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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# she looks like a dog person to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# she looks like an alien from independence day to me
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# More like Twiki from Buck Rogers
EDIT: "Widde, widde. Wotcha Buck!"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# bidibidibidi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# more like a cancerous penis which has been dipped in chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# bwaha
hahahahahaaaaaa
(Prince of Prance, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# It cannot be forgiven, for this alone:
apcmag.com/images/independence-day-powerbook-hack.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# just pretend that bit didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# :)
I try to pretend the whole thing didn't happen, it easier that way....

Edit: Actually, apart from the bit when Brent Spiner is brutally killed. Always cheers me up, that does.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# but....but.....it's JEFF GOLDBLUM, MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oh, no problem with the Goldblum.
But it is an awful filum.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# i really like it
it's so cheesy! can't stand those bloody stupid horse noises they use as sound effects, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Haha fuck
I'd chip in some cash to get this put up on a billboard somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh god yes.
This should be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Now we just need to work out
how to animate it...
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
amazing *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
How's ya doing sir?

*Clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! She is REALLY enjoying that.... :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *widdecumbes*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha.......................she loves it..........................he loves it
what could be sweeter:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# i take it the other hand's on prostate duty
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# *grossed out*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# why? is it arousing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# O_O
do dogs have prostates?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Only dogs and humans have prostates
www.thefoundbin.com/lost-and-found-articles/102-weird-facts-you-never-knew-about-dogs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I knew there was something abuot dogs and prostates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
Explains the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# she just keeps going!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# he's going to have some serious chafing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Judging from these past days here, I can see that spong is on its way upward again

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# haha, first office *pfft* in ages!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# you might want to open a window
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
i bet she has the lying bitch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaahahah
hahaha

amazing
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Kinda puts you off being
a suicide bomber.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# HAHAHA Fuckin 'ell Moley
how many FPs is that?

clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# oh.
god
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha!
glorious...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
Perhaps one of the usual thieves will steal this for publication in their newspaper?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Incidentally
I first saw this when the opening bars of Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" were playing. It just seemed to fit. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Thats so wrong
But it works
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 19:20, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# A wank a day keeps the vet away?
Anyway, which one is the dog? (groan...)
(william_shatner, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Strange goings on in the garden last night ...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*ClikertyClick*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hjahahahaha!
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ride it, cowboy!
www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# this is a version of in the night garden i'd happily watch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
you exceed yourself every time , woo to you mr elvis :D *Everyone should click this*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# LOL :DD
(herman:D, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Those pests oughta keep the other pests a runnin' !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Phwooooar
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# who's under the mask?
Prezza?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# RUSSIA JUST TOTALLY BOMBED YOUR SHIT
ALSO: THEIR OWN SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:57, archived)
# ALSO: TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Zhani-Vedeno_ambush

EVERYONE GET SCARED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# DO IT YOU FUCKING SHITS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# 'kin Russian troops
...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Nice work fella....
but who's behind the mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Sarah Brown
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# wouldn't surprise me in the least
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# if you could choose a new face
who in their right mind would choose that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9983784
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# yikes is not enough
it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# ooo yuck
also, Quincy is on Diagnosis Burger RIGHT NOW on BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# is that the crossover episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I dunno
my brain's trying to make sense of it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# if it is, it's not bad
i'm watching voyager instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Did you just see TNG
The surprise-sex-with-Troi episode? Still seriously creepy despite its age *brrrrr*.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# nah, i'm not a huge fan of TNG
picard is a wuss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I don't recall Janeway ever getting into a knife fight with a Nausicaan
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# he got stabbed in the heart!
if he was any good, he'd have won!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Indeed.
But she can still be seriously hard; Equinox was on last week and she was more than happy to give up the rogue Equinox crew for subspace lizard aliens to wreak their revenge on.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# and
she managed to piss off that scribble-faced hippy chakotay into the bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# He seriously gets on my nerves.
But at least we don't have to put up with that dippy Kes anymore. She was the reason I hardly watched Voyager at first showings but that is now a good thing because I have new Trek to watch (when I can catch it that is).

