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# Yous all better watch out....!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I think
You are Romero the Champ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yous better watch it Waspy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# When you walk down the street can you smell my girlfriend's pussy getting wet?

edit/ I hadn't noticed his superman belt until your pic here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ma'am!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Aah, that's better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# the auto signature inserty thing doesn't work anymore
had to actually go look for my hat!

I have some pictures of me really dressed up as a cowboy, but I look like a gay Lemmy, so I'll keep them to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# A gay Lemmy?
PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# that is clutch
for real
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# **** was SO cash!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# that is SO cash
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
Why am I looking at a picture of your a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha I've just been reading his original post. What a legend!
I actually had to click the original just 'cos it went so far through the other side of Fail!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# scroll down
or www.b3ta.com/board/9456882
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!..........(his account has been Stallonized)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# at this moment, he is saying "AAAWwowowhuwuwhauahahahahhhhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahhaah!
I still wanna know which regular it was - genius bit of trolling, it was :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Clutch
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He was brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Firm.


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(Wheezy Luv-ah is pootling about on, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
I endorse this product!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Me too
I would love someone to carry my boobs around all day for me. They weigh a good half stone each.

/bad back blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# I have the odd day off ya know
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# where do I apply for this carreer?
very Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# say cheese


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# wasp
box
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I only ever did one shop of Waspy.
It was him and Rik on a bike from the film 'The Motorcycle Diaries'.
I wish I still had it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# I wish you still had it too
I don't remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# haha, cunt!
My hair isn't nearly so Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# At least I know what to expect at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# i will be in london on 2-4/8/09
let's arrange a bash. I'm flying all the way from Israel.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I thought the Palistinians already arranged that!
You're very welcome here, I'll sort you out a room.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# i simply like this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# The hairdo
has shades of Hitler to it *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Fuck off, that is disgusting!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# What?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# You're putting me off my wank!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# stop that.
immediately.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# that testicle has a face!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahah! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# 7 Shape ... I'm melting ... I'm melting!


7-Shape Vector Salvador Dali (T-shirt. Poster)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

I'll get back onto the non-famous faces soon it's just I've had a few order for these famous people.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# isn't that
Eric Idle?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# that is utterly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# the Dali...
...can never die.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hurrah
loving the Brian Blessed.

Can't wait to see mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# By "7 Shape" Do you mean
Image->Adjustments->Posterize->Levels:7 in Photoshop followed by Auto-Trace or Modify->Bitmap->Trace Bitmap in Flash?

Good luck with your "Google for an image, apply a Photoshop Filter, and try to flog it on a T-Shirt" business model! :)

Seeing as all your posts contain a $$buy the t-shirt$$$ and $$buy the poster$$ link, doesn't this just count as spam? Or do you think that the offer to apply your quick filter to a B3ta user or two fools people into thinking you're not just flogging your crap on here?
(geeteepee hardly worked on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Budget album covers...

(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# arf
oh dear

the reflection is broken!

Quick - Inform Science®
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Vampire Case
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# but the case has the reflection?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ok, Vampire Insert, if you want me to be specific.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# They couldn't afford one...
(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ahhh
that explains it

*puts 50p in the meter*



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# how did you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I got paid for an artworking job
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# your whole 50p is gone now.
where will the next art job come from?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# yep
I'm a bit skint now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I read that as I was scrolling
and thought it said 'an artwanking job'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
That barcode looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# They all look familiar...?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# No. No they don't. Not to a collector.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft
Half of me thinks you made that up, but the other half thinks that such people probably exist...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Barcodes are certainly worthy of collection.
Cheaper than stamps and hold a lot of secrets.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# damn straight
not all people value the 1986 barcode on the tin of heinz bakebeans that when put through a modern reader in safeway nottingham comes up with a funny joke, but I sure as hell do
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# TV License...
I couldn't work the crop to get in though.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's the fellow.
Not one of my favourite barcodes, but hey, they're all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I saw a tiny little square one printed on the case of a hard drive the other day
one of those two-dimensional ones. It was cheeky but unpretentious. Which barcode do you like best?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
I'm off to the chiropractor now

see you laters
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# The Number Of The Beast.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I need to know. This has to be the worst day on b3ta I can remember. What's happening? I'm confused and want my mummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# oh, there's been FAR worse days than this :)
/edit: For all you expecting a Randomburn CD, they've gone out this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# oh bums, I got to do all mine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I hope I get all mine this year
I only recognised two of the names of my five this time, and I had to send one to Australia! That's far away!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# woo hoo
I reviewed mine again this afternoon, and I am definitely of the opinion you are very sad.

