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# This is the 100th Reflected Loaf (all official like) as requested by / for Redsushi
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I demand crumpets now!
/is very hungry blog
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I've just had Teacakes. Does that help?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Frankly, no.
*pokes with stick*

Did you hear about Clue?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# yes, and it's both good and bad news
I'd rather they got one presenter, and stuck with him/her to make it their own.

And after much thought on this, Mushroom's suggestion of David Dimbleby as a new presenter has grown on me, he'd be perfect. They should consult with him immediately
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hmmm. Interesting.
He would work quite well, I agree; But I think Jack Dee is going to be great at it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# as will Fry, and Brydon, three excellent talents which will bring much good into the world of ISIHAC
but they'll only get short stabs at it and not make it their own, it'll turn into
the radio equivalent of the modern 'Have I got News' with their guest presenters.
For every Brian Blessed they get, they'll also get a fair few duffers :(
Dimbleby for Clue - the campaign starts here!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah, I kind of take on board what you're saying,
but I like the way RB and BC described it on Today this morning as a 'Family', or a 'traveling Rep Company', it most definitely has that feel about it*

Anyhow, overall I'm very glad it's back. Rather made my morning amongst the usual doom and gloom of the news.

*From the recordings I've seen, at least.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# indeed, very much so, it'll be great to have it back in any form!
signed,

Mr. and Mrs. Bennett, they're bringing it back! Why that's GREAT news... And our son,
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# *clutches programme and kazoo from the last gig at Hammersmith to his heart*
*sniff*

I thought it was gone for good.....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *envies your kazoo*



... Matron
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *sits with dialling finger poised for the 3rd of March*
Must. Get. Tickets.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I have been demanding crumpets since I moved here
but there is not a crumpet to be found anywhere.
I may have to unemigrate this God-forsaken crumpetless land.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# (posts crumpets)
Though I cannot guarantee them still to be warm when they arrive…(and the butter might have dribbled a bit)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yay! Finally my deafness can be helped :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# A bready edible deaf aid!
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I love this so much
I am gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# 'take it behind the middle school'
euphemism ahoy!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# That's the mystery of lunch solved.
WOO FOR 100!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# haha yay :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# your stickmen always look so completely satisfied and happy.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I think it's the lopsided smile
coupled with the dynamic, thrusting pose.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Dynamic thrusting poses
are the new "Camden Strut"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I prefer the Stoke Newington Shuffle
It's like a regular shuffle, but it's organic AND free-trade.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# and mostly done by people with
"It's Grim Up North London" square glasses...

Edit: Like this -

EditEdit: Feckin Nathan Barley scum.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# pffft
SN isn't too bad for that tbh, it just has a high proportion of trendy couples with too much interest in organic veggie produce.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah.
Smug gits.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Yes!
Please rush me my CRUMPET TRUMPETS tm by return of mail.
I enclose 25 pounds.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Purchase before the 31st of Febuary
and get a pair of Ear Muffins Free
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Profit :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# *WANTS*
*ORDERS*

*WAITS*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# do they come in any other colours?
raspberry jam perhaps?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Kyyyyyyyyyyle.


Click for bigger (259 kb)


Anyone want to contribute? A friend wants to make a full deck.
Categories are open to suggestion & do not neccesarily need to be consistent (if comedy value outweighs consistency).

Looking for suggestions for categories, mainly, but if you want to crack open photoshop, then please do - but it must contain image of genuine guest on the show (or at least someone who looks like they might be). Feel free to give them ridiculous names, and subtle shoppage if the mood takes you.

Blank card below for anyone who fancies a go.
Click here for customisable blank
EDIT - the font I used on this "example" is Kaggish.
DOUBLE EDIT - Yes, I know it should be "wives". I am an idiot, and this is a mistake born of rush-job.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you're not wrong there..
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# "Wives"
edit: Are you sure you got his crack habit score right? :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# balls.
Yes, you're quite right.
This is only an "example" card, though - so that's my excuse.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# either that
or he's missing an apostrophe... either way it's a egregious error
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Dixon's right.
It should definitely be "wives". I am a twat.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Ooh yeah
Subject: Pain on sound of voice
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
This is very good.

Though I think the punchability category might be a bit redundant.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It looks like he has Feldman's eyes
Anyway have this and I'm off to bed. 'Night B3ta
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Night BA
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# g'nite
*tucks in*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# At least let him get to sleep before you start eating him
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# nn
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Marty always makes me smile


nighty night
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# GET YOUR ASS TO MART
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# This is *so* perfect....
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Wouldn't it be better to have a deck of all the hosts of these shows?
I doubt many people here watch the JK show, and even if they do, there won't be any characters memorable enough to put into card format.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# But we can all make crass assumptions
and be really judgemental about who guests on it without actually having watched it.

