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# Harry potter the later years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Nah he goes hip-hop not grunge
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# Coffee/monitor interface
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# \o/
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# Hahahaha!
That's excellent.

*downloads*
*Gets arrested by Metallica*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yo prequal
Imma let you finish but Prince is the most litigious musician of all time.

Cheers :)
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# Yo barry
As long as Lily Allen doesn't catch me, I'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Pffft...
I've actually paid money for both her albums, so she's got nothing on me.
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#
me
*frots*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# There's something very unnerving about that image

well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# would

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Meanwhile on board the Gastronomo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# he's a hungry wee fella
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I agree with Michel, the raspberry coulis could have less bacon in it.
Nicely, Ninjy-poos...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Indeed.
Let's have a balloon to re-fluffetise B3ta after all the nawtiness:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# FISH ON A STRING!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Don't you oppress my balloon, you racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I can has glee
except I don't like the amount of hanging flange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# In the words of John Cleese during one of his more mad moments
"Hahahaha! WHO DOES?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Woohoo!
What's been going on this morning, I see flouncing and strops and nawty words?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Chestbusting
doesn't get tougher than this.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Gah!
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# you get points for this,
but only for your use of "Gastronomo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# CHEST-BURSTING DOESN'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS!
I was watching that last night. It seems to be between pretentious bloke, down-to-earth bloke, and looking a bit fruity in her chef's whites lady.

Bit of a no-brainer, really.
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# That's no way to talk about a lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Tee hee hee
It's just those three for the rest of the week now. The "final" seems to be actually five finals.

What did you think of the afternoon tea? It wasn't clear to me what was pre-prepared and what they actually made themselves. The breads, especially.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I think they should also make their own clothes and cut their own hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Four
It finishes on Thursday.

I quite enjoy it in its way, although why on earth they thought that Crackers and Kevin Pietersen in a corporate box at Chelski constituted a discerning foodie audience I have no idea...
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# heh heh
I'm also a day behind, been catching up on iPlayer frantically so's I can watch the rest of this week in its proper place, like.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Yes
several idiots going "ooh, it's really nice" made me want to give them all food-poisoning.

Spoilt bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:40, archived)
# arrrrf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahah tasty
I bin watching that Stargate:Universe

here's my synopsis of the last episode:

"Will you stop fucking switching things on - it's giving me a headache"

~ many minutes later ~

"You see? Now the bloody power's gone"

-END-

this scriptwriting business is well easy

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Is the new series any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Will there be titty?
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is that Thom Yorke? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I was quite peckish before
but now I'm actually starving
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I call this the 'I don't have to flounce because I can actually draw Ning'


Click for bigger (54 kb)

It was going to be Voodoo ning, but I prefer the new name. It has a touch of Damien Herst and Banksy about it, and they are both cunts as well.
Any how, in case anyone didn't know Aldi Wacom Bamboo £39.95 I belive that to be cheap.
It's Ning because I only just got up due to bad behaviour, drugs and booze.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *something about goatse*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# is that the one where the girl mistakes cum for hair gel?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# If the first thing you think of when you see a picture of something holding something...
..is a gaping Anus, you may need Fair-up-peee.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Or it's a sign...
...you've been here too long and need to get out to other websites. *wonders if there are any other websites*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He looks sad.
I guess I would be sad too, if my mouth were sewn shut and I only had one eye.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# he looks so unhappy :(
I like the doll, but the text seems a bit odd. I guess it's magic voodoo txt glowing off the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# He is sad...
..he knows he will only be drawn once, and be used just to hold up a silly word I couldn't even be bothered to finish properly.

He was discarded even before he was finished.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Oh poor thing.
Now I is all sads too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# also me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ace work, sir, and nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# He's lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# o,,,x
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Welcome back, captain l

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# "I ain't phoning no home, sucker"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaha!
wunderbar!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :)
thats why you make the big bucks! click


EDIT: Does this make E.T. racist?

