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This is the 100th Reflected Loaf (all official like) as requested by / for Redsushi

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)

I demand crumpets now!

/is very hungry blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

I've just had Teacakes. Does that help?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

Frankly, no.

*pokes with stick*

Did you hear about Clue?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)

yes, and it's both good and bad news

I'd rather they got one presenter, and stuck with him/her to make it their own.

And after much thought on this, Mushroom's suggestion of David Dimbleby as a new presenter has grown on me, he'd be perfect. They should consult with him immediately

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

Hmmm. Interesting.

He would work quite well, I agree; But I think Jack Dee is going to be great at it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

as will Fry, and Brydon, three excellent talents which will bring much good into the world of ISIHAC

but they'll only get short stabs at it and not make it their own, it'll turn into
the radio equivalent of the modern 'Have I got News' with their guest presenters.
For every Brian Blessed they get, they'll also get a fair few duffers :(
Dimbleby for Clue - the campaign starts here!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yeah, I kind of take on board what you're saying,

but I like the way RB and BC described it on Today this morning as a 'Family', or a 'traveling Rep Company', it most definitely has that feel about it*

Anyhow, overall I'm very glad it's back. Rather made my morning amongst the usual doom and gloom of the news.

*From the recordings I've seen, at least.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

indeed, very much so, it'll be great to have it back in any form!

signed,

Mr. and Mrs. Bennett, they're bringing it back! Why that's GREAT news... And our son,

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)

*clutches programme and kazoo from the last gig at Hammersmith to his heart*

*sniff*

I thought it was gone for good.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

*envies your kazoo*

... Matron

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

*sits with dialling finger poised for the 3rd of March*

Must. Get. Tickets.

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)

I have been demanding crumpets since I moved here

but there is not a crumpet to be found anywhere.
I may have to unemigrate this God-forsaken crumpetless land.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)

(posts crumpets)

Though I cannot guarantee them still to be warm when they arrive…(and the butter might have dribbled a bit)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Yay! Finally my deafness can be helped :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

A bready edible deaf aid!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)

I love this so much

I am gonna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

'take it behind the middle school'

euphemism ahoy!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

That's the mystery of lunch solved.

WOO FOR 100!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

haha yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)

your stickmen always look so completely satisfied and happy.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)

I think it's the lopsided smile

coupled with the dynamic, thrusting pose.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

Dynamic thrusting poses

are the new "Camden Strut"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)

I prefer the Stoke Newington Shuffle

It's like a regular shuffle, but it's organic AND free-trade.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)

and mostly done by people with

"It's Grim Up North London" square glasses...

Edit: Like this -

EditEdit: Feckin Nathan Barley scum.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)

pffft

SN isn't too bad for that tbh, it just has a high proportion of trendy couples with too much interest in organic veggie produce.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)

Yeah.

Smug gits.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

This is a thing of beauty :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

Yes!

Please rush me my CRUMPET TRUMPETS tm by return of mail.
I enclose 25 pounds.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)

Purchase before the 31st of Febuary

and get a pair of Ear Muffins Free

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)

Profit :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

*WANTS*

*ORDERS*

*WAITS*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)

do they come in any other colours?

raspberry jam perhaps?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)

Kyyyyyyyyyyle.

Click for bigger (259 kb)

Anyone want to contribute? A friend wants to make a full deck.
Categories are open to suggestion & do not neccesarily need to be consistent (if comedy value outweighs consistency).

Looking for suggestions for categories, mainly, but if you want to crack open photoshop, then please do - but it must contain image of genuine guest on the show (or at least someone who looks like they might be). Feel free to give them ridiculous names, and subtle shoppage if the mood takes you.

Blank card below for anyone who fancies a go.
Click here for customisable blank
EDIT - the font I used on this "example" is Kaggish.
DOUBLE EDIT - Yes, I know it should be "wives". I am an idiot, and this is a mistake born of rush-job.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)

you're not wrong there..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

"Wives"

edit: Are you sure you got his crack habit score right? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

balls.

Yes, you're quite right.
This is only an "example" card, though - so that's my excuse.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)

either that

or he's missing an apostrophe... either way it's a egregious error

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

Dixon's right.

It should definitely be "wives". I am a twat.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)

Ooh yeah

Subject: Pain on sound of voice

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

Haha

This is very good.

Though I think the punchability category might be a bit redundant.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)

It looks like he has Feldman's eyes

Anyway have this and I'm off to bed. 'Night B3ta

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)

Night BA

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

g'nite

*tucks in*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

At least let him get to sleep before you start eating him

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)

sweet dreams jelly bean

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

Marty always makes me smile

nighty night

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)

GET YOUR ASS TO MART

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)

This is *so* perfect....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)

Wouldn't it be better to have a deck of all the hosts of these shows?

