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[challenge entry] Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# YOU THINK I'M THE REAL QUAID?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5jQMlN3Ek&NR=1

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Arnholt's Inter-planetary Postal Service: "We get your post to Mars!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# How long does second class take?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# never - they just implant a memory to make you think you've sent it...
for a few extra credits, they can implant a reply in your mind too.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# not quite the answer I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# oh all right... TWO WEEKS!
far too obvious a reply :D

infact:
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Thats
great
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I love this!
She's lost weight again now, hasn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# top Ninjery, Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Cheers matey!
:D How's you after losing puss? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# why to I expect the "sorry you are out " card to say "I'll be back" on it?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# TWO WEEEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Fantastic!
Usually I
Can't see the attraction in this "Big
Kahuna", but
You have to admit, he's
One
Unashamed Motherfucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hasta la vista,Postie!
Woo ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hai Stan!!
How's ya doin' sir? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Not too bad,
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Fine ta sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *System Failure*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
he did as well

The Bat Computer was the original prototype for Wikipedia TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# INSTA-*CLICK*
Fab stuff

Greatest shark attack in a movie ever*!

*excpt the little kid in jaws, and Robert Shaw in jaws, and possibly someone in Tintorerra
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Samuel L Jackson being eaten on Sharks on a Plane.. Errr, Deep Blue Sea
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# well as you can see
Adam West shows the benefit of always carrying some Shark Repellent Bat-Spray(tm)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# forgot that one
great scene!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Most unexpected
early death in a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Except they did the usual thing of
when your biggest star in the movie dies early, the credits at the start don't list them first

see also Executive Decision, Poseidon etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Steven Segal in "Executive Decision"
edit: ah, already mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *obligatory 'no bridge' comment*
ace work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# shark spray, now with spray on leg repair
Woo.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Haha!
What I wouldn't give for a bat-shark!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# look out batman! it's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Somedays you just cant get rid of a pot of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I still like the fact that
this man now plays the Mayor in Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and he's fucking awesome!
I love to think that McFarlane just let's him ramble in recordings and uses the best bits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Love to think that, too :)
He's such an ace character, and never fails to make me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha teapot!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:17, archived)
# HA HA...OH WOW...Best Darth Evah!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Oooo
That's gotta sting a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# YEEEEAAASSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# great work Toasty!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Shark repellent bat spray
while hanging from the bat ladder attached to the bat copter
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)
# That's truly beautifully composed and realised
I just clicked to show my appreciation
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# thank you very much for your flattering review and clickage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This is terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ouchies!
I think Bats has a fang in his nads..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)
# you are the bestest of all
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)
# A front page article in the local paper today
The Great White Shark California - Hawaii migration pattern article had this graphic:
extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2009/1103/20091103_075939_ssjm1104sharkstudy90.jpg

right bridge, correct shark, wrong copter, no diver
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# ARGH! YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha
sorry

how long'd you wait?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Waiting?
You just knocked over my special pie!

Too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# FFS! IM STILL WAITING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I loved the bit when the flying sheep didn't turn up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahahah! You sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# lovely cloth animation at the end
did you use a physics simulator?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# PhysX!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# not seeing the 'amazing' part.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHA
I love the little blink :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# amazing
I love the unexpected horse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you'll like this...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# and now I'm just off to the Bunco Booth for some sleight of hand
*imagines Little Boots joining in then Debbie McGee coming along to send Paul Daniels home so she can 'take charge of the girls' *

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# back in five minutes
talk amongst yourselves for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I had a couple of dalliances
with her before she was Little Boots. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# ooooh!
tell us more. By 'dalliances' do you mean sexy contact or merely that you live within a similar postcode area and you've read about her adventures in the local paper?

WE NEED TEH FACTS GODDAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# sexy contact
[edit]
in deepest darkest Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *bows before you*
please tell me it was up against a skip in a back alley
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Sorry, no
it was a bed, although the bedroom curtains were open as the top deck of a bus drove past, so I do have witnesses.