EDIT EDIT: I didn't know E.T. had no nipples till now!
(waxdart hello., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# he sticks a couple of slices of salami on when he's in polite company
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I ain't gettin' on no bike foo'!
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# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Another TGA Gem!
*clicks until hand falls off*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahhaha, that is BRILLIANT! :D
"I ain't gettin' on no starship, foo'!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Quality stuff as always sirrah
*cleek*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That works uncannily well

Great job TGA!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Brilliant!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Top stuff archie!
Reminds me of the good old days when B3ta was full of this sort of quality :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This is genuinely great
and has pleased me mightily.

Thank you for distracting me from the prior silliness/meanness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# A Top Shop.
Fo' Sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Lovely stuff, Archie.
:D

Have the children all gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# excellent stuff
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ahahah that's great.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my. superb work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Splendid!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
good to see you back on here squire
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Tremendous
Well done there
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha - bravo, sir!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:39, archived)
# That my friend....
Is simply amazing! Bravo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
# You can get it on a t-shirt.
www.popmash.com/mret.html

(Hmm. I can only find six t-shirts for sale. Perhaps Mr. E.T. is not for sale any more. In that case, I shall treasure mine greatly.)
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# This is beautiful.
It made me laugh out loud in a manner not dissimilar to Sid James.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# simpsons did it!
"i pity the foo' who doesn't phone home."
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Morning all....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# What a friendly chap!
Will he proceed to tell us about the merits of British Gas central heating?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# That's not a smile.
That's his war face.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Eep! Hahahaha
lovely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# aaaah
this is more like it


aaaaaaaargh!!! It's animated! That scared me!

Damn SAFARI and its Gif animation Lag!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# What's all that about, down there? (Yanmania's post)
Someone been rude on b3ta?
How awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# That's the weird thing
No.

Someone that no one has ever heard of or spoken to had a flounce and called us all cunts. We were stunned.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Crikey! How queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I think someone might have said "seams okay to me"
in response to the one and only image he has posted.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Oddly hypnotic
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Is it official flounce month here on board?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it's this weeks compo
"FLOUNCE! that's right, we want you to vent your anger online, insult those who upset you, and threaten to leave!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Now that would be an amazing compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# now that's b3ta

9/10
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You'll have to let me know how I can squeeze that extra mark out of you.
I want the perfect ten!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# tell him what a twerze is
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# is it something you use to squeeze extra marks out of Scotsmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# something to do with jews?
pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synagoga_w_Twerze
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Anti-Semantic!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Anti
Symantec!!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# put the saltire on the turtle's shell
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I can't
then everyone will be making 10/10 pictures and b3ta would become stagnant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# this is why threadwastes are the new 10/10
viva la revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# its a toytoise
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha Christ!
*click*
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# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*backs off*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# tony the annoying tortoise :D
nings Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Morning Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# what big
teefs you have!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# awww, I like his little bong eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Mornin' Moley! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hello there Mr Ninj!
I like your Darth Maul Hopper thingy, down there!
Tip top.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Cheers matey!
*Glees* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hahaha! :D
(herman:D, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:00, archived)
# wonderful
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking tricycle
I literally shot back so far in my chair I nearly hit the damn wall.

/re-lurks
(BobisOnlyBob, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# Woo!
This is lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).

There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# fuck, all this time I've been posting on the FAQ board
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# thnanks
thanks - if someone had been more pleasent i might have tried harder. Im only 14 ffs!
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Alan Carr
i once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.

i thoguht it was hillarious.

I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# What possessed you (not literally) to growl at him?
(I don't actually believe in possession)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
i have been attacked on two seperate occasions in two sepearate branchs of a low rent shoe shop i was once an employee of by none other than alex 'mad man' higgins.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I saw him first!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# HIM?!
Dear diary.... JACKPOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Giggity, giggity, giggity! Alriiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# what's a twerze?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# haha
you;re fucking DYING to know what that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I NEED TO KNOW!!!