I doubt many people here watch the JK show, and even if they do, there won't be any characters memorable enough to put into card format.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)

But we can all make crass assumptions

and be really judgemental about who guests on it without actually having watched it.

Which is what B3ta is all about

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)

There's nothing I enjoy more than mocking the less well off

LOL YOUR LIFE FELL APART AND YOU'RE POOR LOL

Oooh, I'm also a fan of rabbling in an ill-informed and self-righteous manner. "Get a jerrrrrrrrb you sponge".

(Excuse my bad mood, I'm tired, bored and feeling really petty)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)

Then this is the *perfect* place to be....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)

nope..tell the lazy git to do it himself

can't wait for the board to fill up with another shite meme

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)

Don't have to

'shop 'em if you don't want.

Categories & general suggestions would be fine.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)

nope..do it yourself.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

What font did you use? (so they all look more or less the same)

And it might be a good idea if they all got posted here ( in this thread)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)

it was

a free font called "Kaggish" I think.
Post where e'r you all feel appropriate.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)

*rummages*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)

I always love this.

Who did the one with the colours that was FD'd?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

ther ya go

*pretends there's no Kyle logo*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

He's got one ex-wife...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)

That's very true.

Forgot that. It's wasn't a real marrage though as she knew he was gay. It's was for his 'public image'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mindpiss!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

he's got an ex wife

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)

Nice!

Good work.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)

...

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:35, archived)

Hahaaha

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)

...

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)

Hahahahaha

YES!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)

One of my favouritist posts evah.

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)

This was a challenge topic a year or two ago

Spaz back and you will see tons of them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)

^ oh yea so it was

remembers top kittinz :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)

*requires proof*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

*proofs with SCIENCE*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)

you mean this?

www.b3ta.com/challenge/toptrumps/

Not Kyle Specific, though...

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)

yea SCIENCE!

I have made a point on not watching any of his shows since before he even braodcast.
I got a poster trying to get an audience at work.

/meassured/weighed/found wanting blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

Bloody hell

What do you want? Jam on it?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)

mofafa did it, them am lully

www.mofaha.com/topkittins1.asp

www.mofaha.com/topkittins2.asp

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)

Hahah yes

Fluffey 10
Naawty 3
Lully 10
Gentil 9
Mentil 4

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)

The Cornish space mission went horribly wrong...

De-RIS: second paragraph

My humblest apologies. It's just the first thing that came to mind...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)

Needs more King Missile.

Specifically, Cheesecake Truck. "Let me just tell you at this point that all these cheesecakes were extremely delicious."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

Ah! HAHAHA you beat me to it with King Missile!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

well there's their problem... they've got tanks of smoked salmon loaded onboard...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

Yup

Sabotaged by the Gravadlax Army.

Cunning blighters, the GA.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hallo, Peoples.

Nearly back. Just time for a quick doodle, then I have to return to production of my comic project and (nsfw) porn .
What's it to be? T or A?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)

[animal] + tits

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

[sound effect] + tits

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

ha ha ha

hhmmmmmm....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)

hmmm...

S'QUARRELS WITS TOTS?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

squirrelswithtits.com

domain is unregistered, which I find surprising :)

(chippy time travel agents, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)

YaY!!!!

...

(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

yays!

return of the jack!

Welcome back m'lad.

I vote A for a change.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)

Yes please.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

when I say ass, titties, ass and titties, ass ass, titties titties, ass and titties

From DJ Assault's Feminism's Not Dead EP

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

Both

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)

what about T + A ?

yay ! JJ is back !

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)

what about (A*V)/T ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

need to

add more magenta

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

can we have both please?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

I like your style, sir.

I'd call it 'inclusive', I think....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

Tinnitus or Alzheimers?

Seems a bit harsh.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)

Needs a tat more ass

+1 for the tits ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)

He's back!

\o/

Edit - nearly back anyhow.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

Fill in on your work! :)

(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

anime animal porn superb !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)

JAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)

Allo :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)

What about Chloe in the TA's:P

EDIT: Thank god you're back! There's been yiffy outbreaks all over the board in your absence!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)

I've been missing you so much I nearly started making tribute strips!

A please.

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Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)

And you're back

Happy to see that.

(Filthy links, just plain filthy :D)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

anal

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

damage

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)

What's SPECTER?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)

Sumthin secret.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)

Glees just a little

Secret Chloe shinadigans...?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Yay!

Good to see you chap. 'Hope the extra-curricular stuff went well.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)

Yay!!!

looking forward to more of this sort of thing xD

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 18:35, archived)

*screeeech!1!*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

Skaven Face

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)

oh FUCK

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

Pffffft

Ace!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

crikey!

this one nips a bit!