[edit]
presumably the bottom deck drove past as well, I couldn't confirm this detail as my attention was elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# correct
Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 'lo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:01, archived)
# oi
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# any more amazing adventures planned?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# yes.
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pixie lott is most lovely
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# what about Paul?
...not float your boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'd like to take her out for a coffee and talk loudly about philosophy and politics.
We could agree on each other's right-on opinions, and then stick it to The Man by going back to either hers or mine and shagging all day, in various different positions and combinations.

She could bring a fit friend if she liked. They could be called something like Kim, and be really into ...

I'm just off to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)
# THIS ONE'S OCCUPIED
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Oop - sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *giggles*
mad- you two are, MAD!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:05, archived)
# HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN HERE??
I was just eh, errr, practicing my handshakes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *chokes*

I was having a crap day - but you've just made me laugh myself off my chair

thanks.

*edit* I've just googled Little Boots - hmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Is my wanking technique that funny?
I just think of it as 'innovative'


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9780195
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hmmm indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Pffft
I like half of it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# she's got cracking pins
but why do I need to care about her?

Everyone talks about her but I've never heard her sing a note.
Is she the new Amy Whinehouse? Or the new Lady gaga? Or the new Florence and the machine?

and pffftttt and "my eyes!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Erm ... Joe, me old china ...
She's fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# she's got a weird face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I bet you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# she's more the new solo H from Steps
generic, dull, pop music that weirdly gets played on NME TV and MTV2

In other bafflement, having just seen the line up for tonights Buzzcocks, can anyone tell me how Jamelia keeps getting booked to appear on comedy programs?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Is it because she has a habit of slagging off other popstars
thus giving the presenter lots of ammunition to take the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)
# but what about the non music related quizes she's on
she must have an amazing agent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# arrrghhh! I cannot unsee Paul Daniels!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Just think of poor Debbie McGee.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)
# the people some people will do for money....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:19, archived)
# naked legs....arrrrrrrrhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hehehehehe...
Nicely sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I find what you've done to his face makes it very, very disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Come the revolution:
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] on your marks, get set, STRIKE!
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Those vans appear to be growling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# if this post van is rockin'
dont bother knockin!

because a postman will be inside cracking one off to a lingerie catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
:)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# on your marks, get set, STRIKE!
nicely, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:56, archived)
#
on your marks, get set, STRIKE!
Thanks for the title
I was trying to find a good title but due to my bad english speaking I did not find nothing as good
Then, thanks again
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I just saw that on the top of your post and thought "hold on, did I just miss that, and simply re-type what you already had?"
...odd moment that :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)
# at gunpoint................
ace idea to get 'em back to work.......congrats on the solution:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
# them's some supcharged Postie Vans...
heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Pat had a head-start from yesterday?
www.b3ta.com/board/9778359
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)
# That photo was taken just off Oxford Street in that there London
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I was going to ask as I recognised it
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:45, archived)
# guns make vans nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Imm too SEXY...............
(theFreemason, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I've got a whole bag of fail here
I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# why am i looking at your dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# oh good
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# fat guy shocks internet by being fat guy on internet
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I've totally got this one covered
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Going to need a lot of tarpaulin to get 100% coverage
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)
# i was like "oh he's fixed it :D"
then i scrolled down and i was like :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# what on earth is going on here, then?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# too......sexy.............................must..........................try...........................look..............................away
aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hes a model and hes lookin good
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I wondered why this was fail
then I found out

I am left merely whelmed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Not even underwhelmed?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:03, archived)
# no
this sits exactly within my expectational parameters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Cor! Expectational parameters, eh?
I'm off back to the toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:11, archived)
# mmm
don't touch the door handle in trap 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Fence-toucher!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# am I missing the joke here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# look down
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Imm too SEXY...............
img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/vixtravels2/tumblr_kqezqwqm7O1qzgxr5o1_500png.jpg
(theFreemason, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# NSFW
contains ginge
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)
# but does not contain
img src etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Is that a toupee?
Hair is a different shade to the sideburns...

