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And slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

dun dun DUUUH!

doddy do! doddy do!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)

Apparently Jason Donavon is joinign the new show...

dear God

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

ahhaha

woo :D

my mate had a neighbour who used to travel alot and left their dog with him, he only had 3 legs (we nicknamed him tripod) and slept in the shed, he'd jump up to get in the shed at night and catch his singular back leg and fall over, :( bless him

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha, my grandparents had a cat (who died recently! D:) called Leonard.

He had one leg amputated, so they called him Yardy. Because he had 3 feet.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)

OOOOOOOOH LAAAAAA!

la la la la
I need ooh la la la la!
/rocks out to Goldfwapp

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Ratsta, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

FREAKY, i was just listening to the eve of the war

but on spotify. :)

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

'tis a great album, that.

I'm gonna have to listen to it again, I'm doing a project in college where I'm designing a book cover for War of the Worlds :)

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

iPod bandwagon?

Was the greatest moment in B3ta history.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

You're forgetting Flap.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)

Nnrrrrhhfh

ffrrrnnn brains

edit: check out my fleece oh yeahh nnn

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

Nicely.

Happy new year b3ta people!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

Happy New Year Baz!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

Was Santa good to you Barb?

I got truckloads of Family Guy DVDs, the full series of the Wire, and some North Face slippers that are just the toastiest things available to humanity :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)

I got some pretty cool toys

A scalextric, a stylophone, a remote control helicopter, a rubiks 360 (easy!) and an addictaball. (google it)

I also got the all-important trousers and socks I needed.

Oh, and I got a book about things that look like cocks, courtesy of rob :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

My missus bought me the wrong series of Family Guy

even though they are on the shelf in the front room.

having a nightmare exchanging it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

For some reason I got a box-set of the Transformers films, even though I've shown no interest in watching either of them ever :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

just fire staples at your eyes

it's the same experience but it's less painful

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

Sure there would be value in a b3ta gift exchange system...

There must be someone round here for whom the prospect of Megan Fox is worth sitting through those movies.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

Megan Fox you say?

*re-evaluates rejected xmas gift*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

IT'S YOU!!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

Ooo "Sutherland bodysnatchers" is almost a "Dawson Crying"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

haha

i imagine megan fox smells of engine grease and old lube. yuck

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

I imagine

she doesn't wipe afterwards, and just lets the conjealed spunk dry naturally on her inner thighs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

fucking her would be like peeling open a toasted cheese sandwich

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

I'd rather fuck a cheese toastie

fresh out of the Breville

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)

ITS YOU !!!

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

*fetches killing hammers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha you bugger!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)

Gah!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)

i got one of these from the wife

I'm not sure what do do with it. it's useless as a sex toy

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)

not that you've tried

or anything

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

bit girthy and modular

i mean. no of course not!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

What the deuce?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

just three stacking ghost/octopus things.

it's quite cool, but wilfully functionless

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

Do the eyes light up?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)

nope.

it's sitting on my desk at work judging me with it's dead non light up eyes.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)

Maybe it wakes up at night

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

haha

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

i got socks and pants

and a jokebook about iphones and i dont even have an iphone

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)

That's pretty funny

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

Happy new year :DD

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)

Happy new wotsits fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)

And you sir.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)

woop

very nicely done! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)

Ace work there fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)

ZOMBIE!

yay nice brainage :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

Mourning...

...it's my last day of holiday.

A late entry to the maths compo.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

Oi!

Thats not funny. cos its true. Damn you sunshine!

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awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

there should be a sudden drop at the end

cos i go red and leak and leave an exact copy of myself behind, then I'm pale again

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

well i suppose you fit the proper tan graph perfectly then...

www.intmath.com/Trigonometric-graphs/tanx.gif

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

awesome!

woo to this

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)

mine looks like


    red as fuck   ____________________________
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White as sheet  _|

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)

My last day of holiday too :(

I'm not Scottish but I still follow the Scottish Tan Line :(

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

A HA HA HA

just fucking like that !

(Zoidaroid, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)

funny :DD

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha!

This is ace and deserves much more attention :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)

Prolly bindun but....

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Vulthoom, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:26, archived)

If falling to the Dark Side does that to your skin

Imagine what it does to your digestive tract. Takes more than a few pots of bioyoghurt to sort out.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)

hahaha :D

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)

Damn, it's quiet today

Are people still off work?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:10, archived)

still waking up and avoiding year-end meetings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

I wish!

I'm anticipating a bollocking this morning, but my boss is teasing me by coming in late

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

did you shit in his stationery drawer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)

wish I had

on my last day someone was taking the piss so I sent an email to a colleague saying they were taking the piss, without even mentioning the person by name. They saw the email and got really upset, crying and everything...

I might submit it for QotW

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)

Pre-empt his Bollocking

By finding the person who stitched you up, and take a shit in THEIR stationery drawer.
With luck by the time he gets in, there will be an all-out office drawer shitting scat war going on. He will be so confused by this that he will forget about his beef with you.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)

alternatively

you could say "They were taking the piss. If they are going to get that upset by someone pointing out that they are taking the piss, they shouldn't take the piss." and hope that your boss is a reasonable person.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)

Normally he is

but he'd rather be liked by the rest of the company than by his own staff, so consequently rarely backs us up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

stand your ground without getting angry

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

This is what I'm thinking

at th end of the day I didn't mention any names, what I said was true, and it was between me and a colleague.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

Oh bravo!

