
I made this for Graphics at college. I had to design a poster in any of these styles: Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Dada, Punk.

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That's come out really well, I like the colours.
I woulda picked punk though. XD
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I woulda picked punk though. XD

that I am never ever ever ever listening to you again!
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WHY ARE YOU IN...MY MIND?
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That is seriously f'ed up looking.
glad i am only taking acid tonight.
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glad i am only taking acid tonight.
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An image i can see and its excellent
most woo to you, love this stuff
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most woo to you, love this stuff

:D thats a great image, i hope you got/get a good mark
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I ❤ Art Deco. Went to the local tiny cinema recently and spent ages in the queue just staring at the lettering on the display boards :D
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I wasn't about to do it again!

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Click for bigger
Click for 1280x1024

I wish I had photoshop for art at school. I did a really shit sketch of Chris fucking Evans for my art exam.
and no, I don't know why. I didn't even like him.
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and no, I don't know why. I didn't even like him.

And then for some inexplicable reason painting a black silhouette of Che Guevara right in the FUCKING MIDDLE OF IT!
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that's a mighty fine effort young CS!
Woo verily yay yeah!

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Woo verily yay yeah!


Crit: I find the depthier effect at the top left and right a bit overpowering. It looks so much heavier than the rest of the pic. I much prefer the flatter effect of the painting in the middle, which is lovely.
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I couldn't work out what else to put in there D:
They're meant to be apples, but they came out looking like sweet potatoes.
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They're meant to be apples, but they came out looking like sweet potatoes.

The tree and the background in that part of the pic are lovely.
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his freakish zooming made it all look a lot worse

That wasn't very community-spirited of me, was it? I do hope none of you got in trouble at work because of it. I've had my fun; I promise not to do it again if ever I get another fp.

And thank you mods for not stepping me.
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And thank you mods for not stepping me.

fc19.deviantart.com/fs45/i/2009/068/4/5/My_moments_of_glory_by_BobTodd.png
Original thread (now sans goatse): www.b3ta.com/board/9251653
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Original thread (now sans goatse): www.b3ta.com/board/9251653

Worse than the gay buffy porn fiasco!
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Some Joss Whedon fanboy got an FO and then edited the image to be Angel or Spike or someone all gayed out.
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Although I used to have an account before this one, but I forgot the LoGIn C0de3!
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I seem to remember it was just before Starfly or some Joss Whedon shite came out.
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with his same old Whedon fanboy shite getting all horny over the upcoming release of serenity ( which was shit )
It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.
/remembers Tonay
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It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.
/remembers Tonay

well, erm, i can't help feeling that that was a kick in the nads for the mod who fp'd you
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And I'd had it planned for years. When I first joined this site I decided that if ever I got an fp I would Goatse it.
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[edit]
well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.
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well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.

then was fired and put on the Sexual Offenders Register because of that. Then the neighbours heard and burned down my house before beating me with rolled-up copies of the Sunday Mail colour supplement and demanding I move to Denmark.
You owe me ยฃ1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
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You owe me ยฃ1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.

I was killed when people realised what was on my computer screen. Killed to DEATH.
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I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
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The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
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so i took bonking. then they bonked me to death
you got off light
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you got off light

I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.
Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
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Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.


I wouldn't look at porn whilst my wife is in the room,not that I do such a thing, of course!
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cos it didn't look like a cock from afar
plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone
it wasn't paedo-porn
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plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone
it wasn't paedo-porn

to expect the whole of b3ta to be worksafe, and if not linked.
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so much shock shite being posted..it's turning into fucking 4chan :(
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But it was quite funny actually.
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You're worse than Hitler!
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but I sometimes get cravings for just coffee roses and coffee revels.
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but I like them all.
Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.
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Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.

they just taste of pink.
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Have you tried Divine White Choc Strawberry Truffles?
Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.
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Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.

lovely demon.
and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching
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and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching