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# i was so glad when she left
dull as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# What are Sontarans doing in the Delta quadrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha!
they're malons!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Poor bunny.
I can either watch TV or work on puter. Not both together for two reasons:
1/ Different rooms of the house
2/ Couldn't concentrate on either if they were both in the same room
Heck I can barely work and surf b3ta at the same time; put Trek into the equation and I may as well not even try.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# my computer is about 6 feet away from the telly
plus, i've seen this one 3 times, so it's easy to concentrate on the good bits. then again, flog it is on in 25 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# No DS9 then?
I lurves DS9.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# i find it very dull
quark is the only one that amuses me even slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Far superior to other spinoffs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# let's not get into this again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# My computer IS my telly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# damn your compatible technology!
if my computer was my telly, it'd be in black and white, it's so old
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BAH!
I think mine would fall over if I tried to watch telly on it as well as all the other stuff I am running for work. I'm quite new to macs and wouldn't know how to set it up for telly anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# i can switch mine on
and access b3ta, that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Cantaloupe or honeydew?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# cantaloupe
they're not sweet enough for honeydews
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *tries to milk it*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Mother TereSAW


awful pun :D , yours is nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:) and cheers! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:18, archived)
# That looks sore.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ace
"I want to play a game (with the economy)"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I think it will end up looking something like this...


Or maybe I'm just taking it too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# TBH I think this decision rather accurately maps the trend of the movie industry itself.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# who the fuck is this Claudia woman anyway?
I've never heard of her

*wikis*

Hmm, a completely vaucous career presenting shite TV programs.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Generic presenting person
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Claudia Winklepicker.
Invented the pointy boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Eve Pollard's daughter.
She's been presenting various things for nearly 20 years.
I'd hardly call her vacuous although her presenting of the Oscars from a UK studio, with 3 nobodies every year, really is quite sickening to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# mistake
Eve Su
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# her Dad was the Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Groan
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# heeeyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Rimmer pushed her under a bus once
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# upside down it spells MOM SOINOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# At least she's a bit easier on the eyes and ears than that there Woss fewwow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hehehe....
I fear so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# God almighty, that tallentless bint gets on my tits
"O HAI, LIEK MAH FRINGE N EYE LEINER?"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# actally yes i do
but like nearly everyone sexay on telly, she ruins it when she opens her big, posh, horse fellating gob.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I wonder if when she shits, her turds have their own fake tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "Putting Quality First"
well done Mark Thompson, another complete and utter contradiction
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They use the Devo song "Whippet" in the TV ads
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# whippet is a brand of whipped cream in the us
which lead to a very entertaining few minutes listening to a pod cast with the presenters talking about sucking the cream straight from a whippet.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Needs more cobbled highways
and brass bands.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# reminds me
of Pete Sutcliffe's Yorkshire Slippers in the latest Viz
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] god I got so bored with this


Click for bigger (329 kb)

edit: bollocks, two Gs - oh well, if I don't say anything no-one'll notice...

edit edit: also, massive 4188x3041px version here, if anyone wants to leave it on their office printer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Simply Brilliant.
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# that is epic meme-age! *instaclick*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Oh yes.
*synthesises nugget of Domo Di-Brandowate*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# But this is very very good indeed!
*clicko*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This is a fucking winner
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# You gotta catch em all....
(apart from Boxgirl? I must have missed that one)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:25, archived)
# heheh
there are one or two I missed, tracking them all down is a nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Poor jumpy chinese guy :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ha, I forgot about him
and floaty head girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I remember Boxgirl in a few CDC pics.
Also, with a happy Hitler.

BTW, no CDC on that periodic table?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# yep
and no seamshorse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
No Munter either
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# No Jeremy the Horse
or Deagostini Horse Love, and a few too many cats & kittens.

and why Honda Accord? I don't recall that one over the last 7 years!

But these are just tiny nits to pick - generally most Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# DeAgostini is under De, bottom row
the Honda Accord is my only reference for QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# sorry - I must have brain farted on DeAgostini...
and now I see the Accords on searching, but there have been few images.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant *clicks lots*
Minor point - "teh Quo?"

edit: Bugger. I take it all back. More clickage.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Best of all the harbingers of doom
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# oh yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#Teh_Quo_+.5Bsic.5D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# yup, Teh Quo.
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9978499
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# yeah I'm bored of it already too
not really *clicko*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# How could you be bored with this?
I'm sat here desperately trying to think of any he's missed, then kicking myself when someone got jumpy chinese bloke before I did!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I've dropped a few Eddie Jackson's
I'm off my tits and can't concentrate for ve
sneaky no one noticed ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Better than dropping Eddie Stobart's I suppose...
That'd hurt!

