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# Topical Humour to kick off your friday
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I came here to be cheered up
and this is what greets me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Needs more bodybag boners
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Christian Bale only just died!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Based on his preformance in The Dark Knight, some kind of throad disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Too soon?
That's just harsh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# no wonder he was dead
it looks like he wouldn't be able to breathe on that thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I do not see a joke here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
#
Being an idiot I don't get it either :[
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I just felt like playing with a man's boner
www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/boner_2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# you all fail
this is genius :D
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Seconded
I Like This
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# John McCain
the only man whose face is older than his body.


*old people shrink.. so in this case his face must be older as it's shrunk more than the rest... thi is the logic behind my comment that I'm not sure if on reading would be that apparent.*


EDIT: shit under 500 now till my cock has to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# And as you can see in this picture, he has classic 'old person teeth'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# 621 for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# 39,516 for me

/edit: 39,515
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Going for 100,000 then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# No those two numbers added together do NOT make 100,00.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# In other news
you can't scale points using interpolation! How bad is my vector maths!?

x' = cx + (s * (x - cx)) NOT x' = x + s * (cx - x) !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'm going to live forever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Nicely done!
Have my new woo as reward :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# spoiler
stewie also dresses as snoopy.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Pfft!
It is shaping up to be a wonderful series isn't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# shaping up?
lol..
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# HIT THE GYM FAT ASS
on fire...
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Cheers red ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# awww
it's cute
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I liked your Glitter pic last night :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yay
thankyou :)
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# STALKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# shush you
He just remembered how ace my picture was, that's all!
*cough* b3ta.com/board/8895820 *cough*
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I had to do it after seeing yours
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# BIG EARS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That's not all that's big ;)
(I'm assuming due to stereotypes)
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# someone say big ears?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# quality shop!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] me? big ears?
it's a big obama
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# gah
far superior to my rushed effort, nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I've not seen a good Gnops in years
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:57, archived)
# show off

Apologies to Jahled who took the original picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# show on!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :)
Me likes, and a worthy use matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
Glad u like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# splendid
i see he's still having trouble getting that huge lens to focus, i told him he needs to be standing in finsbury park to stand a chance, but would he listen.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Actually, I was in Denmark when I took that

^CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# well done
you have emasculated my camera.

I hope you're happy now.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
did you get the new mammoth hubble lens yesterday?
i'm still waiting for the local snow leopards to go on show i'll let you know when they're out
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Wait...what?
Two 400mm lenses?

Double-barrel cam?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# oof
you don't get many of them to the pound etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Michael John "Two Sax" O'ter
the best goddamn jazz fusion musician this riverside ever produced.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# haha
play that funky music otter...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Mckuato

Surely not the first. I actually did it before i realised there was an election image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# make it go away
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# right now :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Fingers crossed it will on Tuesday
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# and then all the 'shops of what obama will get up to in the white house when he's confirmed as president on the wednesday
*Lots of 'he'll rename it to the Black House' gags and obligatory 'shops of what it'll look like.
hell, the results come out on a wednesday, so it'll probably be fuel for another image challenge to 'shop the winner

Cynical? moi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# the Black House
oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# sorry, I was having a Pasanonic moment there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# sorry, I was having a Pasanonic moment there
will shirley be your quote on /stats..

it's like your every second reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
/cynical in old age
//and thankfully I don't post enough to get high on /stats :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Embrace
your grumpy old man. It needs to be nurtured, not stifled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I would, but I feel like a c*nt
Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
/It might just be this image challenge getting to me, but I can see it happening a fair bit on here if/when he gets in
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Use the farce Arch. Use the farce.
You have to remember that the internet exists for no other reason than to entertain you from the moment you log on. It probably does not even exist when you switch it off. All the characters and words in there are merely distractions to amuse you in between your hours at the coal face.

It all gets very easy after that. Treat it like a computer game where the goal is to get an invite on to TV's 'Grumpy Old Men' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that was close, I was waiting for the 'I, am your father' line...
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I'm going out now
( I'm not, I'm going to install Fallout 3 and I'm well excited ). I may be some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# it's laden with the ability to crash frequently, apparently.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5604515
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# It's going to be
game of the year so away with your naysaying ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# fallout suck.
1..2..3.. all of them. suck.



suck.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha.
You are clearly a mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# You'd better hope
It's more stable than Clear Sky.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I love this phrase
mostly because i found out it's what they said when they were going for a shit.