(chippy time travel agents, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

I am not putting my willy in there

no matter how much someone double dares me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

tripple dare?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)

Go on

I'll give you half a Tesco pork pie and a bite of my Curly Wurly

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

put it in here then

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)

bleeeeeeeeeeee!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)

What's up Doc?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)

Sorry! :(

(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)

nice tag line!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)

Sorry Prodge - if you haven't already got me on ignore now's the time ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

Hahaha

edit: hahaha I just refreshed and teh quo appeared as if by magic

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)

Hahaha

Edit: Teh Quo!!!!!!!!! hahaha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

Did the plane suddenly turn its interior lights on?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)

Yes the Captian just realised his elementary mistake

"Awww fuck we didn't put the lights on before we took off!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

I'm sure the co-pilot was complaining that they had been flying in the dark!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

He didn't notice as he's blind

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

Well at least all the controls were written in Braile

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

Well that's the thing it was all in braille

but then the Captian sneezed whilst eating some peanuts and confusion reigned.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

and there were suddenly dozens of other planes on the radar screen

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)

radio for the blind is so boring though

dot, dot, two dots, dot, three dots in a row, space, dot

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

hehehe dot, dot, two dots, five dots, space, two dots.

LOL!

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Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

HOW DARE YOU?

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)

I'M FINE THANKS

MINE WAS TOO!!

edit: ooh you ninjaing bugger

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)

faster than the human eye

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)

*applauds wildly*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

So does Condy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

haha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)

:-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

Isn't that a flightless airline?

No wonder it crashed

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

They've already ordered a new plane. A safer one.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha

Cute!

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xandmi, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha - I bet its ottomans are half the size also...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

no comment.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)

hehe

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)

very slow two frame animation - press refresh to activate :DD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

All the stars turned out

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:45, archived)

HA!

...

(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)

Transformers 2 Promised to be good.. However, the outcome was f*cking awful.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

Jesus fucking labourchrist

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

Perfectly put, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

woo - has anyone ever done ultra magnus magnusson?

tj: can anyone reccommend some good web hosts? Its only for a personal site, not expecting much traffic etc.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

www.coolnicks.net/ host my webshite for nowt 'cause I'm a b3tan :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

doteasy.com

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

I liked the first film..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)

yeah its very good.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

The next film has potatobots

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)

This is superb.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)

LOL.. what do they do? Turn into Mash?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)

No. Chips

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY COOL!

Wow and woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

Turkish Plane Crash @ Amsterdam

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

lolwut?

A guy on a sofa?

This is not teh Quo (or Henry)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

Benchnegro it's a meme

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2849/bankneger111wt9.gif&imgrefurl=http://forum.gamez.nl/lofiversion/index.php/t1773.html&usg=__yfCZJslrwIGqbLTYEfGS-O6i1Vk=&h=139&w=324&sz=104&hl=en&start=4&sig2=QvdPowMH-tJAmm1Rno8W2w&um=1&tbnid=Z8-TLrg7hQfI3M:&tbnh=51&tbnw=118&ei=TCelSdaRD4PL-AazybyiBg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbankneger%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

benchnegro is not a meme

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)

benchnegro?

This kind of racism has no place on b3ta, thank you.

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Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)

It is on a dutch website

but on here, it certainly is not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)

I think as soon as a meme has to be explained...It's died (or wasn't a meme in the first place)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

*makes notes*

Do go on...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

To learn more you can get my new book

"Tha Magic of Chutney's approach to modern cutlure and collective transmission & memetics" only £105.95 from all good book shops

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)

*orders via Amazon Prime*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

*Dispatches via Optimus Prime*

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)

Is that cheaper?

*investigates*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)

That's about $230 AUD. Good value indeed!

*orders eleventy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)

Is Svenno dead?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

he's not fat

That's decomposition gas build up

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)

O noes, the internet says 'no'.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

This reminds me of "Tourist Guy"

images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=3&q=tourist+guy&btnG=Search+images

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

A Dutch meme?

How rare!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

wat raar eh?

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Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)

Heel raar, maar waar ;-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)

BANKNEGER

top tip: don't confuse retecool with b3ta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)

Mind If I drop This here Then?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

This is not a Turkish Delight

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

Turkish de-flight?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

He's reading about it in the morning paper

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)

No Quo.... fake!

Though the two firemen on the left hand side appear to be enjoying each other's company

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

:D It's never too "firey" for bum love

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

Oh I don't know...

My local takeaway's vindaloo can play havoc with your bum fun

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

Two firemen are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.

Fire Chief: "Just what in the hell is going on here?!"
Fireman: "He was suffering from smoke inhalation, sir!"
Fire Chief: "Then shouldn't you be giving him mouth-to-mouth?
Fireman: "How do you think this shit got started, sir?"

(re-lurks)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

hehe

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

*gives Manic the 'Paddington Hard Stare' *

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

ha ha

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

Haha - Oh gee...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

thish is amshterdam, we do thingsh differently...

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new_matt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

thish is my partner, and I'm happy to shay, my lover..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

shmoke and a pancake?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)

\o/ for casual racism / national stereotyping

always a winner.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

Thats from a sketch show isnt it?