FFS!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ask the internetz
thats what I'd do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# they don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# U

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yorkshire speak ...
for "it wasn't as good as" judging by the previous map...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# fucked if I know
even UD hasn't got it listed...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# one person knows and he's not telling :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# shouldn't he be at
school though?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# he's 14 up there^....and 18 down there v

oh er
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# is that
like asking whether the collar and cuffs match?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I think so :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# it's just people on the internet who will all be dead before you
don't worry about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# well take it on the chin and have another go.
We're just internet people, we can't hurt you. Plus a history of flouncing atomatically gives you an 'in' with the cliquey types. ("hey guys, remember when I flounced? Ah, those were the days" etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# nah!
im not coming back - i tried pretty hard to contribute even though i dont have many skills with pooters but you lot are so quick to attack.
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# bye then
have fun elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# try 4chan.org - they're much nicer there
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yea... :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# or 12chan
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I think he could do well on BBC Have Your Say
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You posted one image
this one www.b3ta.com/board/9744489

Which is actually an okay image. But then you didn't bother doing any more. So you can't really claim to have tried hard.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
#
why should i try again when i got berated for posting that! i only come on here when im at college inbetween my music production lessons.

thank fuck im not going to be destined to a life on firt line IT support like the rest of the twunts on here

in fact, why a,m i bothering - you sad old gits are all getting off on talking to a youth anyway and im 18 not 14
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# "Seams okay to me"
Those utter bastards.

One day we all might escape the IT industry and graduate to the heady heights of low rent shoe shops and bingo halls. By then, of course, you'll have advanced as far as fast food joints, so you'll have the last laugh I guess.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ah, a liar too
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# why did you say you are 14 then?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ?
to get you excited
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# the only thing that excites me is yer dead maw!

don't even think of trying yer troll come backs with me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# "Call that a comeback? If I wanted my come back I'd kiss your dead mum"
would also have been an acceptable response.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ha ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Needs just a tad more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# "Music production lessons". Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Community colleges have come a long way in the last few years.
You can do A-levels in anything from dustbin operation to hamster grooming now.

This kid is sure to be one of the 0.001% of people who consider a career in the music industry who actually make it. I'll bet he's already mastered putting a donk on it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# No, no. The troll clearly said "at college inbetween [sic] music production lessons"
which suggests that said lessons are extra-curricular. But who pays for them? These "dead" parents?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Maybe the vast wealth he has accrued after his career in the shoe and bingo industries.
Thank God he'll never be so poor he has to stoop to working in IT.

I wonder if when he's a famous music producer he will tell his Alan Carr story on Parky.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# So "trying pretty hard" is the same as "giving up", eh?
Oh well, you're still young - that's your fault, as Cat Stevens would say...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ha ha you can't draw, you spaktard!
Shut the door on the way out
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:37, archived)
# blimey... you shouldn't post your age on here... This /board full of paedos...
go and read teh FAQ, and start again... if you follow the rules, everyone will be quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Hmmm
Your own posts don't seem that pleasant as well, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Do your parents know what kinds of sites you're visiting?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# thanks
my parents are dead!
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# you're the first person on the internet to ever use that reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# they definitely know then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I did a laugh
and a bit of a wee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# oh dear...at least I know not to send them a christmas card this year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# How did they die?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you forgot a picture
and I don't like your font.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *flames gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# most of the time we do. If they get it wrong again after they have been told, they are then advised to fuck off.
NOW FUCK OFF, OR POST A PICTURE TO KEEP US ENTERTAINED, YOU ARSECLOWN!

;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# yea cheers Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# haha
NOOOOOooooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I'm sorry but you left me no choice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Makes me hungry
Why would you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# shit what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:23, archived)
# End of the World as we know it
(But I feel fine)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)
# bah, i always forget important dates
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Don't worry
The Apocalypse has been rescheduled since nobody really noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# a toy / pram divergence
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Dude who has only posted like three messages in total had a flounce and called us cunts
even though none of us knew who he was or what he had done. Then he claimed to be 14 despite having also claimed to have had a job in a shoe shop in a QOTW and knowing who Bez is. Also, he once intimidated Alan Carr in a supermarket because he's well 'ard innit.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ah
bloody work making miss all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Oh
and then he deleted the flounce, thus compounding his sin. But it was discovered by some enterprising soul that you can still read deleted threads. So here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i fall into the 80%
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# lets be fair I'd say it was more like 95% of us are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# CUNT!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Yo Yanmania, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish,
but Zerodin still has one of the best flounces of all time!

teehee
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:28, archived)
# GOOD MORNING!
/brian blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, archived)
# ah, but that's only applicable for people who aren't shit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# That is very well put.