Kinda removes the heroism from Scotts last words though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# "I'm going out to make shit, then watch it freeze, then stab myself to death with a rock hard shit"
epic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# He's inheriting the mother of all messes for starters
but it's the slightly more healthy approach to the rest of the world i'm desperate for, and visa versa

Edit: and ning Archie! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# 'morning fella, hope you're well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Just about to go to work
which will involve me using a camera and fluffy animals. I genuinely love life at the moment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *envies*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# There were some quite nice shots I got when I came down there,
obviously not as good as yours no doubt, but I'll send a few along if you want.
Really enjoyed that day :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Yay :)
Well, you know where I am, if you suddenly need a healthy dose of fluff

I must dash, i've been asked to photograph animals in action at two thirty, and like to have 'warmed up' with my kit first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 'in action'?
picture for the ZSL magazine centrefold? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I was thinking about envying your job earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The Black House?
More like 'Pimp Obamas pussy crib of love.'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahah
now that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
*fires up shop to get a headstart
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# that's more like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *starts reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
*goes vegetarian immediately*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Barney loves his quiet place
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahah!
"OH NO! THE SPACE-AIR IS GETTING IN! PUT ON YOUR GOGGLES!"

Also: We have a new cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# pictures please! :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Here :D
www.flickr.com/photos/clansoul/2993508782/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# oh! he's ginger?! what a surprise :)
+ he looks a bit like a piggy.

bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh shush, I'm not ginger in real life!
My sister is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# and mom and dad.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# No, just dad
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# What a lovely kitty
I'm off to see the over grown Panthera kitty's shortly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# aww pwecious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# piggy :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Shouldn't Barney have a snorkel?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# nope.
it's his final quiet place.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That sounds very dramatic
have you super glued Barney into a fish tank?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# no.
it's actually a new toy for the fishies
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You throw kittens into your fish tank for the perverse amusement and pleasure of fish?
You are sick and fiendish beyond belief, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# that is true.
but as you can see, there are no fish in the tank. so, it didn't really work according to my plan
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Jesus Christ, this is even more hideous
You throw kittens into a fish tank when there are no fish? Even if I could reason with your fiendish delight of watching kittens being toyed with by some fish, to simply hurl them in when you are uncertain if there will be any, is horrific beyond the nine levels of the inferno


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# say, do you live in Holland by any chance?
you kinda look like my uncle o_O
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Chad
I live in the shade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# come to think about it
my uncle just built a house in the middle of a forest in Latvia. i don't think they have electricity there.. so.. no B3ta :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hey, but he's talking about fish, man.
can you dig it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ever been to a Turkish prison?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i have
but it's no longer turkish.. it's in Akko (Acre), in Israel
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# fucking hell.
Have the squatters stolen more land?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# by squatters you mean me?
heh.. coz it's 20 minutes from my house
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *puts tank on hob*
boiled cat.
my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# do they turn red?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# a bit,
it makes peeling the fur off easier though.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# how about the nails?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fish etc.
(syncmaster, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# RIS?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# It's pretty obvious to everyone else.
Including me.

*gets it*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# grrrr *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# well,
i don't

btw: this compo sucks balls. what happened to the fox in a box revolt?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# it does indeed suck monkey ass
however, at least it's not ANOTHER shop star wars
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's pretty much the same.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I want it to actually be next week's challenge, so I'd prefer it
to not be a revolt. If it is the official challenge next week and the revolt happened this week we'd all be bored of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# nope, i can't spot the difference
www.b3ta.com/board/8890961
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# he's a filthy pearoaster too!
*hacks*
*spits on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i admire the persistence
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# is it teh fear
hanging for her ear?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yes we've seen it before cheers


twat
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Mushroom the musical marmot
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
*glees*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hahah :D
*cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'm listening to New Order
that syncs perfectly to Blue Monday


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hooray
Top Hats.