EDIT: but since the songs are all mine anyway, and I listen to them myself, that probably means I am very sad too.

We should start a club.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# correct: 10pts
/you haven't seen mine yet

edit: and any CD which has Radar Love on can't be all bad..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# My dad used to have a mobile disco in the 70s
when I was very young I used to go to soundchecks with him.

Radar Love was one of his favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Please explain

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cor, it's an arousing tale!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Bet you wish you had held onto that George Alagiah implement now
/STILL makes me chuckle just reading the name to myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I still have the photos George sent me.
I have now researched this random burn nonsense and would have liked to have taken part.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# it was quite good last year, got some top cds back from people
hoping this year it's more of the same
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I could just type out the last 18 tracks my thing played at me



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Come here, c'mon...*hugs* there...there...there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Thanks Ninj...I feel much better now..... *sniff*
*bottom lip wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# You did
I've spent the avo away so I'm innocent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# not your fault?
for a change, then.

How's the back today chap?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Fine
I'm just using it as an excuse to not work tomorrow:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I approve of this
I went over on my ankle like a spacker the other day, because I was wearing some ridiculously high heels.

I used that as an excuse not to go to work. That and the not-being-able-to-bear-weight-on-it thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I fell from 12 feet
landed on my knee and rolled on to my ankle. I'm still running the place and I'm just too manly and can build sheds!
Last went to hospital 12 years ago.
Last had a check up 10 years ago
Will pop my clogs wrestling a bear in 20 years time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# what is the bear's name?
are there any tickets left?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Barnaby
He has a burn on his neck ya know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# did it happen in France?
I went there once. It was full of French people.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
In the words of The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I was wondering the same thing...
It does seem to be that the special bus has broken down outside b3ta HQ today.
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# some sort of bus that has a wooden bird in it full of wisdom?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Yaffle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# hehe
if only, that would really beef up the play bus, some sort of stand off between yaffle and wyebird, wait shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You're really getting into this b3ta thing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yeah, i lurked for so long...
and then more than 2 or 3 posts in the same day!
I may need a lie down soon!

*edit* - 6!!! 6 Messages in one day! I am out of control man!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# What would Magaretta Placcatan do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Its been fine for me.
HA HAaa
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I'm worried I my have jinxed it with my ningles post this morning...
"Yay for Tuesdays" and "but it's a great time to vent by flaming L plates! The thrill of the hunt! the anticipation of a hotlinked image, the promise of knockoff trainers spam!"

I never thought it would get THAT bad...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I bench 500 and do 40 m sit-ups a day.
I type real good for not a nerd, and your girlfriend wants to get with me because my dick is a cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Spellin an thinkingz is for nerds
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Aaaarrgghhh!!!! He's doing it again!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I like this ^^^
Vegetable related genitalia is Hooooooooooooooooooooot
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Superman belt buckle
...(I missed that in the earlier post). That's going down on this years list for Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# My dad's got one he made out of brass in the 1970s.
I wonder if he'll let me have it.....
I'd look really super if I wore it.
Just like Romero the Champ.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I'm sure all of Romero's powers
lie in the belt. If you are the chosen one to protect B3TA then haste ye to your father's chest and get ye a belt of the very, very best. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# It was me
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It's ok FWM...

I have the solution ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ...FOLLOW ME OR DIE!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha
you mong : P
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hahah, looks like the guy from poltergeist 2... Reverend Kane or something
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Or the tall guy in Phantasm
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# ...ooohhh yeah; I've not seen that for a LONG time... In fact, I'm sure I only ever saw the first one
*adds Phantasm boxset to Movies-To-Get list*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# 80s Horror - what the VHS was made for :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Sloth love Chunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Don't be hatin' on Khan here


Just 'cos he got him some perfect cross-Sci-Fi appeal an' shit don't mean he ain't got a heart.