Ignoring cunts used to be my strategy too, but of late I may have been unfriendly to one or two of them. I am going back to the ignoring, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Thank you for that.
Because I for one have never read the FAQ, not do I abide by it in the face of all but the most blatant provocation.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Why give an idiot this much of a response?
Can somebody please do something creative, instead of responding to an idiot. I hate this, some idiot has a tantrum, and then everybody talks about it for the next hour. Silence and change of subject is the only valid response.
(stuntsmile, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# well put
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# be the first to show us some examples from his rich store of photoshopped creativity then
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I drawed a bote hurf durf
Photobucket
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Your boats rubbish! (waits for flounce)........
Is it a Ketch?
If you tell me it's not and I am wrong, so help me I will FLOUNCE!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I think it's technically a yawl.
As the mizzen mast is astern of the steering post.

Flounce away, my good man. Flounce away.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oh-kay...
1) This is /board. if you're going to start a new thread here, you need to post a pic with it, preferably one of your own making. if all you want to post is text, then the /talk board is where you want to be. Please feel free to read the FAQ, it's all explained there. The button's at the top right of the page. Go on, don't be shy!
2) In honour of your foot-stomping moment earlier on, please accept this: i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s2/jpg/flunce.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# soo...


Click for bigger (19 kb)

Really, I just wanted somewhere to be a vicious internet cunt, and that poor man deleted his thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ace!
My in-laws live in Oxfordshire. Contrary to popular belief, they are not dragons.

Therefore I can confirm this graphic to be true.

Near the top: www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good lord, you can look at deleted threads?
I've wasted so much time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It helps if you posted in it
You can look at your own posts and locate the deleted thread thataways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^This
Morning Tribs!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Morning Soulipoos
You causing trouble again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Of course not! :D
I'm actually about to head off though, have a good rest of the morning (I'll probably be back in 40 minutes though)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# You can also continue to post in them

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# You can say what you want, but that is some expert flouncing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# what you want, but that is some expert flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Zerodin still wins the flounce trophy though...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Zerodin?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, yes!
The too brown guy.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :) That's some good flounce there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Edmund just beat him... He's renamed his account to "yourcunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Zerodin used to actually post things like a proper /board member though
which I think adds to the drama of his flounce. This Edmund-come-lately has only posted 4 messages.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hmmm, you make an excellent point....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Edmund's flounce felt contrived.
As though every moment since he joined had been careful preparation leading up to the flounce as the culmination of his work here. 3/10.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# b3ta can get a little getting used to
When I first dared to enter, I almost flounced off too after an unnecessary flaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# *awards golden flounce award*
also, Dixon seems to be gone
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24132
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# bloody hell.. what's happening to b3ta??
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# errr...
its cos your all cunts!
(youareallveryveryveryunhelpful, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# waitaminutenow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Both Dixon and Earl Otterby deleted their accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# EO, too?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Both Dixon and Earl Otterby deleted their accounts.
weren't you listening?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# ah... EO has buggered off, but not deleted:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34966
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Aha.
He told he he deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# someone must have farted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I think Early was getting a bit of a hard time on here
He is a delicate thing.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Really? Ah crap... I don't think I've seen him do much to warrant any kind of flaming...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# how does one actually do that?
mail rob?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# posting lots of hardcore porn and images of death and mutilation might get you kicked...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Needs more brown.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I can't believe you always miss the flouncing! Why doesn't anybody just put in more effort?
And then they come bitching at it afterwards.
"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

"Oh maaaaan, I always miss the flouncing!"

