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# Just to push catnippp down the board
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# What is it with you and Gary WIlmot?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# love
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Just look at the face
how could you not love that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Naaa
Teeth too big. They'd scrape the skin off.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# nothing wrong with that
means you get some deep cleaning on your knob
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah but they'll only sell the cheese to the supermarkets.
I wan't profits dammit! Profits!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# do that yourself, you lazy bugger
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Fisting, obviously
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Nothing, his name is just stuck in my head
So if I am going to suffer, you all are :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Fisting
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# i don't know who that is
name the most important thing he's done, besides fisting
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# he was one of those shit comedians from the 80s
Who went on to a stage career
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Fisting 4 Jesus!



In other news: yep, photobucket's deleted my CDConnely anim again.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# He isn't called Jesus any more, he is called Barry
you didn't get the memo

LOL RETRO EMAILINGS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Ah yes, I did see something regarding a Barry Christ of Nazareth this weekend
something like 'bang! and the sin is gone?'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# No, he got it all wrong
I have been wondering for about a week, if the world would be different if Jesus was called Barry.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Not so much

but people would shout Barry! as a curse more often
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Is that one of Jamrog's on teh right?:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I knew you'd be aroused
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# TOAP!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# .
Photobucket

Explaining England’s surveillance obsession OR Cool Bird loves RAY CHARLES Click HERE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-N_mtx0GA

.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# they make us safe!!!
nice picture too :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I am confused.
Are you saying that your theories will all come true when pigs fly?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ha ha :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ONOES!
The price of bacon will go up!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i was tempted by that..
but I went for the more subtle trolling approach :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Course you did ginge!
;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# That went through my head too
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# piggy flyings with their little helmets a showing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# I don't remember that verse in The Beatles' song....
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# PIGGIES in their cars, with the flashing lights
and their cocks hanging out
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# It is so we can make porn when ever and where ever we like
I makez TOAP
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Slips on tinfoil hat
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Think we should be able to buy b3ta tinfoil hats from the b3ta shop
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ive been quite involved in the last year with UK privacy
regarding the illegal use of deep packet inspection technology for the monetisation of our data streams but I am in no way a privacy nut.
I am absolutely behind every single CCTV camera that is installed for the use in crime prevention.

Top picture.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Deep packet inspection technology?
I welcome these new cyborg prostitutes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# DID
you click on the link?????

.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# No. I never click on the links.
I'm not interested in being preached to by anyone. It's just the way I always am no matter what the subject.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# click on it, be surprised for once.
.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# umm does that mean
the mrs can see what porn i download?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# nope,
it's making sure there's enough crisps in those family bags
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# mmmmm
crisps......

I want hot dog flavour crisps
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# That means that if you are with BT
that every page you visit will be read and based upon the sites you visit and your 'interests' you will find the next site you visit will contain adverts for things that the DPI kit believes you are interested in, no matter who is using the computer.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# unless you use adblock
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# It won't work like that
and it still will not prevent all your data being illegally intercepted regardless of your wishes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Did you do this in your TARDIS?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)
# What?
Don't need time travel to write to MPs and Company managers. Voice opinions on blogs etc.

https://nodpi.org/

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
# mays at image
glees at link.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I am actually a camera. I mean actually a camera. I'm recording what you're doing right now.
nice pig
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# We know you are.
We have been told about the history of flashing.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Double plus good.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I like being on camera
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)
# That's a really nice one, although I'd do a touch more shading on the scarf
match the shadow under the chin to the scarf and you're there

not sure about the ghosted wing though, is that a left behind layer or is it meant to be motion of the wing flapping, if so I'd go with a bit of directional blur
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Actually
that is one of the very first Mutones i did long ago, Piggles, when i was still sort of cutting and pasting photos instead of drawing everything, and dropping the photo textures into the drawing. So i can see about a hundred things wrong with it, but i still like that the pig is so optimistic about the flight, which i understand is a takeoff on a popular english book about a world war 2 pilot, or someone, that rhymes with Piggles.

