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Frikkin Laser Guns

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

hahaha

nice disclaimer. I love the way it drops down a bit half way across

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ye, erm, that was done on purpose for added effect, or something.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Hahaha

I haz been gardening today and have just bought a load of plants that will have pink flowers. These should bloom in time of a lovely floral CDC in time for the bash:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Your attention to detail does you great credit...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Still a bit of a building site but it garden's coming along.

EDIT: The light green CDCshaped thing will be the CGC.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

Did Al Qaeda do this?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

No Al riverghost

EDIT: Do you mine. About 400 squid and about 40 hours of work went into that:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Why is it always a tramp's pisspot

in your pictures? '_

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

1) CAYKE!!!

2) As you havea residents parking:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

i'm surprised you can keep anything remotely tidy

given that you have to allow antipodeans and suud Afrikaans into your abode.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

It's a Dog given gift!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)

Do you have seven elephants as pets?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

No just the london bash last year:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

You ought to tidy up a bit, you know.

Your lounge is an awful mess.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

It's been years of

work in progress.
Four years ago it was a shed and 60 dead beds.

Those were just from last year.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

Bloody hell, I see what you mean.

I humbly apologise, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

YOU!

Are you going to be in attendance?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Hmmmm.

Edit: There's a bit of an issue there.
Let's say 'maybe'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

We'll have to see.

More on this story after the break.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

Sans new rockery. New stuff explained

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

Oooh nice

That's going to smell AMAZING. There's no preggy b3tettes attending this year are there?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

I'm going to get some jasmine plants as well.

No preggers ones but the dat has not yet begun:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

:D...

...:D...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Yes but you have been before.

I see why you get people to do your work for you though. Spang pan should read; drill bits and hammer:P

EDIT: And tramps bed should read picnic table I spent 5 hours sanding and repainting. THe rest is true.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Oh ok :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

That settles it

Now I HAVE to be there

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Yes you do :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

^this

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

Just a shame I won't get there in time for the BBQ

I assume there is going to be a BBQ?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

We can't have b3tards going without their vitamin meat can we now?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

MEAT

Lots of MEAT :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Save some cold meat for me please?

And no, that didn't sound right however I phrased it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

I shall save you a selection of BBQy goodnessocity!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Gotta love a bit of cold sausage

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Considering a hog roast this year:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

Not going to be there :'(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)

I'll save some:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

you do one of those,

and I'm so there!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Mr Riverghostington Sir

PLEASE do a hog roast!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

A hog roast it is*.

*WARNING: Hog may contain traces or entirely be made of cat.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Any particular reason?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)

I want to meet you and give you a hug

Because I think you are lovely

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

*glee*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Yes

Everyone has to give teh trelly a huggle! It's teh law.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

I like this law

And more people should be able to get their arms around me this year

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

This is very true

Just don't bring the hubby as we know what happens to you at bashes!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

It happened ONCE!

And he didn't even go to that bash!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

I'm telling:O

:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

Telling who?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

Erm. Er.

Miss?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

That's ok then...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

*gets slightly tearful*

how splendidly b3tan of you...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

The temptation to ask what you've bought is almost overwhelming :S

*has unhealthy interest in gardening*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Heh heh, I had to fight that too :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Well I want to know.

If they flower year after year and I'll cause some mini-sabotage in my garden in australia.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

mmnnnnggg it's no good!

What did you buy, Ghosty, what did you buy?

*hyperventilates*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

I have no idea.

If it's not eatable I don't take that much interest, I should so I suppose as I did study applied plant biology:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

I have the same principles.

If I can't eat it, I won't grow it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

I've broken with tradition this year though.

Put lots and lots of flowering plants in. Well over a hundred.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I might feel differently when I have some space to play with.

For now, I have a balcony crammed with herbs and a few fruit and veg plants.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

I bought plants.

From the homebase Crudely Grow Cocks depantment*.

*no, not a typo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm betting that someone will trash it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

Lies

They have plenty of shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

They do have lightsabers though...

Woo btw

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

Haha

We should create ourselves an army of sabers and frikkin lasers

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

ha ha...

...take that, punk!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

NO OTHER SHIT?

ARCHHHHH!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

hahaha...

good job - they'd only shoot the wrong person with them.

/scathing political satire blog.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Very little shit cos they smoked most of it?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

With the amount they keep seizing instead of buying it like us poor saps

Means they SHOULD have developed laser guns with the money they save.

Cunts.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

They have plenty of shit

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Top Police marksman makes a good point?