And yes, you are too sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Well done jebus, You have upset Glasgow


De-Ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8342056.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# TRON FUCKING THEATRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Anything can be made better with added electroluminescence
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I wonder if they will open a new sister theatre next year.
It'll probably be shit, but I'll still go and see it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# top marks for the "Glasgay" naming too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! Yeah!
Great journalism too to get this quote....

God: "My son is not a pervert!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# surely someone proclaiming to speak in gods name
is more offensive to churchy types?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Isn't that what the pope does?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# God: "Die of AIDS, you dumb Africans"
Yes, it would appear so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# they base their entire religion on a book claiming to speak in god's name
so why not an attention-seeking theatre group?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# its the protestors saying that not the theatre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes, I know.
but I would suggest that basing a play on Jesus as a transsexual is a little bit attention-grabby. I'm not against a bit of blasphemy, but I would suggest the theatre group are getting the response they were aiming for.

Edit: oh, i see where I was unclear. I meant that the protestors base their religion on a book claiming to speak in god's name, so they ought to be more open-minded about a theatre group purporting to speak in god's name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# aha!
yes


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Bloody HELL!
At the news, I mean. Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# How do they know jesus wasn't a transexual?
He's hardly going to go around shouting about it, so it's not going to be in the bible is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# He wore a dress and sandals,
from what I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I heard Judas backstabbed him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Oh to be so famous as to have a type of shoe named after you.
Wellington Boots.
Jesus Creepers.
Clarks.
Jimmy Choos.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# and Dunlops
and Patrick Cox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Winklepickers
Named after Claudia Winkleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# wouldn't they be thrush boots
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# exactly... the evidence is irefutable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# the beard may have just been a sign of the times
modern transsexuals have much better epilation techniques
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# "Festival organisers said it had not intended to incite or offend anyone."
Yeah right. Fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Weeel, Glasgay does stuff like this every year.
First time I've heard of 300 people turning up to complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Presumably the pubs weren't open yet.
LOL! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# When I heard about the glasgay thing the first thought in my head was
"this isn't going to end well"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# rascits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 300 gays?...possibly all staged
that's the way tah DO IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# pfff 300 gays
"THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS!"

"MADNESS???? THIS IS SPANDEX!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# they know from the outset that any publicity is good publicity
it'll be "outrage"on the news next.....we're even givin'it net-time now omg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# just wait until the Mail get a hold of it
you can imagine the headlines
"Gay Arab incites hate in Glasgow"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I don't get the problem
its not like they're saying he went round rampantly fucking dogs and children and stabbing grannies. Where's the harm in a dialogue about transgender issues with relation to christianity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Where's the harm?
"SHUT UP... that's why"

is I imagine their response
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# me thinks that the church protests too much
bunch of queens in frocks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# He did stab grannies though didn't he.
It's not written in the Gospels, like, but we all know he did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Fuck it... Christians interpret the bible to suit their own agendas
why cant we?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# would!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# You would think he would have learnt by now. :D
Ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Fantastic! I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Thats fucking class!
click.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *CLICK*
Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# yay not seen him in ages :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha....suspense was killin'me
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Will he ever learn not to push the big red ground button?
hehe top class explosion
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely as per :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
hahahahahahahaha

and welcome back to the little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Yay, I've missed him!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant as always!! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
glorious
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)
# He really is a stupid fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# :D...now that was amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Excellent!
hahaha;D
(herman:D, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 17:21, archived)
# lovely
he should be covered by snow tough :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ooo, in high res now!
Lovely stuff too, good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:26, archived)
# beautiful
CWY
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# bloody amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha!
it's been too long since we've seen his button-pushing antics!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# still recovering from Halloween at Captain Howdy's