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harpski, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)

A Fast one, yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

i would imagine so

my last original idea was in 1997

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new_matt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

heh.

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harpski, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)

Yeah... the Steve McClaren Fun Time Hour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)

*sells concept to BBC3*

*prophet of dooms*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)

You sound like Sean Connery

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)

Damn got in while a was tampering with the image:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

Yes.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

Has anyone notice that the Quo are there but in disguise?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

disguise in datguy. fo' sho'

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

I'm seeing it as bending the other way a la Quo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

Has a whale crashed into the Thames?

Belated 'ning b3ta. I've been preparing an online rant. Keep your eye on /links just as soon as no.10 approve my petition!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)

weeeeeeeeee!

[biggerer]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)

swoooOOOoosh!

*glees*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

Yep, Prodge has officially got the travel bug....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

*BANG*

...
...
...
"Pull"

/that's great, Prod.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

Splat!

Next time pack a parachute.

This is lovely by the way.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

That's lovely

Is it the fucking terrifying vampire kid from Salem's Lot?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

this site has been blocked..booo! :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

s'only youtube

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

yup :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)

oh poo

here's a pic

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)

Yep I can dream I can fly

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

The final moments of Wendy Darling when she realised

after jumping out of her bedroom window that Peter Pan didn't really exist and it had all be a terrible dream.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

Cor!

That's grand!

Woo!
Lovely!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

yays!

woo!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

Haha

the snuffles are strong in this one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

The Canines Strike back!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

less strike more quite a stern face licking.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

Is he thinking

"I'm so going to hump Yoda's leg in a minute then drag my bum around on some grass and then perhaps find something dead to roll in."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

It's either that or he can sense that Chewbacca is on heat

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

cynocephalus ftw

woof

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

is that somekind of STD?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

:D Not quite

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynocephaly

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

ha ha How very odd

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

I have no idea what I was thinking when I made that

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

Ah I remember something about this on television

religious people actually believed these people existed. "We will pray for the dog men!" - "It's a fucking dog you tard!" - "Nay verily it is a dog with a human body!" - "Are you on fucking drugs!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

...There was a spate of people seeing dog headed people

around the Black Country & North West of England in the 1980s

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

Noddy Holder's sideburns can be confusing

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

pfffft

sillies :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

Maybe this was just after a screening of X-Men, and they thought that Hugh Jackman needed to be exorcised.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

I find this pleasantly calming.

nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

nice fetchy stick :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

awww.....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

SPANG!!!

(plus that's one of my favourite words)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

You entirely bad man!!!

wonderful....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

hahahahaha, you loon :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

Obi Wan Kennelobi

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

i knew you would come up with one!

hahah!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)

hehe ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)

Too soon?

(voodo_kinky, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

has it even happened yet?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Pffft!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

No, not yet.

*presses detonator*

It has now, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

*retaliates with shock and awe

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

*is shocked, with not a little awe*

Very effective, if I may say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

Well, we aim to please.

/employee of the the Shitty Fucking Shock Awe Co.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

c/o 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

Yep 100%!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

It's plain to see

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

nah

just a flight of fancy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

a woman like you's no good for me

/jimmy nail blog

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Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)

is there a quo in this somewhere?

or is it just turkrash?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

I can't see Teh Quo,

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

i was looking in the background the figure just left of the tailplane might be.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

And, pray tell, what

did you see?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

well it sortof looks like teh quo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)

I think its their stunt doubles

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

i think it's a blob

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

Why Grandma,

what keen eyes you have.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

all the better to mentally undress you with.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

Good God...

From what you say, you are in dire need of getting laid, but things can't be *that* bad....surely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)

Well he's a mountain boy. They can get pretty lonely up there.

The trees have only so many holes.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

damn right and the fence posts are too splintery. :S

although I may be making my way through the perilous west tomorrow to go claim my new office key at uni...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)

*Deliverances*

and

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

I don't have a bango, but I do have a didgeridoo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

You won't be shocked to learn that

your revelation comes as no surprise.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)

I don't think i've mentioned my lack of banjo before.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)

*bokes*

thanks for sharing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)

But it's used in Sydney to pass wind. We all have one

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

I'm so glad Australia is a long, long way away.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)

I was watching this earlier

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE

be warned: possibly offensive (the term woggo is used) language and many fart jokes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

Wait til you get to my teeth...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

*points*

But....but, they are still in that glass over there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)

RIS? I don't want to push the board down with this so I'll just park this here.

