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# The only things to survive the nuclear holocaust...
will be cockroaches.

And the DFS sale.


(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# awesome sale...........HURRY................must end Sunday though
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Now with ground zero percent interest!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Or Buy now pay December 2012
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# "I don't want to set the world on fi-ire...."
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# i just want to start a flame in your arse...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I do
'cos I'm an arsonist
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# *switches over to the enclave radio station*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:34, archived)
# The nuclear winter sale!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# But the sale ends THIS FUCKING SUNDAY!!
NOOOOO!

Fuck it, I'll pop in next Monday.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Good idea
The next sale should have started by then.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Sale-acious!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
Quite
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:36, archived)
# and those people over there
,
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# them r' zombies:)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# ....shit
They're cardboard cutouts... promotional stands... for DFS... yeah?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:45, archived)
# and ants
I love ants
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# aye me too
those soldier ants are awesome..guarding the workers....nothing gets past those guys
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:41, archived)
# I'm glad...
That no one has pointed out the people standing in the back of the image.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I naturall assumed they were fuckwit mutants.
dfs workers then.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:50, archived)
# my 'L' has gone!
hip fucking hip hoo ray!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Pfffft!



(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# We had a dream last night.
We had the same dream.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# we dream the same thing
we want the same dream
wooooaaah
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# That will be stuck in my head for days now :(
I hope you're happy
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:05, archived)
# my work here is done
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:11, archived)
# i had a dream, i had an awesome dream
people in the park, playing games in the dark
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I was thinking more of Biosphere's track Phantasm
with the creepy kids in it.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:46, archived)
# like listening to radio waves from space
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Top tune...
...and top artist! That bit's sampled from The Krays, BTW.

The best sample in a Biosphere track has to be the one at the start of this one.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Nice:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# love the ties
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:45, archived)
# ant and dec?

/quick and dirty
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Haha, insta-lol :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# They both look very orange
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I think Clegg actually looks a bit pasty underneath Cameron's giant satsuma forehead.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Cleggs is bigger. I've measured.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I can believe that
He has the smugness of someone concealing a foot-long penis.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Skin doesn't belong to a Rail Worker's union leader
It's too orangey for Crow's.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# ha ha haaa haa
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahhhhah
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Work it Leia
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# That's so wrong I have to click.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# "So that's what Mum tasted like."
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# *shudder*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# eeeeeeewwwww
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
hello there
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaaaaan
hello! i am looking forward to friday!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Pull it !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Did this for you ages ago...... and never posted it....
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# because of the typeo?

;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:56, archived)
# My spellrings that bad ....
I can't see it!
Which word?
Edit, bugger bugger bugger;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I must say
You've made me shine as an Imperial officer

I may have to exterminate some rebel scum tomorrow during my lunch hour
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# haha.....
wrong but so right
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# a finger of vader is just enough to give your kids a treat
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Soon you will feel the full
power of my death star
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# The taste of leather.....
You just got to love it...!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Suck on daddy's finger,
like a good little girl........
I'm not sure that quite sounds right!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:36, archived)
# arousing
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# NNNNNNNnnnnnnNNNnnNNNNNNNnnnnnnnNNNnNNNNNNNnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Now I want to see cockweasle's guy at the computer.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# All day at the coffee bar!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# *oooooohh - heeeeeeeee* *oooooohh - heeeeeeeee* *oooooohh - heeeeeeeee*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# he's from the 2nd funniest episode of jeremy kyle i have ever seen
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:57, archived)
# what a lovely chap!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Two espressos too many!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n n
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:42, archived)
# One espresso too many!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Ooh baby you got me dancin
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Hahahahaa
Brilliant
have this bit o tosh by way of thankee


Cfb

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# That's fucking lush. Thank you :)
I really like the light in this one.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Like a record .........
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:55, archived)
# nice one ZF.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:41, archived)
# haha
so wrong, yet it feels so right. *clicks*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Pulp Cameron
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Tee-hee
Ooo. He should grow his hair out. He looks lovely with a ponytail. Plus it'll be something to hold onto when you're shagging him up the botty pipe.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Check out the Swedish Finance Minister
Anders Borg. He has a ponytail.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# he loves it!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# This is my favourite
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
These are all excellent!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:51, archived)
# haha!
magic
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
ace, loving your animations octo :D *click*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# that is out of this world
now where's Mo Mowlem on the other side :-)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Spot on :)
Woo
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
# god that's a cracker
*click*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hey, I love the smell of a good vector in the evening
: D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:00, archived)
# quality.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# that is fucking awesome
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# what he said!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Yeah, I like that.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Frickin awesome
have clicks!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# *applause*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Wow!
These are awesome :) I've been workin on my vectors for a couple of years now but these are brilliant, the Walter one especially :D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Charlie don't surf !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# cooooool
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Oww .. this is ace.....
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:58, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:53, archived)
# good work!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Fuck, that's good!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# AAaaaaaargH!
Tis Tubso!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Susan Boyle's lost some weight
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# But Harold Bishop's really let himself go
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# the other way...