That's it, I'm deleting my account.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# We need a /flounce board

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# There's /talk....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# yay youve bullied a new person until they leave hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Alan Carr
i once growled at alan carr in morrisons, and he went red and minced off. He looked pretty scared.

i thoguht it was hillarious.

I felt bad later after watching his live DVD as i thought it was quite good.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Don't think I've ever been to Oxfordshire
so can't comment on its dragonless status.

And the deleted thread still exists...
www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
Like being ian bothams son gives you the right to comandear all the balls!?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I don't like this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'm sorry
is there anything in particular you would like me to change?
(aside from the deplorable lack of quality)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yea how about putting scotland back on it?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
# It's a map of England.
Scotland does not, as a rule, feature heavily in maps of regions and countried not containing Scotland.

Edit: faeture?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# countried?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ah god christ fuck my spacky fingers
Today typing is not my strong point. Most days, if I'm honest.
I may weep openly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I would also note that Wales does not faeture, either.
But CORNWALL fucking DOES.

CORNWALL - you are in NO WAY an independent region!

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Is that really where Oxfordshire is?
jees i'm pig ignorant
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Various news and weather services disagree
Sometimes we appear in the middle of the country, other times we're welsh, a suburb of birmingham, or walking distance from Nelson's Column.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Whereas in reality you are all of those at once.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I thought it was closer to London
Inspector Morse must have travelled at Warp 9, "Lewis, i'm off to London" and *BAM*, he's there in no time.

How dare TV lie to me...what next? Films? Films such as "Prince of Thieves" have taught me that you can get from Dover to Nottingham in a day by horseback.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# you can
if the horse is on the back of a flatbed doing 65 up the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# HA! Now that would be a Costner film worth seeing
"Dances with DEATH"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# clinging on for dear life...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# yup
with its foot squarely on the neck of 'Royal' Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# That makes me even more pig ignorant
I spent 3 years at uni in Berkshire, so I really should have learnt where it is. I also had a friend from Oxford.

My dissertation was "Oxfordshire, where it is in relation to the other counties in Britain"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# was your conclusion "NEAR. AND ALSO FAR."?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I wish it had been
I concluded it was down the back of the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# His account
is still there
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Ah but now its called "yourcunts!"
He's still amusing us after all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I don't know what he has against our cunts though

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I think he's making a philosophical point
when we look at him, we do not see him. We see our own cunts reflected back at us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Jesus.
It's like I've had my eyes closed my entire life and I've suddenly opened them and seen the world for the first time.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# and it's all cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Yay
Though I live in Gloucestercestershire now.
I can confirm dragons be here.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Yikes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Well that's all my erotic elven dreams shattered on the rocks of despair
I mean, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I've just thought of whole new ones in response to this image
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# *ignores*
Just in case you decide to share *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Well, first the lady lies down
and then the man gives her a special cuddle
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# looks more like gollum :D
top shop, sir!


edit: oh ffs, that CLASSIC rant thread has been deleted...
edit2: www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I posted in it JUST in time
what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# poor ol' edmund... If only he had read the FAQ and stuck to it...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Sexy Specs
Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Ta lully!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# dressing up chimpanzees is cruel
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Noooo! Thread deletion!
Come on chaps! Let's keep the flounce alive!

www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# answer my fucking question!!!! :D
what's a 'twerze'?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Poor Edmund. He burned so brightly
but he wasn't long for this cruel world of ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# we thought he might have been the one....he wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# you guys are mean
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# and twerzes apparently
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# what did he do to incur the wrath of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:01, archived)
# multiple fail threads with no picture, despite being told
then he threw a huge tantrum.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# No idea.
I disappeared to set up a facebook group for my latest petulant rant, and when I came back it was all fire and brimstone.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Here's the entire history. Its not long
www.b3ta.com/board/9754919
www.b3ta.com/board/9755015
www.b3ta.com/board/9755023
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# blimey
she's getting on a bit

Nice work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Now this is a blue fairy...


