an Emo girl
Then again...?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# you're right
he's busy implementing a new flash site for the company's American Office intranet
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yeah
this is a classically Freebish jape... the little scallywag.

He's probably giggling like a little girl right now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# xXxHa ha ha!xXx
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# d00d
that's sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Thanx :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# do you like any sort of music
as long as it ends in "core"...?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# cuntcore
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Applecore:
the music of the Beatles Emoed up a bit...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# corecore
the music of crows
they wear a lot of black
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Pffftcore
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# juan core
the music of Spain
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Rancour
Jonathan Ross having a pop at me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Marinecore
Semper-fi!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Encore
Though it's mostly just repeats.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahah
adding core to stuff is an in joke with my friends :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# are you saying that I've started thinking like an American EMOTeen?
... my DCI warned me about this... if you study them too long you end up thinking like them...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# OMG!!!
That diving CDC is going to kill them all!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Very Nice :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# mmmmmm....... sunset!
or:

Mmmmmmmm.... the apocalypse - guess it depends if you are a glass is half empty kinda person :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hey now I'm Jeru,
I see a half empty glass.
I can drop a phat beat,
I'm a cynical arse.

That is all
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# bless
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# mmmm, fuzzy felt
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# pretty!
but red and green together always make me think of peas and tomato ketchup.

*bokes*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)

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