That's the last time I summon undead spirits from a parallel dimension
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
Funny idea :) click
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Red Aftershock
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Still....Could have been worse.
They could have come out of your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# always with a winkey on things. Are there no pants in your world?!?
what about a lady-space for a change:)
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
delightful as ever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# So that's what you were drawing..
.. lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that's the second one, I've yet to colour the first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# arf......likin'this silliness too
also:looks a bit like he's dis-emboweling a pig there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Ah, modernisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Development Sketch for a potential new project...
...and generally how I feel at work today.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pissed off Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Have a dragonfly


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# This fly looks nothing like a dragon
I'm doing a real life sadface now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Yay, dragonfly!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Have a REAL Dragonfly?
www.b3ta.com/board/9779865
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Damn that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Cheers
But they're actually bad bastards and have a nasty bite
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Quite :D

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# That's just how I feel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# >:(
One of the T's on my mug has started coming away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Are you washing by hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Maís ouí Monsieur!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# ARRGH!
Really? Tell me which one and I'll get a new one sent to you. Prototype fail :'(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ha!
It's ok, it's just a wee bit of the Get to dah kettle one :D Just winding you up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Gah.
Keep me updated! I will of course send you a spanky new one whenever you want :)
Also: I've started work on Kunt's poetry illustrations :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Now that's service ;)
I had not heard of this. Please tell me more....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# He's writing a book of celebrity poems
Featured slebs include Dot Cotton, Josef Fritzl, Jeremy Kyle, CJ off Eggheads. They are beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Oh fuck yeah!
CJ is my favourite Egghead from teh Hit TV Show Eggheads :D

Do you know what you should do? You should put your Mr T Duck on a mug! I would buy that mug!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Josef Fritzl?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# You've got a load of Mr T's on your mug?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I have three.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# I aint peeling off no mug sucka
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# this too is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# fankoo dudeface
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Snizzle his polar-pizzle
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha yes :D
TJ: Not worth its own thread, I just put LOLCOMICSANS text on a clip from Supernatural.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# You totally did as well.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I made the animation myself too, from the dvd. If that's worth anything.
(it's totally not)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I totally love the way the speech bubble gets smaller as they get further away.
Is supernatural any good?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Yeah, it is.
Only on the 4th episode but I'm loving it so far.
Some of it seems a little Lovecraftian, and the music's not bad either :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:12, archived)
# It's mainly 'Monster of the Week' in the first season,
but they develop longer story arcs too. I prefer those, but there are strong and weak episodes throughout.
Worth watching, certainly, and a lot more than just a 'pretty boys doing Charmed/Buffy' ripoff.
[edit] and might the .gif look intriguingly weird if you reversed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:16, archived)
# WOAH!!!
likin'dis cos it's differnt:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# This is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *sticks one up*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Is this an "I want a divorce" greetings card?
Cos it totally should be. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Grand Day Lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Is it your birthday?
if so happy birthday if not what's with the 20?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
# It's Wallace & Gromit's 20th today. Yes you may now feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Wallace & Gromit are!!
Check out Google today
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Ah my laptop directs me to iGoogle each time
so I don't get the main page.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# its ace innit!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
it is actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Needs more Cheese?
'Tis good though, best yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Where can I get me a gromit spacehopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:39, archived)
# God yes!
*invents*
*markets*
3.
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# HaHa
I seen that as I made it too. Available by Christmas I'm sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...have a thirsty cutie

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# ARRGGH, cover his eyes!!!
Cheers Ninj, but you can keep the Blinkin' Monkey. I'm crap with pets
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Lovely!
Where would we be without Google telling us of these important things :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# China.
That's where we'd be. Fucking China :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Damn Google
And I wanted to go to China!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08, archived)
# HOLY DRAWN ON EYEBROWS BATMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Culture Clash yay!
Just shows the difference between the camp original TV Show and the Psychopathic new realism of the new Batman movies - I like both in equal measures.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Cesar Romero FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# and his lovely painted over moustache
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Always reminded me of Gran...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ^THIS! with huge fecking bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Nothing that a spot of anti-death potion, handily concealed on his fetching utillity belt wont sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D
I did a picture of the shark spray scene weeks ago, just need to find time to colour it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I read that as
felching utility belt :S
(The Director of Directing, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# That's just chuffing ace, that is.
*clicks*

*clicks again*

Go on, it's worth it...