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hahah, that's utterly brilliant!
*Awaits HAAAAAAAAAAAN! picture*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Welcome
to FAAAAAntasy Island
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Khan shot first!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# very nicely
bet you get all the girls, not like those wimp ass nerds below
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# yeah
cos they be lovin' his laser-guns in the "club".
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Have a click for that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahah!!!!!
I've got a baaaad feelin' about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I did one with that caption but I appear to have mislaid it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Probably a transporter accident, as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Whats that from?
I almost remember it. Is there a box set?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Why yes, yes there is
www.sfxb.co.uk/aboutshow/stftukdvd.html

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/5368969/Star-Fleet-X-Bomber-The-Complete-Series/Product.html?source=9593
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Now Im worried that it will be a pile of shite. Maybe I did have an unhappy childhood?
I just can't remeber a thing about it.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Starfleet
Starfleet remains fabulous, despite being about 28 years old.
Darkspoon
(Darkspoon Darkspoon, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Bless you Tribs
Now direct me to where I can get further images of the lady puppet. What was this again (had an X in it I think?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Princess Lamia
Which sounds a bit rude!
www.sfxb.co.uk/actors/lamia.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Nostalgasm
... and I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Room for one more?
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Dammit I was getting excited about princess
.. and yet the car still aroused me? Mmmmm the lovely Princess in the back seat of a Princess... *drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Watch the dvd frame by frame.
The countless pantie shots will do it for you.

The 120weeks of just drawing must have got to them a bit.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# One day I'll tire of crotch shots of the Princess
... until then, let the good times roll! I can only wonder what the storyboard to an episode must have looked like:
*Pan to crotch
*Fade to crotch
*Zoom to panties
*Crotch tracking shot
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Keyop says
Roo-toot, roo-toot, Zoltar - bastard.
(Darkspoon Darkspoon, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Dammit, Luke, I'm a smuggler not a rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# That's no spoon



(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Better lathe than never..

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# What's really good witcha?


Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.

Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to **** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warhammer. You play that ****, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! **** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.

-Romero the Champ
(Romero, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear *grabs keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
The tentacles of the Giant Squid and Colossal Squid are particularly formidable, having powerful suckers and pointed teeth at the ends of the tentacle. The teeth of the Giant Squid resemble bottle caps, and function like small, circular saws; while the tentacles of the Colossal Squid wield two long rows of swiveling, tri-pointed hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Well, shit.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
Snails are another class of Mollusca. They have far less elaborate tentacles than the Cephalopods. Pulmonate land snails usually have two sets of tentacles on the head: the upper pair have an eye at the end; the lower pair are for olfaction. Both pairs are fully retractable. Some marine snails such as the abalone and the top snails, Trochidae have numerous small tentacles around the edge of the mantle. These are known as pallial tentacles.

Cnidarians, which include among others the jellyfishes, are another phylum with many tentaculated specimens. Cnidarians often have huge numbers of cnidocytes on their tentacles. Cnidocytes are cells containing a coiled thread-like structure called a nematocyst, which can be fired at potential prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :(
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
#
To begin with, excessive water kills about 75 percent of all rhododendrons purchased. Rhododendrons are fibrous, shallow rooted plants that need good drainage to perform well. Historically, gardeners have been told to dig a hole twice as wide and twice as deep as the root ball. After the hole is completed put the plant in the hole and back-fill it with a mixture of peat, soil and other amendments. Many rhododendrons die from this guidance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
It is also clear that the subgraphs T and H in such a case are uniquely determined in
any resulting graph G. Also the incidence structure I with a row for each vertex x ∈ H
and a column for each vertex y ∈ T and noting an edge connecting x to y by the entry
1 in the corresponding place of I is unique. Therefore we have the homomorphism σ
mapping G onto (T , H, I ). Thus, we may first find all degree sequences b and c and
having constructed the corresponding subgraphs find the possible incidence structures
I to form the required graphs G
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Trudat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I'm actually a bit gutted about those rhododendrons, truth be told
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I know, I know
but let's try to find a positive in all this and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fucking shitty rhodadendons!
sounds like some japanese movie baddie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
Reading is made too easy nowadays, with cheap paper editions and
free libraries. A man does not appreciate at its full worth the
thing that comes to him without effort. Who now ever gets the thrill
which Carlyle felt when he hurried home with the six volumes of
Gibbon's "History" under his arm, his mind just starving for want
of food, to devour them at the rate of one a day? A book should be
your very own before you can really get the taste of it, and unless
you have worked for it, you will never have the true inward pride
of possession.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# "thanks for listening"
heehee
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Some kid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Barnaby.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Dear John
I have just discovered you have a girlfriend on the side. As MissBallunatic, this is unacceptable. You will find all your belongings outside the flat, the locks are changed. Do not pass go, do not collect £200.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Delicious copypasta?
No thanks, I'm not fucking hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9456774
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Woop Woop
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# you don't even speak English!
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hey dont be hattin bro
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know, I like the phrase "pimp mitts". If only / had pimp mitts...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's what pimps wear
on a cold december evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So long as they attached through a length of elastic running through the pimp's sleeves, I'm content.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# A length of fat gold chain I shouldn't wonder