Have a happy new year click.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)

Now wash your hands :D

Good to while still being an EVIL empire, that they haven't forgotten basic hygiene!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)

And while I'm here, a call for help:

Anyone here with "recording speech onto a PC type skills?" I need some quick advice.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)

I'm no expert

are you using Audacity?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)

nope I'm not using owt yet,

I have had an email from a little charity group I do stuff for from time to time, they need to record some spoken directions for an audio trail. They want an Idea of what (PC) Software + microphone combo is good quality vs price?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)

Audacity is free

I've only downloaded it recently to try and alter a ringtone. I haven't got my head around it yet, but I understand it is quite good at clearing up sound recordings etc

audacity.sourceforge.net/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)

oh cheers,

I will forward that onto em.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

I want to see this happen

Today is the 37th anniversary of the pilot episode of Last of the Summer Wine. Hurrah!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:33, archived)

I don't get the connection

or understand what there is to Hurrah about, what with not being 80 or northern and backward :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:38, archived)

Because it would involve a great deal of profanity,

cynicism, hatred, vitriol and straightforward disliking of the entire concept of Last of the Summer Wine.
Pretty much what Boyle does best.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:41, archived)

ah, there's a risk of comedy involved though,

maybe have it hosted by a gravestone on an overcast day

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:44, archived)

I want to see this happen too.

Yes indeedy. :)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)

The interminable adventures of three retarded old men

who inevitably end up screeching downhill in an out-of-control bathtub.

Isn't it called 'Top Gear' these days?

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George Spiggott, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)

The original series

was bloody brilliant.
Dialogue gags and intelligent comedy.
I actually have the paperback version of the 1st series which is genuinely "LOL"
The subsequent series went downhill faster than an old bloke in a bathtub.

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

Just found out he's on D:

Click for animated (1.2M)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:44, archived)

Don't know who that is

but we were watching a reality show tonight about bad cooking, my niece's buddy is on the show. It's called America's Worst Chef or something.
Ok, it's called Worst Cooks in America.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)

it's not a hair loss...

..it's a bald win!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)

i'm going to get you, you motherfucking motherfucker! rawwrrrr!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Nice to see you pb

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)

why hello, bld.

sorry i keep vanishing, btw. i am on a borrowed laptop and it's giving me the gears.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 7:18, archived)

alright postbear

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:06, archived)

Hello mr horrible

you're up late/early

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:10, archived)

time for work, mofaha :(

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:11, archived)

Damn, I'm sorry man.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)

hello hello.

hellorrible.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:21, archived)

he was Barney Rubble in the lesser of the Flintstone movies,

he's hardly an A list actor who shouldn't be lowering himself.

Mind you, he's probably made more than most of us will in 10 years by doing it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:36, archived)

I'd totally forgotten about this

just checked out the inmates, and, good god... Stephanie Beacham!
Nooooo!

I assume the one's I don't know litter the pages of Nuts regularly, apart from the one that looks like a melted Sly Stallone, who apparently is currently boffing Jordan

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 8:46, archived)

Seems I only recognise 2 of them

Vinnie Jones, and Lady Sovereign.

On the one hand, I'm quite pleased to be able to say I only recognise 2 of them.

On the other hand, I'm not at all proud that I recognised Lady Sovereign.

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LP, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:27, archived)

Poor sodl

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:38, archived)

priscilla, queen of the axolotls.

nicely.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:48, archived)

I like this.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:59, archived)

Got soap for a head :(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:42, archived)

A happy Axolotl

Would be an Axolol? Or maybe an Axolmao or even an Axorotflmao (if it was reeeeeally happy)

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simbosan is too tired, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:46, archived)

Aw! Maybe a bit of music from Axolotl Rose can cheer him up?

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 7:34, archived)

yes! clicks

well known for the catchy track "Welcome to the Mexican Lake Xochimilco"

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:37, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

You fucking scaley!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:59, archived)

YIFF YIFF SPLASH MEOW

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)

Ahahah, nice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)

z=1.3 so noisy

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:09, archived)

Fish works out nicely.

All bubbly.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:11, archived)

You are too kind. A video would do it justice.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:14, archived)

It looks deep-fried

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)

Hey hey!

Did I thank you properly for your gift? If not, THANK YOU! I've been away a lot recently and that's still ongoing but as soon as I'm sorted out I'll be dropping something silly in the mail for you, likely early next month :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:29, archived)

had them both. the fish smelled better.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:55, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)

I think she's wimped out.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

haha! yay!

mercy buckets.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)

uh oh, someone got thalidomide in the astroglide again.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:35, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

YES! It's perfect!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

\o/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:58, archived)

"pew!"

hehehe

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:39, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:52, archived)

Z had to be negative, yes.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:57, archived)

It's full of jello!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:34, archived)

This is lovely. A perfect blend of cute, sexy and squid.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:01, archived)

I have her card.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:05, archived)

Ahahaha

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)

Obliviously

Yer not a leg man.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)

Needs more tentacles.

