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[challenge entry] here goes...
SWG3
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Quiet up here...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# you could allmost hear a pin drop
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# OOF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Aw, cute. But expendable.
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/10240741
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# remarkably similar principal to
something I think pedantichrist was working on for bonfire night. I wonder how he got on with his fart rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Disturbingly so, although I didn't know until afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
aww
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Squirrels! With tits!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Here you go have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# oh christ not again
I'm almost running on empty but the beast stirs

there'll probably be blood in it this time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Your reaction tells me he's posted something I've adblocked
So I can leave the WD-40 in the drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# already spent, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# and then some

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# man hands! :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# It's not that image challenge again?
I thought the squirrels thing was over a few weeks ago.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# PHWOÅR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# What's
the deal with Anthropomorphic Squirrels anyway?
I saw them once. Then I analyzed the bestial nature of it, deduced that the rest of the genre would be inappropriately sexeh woodland creatures and shut my computer down.

I hear there is something to do with fwapping in later levels? Sounds disturbing and repetitive.

I guess I just don't understand being addicted to a non-human soft pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# beat you to it
failblog.org/2009/10/15/protest-fail-3/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I do love that photo
love the expense you went to as well, with the placard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I found it on the way to the protest
it was blank, I had a sharpie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# what's the deal with forgetfulness
I mean, I erm....


so


anyway

next Tuesday, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Shirley JJ will sue for this!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Squirrels! With tits!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
#
muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Echo_Hole
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Robo-Camel!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It's a Web Cam(el)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# No, I think you'll find...
Oh, I see what you've done there.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Fluff Bomb
Where the blithering fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Dear Jeff
I am here, and I believe everyone else has encountered a hiccup at Toddington services - apparently they've run out of soup.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Remember
soup boils, soup spoils
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Great, Scott!
I NEVER KNEW THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# he needs to stop eating the boiled spicy peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Hold on tight little guy!
Those reds are around here somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Deviant Ginger Boy

The indecisive degenerate...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)
# two of the less frequently used verses of Hallelujah?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# TED DANSON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
#
ha you love your ted danson
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha
/sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# blodderman
(boncester I can feeeeeel the changes.... mostly, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Blodd?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# yup
if your in chat and type 'bloddy' 3 times (typo:'bloody') in the same conversation, he slowly grows in the shadows behind your chair and silently leans forward exuding a clean pure scent of hate (in your local chemists on the perfume counter) and twats with your chair levers.

...according to the prophets
(boncester I can feeeeeel the changes.... mostly, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# That
is a quality explanation!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Cock-knee geezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] By jove!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Dodd?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# dud?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Dog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Dog!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I observed at university that some people can get stoned and it helps them concentrate, so before one lecture, I thought I'd try it, and had a joint before a lecture on semantics.
Imagine my amazement, then, to find myself in the discussion afterwards, standing up to propose that dogs are called dogs because they don't "bark", they don't "woof", they say "DOG!", and that's why the French call them "chien" because all they've got is stupid, yappy little poodles that go "Chien! Chien! Chien! ... er ... ah ... don't you agree?"

Top tip: don't get stoned before lectures, kids, or you'll look like an even bigger nob than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# It seems very logical. But can it explain why Cats are called Cats?
I know Wolves can't bark and can only howl which is interesting. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I have an overactive embarrassment gland,
just reading that made me squirm in sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Sounds like you would have been in line for a first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# dud?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Dodd!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Dead?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Dud?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)
# God?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)
# badger
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# snake
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# cucumber!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hah!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Missed my 8th b3taday on Sunday
so here's a belated celebration

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
# who's the beardy guy holding you up?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I've no idea, but he's both dashing and handsome
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Happy belated candleday, old-timer!
Have a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# magicake
best of all the confectionary crimes against nature
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# i like this kind of harry potter witchcraft.

