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[challenge entry] trunk rocket
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# trocket
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# trunket
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# trunket yourself, lazy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# this is fucking delightful
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# This is why pachynauts will never make it to the moon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Thick sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# He'd make it into orbit if he fired his pooster rocket as well
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# CDC re-edit in 5...4...3...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# i just missed this week of b3ta
to come back to a wonderful compo :D Yay!
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha *passes tissue*
Grace "In The Zone" Jones approves

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# that is one seriously odd woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I saw her in concert last year - she is indeed an odd woman
She hula-hooped through a 10 minute version of Slave to the Rhythm and didn't lose her step once
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# i can quite believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# She went behind a curtain to change into another costume in between songs and kept her mic on
and would be making like there was some bloke backstage licking her 100 year old fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
i bet she's got a shenis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# with a 10 inch long foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I would quite like to have seen that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# It was awesome, Mediocre
She walked up and down steps and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# did her knees creak?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Look! Look!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lJVTyW68gk
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# WHOAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I have now watched it twice. She has quite an impressive cock.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Woo:D
click
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Fandabbydozy
It's the fact he makes it to space which makes it so good.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# great work
love it
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Nicely
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# could not use the paint bucket tool because the content of the layer is not directly editable
fuck you imagefag. imagine i had change the colour of the water from blue to brown so it looked like it was coming out of it's butt / should find my copy of paint shop pro's animation studio
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup
Anyone can roast beef.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# looks radioactive
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Pissing brocolli ....
Always ruining my soups.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Is that sprouting broccoli?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha what a cunt!
I wonder if he has any Stilton lying about/on his tiny bellend?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# The soup bowl is half-emptied though
So perhaps he's sucking it up, not weeing it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# this is souptastic!
gawd we've had a great couple of days on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# and i missed it all
Sodding work getting in the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# fucking hell haha
I've been watching this for 5 minutes and he's still going strong
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# that bastard
i hate when that happens to me
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Time for antibiotics I think
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# This week's image challenge ballot is now open for stuffing.
The four choices are:

1. The Rapture: It comes next week. What will it look like? What will remain? And so on.

2. Right Film, Wrong Gender: re-make films that appeal to the opposite gender to the original - Star Wars for women, Dirty Dancing for men. And so on.

3. A classic challenge: Retro Sci-Fi: because it worked last time round, and the time before that.

4. A one-word challenge: Biscuits. Because biscuits are brilliant.

Votey-click contraption:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 18 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# here is the translated rundown for 4tards
- Lolreligion
- Rule 63
- IM FIRIN MAH LAZOR
- Om nom nom nom nom
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# yes biscuits
that club milk was nice earlier

*craves*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Club? Nom x 5
The true retro biscuit.
And chocolate that you can bite away from the biscuit....
Was partial to the orange ones.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# orange, meh
the cadburys snack in the style of club are even nicer, oh god i want one with a brew now.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# the true retro biscuit is the United or Trio
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# CLub Mints used to have dark chocolate.
Then they stopped that.
That was bad.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Do they still do Clubs?
I haven't seen them in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# dib dib dib
* oh, you said clubs. Yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
i say we kill him then have tea and biscuits, oh not biscuits.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# now i'm hungry for biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# BISCUITS
because they can be made from potatoes!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Cheesecake!
cost they can be made form biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# ice cream
Because it can be cheese cake flavor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# But biscuits can be made from anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# apart from smashing orangy bits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# i really can't decide
between sex change movies and biscuits, so i shall abstain.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# *Puts link for biscuits as fb status*
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Wafers
oh sorrry - bisuits
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I vote for biscuits appearing in retro sci-fi movies about The Rapture aimed at the opposite gender
(User #86772, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Biscuits
...and milk ;)
(ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# COME ON BISUITS!!!
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE SON!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# biscuits
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I voted for Jaffa Cake biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# anything but biscuits
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# I want
retro sci-fi sex change biscuits that cause the rapture.