.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# He is called Biggles you cunt!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# That's it!
Thanks, you rectal stool
.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# As opposed to an oral stool obviously.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# oh
verbal diarrhoea is quite common in these parts ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# oooOOOooo
'ark at 'im:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Hello, dumbass.
Nice picture.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# tell dave that's a good picture he made
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# HELLO CATNIPPPP
I made you an easter-themed tribute!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# who is the gay bald dude?
with the pink face.
.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Jesus
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# This is most excellent :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# The pig is ace
that link is ace too.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# MSPaint draw your future self. GO!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Grr... Only have a mouse...


Me in 50 years.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# trolls trolling trolls
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I will gut you like a kipper, boy
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha I can do an half decent impression of The Hitcher
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# gruff cockney accents for the win
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# pip pip old chap!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# how far into the future are we talking here
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Haha wonderful! :D
That looks just like you.
I'd imagine.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Yeah....
More like this!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# That's not mspaint
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)
# FUCKING, BARRY CHRIST O_O
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
# WHO THE FUCKING WHY THE WHAT NOW?!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# ^ That makes me look older?
and I look like a perv?

perv peedo
peedo poof
poof dick
dick bloody nice bloke!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)
#
nice bloke!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# In other news I'm going to evolve past the need to involve an ovarie
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)
# DEVOLUTION INTO SPERMHOOD
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# it could still kick your ass..
well.... whip it..
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# BEARDSPERM SAVIOUR
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING JESUS CHEEKBONES
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It's Gordon Semen!

/half-life
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# IMPRACTICAL ROBOTICS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Future amish skateboarding yo.
How radical, English!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Haha that's definately what you're going to look like.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# and that's in paint?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Well it was either that or the pixel pencils.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Ok if you insist
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# That's ace :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ice Ice Baby ;)
I lost my head directing!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Hello I have a city!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I have feet, but you don't hear me shouting about it and make a picture of them
that is woo :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# You should make a picture of them and shout about it.
WITH LOUD WORDS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)
# That is a very nice city!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Thanks to you!




(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Oh wow very nice
definitely worth looking at the click for bigger.

woo yay
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# ace city!
great sense of distance
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)
# tuesday at beta towers

apologies to connor
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WTF?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Ha ha! This is a thing of wonder and joy.
Poor kitty falls prey to a slippy gel trap
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# USE THE GEL
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Pretty much how I imagined it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I approve
this is rather fab.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# this wins the internet
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)
#
What you said stop the internet we have a winner
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# : D
'edit' I maded a room thing!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75g2wpjRAJs
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# That was an exhilerating 6 seconds :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Need some fire
woo :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Home-LOL!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)
# that's fucking incredible!
awsome anim powers :D


is that monkdagolas' disabled flying club in the background too?

woo!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# that'd be connor's
disabled flying club in the background.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yes its the disabled flying club
thought it was connors..apologies to monkdagola if not.
thanks for the woos peeple :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# utterly fantastic
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I don't understand what is going on
but I love it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# DAFC
must never be forgotten :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
This is awesome.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Blerrrrr maarrrghmmm moooorm
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Ha :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# is that my MP?
its lovely work, worthy of my finest woo which you can microwave later for a treat
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)
# BLERG!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
you loon :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This captures very well how I feel at this precise moment.
bluuueeerrrrghhmmmarrrp
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)
# haha ace
clicked
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# i love this series
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# why don't you marry it then
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# i'd rather just shag it until i get bored
then dump it for a younger model
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# paedo!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# love and sex?
together?

shirley shome mishtake
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Ooooh! Very nice!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)
# crosshatching
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# u filtard
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Wow nice
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)
# very cool!~
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# loverly!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Virtual bad losers in the real world...