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Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hehehe! Have this pea...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Can it be used on your ex-boss?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Afraid not, the patent states

for these only to be used on your current employer, although there is a new model coming late this year.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Gah, can't wait that long

I'll just have to key his car as originally planned

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

Nice

Would definitly highlight your anger!

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Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

Bwaaaahahahahahahaaaa!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

hehehe :)

Hello everyone

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Slightly cold today.

Hows you?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

I am in a irritable mood

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

I am happy, because I am home early.

I am also slightly tired, because I walked home.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

STAB BOSS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Even their Highlighters are Aggressive!

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Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

sublimin-ace

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Pfft, have a pea

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

I'm currently watching an informercial with Mr T advertising some kind of light based oven

Would anyone care to join in a quick whiparound so we can pay him to not destroy my/our childhood memories?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'll pay him

to do my ironing

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

heheheh...

clever.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

You're Beheaded!

(iamgoingtohell, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Farkin 'ell

That fits surprisingly well

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

You're hired

You're fired.

You're hired.

You're fired.

Ad infinitum

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Best precis of rubbish television ever.

18 points, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

you're divorced

you're beheaded

etc.

most woosome :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Mynde Thee Pyffe.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

hahha

also - Kate Walsh - mmmmmmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Hahaha, good old Henry the Ape!

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Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Henry of Orange?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Why's Henry always Reigning in your replies?

;)

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Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Because he rules.

Um ...

*suddenly develops sense of shame*

*gets coat*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

top pun!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha

fucking hell that's terrifying

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

it looks like the underside of an orange mammoth's foot

after treading on someones face

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

This is horrible

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

staaarrrttt theee reaaactorrrr.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

I've gone off fruit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Homophobic that is

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

I anticipated some kind of accident/explosion.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

Is that

the one auditioning for the Jade Goody musical?

(otl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

HOLY FUCKHELL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

get that thing some Preparation-H STAT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

*faints*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

*guffaws*

*clicks*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

egad!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

haha, asslip!

(gotta love that autocomplete)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

hahahaha

i'm glad there's NO SOUNDS...can't imagine:D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

OMG!!!...

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)

hahaha

top shop :D

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

yays brill.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha! Sir 'Enry looks pissed!

and yay for anachronistic apprentice-themed shenannigans:

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Saw this in France...

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

*click click click click click click click click click click click click*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Ooh, bless you Mrs.T!

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

No problem at all :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Oi!

Trelly! You missed it!

997
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh bloody hell!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

youre not gonna count down from 997...

....are you?

Even if you get your cock out, nothing is worth that wait.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

huh!

~~cock~~ chode!
995
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

bloody ace!

Top wittery - i clicketh thee!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Thanks Taters!

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

*spang*

fill em up...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Hehehe!!!!!

Most woosome

Edit:I hope its the good stuff and not some cheapo plonk!! The Chateau oo la la 69 was a good'un if I remember correctly.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I never thought I'd see a frenchman sucking on vin-diesel's nozzle.

*click*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

haha

from the rumours about who's in the closet nothing would surprise me less.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Happy third birthday, or 3 + zoot = whatever number birthday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

3+zoot+craig(lurked then )

makes it nearer 7 but thanks hunny.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Like in the pot!

*tries not to get stolen by woozles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

by the way.

Have you forgotten to take a look in here?

Click for bigger (240 kb)

goodies waiting for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Ah tits

I had n'all. After you were so kind. What a cunt I am. Punch me in the tits when you see me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

I'll buy some extra-special tit-punching gloves on the interwebs

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

God, I hope so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

How rude of me.

Many happy waxy returns.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

rapy buffday mister panasonic.

you know, i thought you were panasonic, after the electrical brand for a good 10 months. It wasnt until your altercation with a noob where i realised it was PasaNONIC.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

It was when I came back in disguise

and was a rather poor attempt at humour that only worked in my head ( started with me thinking 'no nickname' and ended up like this.)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Thanks matey!

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

so I heard today that Riddick 2 looks very good

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

me go buy tomorrow.

i liked the demo, and loved butcher bay on xbox1

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

well - so I'm led to believe - the entire first game

is included with the second one... but in High Def. Whatever that means.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

yuh, i knoze. Should be good playing through it again. It was reet gut

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

He's a right cunt, he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Did you see him on Jonathan Ross inhaling helium?

Ace stuff.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Nah, I try and avoid seeing his stupid head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

however do you manage

it's fucking everywhere

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Like an inflated baby god head.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Whenever I see him, I shut my eyes and think of Tom Waits until he goes away.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I can't believe I've made it to 26 and a half years without hearing of Tom Waits

Of all the people to introduce me to "The Piano Has Been Drinking" it was Michael Ball interviewing Matthew Kelly last Sunday on Radio 2 and it was Kelly's choice of song!

