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#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ^ Lilly Alan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Mofaha?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# FILTAD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# well I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# may i pea?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahah, you loon :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I reminded myself
of this:
www.b3ta.com/links/323323
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# bahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I bet that tastes Sea-Salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahahha
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hehehe

Please consider my bananarama picture reposted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Hahah ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That one on the right looks a bit fruity!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# oooh.... saucy


oooh...seamy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Where's the mayonaise, you bastard?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:56, archived)
# it's not technically a sauce is it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's not? How is it classified? TO THE CONDIMENTS ONTOLOGY!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It's classified as "failed salad cream"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ^lols.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i always thought
sauces had to be pourable. you kinda splash and jizz mayonnaise rather than pour it..
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Speak for yourself
I am a healthy man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Spew pea.
Fastest I've seen. Went across the living room.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Dodge the shit gordo!
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# "Will you start the fans, please"
/well rescued that man! good show
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Well, you managed a total of 28 gold, and 138 silver. This gives you a grand score of minus 110.
As you did SO badly, we're taking a kidney out of each of you.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# hahaha, *would pay to see this*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# try resaving as a jpg with compression at about 20%
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# umm umm umm
I can hear the sound of millions of users rummaging for their seamshorses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Millions?
Chillout. Only about 12 users that actually use their account.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Actually, there's only three users, all with split personalities.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic, but now I'm lonely
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic til I split up with the other half
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I used to be schizophrenic. So did I.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I was schizo and attempted suicide
they arrested me for attempted mass murder & terrorism, now I own Guantanemo prison, bitch
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# 12 million!
why that's nearly...er...49
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Well if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i like these
is there a name for them? like....collage, but more specific?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# seamshorse
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/seamshorse/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:01, archived)
# thank you
that's sunday sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha you slipper bastard
I haven't seen this one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:00, archived)
# The Mark II
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# actually I think the wicket is giving me more lols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ...back from the days when I acknowledged the existence of cricket...
pre-Edgbaston
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:11, archived)
# It's the stress that knocks em out...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Wahey
Loikes it, from many directions =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ha! Best way of kick-starting the weekend, ever.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:42, archived)
# it may be wrong
but i couldn't pass up the opportunity to kick them in the nuts... if this were to happen to me
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace work as ever Chutters!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sue Poyb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# victim looks like he's gonna hand over the cash out of sympathy
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha :D To be fair
it IS a debilitating condition
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# These always make me laugh.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Aww. He looks disappointed. Like "Can't they be bothered to take my valuables!?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
If I was the chap being mugged, I'd get stuck in with some serious molestation while I had the chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# A sort revision of....
"Let's not turn this mugging into a rape"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# New from JML - the latest in personal safety- THE CHLOROFORM WALLET
very woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You might be on to a trick there!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# This would be genius.
Knocking out sales clerks would be an unfortunate side-effect, though.

Unless there was a secret button to activate it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# unfortunate side-effect? most sales assistants seem to be asleep these days, how would you notice?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This also reminds me of a mate who spilt a bottle of poppers into his motorcycle helmet once
20 minutes later we watched him pull the helmet over his head jump on his bike then promptly drive 200 yards down the road before hitting a tree!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Haha!
Cruel to laugh, but it IS funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Did you promptly bum him?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# arf
I love this

it should be a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# At least they're out there doing stuff, y'know.
*carves the 8th commandment into their skin*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha :D
you are excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahah
superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# haha, nicely :)
/any chance of seeing that Freemason one you did, I'd like to print that off (if ok with you?) and stick it up in the office :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:49, archived)
# No probs, will gaz it to you
in a sec!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:52, archived)
# what happened to this blob thing?
www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/114.htm

it lived its life, like a candle in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# BLob and foon
will be back at a later date.
www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/116.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:02, archived)
# This is something that I am liking.
Thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:53, archived)
# ha ha...
...why bother?!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Who wants to Spoon with me...