...what would really happen?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
I still maintain the way to make F1 more interesting is to have half the cars going the opposite way round the track
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# is it just me...
or is f1 just like fast drying paint...but with more overtaking from the paint blobs? Add machine guns to the front of em!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Replace all the cars with children's pedal tricycles.
On the same courses...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I forget who it was
but I remember a stand-up comedian saying that the best way to make the Oxford v. Cambridge boat race more interesting would be if it were to the death. The same principle could apply to Formula 1.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Needs the little koopa on a cloud with fishing rod :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Yes.
I've seen it really happen at a short circuit race, nearly killed someone...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# This started as a hilarious 'hashtag' lol on a 'micro-blogging' site called 'Twitter'. It's great.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Twitter?
What is that?
*phones websherrif*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# follow me!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ok
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# You watching the game?
How much of a twat did Cech look :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Yes , lots
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# LOL!
Unexpected penalty :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Well Pool are gonna win.... it is europe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Ha! True day.
Some twat in my local on saturday was claiming there was no chance that Liverpool would go through, and also that Man Utd stand no chance of going through against Porto in Portugal. I should have made a bet with him.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Bet him two brass buttons and a kazoo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I dunno,
kazoos aint cheap ya know!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)
# only 499,997 more to go
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Are you following me now?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# nicachu?
yep!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yes, that is me
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# As you can see I use it a lot
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Wow
You've not only been very busy since the last update but have acquired TWO followers!
*impressed*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# phear my l33t skillorz


*has a lie down*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Quick
Put it on the Twitter blog thingy.
News like that has to be shared.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The excitement is too much for me.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I will
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)
# do this
twitter search = literalalbumcovers there's a few lmaos in there.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# whut?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Not your work
Try again
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# it is my work
fool
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Driving a ship and don't want to be pirated?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# ha
I knew there would be a simple solution
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Don't let 'em in!
*advises the government*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haha!
'jots down for future reference'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Sound advice from Gary Wilmot
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Pirates : "Aww go-on!"
Captain: "No!"

Pirates : "Pleeee-ase"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# hehehe
but they may be cunning pirates that pretend to be there to read the electricity meter then once you open the door bang the put the eye patch on and put our a cutlass
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# blow it up!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# good job microwave...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I guess he had to split!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Oh dear god
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# The addition of a stabby stick will sort out rogue workmen
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrrr!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# pfft
*spang*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# random questions for all you b3tans
how do I make a gif file size smaller? at the moment it *gasp* 1mb
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Sharp scissors
or
Less frames.
There are a host of things. Which programme are you using?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)
# gimp
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ooh shit
I can't help you there but I'm sure some kind soul here will assist.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Do you wanna gaz it to me and I will see what I can do?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# host it somewhere and post a link to it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# go...
filters menu... select animation
then optimise (difference) or optimise for gif.

Save it first under another name as optimise does strange and wonderous things.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I read that as
"how do you make a giraffe smaller?"

I was waiting for the punchline.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Feed it bonsai trees
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)
# GIMP?
Filters->Animation->Optimize (for Gif)

^-- That's a good start, but make sure you save a copy first. You may have to use "Cumulative" as your frame disposal if you do this.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Top idea
but I still like my idea of each ship being fitted with feck-off cannons.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Sound advice.
Although the pirate's tendency to carry rocket-propelled grenade launchers could be problematic.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)
# .
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Booby Boob Boob
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# pretty pretty
but she has a male face?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah most of the faces I draw tend to look like the wrong gender
I figure I will get better with practice
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# i prefer the androgynous look anyway :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)
# whack a paper bag on their head and everyone looks the same.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# True
but I feel that may be avoiding the problem somewhat.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)
# she doesn't look that male, but she has been sucking on a lemon
(or is holding her breath to fit in the dress!)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Here is the photo I was working from:
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Hmm. The source woman is quite boyish.
And also quite...

I have some. Errands. To do.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# woo! also: DRAUGHT MONKEY BEER!
'wants'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Yay someone noticed :D
Usually nobody notices the memes I put in the background of my images.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# nice...
...but i like the source pic better.... :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Thanks :)
but given the options of real woman or cartoon woman it is not really a hard decision.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)
# nice style!

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Thanks
I like your picture simplistic yet attractive :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ...i need some nipple, man!...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
You have a biggerty? I want to tshirt it!


EDIT: How rude. Woo'n'ningles.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# this is the best i can do...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# yays:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# have you got it in smaller?
like 27x20 pixels?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I would really prefer it at around 32x27
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Surely pi x 2?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# don't you mean
Ek=\frac12mv2
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# here ya go...