Is that too much to ask?
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# either sex movies or buiscuits..
Could I suggest that the one that comes second gets automatically put into next weeks vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Biscuits
Because anything else will turn into fucking Star Wars in old paintings or faceswaps.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# sex movies
I will try and do Dallas does Debbie
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 18 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# WTF are you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I'd like to see that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
#
BISCUITS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# fuck that
biscuits will last 3 days tops
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!
He looked so happy.....
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# By the way, did you know you can bump up the size by adding this snippet of code:
did you know you can bump up the size by adding this snippet of code:width="400"

Makes it look bigger without extra kB....
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# at the expense of resolution, of course
(which may or may not matter, depending)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Does that wiork with genitals?
NWOT and sorry for not posting for a while - the reason is making the video I wot have just putted on teh links board

Hope you likes



www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaIdVPRztkg
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
#
you should post this as a new thread it's a fantastic video sir, *clicked hard*

****EVERYONE WATCH THE YOUTUBE VID****
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Many thanks - its on its own thread on the links board :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# lully
and I don't like cats.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 18 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# how do you do that?
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# <img src="blahblah link blah" width="numberlols">
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 18 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
Makes it look worse without saving kB....
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
b3ta is on fire at the moment

*clicks all around*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!!!
:D *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# This is horrific!
But also brilliant! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Gesundheit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 18 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# No worries all is fine ;) great stuff herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Hooray!!!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Did you put extra waving at the end?
Cos it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Yes :D
thought I'd give it a "Hey I'm all good!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Looks like
a dog waking up from an afternoon nap.

Edit: With arms, obviously.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 18 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Yay! :D
I like this one, sorry Herman:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 18 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# That is brilliant. Mega Click
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# awesome :D
awesomely awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Steamy! Nooooo!
Frontpage this!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Don't worry big fella
We've all had a "trouser-cough" that's ended up like that at one time or another...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# sonuvabitches...they'll pay for that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# It's all that fella below's fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Woo!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Poor chimney
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic. Nice one on the fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Genius...clicks all around
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 18 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Haha! I love this.
Any chance of someone making this 64x64 and less than 50kb for me? I'd love to have this as my avatar on a few forums but i'm a mong when it comes to stuff like this.

I would owe you a bumming.
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Thu 19 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 19 May 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Hahaha,
adds a whole new dimension.
(beerMatt, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# FP Now Please EDIT: Oh! I see it already is FPed:)
This makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 19 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# REDDIT STEALS
Currently on reddit's front page
www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hhrvj/poor_guy/
Water-mark your hilarious GIFs!
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# I have Water mark it
bottom right hand corner with H:D
(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Woo sweet potato:D
You?
(herman:D, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Thanks.
Yes.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I believe I can fry
I believe I can spry crisp and dry


btw I *clicked* but I didn't get a thank you :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# this is fantastic!
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# can potatoes use photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Potatoshop.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10424724
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# it's mesmerising
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
you absolute legend Chedgey :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Lully Moleypoo!
...lully!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Thanks Ninjapotamus!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# oh chedgykins
xx
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# *air kisses*
Mmmmwah mmmwah

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of wayne rooney?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Downing Street with this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Carefull now....
* Re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# there will be serious ramifications
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# here, here
be a little less rambunctious, Laddie
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:04, archived)
# i don't know what ewe are on about?
.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# excited about the ramparts in the image
thas all
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Baa-face?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# The white pointy thing--
his ramrod maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I see goat ppl
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# The face of goatse revealed at last?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# No, everyone knows that's Rory Lyon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
#
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 18 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# i don't know what's going on here, but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:58, archived)
# al gore the manpearpig and the self proclaimed creator of the internet, is making the whole worlds internet function
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# manPEARpig?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
i like that typo, i'm leaving it as it is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:06, archived)
# you should incorporate it into the pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# with that funky hand movement
i could have him picking pears from a little tree, and dumping them into a basket
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# either that
or some yo-yo action
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# no cuntcode is safe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# maybe he hakced sony
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# slow today? Have a gnopato head
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# In other news, it appears David Icke was right.
it appears David Icke was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# argh, joan butrton in the background on the left
too much cuntery in one pic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Guinness is indestructable!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i would like to apologize in advance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# even true things, once reported on fox/sky news/daily mail
become lies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# it's the 7th law of Thermodynamics
without it the universe would cease to ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# anticip?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I see you shiver.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# common potato
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# He looks a little dry...
here...

