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I made this for Graphics at college. I had to design a poster in any of these styles: Art Nouveau, Art Deco, Dada, Punk.

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(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *merit.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Oh wow.
That's come out really well, I like the colours.


I woulda picked punk though. XD
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I would just like to say,
that I am never ever ever ever listening to you again!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Punk is shit. ;]
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that was the point
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# You know who else likes punk?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# she cumming
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Very cunning.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# curnrning
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Great, now I can't stop imaging that music from the Cadbury's advert.
WHY ARE YOU IN...MY MIND?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# She looks nothing like a gorilla
or, indeed, Phil Collins.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# She looks a bit like a lemur though.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Kensa? KENSA?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahahahah was that a bit of mindpiss?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Yikes, holy shite cakes
That is seriously f'ed up looking.

glad i am only taking acid tonight.

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# It's just another day for you and me in paradise.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# at last
An image i can see and its excellent

most woo to you, love this stuff
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# if that's the punk one, you won't get very good marks
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# nouveau ftw
:D thats a great image, i hope you got/get a good mark
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like this very much
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Shoulda gone for Art Deco!
I ❤ Art Deco. Went to the local tiny cinema recently and spent ages in the queue just staring at the lettering on the display boards :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I spent two months on a vector of a car for Art Deco prep work.
I wasn't about to do it again!

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(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# nicely done.
I wish I had photoshop for art at school. I did a really shit sketch of Chris fucking Evans for my art exam.

and no, I don't know why. I didn't even like him.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I remember doing a large landscape.
And then for some inexplicable reason painting a black silhouette of Che Guevara right in the FUCKING MIDDLE OF IT!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
still, slightly cooler than my choice.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah but he is ginger.
Surely he's like a god to you people.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# w o w
that's a mighty fine effort young CS!
Woo verily yay yeah!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I have clicked this
because I love Mucha. And Art Nouveau.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# wonderful
very very good.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# that's really good
great stuff :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Punk is an artstyle now?
I'm behind the times.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Graphics is about design.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Fine
and dandy.

*good palette*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Cheers :]
And thanks to everyone else, too.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# YES rang
they would like you to design their next record cover
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Nice :)
Crit: I find the depthier effect at the top left and right a bit overpowering. It looks so much heavier than the rest of the pic. I much prefer the flatter effect of the painting in the middle, which is lovely.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
I couldn't work out what else to put in there D:
They're meant to be apples, but they came out looking like sweet potatoes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
#
The tree and the background in that part of the pic are lovely.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Nice classic style !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# lovely
very delicate:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# very, very nice
young fella me lad!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# that Lennon was a bit mad you know....
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# blimey
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Ooooo
Likes.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# bleee!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Haha, definitely mad
Although maybe you more than him
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It was the cameraman's fault

his freakish zooming made it all look a lot worse

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# twist and shout
shake it up babee-e now....:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
jesus fuck :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Him and Elvis had similar moves . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hello, B3ta. I'm sorry I goatse'd you earlier.
That wasn't very community-spirited of me, was it? I do hope none of you got in trouble at work because of it. I've had my fun; I promise not to do it again if ever I get another fp.


And thank you mods for not stepping me.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# link?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Explanatory screengrabs of front page (with censored goatse):
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# That is very very nawtee :(
Worse than the gay buffy porn fiasco!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Whaaat? Link link link!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It was years and years ago.
Some Joss Whedon fanboy got an FO and then edited the image to be Angel or Spike or someone all gayed out.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Blimey.
You have been here a long time.

That was donkey's ago.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# We just can't seem to be able to get rid of him
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Nuts to you hippy!
:P
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# 3/5 Needs more Buffy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Over 5 and a hlaf years now innit.
Although I used to have an account before this one, but I forgot the LoGIn C0de3!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was also fucking epic
With lots of images and text

Epic.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Aye.
I seem to remember it was just before Starfly or some Joss Whedon shite came out.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# he kept coming back ban after ban
with his same old Whedon fanboy shite getting all horny over the upcoming release of serenity ( which was shit )
It's testament to these people that nobody remembers their names.

/remembers Tonay
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah. I remember that.
God he was annoying.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Was that Tonay?
Or am I getting my trolls mixed up?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# oh, i see
well, erm, i can't help feeling that that was a kick in the nads for the mod who fp'd you
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# why do such a twatish thing?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Because I thought it was fucking funny.
And I'd had it planned for years. When I first joined this site I decided that if ever I got an fp I would Goatse it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# And of course, that's what matters
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# then they should've fucking stepped you
[edit]

well done you are a grade A. trollish wanker.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# appology
undermining
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# It was.
Back when the internet began.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Now that's some stamina

I can't help but admire that
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha naughty naughty
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Todd!
I missed it but you are terribly nawtee!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I got physically assaulted by my boss
then was fired and put on the Sexual Offenders Register because of that. Then the neighbours heard and burned down my house before beating me with rolled-up copies of the Sunday Mail colour supplement and demanding I move to Denmark.