Oh, and Ceiling Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Horse is a Alien
Charlie Sheen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Dave the Facts
Milly & Rupe
Tubgirl
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# brill:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Superduperty!
also: www.keaggy.com/periodictable/

To Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Brilliant. Simply Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I would've clicked
but you have 2 Gs!
*clicks anyway*
*because it's awesome*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# To be fair, lack of Goats is a negtive G, so they cancel out
Hopefully not in a huge antimatter explosion...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:39, archived)
# And a fluffy of Gmosons
Did you know the Higgs Boson is Catholic? It's what gives matter its Mass...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
what should really have been included is 2 Gs's for Glasscocx...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# fuck it
how did I put SK in there and no GC

*gets on fail bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hypothetical elements
that have yet to be created in lab conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# winnar
(JoePesky, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# best challenge entry
great work nibus
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *MEMEGASM*

I like this very, very much.

One thing though: no Vibrating Head Girl? :((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# yer
I dunno where she came from - had trouble tracking her down
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Track THIS down
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/memes.vhg.php :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] That's very helpful.
*click*
I didn't realise that the pipe was a meme.
So, here it is...

For those of you who are 3D pipe virgins, cross your eyes so that the images are superimposed and then try to focus again like you are hungover (shouldn't be that alien an experience).

*edit* the Periodic Table prints out beautifully on A4 (put in GIMP, autocropped out unneeded white at top) and when the laminator warms up...

*edit edit* Laminated. Brill. Now, I have an aide memoire for any compo so that I can source from the same 57 memes without having to think too hard. seriusly though, was it intentional that there are 57 varieties of meme on there?
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Biggar!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# that would be telling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# holy shit this is amazing
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# very good :DD
(herman:D, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# A handy reference.
Click.
(warls77, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# SCIENCE!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Stop the compo, we have a winnar!
we have a winnar!...and I have a new desktop picture!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Amazing.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# oh yes.
yes indeed! w/y/h/p!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# A classic for the ages.
I don't see "shaking=floating-head-woman", though.

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I don't think we need to see any more compo entries
this wins
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Oh my god!
Where's Jeremy?
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# I think my new OS comes from the Caribbean?
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Who ya gonna call?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Goat Rustlers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Did she go of her own accord?
Hang on, that's not right, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Albania?
oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:27, archived)
# is this some kind of joke?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# why the big paws?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
That's excellent!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Sum doodles.

And another one.

What should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# the curtains
a line in the sand
a conclusion
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Those are mighty big guns.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# awesome :D
something to do with the good ol' wild west, as I'm starting to look forward to Red Dead Redemption :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# As am I.
I think I may even be looking forward to it more than Fallout: New Vegas.
*geeks*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# New Vegas DOES look excellent,
but I agree, I'm looking forward to RDR more...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Well, the first one is still my most favourite western game to this day.
So yes, there is good reason to anticipate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It was quite good, but flawed. RDRedemption looks SO much better though.
Best western game is sitll teh arcade version of Mad Dog McCree :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Red Dead
might be the one thing that gets me to buy a PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# RDR looks awesome..an will be pre-ordered soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# It's going to have to go a VERY long way to be as much fun as Just Cause 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Mark Kermode killing Claudia Winkleman and hosting Film 2010 on a throne made from her corpse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# While I'm not sure what a Claudia Winkleman is.....
Having "I-hate-everything-look-at-my-smug-smile-I'm-an-expert-you-know" Kermode would be just as big a disaster
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# a Claudia Winkleman is a small wizened chinese transexual
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *secretly hopes this is true*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That's clearly one of the issues
she's one of these brainless, faceless blonde whatsits, who's considered a bit sexy and has hosted a few TV shows.

This somehow qualifies as an 'expert' on the ONLY film programme on the BBC.

