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# Newsletter subject line compo
type a funny and win some ascii honey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Seeping into your inbox
Like pus through a week-old bandage.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Bin Laden sequal receives mixed reviews
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# SMASHING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A CANADIAN HOCKEY FAN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# M Khan is still bent
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
vintage :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# A406 / New Southgate bridge FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I finally found the entire series on DivX
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Excellent series
I got the radio shows too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I do not believe you wanted to do that.*
*Actually, you probably did, so it's an inappropriate reference.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# particularly as that was Harry Enfield
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh no, he's referenced the wrong comedy programme
What a personal disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Oh arsebadgers.
Clearly I meant, "Now there was no need, for that to happen".
Fucknuts to buggery.
*hangs head in mock shame that mocks you all really*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# That was Newman and Baddiel In Pieces
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Meh. run with it
Damn you Kropotkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Ohhh, Co-co.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# :)
It's ruined Christmas for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# And what with the accidental spluffing down your chminey last year, I just can't win...
*plans to sneak back into b3ta under cover of darkness and Ninja edit*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I'd forgotten how topical it was, especially the earlier episodes
spent the other night going "oh yeah, I remember that", and "hm, the 10 o'Clock Live team have really just ripped this off"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There was some great stuff in that series.
Henry Kelly? What a Henry Kelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Give Peas a Chance
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that on the same bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No, this is going North on the west side of the M25. Don't think that's where the 'M Kahn' one was.
Apparently (the legend goes) it just said 'Peas', the guy's tag, but it got changed when he was on trial for vandalism. Now it looks like something from the Countryside Alliance... :D

Edit: The M Kahn one was apparently on the North Circular.
Edit: Of London.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# That is not just a legend
I used to pass it every day and it did indeed start as just PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Many legends have a grain of truth.
I'm off to Santorini soon to see if I can bring back any super-advanced Atlantean technology. Or booze, the shits and an ear infection; whichever comes up first.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# GOURANGA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Now with added BitCoin Paywall
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's Ladies Day at b3ta - fight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha yeah.
Like there are any ladies on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah, and frankly
You in your crinoline doesn't really cut it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# You're just jealous because I look prettier than your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Well, there is that.
Didn't stop *you*, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# More swearing and mysoginy than a Duke Nukem Cosplay Convention
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Collecting internet rubbish for you WEEKLY
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# THIS.
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hand made Venetian Masks for Sale at www.clayed.blogspot.com
*crosses fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Nice try...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# well it's topical
and given his reputation for unpredictability it might just bloody work as a double bluff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Well, good luck to you, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. That'll be $2.99, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# congrats on the win!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# We're releasing a film: The men who stare at Goatse
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There ain't no party like a lemon party. Unless it's a melon party.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Imprisoned Facebook Juror has sentence extended after being found poking the guards
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# MY SPESH, MY SPESH, MY NEWSLETTER SPESH, LOTS A LINKS 2 KEEP IT FREEESSHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# FREE THIS WEEK...
Three words that rhyme with Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Darklord/Kenny Hawkes memorial edition
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# don't bother reading this, we're all going to die and nothing will be remembered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# What happened to the suave cunt we have all come to love?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Polyfilla.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# NEWSLETTER DELAYED DUE TO RAIN
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Zombie attack on Leicester goes unnoticed by locals
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# ZOMBIE ATTACK IN LEICESTER THWARTED BY ABSENCE OF BRAINS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# BBC announces less Doctor Who. No Shit Sherlock
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha you should be so lucky
you'll all be whining about the funny voiced Moriarty within the first 10 minutes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I was whining about him in the last 10, to be fair
Finding out Holmes' mortal enemy was 'Big Gay Al' turned out to be something of a let down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I didn't think he was the problem
as much as episodes 2 and 3 being lazy and shit versions of the quite good first one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I still carry
a photo of Jeremy Brett in my wallet. I won't accept any other versions while im still in mourning
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# good man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# If you can read this
you're not wanking hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Proving there's more to the internet than just porn
....perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# as gay as a greek riot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# You're thinking of Vancouver aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Is Friday the new tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# DEAD BATTERIES: FREE OF CHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *slap*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# contents may have settled in transit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^ this
has me giggling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Spang
that was painful