You owe me ยฃ1.40 in lost wages, pension and share options.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You got off easy.
I was killed when people realised what was on my computer screen. Killed to DEATH.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Bloody luxury.
I was dragged out into the street and thrown into a threshing machine where iron lizards danced on my colon for a thousand generations, whilst Barry Manilow sang Copacabana.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Fucking hell!
The Barry Manilow is just cruel and unusual punishment!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I was offered death or bonking
so i took bonking. then they bonked me to death

you got off light
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Pffft, that's nothing.
I was forcibly removed to a shoebox in the middle of t'road and fed nothing but cold gravel for twenty six hours a day, eight days a week.

Kids these days don't know how easy they've got it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Gravel? Luxury
I were fed aspartame and mercury.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
# naughty boy, but none the less
that's a very nice demon.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You might want to send an apology the way of the bloke who said his kids saw it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# But his kids shouldn't be on here!!
His fault!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I was assuming they were hanging around while he was on here
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Then he shouldn't be on.
I wouldn't look at porn whilst my wife is in the room,not that I do such a thing, of course!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# R U BNG SRSLY?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Under tens yeah
Like kiddies.
Not like teens.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It's reasonable to expect the fp of b3ta to be worksafe.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# True.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# What about the underage mario cock?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# was worksafe
cos it didn't look like a cock from afar
plus it had pubes, so the only way to know it was underage was after the guy told everyone

it wasn't paedo-porn
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# No
thanks.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I would actually say it is reasonable
to expect the whole of b3ta to be worksafe, and if not linked.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# it would be nice, I can't go online much at work anymore
so much shock shite being posted..it's turning into fucking 4chan :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Aye, it is rather annoying :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I should insist you eat all the coffee ones from this bag of Revels.
But it was quite funny actually.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I like the coffee ones.
Although the orange creams are best.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# coffee ones are my favourite
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I find your veneration of coffee revels digusting.
You're worse than Hitler!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You're just wrong man!
Wrong!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i think you'll find that i am right
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Only joshing
I like cofee ones, but orange is my fave.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# They aren't my favourite,
but I sometimes get cravings for just coffee roses and coffee revels.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# The orange ones pip coffee to the post for me,
but I like them all.
Well, not so much the raisin one, but that's an impostor anyway.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Those new strawberry ones are awful
:(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Strawberry-flavoured things don't taste of strawberry;
they just taste of pink.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# And how would you know what she tastes like?!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# What a vision to place in my mind!
Cheers matey!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# A bit tart
Have you tried Divine White Choc Strawberry Truffles?
Hideously expensive (I got my box dirt cheap) but delicious.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# How lah-dee-daa
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Tut tut tut.
You need a good spanking!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahah
lovely demon.

and if one has been on the internet for more than a month one shouldn't be in the least perturbed by a little anal stretching
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I think it's funny. But I didn't see the goatse, or have children who did.
Goatses should probably be reserved for the Daily Mail and other thieving bastards.

Your FP was good too - shame it's gone.

:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I really don't think it was worth fp'ing.
I've done much better stuff than that that hasn't been fp'd. B3ta works in strange ways.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes, the way of the board can be a fickle beast.
My most clicked post was those damn dogs in a text-on-a-bus which took about two minutes and went on the popular page. Other things got almost no recognition.

Unpredictability is what makes the board so fun though.

:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# that wasn't very nice :(
but it's nice of you to apologise :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# I thought I'd better,
as once I'd stopped laughing (so hard I was trembling and couldn't type) I thought 'oh shit, what if someone actually got in trouble for looking at that at work?'
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# you must feel
very proud. And really original too. Well done.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# The Bob is too Bob to beat !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha, awesome!
Needs more responses.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this here.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Arflol!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Advance Stig
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Jack B. Nimble
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Makes extra light bread
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# That little loafer !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# up up and away in my beautiful my beautiful baboon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Jack B. Quick
Jack rectally impaled on a candlestick.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# How does he get the hot wax off . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# TJ for sexy people with 3D glasses:
Can you let me know if this anaglyph works at all? I don't have any 3D specs meself, so can't check this wot I made earlier:
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Well done
It works!

*Courtesy of 'The Big Book of Bugs' 3D glasses.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Yay! Thanks.
Although with it being from only one source pic, does it look like 4 obviously-separate layers?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Indeed it does
The second-to-last layer is a bit harder to distinguish as a layer, due to the forces of contrast.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Oh
So it looks really fuzzy and out of focus?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# The contrast between the fog and the tree line do it for me . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing about my pic
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Aye, it works.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Woo hoo
thanks.

I was at an exhibition in Earl's Court on Thursday and saw my first 3D Tv, no glasses needed.
There is an autodesk plug-in designed for such a TV, it was all really rather impressive.

blurb here..
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Awesome!
That wont make your eyes hurt like a bitch unlike the glasses.

Damn you Spy Kids 3-D!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Yes she appears closer and the cleavage is deeper !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# blimeh!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# IT WORKS! I CAN SEE A MASSIVE PAIR OF 3D BREASTS!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Success!
Now I can start brainwashing the sheeple with my subliminal massages!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# I have lost my 3d glasses :(
They made me look like Ronnie Corbett :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Some may say that they made him look more like you . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# This is possibly true.
Although thankfully I am taller than him. Not by much, but taller!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# The Aquafresh 3d glasses say - Kinda.
though of the techniques the two pics side by sides is by far the best IMO.
like here
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah, I really need to try it with 2 pics and some forward planning now
Spending ages cutting bits out and cloning areas isn't really worth it :( Although I'm interested now in pissing about to try and create some weird effects. Gotta get me some 3D glasses.