(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# You know, this one of those things, dude....
You were LOL'ing your arse off in your head, then when you posted it, it didn't seem so funny, did it?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# pretty much sums up 90% of my pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^ what he said.
Finally got my funding application in today. Three months hard bloody work and 33 pages of carefully edited and optimisitc bravado. 1/10 chance of getting the funding from it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# sweet. where did you apply?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Australian Research Council funding to work at Monash.
Bad year for applying. Almost everyone is eligible and so much rule bending has gone on. 200 positions and at least 2,000 applicants. Even projects that would pass in a normal year have a ~1/3 chance of getting through.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# good luck with it.
is that melbourne?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# ive seen ride-on versions of this in wales
TRUFAX
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# ?
sheeplovingwales.org
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# funny looking sheep
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# show me one that's not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# he's pretty good and standing on stuff
but he's no goat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# wigwam
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# yurt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# chill out, you two . . .
you two . . . you're two tents


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Don't be so camp.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# that pun was completely tarpaulin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# squee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# cilliary
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# amplitude
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ballroomium
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:49, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT
!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Cockfosters
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# latent homosexual thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# There are too many orphaned cocks,
so please become a cockfoster and help a cock get a good start in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 18 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Trent Park Picnic
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Try the all new multi use sheep powerd
garden trimmer
and with just a simple flick of the handle you have the ultimate in male pleasure toys , get you husband one today your grass will never have looked so good


mr i from clanethly
"its the best thing my wife ever bought me she said i spend so much time doing the grass its almost like i should take it tobed"

mrsf from swansea
" best thing i ever did now i dont have to sleep with that dirty old bastard"

and finaly from
mr j from the rohnda
"i am the envy of all my friends down the pub see, and now they all want to borrow my new mower, i have never been so poplular since my son grew up and made those accusations against them all "
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# littlebitofpolitics
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# is Sarah Palin a question...
it's a JS production so it must be good - but I'm afraid I'm RISing my nuts off like a monkey frotting a cheese grater
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# she's certainly questionable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# is she the barn pot who wants to completely remove the educational aspect of sex ed
and teach keeping your knickers on until you're married?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Pent "ouse
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Last week
Dorries suggested teenagers wouldn't get raped if they didn't dress so god damn sexy

and today Ken Clarke has suggested there is sort of good rape and bad rape.
He was trying to distinguish between consensual statutory rape and sexual assault/rape, but he phrased himself very badly and is now getting pelters all over
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# many thanks
they haven't been covering this on Ceebeebies so I'm sort of out of the loop...

I can see Dorrie's point though and I think it extends further - would there be so many peados if infants weren't so fucking sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# i would pay money
to see Dorries say something like that. she's a fucking fruitcake.
(prostheses, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# there's a difference between phrasing yourself badly, and being a complete fruitloop like Dorries...
... Thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# whilst i can understand the brouhaha about two fat out-of-touch tories comment on that which they know nothing about
i also know it's nothing new, nor do they particularly matter

plus i cannot bring myself to give miliband any credence whatever
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Cracking policies, Gromit
Gromit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Milliband said intercourse
during PMQs

I got wood
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# The legal definition of rape
is a bit woolly. For instance, I was told on my last first aid course that you shouldn't put your finger into someone's mouth if they've collapsed and puked. The rationale is that it is rape, or you may get your finger bitten.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I wonder what happened to that ambulance man
who found a dildo inserted into an attractive female road victim
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# i dislike both of these people
but like your image.