it would have been less painful had I not been holding a plastic lid in my hand when I facepalmed.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# My gift to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Oh, dear lord....
You should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Far from it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Greeks run riot in the streets. Thousands of plates left unsmashed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Just two young 'uns kissing amidst a flaming riot
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# HELP BEARDED TRAMPS - HOLD A FUND RAZOR
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# The Dalai Lama didn't find this funny either.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# now has 20% extra FREE newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Dalai Lama reveals that he hates pizza
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Athens and Vancouver turn to Kaiser Chiefs lyrics for further predictions.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Americans - Remember check his house first this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Your Weekly Weiner Scandal!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# DEER FAWNS UNDER EACH ARM? BAMBIDEXTROUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Celebrating anti jellyfish day with pride.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# As seen on Al Jazeera
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Well, Joss Stone said she wanted a hit in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
I can't help wondering if they were just disgruntled music fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Al-Quaida: living in caves yet still appoint a new manager faster than Aston Villa!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# not sure about the casting choice for captain america
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Pfft!
I wonder if anybody really does get the two of them mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I keep getting
Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds mixed up.

Is there a secret island where marvel and DC are cloning action movie stars now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
# you'd think if there was, they'd choose someone else to clone
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I keep getting Chris Evans and
a morbid sense of the ultimate futility of the exitence of humankind mixed up
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Oh, there's a whole section of society that could account for that
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# They shot a bunch of that round the corner from my old office.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
#
that homeless winos, students and other human trash
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# and chris evans
oh, i see you've already covered that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# You know the area then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# You've spoken about it before...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Such a happy place.
(acidgiant, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# All I wanted to do was to come to London and sell a dead nazi's head.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Keeps kids quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Ooops!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# He is already dead.
His eyes open only because of the low pressure at that height.

:^(
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# We'll just have to wait and see
if he gets up to anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I'm so high, call me your highness
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Whoopsy banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I had a vision this morning:
A kitten in a kettle.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# They get everywhere..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I had a vision this morning
It was the beardedwife in the nuddy walking to the bathroom. No pics of that. That's just for me :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] For Goats


(bloomin can is blurred)
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I'm finding this deeply disturbing.
That lass seems well into the goat, though.

Edit: Isn't that the Bouquet lass from For Your Eyes Only? Joe, where are you when we need you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Carole Bouquet?
Sadly not, although she'd do for now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Hmmm.
Really looks like her (from that era, you understand). That said, she's still looking pretty darn good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
#
That goat is into it!!
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# nah, goats will eat anything
out.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# What, like take away?
/puerile misunderstanding blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Is that the upl0ad go4t?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Whatever floats your goat, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# women love goat
you've potatoshopped that so well Im actually wondering if that's a real photo now
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# It's from a french anti-smoking campaign afaik
Ed: www.adpunch.org/entry/national-committee-against-tobacco-who-wants-to-kiss-a-smoker/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
indeed!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Sexy
She's gonna blow him right?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# related pea
which was done before his exploits off the course.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# yiff yiff grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# would!
the girl too!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ridley goes back to his advertising roots :)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Effin marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# brilliant
i sense an FP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Hehe
Happy John Hurt at the end is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# it's so bloody hard
getting a laughing photo of a younger John Hurt. I'm claiming a Long gestation period in my defence
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hehehe....
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# this needs to be made
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# This is the prequel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Bloody brilliant!!!
:D
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahaahhhhh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# haha
the joy on his face
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Haha!
I love m. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Best thing I've seen on b3ta in a while!
:D
*clickety click*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# The biggest compliment I can give
is that I expected to see Monkeon at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Following on from the huge roaring success
of my Fiona Bruce Forsyth, (haha, erm, whut?)
here's a Fiona Bruce Willis.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Nicely sir!!
Have a BenicioDelPitt


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# extraordinary!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# One of your finest creations, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers Whatto!
I DO find them simleaaar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Wonderfull
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Gosh.
That's really quite fascinating.