In fairness, I've always quite liked her, to be honest, as a TV presenter. But not as a film expert.
She does the Oscars coverage on SKY and it's cringe-wrthy when she shows up how little she actually knows.

I hear they want Fearne Cotton to take over on match of the day next season.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That's odd, I heard Fearne was getting Question Time
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Ye gods - the thought alone!
But, frankly not beyond the bounds of possibility...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# she's not blonde...but pretty much this^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# sexy <animal> <profession> with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# sexy <animal> <profession> with six tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# A bear menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Bare Menace?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Sex sex sex...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Bare bear menace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# a bare bear beer menace?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# a bare care bear beer meance?
*stop it now monstrinho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# or a bear bare be...
I give up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# A bare bear beer menace mace?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# an up to date Moscow tube map
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# oooofffff
did a little cringe reading that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# more of a Kaboom!
and then another one about 40 minutes later
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# + 10 extra harshness skills!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Do a cat! A real cat, like your Mum's lovely cat that you drew a couple weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# does his mum's cat have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:29, archived)
# No!
It's a lovely cat and it's now my wallpaper. Thanks, Mr Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# A cheesecake balancing on an orange balancing on a pony.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# A gangsta carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Nemesis the Warlock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Two ninjas fighting to the death....
...on the set of "Antiques Roadshow"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Hey guys, just want to say thanks to the people who turned up to say hi in London at the weekend, all in all my first ever con as an artist-type-person went really well
Moar pics here: www.flickr.com/photos/keozen/sets/72157623726321686/
Look at the pretty books
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Fab burns, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# They join up to a chinstrap :) it just so happens that the beard on the middle of my chin is a lot lighter than the rest for some odd reason
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# An unbiased opinion, eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Is there such a thing as an "unbiased opinion"?
I'm going to have a lie down and a think about this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oh, yes - Richard Dawkins*
* may not be the best example
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# No
But there are correct and incorrect ones.

For example, mine are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I can confirm this to be the case.
Or maybe I can't... it's a paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I only have opinions about things I am against.

And lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# As ever, Mr Cre.
The voice of reason amongst this madness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Harlan Ellison FTW!
"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
# All gentlemen with burns are fine fellows in my opinion
It's scientific fact that we are all considerate lovers, generous, love our mums and better at most things than everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# and gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *checks with Wikipedia*
Yep, right on all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *cough*McCririck*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ...yeah but he wears Burn Wigs
so he's clearly a charlatan of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I thought it was you for a second there :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# I'm very jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I've had to grow a beard recently
I kept getting mistaken for a student at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahahaha
He does look curiously like me... but he's far more talented clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Had to?
Are you preparing for an Arctic trek?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I didn't have to
but in my position I have to distance myself from the rabble
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Not washing for several weeks can do that to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# facial hair is kinder on the missus
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Yay!
Good work on the chops, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# you're a con artist?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# it depends, do you like the look of these fine leather jackets?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# He's hiding in plain sight.
*knowing wink*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# spam with spam and spam
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Mmm, spam
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# sooo...did you make much money?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Yes and no. I took a good ammount to say that I'm pretty much an unknown. Ofsetting it against the costs I ended up losing a bit though. Having said that I did a lot of networking and met a LOT of lovely people which is why I wanted to go anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hurrah..first steps n all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Yep, that's the general idea :D I'm already booked in for "Thought Bubble" in Leeds in Nov, and I may do another before then too.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# My dad has a favourite saying about investment that's relevant here,
but I don't remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Is it "Don't shit in your wok"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# No I just remembered it,
it's "you've got to speculate to accumulate."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Sounds like witchcraft to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# yeah but that's capitalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Buy high, sell low.
sell low.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# As opposed to
'You need a speculum to accumulate'

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I say that to the missus everytime I stick a tenner
on some three legged nag in the 4.30 at kempton

She's still not convinvced
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:45, archived)
# "He who laughs last gets the worm"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Yay!
You should always totally offer to sleep with them if they think it will help advance your career.