Click for bigger (143 kb)
(stuntsmile, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This challenge has been going for about three months now.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# No it just seems like it...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# it'll all be over soon... don't worry





*primes charges*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ive spoken to rob and hes agreed to run it for two more weeks
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Huzzah!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I actually have one with Mr Squiggle
But maybe it's just overkill
(stuntsmile, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:57, archived)
# sex wand
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Doesn't everybodies' glow like that at the tip?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# if you had glowing radioactive gism...
would you become a superhero and wank at bad guys?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# only if you have radioactive semen
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Can you blame him?
She is a fine fairy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Looks like sexy times have finally fallen upon us

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I hope something sexy happens

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# here's some sexy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Time for one of my sexy parties
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Can I come?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# You wait until the plastic sheeting is down.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# You're no fun any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# The very fact this exists
is wrong and right all at the same time. It's its own yin and yang.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
A few years ago I completely forgot the word for porcupine. It was most strange. I knew there was an animal a bit like a big hedgehog, but I couldn't remember what it was called.

This went on for days. In the end I think I had to look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Did you do a facepalm?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I think I probably did
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I once forgot the name of a work colleague I sat next to for 3 years.
I just went up to him and said "Hi. Erm. What is your name again?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I keep forgetting the word "capon"

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# What word?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# The word for a castrated adult rooster.
I had it written down here a minute ago :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I keep forgetting the word . . .
. . . dammit! I forgot again.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I did this with my mate's fiancée, just before I was his best man. They'd been together 5 years. Sitting with her in a cafe, dog rings, I answer, it's another mate:
Him: "Alright, Vagabond - what are you up to?"

Me: "Oh I'm just in a caff at the moment with ... with ... with ... er ... *whine* with ... "

Her: "IT'S MELISSA, VAGABOND!!"

Me: *whine*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# you're mates with a dog who phones people?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# "You know. Her with the face."

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I was only moments away from saying that.
She's never really forgiven me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, but who cares what complete strangers think?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:45, archived)
# in't aspergers brillliant!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *'spergs*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I remember when..something something
[amusing anecdote]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)
# i remember...
actually, no i don't

morning peeps
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Hate it when that happens
it's getting more common too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)
# ^This
And I'm still young! I have no hope D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# and fetch the steel condoms!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Porcupines make for surprisingly sensitive lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# well at least it comes with toothpicks...
ace stuff, Mr OP!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)
# you must be e-chid-na-ing
doesnt work does it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# haha
ficking arabs, they should enunciate. no wonder the waiter got it wrong...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)
# He must like it dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Boinnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ningles Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hello.
Can we all agree not to post today, because I've got work to do.

kthxbye
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)
# haha!!!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Ta sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
Darth Ball!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Racist.

That is pretty well done there ninj
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
# That's lovely! :)
In a menacing sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hoho
exemplary, ninj
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Cheers sir!
A veritable bouncy Maul...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahahhahahah!
how has Lucas not made these already?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Lucasarts Darth Maul Spacehopper/Swinger Party Toy
It would sell literally hundreds.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes. He could make a whole series of them

I'd buy a Jabba one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I'd buy a Leia one and sit on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I laughed too much at this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Somehow, I cannot even see Lucas selling out so much that he has to resort to making Leia hoppers

Oh yes. Yes I can.

Would probably be the best selling item in the line too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)
# imagine the pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd buy that for a dollar!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Good lord! Please don't make me ride that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# nnneeeaaooooowwwwww!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# That's funny

I was just listening to Ride my face to Chicago by Frank Zappa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# well then this anim goes out to you : )
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# that's quite bizarre
because I was just listening to Money for Nothing, by Dire Straits
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# UNCANNY

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# silly anims only please
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha, utter lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:50, archived)
# AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
This is hella good! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# cheers!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Homophobe.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Woot..