To anyone who's done this sort of thing before with only once source - how far apart did you offset the red and cyan bits? I had my layers offest by 5, 10 and 15px from the original image (so the final red and cyan layers were 10, 20 and 30px apart). Really curious if having them closer or further apart would improve things.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Could you backwards engineer it from
Tahkcalb's anaglyph version of mine?

The picture itself isn't helping you because the bits at different depths don't overlap. Wil is the man to ask. He did a great Alien and someone did the bridge/shark/helicopter very well.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Oh I see what you mean about 2 pics side-by-side now
I can't do those things, I strain my eyes too much and get a headache :/
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# howdo all :)

well worth a new thread you'll all agree
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I dont see why not
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Well here's one no.
Sorry, just no funny tonight.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# is that a womble
in the foil?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# naked womble maybe
i do see what you mean though
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I am ris-ing though
Not the foil bit, the person under it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# no idea just a random bod found in a search for "tin foil hat"
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# So it's just a pic you found?


(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# not quite dear stan.
look closely - i warned you all it was shit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I can't make it out!
I see the crow from dangermouse on the hat!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hover over the image with mouse
if you can be arsed - i'd advise not though :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ahh!
Nah can't see it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# some you win :(
ah well, onwards with other things - how's you this eve?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *gaz*


(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Looks immune . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# tee hee
:o)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# This brings out the Napoleonic compound complex . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I think I found a video of him on the internet.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
#
I can't believe that the board
is giving people like catshitt
this much attention!

he's just gonna turn the board
into a big conspiracy rant just
put the crack on ignore! :|
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# People come here to be amused.
Some of us find his lunacy extremely amusing.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# *adds friend*
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I can't add anymore friends...'they' are stopping me :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# stop drinking aspartame then, you nutter.
how many is the limit? I have 70 friends.

That's about 68 more than I have in real life.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :( I'm still no one's friend.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# You have no fans?
Well I shall become your fan now :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Done :D
You are in good company, I am only a fan to you, Monkeon, Mutated Monty, Logovend, Sheep!, Mushybees and The Neville :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# bigot!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'd add you if your pics weren't so shit ;)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# no more horse's radish for you!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# But what will I put on
my Panda meat? :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Whee!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I'm still fairly convinced he's just trolling
Or part of some elaborate hoax.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Well if he is a troll
then thank fuck! It has been years since we had a decent troll!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Bring back DJ Hetz Hudson!!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# This^^^^
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# oh I'm sure he genuinely believes all of his nonsense
but I also believe he keeps it up on here because he has found an instant source of attention and like a naughty child believes that any attention even for being bad, is better than being alone with his scary delusions.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# it'll happen eventually.
it's fun just now, a bit like a bandwagon. It's beginning to get old, will get too old, then I'll put him on ignore.

I just find him quite intriguing.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Nahhh
everyone will get tired of it soon and that'll be the end of it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Love him or hate him
He's given inspiration to us all. Look at the Epic Tinfoil Thread as prime example.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# yeah, this foil wagon is shite
Mr Dees is an excellent illustrator but people just seem to want to bait him about his beliefs
(not that he helps himself in that regard)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# doesn't mean Mr Dees is posting them though...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# i didn't even realise there was a serious (?) origin to all this
just here for laughs i'm afraid (not many here i'll agree...)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# your poem doesn't scan very well
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Don't believe in aimbic pentameter man!
If you do then 'they' win!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought this too
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I think he is right
altho ive no idea what he is saying
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# PREVIEWING SOON
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# piss
if i'd waited a second i needn't have wasted a new thread :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# "wasted" being the word.
LOLOOORZZ
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
how are we supposed to survive if even our hats are out to kill us?!

I was just about to make my packed lunch. Is clingfilm ok? I've quarantined the foil.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Clingfilm?
Made of plastics made from oil, which is owned by the secret lizard lords? Nononono. Paper bags are the only safe option!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# but paper bags have trees in them
and colour dyes in them, which are probably highly poisonous.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Oh my lord
I've just read some research that suggests the sun can make you blind, seriously ill, cause chemical burns and even kill you! What's even worse is that every government in the world just goes along with what the sun is doing, they let it beam harmful UV radiation straight down on everything its light touches!!!

