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"CFB"

Started thinking about this when the image challenge suggestion was made - didn't come up but meh.

Clicky for hugeness (280k ish)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# :D
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# hehe ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Haha!
*Spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# cheers Jahled
how are teh big cats?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Off to tickle their ears tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I hope you'll take a few photos!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Very nice
Needs more moon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# we like da moon
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha *clicks hard*
fantastic drawing mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# cheers!
lots of potential in this subject. Jobs for Daleks etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahah, brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# cheers Lordy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Heapsort featuring bee and daisies

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Excellent, now do Eldonsort
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# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
# :D
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# I don't understand these...
but I don't care because I have a new hat!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# tis a nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I like hats,
everyone should wear a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Is that a top hat fez i see before me
i hear all the cool kids are wearing them
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# It is and yes, they should!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# mind piss
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# * slips over in the mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Aww
I have no head for it.

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Wobbwy Bwoke is Hunting wabbits
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# blimey how long did that take??
'tis a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# the bee/daisy renderer took a couple of hours yesterday afternoon,
knocked up a heapsort in about half an hour after I got home from work today.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
# "ages" would have sufficed
it gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# in case you missed it,
Previously on BeeSort
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I did so ta!!
I've never seen a bee fly backwards before - clever
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# I've seen seagulls fly backwards on windy enough days.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:04, archived)
# ylf
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Once again,
I love these. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
# I'm glad to see you're keeping this up ^^
There's exists no such bunch of flowers that cannot be sorted by a bee
(Roxon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Heap good!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M BAAAAAACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# i don't do subtle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha
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# "Spongebob gets nude role in Advertising Job - Friend, Patrick is said to have landed Chocolate contract."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# beats patrick's new job as a multi-user buttplug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Cuntsponge.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I think it's called a mimsymop
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# We need to register these names as a trademark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:03, archived)
# As an inventor
that should be easy for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Right now, I'm too busy eating jellybean molecules

but I'll get right on it after I've registered the Dickbrush™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# This is clearly very, very racist.
Why would you post this?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# This would make a wonderful username.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I dare you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Errr.. I'm too much of a coward ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
# \o/ - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# sod it, i'm changing back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
#
How about fanny-chamois!!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I take it you've never had Thrush then
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# yes i have
i'm simply being obtuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# "Ahaha, 'thrush'"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Tell us about it, Flowerpot.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# All I know is that it's a fungal infection
and the itch is sometimes unbearable.
Oddly it happens in a dry environment so menopausal wimmins are prone to it.

I intend to avoid ever getting it by not living in a desert :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# The archenemy organisation of The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_from_U.N.C.L.E.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# They're one of my favourite prog bands
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Cunt cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# and you've been having art lessons as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# no. no i haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)
# needs more punch
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)
# My face definitely does.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# * Logs on
* Oh FFS
* Logs off
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Facial feminization surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Spongebob cunt pants
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)
# there's a nasty side to him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)
# the scouring pad side :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Plunge the clunge sponge
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# i'm going to hull

DE-RIS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Fuck him.
I never liked Jackass and I've no sympathy for cunts selfish enough to take another's life through their own stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# i'd say "that's a bit harsh"
but i don't care enough, as cunty as that sounds.

EDIT: i do realise he was probably brunt to a crisp, so the picture doesn't really nmake sense, but then again, even if his body was in "good nick", it would still be ridiculous to try and pretend he's alive.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Are they, by any chance, related?
I think we should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
# i saw the comparison while searching for a pic of him
quite uncanny, he also looks like a fatter version of my brother.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# pfffttttt...
what a jackass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
# at least he went out with a bang
shame about the passanger, who to be honest, must have been a total fuckwit to get in a car with someone who's been drinking.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
# indeed.
i wonder if they will include the footage in the Jackass 4 Movie.

to be honest, it's a wonder one of them hasn't been killed before this time, i always expected it to be Steve '0' as he's said before that he'll not see 40.

perhaps it was the car getting it's own back for him sticking his little brother up his ass in the first movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# saw a car crash this morning, while we're on the subject
rover 45 totally smashed and wedged under a lorry, i tried to find it on a welsh news site, but all i found was some news about a cow that got stuck in some mud :/
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# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
it's what he would have wanted

FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# i dunno, going out in a drunken fireball doesn't sound the best way to go.
i hope to crash a light aircraft into a mountain range after losing control while making love to identical twin playboy bunnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# nice meal, bottle of wine while watching a film, doze on the sofa
never wake up (if I got the choice)

I'm an old romantic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# The film: Three men and a baby

That is a nice way to go really. You've been thinking this though
*steals plans*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# They got it on video man, it's going to be in the next jackass.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# This ^
what a fine tribute
HE IS EATING SIK WIV DA ANGLES NOW XXX

He looks a bit like me, actually... I need a shave!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I think I've shopped him once, but I didn't know who he was


4EVA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
who's the fuck is the fail billy idol lookalike on the left?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:43, archived)
# fail Billy Idol?
you mean Billy Idol shirley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahahaha, indeed.
does he have any other hits apart from 'white wedding' and 'rebel yell' ?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# 'I shat in a community saftey wardens hat'
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# ' that spaz pete bennett from big brother is my son'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
#
I thought neuromacer was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I have no idea
It was a picture of the pope visiting George Dubya, is all I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# was he the one who was good on a skateboard?
should have stuck to that.

I will NEVER forget Dave England making Omelette...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# no, he was the only one who couldn't skate, i think
well, that's what he gets for not being a team player.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Vomlette
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# that's the one
"and next week - pizza"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I could never understand the appeal of the Jackass movies
now some bloke from those movies dies in a terrible and probably reckless accident taking the life of another as yet unidentified person.
All I can think is "Meh, what a stupid twat!" and I feel only slight remorse for the unnamed other person who may have been as equally drunk as the driver and therefore in no fit state to challenge this Jackass.

The only thankful thing is that they only managed to kill themselves and no innocent motorist/pedestrians.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I could copy and paste every word of this
to express my own view
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# i have fond memories of when it first started
i was having a bad trip on mushrooms because i got chased by a grumpy old guy,
so i went back to my garage and popped on jackass which my friend had taped because he was the only one who had sky and it wasn't on terrestrial tv at the time,
and it distracted me from the horrible wall movements.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:05, archived)
# You lived in a garage? Now that's pure grunge!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaha
i probably will be soon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I don't doubt this at all

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# the cunt deserved it
anyone stupid enough to go out get pissed then post on twitter that he's driving home deserves what he gets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
#
go out get pissed then
that he's driving home
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity endorsment heaven!


seams fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Ten Chin
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Orange you glad you drank some ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# yes it was very apPEALing
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# ^ Taking the pith
I'm getting a feeling of deja vu here.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That's OK . . . it's happened before . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Good things come in pears
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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# NAILED IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Fruity!
Don't they want to demote fruit juice so it's no longer one of your five-a-day because of all the sugar?

And should I repost/compo my bumcorkscrews pic sometime? Or have people seen it too often?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
# very nice
課ぷ利寸


trying to learn Japanese and everything i see turns into hirigana
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Fireflash!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Wow! Those are awesome! Atomic-powered and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Thunderbirds = Awesome
And no, there was no live action movie made in 2004. There wasn't; and it certainly wasn't directed by Jon Frakes.

Anyway, it's all good, because there is a new CG Thunderbirds coming soon. \o/

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u9HV_8Sh1U Now, that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I'm guessing that it's going to A-bomb-a-nation . . . just a wild guess . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Dr Heiter takes up aricraft design...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Pull up . . . your landing gear's down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# I'm just winging it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Pull down . . . your landing gear's up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Escherplane
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# That's no plane!

*checks watch*
*checks plane*
*checks fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# *writes check*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# *checks in the mail*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
# noice

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Top Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# this made me chuckle more than it should do
great mouth / face angle matching algorithm!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# haha :)
Tj : just heard Ryan Dunn from jackass has died in a car crash
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Drink driving, so they say...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# yea? fuckin eejit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# And he seemed so level-headed from his TV work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# he was one of the sane ones, then you see him drink
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-koAsw4gTE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# God I feel physically ill watching that...
/nasty tequila experiences blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# *shudders*
this

It must have been scary seeing that take effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i did a half bottle in one for 30 quid...never touched the stuff again
the dt's are terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# It has a kind self-cure quality about it.
Do too much of it, and the smell alone is enough to be hurl-inducing.

