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# Another slow Tuesday...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:08, archived)
# !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Shopped images only.
The ol' uglystick dun' broke on that pair even before the swap.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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# oh that's a bit clever
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# Looks like HH 'Squiffy' Asquith
well known Prime Ministerial piss-head.
 
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Good eye, the source cartoon is indeed of him.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# I like this guy !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
#

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# Mum?
0_0
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Mister and Missed Her Smythe !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Awww,
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I know her on the right
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Intimately?
She looks the type is all.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# She does
But I don't
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:51, archived)
# It's an Ant n' Dec
is it not?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# made another fuck wallpaper
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Chortle!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Your On Fire !
-- 're --
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Haha
Brill!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:45, archived)
# fuck
i totally need to add in some burning tyres on that fire

nice pics btw
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:49, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Wherez the other one?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:07, archived)
# here you go
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:43, archived)
# FUCKING GOODNESS!
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Which is better? There's only one way to find out...

Click for a bit bigger
(185kb)
Trying out new creature design, going for a sort of matriarchal lava-monster look. If you could say which one(s) work(s) best and why, that would be great. (Edit: Wow, lots of feedback already. If I don't reply to yours it's not because I don't appreciate it; I just don't really want to make loads of posts saying just 'cheers' or 'ta'. I'm still very thankful!)

'Ning! How's tricks?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# why is his other ear all grey?
also i like about five of them

you should make a poll

which poll is best?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Pole Music:
spotify:track:0woKaGPyJNK1eVIJirzrVI (Lapdance (Explicit) (Feat. Lee Harvey & Vita) by N.E.R.D.)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# It's a horn, not an ear. I left it uncoloured so it wouldn't be too distracting (or so I hoped).
Edit: Which is the one you don't like, by the way? Which ones are bad is just as useful feedback as which are good.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# i find it more distracting
MORE

(harumph)
spotify:track:2VRGC9H1a4TBaC22HIZ8Mv (Poker Face by Lady Gaga)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# neds more wife beating
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# i'm sure he did it for the lool
spotify:track:1uzslVSeSMTgwdzmDZLyqa (Space And The Woods (Cenzo Townshend Mix) by Late of the Pier)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# he's off beat with that dance
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# i know
i should really fix that
but then i'd have to make loads of them
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# I want one for EVERY song
start with supertramp, goodbye stranger
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:55, archived)
# red. face
Because it is red
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Top right, but with a red chin, yellow eyes, top accents, and a white tip ear.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Noice!
Not sure about red chin but grey throat; I'd rather chin and throat were same colour, seems to make more sense. Then again it doesn't seem to bother the que-fong-goo any: www.erblicken.com/images/563.jpg
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# Maybe a red accent on the chin then? It seems to draw out the eyes.
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# Yeah, was thinking of something like that.
Cheers for your feedback, very useful!
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# lowest on the left
then lowest right
then middle right
then top left
then middle left
then top right
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hot piss! Informative.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# ^this
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# left hand side
either 1 or 3
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Agree. Top Left.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:03, archived)
# They look a bit demonic to me.
A bit like a skinny junior civil servant waking up bolt upright the morning after making a pact with the Devil, realising his eyesight suddenly seems to be perfect, his sinus trouble has cleared up and immediately sensing something's horribly, irrevocably wrong.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# top right
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# That one! *points* ;)
all are good
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:30, archived)
# yup. top left
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Middle left with top right's chin.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:33, archived)
# carefull, he bites
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# :)
We have a new visitor to our back door now and again, a ginger tom, I have named him Kalashnikov, he likes my chicken and skimmed milk.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# you eat chicken in skimmed milk?
ewww
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hey don't knock it til you've tried it.
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# I won't knock it....
but can I burn it like its evil?
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# You can bum what ever you like*
*Except me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# There goes my plans for this evening then
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Rohypnol doesn't work on me.
12 pints of Guinness however...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# *insert black cock gag here
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Aww!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# ickle ool
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# "Where's Benny gone? And who's that on the end?"
*burp*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# tawny cat!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# woo cats!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:42, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Every pixel is 10,000km.
The Earth would fit inside 4 of them with plenty of space.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# mm sprouts
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# But they don't lead to massive gaseous ejections......
...oh wait..
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Swirly Girl approves.
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# Mrs Punch!
Sausages!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:26, archived)
# bloody internet paedo's
interpol will catch up with her in the end.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Talk about noble warming !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Our existence is meaningless.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Cosmic debris.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# HD porn is incredible.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:05, archived)
#
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# Hahahaha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Mine is considerably smaller :)