Friday afternoons take too long :(
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I love the moon,
but not as much as this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Do you like the moon because of it's physical proximity to your current location?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# lunatic
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# spoonatic?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Would - would - wouldn't - have - might - only with a bag - have (hard)

PS: Nice *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:24, archived)
# wood?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Defiantly wood!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:38, archived)
# All my friends are skeletons. They beat the rhythm with their bones..
.. SPOONMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Combination Spoon and Forking O_o
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# forking hell....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Interracial... how diverse...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:28, archived)
# And that, children, is how Sporks are made
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:31, archived)
# his cocks so rigid
he's off the floor

SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# 2 utensils, 1 cup!!!
great work Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just pop this one here.
(Knutsack, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This I like
A lot...

Maybe too much.

Edit: I guess the BNP is the white. *ba dum pish*

I'll go now.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# they wouldn't play - too many colours - it confuses them and makes them tetchy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Their minds would seize up at the thought of so many colours co-existing.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:25, archived)
# haha!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# The colours, man!
Why didn't we see it, before?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Apparently, according to Ceebies website
the one armed presenter's favourite game is twister. I'd fucking love to watch her manage "Right arm red"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooo Matron
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^ three tits in one image - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# bewbs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Oh
Is it NSFW?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# umm..i'd say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# this is a bit unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Chums
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# "Who has a pair of tits and two thumbs?"
"THIS guy!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahhahaha, oddly the first thing that came to mind was:
"Nonsense, Gordon, you look at least 10 years younger! Plus, I did your breasts!"
"Do you hear me complaining about the breasts?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Cement Truck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# After the apocalypse, the retards came with my fucking cement, lots of my fucking cement
and lots of guns.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "Cement Apocolypse" Tagline : "Retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddsssssss!"
Starring Charlie Sheen as Discomeats.

Rated "R".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# yeah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I would buy this on blu-ray
Don't have anything to play it on, but fuck. What a fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oh yeah, there's gun battles, cement and fucking retards
this is epic hollywood quality

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# MIchael Bay
will signed up immediately
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz if bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Fucking excellent.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# The House rises for the Right Honourable Hype..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# this very good
me click link
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# That's bloody lovely. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nice! :D
Reg D Hunter had a show called "No Country For Grown Men".

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha.
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Brilliant :D
*clickers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ill pop this in
don't worry it made no sense the first time around


Click for bigger (338 kb)


christ this was massive, a retrospective apology
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hmmm. No, no it doesn't. But it looks interesting though. What's it vaguely about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Looks like
a 'Lost' reference to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Oh. Probably several series after I stopped watching (which was in the middle of the first series :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# i got it
/mario
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# haha, very good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] or this...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# These are thrilling installments..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:17, archived)
# joins in
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Twin Ming Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:45, archived)
# some from me too

But I must have been on something when I made mine
(Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# oh, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Dragonduck over The Imperial Palace of Iraq
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Looks like Lt Sulu got Klingonflies on the starboard bow
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hallo, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
Sumthin' fun, pleeze. I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Bob Holness single handledly winning Vietnam.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/post78616
(1.618..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# thats
pure joy that is
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
that kid's a legend :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I would pay good money for that satchel
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:16, archived)
# M'Ress
Or Scarlet vs. LEGO
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The A-Team
fighting off Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# how 'bout
zombie schoolies laying seige to an ice cream van filled with marines
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Scarlet hitting a giant pinata
Or Pip on a rollercoaster
Or Chloe buying a baseball team and watching them win from the VIP box before congratulating them in any fashion you care to draw.

Squirrel jousting

Edit: I'm wondering Jack, are they underwater, or is Chloe making scent bubbles?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# jousting with squirrels...?
That's a bit mean
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Squirrels jousting, not squirrels being jousted.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# what would they ride?
i see them on beagles, using BBq skewers as their lances
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# They would ride American choppers
or if regular sized squirrels they would ride shrews.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'd love to see
a man-sized Paul Snr styled squirrel riding an American Chopper with a lance... 'pon which would be the head of Walt Disney... for obvious reasons
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Me, fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# fighting who?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bums.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Bums with bombs?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Brummie bombing bums.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# bearded brummie bombing bums
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# well, this was what I was imagining yesterday:
The remains of a platoon of marines are retreating up the steps of a central american stepped pyramid as a vast army of zombies stumble from the surrounding jungle and start to climb the steps after them.