I didn't get to where I am now by not asking people to sleep with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# where are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# clap clinic
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# he's in my bed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# He's the head of Double Negative Industries Incorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# follow the rain cloud
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# /obvious blog
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# marvelous stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# You nicked my hat!
Noons.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# noooons jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# NO, my hat, my precious!
Tis my most awesome "Christy's of London" hand made bowler :D I love it rather.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# It's rather splendid, as is your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you kind sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Glad to see the old traditions aren't all dying out. Top attire sir.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# IE8
reports your site as unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# IE8 ought to report itself as unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Mop please.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Athankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# AHHHH
MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# IE8
reports your site as is unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Your mother is unsafe
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Of course she is unsafe, she became unsafe around the time you bummed her.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Really? Does it give a reason? It's just a standard comicpress site on a bluehost server.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# i dunno
i just told it to buggerr off and click ignor and go to site.

now my computer is riddled with worms and trojans.

*shakes fist*


are you using your dads money to bankroll your artistic dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# IE7 is fine
I thought it might trigger the dreaded "operation aborted" bug, but...well, nothing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# That's good to hear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# fucking hell, they've given the Film 2010 job to Claudia Winkleman
sorry for the TJ, but fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Really?? FFS
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I had a bad feeling about this
When Mark Kermode vehemently denied ever having been offered the job on Friday's show :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:47, archived)
# WHAT????
At least Kermode ruled himself out, rather than being rejected in favour of her.

I gave up watching it years ago when it turned into Wossy Meets His Showbiz Chums and Fawns Over Them Embarrassingly 2010.

I was hoping kermode would bring it back to being, y'know, a film review show. Fat chance of that now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ^ This. In spades.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# This is not good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# You what? You have GOT to be joking.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# g~day y'all
(Sherbs, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
I love that show!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I've forgotten what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "It'd be like fucking a bucket of warm puke!"
*unzips trousers and promptly fucks bucket of sick*

It was that sort of a show. It was awesome, truly breathtaking in its range of swearing, shock and immense humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# isn't he out of shawaddiwaddy (sp)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hey....if you don't like it, then go f&*k your *^%* and f^*@ your f***
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha
www.imdb.com/title/tt0831834/trivia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# you f*&k*%$
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
#


Click for bigger (177 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# nicely done
your font looks better than my strutter 1,
William Shatit
(Sherbs, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Time test 13:00 BST

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Bollocks.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I can do one with a different time if you want
If I've got time
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# it wasn't that good first time..I wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# You may have missed one
at 2.38am. Not that I'm a grass or anything like that but I'm sure you would like to keep your stats up.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I wasn't here, it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ah that explains it!
Falling tree makes no sound if nobody around to hear it etc.......
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I'm still on GMT,
I'm quite annoyed that my PC has taken its own initiative.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Top use of a new thread there.
OK the board's not exactly motoring, but standards have to be maintained dammit. One minute it's reposting in a new thread - the next anarchy. Anarchy I tell you.

Anarchy.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Is it really bothering you?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# What's happening here, then?
I am somewhat perplexed
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# b3ta displays the wrong time in USA-based server shocker

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# and we're reminded about it over and over

every year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# looks fine to me; appears like this on mine:
I helped save b3ta! mediocre has set his carnal power to maximum, Mon 29 Mar, 13:04 …)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# OH THIS GUY GETS SPECIAL TREATMENT HUH
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# oh course, I could just be just trying to annoy ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Arf
Also, it's Diana-and-weather Monday: www.mailwatch.co.uk/2010/03/29/express-648/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Diana conspiracies.... It's what's keeping the newspapers afloat in a time of economic uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# That was still an hour off for me though :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# mine's wrong
I'm pretty sure I'm not in the US
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# are you quite sure?
3 weeks ago, I realised I was in Egypt. Last time I get a bloody Arriva bus.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I, for one am happy!
for one am happy!It means I got my full quota of candle hours on my b3taday instead of losing one as I thought was going to happen :D

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# How very interesting

Because this is important!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Flashy Neony

It's that starter that needs fixing
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I must obey.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# flash git with your animations :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# What is that yellow thing - the one I got rid of to make way for the Genral Electric logo neon sign?
Was it in the original or is it something that someone has added?

*edit*

BTW, i saw your moire fringes when you used the perspective function on your image so I got around it to a large extent by screening Maggie with a two pixel line and space pattern and making it fairly transparent
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I presume the yellow thing is in there - it's certainly no addition of mine...
...and I quite enjoy the random factor that the moire introduces. This one goes a bit funny, but I've done some other variants of this where it's come out with a really nice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# It's just that it looks too much like a face. Oh well.
PANAM wasn't a very good prediction though.