Been listening to the new Prodigy album a lot. It rocks my socks.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

Always with the nice arts, Todd!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

Pfft, this one's just a not-worth-own-thread scribble.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

aaaaaaagh!! nicely

meanwhile i just got two people to sit through the yourallgay flash thing...

ah i love being irritating.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hehehe

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

nice arts

I must try and catch a liten to the new Prodge album... I went off them in a big way when fat of the land came out... aside from that sweet kool keith track I wasn't impressed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

The remix version of FOTL wasn't up to much either...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

yeah

to heavy on the R Kelly mashups - I heard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

*ooooooolaaaaaaaaaaahs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

ha!

this boggles the mind...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

*mindbleaches*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

It is lovely. It's like they took the best bits of the previous albums and turned the knobs up to 11.

Nothing can match that amazing rushing feeling I got when I first heard Jilted Generation, though. I was 11 and previously I'd only ever heard my parents' rock and folk collection, and shitty bubblegum pop. I had no idea this kind of music existed, and suddenly a vast new world was open to me and it wanted me to experience it all and I wanted to devour everything it could throw at me.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

I got that feeling when I first heard

The Corries... before then all I'd heard was detroit techno, Berlin School, Chicago house and Kylie...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)

from what I've heard

there's nothing innovative on there, its an electro house sound akin to Justice or breakbeat like Plump DJs
not saying its bad, just not as revolutionary as the early 90s stuff

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)

It's not much like the Plump DJs, I can tell you.

I do like them, though. Saturday Night Lotion was ace.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

I like Plump DJs too.

Moss Bros overcharge for them, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)

exactly

99% of it is the standard Pendulum-esque electro-punk, apart from Warriors Dance which is fucking wicked!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

in other words going back to sounds they used before they where even about...hmmm

there is absolutely nothing innovative about Justice or Plump Djs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)

IRANIANS MUST DIE

I love 'thunder'

Bit let down 'shadow' isnt on it though. I loved that tune in Project gotham 4.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)

I'm disappointed Wake the Fuck up isn't on it.

I like that one.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)

JADE GOODY HAS CANCER!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

Leave Jade alone!

She's only thinking of the kids. Which is why they will grow up tramatised by media-hogging her death is all it's inglory!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

i don't quite know what to think of the jade goodie saga.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

Well it's a story as shallow as Max Clifford

so there isn't very much to think about it. She's a minor celebrity with cancer and wants to raise money for her children thousands of people are dying with cancer and get very little publicity some of whom may die without very much money at all. Is it more of a tragedy simply because she is slightly famous?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

Gee... On that note, Alfie Patten will no doubt say he's got prostate cancer

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)

not to mention her new fucking husband getting special dispensation from Jack Straw to attend the wedding,

even though he's on a charge for BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!? fuck me Britain, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!?!?!

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Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)

BEATING A 16 YEAR OLD WITH A GOLF CLUB?!?!?!?

good job it wasn't a four year old - else he would have shouted "Four!" - Hull ticket dispensed.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)

badum-tish!

it must be said though, the 16 year old was standing outside his house shouting "ha ha, you're knobbing jade goody, bad luck!" and similar such truths.

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Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

Don't leave the poor girl alone!

She probably need some cheering up. Put on a good stand up DVD on for her. Maybe some Dennis Leary.

is a bad bad man

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN POISONED BY RUSSIAN AGENTS. CANCER IS JUST A COVER STORY

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)

"Old Detroit has a cancer. That cancer is crime!"

send in Robocop to finish her!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

Well on Heat magazine it probably is:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)

Slalom's Lot

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Spang!

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

You big silly!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

At first glance, I thought the title was Stalin's Lot

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

hahahaha!

needs more fucking terrifying vampire kids

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

ha ha ha - I'm half way through reading that at the moment.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

What . . . ? You've got as far as 'Slalom's'?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

silly silly silly!

(but I laughed anyway, of course)

'Ow do SirADtHIit1y?

Edit: *scrolls beyond first thread* *sees teapot*

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

I remember...

...the 70's series with 'Hutch' in it. Proper scary dairy...:D

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Ninj, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha! Spang.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

He's holding it in

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Arf!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

oooof HANDBAGS

everyone grab a bag :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

wow this took like six seconds

for me to not give a shit
*edit* is that it?
Nothing else to say for yourself?
Go on, fuck off back to Talk, you poodlepoker

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

and probably longer than that to change it to show the internet you give a shit about it.

go figure eh?

How's 'The Day the Mirth Stood Still' coming along?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

yay!

big up the Norfolk Massive!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)

hehe :)

*high sixes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

*waves webbed hand in the air*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

This is the best thing on the internet

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WormuIus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)

TOAP!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)

they always blam the fat kid

it always is the fat kid... unless i just ate a can of beans

(munzor in the jungle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

I've just finished eating a sausage and cabbage casserole. That'll leave a huge carbon footprint right there!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

Won't that be a little hot?

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

they got metal-kevlar gloves

makes toucing the sun perfectly safe

(munzor in the jungle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

who's on Uranus?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

Great balls of fire

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hamsters work good aswell!