Must admit I still like a decently made Margerita, though. I guess all the other stuff in it dims the Tequila taste ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# This, however is a superior tequila...
www.milagrotequila.com/

I can drink this neat without the shudder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Whoever designed that website
Should have all their fingernails pulled out with pliers.

Edit: Nice bottle design, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# no idea who did it
it would have been an agency
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# That's for sure...
UX by Stevie Wonder Functionality Consultants.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
# It's horrid!
Just choosing your country of residence is a bit of a lottery
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# fucking hell
what a role model ._.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Jesus, that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# It's always the quiet ones
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Yup, a true jackass.
ll-media.tmz.com/2011/06/20/0620-ryan-car-assetr.jpg Not much left of the GT3.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# oh shit :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Bloody hell!
You'll not be getting out of that without a bit of chafing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Simon Brint has died too.
Who?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13845248

None of those little pictures that show you where to put your fingers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTJPm3H7xNY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# And yet we're left with Roland Rivron.
Is there no justice on this earth?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# ^haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
He wrote the music for the Harry Enfield sketch 'English for aliens'.
That tune stayed in my head for years.
(eviluncledon quit lurking to post this on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I don't remember it
and I daren't look it up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# it's ok
he was Ginger he has no soul
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# But on a lighter note...
in other news
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
# haha
he looks like Popeye
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless pearoast
(boojangle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Haha!
Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# and in other news...
Night night Ryan Dunn
"Always in our Farts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# FUCK!
:`(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# "I wear a top hat fez now. Top hat fezzes are cool."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# *wholeheartedly endorses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I need to get one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# YES! YES! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Top Hat Fez and Dickie Bow combo fashion exellence award 2011.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# We need to make the Top Hat Fez the official Hat Of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
with added compulsory B3ta bash attire amendment.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Are you sure?
That might be dangerously sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# The best kind of sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Anyone know a friendly
and preferably mad, hatmaker?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Poor ol' Dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Fezervoir Dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# get the fuck out of final cut you nasty bastard


Click for bigger (325 kb)

i did some colour correction so now it even looks worse.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# sarlacc pit?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# ^ this
worryingly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# No need to worry, Grunty.
One of the droids has got your lightsaber ready for you to summon at any given moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Wish the bloody temperature around here was a bit closer to
Tatooine's, rather than the relentless overcastness with intermittent showers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Well, you know what they say. "If life gives you relentless overcastness with intermittent showers, make lemonade."
(Although this works best for people who really, really love home-made lemonade. Made out of relentless overcastness with intermittent showers.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I'm intruiged as to whom the 'they' might be in this scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Why, the experts, of course. You big silly.
www.metoffice.gov.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# They are dead to me since Tomasz Schafernaker left their employ.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Well, make the soft drink of your own choice out of the prevailing weather conditions.
Just don't come crying to me if it turns out unpalatable or insufficiently sparkling.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Rather the way I like to describe Basingstoke
and, of course, when I say 'like'...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
I love making you laugh, JPG. I really do.
Sometimes, I just wish I... could.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# TOOF PASTE
(waxdart hello., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# What the who of the where, now?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# MarkP0rter has this horrible picture of some kid's manky teeth
he keeps showing it to us, I don't know why

maybe he's getting off on it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# That's a worrying thought...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
#
sad fact is: I don't have pictures. I've got a lot of footage of it which I have to edit together to make a nice movie for a dentist. Now there is NO after shot- like before and after. only the kid with it's nasty teeth. no matter how i cut the stuff it remains to be gross and im pretty frustrated right now. so instead of finding a solution for this work related problem I just escape to b3ta.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Accurate sig.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# you sick fuck
i first thought it was some diver. had to get close to the screen to see it. ning
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# You really ought to floss more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] the lowest form of wheat is a bun


Click for bigger (148 kb)

