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I saw a passing bandwagon a few pages back

(King Keepo has absolutely no idea what he's doing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

It's "fought"

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)

Friend or fough?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)

Fough you too you fougher

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

Fee, fie, fough, fum

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

How does the rest of that go, you racist?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

I smell the blood of an Englishman

Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll send him home because he's black.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:39, archived)

I'LL GRRRRRIIIIIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BRRRRREAD!

(giant was scottish)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)

That's "North of England" technically.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)

SCOTCHLAND, I SAY!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)

Apparently they hate being called Scotch. So...

SCOTCHLAND IT IS!!!

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)

Food and drink are scotch, everything else is scottish.

People are only scotch if you're a cannibal.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)

I love to call people by their country of origin : "Alright, Irish?" - this works double plus good in the case of the Scotch.

Ahhh. Being English is so sweet.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

It must get confusing for you

All those Englishes you must talk to. How do they know who you are talking to?

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)

Indeed.

They all look the same.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)

'Tis true, we do.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

I know I do.

Exactly the same.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)

What do you call your Nigerian friend, then?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)

"Alright, Nigerian"?

You do realise that I don't actually do this? :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:15, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)

It's a fair cop.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

I fought I fough a foughy cat.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

ha ha :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)

wut?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

scroll down for some misspelt memage

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

sorry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)

*closes paint.net*

...although I was doing it via the medium of a gravestone with the name and epitaph.

Nicely :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

That guy had an impressively evil laugh.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)

Voiced by Paul Lynde.

Sadly no longer with us but a truly amazing voice.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

Brett Spiner sounds like him too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

I know exactly what you mean.

Lor WAS the Hooded Claw.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

Lor was so much more awesome than Data and his irritating cat.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)

Is this wrong speeling day today?

I couldn't work out how Spot managed to have kittins when we never saw any other cats on the Enterprise and Data had no catflap on the door of his quarters....

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)

"Computer! Kittens, fluffy."

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)

Good triv question:

Who invented the catflap?

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)

Schrodinger?

but he couldn't work out whether his cat was inside or outside

or something

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)

Nearly.

Isaac Newton.

*twattybanjotrufax*

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)

Ferdinand von Catflap

Or alternatively, the dutch inventor Mediocre

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:53, archived)

That is a good question.

It wasn't me otherwise I would be considerably richer than I currently am.
I think it was Lord Catflap.
not related to the Catflap of Filthy Rich and Catflap fame mind you.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)

I'm sure the Chinese government will announce in the near future that they have discovered evidence that it was invented in China.

They invented it, but then chose not to use it or make any mention of it in their literature or even to remember that they invented it until just a minute ago. Honest.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)

Oh, right. I just assumed that his name was "Lor" and not "Lore". I guess I'm not nerdy enough to know that :)

Talking of nerdy, there is a whole section of the Data wikipedia page on Spot:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_(Star_Trek)#Spot

which includes such vital info as :

"Despite the name, Spot is not actually patterned with spots. Spot originally appears as a male Somali cat, but later appears as a female orange tabby house cat,"

THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA! WHY NOT SPEND SOME TIME ON REAL TOPICS, IN THE REAL WORLD?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)

My comment wasn't directed totally at you :)

I saw this after the wrong spellings on the "I fough the law" images and wondered if I had missed an edict declaring today a speshul speeling day. I am always amazed at the breadth of knowledge on Wikipedia. I'm orf to look see if there is any kittin explanation there.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)

I have the same Penelope Pitstop fantasy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

I can dress up as The Hooded Claw if you like?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)

0_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)

^ This

although possibly more this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)

O_O

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

*_*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)

crikey

where's Dick Dastardly?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)

HAYALP!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMtA8ahAwDI

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

haha

Mrs S and I went to a party as Penelope Pitstop and The Hooded Claw, but everyone kept thinking I was Dick Dastardly, despite the fact I was doing the voice perfectly and EVERYTHING! Cunts!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)

Did you tie them to train tracks with rope?

That would have shown them.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)

why didn't I think of this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)

Muahahahahahaha!

You would have had to have done the ebil laugh as well

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)

The Hooded Claw anyway

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

Who was the greatest whore in history?

Mrs. Pac-man, because for 10p she'd swallow balls til she died!

(Dad Joke, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)

Hai Sushi :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)

dark glasses

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)

Did he borrow them off Elton?