(Fly Projector, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)

Anyone who doesn't like tea is wrong

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

Tea is a lovely chap

*waves*

"NOW WHERE IS MY CUPPA DAMNIT!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

*reposts on impulse*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

y'will

y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will y'will!
Hahaha! Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

Men can't help acting upon Impulse

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

My favourite film and my favourite drink

What more could a girl ask for?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Alien³ is your favourite film?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

I *hope* the fair Maiden refers to the original director's cut

which is a superior film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

Actually I'm blushing now because

I really thought that scene was the one from Alien. No Alien3 was pretty fail but the director's cut made it so much better.

But what I meant was the whole Alien Quadrilogy was my favourite set of films.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

huzzah!

also: Alien or Aliens?

/The correct answer here is Alien

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

Alien simply because it wasn't as contrived as Aliens

however for sheer action packed explosions and alien killing spree Aliens wins.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Needs more bums

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

I love these little anims :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

Thanks

I'm enjoying making them. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

this one never gets old

I applaud your infinite racks of bottoms.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

Haha

Top quote :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

Yes

Ridley Scott is all of teh win. Also I have a lot
of time for Jean-Pierre Jeunet (& Domenique Pinon,
bien sur) so I can forgive Resurrection.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

really? Resurrection was complete and utter shite.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

That's cinematographically exquisite shite, thank you :P

See Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

Sorry, but I can't say anything good about AR...

just because he made Delicatessen, Amelie, City Of Lost Children and Very Long Engagement, doesn't mean that AR was well made....

Jeunet and Joss Whedon should be ashamed of themselves for that film...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

Resurrection was a bizarre film

but I welcomed the fact that they had brought Sigourney Weaver back into the film but I was worried about the way they would do it - however it worked pretty well and the idea of Ripley as a hybrid cloned alien/human was really very clever. The hybrid alien at the end of the film didn't work so well for me as you just ended up feeling sorry for it as it got sucked out to space through a tiny hole.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

I just thought the whole thing just ended up being far too comic book, and the whole premise cheesy...

it should have just ended at A3 with Ripley's death. If they wanted to do another, just explored new characters elsewhere that somehow encounter aliens. Start from scratch as it were.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

Well I think A3 was a bad film and would have been better

had it never been made what would have been better is if Resurrection had been the finale where Ripley and the hybrid Mammalien crashed in the spaceship ending the saga.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

favourite hat?

*smurns*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

What a darling little cuppa hat you have.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Thanks! It's yours for the taking!

\\o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

That's very kind of you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

It suits you better

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

something expensive, shiny and impractical

probably

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

No doubt ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

Yup

Gwen Stephani expensive, shiny and impractical.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

her shit is bananas

bee ay en ay en ay es!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

Well i say impractical but I'm sure I could find a use for her!

The grouting for starters.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have a cat

that needs strangling

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

You're not expensive!

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

You calling her cheap?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

No, I'm calling Twiggles cheap

I'm calling Twiggles cheapyou wonky eyed drunkard! Back to your foetid gutter . . . g'wan!
Get art of it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

You seem to have come over all Prince Philip all of a sudden.:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

I find it hard to think that someone might not like tea - there are lots and lots of different kinds anyway. There's one for everyone.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

I like tea, it's lovely

I don't like drinking it though.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

I LOVE tea

/I just can't have the 'normal' stuff :(
Nice teapot waving action there, Dave :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

yeah, you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .

you have to have low-alcohol tea . . .C]:0(
D'OH!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Strawberry and Mango Tea ftw!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

we have a lot of nettles in our garden :D

\o/

Fresh Nettle Tea? yes please!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)

I think it's good to use garden stuff for tea!

*sips a cup of mint and old sock*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

Daisy and Broken Washing Line is a rather heady brew

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)

I spent a while in Morocco, and the mint tea they have there is the finest tea I've ever tasted.

Delicious stuff.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

hell yessum

and you can't find anything similar here for love nor money... there's a Morrocan cafe just around the corner from where I work, they make mint tea by adding a sprig of mint to a linton tea bag.

NO.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)

I now have to abstain from alcohol and caffeine after soundly thrashing my liver.

This saddens me, as I used to drink obscene amounts of tea and ale. I now make do with several large mugs of decaf tea every day.

Am I correct in thinking that you suffer from cluster headaches and so can't drink caffeine or alcohol either?

:(

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

aww bless

My Ikea teapot has cracks all over it :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

I don't like tea.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

what a shocker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

^this^

Didn't you know that Microsoft own 100% of the world's tea suppliers, FACT.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

yes, they employ people to pick tea in the day time and work the help desk at night.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

bah

the Ubuntu help desk is manned by Nazis in hiding and Red Hat only employ racists.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

Dilmah Tea: Do try it.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

what, that I haven't mentioned it before, or the realisation that I am 'wrong'?

speaking of wrong, I liked your 30k post.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

You don't like cats, tea or Windows

They kind of go together

and \o/ thank you :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)

it's microsoft in general. I probably also won't like the next compo,

um what else don't i like...PHYSICISTS, although they're better than chemists...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

I don't know any physicists, but I'm off to the chemist's in a few mins

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

ah yes, I don't like the rustleing noise that plastic bags make

and i can't stand people that relentlessly tap their cutlery on their crockery whilst eating.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

ok, I'm with you there.