[edit] dorris isn't as sexy a palin. did you see that movie she did where she nailed two russian guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# accident with a Hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# can't touch this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# the Sutcliffe defence
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha :) Bad man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:55, archived)
# i love this
*stops*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Carry on.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# *ahem*


EDIT: Thanks everyone and cheers for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Its DTH!!
*catches in net*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# *wriggles*
*fears the child catcher*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# *milks for puns*
bwahahahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# NOOOO!
You can milk the left one but not . . . the udder!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# *SPANG*
It's great to see you on the board again.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# haha christ
I love and hate you, all at the same time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# yeah, whatever
whatevernow can you put my teats away . . . I'm Friesian!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Just put on a jersey
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# WATERWORKS you were defeated i won the war
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Look into his Angel Islington
Mamma Mya turn


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# almost this boring
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Free parking!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# no money issued in this game
makes it more monotonous that way
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# i can't see what you've done here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# duhhhh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I wish this game existed in Los Angeles
:(
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahaha, clicks, hahahaha
I can't believe they still haven't renamed knives? Your suggestion always raises a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I thought exactly the same thing
but the problem is that you'd get a gay stick and fork inna restaurant.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# sounds like a good night out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
*click*
Ya big silleh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# 'ning!
Did you know Jaffa caykes are only 500 calories per box?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# and half a ton of sugar!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Did you also know that Basement Jaxx have
done the filum music for Attack the Block?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# what about the origin of the medial and lateral lenticulostriate arteries
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I believe you will find that it's attached to the thigh bone
Don't they teach you anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# not so much
they just take our money and the berate us for not knowing more than we do... it's starting to have a negative impact on my self confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# They don't take ALL your money
Seriously, I thought you knew THAT..
AICM5P
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Ooh
I've not been on their website for yonks. I shall check it out.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Haha
That's double brilliant because it's funny and it reminds me of this fantastic old rave track.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I wish I'd thought of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Spiffing!
:)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 19 May 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Might the song go something like this?
If you land on Go
Then whatever dice you throw
2,4,5 or 3
Take a chance and see
You're assessed for street repairs
It won't cost a lot
Advance to Trafalgar Square
Leaves you asking "What???"
(philbo baggins, Fri 20 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# i couldn't figure out a way to add more norks :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# O?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Wed 18 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# meh, really nothing to get.
it's just that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# 'more'? you mean 'some'
however. I like this a lot!

I attempted something like this once, but it's not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# whoah!
...love the hand!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
(comments on hand job)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Is this the previous owner of Spider Jerusalem's cat?
EDIT: I've just remembered I tried to watch another Stewart Lee thing at the weekend.

He really is that up himself - "I'm going to tell a joke, and then it's all going to tie together at the end, and you'll find it funny, so keep watching".

I must be missing some really clever irony here, because to me that comes across not only as patronising, but misguidedly self-agrandising too.

He would so love to be Charlie Brooker, and can't even reach that. He should go back to driving taxis.

At least Richard Herring can be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Richard Herring was never the same since he had that crash on Top Gear
4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# if you dont take everything he says at face value it becomes a lot more rewarding
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I didn't. It appears that he's being "ironic" in that studenty way, but not in nearly as clever a manner as he thinks he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# i think it's pretty clever.
Read his book and you'd realise how much thought goes into every word. Anyway, he's not a mainstream comedian and he doesn't appeal to everyone - that's why they put him on after newsnight.

If you dont understand his appeal, dont feel ashamed, you're in the majority.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I still think he's brilliant
There's not a finer stand-up out there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's deconstructive comedy.
I lost all respect for Richard Herring when I saw him live a few years ago and he got annoyed at people shouting out Fist of Fun/TMWRNJ catchphrases, telling them how that was years ago and that he'd moved on, and then proceeded to rehash a sketch from the Lee and Herring radio show later in his routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Oh noes....Teh Bruce has Gone Crtitical!
Starting a "Forsythe" chain reaction, that leads to run-away critical Brucey-bonus level event.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Dammit! He's gone TOO far this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Cos he's daaancin' on the Dublin Liiine
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# The one good reason to keep the royals
Philips comments
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# And now
Pippa Middleton's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Overheard last night...
"Liz, the single yellow line means you can't park, to be sure.