Which is what B3ta is all about
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# There's nothing I enjoy more than mocking the less well off
LOL YOUR LIFE FELL APART AND YOU'RE POOR LOL

Oooh, I'm also a fan of rabbling in an ill-informed and self-righteous manner. "Get a jerrrrrrrrb you sponge".

(Excuse my bad mood, I'm tired, bored and feeling really petty)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Then this is the *perfect* place to be....
;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nope..tell the lazy git to do it himself

can't wait for the board to fill up with another shite meme
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Don't have to
'shop 'em if you don't want.

Categories & general suggestions would be fine.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# nope..do it yourself.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# What font did you use? (so they all look more or less the same)
And it might be a good idea if they all got posted here ( in this thread)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# it was
a free font called "Kaggish" I think.
Post where e'r you all feel appropriate.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *rummages*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I always love this.
Who did the one with the colours that was FD'd?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ther ya go


*pretends there's no Kyle logo*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# He's got one ex-wife...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# That's very true.
Forgot that. It's wasn't a real marrage though as she knew he was gay. It's was for his 'public image'
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mindpiss!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# he's got an ex wife
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Nice!
Good work.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaaha
:)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
YES!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
One of my favouritist posts evah.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# This was a challenge topic a year or two ago
Spaz back and you will see tons of them.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ^ oh yea so it was

remembers top kittinz :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *requires proof*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# *proofs with SCIENCE*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# you mean this?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/toptrumps/

Not Kyle Specific, though...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# yea SCIENCE!
I have made a point on not watching any of his shows since before he even braodcast.
I got a poster trying to get an audience at work.

/meassured/weighed/found wanting blog.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Bloody hell
What do you want? Jam on it?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# mofafa did it, them am lully
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Hahah yes
Fluffey 10
Naawty 3
Lully 10
Gentil 9
Mentil 4
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The Cornish space mission went horribly wrong...


De-RIS: second paragraph

My humblest apologies. It's just the first thing that came to mind...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Needs more King Missile.
Specifically, Cheesecake Truck. "Let me just tell you at this point that all these cheesecakes were extremely delicious."
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ah! HAHAHA you beat me to it with King Missile!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# well there's their problem... they've got tanks of smoked salmon loaded onboard...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yup
Sabotaged by the Gravadlax Army.


Cunning blighters, the GA.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hallo, Peoples.
Nearly back. Just time for a quick doodle, then I have to return to production of my comic project and (nsfw) porn.
What's it to be? T or A?

:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# [animal] + tits
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# [sound effect] + tits
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
hhmmmmmm....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hmmm...
S'QUARRELS WITS TOTS?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# squirrelswithtits.com
domain is unregistered, which I find surprising :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# YaY!!!!
...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yays!
return of the jack!

Welcome back m'lad.

I vote A for a change.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# when I say ass, titties, ass and titties, ass ass, titties titties, ass and titties
From DJ Assault's Feminism's Not Dead EP
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Both
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# what about T + A ?
yay ! JJ is back !
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# what about (A*V)/T ?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# need to
add more magenta
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# can we have both please?
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I like your style, sir.
I'd call it 'inclusive', I think....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Tinnitus or Alzheimers?
Seems a bit harsh.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Needs a tat more ass
+1 for the tits ;)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# He's back!
\o/

Edit - nearly back anyhow.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Fill in on your work! :)

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# anime animal porn superb !
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# JAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Woo!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Allo :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# What about Chloe in the TA's:P
EDIT: Thank god you're back! There's been yiffy outbreaks all over the board in your absence!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I've been missing you so much I nearly started making tribute strips!
A please.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# And you're back
Happy to see that.