Second law of thermodynamics rules ok.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
#
a disturbing insight into the way that justice really happens for the little guy who can't afford a solicitor
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, archived)
# My favourite is Chapter 12 :-)
And then there's chapter 15 and, and
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Meme attack
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Surfing the caramel "water"fall
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahah! that MUST become the new term for describing Diarrhea, if it isn;t already....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Quick, add it to the Euphemisticon.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I actually thought that was a real website
and it doesn't exist! this needs to exist surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:37, archived)
# It is a book I invented in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I like the way you have pixellated out the most obscene part
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Yes.
It would be just sick.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# YES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# What does a kitten say when it's only 1/1,000,000th of a metre?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Greek arf!
That's a 1000 times bigger than Mork from "Mork and Mindy".

Nano, nano!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# I can has cheezproton?
edit: spang
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# So you'd give it a positive charge
thus making a cation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# yes. that is the joke I was going for
I just couldn't remember the name of it.

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Of course if the crystalline matrix had an overall positive charge
it would be repelled at high speed "...meeow..."
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# "Could you pick me up and put me in my bowl of fooodz plz?"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# *Hits repeatedly with fists of spanging pans*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# This.
Entirely this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# justified
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Bloody hell ...
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Animals that size don't cost a lot in food
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# IN UR LHC STEELIN UR HIGGS BOSONS
...or similar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# You only have to answer 15 questions to win the Higgs boson...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely. *applies clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Oi!
Come back here with those bosons!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# The Navy can't survive without it's bo'suns!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# That theory sounds like rollocks to me...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Woo
Fluffeh punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear or no Fear
(Testicles just for you, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Fear please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# haha, excellent! :D
TJ:In other news, I have to say Kellogg's new cereal "Krave" is beyond nasty, and I feel the need to vent... It's like eating a bowl of nutella for breakfast. Oh, and the cereal shells that coat the chocolate nastiness goes all slimey having sat in the milk for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Apologies for my terribly luddite tendencies,
but is there even any need for any new cereals at all?

Civilisation was pretty much forfeit when people started having chocolate for breakfast, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Almost like having bacon for breakfast.
But not.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.... Chuck a fried egg on top, and that would be a great breakfast :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# yum..might taste ok...especially with the sauce..
(Sherbs, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Kellhog's, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I don't mind new cereals, just as long as they are edible. I thought I'd try them out, as I heard something about "hazelnuts" in them, and that sounded good.
I didn't realise it was blobs of nutella in a crispy shell...

the justification for this monstrosity of tooth rotting nastiness is here:

www.talkingretail.com/products/product-news/14117-kelloggs-unleashes-a-new-breed-of-cereal.html
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# 3rd paragraph - confusing needs with wants.
Mind you it's interesting how the wants of young adults seem almost indistinguishable from that of children these days.

Does it not bother you that you are being "targetted"? If anyone tries to target me, I'll tell them to get to fuck.

Also if you like hazelnuts, I can recommend... hazelnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# also
"Kellogg's Krave is a cereal focussed purely on delivering great taste and enjoyment to this market exploiting the hedonistic tendencies of the foolishness of youth, to their obese, diabetic peril."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I'm actually struggling to believe the complete lack of irony in that article,
to such an extent that it's making me reply to myself. They're completely candid about their terrifying profit-oriented social engineering project.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Being of geekish tendencies, as I stared in in disgust at the bowl of obesety infront of me, I looked up the report online...
When I read the reasoning for making the cereal, and why it was aimed at close to my age group, I did feel bit dirty


edit: the comments below the article are brilliant: "I've got through a box or two in a day, its actually quite addictive, and I have to admit, it does taste really nice. I am definitely a nutella fan so this is perfect for me :) "


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I can only imagine it feels like it would on realisation
that while you were giving directions to that tourist, her kids picked your pockets. It's a mean trick, but you've got to kind of admire it in a way.

Edit: that person should try heroin, I hear that's quite addictive too.