Awesome!

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

No Tom Waits?!

You lucky girl, you get to hear it all for the first time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

*glees*

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Alright, then.

Did you see Tom Waits vs. Iggy Pop in Coffee and Cigarettes?

Ace stuff.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

No, but now I shall.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

^ *REALLY want to see this film. *

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Hah. That was fun.

Not as good as Bill Murray as the waiter.

"Hey Bill Murray! What are you doing here, Bill Murray?" :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

i think he's sound

nice chap, does good films, runs his own games studio.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

good films?

When?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

the fastnfurious films were enjoyable pish

Pitch black and chronic riddick were genuinely good sci-fi fillums.

Dunno bout the pacifier though. Not seen that!

He just comes across as a likeable character i think. No smuggery or hollywood hardness

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

No smuggery?!

I think XXX just sealed his fate for me. After the fast and the furious film I was almost forced to watch by my ex's retard chav of a brother, it put the other nail in the coffin. I'm just being a cow, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

oh - i forgot xxx

i thought that was shite.

I just like his character in FF and riddick. He seemed a decent chap on johnny ross too.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

*isn't sure*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

I have come to realise

that I have trouble creating funny pictures because you not only posess your share of wit but mine too!

Keep up the good work *basks in reflected glory*

Woo!

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oh tish tish!

*Sends hug* :D

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oh, you witty swine, you :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Ta Yam!

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I was being rude then

that's most witty and well done :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Happy b3taday!!

...and you're never rude :D

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Nicely :)

Far be it from me to observe that the French for diesel is Gazole...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Damn...

...I knew someone was going to spot that! :)

(

Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)

hahahaha

*fills up on vin*

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

*HYPERCLICKS!

:D just started playing assault on dark athena *likes

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

Thanks op!

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

hahaha!

c'est si bon!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

good grief

that took me a moment

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

I like this

because I look like Vin Diesel.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)

Sincerest Apols For Lousy Title Font.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

"if you only get.........."

Hahahah - i thought that bit was funnier than the actual shopped bit!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

If I only get to see one ~~movie~~ film this year, then I will be keeping up my recent average.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

well done.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

"If you only get to see one film this summer, then keep you mouth shut you culturally ignorant fool!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Pffffff

If watching the drivel that is dished up these days makes you cultured, then I'm definitely a pleb ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Now you will be shunned for your lack of knowledge of the Meet the Spartans films.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

*sobs*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Amen

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Oh yes.....

When people moan at me about how shit the films are they pay a tenner to go and see at the cinema, my standard response is 'walking into a cinema and expecting to see a good film is like walking into McDonalds and expecting good food'.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I watched Franklyn

last night. Why oh why oh why oh why did I not listen to Jonathon Ross?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Yes and all modern music is rubbish too.

Shall I fetch your walking stick for you?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Psht

You could have no time to watch films because you're listening to Tosca while watching the Russian ballet in an anteroom of La Louvre, reading Proust in the breaks and eating cheese sandwiches. That's LOADS of culture!

Edit: I forgot to add wiping your arse with Picasso's mummified arm.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Pish

LE louvre....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Afternoon peeps.

If I only get to see one ~~movie~~ filEm this summer,it will be a miracle,I have no eyes.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

So how do you smell?

no
wait...

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Fucking awful actually

I must take my bi-monthly soak later.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Irish?

Edit: Oh wait that's FilUm!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I'm doing well to watch a movie the whole way through

for some reason I can watch hours of half hour episodes back to back but the idea of sitting still for an hour an a half non stop puts me off.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Quite a lot of ^ this

I'm staggered by the number of TV boxsets I've got. I've probably still got more films but I'm more likely to choose a TV show for a lazy afternoon

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

wearing unmatching earrings makes evil dot MAD

(

Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

AHHHH FUCK MAKE HER STOP WITH HER OPPOSING

ANGLED FACE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Geometry could do with

lesson or two from poorly angled dot.

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Yeah fuck you geometry!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

DOT MONGTON?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

as it would any but

the most sanguine...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Totally, totally would.

This is even better than lesbians.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

I think I saw a lesbians the other day

in the paper like... they were saying that their numbers have dropped 95% in the Kenyan reserves.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

I saw some on the internet the other day.

They was ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

I thought it was impossible

to capture their likeness on video... what with the really long necks and all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh I assure you it is.

If you know where to look (ie - pretty well anywhere with the safe search off) you can find lesbians on the internet. Real ones.

They're EVERYWHERE.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

we should call someone

tell them the internet has a lesbian infestation and can they do something about it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

I did something about it.