First animated gif. . .
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:27, archived)
# And very nice it is too...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# haha! danger mouse and greenback WOOs!!!
good nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Good morning

Anyone have a spare coffee or something? Appreciate it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# sadly, I have nothing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Crikey DM!
I have my DM t-shirt on right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I had a dream last night that I was eating a sandwich
and it tasted funny, so I put my finger inside and it got bitten. I threw it down, opened it up, and a frog was lying there hiding behind a slice of tomato. It was rather horrid.

Woo and welcome. Nice first anim.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Today you will have good luck while choosing shoes
and a dark stranger will offer you untold riches via the medium of email.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Racist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hey! I just interpret the dreams.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Oh well, in that case ...
I have this dream where I put on a white cloak and hood and hang black people. Its very upsetting, what can it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Christmas is coming

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# \o/
Presents for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# You are unhappy with the curtains in your lounge
Look for a shop that sells tiebacks and pelmets. You will find the answer there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Its the tie backs and pelmets that are upsetting me.
I yearn for a simpler time of wooden curtain rails.

Thank you. I feel much better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it mean's you've gone totapandally totapanda
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Is it serious, doctor? Will I still be able to play the piano?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# yes, but your polyphony will be restricted to 78
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# 78? \o/ That's totapandally totapanda!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# great stuff
see, it's easy when you know how.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I like this. Very good :D
But I can't work out who's chasing who.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] another


Click for bigger (429 kb)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
#


Ningles tout le monde.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Hehehe
morning bhw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# this makes me want a choc ice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# i was thinking the same thing
good thing i covered the teeth up, made him look like a right spesh
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:26, archived)
# sorry, but all I can see is this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# still
it's not really as good as a choc ice is it?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Feast wins everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# feast fails against
caramel magnum
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# God no!
I tried one of them this summer, its awfulness can only be compared to that of the Mars choc-ice.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:38, archived)
# You might as well condense the sugar and pump it directly into your bloodstream
instead of eating a caramel magnum.
Its a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Lightweights
the lot of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?


Click for bigger (477 kb)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I recognise PooTube and RedTube


can you provide links to the other two (purely for research purposes)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)
# i'm not suggesting these should be clicked for NSFW reasons
www.ratemystump.com

www.pissrape.co.uk


edit: besides it's where tinky winky is putting his hand that should worry you
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NoOb entry, coming right up...


Click for bigger (243 kb)
...Filthy!
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Look closelier
Look even closelier ...
And you'll see she had cocks for eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)
# and tits for teeth
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Totally clicking this to pander the noob.
Hands off /boarders, this one asked us on /talk first!
It's OUR filthy /boarder now.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# totally clicking this to pander to you
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
# totally pandaing this click just to reply you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# clickally just you totapanda reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# that doesn't make sense
you nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)
# it makes sense
it totapandally make sense
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# everyone's gone TOTAPANDALLY TOTAPANDA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I like this one.
Part of the debate surrounding the Mona Lisa's face has been the suggestion that she is looking lasciviously at the viewer of the painting, and the subtle hint at a smile reinforces this idea. This image is cleverer than it first appears.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)
# I'll bring a spade to scoop your poop

And a cricket bat...
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Otherwise I'll do it by the bed so you tread in it with no shoes on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I'm RICH!
Dear Prize Winner

We're euphoric to inform you that your email address has won an Award of Nine Hundred Thousand Great
British Pounds (900,000.00) for the 2009 Prize promotion organized by Yahoo & Windows Live Award
Programme held in Manchester, United Kingdom in month of October ,2009. The Management of Yahoo &
Windows Live inc. collected all active email addresses online, amongst millions that subscribed to Yahoo,
Windows Live Hotmail.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE / CLAIMS
Yahoo & Windows Live Award must be claimed not later than 30 days from date of Draw Notification. Any
prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited as unclaimed prizes.