(Filthy links, just plain filthy :D)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# anal
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# damage
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What's SPECTER?
?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Sumthin secret.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Glees just a little
Secret Chloe shinadigans...?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yay!
Good to see you chap. 'Hope the extra-curricular stuff went well.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Yay!!!
looking forward to more of this sort of thing xD
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)
# *screeeech!1!*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Skaven Face
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# oh FUCK
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pffffft
Ace!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# crikey!
this one nips a bit!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I am not putting my willy in there
no matter how much someone double dares me
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# tripple dare?
:o
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Go on
I'll give you half a Tesco pork pie and a bite of my Curly Wurly
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# put it in here then
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeee!!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# What's up Doc?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Sorry! :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# nice tag line!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sorry Prodge - if you haven't already got me on ignore now's the time ;)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
edit: hahaha I just refreshed and teh quo appeared as if by magic
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Edit: Teh Quo!!!!!!!!! hahaha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Did the plane suddenly turn its interior lights on?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yes the Captian just realised his elementary mistake
"Awww fuck we didn't put the lights on before we took off!"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I'm sure the co-pilot was complaining that they had been flying in the dark!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# He didn't notice as he's blind
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Well at least all the controls were written in Braile
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Well that's the thing it was all in braille
but then the Captian sneezed whilst eating some peanuts and confusion reigned.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
and there were suddenly dozens of other planes on the radar screen
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# radio for the blind is so boring though
dot, dot, two dots, dot, three dots in a row, space, dot
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hehehe dot, dot, two dots, five dots, space, two dots.
LOL!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU?
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'M FINE THANKS
MINE WAS TOO!!

edit: ooh you ninjaing bugger
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :D
faster than the human eye
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# *applauds wildly*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# So does Condy
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Isn't that a flightless airline?
No wonder it crashed
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# They've already ordered a new plane. A safer one.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Cute!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha - I bet its ottomans are half the size also...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# no comment.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hehe

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# :D
very slow two frame animation - press refresh to activate :DD
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# All the stars turned out
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)
# HA!
...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Transformers 2 Promised to be good.. However, the outcome was f*cking awful.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Jesus fucking labourchrist
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Perfectly put, sir
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# woo - has anyone ever done ultra magnus magnusson?
tj: can anyone reccommend some good web hosts? Its only for a personal site, not expecting much traffic etc.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
#
www.coolnicks.net/ host my webshite for nowt 'cause I'm a b3tan :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# doteasy.com
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I liked the first film..
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# yeah its very good.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# The next film has potatobots
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# This is superb.
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# LOL.. what do they do? Turn into Mash?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# No. Chips
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# THIS IS ABSOLUTELY COOL!
Wow and woo
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Turkish Plane Crash @ Amsterdam
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# lolwut?
A guy on a sofa?

This is not teh Quo (or Henry)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# benchnegro is not a meme
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# benchnegro?
This kind of racism has no place on b3ta, thank you.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# It is on a dutch website

but on here, it certainly is not
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
I think as soon as a meme has to be explained...It's died (or wasn't a meme in the first place)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *makes notes*
Do go on...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# To learn more you can get my new book
"Tha Magic of Chutney's approach to modern cutlure and collective transmission & memetics" only £105.95 from all good book shops
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *orders via Amazon Prime*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *Dispatches via Optimus Prime*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is that cheaper?
*investigates*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# That's about $230 AUD. Good value indeed!
*orders eleventy
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Is Svenno dead?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not fat
That's decomposition gas build up
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# O noes, the internet says 'no'.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This reminds me of "Tourist Guy"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# A Dutch meme?
How rare!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# wat raar eh?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Heel raar, maar waar ;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# BANKNEGER

top tip: don't confuse retecool with b3ta
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Mind If I drop This here Then?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This is not a Turkish Delight
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Turkish de-flight?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# He's reading about it in the morning paper
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# No Quo.... fake!
Though the two firemen on the left hand side appear to be enjoying each other's company
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D It's never too "firey" for bum love
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
My local takeaway's vindaloo can play havoc with your bum fun
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Two firemen are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.
Fire Chief: "Just what in the hell is going on here?!"
Fireman: "He was suffering from smoke inhalation, sir!"
Fire Chief: "Then shouldn't you be giving him mouth-to-mouth?
Fireman: "How do you think this shit got started, sir?"

(re-lurks)

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *gives Manic the 'Paddington Hard Stare' *
;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha
:)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Haha - Oh gee...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# thish is amshterdam, we do thingsh differently...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# thish is my partner, and I'm happy to shay, my lover..
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# shmoke and a pancake?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# \o/ for casual racism / national stereotyping
always a winner.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Thats from a sketch show isnt it?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# A Fast one, yes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i would imagine so
my last original idea was in 1997
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# heh.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah... the Steve McClaren Fun Time Hour
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *sells concept to BBC3*
*prophet of dooms*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You sound like Sean Connery
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Damn got in while a was tampering with the image:P
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Has anyone notice that the Quo are there but in disguise?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# disguise in datguy. fo' sho'
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm seeing it as bending the other way a la Quo
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Has a whale crashed into the Thames?