ALSO
hat

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:20, archived)

LOLZ!

...and blueberry compote.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)

GJMu!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:25, archived)

Had to negate z as well.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:06, archived)

Just cos

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)

Nice dinosaur

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)

Alright people. I have a bored friend offering to draw you pictures.

What should she draw for you?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)

Oooh. More Gay Dinosaurs please.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

Those are mine, not hers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

Lolz.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

Lucy Pinder in moonboots

eating a walnut whip

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

Much better than my suggestion

Fuck!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

Herself naked please

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

Vampires.

In everyday situations.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

that vampire is so queueing to buy that quilted double velvet in tesco

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:04, archived)

or maxi-pads.

for his heavier days.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

very good replacement inner soles them.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

my impending arousal at what ever it is that she may draw.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

a cheesecake shaped like rutger hauer, please.

edit: i win!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)

from which decade?

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

from the 2050s.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

blueberry compote for eye makeup.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)

As it's an already running theme for dinos, how about one in a hat?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

extorting the pope

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

or a dino-saw?

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

These folks saw a dino.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)

dino-snore

night night! this has been fun.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:42, archived)

Awww, it's food is snoozing too. How cute.

CYA

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:47, archived)

This confused me for a second.

At first I thought it was bumming the baby with its tiny green cock.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)

A guinea pig with explosive diarrhoea

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

You poeple are scaring her, good work.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)

tell her to remember that face..

it will help her in getting my look right in my request.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:03, archived)

Ah, I thought you just wanted her to draw a picture of your erect cock.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

Damn, that's hot. Make her draw mine next.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:06, archived)

as far as I'm aware there is no erection with out the look of fear.

nor orgasm without the tears of shame.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

Draw miss marple realising that the greatest mystery she never solved was why no one wanted to marry her.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:08, archived)

I don't know how many of these she's going to do, I'll do some.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:09, archived)

YAY!

Dinosaurs!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)

A furry squid with bunny ears and a yellow ribbon.

And tits.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:21, archived)

Funny Fucker!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:52, archived)

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

D-:

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

i think she needs a breath mint.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:13, archived)

Spectacular

tentacular.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

*jazz tentacles*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

would,

but only if the squid stays

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:12, archived)

I think it's stuck

in her hair.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:14, archived)

I was going to call you a filthy furry but then I remembered that squids don't have fur.

Does anyone know the correct term please?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:15, archived)

Sucker?

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:16, archived)

sucker punk.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:17, archived)

Slimy?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

scaley..

slimey?

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

Be it fur, feather, scale or slime it is all YIFF.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:18, archived)

what about ghostfucking?

i don't think that's yiff territory, even if the person who died WAS wearing a squirrel costume.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:27, archived)

Necrophilia covers that.

Necroyiff?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:31, archived)

"it is most pleasant to be meeting you.

my name is ilya necroyiff."

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:37, archived)

The problem I have with the concept of necroyiff is that it already exists.

And several places have found out recently that it is not exactly illegal.
A lot of dead deer fuckers, taxidermy rapists, coat humpers are out there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:46, archived)

What if you have sex with someone who used to be a squirrel but then they died and were reincarnated as a person?

But they still had the mind of a squirrel

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:34, archived)

ask an escort specialising in politicians.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

'Would the minister care to explain his £20,000 expenses claim for acorns?'

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:48, archived)

What if you have sex with someone who used to be a squirrel but then they died?

And so, Goodnight All.

And goodnight Imaginary people too.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)

Whoah!

How'd that get there?

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)

if you need a "sorry i shot green goo on your giraffe' card, i have a spare.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)

now shit your leg off

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

hahahaha

needs more replies...........innit

(JoePesky, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:18, archived)

sex is exercise woo

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)

if you replaced 'change 4' with 'make a'

that would look like an advert for the family planning association...

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:23, archived)

you have vagina mouth?

EDIT: or at least stomach ovaries?

ALSO: NSFW

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)

good point

lesson for the day: look at post before commenting.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)

...maybe it's what goiters really are: Throat babies. This iodine deficiency stuff is just a nonsense.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)

Goitres

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)

i google checked I typed goitres and it turned it to goiters.

I blame the internet.

EDIT: apparently that would be a fine spelling if I'm american. Unfortunately I aint.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)

Not to worry.

I did spend five years at medical school, 3 years working and the last 12 hours staring up peoples bums.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)

this explains a lot about your animations...

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Are you a proper doctor yet?

Don't worry I don't need an ediagnosis. Right now.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)

I am currently an A+E doctor. I haven't had a day off since Christmas eve :-(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Better/worse than "psych nights"?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

If you remember, I spent most of my psych nights pissing around on the computer.

Doing A+E I'm lucky if I get a 5 minute break to go and sit in the corner and cry.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

Oh. What sort of doctor do you want to be eventually?

I may have asked you this already and you may have said GP or that may have been someone else.

I think you want to be: willy surgeon.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

I'm a GP trainee

I failed the willy surgeon exams

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:47, archived)

This is my hero

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:49, archived)

How long till you're a proper GP?