The marine leader, at the top of the pyramid, is holding up an ancient device, which is calling down chunks of the sun to explode among the endless army of the dead like small fusion weapons.

How about that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# exactly what i said...
...with less ice-cream vans... and added chunks of the sun
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# That'd make a sweet comic.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Just needs a back story...
hmm... *begins scribbling*
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# You're not Matthew Reilly by any chance?
If not, copyright that last post as quick as you can :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha. No, but those books look like great plane/airport reading.
"ICE STATION" in raised gold letters :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# that's right.
"TEMPLE", "THE SIX SACRED STONES", "WINNIE THE POOH VS THE NAZIS"

All classics....

I've just read Temple, I swear to god it was the literal equivalent of watching a Chuck Norris film.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# that's one of those situations that when you get into it you really do have to ponder your life choices
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *checks for filth-laden punctuation link*
please can you draw the crazy mutants out of Eden Log, if by any chance you have seen that film, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# The next episode of the underwear shop squits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# This
i enjoyed the 'we sell pretty pance' girlies. Not too 'furry', not too giant titted, plenty of pance.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Oh I know!
What about Helga? Haven't seen her in a while! 8D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# A gerbil in a kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Jack the Denizen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# innapropriately nuclear powered household objects
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# zeppelins
lots of zeppelins
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :)
www.collectedcurios.com/Portfolio_Environ_001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# oh hell yes that is beyond awesome
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Instantly set as desktop wallpaper
fucking woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:20, archived)
# that's good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Jesus
has wet in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Pip's Mail order Thai bride!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Art, Kat and Scarlett
All dressed up as Castle Crashers, with Pip as the evil wizard with the giant crystal.
(thomp, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Your wife like the perks, he asked knowingly, Nudge-nudge, I'll bet she did...say no More!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_enema
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I have mine on a drip
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I've found Nescafe shines the best?
Just my opinion...
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Perfect expressions. Although Cameron almost always looks like that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# 4 South Park DVDs to give away
In this weeks newsletter the sponsored link has been bought by the DVD distributors of a "best of Cartman" DVD. There's 13 or so episodes - 10 old ones and 3 recorded especially for the package.

Anyway - as they also sent through 5 copies of the DVD I thought I'd give them away to you lot. Well, 4 of them actually, as I want to keep one to watch.

So as a tiebreaker question... "What's your favourite crap lyric in a pop song?" The 4 answers I like best will get DVDs.

Oh, and here's a linky to the DVD on Play.com.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# vrei sa pleci dar numa numa iei
numa numa iei
numa numa numa iei
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# How
many times can you bounce up and down on Satans big ol' trampoline?

Lawnmower Deth
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I do not know but I'll let you have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I reckon this one's so bad it's off the radar...but I'll give it a go
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

(Life: Des'ree)
See the full horror here... www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Ej_WQhKSI
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# news doesn't even rhyme with toast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I really think that's not the worst crime going on here...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah
I can only read a line or two of that, it makes me fucking angry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:34, archived)
# "I smell like I sound"
Duran Duran have clearly been sipping too much yellow paint by the poolside..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I'm on a hunt I'm after youuu
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Lay off the Dulux, lads..
.. you know what you get like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Are you human or dancer
WTF is that meant to mean?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Some chick probably spat in his face at a disco & he just had to get it out in his lyrics..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains
shakira
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the hellish lack of rhyming ability that is

"That it's only the thrill,
of boy meeting girl"

from Tina Turner's What's love got to do with it

Crap song, grating lyric
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Boy meeting girl?
I thought it was about some lad bumping into Gil.

Good ol' Gil.
Nice bloke.

Drinks like a fish, mind..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Gil? you mean Gil Gerrard?
Buck Rogers is gay?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Twiki's head was at waist height for good reason.
Biddi-biddi-biddi..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Des'ree - "Life"
I dont want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast...