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zoldergoose, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

HOMOPHOBE.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:26, archived)

He looks cross

Alternate punch-line : crosseyed.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)

Those swastikas looks like a delicious boiled sweets

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)

RACIST.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)

*win*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

Good for you too

Full of Iron.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

I don't really know enough about Nick Griffin's economic beliefs to comment on whether he is a Nazi

But if he is in favour of an economic system that marries the best of socialism with the best of capitalism; where all members of society work towards the good of the nation as a whole, but in which there is still room for private enterprise and the innovation that it creates, then maybe he's not so bad.

You've given me something to think about there. I'd vote for a Nazi. It's just racists I don't like.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

Arrrrrgggghhhhh, it's the BEADLES!!!

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Q4nobody, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)

This is working out to be a fantastic lunch break.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

Yeah....

I am having Pork-Pie and Coffee, followed by....

wait for it.....

Jaffa Cakes!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

I want pork pie and jaffa cakes too.

I just ate an "indian style chicken pittabread", which was average.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

All I need now is some Battenburg and I'm all sorted!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

There's nothing about this pic I don't like

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)

*glees*

Fluffeh and cayke! Best. Pic. Ever.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)

Fluffeh is good, jaffa cayke roll is good, battenburg is bleurgh (marzipan)

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

uh..oh...

The battenburg debate rears its yumsome head again...
I am firmly on the pro-battenburg side.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)

The sponge bit looks nice but I can't stand marzipan :(

It makes me feel ill.

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)

You are not alone :o)

Invention to remove the cakey bit

Lots more battenburgish debatery and foolishness

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)

What we need is a square cookie cutter

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)

This is purest B3ta, and purest Win.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

Where do you stand on the cake/biscuit debate?

I say they're a cake, because biscuits by definition have to be baked twice and they aren't. I think technically it's a kind of muffin actually.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)

They are Pies you fool

otherwise they would be called "Pork Cakes"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)

Don't you watch QI?

Apparently the definition is cakes go hard when stale and biscuits go soft, hence Jaffas are cakes and therefore not VATable as they are not a luxury item like chocolate biscuits.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)

Psssttt....

and there is a clue in their name...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

Jaffa Muffins

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)

definitely cakes

They have a spongey base and are called Jaffa CAKES :)

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

What? Since when do biscuits have to be baked twice?

I think that's just the etymology of the word, not what you do with actual biscuits these days.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)

Hmmm, I don't really know.

I don't really know.Send me lots of each so I can attempt to make some kind of decision.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)

*screams like a teenage girl*

*throws underwear*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

Wow, the weight of your soiled gusset knocked his hat clean off

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

twice more and I win a goldfish in a bag

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)

I get the message

*soils self*

Here, have another go - see if you can hit one of the cymbals

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

its just running through my fingers

and its green....jeez man what have you been eating?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

Copper filings

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:29, archived)

Three times more and it'll be a plastic bag instead of paper

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)

five in a row

and its a real fish, not a cracker

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:28, archived)

* puts twig's pants on his head

Phwwwooorr...
They taste salty
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

they're made of bacon

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

Are they "Boxer Porks"? hahahahHAHAHA

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

Well I am surprised.

I didn't know his 'special' hand was so agile.

Nicely ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

Maybe they should ask Pete Best to join...

..they look a little short handed.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

Hahahaha...

Welcome back sir!! *Glees*

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Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

Hahaha brill!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)

elephantisis of the ballbag

nasty

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

hehehehehe....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

Mr T looks awesome there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

when does Mr.T ever not look awesome?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)

when he's selling fatty snack bars to our obese children

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

You know what I want

or maybe you don't

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)

Epic!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)

lets have a big hand for

Jeremy Beadle !

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)

Needs more withered hand

but this is still awesome!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)

shit pearoast time!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)

Hehe.. great job. It's what I would have done if I had some talent. ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 13:16, archived)

haha....Beadles ftw

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)

I've seen bigger

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)

hahahah

hahahaha!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)

Very busy with fractions, Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)

pfft

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)

Hahaha you clown!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)

I want to see video of this on the news

ROB! ROB! TWITTER A FLASH MOB TO DO THIS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE
(or some similar web 4.2 media wank off)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

Ooh, I bet you have, darling!