Will you prefer meeting old people or hypochondriacs?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)

I will be a fully qualified GP in 3 years.

I will specialise in sick notes for people who don't like their work.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:52, archived)

Also would you like some antibiotics? I like giving people antibiotics.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)

I'd never turn down antibiotics.

Even if I'm fine they make me more fine, right?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:59, archived)

you can put them next to a bottle of yakult and watch them fight.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 4:01, archived)

They're not even sure it IS a baby.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:36, archived)

Monster ovum.

I think babies should stop as Zygotes. 'Tis a much better word.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

Worst pander ever.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)

or...

most hopeful.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)

bamBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)

you're not wrong.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)

Knee clefts.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)

wrist tits.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)

...sound like one of those things they sell on infomercials.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:32, archived)

provides extra comfort, padding and sustenance while typing in your work place.

Or maybe your into health try our new plus sized GG wrist tits.. simply attach and go out jogging. The extra weight will really help you burn those pesky calories.

And maybe you'd like to try our new handy pocket accessory: twat ankles.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)

Twankles!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)

do people fail at saying twat in america like they do in canada?

what the hell is a twot.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

Haha

trust me, everyone in my immediate circle has a thorough working grasp of multiligual cursing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 5:32, archived)

ARSE BUNNIES!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)

Fucking filthy furry.

That /ac is almost worn out now.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)

Clear your cache to regain originality.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:37, archived)

Fuck you jesut with your midriff belt legs.

/ac

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)

I VOM AT YOUR CUNTBOX

/ac

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:41, archived)

I don't have an /ac

WHY NOT. I'm pretty sure I only use about a dozen stock phrases, it'd speed everything up no end.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

I'm still waiting to get some batteries for my graphics pen so I can draw a sexy picture of you.

I would greatly appreciate a brief description in order to make it more accurate.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)

i think my sister tried to bite through mine in a fit of drunkrage.

yay christmas.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:39, archived)

This contains a self-portrait, guess which one I am.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)

Thank you

You have lovely spine plates.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:46, archived)

*tries extra-hard to cease to exist*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)

use the tipex.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)

Oh, I appear to've spilled it all over my lap.

Still, one does have to be mental to bother with b3ta, but it doesn't help.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)

Does wanxercise count?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)

So it is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)

"4chan kids"

starring keith haring as the dead guy.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

I'm worried by the

diminutive stature of the pink feller.

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:54, archived)

don kyoto

well i've been away for three years and i thought i'd rejoin today. at 2.30 in the morning. hello again and (happy new year)x3.

i've created this on ms paint to celebrate, along with a new word to describe it - it's a pableau.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)

Who the fuck are you?

Hello, don't touch my eyes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)

i'm poodle.

it's the sense of community that i missed...

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)

this is adequate.

welcome, new/old person
and now to bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)

Us new people salute you.

This pic is shit. Nobody appreciates literature round here these days.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)

thanks for the salute. the guy at the back was a bit out of line though.

i've got no artistic or technical talent whatsoever i'm afraid. i didn't realise it was a prerequisite.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)

It is certainly not.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:48, archived)

Hahaha!

You'll fit back in just fine. Technical talent is a drawback.
(At least, that's what I tell myself)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)

I see you've included some horse cock.

You'll be fine.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:25, archived)

HI YA!!

(JoePesky, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)

I like this kind of thing

It almost looks like it might secretly have a deep meaning.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)

Of course it has.

Cop a load of that horse's cock. What more do you need?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:47, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)

Hello horse

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)

Hello I was enjoying this picture then I saw the horse's cock and now I can see nothing else and to be honest the rest of it has been ruined

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:49, archived)

oh shit, a penis!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)

This is my first thought every morning

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:51, archived)

I think, wow, Im still alive

and also, FUCK it's 1pm! D:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)

i'm sorry

but i thought it was a bit harsh to castrate him.

(poodle canoodle, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:52, archived)

I think it's the massive semicircle at the end that bothers me.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpjSvxwagc

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)

i love the blurb off to the side.

did ryuichi sakamoto ever make any bad music? yes, yes he did. a lot of it - most of the stuff from the 90s was horrid.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:12, archived)

hahaha

I kind of liked Human Audio Sponge, but I can see why most people wouldn't.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)

smoochy, yeesh.

i do like him in general, but not every damned thing.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)

"I've yet to hear any, if he did."

"Oh, wait, here's some."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)

Although I did like Forbidden Colours at the time.

I'm not ashamed to admit that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)

SHAME.

FEEL IT.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

beware!

cervantes is a alien.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:59, archived)

Or David Bowie.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)

or a small hill of dirty hats.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)

This is the work of ANTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:27, archived)

THANKS ANTS....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jtU9BbReQk

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)

THANTS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

i gloo.

you glue.
we all sniff horse hooves.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:48, archived)

tell us about the fustian kerchief!

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)

seamcocks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 3:30, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how to weave.

What have yawl been upto?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

I've spent the entire day playing Dead Space on ps3. And drinking tea.

It has been my most productive day this year.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

I got about halfway though that and couldn't be bothered.