Belated 'ning b3ta. I've been preparing an online rant. Keep your eye on /links just as soon as no.10 approve my petition!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# weeeeeeeeee!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# swoooOOOoosh!
*glees*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Yep, Prodge has officially got the travel bug....
;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# *BANG*
...
...
...
"Pull"

/that's great, Prod.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Splat!
Next time pack a parachute.



This is lovely by the way.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# this site has been blocked..booo! :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# s'only youtube
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yup :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# oh poo
here's a pic
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yep I can dream I can fly
Woo!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# The final moments of Wendy Darling when she realised
after jumping out of her bedroom window that Peter Pan didn't really exist and it had all be a terrible dream.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Cor!
That's grand!

Woo!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yays!
woo!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha
the snuffles are strong in this one.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# The Canines Strike back!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# less strike more quite a stern face licking.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Is he thinking
"I'm so going to hump Yoda's leg in a minute then drag my bum around on some grass and then perhaps find something dead to roll in."
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It's either that or he can sense that Chewbacca is on heat
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# cynocephalus ftw
woof
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# is that somekind of STD?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D Not quite
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ha ha How very odd
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I have no idea what I was thinking when I made that
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ah I remember something about this on television
religious people actually believed these people existed. "We will pray for the dog men!" - "It's a fucking dog you tard!" - "Nay verily it is a dog with a human body!" - "Are you on fucking drugs!"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ...There was a spate of people seeing dog headed people
around the Black Country & North West of England in the 1980s
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Noddy Holder's sideburns can be confusing
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# pfffft
sillies :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Maybe this was just after a screening of X-Men, and they thought that Hugh Jackman needed to be exorcised.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I find this pleasantly calming.
nicely, sir.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# nice fetchy stick :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# awww.....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(plus that's one of my favourite words)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# You entirely bad man!!!
wonderful....
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahaha, you loon :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Obi Wan Kennelobi
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i knew you would come up with one!
hahah!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hehe ;)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# has it even happened yet?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# No, not yet.
*presses detonator*

It has now, though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *retaliates with shock and awe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *is shocked, with not a little awe*
Very effective, if I may say.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Well, we aim to please.
/employee of the the Shitty Fucking Shock Awe Co.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# c/o 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington?
;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Yep 100%!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It's plain to see
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# nah
just a flight of fancy
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# a woman like you's no good for me
/jimmy nail blog
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# is there a quo in this somewhere?
or is it just turkrash?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I can't see Teh Quo,
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# i was looking in the background the figure just left of the tailplane might be.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# And, pray tell, what
did you see?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# well it sortof looks like teh quo.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think its their stunt doubles
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# i think it's a blob
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Why Grandma,
what keen eyes you have.

;-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# all the better to mentally undress you with.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Good God...
From what you say, you are in dire need of getting laid, but things can't be *that* bad....surely?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Well he's a mountain boy. They can get pretty lonely up there.
The trees have only so many holes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# damn right and the fence posts are too splintery. :S
although I may be making my way through the perilous west tomorrow to go claim my new office key at uni...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *Deliverances*
and

*fears*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I don't have a bango, but I do have a didgeridoo.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# You won't be shocked to learn that
your revelation comes as no surprise.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I don't think i've mentioned my lack of banjo before.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# *bokes*
thanks for sharing.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# But it's used in Sydney to pass wind. We all have one
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I'm so glad Australia is a long, long way away.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I was watching this earlier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE

be warned: possibly offensive (the term woggo is used) language and many fart jokes.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Wait til you get to my teeth...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *points*
But....but, they are still in that glass over there...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# RIS? I don't want to push the board down with this so I'll just park this here.

Been listening to the new Prodigy album a lot. It rocks my socks.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Always with the nice arts, Todd!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Pfft, this one's just a not-worth-own-thread scribble.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# aaaaaaagh!! nicely
meanwhile i just got two people to sit through the yourallgay flash thing...