(MC_Histamine, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# If I click for bigger
my fucking desk will break.
(waxdart hello., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# is the top one Vanessa Feltz or a drag act?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# one and the same, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Fetch the Prius and a Croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Only if it's chocolate
Normal croissants are just boring
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# it's hard to be smug with a chocolate croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Not really
You just paint a smile on your face with the melted chocolate.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Here lies Paul P, 1982-2011. "It's hard to be smug with a chocolate croissant."
(Sorry, no idea why epitaphs sprang to mind. Even less idea of the year of your birth.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# No I'm happy with 1982
Lets keep it at that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Actually, "I'm happy with 1982, let's keep it at that" has quite an appealing ring to it.
I might pinch that one for myself, since you don't seem to require it at the moment (and long may that continue).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I wonder if I can use b3ta as prove of id and get my birth certificate rolled back a few years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Of course you can.
You'll need one of those fancy new-fangled battery-powered "portable computers", though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Portable you say
*Twist moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well,
*waggles eyebrows knowingly* you'll need a fuck of a long extension cable otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# unless you're sitting out on a balcony with one
pointedly ignoring a red car turning left
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# This was a chocolate croissant



/fascinating true story blog
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha,
tell us about how you set up the photo/model.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# feltch the what?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Feltch - The act of sucking semen out of someone's ass and then belching in satisfaction
???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# There is a town in Massachussets called Felchville.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# is it prone to flooding?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Its sticky slimy swamps constantly produce noxious gases.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Is it anywhere near Mianus?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# best you never see.
(waxdart hello., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Boo.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
proper lols!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# She look a proper little madam!
*Click*...and...helloooo Moleypoos, well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hallo Ninjapotamus!
I'm good thanks a bit knackered after a heavy weekend but muddling along nicely... How's about you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# All good ta, may I pop this here?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# You are Dogbomb.
AICMFP.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I'm betting that's a hair-do
that could only be born of some odd mid-western US cult/ religion
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# nice spaniel ears!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I told the pizza place no anchovies
Why did she turn up and deliver anchovies?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I'll have them
I love anchovies, me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# FUTURE RETRO GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# What is it?
Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# =)))
She really has the most awesome eyes, very alien
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# My god!
I though that was part of the shop! Bloody hell! Very hypnotic even.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
#

Click for the Full Sequence
My Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Despite the prima facie evidence that he's in the process of relieving himself, Terry's still dancing about like he's absolutely gagging for a piss (despite gagging on piss).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I thought it was Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha! Great stuff.
Cock hammer.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# He's right pissed!
In other news: I just got stung in the lip by a bee, it managed to get the inside of my lip?!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Insidious, infiltrating fuckers.

(Hope the pain wears off swiftly)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
And thanks, it seems to have subsided some what, although it's still quite swollen.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Next time you see that bee, kick its fucking teeth in.
And its back doors.
That'll learn it some manners.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Top Tip
When bees start chasing you... don't scream.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I was just walking along minding my own...
when blam! little sod flew into me! the last time I got stung (16 years ago) was on my right eye lid ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's bad luck.
The kind of bad luck that makes a man look anxiously back over his shoulder before pulling his foreskin back.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Oh, you may laugh now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# everyone needs a hipcock flask
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Outstanding
keeeeerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Marvellous stuff!
Hope you don't mind if I pea this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahah wou...
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
much arffage
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Oh gods =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Clip-on tie
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hah
fuck, zwinkies, in 10 years time the kids won't believe that shit went on.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# i just saw this on the popular page and it got my biggest LOL of the week!
Spectacular! Frontpage iiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# the most disturbing and arousing thing i have seen today.
i expect you to have court papers served and be sectioned by this time tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# that'll be off youtube before you can whistle
which is an enormous shame.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# "without"
Frame 1
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Bah!
Your pedantry was swifter than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# oh, f**k.
*edits*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I think you missed a "without" in the first panel.
:EDIT: Dammit Mofaha! >: <
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# IE9 is better than the latest Firefox.
In my humble opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# nonsense, Chropefari is best
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I quite like Firefox 4
IE9 just seems to have copied features from Chrome and Firefox anyway.
(Much like iOS5 has from Android)

*Quickly goes and hides under rock to avoid fanboy flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Not a fanboy of any of them myself.
Although I have predominantly used FF, Chrome was an instant uninstall.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Really!!
I never really gave Chrome a chance. It seems pretty quick and well laid out, but I have a lot of plugins for Firefox and am familiar with its shortcuts and preferences.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I appear to be using Firefox 5
seems more stable than 4
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# firefox is shit, I'm clinging on for dear life to my mozilla based flock browser
but even they've gone now :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# What's the problem with Firefox?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I don't like the look of it, it changed to much for my liking.