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)
# glee!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Do you have it upside down and back to front and also in French please
thank you
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# yeah...i'm working on that...in the meantime, enjoy this movie...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)
# hehehe
mum , mum, mama, mama, mama ma, ma ma ma ma ma ma mama, maaaaam......
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# haha :D
bloody hell, that's a bit good
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# pfffft :D
woo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# WOAH!
nicely
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :D
That is very good
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Lawks...
... there are people around here that look like that!
(oh, and may I add... woo!)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)
# thanks!...
...THANKS EVERYBODY!....SEE YA LATER!...:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Oh what the heck - Cockblister or not, I need to get this out of my head!

Clicketybig [118k]

Because it was such a disappointment. Had some really funny bits but on the whole derivative and terrible - proof that Naylor without Grant is just a waste of time...
</rant>
 
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you knew it was going to be shite, so why did you watch it
It died after series 4, all comedy programs do
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# A valid point ...
... don't point that valid at me it might be loaded!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Actually ....
... I was expecting it to be shite, and I was STILL disappointed, that's how bad it was...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Oh smeg
What the smegging smeg have you smegging done?:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Oh wow, smeg, how insulting and funny
It died and they should have left it dead, just because Chris Barry's carrier is in the shitter, does not mean you have to make a new one
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# and refrigerating
don't forget refrigerating
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# No I totally agree with you
major downturn after 4 (or possibly 5)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# All comedy programs do
And yet they don't learn
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# are you American?:P
MY speelang may bee atroshish but I don't do Americanisms:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Septics and their silly spelling
tsk
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# oh thats it, insult me
*walks off in a huff*
*mumbles*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# What have I told you about wearing huff boots:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:18, archived)
# curb your enthusiasm?
althouh I've only seen bits of the 5th season.. still had me in giggle fits
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Not reall seen that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I wont recommend it to you
if I do i think you're duty bound to hate it :P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# if people like, I will probably hate it :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i hate Curb Your Enthusiasm
though I appear to be alone in this. It's fucking awful and Larry David can't act for fucking toffee. More importantly, it's just not funny which kind of defeats the point.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:24, archived)
# amen
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I thought season 5 was great
and it ended with Back To Reality, which is my fave episode.
I thought it died when the writing team broke up.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Yep - exactly...
... everything afterwards just had 'needless ressurrection' written all over it...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Not true! Look at Father Ted...
/hull
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Southpark is getting better with time...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:01, archived)
# you've summed up the problem in a nutshell there.
They should have known it was doomed from the start with the phrase 'the channel that gave you Argumental'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I like Argumental
But I wasn't a fan of League of Gentlemen Red Dwarf: Apocalypse.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse in space
and that is all I will say on that shite


/ac
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# spot the person with riverghost on ignore:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# not seen that
Not even seen the whole of series 3, what I did see, I didn't like
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# But...
... it wasn't even in space!

Can you believe they've got the balls to have this out on DVD for £13...?

If you've seen Bladerunner, The LOG film, the Back To Reality episode and then forgotten all the good bits - you wouldn't even need to bother!
 
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# LoG:A is a fantastic film
I expected shite and was laughing my tits off
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It had it's moments.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# the only one I chuckled at was the tentacles/ testicles line cat came out with
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)
# It had some solid moments, it was just the story was shit.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# The bit ...
... where Rimmer was doing the Bladerunner "pan out, zoom in, find reflective surface" made me LOL, but very little else did...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# that bit was pure gold
but it was fairly poor over all.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Like, when it ended
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# What she said^
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Yeah
The end credits.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)
# spot the person with earl otterby on ignore ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)
# no he hasn't
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Yes I do!
Oh. DamN!:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# see underneath prodigy69's post for details
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I seen under prodigy69
it is rather big
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Yes
I had him down as a large cock too!:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# he is ok
he just gets a bit grumpy some times
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Can't laugh at himself
can laugh at anything else but himself. I believe I got ignored as I made a Scottish joke.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:11, archived)
# did you say they are tight fisted and have padlocks on their wallets
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# No not at all
Could have been the Scots have small dicks as they're tight fisted wankers though:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:19, archived)
# small dick
tight fisted

is this one of those jokes with multiple layers
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# i didn't watch it
did they actually go into the set of corronation street?