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# Bastard's eating all the cheese!
Oi, mousey, STOP!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Oh noes!!! No cheese left for chutney!!!
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#

EDIT:damn, i sohuld have had another astronaut being eaten
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Needs more Clangers
+ a soup dragon
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# Here's how I see it: (A) The sun shines............... (B) We see it on Earth.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun (for more information)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# thats almost as big as
me that is
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Madamn X
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# Give the girl a drink, she's shaking like a jakey.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# She's scared to death of the robed ones !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Bare knees! What a slut.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# She just wants to be a cheap flapper . . .
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# 'She'?...Ha ha...good one...!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Oooooooooh . . . atomic has his x-ray specs on !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I see all, and am not fooled by shaven knees.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# You said it brother !
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# :D
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# Good One !
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# hahahahaha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Stop those jittery jezebels!
Their insane flapping is giving the girl the collywobbles!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# She just wants to be just as important . . .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# HOT PINS MCGILLICUDDY
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# ZZZzzzipperzzzZZZ
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:05, archived)
# A nasty little trick he was taught by Thatcher....

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# shivers
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# That's how Thatcher defeated the arch daemon ScarGill
at the battle of Orgreave
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:48, archived)
# with the Hammer of Heseltine?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:44, archived)
# You squish his face and he looks a little like a William Hague with hair.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# You're right!

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# "Wet lipped tosser who looks like the lurpack man"
/frankie boyle lolz
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Now where did I leave those killing hammers..?
Hmm... hammers vs layzorz..? For him I'd take the risk.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Sometimes it backfires :)

Especially when mirrors are involved
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# Ewww... he's going to need a clean tie.
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# He's tonguing in speak !
Speak of the devil . . .

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Holy scatting horse buckets! Teefs!
:D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# haha great animating i love the little wobble he does.
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# also
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# Sinister little man, isn't he....?
isn't he....?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Look at that concentration.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# nnnNNAnanananN,..NNANananaanan
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# A surgical run down the right wing, before unleashing a savage cross into the penalty area!


This young Auk superstar has woken this match up, and no mistake.

From this pic FB'd by Enzyme

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# He looks fat. And overpaid.
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# But there's still magic in that right flipper...
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# He looks nothing like Frank Lampard!
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# Magnificent!
What a nice thing to see on my first visit to /board for a fortnight.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Haha what are the odds?
You've not been to forn parts at all have you you've just been lurking.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Well, I did lurk a bit while out there.
But only fleetingly and intermittently. It turns out that there is such a thing as a Real World Outside, and it's a fascinating place that demands investigation.

I'd never have believed it had I not seen the evidence for myself.
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# I went there once - it's quite nice in limited doses...
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# did they burn your neck too?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# No
But a monkey tried to hump it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Did you like it?

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# I am not Jacob Dyer I'll have you know!
*spams YouTube account*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hee hee hee
STOP SPAMMING MY YOUTUBE YOU CUNTS!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Such a great pic.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:17, archived)
# *vuvuzelas*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# PUFFINS!
fuck yeah!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Also, this.

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^
And boobies
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# goooooal :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :)
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# Puffins 1-0 Tree Rats
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# YEAH!
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# This is great.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# How wonderful

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Is that Edge?
Nicely done.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yup
and thanks
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Reminds me
of the owl from what are out of off Peggle. Which can only be a good thing.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:04, archived)
# wackwaaawack
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# Hahaha! Nice.
:D
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# That reminds me...
...I need to be puffin a boinker.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# ooof
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Top stuff!
Although I have my doubts about that player.

Sometimes his touch is a bit aukward, and he's always puffin as soon as he's on the pitch.

Also, he tends to dive too much for my liking.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Sweet
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:19, archived)
# They only had two in stock...