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Top hats? On animals?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# He's a dapper chap
most entertaining eclectech.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# wooo!! where were you, you genious :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# heh heh heh
patrick moorhen?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Mushroom the musical marmot makes me glee
Woo eclectech :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hehe yay!! :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Pegs?
(dampsquib, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# yay
hi five to y'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# A Bullingdon Club marmot...
though rather well behaved if I may say so...
:-)
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)
# i love this
where have you been? I feel like it's been forever since I saw hide or hair of you around these parts :-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# :]

No LIMES! Plz. D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Pah!
Attack of the 50ft Lime!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# They don't seem to mind :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# That's because the sentinal limes came first
They brainwashed people not to see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I see.
Or don't, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Sweet god in Heaven
*fetches the frying pan*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# You should have found a picture of the Geordie Newcastle for that
so it would be clearer.

But pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Oh no, not this again!
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# You started it
You've only yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah, exactly!
Little bastard, trying to shirk the blame ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# giving the blame a good hard "shirking"
hmm "shirking the blame"

everything really can be a euphemism for masterbation :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Stealing the cement
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Building the Shed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# verbing the noun is a wank euphimism
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# it certainly is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# >:[ I was going to write "Don't use this as an excuse to start LIMES! again"
But I decided to have a little faith.

I was WRONG it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ahh faith..
A God botherer's excuse for lack of evidence.

Now we're going to be inundated with all sorts of little green deities. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ah cripes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# That wouldn't make sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hahah nicely
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# not another fucking lime
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Shut it ;]
This isn't part of any shite bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# OH HAI 3V3R 1!!! wHy DoN't We AlL pOsT lImEs??!! It WiLl Be GrEaT fUn!! RoFfLeCoPtErS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I wonder where "she" went
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I don't know.
You tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# No, it's a place called "Newcastle-under-Lyme", not "OMG THERE IS A LIME IN THE SKY" you silly bint.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# LIME ROCK-OUT!!!


and how am i supposed to tell that's newcastle-under-lyme? (without filenaming) I can post a pretty funny Mount Victoria joke and no one would get it...it's A LIME ROCKOUT BRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!!eleventy!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Discomeats has a post a few posts up
which shows it on Google Maps. Beneath a lime.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# IT'S A LIME IN THE SKY BRING ON THE LIMES!!! MORE LIMES!! LIMES!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I've got no lime pictures to bring on, sadly enough
You've made me sad now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# CR3 saved them for posterity
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/lime/all.php
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# that page
is a never-ending stream of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# how did you make it 3D?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# haha
the word "bint" is seriously underused in modern society.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I couldn't agree more :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Lime Regis, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Nah I have a friend from Newcastle-under-Lyme
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# And?
I have a friend from Lime Regis.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ...
somethings wrong...



That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# So true
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ...

Click to Engorge
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# *groans*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha, i like that. It works in my head :D
woo

*click*

My pastel work got compared to Cezanne
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ning Earl!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hello sir
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I am grand.
Have you seen the popular page? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# yes i have, i have yet to make it on there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I think that is my first time too!
5 more years and I may get an FP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Same here
Sometimes I think my photoshopping probably leaves more to be desired than I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# "Jokes are better than technique"
I think my post proves that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Ah but I have no sense of humour
I have to rely on technique.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Scott ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# you have just worked out who i am from facebook
no, isketch the other night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I fear Young Scott is stalking Old Scott :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# the age gap it bigger then wanted
I don't feel 28, more 16, well that's how old she told me she was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# LOLSTATUTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# This is exactly how Van Gogh ended up in pointilism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Looks like they'd better get out of there while the Gauguin's good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Ouchies
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# That was poor even for you Achie ;)
Ning Sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's house?..
.....Obama's house.


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# unssssssssss unssssssssss unssssssssss unssssssssss unssssssssss unssssssssssunssssssssss unssssssssss
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# k3b/-\b!
lo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# gudday! howzit goin?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# bady..
i'm at work.. and i hate it!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# tick tick BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
.....boooooooooooooooooiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# put it on a car's dashboard
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# They go on the parcel shelf.
Dashboard would be way too distracting.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# YEAHHHH
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Whose
Not who's.