Double yellows mean you can't park, to be sure, to be sure."


*Gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# needs more swearing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Beendone?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# mowers ahead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# can this find a good Meow-Meow dealer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I didn't think "Tom Tom" would have needed its name changed to appeal to cats
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# *awaits scat-nav*
Bebabedoobopbeebadeboo ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
Warning, Stroud and Gloucester ahead.

Yer not frum roun' eeze partz, innit, mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Oi!
less of that.

mind you i wasn't born round here.

and that more of a zummerzet accent you be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
Well, I was in born in Gloucester, and I am from roun' them parts. And I can confirm that some of the south gloucestershire accents do indeed sound a bit zummerzet like (go to the Forest of Dean, but move quickly), but the difference is, and pay attention here, people in Gloucester add 'mind' to the end of every sentence. Mind.

Anyway, true story about Stroud. I used to go a drinking down that way in my younger days and at one of the pubs was a patron who was so crusty (lots of crusties in Stroud, the five valleys funnel them into the town) that the only trousers he owned were ones fashioned from bar towels and safety pins. Every time one panel of his trousers got a bit worn he'd unpin it and pin on a new one from the bar. Mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
this is true.

stroud is a 'free town', but has a splendid farmers market, unfortunaly keith allen and his daughter live around here now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Don't they live in Amberley?
I used to like the Black Horse, but it's shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 19 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Lol, Poundstretcher
I remember when my local one closed decades ago. I hadn't seen one until I went to Dundee and I found one at the arse end of town practically surrounded by dual carriageway. it was neighboured by an abandoned "General George"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# your cat is in bristol
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Also available in green. Best used before their air runs out.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Lovely.
:D


*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# That song.
That song.

"Where a million fireflies could teach me how to dance ... "

It's the epitome of why I should be allowed out and to go on more killing sprees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# *unlocks cage door*
*hands over axe*

"A foxtrot above my head. A sock hop beneath my bed..."

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Just slide this in here.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# wtf?
well tested fireflies?

lully pic mate
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Oh, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well, I thought it may have come out a bit better
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Too plasticky.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I know
The face looks way to fake.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Nice shop
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Cameron's eyes are giving me pure-fear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ^ O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Emo-Cameron is terrifying indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# he's possessed by the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# 18 grand for the hat!
Wondered who would buy it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# The Americans seem to love it
they would pay that money any old tat the Royals would wear they would pay for - maybe we could sell advertising space on the Royals!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I would give 20p and a boiled sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
That'll teach him...."
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# The shoes and the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# The collar and cuff.
*doesn't understand*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# ^THIS^
*holds breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# *and* the make-up!
*holds breath*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Gah!
*still doesn't understand*

Please explain somebody....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES AND THE HAT AND THE MAKE-UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ahhhh.... I see.
*doesn't see at all but doesn't want to look stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I've had a proper spazz for it and came up empty-handed
Actually I'm struggling to remember who did them in the first place...was it Smallbrainfield?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Oh crap yes it was hahahahaha
Sorry FWM! I thought it was yorn!

It was a strip by SBF of the Beckhams.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# I think it's from Smallbrainfield's Beckhams
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Cheers Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# there you go
www.b3ta.com/board/9194414
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes, I remember that.
I remember that.Brilliant!

Thanks all for deconfusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He's made a fort!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's more than he deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# *not sure what's going on here-type comment*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Minder?
*age-showing comment*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# age you say?
There are a couple of badges in my profile you may like - I didn't make them but wear them with pride ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Haha, not quite there yet
though I do own a pipe and slippers already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprnJcN_m2A
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:57, archived)

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