My attatchment to Issak was non-existant and I thought the gameplay was a bit too repeatative, I traded it for SF4 which was also shit, shame really.
Currently playing Assassins Creed II, Ratchet and Clank: ACIT and Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta.
I highly reccomend all of these, fallout's a bit bloody glitchy though eh?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

Mass Effect, Halflife 2, Madworld, Final Fantasy XII and Mario Kart

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Mass Effect was good :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

Let's go mining! Mining in space!

Wow, these creatures have killed me, I must get stronger.
Yay! I got stronger and killed the creatures.

Er... wanna go space mining? No, me neither.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)

I'm a fan of mindlessly getting stronger and killing things.

In fact, I'm playing through dead space again at the second, partly due to lack of anything else to do, partly because it lets me stay as strong as I was at the end of the game, and slaughter things mindlessly.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

racing games are better

like mariokart double dash or demolition racer.
GTA vice city is awesome, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

I have doubledash

but left my gamecube controllers round my ex's brother's house.

So I can't play it :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

rollingcabbage gave me his gamecube

well, i say gave, he said it could live at my house.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

Hooray

I've actually just promised a friend the same arrangement, when I get some controllers

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

my sister recently got a wii

so i got her xbox, as well as a shitload of games, including vice city.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

Nice :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

anything that takes my mind off ocarina of time is a good thing

i've spent way too long on that game, completed it 4 times. jabu-jabu still annoys the hell out of me, but i can spend hours on the fishing bit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Get Oddworld: Strangers Wrath

hands down the best game on that system.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

i remember once

winding my mum up when she was doing a buffet, asking her if she was planning to serve meech munchies :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Abe's Oddysey

was one of the hardest games I've ever played. I was quite young at the time though.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

I'm liking it more for what they are planning with the sequels,

how you are when you finish the first one is how the second one is going to start effecting the second games storyline and such. Also I pretty much enjoy the killing and mining and the alien sex scene.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

I really enjoyed mass effect (aside from the pointless driving around empty planets)

I think the format for the dialogue was awesome and I liked chucking grenades at people. Also I made my guy have a massive jaw and a tiny forehead. I liked watching him try to emote.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:57, archived)

in regard to Mass effect see above.

Is Madworld any good? I saw it in HMV for £6 and considered it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

it's very bloody and silly

and has some of the most peurile commentary ever.. I personally love it.

plus one of the commentators is Greg Proops, Greg Proops!

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

I completed dead space earlier. The last boss was underwhelmingly easy.

I was looking for my copy of fallout for about half a year, and then a few days ago my brother decided that a perfect birthday present would be to reveal that he'd known where it was the whole time.

I've played a good portion of assassin's creed now, never played Ratchet and Clank.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how to wave.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

how is it going?

my biggest problem is avoiding my own face during the process.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

Sorry dude can't read your comment

there's a fucking hand in front of my face.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

I keep getting asked about the black eyes

I've been telling people I get abused by my wife to avoid the embarrassment.

I don't even have a wife.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

I woke up at a 11am.. read for a bit.. fell back to sleep

HAD CRAZY DREAMS woke up at 2pm went down stairs spent a fair few hours mocking the TV with my housemate till we watched the UFC 108 prelims. and played some computer games.

this has been a constructive day.

I like your weave. By this I think I am making some form of pubic euphamism.. although I can't be too sure.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oohhh, Cheeky! ;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

WEAVLE

Edit: drinking and playing assassins creed 2

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Good show!

I'm trying to find the last statue in the villa, I want my 2000f damn it!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Look online

I use online to find all the glyths because I know I wouldnt be arsed to do it again.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

You filthy cheating cunt!

I refuse to faq unless I'm really stuck/mashed.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)

I only did it because I'd found about 2 of them and the cheevos are piss easy

apart from find 100 feathers which will be a cunt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

you filthy cheating cunt

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

Got a headset yet?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

Me and Petehix talked and shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

peeing. a lot.

due to stopping the festive bingeing yesterday, all the fluid i've been retaining is hurrying to get out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

you should maybe try gathering up all your silica gel sachets from around the house,

you'll find them mostly in your shoe boxes and binocular cases, then fashion a quilt or similar by sewing these together and simply let the gel do it's thing.

"What retained fluid!?!!"

Caketip #274

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)

pff!

i'm just glad i live in a flat, no running upstairs to the loo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

I've been teaching myself how to kill.

So far, I've been grossly inefficient.

What a sodding mess.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

!!!!

Practice makes.... well it still makes a mess but you get used to it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

heheheheh.

Worth a look.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

I WILL KILL AGAIN

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

I find it helps to try out a few techniques on yourself first to see which is the most effective.

You'll get it in no time!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:40, archived)

Again, what a mess.

And pitiful results.
And fuck me, I'm starving.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

might i suggest

sausage and egg on toast?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)

Good idea.

Kill that, then move on to bigger targets later.

Still hungry, though.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)

i have an unholy craving for quavers

but i have none. i shall have a piece of toast instead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

Semiquavers might be the answer.

Cos you type like a fat lass.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

hahaha!

i was very fat, but now i've lost 15 stones
*smugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)

*falls in luv for no good reason*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)

you need no reason

i am AWESOME

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)

Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

Gents, it's a free-for-all.