ah i love being irritating.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# nice arts
I must try and catch a liten to the new Prodge album... I went off them in a big way when fat of the land came out... aside from that sweet kool keith track I wasn't impressed.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# The remix version of FOTL wasn't up to much either...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# yeah
to heavy on the R Kelly mashups - I heard.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# *ooooooolaaaaaaaaaaahs*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ha!
this boggles the mind...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# NO
*mindbleaches*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It is lovely. It's like they took the best bits of the previous albums and turned the knobs up to 11.
Nothing can match that amazing rushing feeling I got when I first heard Jilted Generation, though. I was 11 and previously I'd only ever heard my parents' rock and folk collection, and shitty bubblegum pop. I had no idea this kind of music existed, and suddenly a vast new world was open to me and it wanted me to experience it all and I wanted to devour everything it could throw at me.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I got that feeling when I first heard
The Corries... before then all I'd heard was detroit techno, Berlin School, Chicago house and Kylie...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# from what I've heard
there's nothing innovative on there, its an electro house sound akin to Justice or breakbeat like Plump DJs
not saying its bad, just not as revolutionary as the early 90s stuff
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's not much like the Plump DJs, I can tell you.
I do like them, though. Saturday Night Lotion was ace.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I like Plump DJs too.
Moss Bros overcharge for them, though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# exactly
99% of it is the standard Pendulum-esque electro-punk, apart from Warriors Dance which is fucking wicked!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# in other words going back to sounds they used before they where even about...hmmm

there is absolutely nothing innovative about Justice or Plump Djs
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# IRANIANS MUST DIE
I love 'thunder'

Bit let down 'shadow' isnt on it though. I loved that tune in Project gotham 4.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I'm disappointed Wake the Fuck up isn't on it.
I like that one.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# JADE GOODY HAS CANCER!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Leave Jade alone!
She's only thinking of the kids. Which is why they will grow up tramatised by media-hogging her death is all it's inglory!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# i don't quite know what to think of the jade goodie saga.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Well it's a story as shallow as Max Clifford
so there isn't very much to think about it. She's a minor celebrity with cancer and wants to raise money for her children thousands of people are dying with cancer and get very little publicity some of whom may die without very much money at all. Is it more of a tragedy simply because she is slightly famous?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Gee... On that note, Alfie Patten will no doubt say he's got prostate cancer
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# not to mention her new fucking husband getting special dispensation from Jack Straw to attend the wedding,
even though he's on a charge for BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!? fuck me Britain, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!?
good job it wasn't a four year old - else he would have shouted "Four!" - Hull ticket dispensed.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# badum-tish!
it must be said though, the 16 year old was standing outside his house shouting "ha ha, you're knobbing jade goody, bad luck!" and similar such truths.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Don't leave the poor girl alone!
She probably need some cheering up. Put on a good stand up DVD on for her. Maybe some Dennis Leary.

is a bad bad man
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN POISONED BY RUSSIAN AGENTS. CANCER IS JUST A COVER STORY
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# "Old Detroit has a cancer. That cancer is crime!"
send in Robocop to finish her!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Well on Heat magazine it probably is:P
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Slalom's Lot
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Spang!
haha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You big silly!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# At first glance, I thought the title was Stalin's Lot
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
needs more fucking terrifying vampire kids
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - I'm half way through reading that at the moment.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# What . . . ? You've got as far as 'Slalom's'?


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# silly silly silly!
(but I laughed anyway, of course)

'Ow do SirADtHIit1y?

Edit: *scrolls beyond first thread* *sees teapot*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I remember...
...the 70's series with 'Hutch' in it. Proper scary dairy...:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! Spang.


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# 'ning
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# He's holding it in
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oooof HANDBAGS
everyone grab a bag :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# wow this took like six seconds
for me to not give a shit
*edit* is that it?
Nothing else to say for yourself?
Go on, fuck off back to Talk, you poodlepoker
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# and probably longer than that to change it to show the internet you give a shit about it.
go figure eh?

How's 'The Day the Mirth Stood Still' coming along?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# yay!
big up the Norfolk Massive!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hehe :)
*high sixes*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *waves webbed hand in the air*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# This is the best thing on the internet
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# they always blam the fat kid
it always is the fat kid... unless i just ate a can of beans
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I've just finished eating a sausage and cabbage casserole. That'll leave a huge carbon footprint right there!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Won't that be a little hot?
Woo.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# they got metal-kevlar gloves
makes toucing the sun perfectly safe
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# who's on Uranus?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Great balls of fire
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hamsters work good aswell!

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Anyone who doesn't like tea is wrong



(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Tea is a lovely chap
*waves*

"NOW WHERE IS MY CUPPA DAMNIT!"
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *reposts on impulse*

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# y'will
y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Men can't help acting upon Impulse
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# My favourite film and my favourite drink
What more could a girl ask for?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Alien³ is your favourite film?
:(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I *hope* the fair Maiden refers to the original director's cut
which is a superior film
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Actually I'm blushing now because
I really thought that scene was the one from Alien. No Alien3 was pretty fail but the director's cut made it so much better.