Goatses should probably be reserved for the Daily Mail and other thieving bastards.
Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.
:)
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Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.
:)

I've done much better stuff than that that hasn't been fp'd. B3ta works in strange ways.
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My most clicked post was those damn dogs in a text-on-a-bus which took about two minutes and went on the popular page. Other things got almost no recognition.
Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.
:)
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Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.
:)

as once I'd stopped laughing (so hard I was trembling and couldn't type) I thought 'oh shit, what if someone actually got in trouble for looking at that at work?'
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It works!
*Courtesy of 'The Big Book of Bugs' 3D glasses.
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*Courtesy of 'The Big Book of Bugs' 3D glasses.

Although with it being from only one source pic, does it look like 4 obviously-separate layers?
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The second-to-last layer is a bit harder to distinguish as a layer, due to the forces of contrast.
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thanks.
I was at an exhibition in Earl's Court on Thursday and saw my first 3D Tv, no glasses needed.
There is an autodesk plug-in designed for such a TV, it was all really rather impressive.
blurb here..
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I was at an exhibition in Earl's Court on Thursday and saw my first 3D Tv, no glasses needed.
There is an autodesk plug-in designed for such a TV, it was all really rather impressive.
blurb here..

That wont make your eyes hurt like a bitch unlike the glasses.
Damn you Spy Kids 3-D!
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Damn you Spy Kids 3-D!

Now I can start brainwashing the sheeple with my subliminal massages!
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They made me look like Ronnie Corbett :(
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Although thankfully I am taller than him. Not by much, but taller!
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though of the techniques the two pics side by sides is by far the best IMO.
like here
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like here

Spending ages cutting bits out and cloning areas isn't really worth it :( Although I'm interested now in pissing about to try and create some weird effects. Gotta get me some 3D glasses.
To anyone who's done this sort of thing before with only once source - how far apart did you offset the red and cyan bits? I had my layers offest by 5, 10 and 15px from the original image (so the final red and cyan layers were 10, 20 and 30px apart). Really curious if having them closer or further apart would improve things.
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To anyone who's done this sort of thing before with only once source - how far apart did you offset the red and cyan bits? I had my layers offest by 5, 10 and 15px from the original image (so the final red and cyan layers were 10, 20 and 30px apart). Really curious if having them closer or further apart would improve things.

Tahkcalb's anaglyph version of mine?
The picture itself isn't helping you because the bits at different depths don't overlap. Wil is the man to ask. He did a great Alien and someone did the bridge/shark/helicopter very well.
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The picture itself isn't helping you because the bits at different depths don't overlap. Wil is the man to ask. He did a great Alien and someone did the bridge/shark/helicopter very well.

I can't do those things, I strain my eyes too much and get a headache :/
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look closely - i warned you all it was shit
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I see the crow from dangermouse on the hat!!
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if you can be arsed - i'd advise not though :(
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ah well, onwards with other things - how's you this eve?
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I can't believe that the board
is giving people like catshitt
this much attention!
he's just gonna turn the board
into a big conspiracy rant just
put the crack on ignore! :|
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is giving people like catshitt
this much attention!
he's just gonna turn the board
into a big conspiracy rant just
put the crack on ignore! :|

Some of us find his lunacy extremely amusing.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:06,
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how many is the limit? I have 70 friends.
That's about 68 more than I have in real life.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14,
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That's about 68 more than I have in real life.