Go on.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)

the gents are few and far between right now

nobody likes a ton of loose skin :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)

Is it loose enought that I could tie myself up in ya

if so I'll hop on the train first thing!
;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)

you probably could!

if i pin my arms to my sides, i could fucking glide!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

flying squirrel wi

/ac

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

pff

i get a free tummy tuck sometime this year, which is nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

I'd love to be a flying squirrel for a day

Or a pterodactyl. That way I could have a day of flying AND a day of being a dinosaur rolled into one.

Just one of many fantastic days out I wish I could have. Others include taking a tiger for a walk on a lead, and riding on the back of a bear through a woods.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:26, archived)

i've ridden an elephant

and had a python around my neck and had a tarantula on my shoulder, but it was my tarantula, but that doesn't really count. i'd like to be a megalodon for a day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)

All of those sound awesome

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)

hey, I'm an epic car-crash too.

Not much comfort there, but hey ho.

I've been bald since the age of 22, btw

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:24, archived)

bald can be very distinguished

as long as the hair doesn't migrate to your back

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)

Oh.

Oh dear.

Guess what?

Yep.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)

hahaha!

oh well, you could always wax!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)

Shitting Christ, 15 stone!

was it intentional?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:05, archived)

yep

gastric bypass. i was ill for years, housebound most of the time, so i just got bigger and bigger. when i almost hit 30 stones, i thought "fuck this, i'm doing something about it" so i did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:07, archived)

Well done then there

That's quite a bloody achivement,if I tried that I'd be minus 3 1/2 stone.
I don't wanna weigh that until they launch my corpse into space.
Edit: does that mean you have to get a job now? if so :(

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)

no, i'm still unemployable!

i've had over £1,000,000 worth of surgery over the years, but i'm still not finished. one day, all my bits will be working! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:13, archived)

Yay for not working

and also working bits!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)

not working can be great

but you do feel a bit useless at times. i've never even signed on the dole, i've been on the sick since i was 16, which is a pisser.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:18, archived)

I'd be so fucking busy if I wasn't working

I'd have time for procrastination and getting my various projects completed and I'd also get to spend a lot more time wtih my girfriend and baby girl.
I'd probably feel less useless than I do whilst I'm pissing away 8 hours a day doing something I'm thoroughly fed up with.
Do you have any hobbies?
I'd be stitching, gaming, knitting and baking all the time.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:22, archived)

i do knit a lot

just finished a king sized blanket for my bed. i love reading and i'm a HUGE film fanatic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

Huge films eh?

This one's for you.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)

pff!

no zombies!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)

Gotta love them Zombies.

anyhoo, bedtime I reacon.
Gnite.
(-_-) z z Z

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

they are awesome, aren't they?

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:41, archived)

Jobs are shit.

Please remember that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)

i try

it's easy when my sister moans how tired she is after a hard day's work

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)

She's right.

Jobs are shit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:27, archived)

i'd like a job that involves lots of sex

or power.
or both.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:30, archived)

Try prostitution.

Y'never know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)

Great work with that :)

I've lost 14 stone in the last 19 months

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:20, archived)

are chairs less comfy?

i find sitting down isn't the pleasure it used to be. also, i can feel my hips when i lie down, it interferes with my sleep!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:21, archived)

I'm ok

I have muscles where there used to be just fat

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

i'd like to build up a bit of muscle

but i'm still not allowed to do much :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)

I never listened to what the doctors told me

If I did I'd still be pretty much bedridden and off my head on painkillers because treating me is not cost effective compared to letting me live in agony most days.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

doctors are cunts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:39, archived)

Yes, yes they are

I can officially smug it up these days, because I lost all the weight they say was causing the problems with my spine. It wasn't that at all, they just didn't think I'd lose the weight to prove them wrong. Cunts

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:46, archived)

Writing php and worrying

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

Also lots of confusion and feeling sad

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Yeah, it has some terrible side-effects.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Oh wate, you said pHp

Never mind.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how to sieve.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

so, if you're teaching yourself

...then that means you already knew how.

my brain hurts now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Barely remember much

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

watching the Detroit Lions lose again

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Shiksa, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

Today I've been teaching myself how sleep after midnight again,

so far not doing that well ackchewally...

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..wil, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

It's always before midnight somewhere

you're doing a sterling job sah!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)

What's that?

Looming on the horizon?

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

I will kill again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

If you were gonna kill a dude how would you kill that dude?

And how would you dispose of what was left of that dude?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

What's the situation?

I would require some form of motivation.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)

I dunno; depends on you, dude. This dude has done whatever it would take to make you want to kill him.

Tortured everyone you love or queue-jumped. Whatever.

And you've invited him round for dinner.

How do you proceed?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:47, archived)

I've always liked the idea of a syringe full of bleach

something involviing needles definately, possibly a massive dose of heroin.
I'd probably eat the body, depending on the hygene standards of the guy, as it's a shame to waste good meat.
I think maybe crushing the bones into splinters and scattering them across a few beaches would do the trick.
I don't think my girlfriend would be up for this though.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

Maybe she's secretly really in to that sort of thing

But asking her first would ruin it

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:06, archived)

Whenever I meet someone for the first time,

I think to myself, "if I had to kill this person, how would I go about it?"