Nubbly.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# chuckles and clicks
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# some lols here
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Just saw this on Freecycle if anyone's interested?
Hardcore
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# silly Mr Oignons
hardcore is just general concrete and building rubble - used to fill holes

unless?
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# I was doing a joke!
Unless...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# *panics*
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#
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# needs more donk :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# oh yes
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# Have some old peas


(And *click*.)
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# Anakin in the UK


Doesn't know what he wants, that boy.
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# he knows how to get it, though
cos he uses the Force an that
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# Fucking passers-by get what they deserve.
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# Sith Vicous
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# :)

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#
haha good stuff!
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# Darth Appaul?
Good work!
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# {:-)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *guffaws*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Woo!
Ace!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:04, archived)
#
Looks genetically modified to me. I bet it's full of midchlorians.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:17, archived)
# They form one of your five a day
though, so this baby counts for two.
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# sorry again.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# That's before she peeled off
zzzzing!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Careful, you'll give me a stalk-on.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Wait there while I slip into something more comfortable
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Careful you don't split it
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# I'll have to stop frittering away my time here.
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# you think that's bad?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Blubbery muffin...
Sounds fattening.

*relurks*
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#
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# WTF!!
:D
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# Mum?

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# HOUSE!
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# SHED!
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# MOULT!
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# MOIR!
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# LITTLEJOHN!
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# HOOD!
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# SUBURBS!
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# NEON BIBLE!
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# It's what I've been waiting for.
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# it's what we've all been waiting for.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Many, many years ago, before the dawn of time
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# Now there's a west end musical I WOULD see
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# YES
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# fabulous
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# "Up from the depths, 30 storeys high..."
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# Is this a prequel to Godzilla or Priscilla or Three Men And A Baby?

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, I believe.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Camp as a row of crumbling skyscrapers.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
# fuck no.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Eeeew
Hoof him in the chuff : D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Oh Miguelle, you rascal
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
# haha :O
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck!
:D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# can we have more of this please?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
yes

yes you can
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Raoul you legend!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I like these

Although I get the feeling he isn't such a nice chicken at all.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# proper out loudy houselols
:D

I'm loving this series.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# hooray for beak testicles
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 21:25, archived)
# noongles, wherefore art everyone?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# So...punny
*SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
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# spang (unrelated dinosaur)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# unrelated dinosaur is . . . err . . . unrelated :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# yes
and lacks shading on his head because i'm shit

:D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
#
Au the Contrairy Mr Head, your dinosaur made me chuckle and you are therefore far from shit.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# well thanky
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I don't get it
: D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Im on my way with the frying pan.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# So bad...
...it's good! Like the visual equivalent of a Tommy Cooper gag.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# He he
Nice.
 
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hahah :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hell yes!
SPANG!

Have a somewhat related repost:
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# sssssssssssssss

pang
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 22:59, archived)
# that looks like the tesco value range turned into a cartoon
not a comment on the quality of the joke - just the shape / colour scheme.
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 8:16, archived)
# So

What shall I remix th'day? I'm unemployed, taking a day off giving a fuck and need
something to do before I start drinking. And anyone who says 4'33" gets a slap.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Never mind, Joe answered my question before I asked it
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# do it!
Do it!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Dunno but I need suggestions too.
42" 720p Plasmas, £450: Panasonic or LG?
My old telly died today. And as usual the internet is a clusterfuck of adlinks instead of any useful info.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# i bought a 32" panasonic last week and im very happy with it
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Panasonic
and try to get a 1080p at that size if you can afford a little extra, it makes a big difference
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Maybe, but this is already stretching the budget till it squeaks. Won't settle for an LCD though - not enough contrast.
Personally I doubt I'll see much difference from across the room, and I won't be buying Blu-Ray or a PS3 for quite a while. The Wii only manages component anyway, not HD.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# if you're getting a 42" go for 1080p 100htz refresh rate
my lg 32" works great at 720p..and upscales to 1080 for ps3
(and I wouldn't get plasma..lcd's are better from what I've heard)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I've got...
...a telly.

It's in colour.

And it makes sounds.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# I had a telly
8 years ago

it was in colour and it made sounds

and it was such an ugly piece of furniture that when it started smelling of burnt cable one evening

I threw it out, never got a new and never looked back.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# samsung
but I don't think they do plasmas

I got a new 40" sammy last week and it's outstanding
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# baa ba ba ba baaa....ba ba ba baaa...ba ba ba baaa

*makes helicopter noise*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# 3/4 shite
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
# that was my best helicopter impression :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Not you you bellend, the theme song
Actually it's 6/8, never mind
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# feels reassured and put down at the same time
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I think you'll find in most Vietnam films its actually 5/4 to be sensitive to the local folk music.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Oh god, what have I done?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# i got a 32" samsung a couple of months back
and it's fantastic. at that size it doesn't desperately matter if you're running at 720 or 1080 but this supports 1920x1080 from a computer both in the hdmi/dvi input and in the vga input. the contrast is good and the colours are crisp. i'm very happy with it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# A 'sammy'?!?!
A frickin' 'sammy'?!?!?!