You are in good company, I am only a fan to you, Monkeon, Mutated Monty, Logovend, Sheep!, Mushybees and The Neville :D
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Or part of some elaborate hoax.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:08,
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then thank fuck! It has been years since we had a decent troll!
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but I also believe he keeps it up on here because he has found an instant source of attention and like a naughty child believes that any attention even for being bad, is better than being alone with his scary delusions.
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it's fun just now, a bit like a bandwagon. It's beginning to get old, will get too old, then I'll put him on ignore.
I just find him quite intriguing.
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I just find him quite intriguing.

everyone will get tired of it soon and that'll be the end of it.
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He's given inspiration to us all. Look at the Epic Tinfoil Thread as prime example.
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Mr Dees is an excellent illustrator but people just seem to want to bait him about his beliefs
(not that he helps himself in that regard)
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(not that he helps himself in that regard)

just here for laughs i'm afraid (not many here i'll agree...)
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If you do then 'they' win!
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if i'd waited a second i needn't have wasted a new thread :(
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how are we supposed to survive if even our hats are out to kill us?!
I was just about to make my packed lunch. Is clingfilm ok? I've quarantined the foil.
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I was just about to make my packed lunch. Is clingfilm ok? I've quarantined the foil.

Made of plastics made from oil, which is owned by the secret lizard lords? Nononono. Paper bags are the only safe option!
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and colour dyes in them, which are probably highly poisonous.
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I've just read some research that suggests the sun can make you blind, seriously ill, cause chemical burns and even kill you! What's even worse is that every government in the world just goes along with what the sun is doing, they let it beam harmful UV radiation straight down on everything its light touches!!!
When will you sheeple wake up! You must realise we must stop the sun now, put an end to this new world order!
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When will you sheeple wake up! You must realise we must stop the sun now, put an end to this new world order!

tell the sheeple!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04,
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When will you all accept this?
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I encountered "dihydrogen monoxide" on Penn & Teller Bullshit! where they went round a load of protesters and got hundreds of signatures on a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11,
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getting kids near dihydrogen monoxide. Especially a bath full!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:30,
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Please accept this goat
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:22,
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As well as 'Paint it Beige'.

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*is half awake*
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I shall order them forthwith
it is odd that black/white contrasts are really unclear.
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it is odd that black/white contrasts are really unclear.

And the IRA are a bunch of arseholes too
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:48,
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I collect spores, moulds and fungi. And also cannot move on with my life.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52,
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He walks like he has shit himself
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45,
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Don't goatse the front page and you'll fit in just fine :)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54,
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How humorous were the replies to said deleted thread prior to its deletion?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46,
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Didn't you post this the day before today? Which I believe is referred to commonly as yesterday?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:40,
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the plebeian masses.
Also, you misspelled Eloquent. You should have spelled it thus, Eloquent.
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Also, you misspelled Eloquent. You should have spelled it thus, Eloquent.

maybe in the reflection of a tin foil hat
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41,
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I shall summon the cue-chalker, Miss Smetherington, to assist.
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of your work, especially the zesty rhythm of your animations.
*cycles off on Penny Farthing*
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45,
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*cycles off on Penny Farthing*

I admire your work as well . . .
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Only nipping in to see what folks are up to.
I'll be around more in three or four hours.
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I'll be around more in three or four hours.


Where the devil did you get that spiffing hat?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57,
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they remind me of some Escher lithographs
WHICH IS GOOD

and i don't doubt tricky to do, well done sir
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27,
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I like all the shadows and intricacy.
/predictably wallpapers.
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/predictably wallpapers.

it's predictable that it has become my new wallpaper :D
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That is amazing :D
*click*
*sets as wallpaper*
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*click*
*sets as wallpaper*

I'm trying to work out the morse in your sig....
*brain melts*
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*brain melts*

*nearly falls into monitor*
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Gaz me your tool/app list some time and I'll see if
I can't make you some more toys to build with.
Several folks have been nagging me to update
some of my old applications. Your approach
is inspiring me to put the effort in. Again, woo.
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I can't make you some more toys to build with.
Several folks have been nagging me to update
some of my old applications. Your approach
is inspiring me to put the effort in. Again, woo.