Cakeus Appearus
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
# can you conjour ME a cake please?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Behold, the Battenberg of Dooooom


uktv.co.uk/food/homepage/sid/8556

"Episode 3: Battenberg
Monster Munchies heads to Windsor in order to create two of the biggest Battenberg cakes the world has ever seen! Up against the clock, it's a battle of the hotels as The Castle Hotel takes on The Beaumont Estate to see who can create the biggest, tastiest and best looking monster Battenberg Cake they can. "
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Hmm
can you muster a Victoria Sponge of Disquiet?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# You can have a Chocolate Swiss Roll of Ultimate Irksomeness
tribs.uuuq.com/CakeSummonerIISmall.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# How about a Muffin of Indecision?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)
# a fondant fancy of apathy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Summon the Mince Pie of Seasonal Festivity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I have laughed at all these
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# 8 years? Fackin' hell!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# oooh, cake and a fine pair of honeys
you're spoiling me Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Wheeee!
Go you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Thankee kindly,
There's not many of us old guard still about, Mr Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Did they all disappear in mysterious circumstances?
It's a conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Now that you mention it,
most of them did simply vanish...

I'm calling up Mystery Inc. to get to the bottom of it.

Plus I just know Velma is a total hottie under that orange sweater.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Seen Funny Man?
Rhona Cameron as Thelma Fudd, a Velma lookalike. Phwoarrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# No I haven't
and the internet is surprisingly lacking in images.

darn.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, archived)
# It wasn't a very successful film
and nearly everyone I lend the video to, hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I MISSED MY 666 day :(
I've now been here for 6 years 6 months and 10 days.

ARSE!
(waxdart hello., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Well congrats for last Friday
waxy
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Belated congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Things I have discovered this week:

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.

Autumn hits bloody fast in the Netherlands. It's frankly a bit spooky how the trees do this overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:31, archived)
# BOOM BOOM SHAKE-SHAKE THE ... er ...
tree ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I was thinking exactly the same thing the other day
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# You should see Autumn in sweden then. It's basically winter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Spring, Summer, Autumn in England.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:46, archived)
# It's cold here. Was minus 12 last night. Is only about minus 6 at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# That's nothing.
This morning it was grey, overcast, and chilly, and the tube was delayed, so the fat man sitting next to me sighed heavily and repeatedly, as I desperately tried not to touch legs with the lady standing right in front of me, as we waited for the next automated apology from the station's PA system.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:50, archived)
# THE RIVER WAS ABOUT HALF FROZEN ON TOP!
THERE WERE DOGS IN LITTLE COATS!
I wore a scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Dogs should wear no other coat than their own.
Dogs in coats is against nature in the same way that breast implants are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
# But they look funny.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# yup
silicon does look pretty hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Why on earth did anyone settle there?
I've often wondered that about our species. The Inuits too: "yeah, this looks utterly inhospitable, I'll just go and make a house out of ice then. Sorted."
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Heh. I dunno, birch trees... erm... the snow?
it gets to about minus 30 in real winter apparently. Im looking forwards to it.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah
Was in Vindeln one February when it was about -23C. The snow doesn't compress at that temp (pressure and melting and all that physics jazz) so it remains powdery. Rubbish for snowball fights and snowmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# but fun for jumping around in :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Fucking hell
The missus is taking me to Canada for Christmas, apparently it gets to -40 there

That sort of temperature doesn't even exist in my world
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES! Out cherry tree has exactly ONE leaf left on it


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:55, archived)
# our fig tree has about 5
the rest are carpetting the lower garden
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Sheep did a lovely film similar to this :D
I approve of your arts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I bet it was rubbish
He needs to get some talent . . . I know jokes are better than technique but he's shocking.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# haha
linky stuff: sheepfilms.co.uk/2009/02/08/tree-power/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ha
that was really good. He is a tad talented isn't he? I bet mine was quicker to make (though I bet kabillions of more people watch his than look at my comic).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ready Cooked Broccoli now to get some melted cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# we were talking about time consuming shit that doesn't mean anything :)

Animationwise, that is
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# This is developing into an epic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# journey to insanity
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:41, archived)
# haha
good work
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# hahaha....ACE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# hahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I love this
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# nice!
looks tasty too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, Bush, take that you salad-dodger
Nice glow!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I ALREADY DID, MUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
#
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:37, archived)
# And I thought it was called a mushroom cloud
Aha ha ha ha ha oh.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I am. I AM
At this very moment.