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# they even got a length of you slap string, fo dem keepin dem bitches in line, yo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hello
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# afternoon sir
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Oh oh the sun's going down?
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hi
(schrumpfen, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# oh howdy there little partner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *waves*
hi little guy
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Why hello there
*reaches for fruit knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Is that one of those little lumps of adipose fat guys
from Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mate!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I wasn't ever going to use that again, but it is a necessity in this case)


awwww, looks like your account has been deleted... What a crying shame.

Take care now, bye-bye then!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah, nobody here knows about 4chan.
Good job dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I've just had to google it
:S
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 4chan.
The used tampon of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# To be fair
It's only the one board on there thats the source of most of this bile.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Don't go all clansoul on us now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Clansoul is a fucking cunt.
He rapes the internet, and leaves it an empty husk.
(Ballunatic, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# you look
like you just shit yourself.

Did you just shit yourself when that picture was taken.

Thing is - we all have massive penises here so don't need to brag about anything else...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Even the women here have huge dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# True
My wang is immense.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mine is the size of a cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# If
you say what he has attempted to write in an arnie schwarzenegger voice, it is quite funny.


(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# A .312 batting average?
God, you're awful at cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# God you're an ugly cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That's not really him you idiot.
That's me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Well get your teeth fixed
and stop wearing grey velveteen
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yes yes I thought so.
You want me. You want me real bad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Again? Oh go on then
I can't work out if the soldier on the left is a fat fucker
or if his thighboots have 'wings'
www.b3ta.com/board/9456487
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Gravity is much stronger just there.
They're all being squashed down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Dude! What do you bench, bro?
(and are your mitts pimp?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# If anything my mitts are TOO pimp.
I'm trying to unpimp them a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your life story?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# pffft
er.. wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# apparently
his dick's the size of a cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I was "drinking some pussy under the table" earlier
By which I mean I was under the desk trying to see up the skirt of the girls opposite. Cock in hand in case I got lucky, I almost gave myself away as I glimpsed a spder's leg and shot hot filth all over her shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You glimpsed James Spader's leg?
Hot
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Phwoar, I wish!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I wish I was you.
You seem like a really amazing chap. Clever and sporty. Wow, what a combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Dude, You NEED a work out


Yo jus a skinnyass mutha, aint neva gonna score, your gay, yeh thats it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# why is there a pic of a homosexual with lots of text?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It's an old photo of a NJ guido, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I think you're right
though I personally dislike the term.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# What do you prefer to be called?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# That all maybe so
but you could not drink me under the table and that I know for a fact
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# o-O
Part 1:- images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/45/Buttpasta1.gif

Part 2:- images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/23/Buttpasta2.gif
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# read them
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yey...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hello Romero
What did you have for your tea? I'm only asking as you appear to have your head so far up your faggoty
arse you must be able to see the contents of your stomach. What sport do I do? Well normally I don't mention it,
but seeing as you ask, I'm a 7th Degree Black Belt in Karate. You lift weights eh? Cor, wowzer.
I bet your SO pumped you can hardly clap you moron. Oh and by the way, stop buying your T-shirts from Mothercare
they don't fit. Have fun on 'Planet You', oh and kiss my arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# If I had a cock like yours....
.....I wouldn't need to bother with women. I could suck myself off without leaving my computer. xx



(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# he could bum himself if his cock was big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# If you came up to me in 'da' club
And started playing with my tits...