What next?

"Aim orff to may gentleman's club to watch their Toshy, don'tchaknow"?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Our telly is 15 years old and going strong.
I don't see the point of getting a flat screen, as it won't last 5 minutes before breaking, no doubt.

Mrs Vagabond's sister's got a 48' widescreen HD USB Wingwang Overdrive Mentalist, and they've had to replace it 3 times in the past 7 months.

I don't think I know anyone with a flatscreen without a similar story.

It's just more landfill sold in the name of football.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *waves*

2 years and no issues
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I've got a 19" Orion that hasn't given me any grief whatsoever
It's probably the last thing I'll sell. :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I think some people just get unlucky, I don't know anyone who's had such problems with flatscreens
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I have
but it's too dull to go into

Apart from getting Toshiba to refund me on a telly that two years out of warranty
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# 3 years with not a single issue
EDIT: and i can't stand football
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I bought a 24" dell monitor a couple of years back
I think its all i'll ever need
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# this
I'm hoping I can ease myself into the world of fancy flat screens before my currently 13yo trusty 32 inch widescreen gives out. I don't want to have to rush into anything.

Mind you there's nothing I watch that would be enhanced by HD.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah, my Samsung 32" broke just recently.
Cost about £130 to fix it. :(
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Try visit a few online stores (amazon and the like)
See what people say about them who own them, that's what I go on if I don't know someone who owns a product.

As Ad7 said, best to go for 1080p at that screen size; if you can't afford it, get a smaller screen (38" maybe?) with 1080p. It really does make a difference.

Does it have to be plasma? They are very power-hungry. This might be worth a read asia.cnet.com/buyingguides/home_av/0,39066264,61985379-3,00.htm
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I got my tv from richersounds...they do a great 5yr cover plan and they're cheaper than most
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# They're the ones I was looking at with the newer LG 42PJ650. They're 20 miles away in Reading.
But Comet have just advertised the Panasonic P42X20B for £450.
A review of that suggest it's spoiled by reflections, but this might just be someone who's come from an LCD rather than a CRT.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Comet's probably not the cheapest place, plus you have to deal with the sales twats
Incidentally, I was in John Lewis in Kingston the other day, listening to one of their sales guys basically put a customer off buying an iMac. I walked away chuckling to myself.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# well I've had no issues with my 32" LG lcd :)
if I'd had the money I'd have went for a bigger screen,
but 32" is just peachy for me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# AVforums is a good place too
they have real techy geeks on there, along with a few fanboys, but the knowledge is fantastic
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I have a 32 inch Samsung LED
tis proper good. More expensive than Plasmas, but doesn't bugger up after 2 years.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Yep LED is much better
Cheaper in the long run I expect; they are much more energy efficient, so the leccy bills will be a bit smaller
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Television is dead!
Buy a decent computer monitor and stay on the internet
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I have this for my desktop:
Dell 2209WA

Excellent purchase, although it seems to have gone up in price a lot since I bought mine
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# £316 !!!!!!
I hope to buy a new pc before Xmas but want 1920*1080 to view my camcorder footage.
I'm considering this monitor www.amazon.co.uk/Iiyama-E2710HDSD-B1-display-widescreen-speakers/dp/B00337P71O/ref=sr_1_17/278-8030551-3233260?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1280837806&sr=1-17
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# It was about £200 when I bought it, but it's a damn good quality screen, tons of features as well
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# the massive apple cinema screens or whatever they call them
they're lovely. absurdly expensive, but lovely.

i'm going to save up a fortune and then spunk it all on a mac pro with a massive, massive cinema screen, and then sit happily in my penury.



edit: store.apple.com/us/product/M9179LL/A?fnode=MTY1NDA5OQ&mco=MTA4MzU1OTQ fuck me, $1,800 for a monitor??
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# That one's being discontinued now
They're replacing it with a 27" version of this from what I hear
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Hmm
I was going to say "pity" but actually I don't really need a 30" monitor, I think a couple of 27" inchers is more than enough to me.


/insert obligatory cock jokes here



Also I just souped up the current soon-to-be-replaced-if-we-believe-the-rumours Mac Pro to the hilt but without all the pointless software packages. About £12,000. Not $12,000 but £12,000. That's quite a bit of money.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah the 12-core anticipated one will probably be even more costly at top spec
I wonder how many people have bought the £12000 one
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# 74
but one returned it the next day because it was too heavy to use on the train
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Buy 26" TV, move chair closer, profit.
 