*clicks a third time*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# pfft excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Made this one a while back
Same idea but in reverse - started serious, then inserted the campiness :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PCIG27f-w
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# New post lols


Click for bigger (55 kb)

A rejected submission for a showy thing. BAH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:23, archived)
# JAMSHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# SCONEKNEES
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
# HAPPYSHOPPING
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# This is rather lovely.
Poigniant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:25, archived)
# She has a dancing flower and an unhappy carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# And tiny red shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# There's no place like home...
Lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# nice shoooooooos
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Dorothy hasn't aged well
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I'm worried as to what she did
to the lion, tinman and scarecrow to make them so very, very small. And I don't think I want to know what happened to Toto... :(

A beautiful and very sad picture *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# beautiful work!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Thanks :)
I bloody love this!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# This is very Woo
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# This is really ace!
I often think that the human aspects of stormtroopers are callously glossed over in the films.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ..
Ace.
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)
# dorothy has let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:22, archived)
# woo
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Always the postcode you must use...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Use the Parcel Force, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ...
*Spangs into mush*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Oooof!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Yoda: Vader, with DHL he is.
Luke: Is DHL stronger?
Yoda: No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.


edit: hope this one wins. clicks
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Do you know how lucky you are to have me?
was that on t.v. last night? Location x3 I think.

Nice house that one. How do people afford a place mile away from London? are there any jobs far away?
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Really?
I changed it before I went home yesterday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# What are the odds on that.
new turn of phrase going about the place maybe.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:21, archived)
# 127 to 1
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Bloody hell Ninj! That's cracking!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Cheers sir!
You well? Loved your Boorman btw, must pop down there and cliketh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Fabulous this is!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:52, archived)
# You I thank...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Do not try to deliver parcels
there is no try.

Only Undelivered parcel notifications.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That's chuffing awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Oooh thank you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Why wish you become postman?
Mostly because of my Father, I guess...

Ahhh! Father! Powerful postman was he. Powerful postman....




very WOO, Mr N!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Bless you Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# But there's no postcode, master! How will I know who to deliver the mail to?
Use your feelings, and find him you will.

*clicky* - and FP. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You're too kind sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I tries
my best :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Cor! :o
Ninjtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Cheers my dear chap!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:11, archived)
# awesome
This is like a postoffice poster from the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# omg
*clicks
Make me you can! [EDIT] THIS IS NOT MY OWN WORK BTW!
Posted have I the instructions below! Yesss!
Do or do not. There is no try!


mawopi.com/archives/intern2-1.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Cheers op!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# That is so full of ace...
...it's scary WOO YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:33, archived)
# marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Parcel Force
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9779913
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# THE POST BE WITH YOU!
Bloody Excellent Ninj! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bless you sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:36, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Cheers Jahled!
Love your WOO btw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Change the logo to Comet / Dixons / Currys where appropriate


Click for bigger (27 kb)
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# I should have
Added a section on how to tie your tie with a really big knot.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahaha! Spot on! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Id like them more
if every single thing I've ever bought from them hadnt broken two weeks later.... How do they do it???
You should see their customer complaints desk, opening time on a Saturday morning. They queue to get in, but they sure as hell aint buying anything....
(Golden_guns247, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# :D
Read it to the customer Mumble unintelligibly, whilst looking at the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I would replace that with Carphone Whorehouse
we went shopping for a Mobile Broadband + Laptop deal and I specified that I wanted the best laptop we could afford with the deal and it must have a "Dedicated" graphics card. We asked the assistant as the card said nothing about what graphic chip was onboard plus they had rigged it so you couldn't bring up the computer properties to find out that way - I had to explain to her the difference between Intergrated and Dedicated and she told us 3 times yes it was a dedicated Graphics Card - we get it home and guess what it's a crappy Intergated card that shares the memory from the computer's memory so no good. We take it back to be told We cannot get out of the contract and we were given the run around - even Trading Standards more or less told us we were screwed tough shit!