Oh I did something about it ... if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Silly

You mean warthogs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

No.

Only scalpels are better than warthogs, and nothing is better than scalpels, except more scalpels.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

"Look out marty!

Lesbians!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

if she keeps her head still

people either side wouldn't notice

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

RARGHH! DOT SMASH

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

WOULD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

she's cool...

...*cuddles*.

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

NICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNICK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Im not angry, im just disappointed :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

To which the best response is

"Pffft ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Rain!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Ha!

b3ta.com/board/9388356

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9388356

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9388356

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

you've let me down, you've let the board down

but most of all - you've let yourself down...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

gonna be a long week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

picked the wrong day to give up CANDLE DAY CAKE!

happy thingy whatsits

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

CUNTCANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

OMG PASANONIC'S EVEN OLDER!!!1ONE

*legs it*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

we're all getting older

all the time... until we're dead, and then it ceases to matter.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Congrat on keeping this account for three years

;-)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

haha. I had not noticed it was candle day ( though I knew it was soon )

but yeah. 3 years on the same account is some feat ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

also

I could have got my cock out for 19K if I'd have took more notice. ( any excuse ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Don't come round here with your candle

lording it up.
Happy candle day!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

We got to chant down Babylon

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

most of the chocolate side should be eaten away

as is the nature of things

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

this is truth

nobody really likes the chicken flavour bit

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

They replaced it with beef stock in the late 80s and nobody even noticed

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

says you

my granddad's chicken freezing business went out of business and now Weardale is over run with chickens.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

OVERRUN!

*gesticulates wildly*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

*further gesticulations to hammer home the point*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Capitalism's a bitch sometimes.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

most of the time

isn't that the point of it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

I have lots of lovely electronic type things

then again I did just get made redundant so I guess it all evens out

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Followed by strawberry, then vanilla

Such is the natural order of ice cream.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Strawberry first, then realise why did you buy 3 flavours when you only wanted strawberry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

This is what I love about neapolitan ice cream

it was supposed to solve arguments because there were different flavours to choose from, but it wound up creating arguments because everyone ate one flavour. Honestly, I love that type of thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Hahahahajhaaahahahahahahahaahhaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Chocolate flavoured ice cream is wrong

If it's gotta be chocolate then make it with cocoa. Making it brown so it looks like chocolate doesn't fool me, no sir.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

It looks like poo LOL

I want some battenberg :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

battenberg ice cream

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Oh yes, yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Top idea!

as it means no *shudder* marzipan.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

>:(

That's the best bit!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

No go and stand over there ====> and think about what you've just done.

EDIT I don't think you were around when I did my last DTH-tribute-2-frame-gif-pun post.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

pfffft

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

rastafarian

not neopolitan

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

NeApolitan, you prole!

you prole! I'll fecking 4th and 5th chin you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

whotever

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Looks more Nazi that Neopolitan

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

knickers to his bokka glory

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

OH HAI THAR GERMAN ICE CREAM MAN

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

YOU VILL EAT ZE CONE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

ZE CONES UND ZE JUICE VILL BE ZE FIRST TO GO

Gott in Himmel!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

hahaha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Spang

spang
spang spang spang
Edit: At this rate it's going to be yonks before you reach your next millstone.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

hurrah!

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

just for the hull of it

my attempts at a police gif failed so here is some

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Wait.... you have an L plate

Yet I like this. Welcome!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

this has cheese and chicken

two of my favourite meat groups

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

just needs chocolate

for a nutritious dinner

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

hell yeah!

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

me too

yet a chicken and cheese sandwich is teh bokey

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

what about a chicken and egg sandwich

or is that just adding insult to injury?

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

b-b-b-b-b-but which came first?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

proto chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Chicken isn't meat, it's a bird innit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

if you can fry it in it's own juices, it's meat

innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Apples?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

You need to add a bit of water to apples to get them to work properly

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

"My apple's broken"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Mac?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Murphy?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Steve?

What sort of a rapping name is steve?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

My rhymes are so potent they'll make all the ladies

in the first row pregnant.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

Once it's off you might as well bin it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Intel in cider?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Fuck yeah!

I shall be eating both those soon, hopefully saturday :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

You seem to have the right kind on maddness to fit in here

welcome aboard

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Chicken fromage?

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

To state the obvious...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

what's this doohickey?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

How is this obvious?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Its one of them annoying Facebook things

It allows you to 'like' things without having to go to the effort of actually explaining why.
EDIT: I was bored.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

They stole it from us!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

for the purposes of this conversation

Yes!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

I AM CONFUSED AND ANGRY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Like a cat be forced to walk backwards?