oh dear oh dear.

nicely :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Can I be contraversial
and say that I actually quite liked it?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I'm not sure if you're allowed to after the mob has decided
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# it was pretty bad, but not that bad
i think the mistake that most people made was not being drunk enough when they watched it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I think it would have been better if they'd not done the despair/elation squid ending and made it all tie up into a pointless little episode.
And also had a massive proper shoot out at the ending.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# i reckon what they needed was less action/drama
red dwarf works best as a low-budget cheesy sitcom full of one-liners and canned laughter and terrible special effects
ed: that said, i'm probably going to end up buying the dvd and watching it again and enjoying it :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Yeah but what would be the point of doing it similar to the old series?
It's already been done, it would have made more sense to do something original (though a lot less mawkish and sentimental) then after all the surreal metareferencing bits they have a big gun battle until everyone is left silent and possibly dead or not dead.

Like Blake 7
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:16, archived)
# i guess that's what the director was going for
the script probably seemed a lot better on paper
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:17, archived)
# It's definitely what I'm going to do anyway.
I'm going to write a really camp and shit American TV comedy like Will & Grace for six years purely so on the very final episode they are all pulled into Hell and made to sit judgement for their time on earth and end up carving chunks out of each other in a barbaric cannibal forced orgy at the end.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# *waits for DVD*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Watched it
Enjoyed it.

would not say it was the best thing I ever saw but then again it was not that bad.

sort of a 6.5 out of 10 from me then.

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Watching the first one through a second time last night I enjoyed it much more.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I may infact edit all 3 parts together into one and watch it on the big screen
in my mates house (he has one of them home cinema things in his attic) I have a similar set-up myself, but his is all posh with big seats and even a bar.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:27, archived)
# what made you say "derivative" rather than "unoriginal?"
just a language question, not trying to take the piss

the first episode was alright, but the second and third i've already pretty much forgotten :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Well...
... that's just the way my girlfriend described it, she likes using big words, they didn't have many where she grew up... ;-)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I didn't expect it to be great
but I still intend to watch it at some point.

(also I love the endless repeats of top gear)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# I Sky +'d all three and watched them together this morning...
It had several funny bits but seemed to have a lot of dead time between the laughs.

Plus - how do you fit 4 grown men into a smart car that has 2 seats?

Answers on a postcard...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)
# dun dun duuuuuuuuuhhhhh
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Ha!
I wonder if someone can make a Wicker Man image generator... we upload an image and it adds it to the final frame of this gif.

COME ON, CODEMONKEYS.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# i have the pds file.
you make one and you've got it for life.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha, nice :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Bah, he needs to get out more if he's still shocked by that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaha.
nice one.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Nice work yourself too.
You succulent and fragrant morsel you.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# haha :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# haha
nice one KV
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha
I wasn't expecting that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :)


and

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Maybe too late for easter ...
 
But anything to take my mind off that disappointingly execrable Red Dwarf cockblister ...



Click for bigger (85 kb)

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# there's a kfc opening soon within walking distance of me
yeah!

toxic shit fried in death with bits of rat!

yay!

nom!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# That happened in Japan, a rat fell into the batter and got fried
But then they like that kind of thing there
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# my favourite rodent-based food mishap has to be this:
www.twfuller.com/funeral/mouse_bread.jpg

I love the way he has been sliced into fist of the north star style layers and staggered
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# mmmmm, mousey bread :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Fist of the North?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Oh.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# The unheard of sidekick of the Hammer of Scotland
Shame on you, if you don't know who that is.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# D:
D:
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I think this story is applied to every kfc ever
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oi - less KFC hatz0rz!
I find them to be the nicest of the major fast food places, despite what all the doom mongering whingers say about mutated chickens and cancer chips.

Yes i am ignorant, but i trust my belly.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *uses belly examiner*
Woah!!

dude

take up extreme sports or something, live life to the fullest while you can

*puts away belly examiner and walks away crying 'it's so tragic'*


:D

Last KFC I had took 24 hours to pass through me!

oh yeah!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# erm, well i went skiing for the first time last month
it wasnt very extreme, but i did bruise my ribs DUUUDE!