HTH K THX BAI
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# BinDun, but i thought I'd do it anyway


Click the pic, or click here to see it bigger and running some iLife apps.

(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# bwahhahahah!! is that a carboard thing or is it shopped?
it would kick arse over a mac anyday
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Not enough 'smug' to be a real mac
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# the user isn't pictured.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Probably has a latte
and is working on a film script
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# and a croissant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
#
It's a sitcom about a writer writing a film script about writers with mac's.
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Is that a real Mac? :O
;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Sure is
and it only cost me 8 grand
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# top notch
i like the others too
the refection is great
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Sweet lookin' song you made on GarageBand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahah wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i just got an MBP
im on it now. yours looks nicer :(
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# a mockbook
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# i'd like her to bounce my balls
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Think of the teeth, man!
She'd gnash 'em to bits.

Also, am I likely to get flamed if I post my design for a book cover in order to ask for opinions...?

Edit: given how slow the board is, I could probably out run the flaming...

*Thinks of Arnie out running a nuclear explosion in Predator*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Post it in this thread, you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Not in an extisting thread you wouldn't
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Sod it...


All my own photos - one of the perks of writing your own book...

It's over 50kb, but it gets too fuzzy to read at 50.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 100k limit now:P
Pwoar! Check out the crests on that grebe.
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I know, but I can still feel the daggers...
There's someone, somewhere saying 'I've got broadband, but if I had dial-up....'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I thought dial up was something they gave away free with broadband these days?
The restictions were actually later on for capped broadband but with the prices falling it's only effect those with smaller ADSL.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# My granny is still on dial-up
I don't think she browses b3ta though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Wow!
That's gotta cost her more than ADSL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# seriously 100kb limit?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 400kb for animations check da faqqy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# THE FAQ HAS BEEN UPDATED?!?!?! YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
EDIT: FUCK ME UP THE ARSE WITH MY OWN COCK!!! IT HAS!!

but all these huge filesizes are gunna kill my bandwidth and now people are gunna complain at an animation of 401kb...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Nope we were having a big debater about it for an hour or so on here last Sunday.
Then by the afternoon we'd been told it had changed.
To compensate though images will not reload when you refresh (so if you edit an image you'l have to change the filename).
And it now says that peas must go in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# is the cache thing just for b3ta hosted images (or are things more complicated)
i think that is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# A little more complicated I seen to remember.
I believe ther were a lot or worker ants involved and Tia Carrera invovled.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ah yes, the ants that make the internets work
and your sig: that time of year again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# No
I was feeling spontaneous!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# They had to genetically engineer smaller ants
so they could still fit into the fibre optic cables to carry the information.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Bloody hell!
The FAQ has changed!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Oh you're soooo last week sisterrrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Kebab hasn't shagged that/him/her/it ... and isn't likely to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# piss off...me shagging myself is one of my problems.
or do you mean up the arse with my own dick... it is possible....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Not with your little wanger it's not.
Eeeehehe! *scampers away to /v/*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# i said it's possible. get a knife and try it for yourself....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# meh not much of an atchievement.
Now if you try doing via over the shoulder like I do...
:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *sings*
"Can you toss it over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier, does your cock hang lowwwwwwww?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *joins in*
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow? does your cock hang down lowwwwwwwwwwwwww?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Just like being back at school
Ah, how I miss the beatings from the other kids because I didn't have a pair of Nike Air...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I think you'll find it
can you tie it in a knot? can you tie it in a bow?
Can you tie it round your shoulder? Like a regimental soldier.
Does you cock hang low.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# i think every where has it's own variant. I for one learnt balls instead of cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Balls here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yes but you started with cock to fit into the dialog
Go I continued.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# No, I'm just saying I have balls.
I like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I thought we were adapting it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# well then muddling the lyrics is 'adapting'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# nyer nyer nyer-nyer nyer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# It's nicely designed
It wouldn't compel me to pick it up in a shop, but then I'm not exactly your target audience ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# The target audience is somewhat small...
But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# That's coz it's not porn.
Now if he put some great tits on there...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *ba dum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# epic mind piss. same time of posting too :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Cool, but don't forget the spine. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Ah, they do the spine
Better than trying to guess how thick to make it. I just give them the colour and they print the text on it at binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hmm
Pied Wagtail I believe as your cover model, that's a saucy choice. Robin, Jackdaw and Greater Crested Grebe and erm Pink Billed er Ducky.