Clicked.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

O_o

S ^PA ^N_G!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

hahahahahhah! *instaclicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)

Hehehe

I also love the idea of a path committing treachery

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zoldergoose, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)

ha ha you loon :D

Fact: this winter I have noticed a strong corelation between people saying "Careful, mind you don't slip" (or words to that effect) followed by that person then falling over themselves. I was escorting a now very pregnant Mrs Chutney across the icy car park of the doctors the other day, when I said, "Mind you don't slip on this" Before going arse over myself a second later.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

I forbade Mrs C from going outside last week

she's very clumsy, and regularly falls over when there isn't ice.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)

A mate of mrs H is petrified of ice.

she's basically not been able to cross a road for a month!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

i do that

my problem is that i can't see an obstacle on the pavement without wanting to jump over it. it's automatic, an instinctive response. so i says "it's icy today, mind you don't slip," then absent-mindedly hop over a pile of shovelled-up snow and WHACK! land on my arse

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)

I'm terrified of slipping on the ice at the moment.

Someone at our church slipped and banged the back of his head during the first batch of snows and has been in hospital ever since. He is now on the critical list :o( As if that wasn't enough to scare me stupid....

I had to go for an MRI scan yesterday prior to forthcoming knee surgery and the last thing I needed was to go to a carpark which hasn't been used for a while :o( It took me nearly 15 minutes to get from the carpark to the entrance because the ground was so iced over.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)

Hahahahaha

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

hahaha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)

this is absolutely genius.

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arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

Ha ha ha

Nice!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)

haha!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)

arfness

*clicks*

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)

haha

you big dafty you.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:02, archived)

Geee

Neeee
Us

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)

hahahaha

this pleases me

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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 20:27, archived)

Hehe

Two thumbs up!

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daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

a bit 10 and 6 ............whoop! whoop !

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:46, archived)

That swastika looks like a delicious boiled sweet

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

RACIST.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

It tastes of HATE CRIME

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

Mmmm ... hate crime ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

Lemon flavour, with a hint of parsnip and brussels sprouts

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

om nom nom

I'd eat it.

(Zenith - FML, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

Mmm Nazi sweets...

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

That Joker look like a complete twunt

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

haha yes he does look funny, doesn't he?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

Does this mean I can launch into my pre-prepared rant about Islam4Uk now?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)

I look forward to it.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)

It sets a very dangerous precedent

which also leaves B3ta open to similar sanctions

Yeah... *dons tinfoil hat*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

*pulls up chair and opens pack of "Builder's Breakfast"*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)

o_O

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

To be honest, I've never tried them

But the name puts me off - it makes me think of vomit or a late afternoon dump.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)

Best. Euphemism. Ever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)

haha!

"Put down that two by four and get your laughing gear round this"

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

Is that one of those 'meal in a tin' jobs?

I loved them as a student but had one last year as a 'treat' and vomited violently afterwards

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

No, the Walker's crisps flavour

Although those beans and sausage in a tin are nommy. They make lethal gas though. Have to be careful not to airbrush your pants.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

I don't know what's going on here,

But it's quite nicely shopped

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

Welcome back to earth...

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Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

wut?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

R to the I to the S, Ninj?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)

Sorry, it's teh Will Smith Independence Day sequal

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Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)

Because they're both black dudes.

Geddit?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:58, archived)

Wouldn't that be

ID42?

(nicely shopped, etc)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

Wha...?

The internets seems ambiguous about whether this will be made or not...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

They're bound to come back

only this time they're going to pay for a symantec subscription.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

If they do, I hope they use a virus again to defeat the aliens

or maybe a shitload of spam messages on their alien social networks, delivered on a tiny space craft.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)

They would only need to see facebook and twitter and they would implode.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)

Top Pun

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

Barack Obama makes a great Hannibal from the A-team :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)

corvus christi!

Click for bigger (314 kb)

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

This all seams to be in order.

Ooo not had this out in a while :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

Hurrah!

Yes, very nice but put it away, a policeman's coming

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

How unseamly!

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

NO.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Don't you like potato?

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

Oh god im going to have nightmares

(Zenith - FML, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

spud cock

arf

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)

O_o

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Smooth!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Do not want

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

I'll have you know

Louise Brooks is one of the sexiest women to have ever existed.

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

I disagree.

Realistic spud cocks I can handle (Not literally), but she is unbearable. ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

haha

great shopping

(Zoidaroid, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)

Woot!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

\o/

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

Haha! Pasty?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

But of course!