When will you sheeple wake up! You must realise we must stop the sun now, put an end to this new world order!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# tap water contaminated with highly explosive gasses!
tell the sheeple!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# And chemical weapons!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I heard water causes breathing problems!
When will you all accept this?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Genuine LOL
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# You're preaching to the converted
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I encountered "dihydrogen monoxide" on Penn & Teller Bullshit! where they went round a load of protesters and got hundreds of signatures on a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# THEY'RE EVEN GIVING THIS FILTH TO KIDS
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# you try
getting kids near dihydrogen monoxide. Especially a bath full!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# YOU! Your MSG picture yesterday made me laugh more than anything for a long time.
Please accept this goat
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# The melting point boils the foils . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# 'Grey Grey Grass of Home' is a particular favourite...
As well as 'Paint it Beige'.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# my eyes are so bad
i saw those as teeth

I need monocles
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ...what are they?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Suits
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ...ok, and the tendrils coming out below the collar?
*is half awake*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# iPod earphones...
I understand your state of aliveness.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Aaah. I see it now.
Have a much belated woo!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Thank you good sir!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# borrow my eyes
then try it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# By monocles you mean glasses....?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# thats the fellows
I shall order them forthwith

it is odd that black/white contrasts are really unclear.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I dont!
although i wish i had an ipod though :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# now this I like.
 


woo!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Great . . . a moving target !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# i concur
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# iHear ya . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# They're full of MSG and aspartame too.
Woo
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# oh my word this is shoddy...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Fucking cunts they are!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Complete and utter bastards*
And the IRA are a bunch of arseholes too
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I've just got Brian's post now!
Cheers!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hehehe, nawty
Needs more cowardness
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
also, The REAL Minstrel Show
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
that's what I thought.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# don't cross the streams, mammy
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I now want a bag of Minstrels
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# 2 for £2.50 at Sainsbury's at the moment
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Racist.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I aint afraid of no post
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Do you have any hobbies, Dr Vengeanceman?
I collect spores, moulds and fungi. And also cannot move on with my life.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Terrorism?
Give ireland back to the Irish
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I suppose they use . . . masking tape to keep them on . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] first post!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha
welcome to b3ta
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# He's right....
b3ta now owns your soul.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Noooo, it is sad to see him now
He walks like he has shit himself
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Welcome! Pill up a kitten! Shoe a chair!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# welcome!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Oh yes, indeed...
Greetings, and welcome!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# more of this kind of thing!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# So . . . he can back it up . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# haha, well done

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Oh, this is wonderful

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# haha, brilliant
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
awesome!~
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# glad you like it :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Welcome aboard!
Don't goatse the front page and you'll fit in just fine :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# welcome
FOO'!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# She's not dying, she's off to Mars

Gah, was meant to be a reply...Sorry!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# In a new thread?
Naughty!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Case in point...
Which is worse?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Well it depends really.
How humorous were the replies to said deleted thread prior to its deletion?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
or


(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :S
Didn't you post this the day before today? Which I believe is referred to commonly as yesterday?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Eloquent :D
Are you really Stephen Fry?

Fixed the spelling :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# One does attempt to subtly educate
the plebeian masses.

Also, you misspelled Eloquent. You should have spelled it thus, Eloquent.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i have seen an image like this before
maybe in the reflection of a tin foil hat
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# 3rd time since yesterday.
why?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# some sort of confusion
with the reply link
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Good Evening !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Well, I say!
Port in the billiard room, sir?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Indeed . . . rack'em up !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# That sounds like a fine strategy, sir
I shall summon the cue-chalker, Miss Smetherington, to assist.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Ooooooh my yes . . . she brings the scent of arousal to the room as well . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Spiffing.
Top hole, what.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Cheerio !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How spiffing :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Raccoons! :|
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Racoon rumble !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# And such a smooth Turkish blend to boot . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I say, I wager I can get around the world, quicker then a squirrels fart. What what!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I dare say . . . let us smell it rather hasitly . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I am a fan
of your work, especially the zesty rhythm of your animations.

*cycles off on Penny Farthing*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# The rhythm is the beat that keeps things a neat treat . . . ta !
I admire your work as well . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# super!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Always looking for a date if you know what he means . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Pip-pip, still afternoon here.
Only nipping in to see what folks are up to.
I'll be around more in three or four hours.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I too am suffering from time lag !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# what ho old chap!
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Lovely time to relax and take it all in . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# i say i say i say
yay for posh pipe-smokin'peacocks.....:)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmn . . . Aaaaaah . . . keeps the feathers from ruffling . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Goodness gracious me!
Where the devil did you get that spiffing hat?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Stright of the stand my good Tangy . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ah the return of
the West African grey crested crane.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Yes . . . a rare but fairly misunderstood species . . .
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# toves (slithy)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# these are all very cool
i think it's the outlining that i like
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# It's like having crayons for the 'pooter
;-)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# What a wonderful eyeful of . . . globulousness !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Globulous....
It's almost too sexy to say.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# satisfyingly wallpaperable!
*wallpapers*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ;-)
I went for the cheeky 1600px width... apologies.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# looks fine on 1024x768 too :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Glad to hear it, sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# these renders are so fucking cool.
 
they remind me of some Escher lithographs
WHICH IS GOOD
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# *doffs cap*
You are most kind, sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# gyring gimblage!
woo :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# gimblage!
I like that.

*saves for later*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# again it's very pretty
and i don't doubt tricky to do, well done sir
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Thank you, Mr Save The Queen!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# crikey
it's like behind the tv

:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
Class, sir - sheer class.

:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# bloody marvelous
I like all the shadows and intricacy.

/predictably wallpapers.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Oh, I hope not predictably!
*determines to try harder*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I meant
it's predictable that it has become my new wallpaper :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# *claps firmly on the shoulder*
Thank you, sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Sir, with this sexyness of a picture, you are getting me going
That is amazing :D
*click*
*sets as wallpaper*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# *films*
*invests in Kleenex*

;-)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# looks fine at 1280 x 1024 too
let it dribble
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# fantastic
'clicks frantically'
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Why, thank you!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# lully xD
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Ta!
I'm trying to work out the morse in your sig....