Can't fault it really, green and yellow are colours that the British associate with all things natural not sure about how that translates into other countries though.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Naaa
He popped a magpie in tattyshop and pressed ctrl I:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Ah yes, the rare Inverse Magpie
They collect rusty and dull objects
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Yeah
Daily Mail journalists mostly:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ah, the translation into other countries is easy:
French: haw-he-haw-he-haw.
German: RAUS, RAUS! SCHNELL, SCHWEINHUND!
Dutch: Hurdy-gurdy.

Oh, hang on, I get you...

The birds are;
Front: White Wagtail Motacilla alba alba (The pied Wagtail is just the British variant).
Back (top to bottom): (European) Robin Always forget the scientific name; Red-crested Pochard Netta rufina; (Western) Jackdaw Corvus monedula and Great Crested Grebe Podiceps cristatus.

It actually scares me I can remember the scientific names...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Is it making up for your lack of success with the none feathered variety?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *cries*
*fwaps over bird book*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# is that a tit on the front cover. everything sells better with a tits on the front cover
but nicely done tony.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Have you ever even seen a tit?
gb2birdlernen
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# the bird or the boobie?
yes to both. in real life too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Here you go, then:
A lovely pair of Great Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Ourrrgh. What a horrible looking site.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# All written in notepad in the most basic of html.
Buy some paintings off of me and I'll pay for someone to make it better...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Mine's all HTML done in notepad too. LINK2PAINTINGSPLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Okeydo
Paintings

main site:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *fwaps*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# booked marked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Nice, but
I'm not so sure about the way the pictures on the back share their border with the edge. Could they have the same yellow border as the front and the box on the lower back?

I guess on the full book, the cover will extend further into the fold that goes inside (whatever that is called).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Ah, just a paperback.
It's not so easy to border the pictures all the way round because of the way they'll cut it - apparently there's a margin of error, so you have to bleed the cover. To get the whole thing inside the edges and safe, there wouldn't be enough room for the text.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Excellent stuff
That will without fail end up on my desk to be added to our library, assuming your publisher sends it to us :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Tell me of your exploits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:26, archived)
# I HAVE NO EXPLOITS :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# i'm going to bed, i've been drawing pretty pictures and my hand is cramped.
night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Drawing circles inside hexagons, wheels within wheels
gilleain.tumblr.com/post/57491635
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# my 3d glasses
are not working
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Slave trade
That's all exploitation I do and it's more of a hobby really.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# remember kids:
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
DRINK FIRST, THEN DRIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Scientifically, depending on the length of your drive
it would be safer to drink and drive at the same time.

Approximately 20 minutes after you've drunk more than the limit is when it will start to affect your driving ability. So as long as you're driving for 20 minutes or less after you've done with the drinking you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Hello you.
I haven't seen you for maybe a year. Welcome back!
I love your animations.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# hey there -
cheers - lovely to be back and nice to see you - its mutual!

i haven't been here for far too long - it's true.

am setting the wheels in motion to change that again - hopefully ;)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# yeah, yeah . . .
yeah . . .that's what you said LAST time! C];0)

www.b3ta.com/board/8466638

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:17, archived)
# INVETIGATION: COMPLETE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# happy birthday, you young fart
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# ok so now I'm wondering what it would feel like to shove that thing back in my ear.
I might write a blog about this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# did your brain fall out again?
ok, i just read all about it. you should mail it to cockweasle or a local minor celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# There's a picture a bit further down
YOU BE THE JUDGE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# yeah, i just saw it and edited my post.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# YOU CAN'T EDIT HISTORY, POSTBEAR
It's shrunk a bit now. I'm keeping it in a plastic lid.