Cornish probably.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)

PASTY!!!1

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

Nice idea, but shopped pics only please.

;)

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)

topical tropical tapiocable.

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(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

It's snowing here again.

And, halfway through last week, after the big snow, Manchester Council were going round all the parks knocking down all snowmen over about 4 feet high on the grounds of health and safety. How tight is that?

Nice pic, btw

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)

haha that's spectacularly evil

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

It is isn't it?

I want to work for Manchester council Health & Safety division if I grow up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Health and safety has a valid place in society

protecting individuals from harm caused by careless individuals and unscrupulous employers, etc.

Why then do councils feel a need to cretinise it with arsehole actions like that?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

Agreed

The world's gawn mad

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

Something something something something MUSLIMS.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

SEND THEM BACK WERE THEY CAME FROM

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

I blame the immigrants.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

SEND THEM BACK WERE THEY CAME FROM

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

Jade, Baby P, Diana

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

If you can't see the angles no more...

You're in trouble.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

i swer ill do time eny1 tuochs my daugters

i hope u die at chrismas

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

BNP, thief politishuns, minorty in my own cuntry

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

Hearing English spoken, house prices, intergration

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

teenagers runnin riot, bring back hangin, joanna lumley

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

teenage pregnancy, pull the lever meself, drunken yobbos, town centre a no-go area

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)

peedos at airport security, national service, ragheads lol

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)

fag with me pint, BBC, just boom boom boom.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

soft on crime, broken britain, cant say anyfink without being called racist

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)

Prisons like a holiday camp now, knife crime, black-on-black but not allowed to mention it

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)

prisoner in me own home, car accidents by forriners not knwin whats normal*, not allowed to fly union jack

*Real comment made by mother

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)

EU regulations, Barmy Brussels bureaucrats, two world wars for the likes of this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

silent invasion, mansions on benefits, should be hung for treason

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)

Single parent disabled black lesbians, I don't mean you Saqib you know how to have a laugh, queers.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)

they smell different, Powell knew the score, can't buy bananas by the pound

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

*Disqualifies Vagabond*

You clearly broke the three at a time rule.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

Shirley that's worthy of commendation?

My spittle-flecked rage got the better of me - that can only be a good thing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)

It's a clear sign of how deep the emotion is running throughout this great land

THE SLEEPING DOG HAS BEEN WOKEN UP*

*real comment read on a WoottenBassett March discussion board

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)

I seem to have wandered into www.ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)

That is a brilliant site

*bookmarks*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)

Yep

...and people being warned not to clear pavements since that then leaves them liable in case anyone slips on that patch.

WTF?

Any other country where it snows with any degree of regularity, you are legally obliged to clear pavements along the boundary of your property, and you are liable for any injury sustained as a result of your not doing it. Seems more sensible to me :/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

Just deny all knowledge

"The elves did it!"

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

Because they are frightened of being sued

The whole 'elf and safety gone mad debate is not about H&S at all.
It's about council's taking extreme steps to ensure they can't be sued for anything.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)

I'm all for the HSE

It's the Health and Safety people within other organisations, both public sector and private sector, that are the problem. The HSE gives sensible guidance on how to be safe. Internal Health and Safety departments just go waaaaaay over the top.

That conkers story was a prime example; the HSE never objected to conkers, it was the head mistress of a primary school that banned it. The HSE got the blame. The following year, just to show what good sports they are they sponsored the World Conker Championships.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

It's nothing but self generated overtime for those council worker types.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

Instead of, oh, I don't know,

GRITTING THE FUCKING PAVEMENTS, maybe? Grrrrrrrrrr.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)

Oh, FFS.

I've never got over my primary school banning sledging. Arseholes.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

and we where blaming the bloody kids. lol what wankers!

(Zenith - FML, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)

you didn't think i wood go there did you?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v506/bertmcmuffin/sawwon.jpg?t=1263382242

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)

Is there a reason you are using the non-traditional way of spelling "fought"?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

oh crumpets.

i'm a spanner.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)

mmm crumpets

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

i considered going and changing the pictures....

...but alas. i'm a lazy tarpaulin of a man.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

I'd go for the crumpets option

It sounds ultimately more satisfying

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)

Mmmmm spanners.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Mmmmm George Alagiah...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)

That's Shakespeare, isn't it?

MERKELOT: "Forsooth, good Sirrah, but to this day you owe a debt, that grace I granted unto thee!"