Edit - You fucking fucker chutney boy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# i think that won awards as the worst line ever
i forget where though
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I believe it did
everyone round "The Magic of Chutneys" place to watch South Park then
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I have stuffed chine, and haslet
bring beer!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ;D
I am operating at greased weasel speed today!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Are we human or are we dancer?
I mean really, wtf is Flowers on about?

edit: oops, RG beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
#
www.rollingstone.com/blogs/smokingsection/2008/11/brandon-flowers-no-speak-engli.php
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# to evoke the words of the Good Doctor
is just making it worse! He's a pretentious knob.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
#
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow.



So uh, do cannibal corpse count as pop? I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! citricsquid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Tought I recognised that one
find some old carcass lyrics and medical dictionary =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Shockin' your ass like a faulty vibrator

Hear me now, but you'll probably get the vibe later


shame cos Bug Powder Dust is an awesome song
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:39, archived)
# it's got one of the best basslines ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# currently being raped by Citroen for ads
you whore Simenon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I think you'll find that's a "fucking" awesome song
best baseline ever

Have some! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHsp1Sn5-M

also has one of the best lyrics ever
"I gotta get a tie fighter, they're sexier"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# also, it's got one of the best basslines ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# \o/
It's got one of the best basslines ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# it has to be "My name is Jesus and my Body had AIDS"
from Marsha Stevens' "The Body of Christ Has AIDS".
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Some pubescent girl singing about "You better go get your armour...."
Oh fuck off already.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# serious as cancer!
or another...

'you think i know fuck, nothing?!


I know fuck ALL!'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Between the parted pages and were pressed,
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

/MacArthur Park
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I do like that song
It's so fabuliously OTT

And legend has it Harris was pissed (quelle surprise) when he recorded it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's a 'guilty pleasure' song of mine, too :)
/the Harris version
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh, Harris's version
every time! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Limp bizkit - Rollin
Now I know ya'll be lovin this shit right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the fuck you at punk?
Shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
Before we fuck this track up
(Throw yo hands up)
(Psythor, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# toto - africa
appalling rhyme:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as kilimanjaro rises like olympus above the serengeti

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ah!!! Mindpiss!
Knew I should've checked before posting.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Those three wise men, they had semis by the sea...
Lol! semi.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# "Theres an insect In your ear, If you scratch It won't disappear"
- Bono spouting more shit than usual
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha damn
it's not a pop song, but my favourite crap lyric of all time is by Black Sabbath:

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

best... rhyme... ever...
(gtfomh, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:41, archived)
# "While you're imitating Al Capone, I'll be Nina Simone, and defecating on your microphone."
- Lauryn Hill, Ready Or Not.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# eeeewwwww
thats not very lady-like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# positively filthy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Lauryn Hill - a.k.a. Tranny Bob..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# The choir of children sing their song
ding dong ding dong ding dong



/greatest songwriter of the 20th century blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
Yes Sir, I can boogie,
If you stay, you can't go wrong.
I can boogie, boogie woogie, all night long
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Fagget Fairys
"Feed the horse, mjam mjam" repeated x 394034 in the song

feeding the horse.. you know.. lesbians... and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:42, archived)
# oh wait i think i misread the question that is not my favourite so much as it is excessively crap
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It has to be
It's goin down on aisle 3
I'll bag you like some groceries...

Usher 'make love in this club'
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Doesn't get worse than:
"Are we human, or are we dancer?" From The Killers.
Ed: Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# that's three votes!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# isn't it
'denser'? not that this makes any more sense..
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# The songwriter says dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Actually the best lyrics ever
Ba-ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-ba-Bankrobbery
Ba-ba-Bankrobbery
No money for nuthin' for voofy and me [BARK!]

(E.A.V. Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JXmzPr6bkA
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# YES
www.b3ta.com/board/9639640
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# IN MEMORY OF SYD
Also like the best lyrics you know like evar...