I predict great things for little mister waxball.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:59, archived)
# when the museum of gronkpan opens, it should be the main exhibit.
high on an onyx pedestal, brilliant spotlights beaming down, and in an apothecary jar lined with spun cotton, your little pet waxball.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I think the spotlights might be a bit dangerous
especially with all that cotton around
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:13, archived)
# i know, i'm trying to destroy your world.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:21, archived)
# You're doing a pretty shoddy job, I feel fantastic.
If you're just building me up to tear me down, being able to hear this well is completely awesome, even if it only lasts a day or two.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:25, archived)
# i'm shit at everything, don't feel special.
you should schedule a hearing test, and tell the clinician what happened when you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'm thinking I should get my other ear syringed
sticking my finger in there didn't give the same fantastic results.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# hide something in there before you go see the doctor.
maybe a microchip or a fish tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)
# i found out that it was christina ricci in that photo and the film was called 'buffalo 66'
turns out its a really great film.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Holy crap, violent femmes
I forgot all about them.

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# when i say dance, you'd better dance, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i'm injecting and infecting.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# I thought it was
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, OR YOU MIGHT SPILL YOUR DRINK!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# hello!
that's splendid :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# now thats a costume
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahahahaha something original. Fuck yeah I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# hahaha .....you are a well strange settee
sofa so good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Hurrah for halloween! and robots!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# What?
Halloween? RIS
(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# this is my halloween costume
ps. your costume is a laugh maker, how does your skeleton feel after changing into a couch repeatedly though?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# beat the puny human!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
# damn good work sir!!!!!!
I want an Optimus costume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(angriestangel, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 7:47, archived)
# I need an outfit for NYE
And I so badly want that, it's fricking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Cor,
that's really quite something.
(tomsk, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# thats awesome !
but how did it look after a night on the piss ?
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hmmmm
that is pretty fuckin amazing
(Gabba, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# ALSO:
www.smh.com.au/news/national/the-naked-truth-of-a-shock-jock-duped/2008/10/31/1224956332703.html

I want to find these guys and shake their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# The reason why this is funny is because the culprit got all shades of angry when an artist happened to have naked children in some of his actually very good pieces
yet had pictures of his own children, naked, online.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:15, archived)
# i was wondering what the backstory was.
actually, i wasn't. that was a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)
# FUCKING SHITCUNT PHILISTINES, ALL OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 6:01, archived)
# peter couch?
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# nite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I'd take that back to ikea, if I were you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:46, archived)
# you are chester field.
and you have plush blue batwings.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Obama's easier to shop.








(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
# shuddering photoshop, batman
you have been busy !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# grampa these are wierd n'wonderful
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Woo
I don't know, I think McCain is easy to shop because he makes a lot of odd faces.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# just to let y'know
i'll be voting for boris obama
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# borisama
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:35, archived)
# HE'S HAD A STROKE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# My hearing is suddenly amazing
I'm hearing all sorts of conversations and sounds from outside, and I actually feel more alert.

Fucking hell, I should have spoken to my doctor about my hearing but it seemed normal at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
#
Now that your natural earplug is gone, you'll slowly go deaf like the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# That Bush one is terrifying.
Damn amazing. It's also far more apparent there how retarded Bush is. He's part chimp, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
[challenge entry] PROLOGUE ...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] CHAPTER 1

wallpapery goodness

..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# AMERICA IS GONNA FALL APART
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# run little legs run
too late ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# yay.... b3ta- man will save us
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:29, archived)
# chapter one
in which our hero, the noble patriot elephant, must escape from the badge of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# How does it smell?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Cheesy.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Let's cut it in half and see . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Actually
finely grated sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Fondue time?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# There's a pun there, I can sense it.
Where's Dave The Hat when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Always time for that.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 8:01, archived)
# oh
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# 'Tis not for sharing, only giving
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# i spy a cheese log
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I prefer it melted.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# haha cough splutter...does y'mum know what y'get upto?
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Dunno
but I think she suspected my dad's been using the cheese for a while
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Fucking hell
I just fixed my hearing problem by sticking my finger in my ear.

I pulled out a piece of wax bigger than a pea (I'm not exaggerating). Now it sounds like I have a plastic bag in my pocket whenever I walk around.