MCMUFFIN: "Oh crumpets - I'm a spanner"

From An Unlikely Tale Of Things That Were

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

i couldn't be bothered to do any more after three so i clawed out my eyes and did this via breil.

(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)

Lovely :)

But how the hell did he get beaten by someone who has been dead for years?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)

snowed again here!

And anything that makes swindon look nice is good by me!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)

Agreed.

But on the other hand there is nothing that looks worse than part-thawed snow. You know, when it's all brown and grey and manky and all the crud that was nicely covered up by the snow is starting to peek through again.

Minging.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)

Ah all that dogshit on the streets collected over the weeks and kept fresh

Ready for the big thaw

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

Oh, shut up.

I won't venture outside til may now.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)

Fuck me, if that's nice you must be suicidal in Autumn

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

Nice is ofc relative :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

Personally, I don't want the snow to go away - I love it. I think I might move to Greenland

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)

Melinda Messenger?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)

Office chuckle

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)

ahem!

www.b3ta.com/board/9868288

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)

Aw happy boar is happy :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)

Oooh, very nice.

Poor snow man :(

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)

lol

epic woo there sir

(Zenith - FML, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

pffft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)

oooh, spang post?

this can have a second outing then :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)

Fucking hell!

Yeah!

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)

Arf!

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:00, archived)

I've even lost the will to spang.

genius!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:03, archived)

Hahahaha brilliant!

Nothing quite like a good punnage

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)

A good pun is its own reword.

Hello new person :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:14, archived)

Hahaha - was that deliberate?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

Oh very much so :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)

Hello to you too and woo for the punny description :)

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

And nobody does punnage like b3ta punnage!

Hello shiny new person!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

Spang!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)

I won't let you displace my inner truth.

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)

In a similar vein and equally spangworthy

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)

this gives me the creeps

I can't stand gays

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)

Good grief!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)

have

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)

WIN.

And trufax.

You are a Number 10 insider-type mole AICMFP.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

Take THAT Cameron!

(twattybanjo, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)

with policies like these, who needs democracy?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)

HAHAHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)

hahahahaha

BOOBIES!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)

Ha ha ha, nice!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)

Jimmy Carr through the ages

Though this "Computer Boffins"(TM The Daily Star) can predict that in
5 years time Carr will be a giant headed mahogany skeleton. True fact

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha

I like Jimmy Carr. I know it's quite fashionable to hate him at the moment, but I think he's good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)

I didn't mind him,

but I saw him do stand-up once and I realised that he's not actually funny. Apart from that line he uses on hecklers, that is.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)

This is funnier than Jimmy Carr by a factor of 10^5

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha...

Smashin' that! :)

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Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)

that is tops

he resizes non stop - he looks a bit scary in his thin guise at the moment

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)

KILL IT

cant stand the tosser.

(Zenith - FML, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)

Horrible meme pun #4, this time with va va voom:

Previously;
www.b3ta.com/board/9867573
www.b3ta.com/board/9865379
www.b3ta.com/board/9865916

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha

What is Prince Harry doing there:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)

the hokey-cokey

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)

Okie dokie

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:58, archived)

And here's #5:

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)

That's an old logo... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

Heh

I should have known this had bindun, and to a better standard too.

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)

Though for some reason, of all the memes Henry was the one I enjoyed least.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)

I never got it.

But then, I'm always a late-comer to memes.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:49, archived)

Hush your mouth :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:50, archived)

Does this have something to do with soccerball?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

HA! HA! HA! SOCCER! YES! SOCCER! HA! HA! HA!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)

This is cuntish behaviour, but I am a cunt:

This chap just sent me an mail on eBay which reads:

"You are really a FUCKING son of the BITCH! Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu"

This is following me leaving him negative feedback because, well, he was shit and failed to deliver all that he promised and ignored my emails.

As such, I want to say that anyone near to 5 Piersfield Grove in Edinburgh, please don't feel you have to pop around the corner to the Morrisons in Piersfield Terrace and buy any eggs.

This ends my public service rant for today.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

Let me just clarify...

this ebay seller isn't me.

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R.Soul hmmm, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)

I am disappointed.

Sorely so.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)

Excellent Customer Service there

He's not Polish by any chance is he?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)

EDIT: Fuck it it wasn't that funny

Drawing tiem with Lord Aerixis Instead!