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Important Notice
Knee-jerk bans are always the best policy, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:03, archived)
# arf
very nicely done!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
*clicked hard* hahahaha

edit:put your name to it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Done
First time I've forgotten to watermark an image :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha
nicely done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Wisely so..
.. this will be halfway round the internet by teatime if I'm any judge*

Click

*is not a judge
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Perfect
have a click and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# You sure smart!
Aceness
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaaha
Wonderful!
(twattybanjo, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# haha quick run a Nozzle Check!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:13, archived)
# What?
And waste more precious ink?

They'll be invading people for their ink supplies soon.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:15, archived)
# haha Ink Wars!
We need to control the world's supply of Octopus!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:16, archived)
# There'll be more off-shore drilling
for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# There's nothing more 'boring' than off-shore drilling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Shirley
"There's nothing more boring than off-shore boaring"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:35, archived)
# They have off-shore wild boars?
the word is boring as to bore a hole, not boaring which I presume is somekind of American Deep South sexual practice "Squeal lil piggy!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *checks nozzle*
seems to be working fine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# brilliant, pure and simple
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:26, archived)
# WOO! to the fantastic picture
and WOO! to you, it's noce to see someone with a lower member number then myself from time to time, makes me feel less old.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Thanks
for making me feel old :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:51, archived)
# i said WOO!
WOO!

is your deaf aid on?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Yes
but suddenly my pants feel warm.

(thanks for the Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:28, archived)
# mmm...
...warm pants
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
we're all getting old :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# How has this taken so long
Bloody great stuff my good man.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# damn
this image is blocked for me at this URL. Can anyone mirror it please!

edit: hurrah - home now :D WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Very, very, very clever!
Congrats on the FP - well deserved.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahah, proper old school b3ta right there!
best FP in aaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Reminds me of this one by b3ta user Indole Ring

(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# That's great
I'd forgotten about that one. I love how you can *just* read enough of it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# yes!
doogy rev.

Ditched my Epson inkjet nightmare the other day. All I used it for was printing birthday cards for friends and relatives anyway - and it's so much cheaper to do these at Sainsbury's photo counter.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Looks like someone got Boing'd!
www.boingboing.net/2010/11/09/tsa-airport-signs-af.html
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I know!
I'm giddy like a schoolgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# so so subtle
and brilliantly so!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# That took
Me faaaarrrrr too long :)

Nicely. :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I have to ask
How did you manage to get rissed by that?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# ... thought my monitor was on the blink
I think
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha, clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Brilliant
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 5:29, archived)
# Thank you
I _almost_ emailed you the idea when I didn't think I'd have time to make it.

Then I made it thinking, "better do it now before BBD'Or does it" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
#
Fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocket Propelled Rocket Lolly
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:14, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:51, archived)
# at last
thank you - someone got the ironic lol
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:54, archived)
# *pop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Ironic lol
is that like a '98'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# more like a 92
...but close
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:14, archived)
# do you know how many that could kill?
/Hundreds and Thousands
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Haha
*Groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:20, archived)
# They'd be covered in monkey blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:27, archived)
# >:)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# you getting CODBLOPS?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:36, archived)
# nah, it's just the way he's sitting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Oh dear - that's not going around again this season, is it?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:40, archived)
# YAY!
go back to your Atari 2600 grandad! Lol! PWNED!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Atari what?
Is that like Choose Your Own Adventure?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# with bloops and beeps
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Sounds awful. I like quiet when I'm reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Silly Vagabond! Lop your ears off, then.
You'll have to sellotape your glasses on in future, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Yes!*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# nope
no job :/
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# how did you find MoH ?
worth a punt?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:16, archived)
# yeah
just like bfbc2 but a bit harder and less stuff to do lol but I thoroughly enjoyed it and for some reason got quite good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# ace
I'll pick it up when the price drops (ie this weekend cos everyone will be buying CoD)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:34, archived)
# I want the new cod :( I have no money tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# that's poo
come back and play at mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# If I can't afford the game I can't afford plane tickets!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:01, archived)
# oh, yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Early Morning Spang!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Gah!
punngae!