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

LIKE A CAT BE FORCED TO WALK BACKWARDS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caps_lock

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

FUCKING PINKY FINGER

I AM TOTALLY LIKE A CAT BE FORCED TO WALK BACKWARDS RIGHT NOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

BY IT BEEN A DOG?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

CAT TWIXT SQUIRREL?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

MAYBE HIS LEG HAD JUST GROW?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

This works far better with Pirate facebook...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

This be pleasin' to my eye

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

2 scallywags be enjoyin' this.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

pfff cockcheese

welcome!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm bored of the police now

so you win...something....for being original

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Nice

welcome to b3ta!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

I would very much like to eat your cheese

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

haha, Cheesy Cock?

(

Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Haha you are a nonsense, welcome pull up some kittens, shop a chair etc....

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

SMEGMA!

Welcome Learner!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'VE WON A TAWDRY OLD AWARD FROM ME AS I HAVEN'T BOTHERED TO MAKE A NEW ONE YET!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

It's difficult to read

this makes me FURIOUS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Welcome

To celebrate your new post I have made a brie butty.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

thanks for the welcome everyone

have a pointless animation as a thank you

(whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Genuine office lol

and I called my boss over to see.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

chuckle

doodle do:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

I tried to remove all the bad-ness from the source picture

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

you missed a poo

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Haha

(

Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hee Hee

That was actually a ball and chain, but the chain has dissapeared.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Jade?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Jane - silly

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Well she does look like a Brazillian electrician.

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

looks like the same guy as below

but with a diffrent mouth shape? did you cahnge it?

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Nope.

Pure coincidence. Posted the same time.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

I've seen him before

(

Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

He looks so happy and up for it there.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

The G20 wasn't actually as bad as The Sun reported.

They came baring gifts.

(bowers85 is currently a 'glass half empty' type of guy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

And singing

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Frogbeat, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

hehe

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

they are very serious about protecting their doughnuts aren't they

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

The one on the left looks tired.

*yawn*

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

see! there are consequences to beating people up all day!

you might get a bit tired

also, you could wear the baton out, those things don't just grow on trees

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

I don't make police cars

but if I did they would look like the love child of a mark2 BMW 3 series and a Lada Riva that has been on pimp my ride:

CFB

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

Like a UK 70's version of mad max

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

That would be an awesome film

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

england doesn't really have the scale for that.

And I'm sure speed cameras would will be in operation :(

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

alas i think you are right there

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

This is ace.

I was once in a taxi that was a Lada in Scandewegia going up a steep hill on a road that had about an inch of compacted snow covering it.

We got slower and slower and slower, then stopped, and started sliding backwards, getting up to a speed of 40kph.

Somehow - somehow - the guy managed to pull off a handbrake turn into a sidestreet, whereupon he cooly turned to us and said "I think you walk from here boys. Is no charge."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

eek

I used to live on a hill it was fun watching people trying to get up the hill in the snow :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Throwing sunflower oil down on a random patch on said hill

Is always good for a laugh too.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

ah the joys of being a kid again

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

very nice

now make a lada that's bean pimped as a Ferrari

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

that could prove somewhat more challenging

I might have a go later :)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

did it

EDIT: old link taken off after 10mins

wiki link can stay
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada_Revolution

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

cool

what is that?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Very nice!

There's an element of Sierra Cosworth about it too...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

And a touch of Mk1 Nissan Skyline

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Thank You

Have a bonus picture of a Sierra Cosworth :)

CFB

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

err...

Jimmy Nail's lost weight...

(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Thats fab

reminds me of Jazz from Transformers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

:) thanks

I can see where you are coming from on the jazz similarity but it is was not part of my master plan

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Cor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

To apologize for my earlier mistake

I have made Clive a kitten milk helmet for his first football game.

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

I like the way he has a white milky glow all around him.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

heh

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

that's just GIMP being shit

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

GIMP is for loooooosers. Real men use MSpaint!

I'm not a man. I is a photoshop girlgirl.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Seamy but...

...I like it.

Gimp has been pissing me off too.
I baked up a nice picture of some titty biscuits, but it gimped itself up and crashed before I could get the Save-As dialog box up.

Bastard thing did the same yesterday.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

For some reason

everything I drink tastes like milk even when there's no milk in it.

Am I dying?

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

You are a newborn calf AICMFP

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Oh yeah!

I thought I was walking a bit funny

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

sounds like you're dyeing

which is a little differenter

are your hands blue?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

more pinkish

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

bad case of HIV Herpes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

you can cure it by drinking toilet bleach

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Hurro Crive!