their time as web browser of choice stopped as soon as I found the mozilla based flock.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah, the layout now is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# even flock went that way, horrible browser design....then they closed doors last year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# You know the old layout is about four clicks away, right?
Because it's Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I have just tried about 40 clicks.
Cannae find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# View -> Toolbars,
Tick Menubar to hide the Firefox Button, untick Tabs On Top to put the tabs back below.
Customize for moving Stop/Refresh and Home around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Haha, thanks.
I feel even more retarded than usual now.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# To be fair, it's not explained very well.
And if PluginContainer is giving you trouble, it may be worth disabling any plugins you don't use (Silverlight, Quicktime, Java etc) in Addons Manager. All PluginsContainer does it house these things so they don't bring everything else down if they crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Done and done, thanks again!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# plugincontainer.exe is pure fucking gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# it makes everything slow, it's like dancing in mud with 2 hippos on yer feet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Camino is pretty good.
Edit: *slaps self* Sorry, Mac only. me being an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Communicator 4.71 FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Nonsense!
IE 4 FTW
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Netscape
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Mosaic
Get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# is it crap then?
I've no experience of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I still only know 3 or 4 people that use Macs (yes that includes you Bobs)
are they really that market dominating?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# If things continue the way that they are going; I can see Macs taking over from PCs over the next 10 years.
Apple hardware is everywhere and as most PCs have M$ sh*t smeared all over them from the get-go, people will start leaning toward the former as first choice for purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Google could easily be market leader within 10 years
I would say they were a more familiar brand to most people and their chromebooks are out any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I think the whole "cloud" thing is ultimately doomed.
Would you trust your work 100% to an external location?
F**k that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# It's just a fad, you know, all the cool kids are doing it.
I agree, although for non-important/work stuff it's good, especially for all those with tablets with only 16/32gb.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# One huge issue is that big businesses in the US mainly use PCs
and the costs of retraining staff and replacing software is prohibitive. Inertia is a powerful thing.

Ah, posted this in the wrong place.
Cloud computing is another thing altogether. I think the real issue with that is that you'll lose control of almost every part of your work process, from the software you use to the availablilty of your resources. I'm too paranoid to feel comfortable with that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Why would you put 100% of your work in one place?
All google stuff can be saved locally/backed up to disks if you want
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# It's not just about files...
the "vision" is that your workstation will just be a terminal... even the software you use will be in the cloud, and you'll pay for access per session. It's about control of resources.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Oh fuck, does catnippp know about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Go ahead and laugh.
That's exactly what the lizards want you to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I like a certain aspect of that
especially as Google make more and more stupidly expensive things obsolete for the average user (like MSOffice)

If I could avoid the overpriced subscriptions that I am forced to pay for Autodesk products, or have a pay as you go version I'd be quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Hahah MSOffice is obsolete?
Try handing an non-Office text or spreadsheet file to a business client over here.

Also, it simply is not credible that prices would go down if software was in the cloud. You'd be in a position where your progress on a task could be effectively held to ransom because you don't own the means of production (there, I said it). It's naive to think that companies would not take full advantage of that position.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# well it's made my life easier
instant conversion of stupid docx files and all that sort of thing.
Plus obviously being able to get on with work even if I'm working in a strange office on someone else's computer without having to try and convince the IT twat that a portable hard drive isn't a security risk. lovely stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Trust me, I'm not advocating for MicroSoft or their fucking horrible products.
The reality of my situation though is that everyone I deal with uses MS, so I have to.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Gah!
They said the internet was just a fad and will disappear soon enough.

Just think, I loves my dropbox I do. That's the first step!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
#
Nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# A few years back, the ipod appeared.
Then the iphone and now the ipad. Apple is asserting itself and becoming more and more prominent.
M$ leads NOW, no argument, but will they in the future?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# In terms of desktops
I think they'll continue to dominate for many years to come. They're so thoroughly entrenched, particularly in businesses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I agree
Unless you have a specific app that uses a Mac, the Windows PC will stay dominant. You don't see Mac servers and the like on the market in the same way you see MS ones. If they have Windows servers, they'll stick with windows PCs and the multitude of existing software for them.