But what I meant was the whole Alien Quadrilogy was my favourite set of films.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# huzzah!
also: Alien or Aliens?

/The correct answer here is Alien
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Alien simply because it wasn't as contrived as Aliens
however for sheer action packed explosions and alien killing spree Aliens wins.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Needs more bums
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I love these little anims :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Thanks
I'm enjoying making them. :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# this one never gets old
I applaud your infinite racks of bottoms.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Haha
Top quote :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Yes
Ridley Scott is all of teh win. Also I have a lot
of time for Jean-Pierre Jeunet (& Domenique Pinon,
bien sur) so I can forgive Resurrection.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# really? Resurrection was complete and utter shite.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# That's cinematographically exquisite shite, thank you :P
See Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sorry, but I can't say anything good about AR...
just because he made Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement, doesn't mean that AR was well made....

Jeunet and Joss Whedon should be ashamed of themselves for that film...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Resurrection was a bizarre film
but I welcomed the fact that they had brought Sigourney Weaver back into the film but I was worried about the way they would do it - however it worked pretty well and the idea of Ripley as a hybrid cloned alien/human was really very clever. The hybrid alien at the end of the film didn't work so well for me as you just ended up feeling sorry for it as it got sucked out to space through a tiny hole.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I just thought the whole thing just ended up being far too comic book, and the whole premise cheesy...
it should have just ended at A3 with Ripley's death. If they wanted to do another, just explored new characters elsewhere that somehow encounter aliens. Start from scratch as it were.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Well I think A3 was a bad film and would have been better
had it never been made what would have been better is if Resurrection had been the finale where Ripley and the hybrid Mammalien crashed in the spaceship ending the saga.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# favourite hat?
*smurns*


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# What a darling little cuppa hat you have.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Thanks! It's yours for the taking!
\\o/


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# That's very kind of you
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# It suits you better


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# something expensive, shiny and impractical
probably
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# No doubt ;)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yup
Gwen Stephani expensive, shiny and impractical.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# her shit is bananas
bee ay en ay en ay es!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Well i say impractical but I'm sure I could find a use for her!
The grouting for starters.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I have a cat
that needs strangling
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're not expensive!
C]:0D


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# You calling her cheap?:P
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# No, I'm calling Twiggles cheap
I'm calling Twiggles cheapyou wonky eyed drunkard! Back to your foetid gutter . . . g'wan!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# You seem to have come over all Prince Philip all of a sudden.:O
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :D
I find it hard to think that someone might not like tea - there are lots and lots of different kinds anyway. There's one for everyone.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I like tea, it's lovely
I don't like drinking it though.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I LOVE tea
/I just can't have the 'normal' stuff :(
Nice teapot waving action there, Dave :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# yeah, you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .
you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .C]:0(


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Strawberry and Mango Tea ftw!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# we have a lot of nettles in our garden :D
\o/

Fresh Nettle Tea? yes please!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I think it's good to use garden stuff for tea!
*sips a cup of mint and old sock*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Daisy and Broken Washing Line is a rather heady brew
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I spent a while in Morocco, and the mint tea they have there is the finest tea I've ever tasted.
Delicious stuff.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hell yessum
and you can't find anything similar here for love nor money... there's a Morrocan cafe just around the corner from where I work, they make mint tea by adding a sprig of mint to a linton tea bag.

NO.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I now have to abstain from alcohol and caffeine after soundly thrashing my liver.
This saddens me, as I used to drink obscene amounts of tea and ale. I now make do with several large mugs of decaf tea every day.

Am I correct in thinking that you suffer from cluster headaches and so can't drink caffeine or alcohol either?

:(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# aww bless
My Ikea teapot has cracks all over it :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I don't like tea.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# what a shocker
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# ^this^
Didn't you know that Microsoft own 100% of the world's tea suppliers, FACT.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# yes, they employ people to pick tea in the day time and work the help desk at night.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# bah
the Ubuntu help desk is manned by Nazis in hiding and Red Hat only employ racists.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Dilmah Tea: Do try it.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# what, that I haven't mentioned it before, or the realisation that I am 'wrong'?
speaking of wrong, I liked your 30k post.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You don't like cats, tea or Windows
They kind of go together

and \o/ thank you :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it's microsoft in general. I probably also won't like the next compo,
um what else don't i like...PHYSICISTS, although they're better than chemists...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I don't know any physicists, but I'm off to the chemist's in a few mins
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# ah yes, I don't like the rustleing noise that plastic bags make
and i can't stand people that relentlessly tap their cutlery on their crockery whilst eating.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ok, I'm with you there.
Together with people who can't eat with cutlery without having it scrape against their teeth. Always good to flag these people as bad blowjobbers.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
I just want to give my dad a plastic spoon some days. He also rolls his tounge out before every mouthful AND at the end, about two or three chews before swallowing, he chews with his mouth open.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN??