*brain melts*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Clickage.
.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Wonderful
And slightly vertigo-inducing :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# I did go a bit overboard on the depth of field, oops....
*nearly falls into monitor*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Fun! Woo!
Gaz me your tool/app list some time and I'll see if
I can't make you some more toys to build with.

Several folks have been nagging me to update
some of my old applications. Your approach
is inspiring me to put the effort in. Again, woo.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I shall indeed, and thank you very much!
I'm intrigued - what kind of toys are you talking about?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Algorithmic geometry!
Mostly LSystems and some other scripted construction
methods. Ported LParser for Mac (PreOSX--OS9) and made
a few plug ins for apps that do the same idea. I have
been meaning to redo it in Python so Blender users
can have fun, but time and lack of anyone who is doing
anything with them has held me back. Also I'm slack, LOL.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Bleedin' Ell! A veritable software star!
Did you ever come across Auto-Illustrator? I think it was by a Brit company. Great software - very strange, but great idea.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Heard of it, but never used it. Check this out, it may give you some ideas
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Holy majoly!
Marvellous Sir.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Cheers, Mr Dot!
Edit: Harem, eh? Things going well, are they?
;-)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Indeed.......

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Wikky Wikky Woo!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *wild wild wests*
;-)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# wow!
i clicked for big....glad i did-excellent artwork :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm a bit of devil with the click for bigger. Perhaps I try rendering out the images slightly smaller...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *drools*
-wipes-
*clicks*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *offers kerchief*
Thanks for the click!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ribonucleic, man.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# how do you do this?
its brilliant! *clicks*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Have a Rock-Shark

And a Rorschach (made of curtains, not tin-foil):


www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_evidence

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# raw shark?
nice costume there :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Why are you linking wikipedia at me?
Nice costume by the way.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha at the link
also lovely work on those two images.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Rock - Shark Does !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Shark? Looks like an Elfish
Nice mask too :) Does it pattern-shift?
(I've experimented with latex sheeting but have yet to find a suitable fluid for sandwiching in the materials...)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Unfortunately not,
'Tis calligraphy ink on an old curtain. The hard part was learning to sew (like a real man).
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# I'd guess the hard part would be making it symetrical.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# If you make the mask from a flat piece of fabric,
You can just ink blot it like the real thing.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Yes, yes I made butterflys from paint when I was 5 too.
I meant in a pattern shifting fabric.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Sorry,
I appear to have set my patronise-o-tron to 11 again.

Apologies.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# what you doing with latex, explain to me
whatever fluid you use will have to be water based, oil based stuff will generally fuck latex.

and if you didn't already know acrylic paint is good for colouring latex. latex sheets are easy to make, just pour it onto a sheet of glass or similar and let it dry, a hair dryer speeds things up no end. also it degrades in sunlight.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# The fluid required has to retain cohesion when sandwiched
between latex and, say, a clear plastic layer.

Water rots latex and spreads evenly.
Oil rots latex quickly, and spreads.
Silicone doesn't rot but still spreads evenly.

Was hoping to utilise the same principle as that in a lava lamp, but not with these materials.
Next I'll try a multiple-layer, e.g.

Plastic
Fluid
Plastic
White latex

Generally, plastics are less likely to react but are less form-fitting than latex.
I was inspired to this method by the original description of the mask fabric in which Rorschach learns to cut the stuff using heated scissors.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
how about some of that kiddie play slime stuff between sheets of clear silicone, bonding the silicone might prove tricky as only silicone is really any good at bonding silicone, not sure how you'd keep the edges dry/clean to allow it to bond, probably best to work off a cast of a face to make a mask

ky gel/lube stained with something for use with latex?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Could be interesting
Isn't it water-based?
Would it be any better than, say, gelatine?
I could use a slime/wax or gelatine/wax system, much as in a lava lamp.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# i think so
but it shouldn't cause problems with silicone.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I've had a quick look around,
And other than using a ferrofluid sandwiched between two inert membranes
or a black stained wax manipulated by alternating heat pads on your face, I can't even begin to solve it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# *looks around for ferrofluids*
Might not need heat pads if you can get the melting point of the wax down to facial body temperature.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# ROCK ON THE MOON
ROCK, ROCK, ROCK

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Ceiling cat is not watching you
not yet anyway!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# :D
.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Even Goody's sick of herself
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Oh god! Where do the ones behind her go?!?!?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# into your bed.
oiled, nekkid and pliant.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Max Clifford's patented Emergency Attention Whore Cryogenic Storage Facility
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# kill it...
with a ... hammer
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Max Clifford hammers
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I have been dying to use this....
Goody Is:
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# *goes through checklist*
Yup, all good!
Have a real-huzzah!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Wanks!

W Th
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Chug - A - Lug !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahaha YES
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
that looks pretty real to me!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# these are really making me want to get a can of MIND CONTROL CHEMICAL fizzy pop from the fridge
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# It's the lovely condensation.
It does it every time.