Together with people who can't eat with cutlery without having it scrape against their teeth. Always good to flag these people as bad blowjobbers.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I just want to give my dad a plastic spoon some days. He also rolls his tounge out before every mouthful AND at the end, about two or three chews before swallowing, he chews with his mouth open.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY PAIN??

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Your father and my mother must be destroyed.

I can't be in the same town as her when she eats a banana sandwich

edit: that is not meant to be a euphemism

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

your mum can eat my banana sandwich any day

(I don't like banana sandwiches either...)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

Banana sandwiches? That's in the same category as curried egg.

Both are just wrong

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)

Don't worry

When you reach 40 you might stop playing around with Linux long enough to get out of the house and get laid, moving out will soon follow.

Only a few months to go...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahahah thanks for the advice!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)

so basically

you're applying reductionism to whether you like someone.

flippin mathematicians.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)

correct. Hence I rather fancy a bird that I'm going to have an office near...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

how silly

*puts kettle on*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hee hee!

You're wearing a kettle!
WITH SEXAY RESULTS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Tea is smelly piss yuck

I can't stand the stuff, if I want a slightly bitter odd tasting hot brown drink I will drink coffee thank you very much, ta, your welcome, innit.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

you're not a linux fan girl are you, if so, would you like my number?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

*ignores*

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

I don't like tea OR coffee.

Most people I tell this to give me odd looks.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

Here . . .

*passes big box full of odd looks*
WRONGO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Ooooo

I like this one, it's sort of a frown an an amazed goggle at the same time.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)

fair enough

have a bovril then

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

NO WAI!

Not since they made it vege-fucking-tarian!
The big bollocks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)

OMG

*kills self*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)

I believe they recently reverted to the old recipe.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

yay!

*unkills self*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)

TOO LATE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)

Hurray!

for common sense over blind stoopidity!
Hurrah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)

^This

Agreed...plain wrong...*shakes head*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

ah, delicious life-giving tea...

*waves back*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

Hello D!

Long time!
How be ye!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)

Indeed!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

Then I must be wrong. :(

*goes to make cawfee*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

wheeeeee!

he looks more like hes going 'come on have a go if you think yer hard enough' though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

He's about to BLAAAAAAAAARRB! that's all

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

awww i'm drinking a cup of coffee

and now you've made me feel guilty :(

very woo though

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

Coffee is good, too

tooif it's PROPER!
s'gotta be nice!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)

I endorse ^this^ message

100%

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

I much prefer coffee. Machiatos are the way to go!

And affogatos on a hot summer's day.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)

YES !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)

I jest... but you know they are planning it

This has made me feel dirtier than anything I've ever done.

I'm off for a bath and to flog myself for an hour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

oh god I hope 'they' don't :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

It really wouldn't surprise me.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

they'd better not, or Archie here will go postal on Hollywood

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

It's not on this list

www.denofgeek.com/movies/15211/38_planned_movie_remakes_you_didnt_know_about.html

so hopefully not

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

*phew*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Thats a great tag.

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harpski, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

Straight-to-DVD horror!

I don't really know what all the fuss about Will Ferrell is because for me he just isn't that funny, or am I the only one who feels that? Perhaps I should watch more stupid American wacky zany ker-azy comedy.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

He's rubbish

I quite liked Anchorman, but that was more of a 'despite Will Ferrell' situation.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

He's a titan of comedy when compared to Adam Sandler

but even then, he still ain't wacky crazy funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

Adam Sandler is shit, no doubt.

But there seems to be a whole batch of crap American straight-to-dvd comedians - Jack Black is pretty shit too even though he started out pretty promising.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

As I've said here before, it's high time the Zucker Bros. started 'proper' comedy writing again

- find their 'comedy gold' streak again, and rounded up all the (albeit ageing) cast for a third Airplane! film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

I heartily endorse this proposal

do it quickly before Leslie Neilson's gets stuck in an expression of leathery surprise.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)

I enjoyed Elf despite myself

Zooey Daschenel helped

Same with Anchorman... it's the supporting cast that make him funny

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

reminds me of:

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)

5 years, 10 months, 30 days, 30,000 posts... :D

And they said this day would never come!

click for Biggles (sfw)

I love you all -- except you *points*

(thanks to Freebs for my face)

/gets_all_emotional.blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

*awards b3ta medal of honour*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Many thanks

I shall pin it to my pants

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

WOOHOO!

*sings*

Congratulations, and celebrations,
And babies with teeth dancing with badgers that are on fire ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

these are all things that I would hope for

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

^_^

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)

OH EM GEE!!