*monocles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Remains one of your very best, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Cheers JP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Steve Martin has more than a touch of the Shat about him...
in this context.

Maybe it's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Biffa Bacon's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# too thin.......
its his hot auntie
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Are yees callin' ma boird a pufter?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# i like a bit of ruff meself
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Zoolander!
this is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# My wife likes to use my masturbateur to play dice's game

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Haha!
I hope there will be a George Alagiah version in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
#
George Alagiah Michael J Fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Trust you to throw a spanner in the works!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# This pleases me.
I just hope the fryer uses the correct fat and not a wanking spanner version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# needs more mediocre
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# That's a real product? Really?
Can it be adapted for D&D 20 sided dice? Strikes me as the most likely market for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# don't be silly
if D&D players had one of those they would never get any roleplaying done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# That's why they would buy two!
Think about it...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# cubespunk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Blimey that's a quick wank!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Not as quick as me...
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# This is why i don't gamble
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I think that's the message, all gamblers are wankers?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I don't want to think about where the chorded white wand goes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I hope she washes it after.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Don't know why

But someone has grafted a hampton onto a poor lil kitty!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Awww! AWWWWWW! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*fluff asploshun*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
Poor little sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# mmm Sausages
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom
Nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Did you receive your mixed box of porkish wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I did!
It was really, really top grade. Some of the best belly pork I've ever had. Another order going in next week. Need some shoulder adding into the mix this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Righto, I will have to get me a box.
Although, my fridge freezer has just failed. :`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I'm not falling for their act.
Cats will soon rule this earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# After all
All our bases do belong to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I don't trust them.
Not for one second.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# can anyone do anything "lol" with this please?
i'm a bit... rubbish :(



Click for bigger (292 kb)
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# you're a bit...rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Oh Hilary, you've ruined Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Top idea! B3ta has long been lacking a funny looking face to shop onto anything and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# > Fuck Gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# >
Ha!

That'll learn ya.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# B B A A
START SELECT
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# pffft
slight TJ: are there any b3tans who are freelance DTP folk (ID/Frame)?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Doesn't Freebees do this sort of thing?
You should gaz him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# he does, but I dunno if he wants to work for the Client from Hell
I will ask him heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# hello
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I think it's you he's looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I love working with Hell clients
Depending on the work?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# it's a whole load of medical equipment manuals in 13(?) different languages
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I might be
but as I have no idea what any of those words or acronyms mean, I can't tell for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Then it's likely that you're not.
but I can't be sure because, what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Yes, it's probably all quantum.
I'd better get in a box with some poison. It's the only way to be sure if I'm a freelance DTP folk (ID/Frame) or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I can't see what that would prove
but then I'm not an MD, MRCS or MRCP folk.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# It must be nice to be certain about these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Is this sarcasm?
It's sarcasm isn't it?


I think it's sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# You can never tell these days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# shit
I'd better retract my ^ then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *opens photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Sure
I charge £100 per hour, plus 10% emergency call out fee. A minimum charge of £500 applies.
I will accept BitCoin at a 20% premium.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# You need the "Sore Spicks Deposit Dept"
Please queue at the next window.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Is she looking at your chonson? Is it staring up at her like a diseased mole rat? You dirty birdy.
(thegreatgondorf, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# it's fairly amusing as it is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
that's what she said... unfortunatley :/
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# What are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I'm batman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# No, that was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# That's good to know....
Ticks off list of things to know.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Why is that little girl sucking that man off?
You fucking pervert?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# When you posted this
were you hoping for pictures involving memes, violence, sexual abuse, bad aids or all of the above?
Because that's what you'd get on a good day, so I'm assuming you don't like this person.
Also, don't forget the internets is for life, deleting this doesn't actually delete it, the image hangs around the ether like a bad smell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
#
immortalised on b3ta... what better way to show you care?