Can someone link me to an unedited clive source pic?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

There's one in the b3takit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Oh yeah..

D'awwww

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE

CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE CLIVE
I LOVE YOU CLIVE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

"Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away."

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Think again Gordon

He'll never go away

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

I understand that military wisdom is

"Brute force and ignorance can solve most problems."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

huh?

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

I said

"I understand that military wisdom is
"Brute force and ignorance can solve most problems.""

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

eh?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

I got that

it just seemed a little bit out of the blue

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Did you read the heading of the thread?

"Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

The beardedwife thinks that's true in everyday life as well

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

It is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

haha

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Yes; but she sings like a angle?

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

RIP Lorne

:O(

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Lorne Greene's dead?

when the fuck did this happen?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

I wondered why they'd stopped making Bonanza :(

EDit: Hahaha I assumed you were taking the piss?!?!?!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Yes... I was

I don't watch that there Angle cobblers.
I have no idea wwho she's on about

Battlestar Gallactica Original series FTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

ages ago!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_Greene

Andy Hallett who played Lorne Green
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Hallett

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

That's very sad...

poor bloke was only six months older than me

*checks chest*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

one month younger than Angel'ina Jolie

and about the same for me too.
If you have heart problems but get checked.

I though he looked much older than me. I must look fucking old - but not so green.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

1987 according to Wiki

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Ultra policeteam for the kill!

Sauce:
www.holytaco.com/if-he-gets-tired-we-switch-places

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I am intrigued by the source.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I'm betting it's a sexy kill

In Soviet Russia, horse rides you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Ultra Policeseams, shirley?

Also... I don't think that lady is wearing a genuine police uniform.

I ahte uniform porn where they porn up the unifrom, thus missing the point of the uniform in the first place

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

I don't think those are standard issue handcuffs

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

I let her arrest me once a month....

cost a couple of Euro....but you love the cell time ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

is a good truncheoning extra?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Truncheoning Extra

Tonight on ITV2

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Haha

Uniform pron: Serious Business

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

I know - it's true!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

so...many...helmets...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Good night last night, then?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

that'd be telling ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

pffft

*schoolboy giggle*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

silly boy!

well, i'm off to listen to very loud '80's rock and do my housework.
later all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

This is a world I wish to live in

HURRAH!

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

LOL WUT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

He's not heavy, he's my brother.

Iain Bent.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

brotherhood does not instantly ensure a trim figure

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Bent Coppers:

Ian and Iain Bent are brothers and are both policemen. One is corrupt and one is gay. Both of them are afflicted by curvature of the spine. And they're made of copper. They're law enforcement robots from the future.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

in the future, names are rationed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

More people

less names to go round.

It makes sense.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Fruit and Nut

Ian Fruit and Iain Nut are flatmates. Ian Fruit is allergic to nuts while Iain Nut is allergic to fruit. Ian Fruit is a homosexual whilst Iain Nut is criminally insane. Each week Iain Nut puts pieces of fruit and nut chocolate in both their food.

With hilarious consequences.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

BBC 3 would buy bothof them

as long either Horden and Corne or Ralf Little appear in them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

more of this sort of thing!

whatever it is

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Bwa...bwa...bwahahahahahahaha....

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

He is not an expert, merely a man who had a good idea.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

text text text - funny; but text

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

i fucking love that name!

if moist horseshit was a show, i'd have it on fucking iplayer every night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

mary loves dick etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

most farted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKtz66l-AA&feature=related
i love the dogs face at 0.44

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

is sam ethiopian??

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

its all true I tell yer!

Derek Acorah, a British medium often refers to his spirit guide, Sam, (short for Masumai), and while communicating with spirits often calls the spirit by his name. (i.e. "Can you tell me his name, Sam?") Sam is an Ethiopian male who Acorah was a friend of in a past life some 2000 years ago.

I got 1500 years of another site some time ago. but 500 years out on websites is not that big an issue.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirit_guide

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

wow - thats news to me

i watched most haunted a few times, and kept imagining 'sam' as the bloke from quantum leap with that crappy ziggy calculator thing.

Poor derek must hear nothing but guttural clicking sounds and the sound of flies buzzing down his ear.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

that was Al.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

HE'S A FUCKING CYLON!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

No just a lower case L in a kak font.

AL.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

*grins knowingly*

We're not on the same page today are we...?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Stockwell

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

I've not watched the new battle star.

; but as for the same page.- No I'm very off the page it seems - not just here but with other things too. Have to think more about the page.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I'm watching it at the moment

which is maybe why it's forefront in my mind

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

The word "flimlam"

should be used more often.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

"more smugger"?