An Effervescing Elephant
with tiny eyes and great big trunk
once whispered to the tiny ear
the ear of one inferior
that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!
because the tiger would roam.
The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so."
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!
And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! duckbilledfattypuss full of fatty pussy duckness, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# "Starrrrr trekkin, across the universe.....
"only going forward, cos we can't find reverse"

Shite, yet genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I remember
being very dissapointed the first time i watched wrath of khan that this wasnt the opening theme, but then the slug went into chekovs ear and i was a very pleased 7 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Everytime I saw a slug in the garden after watching that I kept a good distance
Or sometimes try to recreate it on me mate's younger brother :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# "Extra ordinary, just like a strawberry."
Inie Kamoze - Hotstepper.

*BONUS*
Here's a remix a mate and I recently did of it.

ALSO

Hard to pick just one from R Kelly's ground-breaking R&B soap opera, Trapped In The Closet, so here's a few of the best.

"She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber..."

"Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!"


(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Just the title will do for this one.
Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:44, archived)
# That is the only annoying thing in an otherwise perfect track.
The video, which is just a closeup of her head, is even better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ...with crosshairs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Pffftttt!
Guilty lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# .
WHAT's she gonna look like with a CHIMNEY on her?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ^^^^
That's one of the DVDs right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I wish it was "Chimbley"
I'm sure I heard that chimney was slang for a black eye. Still silly though, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's actually a sample from another song (equally shit)
where it's in context and makes slightly more sense. If you count someone wanting to drop a house on someone sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# But that's a great lyric!
I think it refers to a crematorium chimney
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It's a reference to the Wizard of Oz
Dorothy drops a house on the witch
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm the king of Boggle! There is none higher!
I get eleven points off the word Quagmire!
Fools can't see me and that's how it is
And that's how I like it and that's my biz!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Giggidy giggidy goooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Hotdog, jumping frog Albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Killin' your brain like a poisonous mushroom! (DEADLY!)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I know I must do what's right
as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the sarangeti.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# MacArthur Park
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I was going to suggest this.
But instead I'll give you my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Kid Rock with that song where they slightly change the lyrics to "Sweet home Alabama"
"We were smoking different things, and trying different things"

The cunt rhymes "things" with "things", i'm sure that 3/7ths of Lynard Skynard are spinning at great speeds in their graves. Or the side of a mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Not sure it's really a pop song but...
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

From the Balad of Bilbo Baggins which has the considerable benefit of being sung by Leonard Nimoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:46, archived)
# elton john?
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no

EDIT: Oops replied in the wrong place - heres another elton john

I was raised in england,
like a blue ford cortina
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# It's not a crime to be innocent; these things we have not done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ivor Biggan is my name... Winking is my claim to fame...
My mother said,
that I never should,
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk,
I could never understand,
And that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why,
I'm a wanker, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Any single line from "Kevin Carter" by the Manics.
I mean what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
from "Kevin Carter"

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :D
Stupid fucking Welshers.....

...types the Welshman...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose... You get the idea
any part of the lyrics to this song are mad as a box of frogs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# and pretend your name is
keeeeeeeeeef
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Oh, the snot has caked against my pants. It has turned into crystal.
There's a bluebird sitting on a branch. I guess I'll take my pistol...

From Arthur Lee and Love - great band, great song, crap lyrics...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
I hate Puff Daddy
And his friend the dead fatty
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Blue Öyster Cult - "Shooting Shark"
"Three times I've sent you back from me
Three times my bones gone dry
And three times I've seen the shooting shark
Lighting up the sky"

The what?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Mariah Carey - "Dont Stop (Funkin' 4 Jamaica)"
I'm known to be more vulgar than the garbage truck
Sucker, you can't stop the train
You ain't got no umbrella so get your ass out the rain
You ain't louder than this
I'm like a bowl of gumbo, you ain't hotter than this
I'm what they play in the club
I keep them moving till I leave, that's what your paying me for
You already know what I do
So have my money and my munchies and my cigar too
I'm known for bringing the heat
Ain't nobody cutting up but MC and MT
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# INFORMER
you know say me daddy me snow me i go blame, a licky boom boom down, detective mun said me daddy me snow me stab someone down de lane.

Snow... I also like the later line

So then they put me in the back the car at the station,
From that point on me reach my destination,
When the destination reached, it was the east detention, where them
Whipped down me pants, looked up me bottom
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
'a licky boom boom down' - that's a blast from the past...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# that guy always looked like he should be an extra on Party of Five
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It has to be from MacArthur Park
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't know if I can take it
'Cos it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have the recipe again
Ohhhh NoooOOOOOooooo!