Then there is gaming...
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# There are reasons why a lot will not go to Apple
Take their approach to apps. If they don't want you to install it, you can't. And when people tried to jailbreak their phones to install non-Apple approved apps, they were attacked by Apple lawyers. Its your device, but they won't let you do what you want with it.

Support wise is terrible too. They ended support for iPhone 3 less than two years after they stopped selling it. Most mobile contracts are 2 years these days. So people are stuck with phones that Apple refused to protect from ongoing mallware threats.

And as for viruses...
(Wize, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:25, archived)
# So what's your take on Macs then?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I've used them for over a decade for doing music production and photography capture (massive files)
The good thing about them is they are super stable and when everynow and again an application goes a bit pear shaped it holds its hands up right away rather than doing the MS 'no, no, everything's fine, honest no really, nothing wrong here' ... However, when it comes to ipods/pads/phones they can go and fuck themselves...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I have no problem with that at all
I have an old generation iPod and I just use it as that. But I don't mind when people criticise Apple for that kind of stuff.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# When my Macbook broke (they did fix it for free when it was out of warranty) and I went to one of their shops........
Fuck me...it's frightening.... borderline Scientology convention...
shudder..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# It's the cult of the mac
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# hands up right away?
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/05/25/apple_acknowledges_macdefender/
(Wize, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:28, archived)
# apple mac - great for graphic design
apple anything else - utter shit with a short life span.

pc - don't have any problems apart from updating graphics cards every few years
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Damn right about graphics cards
particularly for fussy gamers like me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# depends..
every design department i've worked in over the last 15 years has been mac dominant. i've been mac at home for the last 10, as have more of my mates than not, and last week, unprompted by me (though probably influenced by using my macbook while staying with me) went out and bought a new iMac to replace her windows pc.

macs have their faults, but as a dual platform user, with a windows desktop for my cad systems, i tend to be the only person who has to call for the IT dept to clean up, and it's only ever my PC.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# If only using Apple products didn't make me want to destroy the entire universe starting with the stupid goddamn fucking one-button mouse piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# did you not sell your belongings and upgrade to the PC like 2 button or the 3rd mortgage strokeable mouse?
I'm sorry, you're not rich enough to get the most out of our products, please only enter the apple store with this paper bag labelled "leper" on your head from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# It's only ever when I've been freelancing in an office
and they say "we've only got Macs here" and then it takes me about 20 times longer to do my job because it's like working with one hand tied behind my back while the "user-friendly" OS does its level best to hide all the files I've been working on

It's like using a computer designed by a retarded cretin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# You're serious, aren't you?
So you never found the 'files created today/this week / month etc' one-click search that's built into any finder window?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'm serious
I just want to see a file tree. I really don't understand why Apple have such an aversion to showing me one.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Sorry, I'm really not trying to be contrary.
But Finder windows do use list/tree views:
km.support.apple.com/library/APPLE/APPLECARE_ALLGEOS/HT2470/304725_02.png

That's what I have set as default, as I agree with you, it makes finding stuff much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# But then you go to find another file location, perhaps to copy something
and it loses where you were before so you have to go through the whole rigmarole again

I can feel my blood rising just imagining it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hang on a minute...
The one-button mouse thing is way old news. They've been shipping with multi-touch mice for ages. Also, like upgrading the shit headphones you get bundled with MP3 players, if you've got any chops at all, you'll buy a decent 3rd party wireless mouse.

Like my trusty Logitech, loyal little beasty that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Not in any office I've ever had to work on one in
Also, whoever designed their "Finder" thing wants shooting in the fucking head
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# You work in 1992
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I wish I did
fags would be cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ABSOLUTELY
and their keyboards have no Home and End keys!!