Editedit: "Addicted from the first bite! It must have crack in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "unleashes" = advertising slang for "not that exciting so we'll hype it up a bit"
Would they work as snackfoods without the milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# I see a big billboard for this every morning
it has an image of one the 'crave's' escaping the box with a chainsaw.

I don't want to associate breakfast wityh chainsaws. It makes me think the cereal will cut my mouth open
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha what.
man that's extreme and radical.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# they have animated adverts on the screens running up the escalators at Tottenham Court Road...
Damn those fancy advertisment screens, damn them!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:59, archived)
# If you add an ingreadient with a strong flavour to an established product,
you can get away with using an inferior standard of your established product.
And, probably sell it for a bit extra too.

In other words:
poor quality cereal + hazelnuts = cereal not going to waste = cash for shareholders.
poor quality olive oil + chilli = oil not going to waste = cash for shareholders.

Every time you see something added to a normal product like that, ask yourself; "what are they trying to hide?"
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Morning all....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# oh boy
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Also...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I think the after eight logo is outdated.
They need some strong rebranding
              
 
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I shall contact the CEO
immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:23, archived)
# It eventually dawned on me over Christmas
that I really don't like After Eights
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# They used to be vegan and it was all that I ever had
at christmas and for birthdays.

I am also the sort of person who can eat a whole packet of biscuits in one go so the after eights used to get the same treatment.

After four boxes,I was in a choco-toxic stupor and felt really ill.

Their are not vegan any more and at Christmas and birthdays, I don't put on so much weight (and they have to find me presents using their brains).
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Vot? After Eights are luvverly. so long as you don't overdo it.
And the dark-choccie coated mint balls seem to be the only edible thing in those charity sweet boxes...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# we made the mistake of buying poundshop unbranded 'chocolate mint thins' ones last christmas
NEVER skimp when it comes to After Eights
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean
Which is why I don't bother now, which is probably a major contributory factor to me having lost 15kg in the last two and a bit years.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahahaha you should save them to give to someone you don't like this Christmas
*awaits expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:32, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I thought I found half an eighth in the glove box of a company pool car I borrowed over the weekend
It had just been returned from someone who got sacked

It turned out to be a piece of gravel.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It could be cunningly disguised as a piece of gravel
try smoking it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Lovely batenburg
I've just got to nip to ASDA to buy some glue.

BTW, if you want something to make with all of those AOL CD ROMs, look at the 'Novelty CDR dish', half way down the page at www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/pcplus/hd221sd/hd221.html

Enjoy.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What the fuck is that?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# It's a box of popular mint flavoured after dinner chocolates
But that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# no, I mean the red stuff
It looks like some noodles that have had the green and blue values reduced rather spectacularly.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# it's mince..... Lovely ground up meat. Great for chilli con carne, bolognese, and mince curry
Although meat noodles sounds like an interesting repacement for Bachelor's Super noodles....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Supermarket home brand crisps used to come in a large cardboard box labelled
 
MEAT CRISPS
 
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha! I love the vagueness of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Oh that's pre-packed supermarket type mince...
the bright red colour is indicative of how it looks after you open it.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# mince
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# What's she done with his other bits?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm..... minty mince!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# mmmm... lovely lovely meat
The missus offered to cook jacket potatoes for dinner last night.
"What with?"
"Cheese"
"Just cheese?"
"Yes, just cheese. You don't have to have meat EVERY night, do you?"

... wedding's off.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I get people saying; "ooh, I couldn't have a meal without meat."
So, they have meat on their cornflakes? porridge? trifle?
chocolate cake? Ice cream? WTF!
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Well of course I do. I pour bovril on my cornflakes every morning.
and Trifle without kidneys, is just plain WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Just add gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# that's silly.
But for my main meal, yes, i want meat.

Or maybe cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Next it will be "Do you really need to have another beer?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I swear
recycling is just the government's way to make you feel guilty about your drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Gary Glitter's brought out some choccies...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I'm supposed to be making a chocolate cake and some bread today
This site is just convincing me that I have an extra hour in the day.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha!
properlol at that ninj
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:47, archived)
# :D
Hallo Ninj!
Good weekend?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Not too bad sir...you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Board is slow (or is it?)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Midget or Budget?
Dirty boy either way

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Heh!
He reads the articles.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Economics for Dummies
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Pre midget porn?
Surely that makes it even worse!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# He's remembering wistfully his late teenage years when the world seemed like a playground that belonged to him
And simultaneously realising how he is entirely trapped in a web of his own making by material goods, financial and marital obligation, and his rather pathetic need for recognition and power.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Is it existential Monday again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
#
xkcd.com/220/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# try 221, click on next in the above link
A programmer's dream
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I don't get it
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# That depends
On your point of view.