We went to PC World and every one of their laptops and computers told us exactly what type of grphics card it was and how much memory in total if it was part dedicated part intergrated so we took another deal out with a different Mobile Broadband and got this nifty Acer Aspire 8930G which I love so much :D *glees*

I Hate Carphone Whorehouse!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Even dedicated ones share memory
See also: you have a 7/14 day cooling off period on any contract and can cancel for any reason within that time
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Only on contracts entered into on the phone or internet
I think.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:56, archived)
# aye, distance selling
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Yes apparently the 14 day cooling off does not apply to T-Mobile deals
everyone else yes - T-Mobile NO!

fuckers!!

and yes I realise that dedicated share memory but they have more onboard dedicated memory and can handle 3D games, 3D Programs, Photoshop After Effects far better than an Intergrated chip which is only really useful for home finances and surfing the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# That's so wrong
All these deals have a 7 day cooling off period, and even then, you've been missold a product.

Your Trading Standards want shooting.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:58, archived)
# All Trading Stardards said was send them a letter
threatening legal action if they didn't reply within 14 days - but we would have to take them to court and we would have to prove that the sale's rep told us it was a dedicated chip. The 14 days expired they didn't contact us and our bluff was called - we don't have the money to pursue this further - so James is having the other laptop despite my protests.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:07, archived)
# You could tyry going back to the Whorehouse
and laying the Sale of Goods Act on them, which basically states the retailer has the responsibility

www.berr.gov.uk/whatwedo/consumers/fact-sheets/page38311.html

Retailers are pooing themselves over this at the moment, sicne the BBC did a big report on it.

My Xbox recently died out of warranty, phoned Game HO, they said there was nothing they could do. I mentioned the SoG Act and they suddenly went, take it to your nearest store and get it replaced.

At the end of the day, you've done nothing wrong. You bought a prodcut in good faith, based on the advice you were given. This has turned out not to be the case, so it's their fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Thanks I've bookmarked that I'll show it to James
but I think he's of the mind that it's not worth fighting over - I think it is and I'm bloody annoyed as anyone can be caught in such a trap especially with T-Mobile mobile broadband - steer well clear of them unless you know what you're getting.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:17, archived)
# bastards!!!!!!!!
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Apparently the staff don't get full training
I had to explain in detail to several of their staff what the difference was and you could see the glazed expression on their faces meant they were off in fluffy bunny world rather than listening to what I was saying.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# YAY!
For fluffy bunny world *la la laaaa la la*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:08, archived)
# "glazed expression"..hahahaha....they just reitterate the "manual"
dead giveaway everytime:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:09, archived)
# If they can remember what a manual is
they need a card to tell them what a manual is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Awww, he looks just like you, Wayne!


With thanks to Paul P for the idea... www.b3ta.com/board/9778784
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# ahahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:39, archived)
# To be honest though
I think I'd still do Shrek over his missus..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Fiona?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:54, archived)
# no, rooney's missus
but that's certainly true as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Brilliant sir! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Looks just like his Father
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That's brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# poor shrek

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)
# knew I'd already seen similar
no disrespects to Barb's effort though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I credited this one in my post
as the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:06, archived)
# "mother and baby are doing fine then":D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :) ty
to be honest your probably took more work and looks better
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Cheers!
I'm pleased with how it turned out, but I was really lucky with the source images
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] O.o
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:38, archived)
# so gonna get spanged
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love her shocked face.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :) Reminds me of this from year gone by...

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)

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