Perhaps that's what window-lickers are attracted to.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# can condensation causes consumer craving!
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# What is the container made of ?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# MIND CONTROL!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Does the knob go up to elevenish ?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# that's what they want you to think!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahaha, wonderful
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Jade's legacy. A tonight special.
On TV now ( I noticed as a desperately hunted for the remote ).
Jesus. Is it any wonder people are sick to death ( no pun intended ) of this?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I think the tv emits radiation that excites the aluminium deposits in the brain
thus causing some people to actually watch such crap

only explanation I got
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# HEY GUYS, ALUMINIUM IS KILLING US. CHECK OUT THIS LINK THAT NULLIFIES MY ARGUMENT WITH ACTUAL FACTS.

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# aluminium is really dangerous
there was this guy at the aluminium factory, he'd been working there for years, eventually he started having headaches.

anyway

one day, he went into work and 4 tonnes of aluminium fell on him

He died!

thus proving how deadly aluminium is.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Quick, post a badly photoshopped picture with a blurry picture of a world leader in it.
That will get the message across.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# MLNLGMLGNLGM!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# well, I'm convinced
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# omg its all true
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I read that as Paris Hilton at first glance.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Jade's legacy (of racism and lack of education)?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I was busy watching a middle class family complain about the price of croissants on channel 4 instead.
Briefly.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# those poor bastards will have to queue for brie next
just where will the madness end!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# those poor bastards will have to queue for brie next
just where will the madness end?!

edit: SHIT! DOUBLE POATS!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# those poor bastards will have to queue for brie next
just where will the madness end!?!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Legacy? Come on!
She's the Sunny D of the entertainment world.
Thick, artificial, and generally bad for you.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Fully automatic does the deal !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhahhah
 
THIS IS LIFE
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Reminds me of Leonard Betts
int' X-files, innit.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Harry Hill will present everything on itv.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hehehehe, nice one!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Were you just watching The One Show sire?
They had a piece on The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and Urban Spaceman :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# bugger, no, got radio 2 on in the background
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Check it out on iPlayer.
It was towards the end :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# indeedy the lovely Neil Innes was playing it on the ukulele
Things sometimes don't get better than that :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ha ha, you watch the One Show!
(I caught that feature too. Now I know what the song means)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Christine Bleakley!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# is she still on it
i watched it today and hardly noticed.

when i say hardly i mostly mean hard
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band?
Have you got a link to their work on youtube?


oh.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hahahaha
They should do this, it would probably sort it all out at last
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# pfffffffffft


`
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# ^ Slap Head
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D

Want a war? Send in Kate Adie and one will kick off quicker than you can say flibbertygibbert!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# My favourite reporter
has to be Nina Nana, as popularised by the song Saturday Night by Whigfield.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# and at least when she's kicked out to pasture by Channel 4 news,
she can still get a job sitting on top of ambulances
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I like Zainab Badawe.
That is a LOLworthy name!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# lets not forget fenella fudge
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# and she has a Harry Hill connection
He used her name on his old Channel 4 show
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I thought that was already covered by Ewar Woowar.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yes!
Or maybe release a mutagenic virus that turns every human and Fifer in the world a tasteful shade of beige with no racially-distinguishing physical differences.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# this is all kinds of woo
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# :D:D:D
'clicks'
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ITV would be 100% better and I would absolutely watch it.
I gave a presentation today and mentioned how they're cutting the budget of the only things that were good about ITV and keeping the funding for the shite.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
either way, you're off to hull
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Genius!
*reallols*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Top Shop Holly haha *clicks*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Heh
A few weeks back, I noticed him getting away with shouting "Come on, Hitler!".

At 7.30pm on a Saturday.

On ITV.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i wish he did
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# You know what I hear about the Jews?
They only ever eat food that is kosher.

KOSHERRRRRR!!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)
# Hur Hur Hur
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Helloooo
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# oh how i wish i could do that
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# what, play the piano in a bathroom while a women uses mouth wash
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# no, the eyebrow thing
but hum a few bars and I.. I cant go on
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# I can do the eyebrow thing
I can also do the Cadbury eyebrow thing
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# the electrified version?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *High fives*
I have complete control of my eyebows.

The mexican wave is very popular.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# *high fives back*
It is great and annoys those who can't do it :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yiff yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ^ Squits

EVEALL!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Why no neko here?
please
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :S
I will look it up on google

edit : hmm thats just weird... Japanese cat umm pictures
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Skimpiness at it's fury finest !
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# .
Photobucket


The Dangers of Aluminum Toxicity
www.bellaonline.com/articles/art7739.asp

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# HOLY FUCK GUYS, THEY'RE PUTTING FLUORIDE IN OUR WATERRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I just read your bio on your site.
I didn't realise someone could get their penis that far down their own throat.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# what, this?
www.dees2.com/bio.html

"Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant."

Uh-huh.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'd definitely say he's a political art genius.
Only someone with this kind of talent would ever have the hundreds of people all around the world world pointing and laughing at him as he shouts FUCK YOU, SHEEPLE at his computer in his underground bomb proof bunker, surrounded by David Icke bobble head toys, each with their own individual tin foil hat, just in case the government ever perfect that bobble head control mechanism.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Screw talent, sod humour. The real question is:
Who is sexiest?