i'm going to top myself in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Especially good at killing desserters.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Death is no trifling matter, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:22, archived)
# It is when the sherry is laced with digitalis.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:26, archived)
# mmmm digitalis


no wait! I'm thinking of Malt Whiskey..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ahh, the peaty aroma of a 10 year-old Isle of Scrophulariaceae
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:30, archived)
# nothing beats a 25 year old Balislaphroigjuratalturret
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Zoooooom!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I wasn't sure if it was a Zoom of a Fab.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:27, archived)
# 15 more minutes and this will have been a 2 hour thread...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *YAWWWNNNNN!!!*
*puts feet up*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] mourning (no just walking the dog etc etc)
1. impossible weapon - check
2. antiquated joke - check
3. rubbish 'shopping - check

with added "really mum?" from my son who stopped saying BLACK OPS BLACK OP BLACK OPS IS OUT TOODAAAAAYYYYYY for two just seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:35, archived)
# early morning spanging!
*spang!* :D

BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS BLACK OPS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:40, archived)
# I WANT CODBLOPS :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:35, archived)
# shid habbens
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:27, archived)
# He sure is enjoying that pump action.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:55, archived)
# lots of lube in the pants :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:56, archived)
# More plausible than ^ image
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 7:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# plausibility quest continues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:05, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:37, archived)
# :) thanx
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Relief!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# haha--nice touch
I have an addition going with a white pigeon on the muzzle of the shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahhahah
shid sur habbems
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Good evening viewers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:26, archived)
# Benny Hill photoshopped this picture himself
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I'm Benny Hill?
Why didn't anybody tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Benny Hill is very talented like that
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Benny Hill and the Art of Internal Stealth
Chapter One: Being Benny Hill and keeping it a secret from yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:35, archived)
# It's like those assassins on the naked gun
hypnotised by watches
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Now I know,
maybe ITV will give me a new series.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:41, archived)
# *yakety saxes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:44, archived)
# ^yakky sexes^
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:49, archived)
# ...which for some reason makes me think of Frank Spencer.
Ooh Eva, I did a whoopsy on Poland.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:50, archived)
#
www.barbmark.com/Page43frank.htm
"...ask people who knew the show what was one of the famous lines from the show and they'll probably say 'The cat did a whoopsie in my beret' or 'Oh Betty'"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:54, archived)
# "His special guests include Billy Connolly, Forrest Gump & Sammy Davis Jnr"
Sounds like my kinda show.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Of course it's really
"none other than Robert Pearson (Frank Spencer) & George Harvey (the perfect straight man) - both from The Four Kinsmen. Their opening two shows at Club Banora brought record crowds. . . standing room only."
After the seats were removed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:02, archived)
# So presumably it's not really Billy, Forrest and Sammy?
Fuck it, I'll give it a miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Unless Billy, Forrest and Sammy have joined The Four Kinsmen
I'd have to say it's not looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Better stick with Neil then.
www.neilstroud.co.uk/tommycooper.html
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:16, archived)
# "Almost Magic"
Trans: "Almost Entirely Unlike Tommy Cooper"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Yukky Suckses
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:51, archived)
# BENNY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:32, archived)
#

Playing with the new oil brushes in PS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:04, archived)
# THE TIGER SLICED HER BODY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:20, archived)
# THEY FOUGHT UNTIL THEY DIED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Dennis The Menace's sister?
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Posting this again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Yayy!
Gnashtastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:26, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:35, archived)
# that is seriously fucking awesome.
do you have others in this style?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:01, archived)
# I made a bunch of them
but some cunt ripped them off, they're all in museums now. Fucking Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:03, archived)
# SRSLY THO
No, I just made this one, it was for a challenge, something to do with classic art, don't really remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:04, archived)
# I was pondering the irony of your reply
as I was considering stealing it and painting it in BIG on my wall :D