:D
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Where's the effing horses ay?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Some effing horses right here
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/animals.horsesandcows.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# So
Many
Disturbing
Images...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I really need to update that website
I believe I haven't in a year or more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Be about it, young fellow-me-lad!
Shocking behaviour... *grumble grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Seamless
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Also, that women looks like "Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa!"
/badsantablog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# a less fit version, yes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
Aww that's my little daughter, she is no maddy I tell ya !!!
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I think you wanted /links --->
or /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# how's this?
Ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
excrement effort :)
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Smallbrainfield in the house today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I think the curse of Ray Quinn has passed to you, young sir.
/crumbles into dust
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Nah I'm just emulating.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# /reconstitutes
Damn, I thought I'd shaken it for a minute there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
#
likes !

easily pleased though :/
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
#
needs more spong, but good all the same :)
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
love this !!!
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I just had a little weep laughing so much.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
quite apt really...
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
# DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
#
8.(
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# My work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
#
i love you really :)
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# BONUS TRACK: LEAVE ME ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Tee.....
hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Many, many levels of wrong...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I know.......
I did it on my lappy using a trackpad so the edges are a bit clunky.....

sorry board!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# You drive a brown car, I'd wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I'd wager that said car was too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
hahahaha
(swank, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
#


Click for bigger (376 kb)
(Harry Knutts, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Widescreen indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# KEKEKEKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# that's no lady
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Careful now
Photobucket
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Myra Hindley?
;)

Edit: Forgive my abruptness, have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# This is awesome.
I've been trying to do the same of Hitler, but sadly I have all the artistic talent of a blind hedgehog. In a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# It's been said
Blind hedgehogs in bags are the most creatively gifted of all hedgehogs
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Ironically, your artistic talent is therefore similar to that of Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Simple yet artful
Have a houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Oh, I think we got ourselves
a *clicker*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# this is really nice
simple
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# hullo board!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# \o/
Not seen one of these in aaaaaaaages!

In fact...

*rummages*



There we go.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Fabulous!!
Yet sooo sad

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!
I love the way your foul little mind works!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Jafar!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Jafar! Get a grip!
*hurgh!* good grip!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# \o/
Not seen one of these for many a moon. Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# brilliant! Nice to see him (and you) back!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# ta!
I seem to have resorted to the occasional (re)lurking, though not intentionally!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# It's how he would've wanted to go
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# You would think he would learn...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Marvellous work! Hold the FP.
Just bought "The Decisive Moment" by Jonah Lehrer and it has similar button on front cover with the instruction, "Don't Press"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I bet someone presses it
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Well of course when I opened the package
I knew it was a mind trick thing so didn't press it........until I looked at it again later, Gaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# If only it had an embedded speaker
so that whenever you put the book on the shelf press the button it sounds a 4 minute warning.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# clicks
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
This has got to be one of my favs now!

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Now THERE'S the Earth-shattering caboom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# MARVIN THE MARTIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# IN ILL-FITTING PANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha!
That'll teach him!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Baobab of doooom

Hallo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# now, if that isn't a great name for a Metal Band
then you're a Dutchman, oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha,
splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# There's a gilt-edged 'Get Up and Glow' / transporter field opportunity going begging here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Arf!
Although, I don't fancy stirring neither Kirk's nor Spock's porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# It steadily releases energy -
- an unknown form of energy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Woo!
I mean FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# haha
Let that be a lesson to him
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Kudos...
Luuuverly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Wonderful, as always =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
Bloody fantastic, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# skills
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Marvel
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Beautifully strange
or strangely beautiful...either way, i'm gonna click
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Jaw droppingly good.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Haaa haaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# haha the stupid fudd, he'll never learn :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# This is fab. Woo and indeed yay!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Dat
Brilliat.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# fuckthatsgood :D
(herman:D, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Oh noes
I hope this isn't the last we see of him.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Modern Magritte II: 5 a day