I'm intrigued - what kind of toys are you talking about?
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Mostly LSystems and some other scripted construction
methods. Ported LParser for Mac (PreOSX--OS9) and made
a few plug ins for apps that do the same idea. I have
been meaning to redo it in Python so Blender users
can have fun, but time and lack of anyone who is doing
anything with them has held me back. Also I'm slack, LOL.
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methods. Ported LParser for Mac (PreOSX--OS9) and made
a few plug ins for apps that do the same idea. I have
been meaning to redo it in Python so Blender users
can have fun, but time and lack of anyone who is doing
anything with them has held me back. Also I'm slack, LOL.

Did you ever come across Auto-Illustrator? I think it was by a Brit company. Great software - very strange, but great idea.
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Edit: Harem, eh? Things going well, are they?
;-)
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;-)

I'm a bit of devil with the click for bigger. Perhaps I try rendering out the images slightly smaller...
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And a Rorschach (made of curtains, not tin-foil):

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_evidence
.

Nice mask too :) Does it pattern-shift?
(I've experimented with latex sheeting but have yet to find a suitable fluid for sandwiching in the materials...)
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(I've experimented with latex sheeting but have yet to find a suitable fluid for sandwiching in the materials...)

'Tis calligraphy ink on an old curtain. The hard part was learning to sew (like a real man).
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You can just ink blot it like the real thing.
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I meant in a pattern shifting fabric.
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I appear to have set my patronise-o-tron to 11 again.
Apologies.
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Apologies.

whatever fluid you use will have to be water based, oil based stuff will generally fuck latex.
and if you didn't already know acrylic paint is good for colouring latex. latex sheets are easy to make, just pour it onto a sheet of glass or similar and let it dry, a hair dryer speeds things up no end. also it degrades in sunlight.
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and if you didn't already know acrylic paint is good for colouring latex. latex sheets are easy to make, just pour it onto a sheet of glass or similar and let it dry, a hair dryer speeds things up no end. also it degrades in sunlight.

between latex and, say, a clear plastic layer.
Water rots latex and spreads evenly.
Oil rots latex quickly, and spreads.
Silicone doesn't rot but still spreads evenly.
Was hoping to utilise the same principle as that in a lava lamp, but not with these materials.
Next I'll try a multiple-layer, e.g.
Plastic
Fluid
Plastic
White latex
Generally, plastics are less likely to react but are less form-fitting than latex.
I was inspired to this method by the original description of the mask fabric in which Rorschach learns to cut the stuff using heated scissors.
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Water rots latex and spreads evenly.
Oil rots latex quickly, and spreads.
Silicone doesn't rot but still spreads evenly.
Was hoping to utilise the same principle as that in a lava lamp, but not with these materials.
Next I'll try a multiple-layer, e.g.
Plastic
Fluid
Plastic
White latex
Generally, plastics are less likely to react but are less form-fitting than latex.
I was inspired to this method by the original description of the mask fabric in which Rorschach learns to cut the stuff using heated scissors.

how about some of that kiddie play slime stuff between sheets of clear silicone, bonding the silicone might prove tricky as only silicone is really any good at bonding silicone, not sure how you'd keep the edges dry/clean to allow it to bond, probably best to work off a cast of a face to make a mask
ky gel/lube stained with something for use with latex?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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ky gel/lube stained with something for use with latex?

Isn't it water-based?
Would it be any better than, say, gelatine?
I could use a slime/wax or gelatine/wax system, much as in a lava lamp.
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Would it be any better than, say, gelatine?
I could use a slime/wax or gelatine/wax system, much as in a lava lamp.

And other than using a ferrofluid sandwiched between two inert membranes
or a black stained wax manipulated by alternating heat pads on your face, I can't even begin to solve it.
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or a black stained wax manipulated by alternating heat pads on your face, I can't even begin to solve it.

Might not need heat pads if you can get the melting point of the wax down to facial body temperature.
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:D
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It does it every time.
Perhaps that's what window-lickers are attracted to.
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Perhaps that's what window-lickers are attracted to.