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:52, archived)
# haha.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Ah beat me to it!
This ftw!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "We're heading for penis, enis"
By those long haired Europe fellas

edit: it *is* penis, isn't it??
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Galaxie 500 - Strange
I went alone down to the drugstore
I went in back and took a Coke
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
I stood in line, I had to wait
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Came down on a Monday,
somewhere in the midlands.
Tasted man, tasted flea,
couldn't tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Vengaboys
Whoooaaaahh, we're going to Ibiza.
Whoooaaahhh, back to the island.
Whoooaaaahh, we're going to Ibiza.
Whoooaaaahh, we're going to have a party.
Whoooaaahhh, I'm now cutting my ears off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:53, archived)
# the Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Francisco
An intercity disco...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Not if it's British Rail Intercity it won't be
the wheels of steel are turning,
and everybody's gurning....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# "Shake-Off" by The Fall
If you deny that strong pot or ecstacy imbibed you will end up
Eyeball injecting with Domestos or household cleaning chemicals
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:57, archived)
# AH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# divine comedy
On the National Express there's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'l provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in '63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country


EDIT: Actually ignore that one im confusing crap with funny!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Thank you
Divine Comedy = epic fucking win
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Has to be
Northampton, Northampton, Northampton... Middle England!


www.chthonicionic.net/mp3/northampton.mp3

They’ve travelled miles across the vast unknown/
Fleeing from a neutron war they had to leave their home/
They were looking for a world where they could start anew/
For the ship was breaking up, they must find somewhere soon/
There was a town on planet Earth/
With Energy for which they searched/
A town with all the modern technology/
A town where they could be free-ee-ee…They found the answer at Northampton/
Northampton, Northampton, Northampton middle England.
”Energy In Northampton”
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Just discovered that this was sung by
Linda Jardim, who also sang on "Video killed the Radio Star"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Black Sabbath with:
"Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses." wins for sheer laziness...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:02, archived)
# But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country
National Express - The Divine Comedy
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Poor choice
Not the best lyric in the world, admittedly. Nevertheless, Neil Hannon's an amazing songwriter. Go listen to Promenade and Casanova and then come back and tell me his lyrics are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Agreed.
Promenade is one of the best albums ever.
Don't Look Down's lyrics are perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# What's she gonna look like with a Chimmney on her?
Tamper - Feel it
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:04, archived)
# And it hurt and it hurt and it hurt like pain does
Oui 3 - For What it's Worth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQljxfLmcKg
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ouch! and I love the Buffalo Springfield original. They've murdered it!
Happy b3taday, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:09, archived)
# "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" - Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne
this irritated me just typing the fucker out,..I better win now! :)

or

"And I met a girl She asked me her name I told her what it was"
Razorlight - Somewhere Else
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# This should score well with rob
as he has actually slagged off Avril Latrine on TV.

Yeah, I saw you
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# On the Razorlight front,
"I went out and then I came back home again" is pretty fucking useless as a lyric.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:15, archived)
# the whole songs a bag of nonsense
"You're an emotional wreck
You don't know who you are
You never say what you mean
And you keep your mouth shut
And your night stays still"

C'mon now..what the fuck does that even mean?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Fuck knows.
Razorlight and the whole 'new indie' thing was a big pile of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# U2 - Elevation
"a MOLE, digging in a HOLE, digging up my SOUL, now going down, EXCAVATION"

utter, utter tripe
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:08, archived)
# "So many lyrics we're frightened to use 'em,"
-Ant & Dec - (lets get) ready to rumble
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:11, archived)
# GEOFF MAN!! I CANNAE SEE!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# there some great white boy rapping going on in that track
Partners in crime
We'll never do time
A sentance for us
Has to end in a rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic

Psyche!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# So many to choose from.
Buying bread from a man in brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, do you speak-a my language?
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

probably gets my vote though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Time flexes like a whore, falls wanking to the floor
Time - David Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Happy candleman day!
Most of Bowie's lyrics are uninterpretable craziness. He is a God though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Gwen Stefani with "It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator · Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold"
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I dont know what a "holler-back girl" is
but i'm assuming that it's a woman who dresses like a cheerleader and wears too much make-up to hide the fact that she's a 40 year old fish-dog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:26, archived)
# hah!
i love rapper's delight by sugarhill gang

the whole thing is mad and goes on forever but my favourite line is:
"have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood"

but you can take your pick from any part of it!
www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/rappersdelightlyrics.html
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:21, archived)
# all done in two takes apparentley
and would have been one take except when he goes, "and next on the mic is my man hank, come on hank sing that song", hank wasnt paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I listened to that yesterday
have you ever seen "The wedding singer"? An old woman does a good rendition of it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Best song ever in the world ever
I used to know all 15 minutes of it
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:30, archived)
# "I HATE YOU, SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!"
I HATE YOU, SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!
I HATE YOU, SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!
....GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Like a subliminal advert for Kellog's Frosties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "Leaving was never my proud" - Leaving New York - REM
Proud what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# "I'm back - like a vertibrae"
Though "Insane Clown Posse" probably don't count as pop.

The fact that he's actually back like *some* vertibrae is just the beginning of what's wrong.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Stealing Cake to Eat The Moon
Spandau Ballet - Instinction

(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:40, archived)
# "and you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack ..............etc"
(the whole song by talking heads)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:58, archived)
# "And that's a good line to take it to the bridge" - Robbie Williams
fucking lazy songwriting!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 15:59, archived)
# She smiled at me, so I flipped her off.
The Zeroes.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:04, archived)
# 'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?
'ello John, got a new mowtah?

(Alexi Sayle)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Shaggy - Mr Boombastic
Don't you tickle my foot bottom, ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose ‘cause I might ha chum sneeze
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Earl Haggert with
I kissed my baby with my fist..
(Stringy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:12, archived)
# it really gets to me this one:
in "Live and let die" the lyric:

"But in this ever changing world in which we live in"

Piss! Redundant 'in'!
It could all be saved, were it "in this world in which we're living" but NOOOOOOO.

God damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Fear, doing Let's have a war.
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:14, archived)
# OPM - Heaven is a Halfpipe
"Now heaven would be a DJ, spinning dub all night long, and heaven would just kicking back, with Jesus packing my bong."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Man from Milwaukee - Hanson
I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hey, cop! I just shot some crank! I just got out of the tank! I just robbed a bank! I feel pretty rank!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "Your butt is mine"
Michael Jackson - Bad

Worst/best opening line
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Massive Attack: Teardrop
Love, love is a verb,
Love is a doing word,
fearless on my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! General_Mayhem, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:26, archived)
# The View - Same Jeans
"I've had the same jeans on for four days now"

I'll often wear jeans for that long, and now this song makes me question whether I'm being really grubby in doing so.

I mean, I'll change my t-shirt daily - but is that subconciously because I know that people would notice if I didn't? Jeans look the same, so no one will ever notice them being the same as yesterday provided I haven't soiled them or made them smell.

They are further away from my nose than my t-shirt, though, so perhaps I just don't notice the smell.

But if that is the case, then why do I change my underpants every day? Sadly, no one sees them every day.

In fact, I wish they'd sung "I've had the same underpants on for four days now", as it would make me far less paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ^ this!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I'd go for
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble · So you don't confuse them with mountains"

ahhhhh Shakira.....
(DrBatman, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:57, archived)
# "like a giant dildo crushing the sun"
-Beck-Solid Gold
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I would do anything for love (but I won't do that)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hello, B3ta :3

Appologies for size, I don't understand why its so massive D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# GAYSQUID
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:32, archived)
# HAPPYOCTOPUS >:(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# @ . @
____u
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Mew.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Radioactive Squid
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:34, archived)
# FOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# He needs 9000 penises
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Over 9000.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Impressive
and so biiiig
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think he should be left to rot but ho hum