It's just the sound of my underpants against my shorts. My hearing hasn't been this good since I fell asleep in a bass bin as a teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# You should really keep that.
It may be valuable, like ambergris or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# It's sitting on my counter, I kind of feel like I should show all my friends
How can I throw it away? It's been a part of me for so long.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I need to make an image.
What should I make?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Liam Neeson culling a Spanish harlem.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I'm not sure, but here's a blurry picture of my earwax next to a teaspoon just in case there was any doubt


I don't think I've ever been proud of something I pulled out my ear before. THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# That's an engorged tick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)
# It's been feasting on his lovely juicy ear wax?
Om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# and yet you haven't moulded it into a tiny penis.
this displeases me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# I won't do anything that might corrupt it from its purest form.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I DEMAND WAXY COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# What's the betting
that ends up as your stats quote.

Edit: haha at the moment mine is "micto micto micto"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i would be pleased if it was.
i love cock and it pays to advertise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:39, archived)
# how did you get the spoon in your ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Nazi giraffes
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Feminist Pot Roast
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Guys sorry I got distracted
these are all good ideas. I drew some giraffes but they displeased me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
# keys.
i'd like to see some keys.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Make a candle
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# a plastic bag?
are you wearing a diaper?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Nom nom n...hey wait a second!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# hang on
he's got something knobbly there, surrounded with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# why use a serving plate?
just serve the cheese off your cock and carry about toast points in your armpits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] <quote> derisive </quote>
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Kuato?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# aaaww
angry dinosaur is angry because his arms aren't quite long enough for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
#
roar
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Hahaha
that actually makes me like him a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I have to admit
I gained a tiny amount of respect for him here for managing to work the word "cunt" into one of his speeches.

How long has b3ta been trying to get "bumsexual" into a newspaper? Johnny McCain beat us all to the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I reckon those POW camps are breeding grounds of passive resistance.
I bet he could work the word "bumsexual" into a conversation about teaspoons, and no-one would even notice if he didn't want them to.
He's kind of a word-ninja, that's what I think I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I'm not sure ninja is the right word, that implies that he somehow assassinates his own speeches. Maybe some sort of word tai-chi master.
FUCK, JOHNNY MCCAIN JUST PUT "ASS ASS" INTO WHAT I JUST SAID

This guy is GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Yeah I agree, there's something of the way of the Tao about his word skills.
OH NO BIG J MAIN-MAN MCCAIN JUST PUT "DVDA" IN THE SUBJECT LINE OF THIS POST
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I kinda like "Now you're a man" by DVDA.
I mean, as far as comedy songs go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# I'm not a fan of comedy songs.
Comedy songs about pears, I mean that's really a problem for me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Yeah, I heard a comedy song about cereal one time
I punched a hole in the wall and there was some chick on the other side who totally got punched in the face by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# It's called collateral damage folks
fricken deal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# OK, I lied.


Click for bigger (55KB)

But I had a shit idea and I had to get it out of my head so I could sleep....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I read that as 'QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIDDDD'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:46, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# YOU BLEW MY COVER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# hey, i got 5 kids to feed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# you blabbed, Quade!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I'M NOT QUAAIID!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# get ready for a surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# haha you think I'm the real Quaid?
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# if you're watching this, that means that they've gotten to me first
and you've got a wet towel around your head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# *midget stripper with an uzi*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:41, archived)
# if you need any help with this one, give me a holler!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Consider this a divorce!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# i'll blow this place and be home in time for cornflakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# See you at the party Richter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# that's for making me come to mars
you know how much i hate this fucking planet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Now this is the plan, get your ass to mars!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:57, archived)
# we hope you enjoyed the ride, haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Come on Cohaagen, you got what you want, give those people EEEAIR!
Now I'm going to bed, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:01, archived)
# 31A, ernie!
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# bad sushi! go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Yeah I know,
I really am gone now. A Time to Kill has finished....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# good.
get some sleep. if you're lucky, you'll dream about me.
if you're really lucky, i'll be dressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# may your dreams be quo-free
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:50, archived)
# May all his dreams be Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# QUO VADIS, ftw


Speaking of epic movies, I started reading Spartacus last night. I don´t regret it.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Liar! Liar! Quo's on fire!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:55, archived)
# i hope to hell that the picture is intentionally unfocused
otherwise i'm way too drunk
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# always nice
to see a bit of Quo
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

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