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# pffft
my god, you're right!

But don't we all, Mr Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Or...
he's thinking about that time he and his toff buddies smashed up a restaurant just for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Bullingdon Club lols
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Labour should just use that photo as an election campaign
EDIT there we go

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Have some more Bullingdon fun
.



(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha
And smashed in that Indian waiter for being rude and uppity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# serves him right for being forrin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Bloody forrins.
Coming over here, being forrins. How dare they - it were never like this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Prenatal fidget porn?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Bingo!
Mystery solved
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# he's staring at something out the window that he really doesn't like....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I think he's got another monitor with I Love Horses blaring forth...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I wish
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# "What the fuck is this "I Love Horses" crap? YOU ARE INTERRUPTING MY MIDGET P0RN TIME!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# <><>Ponders<><>
"...tax breaks for midgets AND ponies. Brilliant!"
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Ponies ARE midgets
Midget horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Nobody important...
...and hopefully he never will be
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Tory budget porn is considered a weapon of mass disgustion
(Duckspeak Quacked, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Have avast ye!
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# My dad's an Ent, according to Mrs Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Is you is or is you ent his baby?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# "Printed for Ents, on Ents"
hehe, ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# My web server has just finished chattering away, doing its hourly crontab
and I realise that I have just spent yet another hour on b3ta and the b3ta server still says the wrong time.

It's that feckin' clock still.

Fix teh bastard. (please / ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ / किर्पा करके)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# You should gaz rob
don't forget to make a compliment about his balls btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Make a complaint about his balls
complaint about his balls?

Oh, compliment.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:22, archived)
# haha
I was wondering when this would happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Mind your manners...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# no - tins of peas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# arf, nings
i see rob doesn't change the clocks
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Houston
we have a problem

geotool.flagfox.net/?ip=207.44.242.20&host=b3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# i know that
it's no excuse for slovenly, slap dash, lazyness

I DEMAND TO LOSE AN HOUR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I want mine back
tell you what, give me an hour and we both win.
deal?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# speaks to solicitor
ok, deal
edit* I'm goes back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hehe
cheap american servers ahoy!

Not surprised though, they cost way too much in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# stoopid colonials
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# It's the same thing every time the clocks change
it has to be done manually and it will only be done after enough people moan about it on /links
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Got it.
It's that bloody bottom-left segment in the second digit
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# P is for Puck.
Photobucket
I think am getting the hang of this gif lark...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# he seems agitated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Being hit by hockey sticks
destroyed his poor little mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I'd say he looks a little pucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# icy what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahhahaha, ace work :D
good ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# Hai Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *doffs cap*
how do's, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Good morning

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Hullo M'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Alright, Bond, M here. we've got all your gadgets and travel documents. you can get all your fixtures and fittings from B&Q
Armando ianucci said it
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# questionable apostrophe usage ninj...
but pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] also, tenuous compo pea

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
very good doc b!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# What you say?!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# TO WHOM DOES MY BASE BELONG?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# "You know your P's&Q's....
...what you don't baby, is your giving me the blues..."
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# haha..........etiquette:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Evolution...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:23, archived)
# you wanna get a boot up side the head or what?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Dude I just got a reading of 34.5gay from this site.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:42, archived)
# which side is up side?
(Testicles just for you, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:43, archived)
# I think by boot he means cock and head means arse
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# shit I just clicked hide on the post below and half the board just vanished
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Naked Dick Beattie's far more muscular than I imagined in my dreams
Naked Chump is a bit of a disappointment though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:27, archived)
# brian peppers is in a wheelchair and i am sad for him
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:29, archived)
# He touched a nurse's butt and now he's the laughing stock of the internets

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# It's always the way :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 8:58, archived)
# yey, plus 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)

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