Click for bigger (301 kb)

Yay!

_{edited because I can't shop gnops faces for shit}

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:35, archived)

EDIT: What Paul P said down there

V

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)

Sorry squire, you've lost me there.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

*blows raspberry*

There.

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)

*this image or video has been moved or deleted*

well that's cleared everything up ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)

Aww it should be

a funny gif animation. Fuck this morning isn't going well.

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)

We'll just use our imagination!

HAHAHAHA!

Also if people could go and rough up the Warcraft maintenence team as they should have finished the weekly housekeeping ages ago and I still can't get online!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)

My better half put mine on Parental Control, so Im fine till 12 :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

HAHAHAHA fucking hell!

What server you on?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)

Terenas :)

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

Lightbringer. Spreading mayhem and chaos on trade:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)

My Gf severely questioned my commitment to my work ...

when she discovered the loremaster title floating above my main :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:43, archived)

Oh dear.

I believe the idea is to go out with a WoW player:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)

She is. . .

..but she got a proper job damn her :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)

He's at tiny pic image or video has been moved or deleted?

Is that in Wales?

EDIT:

Last time someone posted that I did this...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)

OH GOD D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)

CDV?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

i think i've been out with her...

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new_matt, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)

I've suddenly gone off liver

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

Phwooor

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)

I bet Tribs tastes salty

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)

Not too much

I wash regularly.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)

Hahahah what the fuck

Slow motion should ONLY be used for sports, watching a bullet go through things, the Matrix and orgasms.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)

and nude chicks playing tennis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)

Ooo! Ooo!

You're there!

*points*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)

! I never dun nuffink

wasn't me, you can't prove it!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)

If you say so.

This isn't your large was of fifty pound notes then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

erm why is this funny?

*edit*

thanks now we all look like twats

Nice drawing

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Paul_P, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)

Because he is wearing pants

Yay for Dr. Emmerson!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)

Thought I might as well put something decent

in its place

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)

fair enough and it stops abuse from the thread deletion nazis

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Paul_P, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)

Nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)

Thanks!

^{*coffee buzz*}

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:55, archived)

Mmmm coffee

and on that note, I am going to get some of my own

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:02, archived)

That's lully.

Speaking of gnops I found this in the 'ghostie archive recently.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:56, archived)

Ha!

They're always happy!

I need a gnoppy tutorial...

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:57, archived)

Pfft, anyone can draw this, see?

btw, AWESOME! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)

ha ha

Nothing better than a bit 'o breeze round the old man meats.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)

Especially when you're pissing into the wind :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)

Now, I am not a leary / arsey drunk, in fact when under the influence you will usually find me quite sensible and law abiding and I can't stand pish'ed up violence or vandalism or for that matter people who pee up street furniture. However once a loooong time ago when in Newcastle I got very inebriated and late that night while walking/tumbling my way home along the quayside I realised I REALLY had to have a wee. Now the wind was very strong, and whopping the fleshy hose out, a thought occurred to me! "Aha if I wee into the wind it will all spray back on me!! You will not fool me o' zephyrs of the air!!!
Turning my back to the howling gale I let fly... only to find myself getting soaked as my wee wee sprayed back all over my jeans! I stumbled back and re-focussed only to see that I was peeing up a huge glass wall/ partition thing that surrounded a new quayside hotel development!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)

HAHAHAH

Drunken shenanigans :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)

Hahahaha

My best one was getting pissed and shagging on Fred's weather map:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)

ha ha

I must've missed that episode of This Morning ;D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)

You did that one:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)

Man I love that, i want to feature it on my deviantart

Spankyou kind sir

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha yay :D

Glad you're not just offended and outraged by it :P

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

It's now a mighty matador!

..being attacked by CDC's :o

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)

Hahaha

Also: a man with a shopping bag for an arm.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)

Fixed :D

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)

Fixed :DD

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Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)

This is nice :)

I like the cloth folds :D

Oh and the baby one was better than lots of junk that get chucked on here but its still early for some :D

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)

Nice

Is he playing pocket pool?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:21, archived)

G'Morning :D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)

That looks how I feel.

'ningles peeps.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

morning!

And good morning again, all.

I just had a complete power outage at my house for ten minutes. That was strange.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

Very

You. Live in a house?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

I woke up and there it was

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)

Did it involve you calling electricity gay for 600 seconds?