"more smugger"?!

The plural of smug is?!

Come on come on!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

smugs?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

No that's a verb, boy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

No that's the singer in madness.

baggy trassers. de'd der'dder - baggy trassers.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

welcome to the house of fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

smog?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Smuggerer?

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Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

smugius

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

smuggingerest!

facd

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

"facd"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

smuggered... as in...

Simon Cowell just smuggered me right up the face.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Plural?

Comparitive? Rather than double comparitive. "More smug" or "smugger" not both.

The plural of smug is formed in the same way as the plural of green. Not at all. We englishers don't have plural adjectives.

This reply has achieved the double superlative form and is, indeed, the most smuggest.

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

hey, it's racist's day!

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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Edit: It's from 1984, you cretins! Star Trek ripped it off!!
:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

The eyes are terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

he looks like johnny 5!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

better with, or without... with or without... YOUR EYES!!!!???!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

:-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

If number one is better, say, "number one". If number two is better, say, "number two".

If they're the about the same, say, "about the same".

This is my opthamologists catchphrase. A while back I did his website and was very tempted to repeat it when showing him the mock-ups.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

The comedy big eyes

make this :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

haha

Hello Winston

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Aww. He lives the traumas you repress

(

FOUR LIGHTS!!!

*chews scenery*

"I tread the boards, you know..."

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

Oh yeah, that's a Picard moment isn't it?

Have you discovered the Jolly Jack Code? :O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

my mind is a database of pointless low-culture references.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

aw fuck

and theres me thinking i was clever for finding the reference.

At least i posted a video as proof though

nyer ner na nerrr nerrrrrrr

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

that optician is dreamy

I would

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

he stays very still

I think he might be dead... oh no - his eyebrows move a bit...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

he's the strong silent type

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Silent Hill type.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

good point

me too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahahah!

googly eyes!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

Just like

Mrs Doyle!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

arf!

you'll go blind!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

yay!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

THERE.... ARE .....FOUR LIGHTS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=moX3z2RJAV8

I DO hope that is a reference!

*trekgeeks*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NFITME0zI8&feature=related

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

How many fingers Winston?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTFV9w4B0eg

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Well to be fair they changed fingers to lights...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Talking of big eyes . . .

Spooky!

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

the eyes make this awesome

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

wonderful as allways

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)

I was gonna submit this to the fluffy disaster challenge.

Click for bigger (43 kb)

(UnderTheWood, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

hehe

you know the briefcase is actually full of porn mags.

(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

half an egg sandwich, an apple and a flask of tea

FACT.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

discarded by lorry drivers in hedges

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

full of cheap fags and booze

he bought on tuesday

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

i think i owe him £23,000 or sumthing

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

give it to me

i'll pay him back for you

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

very good Sir

I for one have lost interest in the whole shitting thing...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

You'll make yourself ill

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

ha ha ha

nope - I'm stiching up my botty hole and that's it.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

its news that only the news cares about

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

I wish that were true.

It's cost me an extra 10%

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

haha

liar!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Nope I'm looking at the beer and wine tax

10% there for sure.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

oh - I thought you meant the 50% tax rate!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

your right

Looking at the beer and wine it will be costing me 50% :(

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

So this 50% tax bracket then.

All the arguments yesterday seemed to be "Well, the top earners will fuck off abroad".

Surely this is a good thing, as it creates jobs and therefore reduces unemployment, unburdens the taxpayer slightly, and makes for good news.

Doesn't it?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

they won't fuck off

but their money will, as they're accountants find ever more creative ways to get round the tax laws

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

If they sell up and move abroad this will also stimulate the housing market

win win win!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

I don't think many of you understand economics.

They'll keep the houses. They'd have bought them for 1mil + a pop and be in negative equity now – so can’t sell that off, plus it would have been bought as pension perk and therefore tax deductible.

Having rich fuckers about is handy cos they tend to spend money in shops and things. Most likely they've got more money than sense / time so don't spend hours in lidl looking for a bargain. Profit from them is higher.

When they fuck off lots of staff go with them, less tax receipts for the government.
Rich foreign fuckers are not tempted to move here, so won’t invest here, wont move their business here, wont buy and house here, wont need to do it up here.

Basically, the money is where the money is! If the money goes, there is no money for the rest of us.
I’d drop tax for them when they spend over X amount – works for supermarkets!

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

I was actually being facetious

I'm fairly confident I understand economics as much as the next man, if not better

especially if the "next man" is Alistair Darling

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

fair'nuff

scrub that out then I will.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Awwww

You made valid points though

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Also, the top earners are not necessarily useless

but may be clever and good at stuff, like inventing things or organising us to be profitable; and they're likely to be employers, or the kind of high-playing clients who keep other people in business.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

on the other hand - they may also be cunts who are very overpaid for what they do.