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)

What's been your most inventive hypothetical method so far?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

being raised on Bugs Bunny / Roadrunner,

I go for booby traps. Things like detonators attached to doorknobs, anvils hanging from trees.

If the person is particularly annoying -- Bare-handed strangulation.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:55, archived)

Depends on the situation I had to kill him in.

But to dispose, I'd methodically strip the flesh from the corpse and burn it. Or feed it to pigs. I'd have to find some pigs.
Maybe I'm a pig keeper in this scenario... yeah. I'd feed the flesh and organs to my pigs.
Then for the bones I'd build a clay oven in the back yard and roast them as hot as possible until they're so brittle that you can easily crush them up into powder.
Then I'd use the powder to fertilise my fields.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:43, archived)

ask.metafilter.com/7921/#155715

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

I prefer my way.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

Your way requires you to be a pig farmer with a clay oven and fields to fertilise.

All I'm saying is don't rely on it.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)

It relies on nothing.

Clay ovens are extremely easy to build. Even if I had no pigs the oven would cremate flesh without any problem.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)

eww,

I don't think I'm cut out for this whole 'killing' thing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)

Local practice for murderous pigfarmers here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickton

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)

Yup.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)

Flies.

And then more flies.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

Buzzards, dude!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)

Lazy bastards, the lot of them.

Also much too visible. All that circling and shit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)

They are about the most unmotivated carnivores aren't they?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)

Death by flies would suck.

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)

More correct to speak of maggots and larva for the last bit.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)

Bath full of sodium hydroxide

(It's for cleaning drains, dissolves fat, bones, skin, hair, all the things you'd find in a drain). I'd probably knock them out first as I wouldn't want to get splashed.

(Edit: On the plus side, it'd leave you a nice clean bath too)

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An Egg ,D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 2:31, archived)

hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)

graffiti that says rock

brap brap n ting

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FIEND, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

You certainly get around, dont ya?!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

Toilet humour huh?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

Genuine LOLs here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

"Ji"es"n-

.................^*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Yep, thats it

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

I'm sure these things take a lot of skill, but

I still can't even recognise individual letters on them. Is there some trick I'm missing, or do I just lack a certain level of au fait with the Graffiti style?

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)

very large.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

I like this, a lot

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)

and a happy new year to you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

A happy new year in return to you!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

*confuses real life with online life*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)

Stop that. Right now.

Happy new year to you!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

And to you, you beautytalent.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

the doctor will be pissed off

when he finds out you've been taking pictures inside the tardis again

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

But David Tennant broke it!

I saw - it was on the telly and everything...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)

that was a fearsome regeneration, wasn't it?

the new doctor looks like a young - and even uglier - gerard depardieu

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

It's not good.

And he's already managed to shoehorn his new catch-phrase into his first 20 seconds. I'm worried.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

i'm still holding out hopes

he seems quite hyper and gung-ho, which could be a good thing.
wouldn't, though.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Goodness!

Wouldn't?

What is happening with the world?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

timelord or not, he's still an ugmo.

besides, he looks like a deceased ex of mine, which is more than a bit creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

is this a close up of a mechanical headlice?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

Yes. Or maybe no.

My legal people will be back with an answer on this shortly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

Happy new year :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

And to you, young man!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

Young man, where?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

Oh, you....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

Haha :)

How have you been?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:29, archived)

OK, thanks....

Trying to get my life back in order. Nearly there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

Good work :)

I thought I'd muck mine up so gave dating a try

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

Eeek!

Well, good luck with that, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:39, archived)

I WANT MORE BRUM SNOW

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

I may have to leave the Birmingham snow in your hands.

Sadly, I am returning to the capital and their non-functional public transit system, so frozen rain is solely in your purview now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

:((((((((9

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

Oooohhhh texturey! Nice!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

All from the kitchen cupboard!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

The particle board galaxy is rather tawdry, but functional.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

Thank You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

c'or!

it looks like a cork board bacterial invader.

I likes it :)

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:26, archived)

I like the concept of a cork board bacterial invader...

*mulls idea*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

Looks a little like marine ply

jolly good stuff

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)

BUMPOD

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

Brought to you by the guys at Codune Industries

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

¡tfffd

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

Anal or vaginal?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

Why do you want to know?

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)

Because that's a female pelvis.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

I bet anal, due to the angle.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)

bone separation?

caused by having 2 or more children, or so i've heard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)

Yeah, plus general size and shape.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

Actually I just made it up to see how may people would believe me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

i was just guessing, too

been watching far too many forensic programmes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

I'm not telling

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)

...a friend was curious...

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

So she can shove it back up the right hole after she's checked her txts.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:13, archived)

Don't want cross contamination.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

And how many times have you been asked this question before?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)

ha ha ha

this has nothing to do with your image

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

Yes you did.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:10, archived)

he did didn't he

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

and you cannot do a thing about it

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

no, resistance is useless

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

Starring Mofaha as Will smith

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

oh no you di'int

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

mmmmmmhhhh hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

Well dude.