I'd fucking stab you in your salad drawer.
(Wheezy Luv-ah is pootling about on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I read all that and there wasn't even a punchline.
:(
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ahahahhahaaa
He has caught gay!
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Please!!!
Make this the next image challenge!
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# man,...are you in the wrong place!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The only retort to this is an old chinese saying, it goes like this.
chaiacb acibhacibah cbiahb iah bacihb caibh acib hacibh acibh acibch aicah iah bciah bacibh acibh acibh acibh acibch aibach cia hbacibh caibh caibh acbch aibh acib achib cap piss off twat chaobiabhaichca icah bcaih baciobh acio
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# cash, that's clutch

Real men use real words, and certainly not ***** you reeking pissface
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Syncubus?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# JARRRRRRRRRVIS!!
Gorgeous :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Phew thank feck
For a sec I thought it was Garry Go *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Mmmm Kes
Coooorrrr 7-9
Wphoooorrrrr - T'PAU * China In Your Hand.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# If she didn't trim her lady parts for 6 months
she's never going to be far from Tribbleish fluffiness.
(but she would have an unsightly lady bulge in her unitard)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# wrong image in my head
time to watch 70ies pr0n for mindbleach
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Ha! How very odd
I was never that much a fan of Voyager, although it was better that Deep Throat 9, which was better than Enterprise, which was better than nothing...NOTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Voyager got better as it went on
Kes and Neelix were fucking irritating characters though.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Neelix was standard comic-relief material
Kes was underage and adult at the same time, which was kinda creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I'd only watch it was 7of9 was on
or when Q was about. Does that make me gay for Q?
guess it does.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# just very afraid of metal eyebrows
which is perfectly understandable
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# "Quick Paris, get in the runabout"
"But we got in the runabout last week"

"Just do it or it's going to be another holodeck episode"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# either that or some more Klingon/Human angst from whatserface. B'Elanna
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Take that back
DS9 was marginally better than Voyager (Well the few episodes I saw of either doesn't qualify me to have any real say in the matter... but any Star Wars stuff mentioned in a thread deserves to have conflict of opinions!)

Fact: I actually did like DS9 a little better than Voyager.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Star Wars? STAR WARS???
Gene Rodenberry is spinning in his grave
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# really? I quite liked Voyager; the majority of DS9 eps that I saw bored the crap out of me...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Yes...
It's been said by Barbarossa (down there v) that DS9 got better as it went on ... I'd like to be so bold to say Voyager got worse as it progressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The only reason to watch Voyager was for 7 of 9
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# They both could have been better than they actually were.
DS9 got better when they introduced the bigger story arcs. (but it wasn't as good as Babylon 5)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Scanning for sarcasm
results are...inconclusive Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Has the porn spamming twat gone now?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Road signs lol...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Grange Hill
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Cockermouth!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ...oohh
Twined with Grottymouth, New Zealand
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Have a pearoast.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yeah
Nice, France
Brest, France
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That'd be a good one, eh?
Making a suggestive sentence from signposts.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# couldn't find the town lovely or blouse.
so I gave up.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Condom, France
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ah, the great outdoors...

one with nature and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Yea..