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:06, archived)
# alright friz
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Hmm
She is a resident of the world's pre-eminent blower-upper of shit. USA.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:02, archived)
# whoa.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# In response to this startling news item:
www.thenewstribune.com/2010/05/17/1190058/travoltas-2-dogs-killed-in-maine.html



I usually feel bad about stuff like this but I can't stand bleedin' Travolta.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# He seems to be having a pretty shit time of late
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:53, archived)
# he obviously needs to work on his thetan levels
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:05, archived)
# well that's pretty sad
I thought from the headline he might have drowned them in the bath or something.

: (
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:14, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# ??
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:23, archived)
# ???
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# That's one fat baby.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Pupils !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:38, archived)
# this
slightly terrified me when i scrolled down the page wooo
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:59, archived)
# O NO
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# GEEK PENIS!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# _______?________
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:35, archived)
# "FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME...."
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# this is oddly hypnotic.
woo!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:43, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:50, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:03, archived)
# take the third eye off
and it would only be 5% less spooky
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Roger Waters?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Bum him. BUM HIM I SAY BUM HIM!!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Looks more like he's got a bit of a shocker going on, rather than full on bummage.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Balls has gone deep
whilst slipping it out of his parliamentary-regulation trousers.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# hahahahah, oddly enough Ball's expression is best
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Looks more like fisting to me.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# It's absolutely fisting.
Anyone with half a dirty mind can see that.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:19, archived)
# With a complete dirty mind like mine
it felt like I'd been hit in the face with a sexy ladies open palm whilst she made me lick her boots and called me a "Dirty excuse for a man".

I'll be in my bunk.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:22, archived)
# nah, they're totally playing snooker
Well, that obviously isn't true
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Take it, Bushell! You fucking love it!

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:07, archived)
# HAHA!
/Blue oyster
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ha ha!
have Belle & Sebastian
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:27, archived)
# haha!
Balls is clearly enjoying himself...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Awaits spanging...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# tuhohhhaha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Leaf the rocket science alone !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# lettuce not overeact...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Gone Green ========>
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I've (sal)'ad enough of this
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# SPANG!!!
 
 
 
Also, I have just seen the sad news about Jessie :'(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
*click*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# One of the few smiles I've had today :)
In other news, I am humbled by people's generosity
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# What's the total so far, Mrs. M?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I was wondering on the -er- etiquette of publishing that
It is a substantial figure, and far FAR in excess of what I thought I would come home to!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I'm in two minds
1) Tell us now! The anticipation!
2) Tell us in a few weeks when everyone's had a chance to pay so we get a grand total.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
Let's just say keeping it in my account and not buying everything I ever wanted from ebay is going to be a bigger challenge than I anticipated ;)


Disclaimer: I will not and would not syphon even a penny from everyone's donations.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# it's just resting in your account
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I'd go for either 1
or 2

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# very selfishly
it made me feel better - I wish I had more to give.

:(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I could give everything I have
It still wouldn't make it better
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# this
it's one of the oddest situations I've experienced, I think because of the unbelievableness and the not-make-senseness of it
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ^This and the above.
Though "everything I have" isn't much.
:(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I agree
All I can give is money, and my greatest respects to Nina's and Kerry's family.
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# i guess gazzing it round would be ok for those who would like to know
May I just say you have a top name
: )
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# It has always been much admired :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:14, archived)
# that's good to know...
...and well done you for stepping up to be the treasurer!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I had to DO something
Even if volunteering an email address isn't much
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:01, archived)
# link please.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# To give?
Link is on front page.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# thanks
I don't visit as much as I did and I don't go to the front page ever.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm irritated I can't give more :(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Ah, he's a Rocket Man
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# nice!
woo
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# I like rocket.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Some Italians make it into alcohol
"On the island of Ischia in the Gulf of Naples, a digestive alcohol called rucolino is made from the plant."
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Ahahaha
A spang of this calibre is an instant click from me :D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:11, archived)
# consider yourself spanged...
hard! :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:33, archived)
# that's
awesome
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:25, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
(, Wed 19 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ok
this wins best joke ever, we can all stop trying now :P
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# I done an art.