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:41, archived)

No it involved him finding 50p and putting it in the meter:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

I've been calling electricity gay all my life

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)

Isn't that a New Order song?

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

took a while

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)

topical :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)

oh I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)

Should have gone to

~~Specsavers~~ Spacsavers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:14, archived)

Didn't think it would need a De-ris tbh :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:16, archived)

I didn't think there was any news other than SNOWSNOWSNOWSNOW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)

Snow > Mass death in act if god. Obviously :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

act if God?

do you provide Richard Dawkins' insurance?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

I used to have a moped

I was dismayed to discover that it wasn't covered if it was damaged or destroyed by aircraft noise

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)

Got is punishing us for people being gay!

Your all gay

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

I am? :o

Damn i never knew!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)

Deep down you did!

Either deep in your heart or deep in your bum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:46, archived)

*pfffffffrt*

Coffee's gone now.

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)

Well there's an earthquare and snow

Who knows what the government will release today as they think no one will notice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

It's wasn't a go at you.

I called Hatty No Hat after the scene in Carry On Camping. It's the exercise scene and there's three cuts from Babs to Hatty and it's fantastic. It goes:

Hatty No Hat
Babs
Hatty No Hat
Babs
Hatty With Hat!

Here ya go

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)

That is amazing!

More so as it actually makes you watch the bits that aren't Babs's nawks :o

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)

Leonard Nimoy could advertise a variant

After Spock.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:29, archived)

Hahahaha...

Carry on!

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Ninj, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:38, archived)

Nope... I must be very dim this morning

but Hattie and Eric are always welcome

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)

De-ris
www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26583507-5005962,00.html

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)

This should ease your morning glory......

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:49, archived)

*Does not want

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)

the lady doth protest too much

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)

What have you shopped?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:54, archived)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)

Your arrows are pointing down when they should be pointing up :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

Gordon's looking most aroused

Closely followed by Darling - strangely enough Mandy doesn't seem interested at all - perhaps he's a man for the Ladies hahahaha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:58, archived)

It's cos he can't see their bums

cos he luvs bums

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

Give it a few months and they will all be "Bums"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:01, archived)

This - HARD!

~~HARD~~ Hopefully

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:04, archived)

Whoever replaces them will inevitably be of the same caliber

in both integrity and morals.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:07, archived)

This is true and a damning indictment of our democratic system

that allows for choice only to be made from those main parties who all offer the same fare - if you voted outside of the 2 main parties you vote with your consciousness but that doesn't make any odds whatsoever as you know it won't change anything. Apathy is the growing consensus and the sooner Politicians take note of the massive amount of people not voting then they will finally be aware their politics have become more of an Oligarchy than a Democracy!

/steps down from soapbox

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:13, archived)

The UK has been an oligarchy for a VERY long time

If anything things have improved.. to quote Blackadder, "Democracy isn't fair. Take Manchester: population 600000; electoral roll 3"

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)

When it was Lib/Lab/Con it was Working Class/Middle Class/Upper Class

Now it's all Banker Class - so it hasn't improved for the majority of us.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

I think the old 3-class system has been replaced by the new 3-class system:

Twats
Chavs
Us

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)

True

but it's only been Lab/Lib/Con for the past 100 odd years, for a very long time it was only Lib/Con. In the lifeline of democracy in the UK, the working classes had genuine political representationon only very briefly , before Labour was taken over by the professional middle classes.

But I do agree with you, something's got to give. IMO, we need electoral reform urgently.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)

1) Good, because parties representing classes is akin to tribal warfare.

2) If you mean PR, it makes every government a coalition and everything becomes even more centrist. Everybody is essentially always in power, at least a bit. If you mean direct democracy, see (1). Which is not to say that indirect democracy makes any sense, but it's a system under which bastards get power and then you hurl abuse at them for decade or so and vote them out in favour of different bastards who appear nicer, and as such is better than a system (and I mean proportional representation as well as direct democracy) without anybody specific to complain at. At least under the current system somebody has to be a bit creative to get in power.

Ideally nobody (rather than everybody) would have the power.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)

* pinches soap-box

slides down a big snowy hill on it shouting "You'll never take me alive copper!"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)

But to me, it's not apathy with the sytem or the parties

it's apathy with the public

We have a system in place which ACN change the political make up of the country, but people choose not to make the leap.