Ill take up extreme mouse wheel scrolling from now on :-D


your comment on things passing through you made me think of your wonderful product illustration of that food recycler TM - please repost it!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# food recycler?
eep, I don't know what you mean?!

:/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# the pipes going from a lady's arse into some persons mouth
*patents*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ah, "chocolate strawberry"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# yey!
I do like your drawings. They are slightly unhinged in a genuinely disturbing way (especially those mutants made out of tits and cocks) - kinda like charles bronsons doodles! The trademark throbbing just makes them better.

I mean that as a compliment.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yay
I gotta sort out erm.. cs2 and then I can throb again!

If I could somehow mix up myself, walrus man and cockweasle I'd be on to a complete winner
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# and mutated monty.
FUCK!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# oh yeah
:D

this thought pleases me
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I think you mean
XTREEEEEM mouse wheel scrolling
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I agree.
Since when you buy a box of leg or breast or whatever, it's quite clear what you're getting.

Yes it's greasy, yes it's fatty and unhealthy. But I imagine it's beyond the wit of even the colonel to fake proper chicken taste and on-the-bone texture of the meat.

Otherwise, Linda McCartney's ghost would be doing it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yeah I eat the legs and breats and recognisable bits
stuff like burgers and popcorn chicken... NAY...

:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# IT HAS MEATS IN IT
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# *zips up*
crap! rumbled!

*scarpers*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# No, they found meat in her meals once
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# hah
by meat do you mean "legally meat" or just meat waste?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# "hurry up and die, there's a one legged chick hopping mad with waiting"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# gets a hoopla from me
just for mentioning Bejams
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# awesome :D
i prefer maryland chicken though
about 50p for a bucket full of assorted bird limbs
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# haha!
"that wasn't chicken"™
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# BARRY CHRIST!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha! woo.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeasy Queasy
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# An Izzardism:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yay loaves and fishies
sod the 5,000 it's all mine.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# that bready stuff looks pretty nice actually
mmmm - peshwari naan goodness

I just noticed the 'finger crucifixing good' bit - ACTUALOL

Braveaux!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# i really wish that image wasn't making me so hungry :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Dear KFC,
I have nailed my fingers to some planks of wood.


Now what?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Lick 'em
;-p
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)
# scratchings
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# That is most lovely
Can I live there?

woo
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# It reminds me of Beneath a Steel Sky
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# i remember that game
i think it's freeware now...
*goes to download*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# If find it, put the link on here please
I never finished that bastard
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# http://www.scummvm.org/downloads.php
about half way down the page
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Cheers sir :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# cor!
cheers, loved that game :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Very woo - i lieks
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# grimdark :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Sexual
And I mean that in a sexy way
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# pervert.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# If only!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ah so he's the one who goes to those 'have sex with corridors in your area' websites we see advertised!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I own skankyassghettoaccomodations.com
;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I'm sure you do.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Your place is probably listed on there!
ZING!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# You're thinking of the hostels for the destitute and workshy.
Which is strange, as I'd imagine you'd have a list of those.

ZANG!:P
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Oh snap!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# youre just imagining that dark figure in the corner
is a urine soaked, cack smelling tramp pissed and comatose through drinking lighter fluid, and you approach him, ready to bum him to death.

I bet thats what youre thinking, arent you.

Poivoit
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY MIND
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# fab
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I am enjoying your scratchings

Are you drawing them from real life or a photo or something?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# cheers :D
i traced some lines from this photo to get the perspective right, then added the other details
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# PHONEY! ;)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I knew it was Henry only without the hat and coat - it must be his summer holidays
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Lovely detail
is that Henry at the back of the room?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# He looks dead
not even henry could survive Walrus man's mind
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# It was the trippy psychedelia that killed him
mainly because he had to colour it all in himself.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# colouring is difficult :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU JUST WASN'T THERE!!
the choice of crayons or coloured pencils or even inks - it was hell, man. 'NAM was hell!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# he would be a welcome guest
tea and biscuits would be served
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Your getting better
Its hard to tell because you were so fucking good before. *clicks*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Really relevant the the thread I think.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I love a bit of post apocalyptic distopia, me
or is this an NHS waiting room?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# wicked!...
...seriously awesome!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i really prefer this style to your old ones
They just all got to look very similar.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)
# This is brilliant
I'm going to give this a click.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Woo!
*saves away for later*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)
# wow!
*clicks* just wow! more of this kind of thing!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hope the OP doesn't mind
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# click for larger
.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah, Public Housing.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# The question bugging me this hour