On TV now ( I noticed as a desperately hunted for the remote ).
Jesus. Is it any wonder people are sick to death ( no pun intended ) of this?
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Jesus. Is it any wonder people are sick to death ( no pun intended ) of this?

thus causing some people to actually watch such crap
only explanation I got
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only explanation I got

.

there was this guy at the aluminium factory, he'd been working there for years, eventually he started having headaches.
anyway
one day, he went into work and 4 tonnes of aluminium fell on him
He died!
thus proving how deadly aluminium is.
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anyway
one day, he went into work and 4 tonnes of aluminium fell on him
He died!
thus proving how deadly aluminium is.

That will get the message across.
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Briefly.
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just where will the madness end!
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just where will the madness end?!
edit: SHIT! DOUBLE POATS!
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edit: SHIT! DOUBLE POATS!

just where will the madness end!?!
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She's the Sunny D of the entertainment world.
Thick, artificial, and generally bad for you.
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Thick, artificial, and generally bad for you.

They had a piece on The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and Urban Spaceman :D
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Things sometimes don't get better than that :)
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(I caught that feature too. Now I know what the song means)
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i watched it today and hardly noticed.
when i say hardly i mostly mean hard
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59,
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when i say hardly i mostly mean hard

Have you got a link to their work on youtube?
oh.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:01,
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oh.

They should do this, it would probably sort it all out at last
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50,
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Brilliant :D
Want a war? Send in Kate Adie and one will kick off quicker than you can say flibbertygibbert!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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Want a war? Send in Kate Adie and one will kick off quicker than you can say flibbertygibbert!

has to be Nina Nana, as popularised by the song Saturday Night by Whigfield.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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she can still get a job sitting on top of ambulances
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54,
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He used her name on his old Channel 4 show
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Or maybe release a mutagenic virus that turns every human and Fifer in the world a tasteful shade of beige with no racially-distinguishing physical differences.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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I gave a presentation today and mentioned how they're cutting the budget of the only things that were good about ITV and keeping the funding for the shite.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:08,
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A few weeks back, I noticed him getting away with shouting "Come on, Hitler!".
At 7.30pm on a Saturday.
On ITV.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:17,
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At 7.30pm on a Saturday.
On ITV.

They only ever eat food that is kosher.
KOSHERRRRRR!!!
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Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:03,
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KOSHERRRRRR!!!


I can also do the Cadbury eyebrow thing
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47,
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I have complete control of my eyebows.
The mexican wave is very popular.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50,
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The mexican wave is very popular.

It is great and annoys those who can't do it :)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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I will look it up on google
edit : hmm thats just weird... Japanese cat umm pictures
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:58,
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edit : hmm thats just weird... Japanese cat umm pictures


The Dangers of Aluminum Toxicity
www.bellaonline.com/articles/art7739.asp
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I didn't realise someone could get their penis that far down their own throat.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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www.dees2.com/bio.html
"Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant."
Uh-huh.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:37,
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"Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant."
Uh-huh.

Only someone with this kind of talent would ever have the hundreds of people all around the world world pointing and laughing at him as he shouts FUCK YOU, SHEEPLE at his computer in his underground bomb proof bunker, surrounded by David Icke bobble head toys, each with their own individual tin foil hat, just in case the government ever perfect that bobble head control mechanism.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40,
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"Agenda-ridden, ill-informed, most times with copious use of the blur tool, this old and basic style of illustration displays complete ignorance and narrow-mindedness in the visual instant after you've worked out what the fuck he's banging on about this time."
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43,
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why, because we have been exposed to most of this stuff for pretty much over 100 years, so we are kind of fucked anyway. Seeing as much of it is bollocks and we are only here for a short time, does it matter.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50,
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to a far more dangerous level.
Clearly catnipp is the cancer in our ready brek, the greatest evil and biggest threat to the utopian shell suited society that we all dream of.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52,
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Clearly catnipp is the cancer in our ready brek, the greatest evil and biggest threat to the utopian shell suited society that we all dream of.

many people have ended up dead or going mad through the stress of all this bollocks.
Bollocks to it, do what you damn well like :)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55,
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Bollocks to it, do what you damn well like :)

who fancies vampire chicks drinking emo cola?
SPEAK SENSE YOU COCK!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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SPEAK SENSE YOU COCK!