The London mayor election was a great example fot his. People voted in Boris because they were bored with ken, without giving a second thought to any other candidate.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:47, archived)

Where's the baby?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:59, archived)

wish i'd thought of that.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:00, archived)

gestating in Darling's bicep

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:06, archived)

this is my first post. i think it's nsfw. did i get the tone of the board right?

Click for bigger (160 kb)

(boduchess, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:12, archived)

Here,

you'll need this for your axe: farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2619939534_32421fc6a6.jpg?v=0

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..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:21, archived)

Don't be absurd!

THat is clearly made of cheese.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)

* Pings tuning fork

Yeah... that's about right

Welcome aboard, put up a kebab and shop a Grampa

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:23, archived)

far too tasteful

I think you have invented the CDV in the top left corner

:-)

ps welcome

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:33, archived)

it could be a sad fish's eye

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:35, archived)

Ha ha ha... CDV!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:45, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:46, archived)

I suppose it could be CDC again but that would be rude

also - needs pubes - three on each "side" (avoids the word flap)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:47, archived)

Where is Flap?

I haven't seen him for ages?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

replying to replies from My First Image Post Thingy

Hello!
Gosh you lot are friendly! That's nice! I thought i might get more attack ack ack for being rubbish. Sorry for the missing pubes. More next time! What is this CDV to which you refer?
I'm rubbish at photo shop!
sorry!
xx

(boduchess, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)

my boyfriend just said (on seeing my post at the top cos it's new) 'is yours at the top cos it's the best?'

(boduchess, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 21:55, archived)

2010 Royal Nudie Calendar: July

June
May
April
March
February
January

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Grampa, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:54, archived)

Feb was Fab

allot of skill and lols click

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 5:30, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)

So when do we tip off the tabloids?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 6:57, archived)

Woo...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 7:30, archived)

good yawning

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FIEND, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:14, archived)

Marvelous waking subject, Feb is my fave, nicely!

I'll buy THAT for a, erm, pound...

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..wil, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 7:56, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibJ8U1alVlM

(Robocop reference that lasted...)

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tubaman, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:08, archived)

Aww I miss the old £1 note it felt more valuable than these new fangled coins

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

These are all very nicely shopped

but I also must say that I find them massively NSFW, so I'll be adblocking this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:39, archived)

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:20, archived)

One of the things I love best about the intertubes -- chicks with dicks

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:35, archived)

VLADIMIR PUTIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)

BANGKOK CHICK BOYS

(JoePesky, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:38, archived)

I love that too

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:45, archived)

COCKS!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

GRRRRRRRRR, FEISTY COCKS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 8:40, archived)

Wootton Bassett

(bluelou, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:10, archived)

read a funny joke before

Why is babestation like the hunt for Bin Laden? Both cost a shit load but you never see the cunt.

EDIT: forgot to say, Anjem Choudary is a cunt with a capital C

(JoePesky, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:19, archived)

Snerk..

(bluelou, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:25, archived)

If you are going to be like that

then at least spell right

(JoePesky, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)

he's only as a big a cunt as the tabloids

that provide him air space to mouthbreath his views.

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arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:18, archived)

or what he is actually doing

I have friends in the army, it's not like only the papers know things

(JoePesky, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:24, archived)

I had no idea that Wootton Bassett had been STRINGED with Hajiy.......

.....oops, hang on..."twinned" has got 2 N's dude.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:33, archived)

it is an incredibly strong binding substance.

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arrangedletters, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:17, archived)

Wootton Bassett was formally twinned with Blain, France in August 2001.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:07, archived)

lololololol

Click for bigger (73 kb)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 1:49, archived)

zoiks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 1:56, archived)

durr hurr hurrrrrr

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 1:59, archived)

YES!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)

Now, one to the other.

Shoulders will be messy, but go for it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)

it's gonna be quick and dirty

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)

Silly David Cameron

You can't fly.

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:32, archived)

He tries his hardest but he just can't lift :(

The other camerons all mock him.

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 7:39, archived)

That's the stuff.

edit:

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:36, archived)

I AM VEXED

edit: There's something Al Gore-ish about the first one.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:11, archived)

i noticed that also

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:15, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)

it's Paul McKenna!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmnnnfft . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 2:37, archived)

sublimina

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:10, archived)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 5:29, archived)

hahahah

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 4:02, archived)

'Nings all!

Apologies again for the poor shooping.

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 7:24, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

AWESOME SHOPPING :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)

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