Click pic for bigger. Hat tip to Royston on Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Simply wonderful!
*clicks*

Did you hear that R4 programme on him yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ooh, no. Cheers for heads up, will take a listen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# He would have been proud
:) WOO to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# If (newPost && user=Archie) print W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ahahaha
Needs more jam doughnuts. Jam is made with fruit, it's one of your five a day. JoeScaramanga said so. It must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha, I love Twitter :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# :O)
I knew you'd get it if I'd just written jam doughnuts but thought I'd elucidate for our B3ta chums
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha! great! although.....
ACID EROSION ALERT!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Great stuff!
I'm imagining the stringy end of the carrot just peeking out the bottom of his coat.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# woo! That is well good :D
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Brilliant work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Get some clothes on you silly fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# So is there some kind of Golden Ratio in the proportion of the mid-calf short to the full leg length then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
#
ratio shower
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
#
humourous strikethrough response

;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *vaguely appropriate reponse image*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Crikey,
Thass a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Very nicely done

If you're gay enough, you could be a fashion designer.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Well thank fuck someone finally covered him up
It was obscene!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah and that Michaelangelo's David?
Filth!

ffs I really should be doing some work rather than playing round here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Splendid!
Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# it's not the sound effect I'd use, but...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Ooo it's THAT picture again, but it's a regular posting it... How will the board react..?
You decide!
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# *awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Ooo it started out very posivitely but the naysayers are mounting a valiant late charge...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# sorry, I'm too busy saying "Daz" over and over in a Fonzie voice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *clicks Flame*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Decided to click Flame
this way I can do so anonymiouousiously

(actually it was just to get the two bars to be equal length)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Ooooh, Drbroon....
Living dangerously, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# satir3
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahafuck!
You should shop a gun where the packet of Daz is - lol
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# No racist comment in the subject line.
So I'm fairly okay with it... even though it's, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I still maintain that some images should never be on /board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# it's a comment on the hazy lines of b3ta-morality
rather than loldead
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# ^this, pretty much.
I've seen that one image ALL OVER the place; t-shirts, posters, I think Banksy had a go at it... it's only when you take it a step too far that it becomes bad. This, I'm not arsed with.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# yep
I just enjoy the strange dichotomy of the people who are so offended by certain pics, but themselves have no problems with posting pics of people with Down's Syndrome, where the only point is "haha, mongos are mongos" and similar stark hypocrisies. It's interesting.

This sums things up quite nicely www.b3ta.com/board/10449439
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Extreme doorstep challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Is he smugly shagging that croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# preparing it 'à la mode'
(he's American)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Mmmmm Croissants and cream!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Ah'm just fuckin dis custard.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# That's s funny-shaped winky
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# how can you wink with only one eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# The same way I can clap with one hand
I am a creature of many talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I approve of this smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# How wonderfully smug
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha this is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Baitman!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Haha!

And woo to the image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Cheers JP
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Serene.
I still find it amazing that there's an ashuall bat that catches fish and occassionally gets caught by them. (utube et al)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I say, do you take it up the arse per chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Good morning all you lovelies
and you over there *points*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# + 6 for use of QT logo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hehehe

I'm still laughing at my own image. The idea had been haunting me for the last two days. I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I genuinely thought I was having a nervous breakdown yesterday
when I found myself laughing hysterically at this: www.b3ta.com/board/10451073

There's just something about it that just makes me laugh like a drain :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Hahahaha wonderful

I did that too, once:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Would...
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# :oD
It was one of those pictures I was fully intending to do a significant amount more to.

But when I dropped the SMG head onto the source it just slotted so neatly into place it seemed a shame to take things any further.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# And you were right to do just that.
I salute you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# You had me at "when I dropped the SMG head"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# SMMMMMMMG
HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# By coincidence
I've just seen an ancient ep of Married with Children.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# FEESH!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# FISH is: A BADGER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Seams so...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

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