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Your father and my mother must be destroyed.
I can't be in the same town as her when she eats a banana sandwich

edit: that is not meant to be a euphemism
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# your mum can eat my banana sandwich any day
(I don't like banana sandwiches either...)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Banana sandwiches? That's in the same category as curried egg.
Both are just wrong
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Don't worry
When you reach 40 you might stop playing around with Linux long enough to get out of the house and get laid, moving out will soon follow.

Only a few months to go...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# hahahah thanks for the advice!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# so basically
you're applying reductionism to whether you like someone.

flippin mathematicians.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# correct. Hence I rather fancy a bird that I'm going to have an office near...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# how silly
*puts kettle on*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hee hee!
You're wearing a kettle!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Tea is smelly piss yuck
I can't stand the stuff, if I want a slightly bitter odd tasting hot brown drink I will drink coffee thank you very much, ta, your welcome, innit.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# you're not a linux fan girl are you, if so, would you like my number?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *ignores*
C];0)


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I don't like tea OR coffee.
Most people I tell this to give me odd looks.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Here . . .
*passes big box full of odd looks*


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Ooooo
I like this one, it's sort of a frown an an amazed goggle at the same time.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# fair enough
have a bovril then
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# NO WAI!
Not since they made it vege-fucking-tarian!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# OMG
*kills self*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I believe they recently reverted to the old recipe.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# yay!
*unkills self*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# TOO LATE!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hurray!
for common sense over blind stoopidity!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ^This
Agreed...plain wrong...*shakes head*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ah, delicious life-giving tea...
*waves back*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hello D!
Long time!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Indeed!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Then I must be wrong. :(
*goes to make cawfee*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# wheeeeee!
he looks more like hes going 'come on have a go if you think yer hard enough' though
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# He's about to BLAAAAAAAAARRB! that's all


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# awww i'm drinking a cup of coffee
and now you've made me feel guilty :(

very woo though
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Coffee is good, too
tooif it's PROPER!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I endorse ^this^ message
100%
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I much prefer coffee. Machiatos are the way to go!
And affogatos on a hot summer's day.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# YES !
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# I jest... but you know they are planning it


This has made me feel dirtier than anything I've ever done.

I'm off for a bath and to flog myself for an hour
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# oh god I hope 'they' don't :(
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# It really wouldn't surprise me.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# they'd better not, or Archie here will go postal on Hollywood
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# It's not on this list
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *phew*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Thats a great tag.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Straight-to-DVD horror!
I don't really know what all the fuss about Will Ferrell is because for me he just isn't that funny, or am I the only one who feels that? Perhaps I should watch more stupid American wacky zany ker-azy comedy.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# He's rubbish
I quite liked Anchorman, but that was more of a 'despite Will Ferrell' situation.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# He's a titan of comedy when compared to Adam Sandler
but even then, he still ain't wacky crazy funny
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Adam Sandler is shit, no doubt.
But there seems to be a whole batch of crap American straight-to-dvd comedians - Jack Black is pretty shit too even though he started out pretty promising.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# As I've said here before, it's high time the Zucker Bros. started 'proper' comedy writing again
- find their 'comedy gold' streak again, and rounded up all the (albeit ageing) cast for a third Airplane! film
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I heartily endorse this proposal
do it quickly before Leslie Neilson's gets stuck in an expression of leathery surprise.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I enjoyed Elf despite myself
Zooey Daschenel helped

Same with Anchorman... it's the supporting cast that make him funny
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# reminds me of:
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Woo!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# 5 years, 10 months, 30 days, 30,000 posts... :D
And they said this day would never come!


click for Biggles (sfw)


I love you all -- except you *points*

(thanks to Freebs for my face)

/gets_all_emotional.blog
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *awards b3ta medal of honour*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Many thanks
I shall pin it to my pants
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# WOOHOO!
*sings*

Congratulations, and celebrations,
And babies with teeth dancing with badgers that are on fire ...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# these are all things that I would hope for
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# ^_^
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# OH EM GEE!!
Congratulations Prof :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *hugs*
thanks
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# nice arse!
Congrats
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# cheers
it's not mine - it was being chased by a seagull in the google image search for swimming trunks I think
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# woo
congrats sir! :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D
thanks madam
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Congrats!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :)
cheers

I bet this is getting tedious, I shouldn't have started replying to everyone's posts. Sorry.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# you am legend
congrachulashuns
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :)
posted before 11 as requested... I was thinking we should try and hit up Doc G and see if we can get him back on the board for a bit. I miss that monkey
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Sid?