Rumsfeld CREATES lightning, that aspartames-up your cola, making you one of the restless dead.
Also, there is a tree for some reason.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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Also, there is a tree for some reason.

it happens when he is wanking over vampire chicks
this is fact, catnipp said so
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55,
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this is fact, catnipp said so

Then his are mostly dyslexic dribble.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54,
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So is pure uranium.
Also, most poisons are toxic, as are all toxins.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:28,
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Also, most poisons are toxic, as are all toxins.

OTHERWISE NONE OF THIS INFORMATION WOULD EVER BE AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:30,
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Thank god for the two remaining pillars of unbias news in our society.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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IF THEY TOOK IT DOWN, THATS WHEN WE WOULD HAVE TOTAL PROOF THAT THEY DON'T WANT US TO SEE IT.
OMFG. WAKE UP!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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OMFG. WAKE UP!

Also, technically I work for a government. I may be part of a shadowy cabal - maybe I missed the memo :(
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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and commonly found in deoderants,
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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has a very 'muddy' taste and too many bones to deal with.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44,
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a foot long section of 22mm to be precise, admittedly he wasn't at all well before i hit him with it, saves on the vets bills.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50,
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don't wear one on your head, my hamster was when the copper hit him and that was that, see also Gaza conflict.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:11,
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Look, I find your bullshit quite entertaining, but do you seriously think that you are going to "wake up the sheeple" when the sheeple are too busy laughing their arses off at your maditude
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:20,
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Green something or other
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:27,
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They are trying to warn the b3tans before it is too late, taxes are big revenue, why lose another slave willing to pay taxes?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:25,
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You really do live in a delusional bubble dont you
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:28,
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try to be consistent
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:29,
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Do some research before you let you mouth run man, you weren't there man!
Also in conclusion, mental don't have a conception of self irony, therefore it's quite clearly someone playing silly beggars.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:29,
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Also in conclusion, mental don't have a conception of self irony, therefore it's quite clearly someone playing silly beggars.

so i went with your term Jeru Sheep boy, turns out it is aluminum foil you are using, and now you are all poisoned by your ignorance, hahaha
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/23/AR2006052300366.html
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:36,
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www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/23/AR2006052300366.html
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Also you are fat.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:39,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil
Nice one wikipedia : "Tin foil used to be called silver foil until scientists realized silver was valuable in 1932". Err, what?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:41,
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Nice one wikipedia : "Tin foil used to be called silver foil until scientists realized silver was valuable in 1932". Err, what?

but not realising what you just said was insane
:D
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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:D

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Come on, game's up. Which regular are you?
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:42,
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Come on, game's up. Which regular are you?

(minimalist facepalm - was the best we could do. a relative of \o/ and o/ which are meant to be heads and arms)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45,
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The only reason this shit gets on the news is because stupid people eat it up like MSG soaked chinese food.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43,
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Way to post a massive contradiction to your own argument.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43,
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did you actually read the artical you just linked to?
"Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust. Widely distributed in soil, plants and water, including our food and drinking water, it is impossible to avoid. According to Health Canada, that nation's public health agency, about 95 percent of an adult's daily intake of aluminum comes from food. And less than 1 percent of all ingested aluminum is absorbed by our bodies.
[...]
Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.
[...]
As for hard-anodized aluminum, the surface has been subjected to a process that builds up its natural coating of oxide. Aluminum oxide is a very hard, nonreactive substance that forms an impenetrable coating. So the food never actually touches aluminum metal."
in short, you definately cannot possibly get poisoning from foil ever.
edit: damn, that took so long to say that everyone else also did it only better and more concise
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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"Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust. Widely distributed in soil, plants and water, including our food and drinking water, it is impossible to avoid. According to Health Canada, that nation's public health agency, about 95 percent of an adult's daily intake of aluminum comes from food. And less than 1 percent of all ingested aluminum is absorbed by our bodies.
[...]
Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.
[...]
As for hard-anodized aluminum, the surface has been subjected to a process that builds up its natural coating of oxide. Aluminum oxide is a very hard, nonreactive substance that forms an impenetrable coating. So the food never actually touches aluminum metal."
in short, you definately cannot possibly get poisoning from foil ever.
edit: damn, that took so long to say that everyone else also did it only better and more concise