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Turn around...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Yea..
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# haha, I always thought that.
also "Heavy plant turning". Like a rotating oak tree, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# WHYYYY do i see tubgirl?????
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# HAhAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Roundaroffle!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Roffleabout !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha - what an ace first thing to see when logging onto the board
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahah
Manningtree
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Back to the jungle then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ::: Are YOU looking for gay men in your area?
Then call GAYWAVES to meet party people near YOU!
Calls cost £1:50 pm, calls from mobiles may cost more
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Do you want to meet shit pop stars
that want to meet other shit pop stars? Then call 0800-SHOWEROFSHITE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I liked The Apprentice last week when they got a couple of models to be bumsters eating ice cream.
The guy organising it said before they started "And nothing too suggestive, lads - we're not making a porno" hahahaha FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ha ha ha what?
Yes, male models are well known for flopping a cock out at the sight of a camera :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I saw a shocking ad on the televisual apparatus the other day,
for a service where you text a car number plate to them

and they text you back TWO texts a) the price of the car and b) the mileage (or some shit)

EACH text is 1.50. Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Apparently, it's a big hit in teh Hollands
see also: housing prices. Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# What is the purpose of this so-called "service"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Making shitloads of money

www.cartracks.nl/

We hates them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Clairvoyant Spiritual txt service ones are the best
Text "man" and get the First letter of name of the man you will marry.
£1.50.
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Clearly these people make enough money off them
to buy lots of airtime to advertise their silly little text services
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# *dons black and pink striped leggings and does the gay exchange dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Whats the number then?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hang on, it's in my addressbook...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# HAHAHA! Peter Prambo
Hmmm, let me see, when's his new album being released?? And they've split up just before the release??? Hmmm, now that is unfortunate?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# So cynical
i'm sure it's got nothing to do with drumming up media interest...HAHAHAHAHAHA, i'm sorry, I could only keep that going for so long.

You hit the nail on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# ahahahaha, 'tis a good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahah! christ almighty......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and gays.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Since the sad parting of Father Ted, Jack has had to make do working with lesser talents :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# "DRIIIIIIIINK"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# GIIRRRRRRLLLSSSS!
Father Jack the Movie? Has to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Yes!
Have mine... 10 hours later now with vodka and tonic
/damn evening job

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace!! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
Miss old Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *can't resist*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# can resist
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
feckin good fer you
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
that would be an ecumenical matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Ha ha, excellent
Well quoted!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# HaHa.................
*CLICK*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I love my brick
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# FECK OFF, CUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# pfffffft
tea + battenberg + laptop = you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Travolta
What's that gob-shite doing on my poster?!?

Arse.
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahha, *Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
made me lol a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# win

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# pfft haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# ...
more water
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ARSE BISCUITS!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Good mornings follow a good scagol
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# that's me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Scag
You're my kinda of Scag Hag
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Not get it
cenaRIS
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# This
is probably a good thing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Some reference to HEROIN?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Those ads...
I hate them! Bring back that over tanned bitch with her words of wisdom:
"My ma always said you need a good bed and a good pair of shoes, because if you're not in one you're in the other"

Send away now for Gloria's Book of Sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I have heard that saying, and believe it to be a right load of old bollocks.
I am in neither at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# "All you need in life is a good pair of pants and a good woman..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# becuase when you are not getting shit marks on one? ??
'Whatcha talkin bout Willis??
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Aardman
Aardman just get on my tits. Squash them all!
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Chickens with teeth.
Chicken that can talk and fly planes and that, fair enough. But chickens with teeth? That's taking things too damn far.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Reminds me of Gary Larson describing "corrections" he gets:

"Dear Sir,

While I enjoyed your cartoon last week, I would like to point out that it is actually the FEMALE mosquito that carries malaria ... "

teh fact that the mosquito is sitting in a cafe reading the paper and chatting to a frog? Doesn't matter at all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Anthropomorphisation can only go so far before it gets you into trouble.
There's a shop in town with a Bugs Bunny kids ride in the window, you know one of those coin-operated things the kid sits on. But in order for this to be in any way plausible, they've had to bend poor old Bugs back into the resemblance of a rabbit-like shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Well that's just ridiculous.
Next thing you know people will be using terms like "witty" and "post-modern" and I'll have to get out my killing stapler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I've coined a term for the disapproval of such things.
"Antidisanthropomorphisationism".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Snatchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# he leans for a reason...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# The jolly green giant...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hahahahaha cockpisspisa :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# haha
fingers
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# yes they are
sort of...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I thought the tiny CDC ws a good idea.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# A real Italian
Flicks his hand ander his chin and says "Watsa Madda wiv you!!"
Oh no wait... no, that's just a sterotype (tch)

I like the piss stream: the couple near it look like their running away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

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