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hmmmm
popcorn maybe? make it fucking banging
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Take your pick...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# oh
well in that case how about the nelly the elephant theme tune
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Down to the sound all around - it's the wickedness
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Smack My Bitch Up/Smells Like Teen Spirit
Call it Smells Like My Bitch

WINNAR
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Smack Teens Up.
Fun, profitable, and does society a favour.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Mr Blobby
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# this :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# You can't improve on perfection
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I beg to differ
Run DMC took ages to mix it.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Pump up the Jam by Techno Tronic
to a hard techno mix
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# we choose to go to the moon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUHAaPt9X0

a song I've been meaning to remix for years into a gabba track :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# 4'33"
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# John Cage - "In a landscape"
...if you don't want to explore the possibilities of 4'33
 
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Dead Can Dance - The Wind That Shakes The Barley
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:36, archived)
# What is it with all this remix mallarkey?
Does nobody make new music anymore? It comes to something when the DJ gets more attention than the artist he's just shoved through an octivider for a Pinky & Perky effect. I was doing that on a Revox 77 in the 70s!

Whaddaya mean, old fart?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Well said!
It takes real talent to write songs and play musical instruments.






'scuse me while I break wind
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Haha. Love it :)
*click*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I guessed at "The Unprofessionals" pfft
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I couldn't work out what to do with the profiles!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# nice use of the flange piston there
woo!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:30, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I clicked "I like this"
Mainly because of Ford Capri.

But also cos of funneh.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 23:16, archived)
# What?
They go from England to New Zealand?
(, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 7:56, archived)
[challenge entry] i 'ate you hopper

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# pffft
I 'ate you Butler! :D
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Who left that khazi in my office? I hate you Butler.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# tee hee.
*waits for the third*
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# toast?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# get them busses aaaahht!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, more of a sequel really.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# drugs are bad m'kay
: 0
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Indeed, but quite partial to an aspirin or two after a heavy night m'self though
Erm,like today.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# ditto
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Found myself at 2 a.m. at a foam party in a small French village. The average age of the crowd was about 12.
What was I thinking??????
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# "Found myself"
Pffft.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
#
bad lush
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# hehe
like buses, these speed posts...
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:29, archived)
# :)
nostalgia over load

(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# where?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hmm
that was relevant at the time; but you're right it doesn't work for a pearoast.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
redundant jokes
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# fixed
that will fuck up a joke about 600 pages back!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Best OS of its day
Shame really.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Workbench FTW
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# heheheh, i'll pop this here
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# this is why i dont eat parsnips
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:43, archived)
# and it's why i don't eat ham
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:53, archived)
# This is why I don't eat knives.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# toxie!
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Assume the position sir.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# !
Oh classics, so nice =)

My first proper computer was a 286 with a staggering 10mb hdd.

I think it had the horrible windows 2.11...it died when I dumped the file tree in the waste basket.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:58, archived)
# My first was a c64 :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
I had something earlier but unsure what... ABC80?
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# .
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Advanced BASIC Computer 80
(from wiki

was a huge hit in Sweden)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Vic 20 :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# ditto
you gotta love the tape drive
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I think I spent about £50-65 on 512k upgrade for my amiga. :(
£90 on 4mb or ram for my 486 :(

A few months ago I spent £12 on a tiny tiny 4gb key?!?!? In 10 years time i'll think that was shite too.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
A close friend spent equivalent of 2400 euro on a 486 when they were fresh.

(And I wasted 1500 on a p4 2.53. Lasted until february this year so I guess not too bad.)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# We'll probably be carrying 1TB usb pens around. £10 each.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I could do with some johnnymnemonic-ish extra storage right now
I fear I lost nearly all knowledge of both french and birds and plants of nothern europe, a bit of internal hdd would be sweet.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I'll be dissapointed
if they're not holo-cubes
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Beyond the law
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:17, archived)
# renato's lost a bit of weight
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This is just before the film for me.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# animated film posters ftw
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:12, archived)
# It's the future
i've tasted it
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Erm ...
That wasn't the future.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:30, archived)
# what's happened to vin diesel?
he just seems to have disappeared.
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:31, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 11:35, archived)
# He became Vin Hybrid
(, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)

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