I hope to join that group oneday.

(waxdart hello., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

woah there Yoshi.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hahahaha

This even makes ME want to join the police force :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

you want to ride a lizard?

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

It's a raptor

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

99% sure

a raptor is a kind of lizard

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

WRONG:

it's a soft cheese

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

its vision is based on moonwalks

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

it has an endoskeleton made of

adam ant ium

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

A raptor is actually a bird.

A velociraptor was a type of dinosaur, which doesn't necessarily make it a lizard.

/not as pedantic as tribs but very nearly blog

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

i looked it up the other day if scientists had finally agreed whether dinosaurs were cold or warm blooded

they're still arguing about it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

yeah

once they decide they stop getting paid to argue.

It's a bit of a disincentive...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

Sorry but

Whilst raptors and lizards are in the same class (Reptilia), they are different Orders:

Lizards (Order: Squamata, Suborder: Lacertilia)
Raptors (Superorder: Dinosauria, Order: Saurischia, Suborder: Theropoda)

Isn't wikipedia lubberly?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

you don't?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

I'd only fall off

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

half the fun is falling off

then seeing if you can climb back on before you get eviscerated.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

and be eaten

raptor riding is something you have to be born good at, cos you can't practise it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

This and LAZER POLICE makes me want to hide in a shelter and not come out.

Until I've found some guns.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Have you tried smashing any wooden crates you come across

or going in any rooms you've not previously been in and scanning the middle of the floors?

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or bumping into any odd coloured sections of wall and grunting?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

or USEING the LAMP on the SWITCH

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Or murdering anyone that runs towards you

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Too busy telling people they can't cure bee sting allergies with hypnosis.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

joyriding, you say?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Primeval is really shit isn't it.

The only good bit was in the very first episode when pixie girl from Steps or whatever was walking around in her pants

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QMShbcudU WOOO!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

^ this muchly

Demons was better ffs and that's been axed after one series

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

that was SUPER SHIT!

Glennister's accent FFS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

is that the one with the brit doing an awful american accent or the one with the yank lady from stargate doing a very silly english one?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Brit with American

Even with all of it's shiteness combined it was still FAR more entertaining than Primeval

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

I strongly disagree with the first part of your statement

but I strongly agree with the second!

----

Truth be told, I do quite like Primeval, I'm liking the back-story they're developing about what is really going on

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

you are wrong and right in that order

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I disagree and agree respectively

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

They only did that in the first episode?

I would have thought they would have crowbarred that in every week.

Something for the dads, as they say in tellyland.

I've only watched it once... found it a bit meh... but astill better than Denmons

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

She did it for most of the first series

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Or you could just watch some porn.

To save yourself a little bit of time, and avoid having to pay attention to a shoddily written bit of drama.

Unless of course you watch porn where they shoehorn in some shoddily written bits of drama.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

redtube.com it is then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Ahhh, saturday teatimes with the family watching some hard-core Dutch porn

You just can't beat it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Oooooh...

That takes me back...
*starts to daydream whistfully*

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

the first time I ever became aware that scat even existed was in Amsterdam

shit and farmyard animals all in one go. Bless the Dutchies!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Jazz music has a lot to answer for

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

that is the only episode i've seen

blah blah, time travel blah, PANTS, blah blah, big giant bat or sumthink,, blah.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Yes, dino woos!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

top shadowage

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

OH bloody hell yes

"All shoplifters will have their faces ripped off and their guts eaten in the street."

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Fucking ACE

COMPO it!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

Wait...isn't that...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

terrific!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

COR!

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Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

That is great

Who wouldn't respect the police if they had raptors?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

I tried to explain it was a DRAGON...But he's got it into his head it was a battenberg that got slain...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

don't knock it

you can eat a battenberg after it's been slain

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

*salutes!*

This is my wallpaper on my computer today

www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/036.htm

:D

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Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

ha ha :D

yaaays

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

fantastic!

*copies*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

RUG ABUSE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

DON'T! STOP IT!

I tried it once and it upset the Scottish contingent.

Mind - that might be just because everyone hates me because they're jealous of my freedoms or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

RACIST!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Oi, stow that kind of chatter right now :D

I will firmly take to task anyone who tries that line with me (usually by asking them if they had a good night last St Patricks day.....)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Happy St Battenberg day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

\o/

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Best day ever! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

I am

placated by battenburg

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Dragon, battenberg, same thing :)

He looks chuffed with himself. Well he should be!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

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