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8201188.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# lol
I think he only did it as he was pissed off for being called Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# his conviction is massively dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Master....
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# lollypop
very like
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Send in
Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I wish Chewie would pop his head on the wrong way round..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:16, archived)
# or just pull his arms out of their sockets....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:20, archived)
# .. and then shove him off a cliff & get a stormtrooper to plug him in the chest.
Right.
That's my weekend sorted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# that's very shiny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# TJ : *whistles innocently*
www.thesun.co.uk/mysun/comment/view.page?storyId=2586714&submissionId=1075814&nav=jump&pageNo=1
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# The Sun cannot repel suggestions of that magnitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:23, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

dam him and his wonky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Nice Q.Blaking!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# this
very much.

and lots of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This
And likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# In a word, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# dy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I just drove past a fancy dress shop with Hi-di-hi outfits in the window
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You probably drove past Su Pollard's house & she just happened to be doing the windows.
Fancy Dress shop? Never heard the like..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Did you also see Mr. Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The Noob Squad just pulled up outside & are threatening to arrest me for having no idea what 'dy' means..
.. whisper it to me real quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ...
clou
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# cloudy? dyclou? that's even more confusing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:14, archived)
# ben
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Don't try to solve it.
You'll probably end up with a bunch of Cenobites hassling you at work..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:17, archived)
# dammit I was
leading him down a dark path an all
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:22, archived)
# heh. "I have such sights to show you!"
"Really? Like what?"

"... Well. Er. Dead people. Torture. That sort of thing"

"No thanks, piss off"

"Oh go-on. Pleaaaaase"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# go on
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Damn you, plot holes!
Will your dark thirst never be sated?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Sorry
mis-read you and thought it said
"how"


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I like wowdy.
Feels safe, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:19, archived)
# wonderful!
just wonderful! *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# that's marvellously done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# All of the above
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha!
this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ^ What all those ladies just said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I bet
he still glues kids to trees.

ace that =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:11, archived)
# !
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:12, archived)
# nice blakeage
i just manageed to get this into the comments section of richard littlejohns column today



yes, i am quite proud of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# that is spot on perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Cracking
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Arseholes
(Ollie Cromwell ...we'll keep the red rag lying here..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# redx's

EDIT: What she said --v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I think I might prefer the redex
edit: yes, on balance I prefer the redex
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# edit: undredex!
edit: Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hey - theyre not so bad
im going to berlin at the end of the month - £114 per person including accommodation. Cant argue with that. Thats cheaper than a weekend break in this country!

It is annoying when you go 'crikey, thats cheap', then you get systematically raped with baggage charges, tax and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Throw away the fucking key...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Hehehe
That would be an ideal,
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hehehe
where are sie dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:46, archived)
# feeding on gordon browns testicles
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:47, archived)
# he wish he had some....
still he looks more hardcore then our MP
...
bagagedragers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/balkenende_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:48, archived)
# fucking hell!
your mp is the nazi melting person out of indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Toht
he is a great character
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:50, archived)
# not a bad egg for a nazi
and i love his portable coat hanger!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# why the hell
when he grabs the medallion in the fire, doesnt he go 'agh - fuckfuckfuck' and drop it quickly, like anyone would when handling a hot object, rather than grabbing it tightly and going 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhh', thus leaving a disfiguring scar?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:52, archived)
# because he is in ZE GESTAPO UND IS HARD AS NAILSS
and-also-it's-part-of-the-plot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha i give you a tenner if you shop that for me ;)
I'm too busy today for a shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# fucking uncanny mate!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:01, archived)
# There's a slight look of Joel Veitch there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# haha!!
he looks like everybody in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
shirt isn't loud enough


nooffenceJoelhonest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:05, archived)
# feck
that's the prime minister of ze netherlandz
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:07, archived)
# is his hand made out of a baboon's arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:08, archived)
# dunno
didn't lick it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Superbly done sir!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:51, archived)
# We Brits would never send Snake Plisken in to get Gordy back.
Uh-uh. No way..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:57, archived)
# we would send mortar bombs
i would anyway
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:02, archived)
# save Mr Pliskin
for the cool jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I like your style..
.. I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 14:06, archived)

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