however, I fear that the amount of text is too much for poor catnippp.
Unless it's something concise and understandable like: "WAKE UP ALOOMINUM IS POISONS!" I don't think he's interested in accepting it.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:57,
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Unless it's something concise and understandable like: "WAKE UP ALOOMINUM IS POISONS!" I don't think he's interested in accepting it.

with lightening
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:01,
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The suspicion of a relationship between aluminum and (take your choice) Alzheimer's, Lou Gehrig's or Parkinson's disease has been floating around for about 20 years. The brains of some Alzheimer's patients have been found to contain abnormally high concentrations of aluminum, but nobody knows whether that is a cause of the disease or a result of it.
at least i made it easier to read
Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:05,
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at least i made it easier to read
Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.

and from my flatmate's who is currently conducting research on alzheimer's towards his phd. Neuroscience and neuropsychology research has never found a causal link between "aluminium-poisoning" and Alzheimer's.
However, apparently people who read books about conspiracy speculation and "infinite love" are in a better position to comment.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:12,
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However, apparently people who read books about conspiracy speculation and "infinite love" are in a better position to comment.

Also: Hello b3ta! Have I missed anything today?


half-wondering if you'd finished your hilarious riposte to mr hedgehog. I see that you have.
I'm sure he'll be honoured to have a man of your talents lampooning him.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33,
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I'm sure he'll be honoured to have a man of your talents lampooning him.

I find the fact that he kept posting tutorials of how to copy his style and now people are making ass fun of him through it delicious
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:48,
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I didn't see any tutorials.
It's not difficult. I made this in my lunch-break today.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49,
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It's not difficult. I made this in my lunch-break today.

cut, paste, warp, selective sharpen, blur.
I had a mozzarella and tomato ciabatta, most likely choc-full of tasty toxins. mmm-mmm.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59,
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I had a mozzarella and tomato ciabatta, most likely choc-full of tasty toxins. mmm-mmm.

That sign is great! Will send to icke too. You got talent bud.
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between mental and metal. its a conspiracy to make us mad thru metals. one day we will all die
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52,
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took me a couple of seconds, and then...Ghosts on the Nile.
sweet.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:16,
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sweet.

/had to watch the episode twice, it jumped about a fair bit. Picked up quite a bit on a second viewing,
and there's now more questions that need tidying up than there are episodes left this season - gah!
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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and there's now more questions that need tidying up than there are episodes left this season - gah!

really has messed with my head..The Statue is Horus, and a lot of name/links to Greek mythology again..

but hopefully towards a bit of a suprise climax or 'reveal' which nobody saw coming.
there's a lot of play with varying mythology.
I like the idea of them being back in the dharma days - which explains daniel at the the start of the season, in the construction of the orchid station.
/and Locke is on the smaller island at the mo.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:04,
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there's a lot of play with varying mythology.
I like the idea of them being back in the dharma days - which explains daniel at the the start of the season, in the construction of the orchid station.
/and Locke is on the smaller island at the mo.

If I lived on an island in the 1970s and had an English ginger-haired daughter, I'd keep her the fuck away from the twitchy scientist guy who has just appeared.
*re-lurks*
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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*re-lurks*

Makes the ladies swoon and pet, and makes the Klingons cower in terror.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:46,
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made it all the better in the end :D
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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