(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# No, this one.
"Agenda-ridden, ill-informed, most times with copious use of the blur tool, this old and basic style of illustration displays complete ignorance and narrow-mindedness in the visual instant after you've worked out what the fuck he's banging on about this time."
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Stop stealing stuff from my biography
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
#
" world renowned David Icke" ftw
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
world-renowned indeed.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# visual instant...
Photobucket

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Haha what the shit
Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ASS-PARTAME.
COINCIDENCE?

FUCKING WAKE UP.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# bet that can's made of aluminium as well
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# you know, I really couldn't give a shit
why, because we have been exposed to most of this stuff for pretty much over 100 years, so we are kind of fucked anyway. Seeing as much of it is bollocks and we are only here for a short time, does it matter.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# making people worry about it is just raising stress levels
to a far more dangerous level.
Clearly catnipp is the cancer in our ready brek, the greatest evil and biggest threat to the utopian shell suited society that we all dream of.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Indeed
many people have ended up dead or going mad through the stress of all this bollocks.

Bollocks to it, do what you damn well like :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Aspartame is a lightning bolt in the sky from the ghost of that rumsfeld bloke
who fancies vampire chicks drinking emo cola?


SPEAK SENSE YOU COCK!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Nonono!
Rumsfeld CREATES lightning, that aspartames-up your cola, making you one of the restless dead.

Also, there is a tree for some reason.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the tree is the shadow of death weeping from rumsfeld's ghost tits
it happens when he is wanking over vampire chicks

this is fact, catnipp said so
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# If a picture paints a thousand words.
Then his are mostly dyslexic dribble.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# NO! WAKE UP!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Aluminium Fluoride is very toxic.
So is pure uranium.

Also, most poisons are toxic, as are all toxins.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# IT'S A GOOD JOB THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T CONTROL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CONTENT OF THE INTERNET
OTHERWISE NONE OF THIS INFORMATION WOULD EVER BE AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I know right? The internet is the only thing that is still completely uncensored
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# That and the papers.
Thank god for the two remaining pillars of unbias news in our society.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# UNLESS IT'S LIKE SOME SUPER CLEVER DOUBLE BLUFF
IF THEY TOOK IT DOWN, THATS WHEN WE WOULD HAVE TOTAL PROOF THAT THEY DON'T WANT US TO SEE IT.

OMFG. WAKE UP!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This is true.
Also, technically I work for a government. I may be part of a shadowy cabal - maybe I missed the memo :(
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Dick. You're like, killing us all.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Sorry :[
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Actually aluminium salts can be very toxic
and commonly found in deoderants,
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# yep, is true
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# aluminium
killed 11 of my Koi carp in the 80's
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# yeah, but wrapping them up in that foil meant they cooked all the way through a lot better on the BBQ
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# carp is not very good eating
has a very 'muddy' taste and too many bones to deal with.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# copper did the same to my hamster
a foot long section of 22mm to be precise, admittedly he wasn't at all well before i hit him with it, saves on the vets bills.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# velocitous copper is a neurotoxin sheeple!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# and tea towels
don't wear one on your head, my hamster was when the copper hit him and that was that, see also Gaza conflict.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahah
Look, I find your bullshit quite entertaining, but do you seriously think that you are going to "wake up the sheeple" when the sheeple are too busy laughing their arses off at your maditude
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
I watched the new futurama earlier

LOL
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# which one?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# The one with tin foil hats !!! LOLOLOL
Green something or other
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# got that one
not watched it yet
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Also, why would the bbc show this IF THEY ARE PART OF THE NWO BRAINWASHING MEDIA!! :O
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Easy...
They are trying to warn the b3tans before it is too late, taxes are big revenue, why lose another slave willing to pay taxes?
.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# ..
at
with


ooooh, you crafty editer!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# No, you see what you've done here is mistakenly thought that we were laughing at him when infact we were laughing with him. At you.
You really do live in a delusional bubble dont you
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# And its no good editing your posts we all saw it
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# But yesterday they were all trying to drastically reduce the world's population
try to be consistent
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I'm sure he'll love you for this
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# oh he will :)
In his own special way
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Well what is it, aluminium or tin foil?
Do some research before you let you mouth run man, you weren't there man!

Also in conclusion, mental don't have a conception of self irony, therefore it's quite clearly someone playing silly beggars.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# You called it tin foil hats
so i went with your term Jeru Sheep boy, turns out it is aluminum foil you are using, and now you are all poisoned by your ignorance, hahaha

www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/23/AR2006052300366.html
.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# No, I was using tin foil taken from the outer protective cover of the insulation of a 1940s boiler actually.
Also you are fat.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Actually, mine is kitchen foil.
Made from genuine kitchens.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Mine's made from geuine Olis
/Oli foil...