Stated below is your Award File Information:
BATCH NUMBER: MFI/013/APA-43645
REFERENCE NUMBER: 2608312500
PIN: 1611

You are required to send your personal details along with your Award File Information to the programme
Assistant Award
Coordinator in the format below;
1. Full name:
2. Country:
3. Contact Address:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Marital Status:
6. Occupation:
7. Sex:
8. Date of Birth/Age:
9. Email Address:

Assistant Award Coordinator: Mr. Bratan Petko
Tel: +44 117-230-1432
Fax: +44 870-479-1443

Congratulations!! On your winning,
Sincerely Yours,
Neola Wilmington
Notification Officer
Microsoft Awards Centre

NB: Do not reply if you are NOT the intended recipient or owner of this email address; Disregard this
notification if you have been notified before.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yahoo and Msn Awards Team will not be held liable for any loss of funds arising from the above mentioned.
In event that you receive any e-mail similar to the notification letter that was sent to you, kindly delete it
from your mail box and give no further correspondence to such person or body.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# cor blimey Freebs
you've won a personal scammer from Reading!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# They're Euphoric that I've won!
I bet they're hoping I'll take them out for a drink, and maybe buy them a Cheese And Onion Pastie from Greggs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I like to imagination that someone whose job it was to email people that they'd won a competition
probably would have a poncey inflated job title like 'Notifications Officer'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Lucky you
Can I have a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# certainly sir
I shall Scan one of them in and email them to you

strange - when did fivers become pink with a picture of an Aardvark in a Bowler hat on the back?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Since the Aardvark Uprising last year overthrew the House Of Windsor.
They were dismayed to find it was a ceremonial position but then they became lazy and preferred to live in the lap of luxury than to take over parliament.

Don't you ever read the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)
# 1. Steal batch, reference and PIN
2. Email them off with details
...
...
5. Profit!

I'm pretty sure that's how the next few hours are going to go for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Amongst other things
I love how you have to provide your marital status to claim a prize you didn't know you were entered for; and I love how Windows Live Inc. morphed into MSN Awards Team between the text and the disclaimer, and how the email was sent from the Microsoft Awards Centre. You know, that big building in Redmond where Microsoft piss away their profits giving millions of dollars to unsuspecting but overjoyed internet users.

I'm imagining that this Awards Centre is so liberal that they don't even use a Microsoft email address! Truly, Microsoft (and Yahoo!, of course) is a glorious company.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:12, archived)
# It's the attention to detail they go into that really seals it for me
I've sent them my details - I even posted them my car and house keys - just to be on the safe side

I'm expecting the money to be delivered into my account by lunchtime

I'm throwing a huge party to celebrate

I've booked the Queens Hotel in Leeds - the whole top floor

I've also booked the Kings of Leon to act as waiters for the day

told them I'd pay them later
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I think you ought to hire Supernanny so she can check that the Kings of Leon have washed their hands before they serve any canapes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:27, archived)
# oh I can afford that now - I'M RICH -I CAN DO ANYTHING!
I've bought you a train ticket so you can come up and join in

First Class!

(put it on the Barclaycard as I don't have the funds yet, but I'll have them by lunchtime)

If you can get here by 2pm - I've got a test drive in a Ferrari Barbarossa Booked

Just get to Exeter Railway station by 9.45 - I've got you booked on the 9.47 to Heathrow Airport - in the name of Spanley Stencer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Congrats!
And who would have thought Yahoo & Windows Live working together?

See world peace is the next step
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)
# CONGRATLATIONS YOUR OUR WINER!
Dear Sirmadam

COngratlations you hav won WORLD PEACE in El Gordo National Lotery Draw Euromilions Arkansas State Fund your email adress was chosen out of milliond of email addresses

To clame your WORLD PEACE prize simply call this number 075029732 and give the reference OHMYGODITSESTHERRANTZENONAHORSE and other spurious number CTC-247853-YU-GROT

We will also require an upfornt procesing fee of £300 and all your bank details you will agree this is a smal price to pay for WORLD PEACE

Condgratlation again!
love from
Mrs Deirdre Habsburg
Prixze Coordinator
3 Humato Avenue
Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)
# wanna go doggin, baby?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
This glees me on a damp morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I love the way he's selling it in, with a consipratorial wink.
He should work in marketing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

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