Very much love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:08, archived)
# Cheers.
You're welcome to paint it on your wall if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:12, archived)
# GREAT
Love that Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Gnice!
(ShiteBiter, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?


been away for a bit, busy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Well, I'm off to bed.
Night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Ah, just checked the filename
I didn't know who that was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:30, archived)
# what
the

FUCK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:44, archived)
# The wall digs it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:49, archived)
# it's the most disturbing thing i've seen in ages
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:50, archived)
# it's from this movie
www.moria.co.nz/fantasy/marquis.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:31, archived)
# oh i see, totally fucking FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcc9E_r_wTw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:34, archived)
# The full version is on youtube but it doesn't have subtitles
I watched it for a bit but I got distracted
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:36, archived)
# i'm watching bits of it now
bad idea as i'm about to go to bed.

i'm scared.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:40, archived)
# I just watched some with the sound down
it looks insane.
You know, I never did finish watching all of The Room. I just couldn't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:46, archived)
# You really should watch how it ends
I'd recommend skipping through the sex scenes though

also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMH8vNhz9QI&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:53, archived)
# YOU TELL ME THIS NOW.
No, I saw the sex scenes, I'm fucking scarred by that, it's too late.

Hahahaha OH HI MARK

I assume you've seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:09, archived)
# YES
RA RA RA

RA RA RA

RA RA RA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:42, archived)
# oh jesus
www.theneighborssitcom.com/synopsis.html

It looks like it was written by tommy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:45, archived)
#
The demographic is all inclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:55, archived)
# those french are REALLY fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 6:41, archived)
# Ice Cream Alert
Walls have eyes, as well as ears!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Flipping fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Fuuuuuuccccck
(herman:D, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Arrrggghh Fffuuuuccckkk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:38, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:57, archived)
# PEZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# whas happnin, 'dro?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# not much S18
beautiful weather for November, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Not too slouchy
the better the weather, the less I spend on home heating--which is good
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# This is the second-greatest gif ever made
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# There's a point where it looks like Ant or Dec
(mr_cabbages, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Well, some of the old folk might geddit
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't really pea this in a new thread

Click for bigger (179 kb)
But it's tenuously related to the compo. Wonder if it'll get as many complaints as last time.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:49, archived)
# *complains*
Also: lol
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Dear llort,
I feel I must register my utter disgust at your picture.
There you were with a gaping opportunity to do a nice picture of Kelly Whatshername's tits, and you spurn it as if it's no big deal.
Thanks for nothing. I'm cancelling my subscription forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:55, archived)
# you said 'gaping'
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:56, archived)
# May it inspire you to even greater heights.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:59, archived)
# I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms.
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eftiay54wBE
If you have the patience to sit through all three fucking adverts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
4 adverts - ffs
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# oh - and it's 20 minutes long.
I'll watch it another time - I do like star stories and I haven't seen that one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:02, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Ha!
Don't think I've seen that before!

Nice lettering!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# thx
I did this before I got all lazy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
*Writes to Mary Whitehouse. Remembers she's dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 4:55, archived)
# Dare I suggest just...
Bot-gun
(mousemonkey, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 8:10, archived)
# Xenu approves.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Made me and...
The missus laugh like loons! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:23, archived)
# But does it scroll?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:55, archived)
#
a) fucking wow

b) this reminds me of the old 'Tales of the Unexpected' title sequence.