Is how can someone make 223 frames fit in under a 32K file? What is this sorcery?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Which gif is that?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Who are we getting gifs for?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Santa.
It is nearly his birthday!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I am not getting anything for that bastard rapist
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# did you get him an easter egg
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# 2nd on the popular page
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That is witchcraft!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# bloody hell
that must've taken a while
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# To being teh pope
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# popes!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# can't be teh popes, not Nazi enough
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# tiny, limited use of colours, not that much actually changing each frame
if it was an animation of Nicolas Cage punching a woman in a bear suit (nicolas is the one in the bear suit) a hundred times from a hundred angles then it might have had a big file size
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Then why is this over 300K?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# gradients, flashy lines, colour wipe
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# You put to much flashy stuff in it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# also
diagonal lines don't GIFerize very well
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# small colour palette
no dithering, dont add salt, solid colours compress betterer, gradients are a no no and always lift your dhalias in the autumn
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
This is 27 frames, 20 K
If I'd made it 223 frames long it would be 168K.

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# There is a lot more movement each frame though,
your dots in the middle are constantly changing :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*plots*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Got it down to 11 for you too ;)


EDIT: Your paddles change as do the numbers too :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Arses.
I guess it's down to the pixels.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Oh yeah, this too.
Try copy and pasting the dots from one frame into all the others so they don't change.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# It's physically larger which accounts for part of it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ehhhhh, depends.
When you're doing a gif in photoshop it generally depends on the number of layers used/how much of the screen actually physically changes.

So if you've just got 1 black background layer with the dotted line down the middle, and some layers of the paddles in 6 or so positions down the side, then you can make new frames using the existing layers in different configurations, saving loads of space.







These are just over 10K each and they had about 100-150 frames in and a fair amount of layers. It's all being economical with what you use.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# i should very much like to see this animation
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Horace
Romanes Eunt Domas?

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Do you think Nicholas Cage
really believes all this conspiracy theory rubbish his movies all seem to be about? Or do you think he just knows how to make a quick buck cashing in on the fears of obsessed nerds and cranks?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)
# got pron?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Needs more Gary Wilmot
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Listen to Holst, you lot :)
Not the planets, his other work, far better :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hmm
what about
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiBrnvR9plE
?

edit : actually this more recent version is probably better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh962H28of4&feature=related
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Ta, I will download that :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# He's positively glowing!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# stage three
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# mum?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# end of day nonsense

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# BALLS OF STEEL
is what this picture depicts :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# RACIST!
or something... it's beginning of day here
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Beer o' clock here
    YAY!
/

(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Omg LAG lmao
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Atomise me baby
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Two small Mexicans (one carrying a rod of steel)
running around the hat-brim of a larger Mexican, breathing heavily?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# this is good
i like
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# illustrator and photoshop... :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oooh me like a lot :D
woo *click*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Kung Poo?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'm glad it wasn't just me that thought they looked turdesque
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# have you ever tried to balance on turds?
very difficult.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# But the sensation as they extrude between your toes is lovely
especially if they're still warm!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# ugh
*reminds of bit in kill bill 2*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# nope, not just you :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Yays
That reminds me of Samurai Jack.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :D
i love samj
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# So beautifully done. I miss that
I miss Code Lyoko too. Thinking of getting the Lyoko sign as a tatt.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# thats a nice idea
my mate has an imperial badge from star wars
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Mofafa kindly vectored it for me, just a question of getting round to it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# the guardian of the kebab spindles is STRONG
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# i've kebabs on the noggin m'fraid...
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D
awesome
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# thanks!
i was please with it. They all took the mickey tho! :(
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Are the k3b/-\bs?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

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