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# thankee
I seed Flowepot last night, can't believe everyone is still here...maybe if Doc escaped he's happy in his new life and we shouldn't drag him back down
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# NO!
no one leaves... or dies.

Probably though - I think freebs still speaks with him sometimes. From what I hear he's happier in the real world.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *twitches*
.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# *applause*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# congrats fella :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# cheers matey
how are ya?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# very well, ta :)
Hope the same can be said for you
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# good show
I'm good - was pleased to hear ISIHAC is coming back.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# indeed :)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! The man with 6 brains!
Cop-out on teh nekkid but CONGRATULATIONS!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# soz rock (also thanks)
I just couldn't get my act together on an nekkid picture - I'll make plans for 35k or something.

if it's any consolation, someone caught me photoshopping a gay man out of the muscles and couldn't even bring themselves to ask what I was doing.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Congrats!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# thanks -
I can finally start posting properly again.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# SeEeEeEeEeEeEeXXXY!!


(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I know
it's a fairly good likeness too.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That';s no moon
congrats! :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
I was playing Force Unleashed last night - I think that's what's given me this hangover.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# congratumalatuions!
But I'll save the CFB til hometime.... just in case
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# you're missing out...
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it's perfectly safe - there's a bit of arse
but it's very clearly not pr()n
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# oooh, grats prof!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# thank you very much
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Keep this up
and it's only another thirteen years until you hit the magical 100,000 post mark :-)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *shudders*
hopefully it won't come to that
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Awesome
Sexy
Glorious
Hallelujah
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *blushes*
it's not really me you know
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I AM ALL THE JEALOUSES BECAUSE OF YOUR DEVO TICKETS :(
*glum*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Congratulations and welcome to the club! :D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# yay \o/
congratumalations to you too
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Thats just over 13 posts a day every day for nearly 6 years.
Do you have OCD?

At my rate of posting it would take me 24 years to achieve that figure.

Everyone else was being to postive, I am too grumpy for positive this morning.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# all day shifting between 9 and 5 Monday to Friday
... also - I took about 2 years off.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
thanks...

and I'm spent.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
That's a huge milestone. Have a woo and a hearty Congrats from me!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Congratumalations!
:)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# yay
I shall have to send Doc this thread!!!!


:D


/relurks
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# confusing and arousing
well done
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Di one go out to da BLD - for slapping me yesterday and telling me to do it again
Hope this is more pleasing, dear viewers:



CFB
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# is that rain?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# No.
It's Walthamstow.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Why
is it always Walthamstow in your images?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Have you got S.A.D?
*gets umbrella and antidepressants*

:D
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Oh no. I love the rain.
I'm an incurable romantic. Rain can only ever add atmosphere*.



*Tsunamis not included.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# also
I used to have to spend my summer holidays in Jedburgh in October... the rain makes me feel like I'm on holiday.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Yes!
Much vivider.

Oh and I don't slap, btw - I reprimand. ;)
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# You slapped me and told me to stop crying or you'd make me cry.
*cowers*
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Don't make me come over there!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# this is some of the best rain I've seen you do
woo yay
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Mercy mon sewer.
And congratumalationisms on your 30k (see above)!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Contrived wierd for the sake of being wierd 'ning!


Yes that is the Sydney Banana Opera House.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I like
the invisible shark bestest
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# and there I was thinking it wasn't real.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It's real
just invisible is all
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ning
very Megacity one. And very good.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# top stuff!
'nings everyone!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I had a banana with my breakfast this morning
it wasn't as big as an opera house, but - you know - it was big for a banana... or a pencil, it would have been a big pencil.

also - I have a hangover which is strange because I didn't drink anything last night... maybe I didn't drink ANYTHING and I'm slowly turning into sand from the inside out.

also - woo and yay - I like this style.

also 1
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# yays
How bizarre. I've been using tattyshop for about 10 years and I've never had a program error until now!
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# You should turn that bridge into a toast rack

(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It's called the coathanger here.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Haha
Do that then
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I love this.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ooh that reminds me of Chopper series from 2000ad
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# cor
i especially like the armoured pedal pushers
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

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