c) wow
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
b) phwoar - I used to enjoy the naked lady silhouette the most
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I hope some clever sod is making it happen even as we type.
Y'never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I wonder if it would arouse me as much as it did when I was 12
also, found this on wikipedia:
In 1980, Peter Cook starred alongside a host of celebrities in the LWT special "Peter Cook & Co.". The show included many sketches including a Tales of the Unexpected spoof titled "Tales Of The Much As We Expected", which involved Cook as Roald Dahl explaining why he dropped the "n" in Ronald, the sketch ends with the fireplace spreading over the room.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Haha
Much love for Peter Cook here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:15, archived)
# I still love that story of him going into libraries and tearing out the last pages in books
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I've heard of people doing that
but I didn't know it was anything to do with him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Joe Orton used to edit library books by pasting in obscenities.
caught and court
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah - it's funny when he does it,
a criminal offence when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Well aside from (onstage) cajoling Dudley into doing a comedy bit about Dud's dad dying from cancer
It was certainly one of his greatest dick moves.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:25, archived)
# wow
I hadn't heard about that.
He really was a bastard of the highest order.
But a brilliant one.
edit: Did Dud do dad's dying drollery?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I hope you're aware of Derek and Clive's "Come Again".
So good it's been in my sig for about a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Not sure if I've heard that one
I remember as a 5 year old kid my brother and I found dad's derek and clive record. They were halfway through their "you fucking cunt" routine when my mum found us.

I like to think it shaped me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Sounds like the one.
I remember being crippled with laughter at the 'cancer' stuff while my dad was undergoing punishing chemotherapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Mornin' guv...
*yawns*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Mornin' Prof.
Just signed up to Purplestock

( www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22959 , you all know you want to)

and offered my services as a creepy Master of Ceremonies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Good man yourself
Ha, the drummer's trying to convince me that I should be the MC... I think not...

Was thinking about tapping up When, if he's coming... haven't really decided yet. I'll keep you posted :)

Anyways... y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Dr When and his horde of ropey degenerate crap burlesque performers would be only too happy to show up, I'd've thought.
I'd be more alreet if it wasn't 2 in the sodding morning and I didn't have to go to work on Tuesday, but hey ho.
Luvly to see ya, but I think I'm gunna hafta log off pretty soon and go to sodding bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I'm already in bed... no sign of any sleep though O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Would every episode of Dr Who ever made help at all?
www.crossingthewhoniverse.com/index.html

(quite like The Talons of Weng Chiang meself)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 2:06, archived)
# it was like a shiter bond film intro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I thought it was 'James' Bond...
"The name's Bond, Shiter Bond"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# pffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:19, archived)
# It really was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I couldn't remember it
until you said that :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc46Gk-6qrA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:14, archived)
# I think there were some flames involved
as well as the dancin' nekkid chick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:19, archived)
# How strange.
Significantly more 'other stuff' and drastically less 'naked lady' than my fevered 12 year old mind had committed to memory.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kuDjbh9BUE&feature=player_profilepage
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:45, archived)
# FOREVER SCROOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:18, archived)
# OW!
and WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# This is amazing...
...but making me feel slightly sick O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Psychodelic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Kaleidofuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate weapon for getting the enemy by suprise.
As you approach from behind, he's just another Scotsman on a step ladder playing bagpipes. Oh... shit!

(mr_cabbages, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:28, archived)
# i bet he's wearing undies, the dirty cheater
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I like it.
Reminds me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Ll4JGtuaY
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:54, archived)
# What the....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Well this challenge has taken
a tern for the worse.

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!H!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 3:15, archived)
# For Bleached Ego.


Click for bigger (169 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Another new club member :D
Now do one for yourself FIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:05, archived)
# you fat twat
it's morphine night, you know.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=UytG95_GwTw&feature=related
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:06, archived)
# \o/ yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i still think it says sinead.
and so does my opthalmololologist.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:10, archived)
# You should totally tag the subways in my town.
*hires*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:06, archived)
# And
the avenues and alleyways, where the strong and the quick alone can survive
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:37, archived)
# The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls..
(c) Simon & Garfunkel.
(but mostly Simon)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:44, archived)
# Yay \0/
Cheers Fiend. Fantastic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Its too late for the right challenge, so ill just drop it here...
only just bothered to learn photoshop



and i have worked it out..... no inverts "
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:47, archived)
# You're my wife, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma, no! not the groundhog!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:49, archived)
# seize the day!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Corpus Diaz!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:56, archived)
# You know you talk so hip man, you're twisting my melon man ...
Call the cops
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# i don't want to :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Stop repeating yourself.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:52, archived)
# well
*i'm* not repeating myselfelf
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Mon 8 Nov 2010, 23:53, archived)

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