Congratulations Prof :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)

*hugs*

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)

nice arse!

Congrats

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

cheers

it's not mine - it was being chased by a seagull in the google image search for swimming trunks I think

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

woo

congrats sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

thanks madam

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)

Congrats!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

cheers

I bet this is getting tedious, I shouldn't have started replying to everyone's posts. Sorry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)

you am legend

congrachulashuns

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

posted before 11 as requested... I was thinking we should try and hit up Doc G and see if we can get him back on the board for a bit. I miss that monkey

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

Sid?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

thankee

I seed Flowepot last night, can't believe everyone is still here...maybe if Doc escaped he's happy in his new life and we shouldn't drag him back down

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

NO!

no one leaves... or dies.

Probably though - I think freebs still speaks with him sometimes. From what I hear he's happier in the real world.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

*twitches*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)

*applause*

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zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)

congrats fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

cheers matey

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)

very well, ta :)

Hope the same can be said for you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

good show

I'm good - was pleased to hear ISIHAC is coming back.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

indeed :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

Hahahaha! The man with 6 brains!

Cop-out on teh nekkid but CONGRATULATIONS!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

soz rock (also thanks)

I just couldn't get my act together on an nekkid picture - I'll make plans for 35k or something.

if it's any consolation, someone caught me photoshopping a gay man out of the muscles and couldn't even bring themselves to ask what I was doing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Congrats!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

thanks -

I can finally start posting properly again.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

SeEeEeEeEeEeEeXXXY!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)

I know

it's a fairly good likeness too.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

That';s no moon

congrats! :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

I was playing Force Unleashed last night - I think that's what's given me this hangover.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

congratumalatuions!

But I'll save the CFB til hometime.... just in case

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)

you're missing out...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

it's perfectly safe - there's a bit of arse

but it's very clearly not pr()n

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)

oooh, grats prof!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)

thank you very much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Keep this up

and it's only another thirteen years until you hit the magical 100,000 post mark :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

*shudders*

hopefully it won't come to that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

Awesome

Sexy
Glorious
Hallelujah

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fannycradock, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

*blushes*

it's not really me you know

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)

I AM ALL THE JEALOUSES BECAUSE OF YOUR DEVO TICKETS :(

*glum*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)

Congratulations and welcome to the club! :D

www.b3ta.com/board/9192928

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)

yay \o/

congratumalations to you too

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)

Thats just over 13 posts a day every day for nearly 6 years.

Do you have OCD?

At my rate of posting it would take me 24 years to achieve that figure.

Everyone else was being to postive, I am too grumpy for positive this morning.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)

all day shifting between 9 and 5 Monday to Friday

... also - I took about 2 years off.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)

*applauds*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

thanks...

and I'm spent.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

That's a huge milestone. Have a woo and a hearty Congrats from me!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

Congratumalations!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)

yay

I shall have to send Doc this thread!!!!

:D

/relurks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)

confusing and arousing

well done

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)

Di one go out to da BLD - for slapping me yesterday and telling me to do it again

Hope this is more pleasing, dear viewers:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

is that rain?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)

No.

It's Walthamstow.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

Why

is it always Walthamstow in your images?

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)

Have you got S.A.D?

*gets umbrella and antidepressants*

:D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Oh no. I love the rain.

I'm an incurable romantic. Rain can only ever add atmosphere*.

*Tsunamis not included.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)

also

I used to have to spend my summer holidays in Jedburgh in October... the rain makes me feel like I'm on holiday.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:57, archived)

Yes!

Much vivider.

Oh and I don't slap, btw - I reprimand. ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

You slapped me and told me to stop crying or you'd make me cry.

*cowers*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

Don't make me come over there!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

this is some of the best rain I've seen you do

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

Mercy mon sewer.

And congratumalationisms on your 30k (see above)!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)

Contrived wierd for the sake of being wierd 'ning!

Yes that is the Sydney Banana Opera House.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

I like

the invisible shark bestest

(Rampant Robot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)

and there I was thinking it wasn't real.

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

It's real

just invisible is all

(Rampant Robot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

ning

very Megacity one. And very good.

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

top stuff!

'nings everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

I had a banana with my breakfast this morning

it wasn't as big as an opera house, but - you know - it was big for a banana... or a pencil, it would have been a big pencil.

also - I have a hangover which is strange because I didn't drink anything last night... maybe I didn't drink ANYTHING and I'm slowly turning into sand from the inside out.

also - woo and yay - I like this style.

also 1

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)

yays

How bizarre. I've been using tattyshop for about 10 years and I've never had a program error until now!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)

You should turn that bridge into a toast rack

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

It's called the coathanger here.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

Haha

Do that then

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)

I love this.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)

ooh that reminds me of Chopper series from 2000ad

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)

cor

i especially like the armoured pedal pushers

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)

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