See my profile for huge, I never got the hang of CFB
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Nice art . . . but please . . . don't shoot the singer !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i had this thing
with blood out her mouth but it was all a bit gross
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# great arts!
How long does it take to do these?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# This was
a few hours today.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Oooh nice :)
Does the girl at the back want her carrot back?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:47, archived)
# That's decidedly unsettling!
Was that the intention?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# It looks really
crap now, I was just messing about with pics.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# <a href="www.littleimage.com/name.jpg"><img src="www.bigimage.com/name.jpg" /></a>
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Actually the links should be the other way around.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# you missed out the "CFB" bit
:)

ed: ignore me - I misread it
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:52, archived)
# you are getting sexier by the month.
Is there a mister lunch? You know, just for my educational purposes ;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:50, archived)
# There was once.
He went to prison for breaking my jaw. I prefer single life now.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I'll dust off my suit ;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Try dusting off
your bank account, we'll talk ;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# haha, I just got divorced again.
I may need a moment to replenish my bribery and pleading account.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Pasa and TheSundaeLunch, sitting in a tree
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Fuck, I just did a little wince.
Some men are shits.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:02, archived)
# As was once one of my favourite chat up lines.
"all men are bastards. It's just that some of us are nicer bastards than others"
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Some people are Shits Mu
not just men. I still have a little pin and a wire loop to remind me though.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# I've never hit a woman in my life
( I did slap a girl when I was 13, boy was I goaded and it was just a little boy slap ) but I have met a good few women who deserved it. As you say, people are shits, of both sexes.
I just don't bully and I don't take on unfair fights.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:18, archived)
# yep you are so not a bully
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:17, archived)
# slightly raunchy, which is good
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:55, archived)
# She certainly looks like she's having a good time.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:56, archived)
# she is being shot
but whatever floats you boat...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# very dramatic!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Fuckin WOULD!
Edit: Sorry, what i meant was "That is very nice"

Edited edit: Just looked at your profile - I luz your arts! Who is that girl?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] yup.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# The Hills Hollywood Rape?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# for cash
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# ff for cash
/stutters
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I presume
arse and crap were other options...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# no se together :(
I suppose i could of drawn a line on the C in the middle
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# oh yeah...
I didn't think that one through... arse!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# apt username is apt!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:39, archived)
# shit TV never looked so good
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Chiana doesn't half flick my switch.
But strangely only when she's in make up. "In the flesh" as it where, she's a bit meh.

Dunno why this is. I'm not aware of having a fetish for blue women.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Directed by Leonard Nimoy!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Hurrah for your Balls!
He gets about, doesn't he?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# lol I am still waiting
patiently for the first "Balls Deep ______________" headline to appear.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:48, archived)
# It has to happen...
Tabloid headline writers must love him.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:50, archived)
# what a lot of Balls!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:48, archived)
# yes indeedy!
:)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Super!
some quality thought there
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:58, archived)
# aw, cheers!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:59, archived)
# brought back the mem'ry
of one of my 1st ever posts..

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:07, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Andrew bows his head.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# 'tis a sad day
and no mistake...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:46, archived)
# that's lovely
I'm so monsterously upset... :(

Jessie was the best of us and it's heart rending to talk about her in the past tense
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:51, archived)
# hey Thor
hey Andrew
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:57, archived)
# a welcome, if sad, return.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:30, archived)
# bless you Andrew
I wish our meeting again wasn't under such terrible circumstances
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Tops, dude!
dude!

(, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Not too late am I?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# lovely.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:39, archived)
# aww
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Never too late for a dyslexic racoon
I love how people here show their respect in a true b3ta way and without any bad jokes. Another reason why this board rocks.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I need to put a photo of Hitler in my profile
So if I die, people can shop photos of Hitler being sad. Presuming people would be sad if I bite it.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Depends on whether you have a profile plastered with Hitler or not

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:21, archived)
# There is a Hilter icon.
Did you miss it?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# This makes me sad
:(
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:38, archived)
# :)
Thanks Jessie x
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Bin dippers target another name who likes to spunk cash on shit.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Beadle hand!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Mirror, mirror on the wall...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# haha!
He's going to give that poisoned Death Star to Snow White! Stop him!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Snow White or..
erm (tries to think of pun, fails)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Just do a wookie roar, that'll fix it.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:13, archived)
# rooawwrr
(has coughing fit)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:15, archived)
# BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARR!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Performing a perfect wookie roar is a sure fire way to get girls too.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# We had a teacher who looked like a wookie, so I'd like to think that perhaps my roar is more finely-tuned than many.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I got bored one night and taught myself.
How cool am I?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I don't know.
Is there a thermometer in your room? That will probably give a relatively accurate reading.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I have a meat thermometer somwhere that I could stick in my thigh.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Not everyone keeps a thermometer in their room
we don't all have a temperature activated bomb surgically bound to our brain
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# If I pull one my dining chairs out from under the table
it does a perfect Wookie noise.

But only one of the chairs does this.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:30, archived)
# This is exactly the type of information that girls can't resist.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:32, archived)
# ha! but isn't it
wookiee? or is it wookiie?

*checks*

oh, it's wookiee. Still can't do a decent roar, however it's spelt.

edit: and being pedantic about the spelling of wookiee is definitely not a good way to get girls...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:33, archived)
# You know how to gargle right?
Practice gargling and making an "oooooooor" sound, like you're rolling an r. Then cup your hands in front of your mouth to make an echo box and give it some ooomph.
I can only imagine how attractive to the opposite sex I am right now.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:36, archived)
# my god, it works!
thanks!

*runs off to impress girls*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:37, archived)
# goddam thats a good tip.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Give him the puzzlebox from Hellraiser for maximum lulliness.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:10, archived)
# This is really how Han got frozen in carbonite
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Use the force, Dopey!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Pfffft!
Nice.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Very Joseph Campbell...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:58, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# On seeing this I actually made this noise:
"Urrhhuuurrururrruuuurr...!!"

:)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:49, archived)
# "D
*dribble*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I suppose this isn't
so random as to be unacceptable then?

Yay for hypocrisy.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Valin?
;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# wut?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# it looks like valin
a b3ta user, lol

not really
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I THOUGHT THIS.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:31, archived)
# You did ?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Hypnotic...
...and rather ace.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:52, archived)
# cheers!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# *yeuck!*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# oO
<--OOOO---*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:57, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# and I've got the video to prove it!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Gary Glitter
Back row
Making a monkey-face
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:56, archived)
# He's worried about his PC
it's not working properly. He's thinking, "perhaps I ought to get it looked at".
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Then he thinks, wate
there's a reason I shouldn't do that... but then that dude walks past and he loses his train of thought.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Catholic bishop in front row, far left
is thinking the same

We have found THE SOURCE
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# looks more like Eastern Orthodox
you know, the OTHER catholic church
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:03, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:59, archived)
# erk!
is the appropriate response, I feel.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:01, archived)
# hahah:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:18, archived)
# He looks like he could use some musical accompaniment . . . by meez !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:52, archived)
# slick!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] He's"over the moon"with his new rocketchair:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# oh christ! hahahaha
*click*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:38, archived)
# right - what we have there is skills in abundance.
This is my recent attempt at something 'similar'


TBH I found Crazy Horse Girl and wanted to practise Layers to Frames in PS Elements
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Today's a good day for b3ta.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# not enough
rainbow dinosaurs though
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Brown-noser.
;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:43, archived)
# am a big gey for moo moo
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ghey!
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
you never cease to amaze me,

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Long overdue.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha!
dearie me...
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Neeeeeyow!

(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:45, archived)
# He's already got one.
saw him in tesco metro last week.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# splendid
but how does he cope with the lack of oxygen and the coldness of space?
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *In Robot Voice*
This...is..so..fucking..cool.
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Great stuff, as ever!
as ever!:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :D:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:19, archived)
# quick pea
Photobucket
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# RIDE ON !
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Sneaking out of today's first meeting of parliament - I knew it!

;)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:35, archived)
# someone needs to get close enough
to see if he has a zip on the back of his head
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I want to be sick
I mean I'm laughing, but I want to be sick
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I just wish I could think
of a way to make the "deal?" text seem gargled :)
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:17, archived)
# put bubbles around it
(, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:20, archived)

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