No need to be fucking nasty.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

Don't worry mofaha I love you pictures and stuff.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW

THE DAMAGE IS DONE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:20, archived)

FIGHT!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:23, archived)

U FILTARD

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

i actually bought

i am legend the other day. it was only a fiver and i didn't already have it, so it seemed like a good idea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

I am legend was rubbish.

I thought it was going to be a completely different film.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

it's not that bad

i can think of much worse films

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

I thought it involved some kind of artificial reality and he was being experimented on.

But no.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

i just like the whole post-apocalyptic thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:31, archived)

I've not seen it yet

but have heard it's not brilliant.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:25, archived)

it's not at all

but it's only 120 mins, so if you're short on time, it's something to do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

Quite the contrary

I literally have nothing planned for the rest of my life at the minute.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

i prescribe sex. lots and lots of sex.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)

that's a good price.

I actually liked Hancock a lot. it is a very low price -- in the 5 for $20 bin. The problem is, I cannot find 4 other to buy :P . I was thinking about buying 4 copies of 'Paul Blart, Mall Cop' and burning them

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

DO IT

that film should be exorcised!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

yes! ...and film it. ...right out in the parking lot of Blockbuster Video

hmmm

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:28, archived)

if there are zombies involved in the filming

i demand to be a part of it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)

BUMPOD

/ac

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

this reminds me of FHM

there was a story about an old bloke who turned up at A&E with a jam jar wedged up his arse. made me laugh quite a lot, that did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

I vaguely remember that

I've seen various incarnations of that story, sometimes with ketchup bottles, wine bottles, etc. Sometimes with an excuse like, 'I went shopping, and locked myself out of the house, so put the shopping down and tried to climb up into a first floor window, and fell on the bottle'.

EDIT: 'ning, Smash

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

the only shopping accident i've had

was tripping over whilst carrying 2 bottles of cheap plonk. got a 5-inch scar on my right elbow thanks to landing on the bottles, but neither of them got below the waist

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

Ouch

I childishly slid across an aisle on my knees when I knew no-one was watching a few weeks ago.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

arf!

the actual cut didn't hurt, it was so clean and quick. 3 hours later, i was morphined off my tits, stitches in place, celebrating my best mate's 21st in true drunken style!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

Hooray!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:24, archived)

it takes more than a sliced arm to stop me partying!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)

also, is anyone else watching the women's darts?

those are some ugly bitches!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)

Noooooooo horrid

off to smoke guitar and play a beer now, bye.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:44, archived)

bye!

have fun!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)

Hoorah!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)

i won't miss a party!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)

Are you sure that's FHM?

Because I've heard about a video of this

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

positive

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:17, archived)

if it is thwe video I have heard about

that particularr glass jar breaks while it is still inside.

I have yet found my self desiring to see it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)

I believe that's a similar, but much more disturbing incident

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)

Fell asleep halfway through that sodding film last night.

Again.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)

heheheh

i stayed awake till the end :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:18, archived)

did they fill it with concrete, shove a broom handle in it and wait for it to set?

that way you'd be able to shove it all the way back out of the top with minimal damage.
Imagine swallowing a jam jar, what a twat!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)

hhahaha!

i can't remember how they got it out!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)

smurfatar

(sapo, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)

Smurfahontus in Space

I give Avatar: ****

Hugely unoriginal story, but my reaction was still "wow".

How many *s do you give Avatar?

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zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)

I'd give it a couple of &s and a ?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)

Just saw it again for the third time an hour ago

I picked up more subtleties and enjoyed it immensely.
9.5 out of 10

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 9:30, archived)

Birmingham City FC.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)

I thought that,

didn't shop it like....

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..wil, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)

Spot-on

Fuckin' glow-in-the-dark acne.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 6:13, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:23, archived)

I love horseys.

But not as much as they love this guy!

(right I'm off to smoke something, I'll either be back with some stunning ideas or'll bimble off into my own head and then play assassins creed 2 for far too long, maybe both or neither, I'll just stop typing now.)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)

Sheer. Fucking. Poetry.

or just a cascade of liquid shit

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)

An old compo repost

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:38, archived)

an old repo compost

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:42, archived)

RE Compost an old po

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)

A condom prose plot

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)

A rubber writing conspiracy.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:54, archived)

Ah. So much for anagrams, then.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)

Apathy won out

and I can't be bothered to find the anagram generator thingy.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)

Just type anagram generator into the search bar.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)

L@@K!!! cheat!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:07, archived)

ahahahahahahaah fuckin hellfire!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:35, archived)

That should be illegal.

The image, not the subject matter. I think the subject matter already is illegal.

You've done a man's job, sir.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)

hahaha:DD

(herman:D, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:33, archived)

Hahaha

so am I {;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:39, archived)

I hope that cunt isn't a Scouser.

If he is, that poor horse's lost his watch.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)

I love this,

I probably shouldn't but I do...

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..wil, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)

There's certainly something quite special about the feeling of a cold hard iron shoe in your anus I'll admit.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

Meh...

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..wil, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:12, archived)

Is that a Giny or Pomp?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:19, archived)

Arousing. That's what that is.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)

Enough with SJP please.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:31, archived)

What happens to horses that do drugs, earwilt.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)

Eerie effect is earie! [sic]

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:47, archived)

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