//Olive oil
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Oof.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# personally I use kitchen lol's
it makes chicken funny!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# yukyukyuk
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# "tin foil" is generally aluminium, yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil

Nice one wikipedia : "Tin foil used to be called silver foil until scientists realized silver was valuable in 1932". Err, what?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# an example of saying the right thing
but not realising what you just said was insane

:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
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Come on, game's up. Which regular are you?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# /o
(minimalist facepalm - was the best we could do. a relative of \o/ and o/ which are meant to be heads and arms)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I borrowed that one from those lovely folks over at /talk
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Have you really not figured out that pretty much everything on earth can be linked to causing illness?
The only reason this shit gets on the news is because stupid people eat it up like MSG soaked chinese food.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Haha you knob
Way to post a massive contradiction to your own argument.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# ...what the
did you actually read the artical you just linked to?

"Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust. Widely distributed in soil, plants and water, including our food and drinking water, it is impossible to avoid. According to Health Canada, that nation's public health agency, about 95 percent of an adult's daily intake of aluminum comes from food. And less than 1 percent of all ingested aluminum is absorbed by our bodies.
[...]
Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.
[...]
As for hard-anodized aluminum, the surface has been subjected to a process that builds up its natural coating of oxide. Aluminum oxide is a very hard, nonreactive substance that forms an impenetrable coating. So the food never actually touches aluminum metal."


in short, you definately cannot possibly get poisoning from foil ever.


edit: damn, that took so long to say that everyone else also did it only better and more concise
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# yours pretty much covers all the bases :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# your version is most persuasive
however, I fear that the amount of text is too much for poor catnippp.

Unless it's something concise and understandable like: "WAKE UP ALOOMINUM IS POISONS!" I don't think he's interested in accepting it.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# if only i had worded it in the form of a photo montage.
with lightening
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I think "Haha you knob" pretty much covers it all
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
#
The suspicion of a relationship between aluminum and (take your choice) Alzheimer's, Lou Gehrig's or Parkinson's disease has been floating around for about 20 years. The brains of some Alzheimer's patients have been found to contain abnormally high concentrations of aluminum, but nobody knows whether that is a cause of the disease or a result of it.

at least i made it easier to read

Because Alzheimer's is a chronic disease that develops over a long period of time, the long-term ingestion of aluminum in drinking water, which is relatively easy to monitor, should be a logical way to search for a correlation. And yet, epidemiological attempts to link aluminum in drinking water with Alzheimer's disease have been either inconclusive or contradictory.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I can confirm this from my studies
and from my flatmate's who is currently conducting research on alzheimer's towards his phd. Neuroscience and neuropsychology research has never found a causal link between "aluminium-poisoning" and Alzheimer's.

However, apparently people who read books about conspiracy speculation and "infinite love" are in a better position to comment.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# This is getting a bit tiresome.

Also: Hello b3ta! Have I missed anything today?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha!
great stuff
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i still wish i hadn't missed the tinfoil hat event (THE) yesterday though
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# It was awesome
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I just logged on,
half-wondering if you'd finished your hilarious riposte to mr hedgehog. I see that you have.

I'm sure he'll be honoured to have a man of your talents lampooning him.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# NICE ONE CATNIPPPP

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I find the fact that he kept posting tutorials of how to copy his style and now people are making ass fun of him through it delicious
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# haha
I didn't see any tutorials.
It's not difficult. I made this in my lunch-break today.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Sandwich in one hand, blur tool in the other?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# haha, yes indeed
cut, paste, warp, selective sharpen, blur.

I had a mozzarella and tomato ciabatta, most likely choc-full of tasty toxins. mmm-mmm.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# HA

That sign is great! Will send to icke too. You got talent bud.

.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# good
please tell me what he says.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# awesome work :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# thanks very much :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hahahaha...
that's a trump card if ever there was...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ffs..it's dun none thing to my word put together word saying now!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Your response rather made me chuckle :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha
magic :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# there is only one letter difference
between mental and metal. its a conspiracy to make us mad thru metals. one day we will all die
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Strictly Come Dance Like an Egyptian
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# here's one from last week :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# yay! I like that
took me a couple of seconds, and then...Ghosts on the Nile.
sweet.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Shatners perfume
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Men just can't help acting on Impulse (power)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# PUNLOLS!
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Genesis.....by Kalvin KHHHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Phil Collins by James Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha, :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# arf :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# evening fella :)
/had to watch the episode twice, it jumped about a fair bit. Picked up quite a bit on a second viewing,
and there's now more questions that need tidying up than there are episodes left this season - gah!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yea...

really has messed with my head..The Statue is Horus, and a lot of name/links to Greek mythology again..
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# it's getting a bit weird to say the least
but hopefully towards a bit of a suprise climax or 'reveal' which nobody saw coming.
there's a lot of play with varying mythology.
I like the idea of them being back in the dharma days - which explains daniel at the the start of the season, in the construction of the orchid station.
/and Locke is on the smaller island at the mo.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# *de-lurks*
If I lived on an island in the 1970s and had an English ginger-haired daughter, I'd keep her the fuck away from the twitchy scientist guy who has just appeared.

*re-lurks*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# the smell of sweat and seamen stained pants
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# with a hint of Khan
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I await The Scent of Tribble
Makes the ladies swoon and pet, and makes the Klingons cower in terror.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# hehehehe
Think i'll roast this here then
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# the few moments it took me to piece that together
made it all the better in the end :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# haha O_O
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I'd hand over good money at the cinema to see this
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# HULK!!!


....


......SMASH!!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I think I heard you right...
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

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