Mainly they are like the US... Far too insular and protective.
Their way or the highway.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# What is this - The Daily Mail Accuracy Club?
wsnet.colostate.edu/cwis13/product_images/MB110LLA.jpg

Home and end keys... ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Oh! Sorry...
I was only basing that knowledge on Mac book Pro keyboards.
(The ones with the unibody cases)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# :)
The reason I'm always packing a full-scale external keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# A Hash key on the Mac Book pro would be nice.
I still don't know where it is! Um...!@ยฃ$%^&*()_+-={}[]:;"'|\,.?/# Ah there it is!
Alt 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I still think it's scandalous
that people pay so much for an ipod and get the crappiest fucking earphones ever supplied with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# People who buy iPods are, quite frankly, idiots
and deserve everything they get
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# My current mp3 player is acting up.
Any suggestions on what to get?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I have an 8Gb Sony Walkman
it's a little beauty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I remember the days when all they used was that ghastly atrac3.
I will have to do some research.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Sansa Clip+
With Rockbox installed
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Oooh sounds intriguing, danka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, all dedicated MP3 players should die...
As almost all smartphones nowadays can play music and video, why carry around 2 things, just upgrade to a modern phone and scrap the extra unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I don't want a smart arse phone, maybe if it sucked my cock I'd get one.
But until then...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# But they don't turn you into a smart arse.
Google maps on your phone is worth 'the price of admission' alone and then if ya don't wanna use anything else just have a shiny new phone.
Most non-'smart' phones can play MP3s too nowadays, so it's just common sense to merge devices.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Google maps & Locations on my htc are both shit
Worked better on my old Nokia N95
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Very true.
There's a guy in the office here who carries a Blackberry, iPod, 2 iPhones and an HTC (which is very lovely, incidentally).
I guess he's keeping his tailor in employment by the amount of pockets he must wear out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Oh dear.
I carry a phone and a small mp3. Hardly weighs me down and I don't need a utility belt!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# ^THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
I don't care if they've improved them since. They had their chance, the one time I was forced to do a bit of photoshopping on a mac about 5 years ago and they blew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Chrome all the way
Never had a single problem with it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# pssst
not a unique award ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING SHITHAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Becker just called him a girl during Wimbledon commentary.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Isn't that dead yet?
The Mighty Wanker, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I like Noel Fielding.
He reminds me of a girl I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree with this
Writing cross-browser code is easy until...


...IE6, 7, 8, and now 9. I wonder if they'll get it right with 10*
*doubts
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I call bullshit
Android is trouncing apple on the smart phone front and Windows is on most PCs with *Nix taking the remaining server market.
As for apple hardware the macs now all use intel hardware.
It's a product without a use, Try Ubuntu it has a similar interface and is free
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I tried Ubuntu, I needed therapy afterward.
I was going to do a Linux+ course to go with my other certs, just haven't gotten round to it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# I really dislike Ubuntu
Give me Solaris unix anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# tommorrow's Mmilk?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Erm..
yeah, why not.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You've created a milk time paradox, that's why!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# mmilk timme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# why are milk floats generally electric?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# because the cow's got the udder.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# so they are quiet and don't wake sleeping customers
also stop/starting is easier on a battery than petrol/diesel engine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Is that why paedophiles use electric cars aswell?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# with velvet tyres
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ahh
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# You mean instead of using the methane from the cows?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Because steam, while all kinds of ace, is really quite inefficient, and
nuclear power just still a wee bit expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# what am I having for breakfast tomorrow?
also - I heartily recommend Butter's Terry Wogan animation over on /Links

edit: and up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Ronnie Soak I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# An Arty design poster I saw but this is all I could think when I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Just can't get enough of your smug, baby.
You give smug a bad name.
It must be smug, smug, smug.
That's the power of smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I'm a cowboy, on a stel horse I ride
I'm wanted smug or alive

/doesn't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I'm easily amused by swapping 'love' for 'smug' in song lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Smug is the drug that I'm thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# It works with band names as well
Rage against the Smug
Cradle of Smug
Smug Cunt
Smug Shop Boys
Smug Order
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I like to swap 'love' for 'lunch', and 'money' for 'monkey'.
Monkey's too tight to mention...
Whole lotta lunch
I don't care to much for monkey, monkey can't buy me lunch

etc
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# :)
You can't hurry lunch, no you just have to wait
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# Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Money)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Now I feel 120% motivated.
To be smug.
I think I might go down the park later on, and smirk at some pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# possibly buy an apple product or take a Prius on a test drive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Yeah, that and that.
A quick 9 holes, swing round to pick up the trophy missus, and then sample the taster menu at that delightful new gastric pub off the B1138.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# then head outside to bang the waitress before desert
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# and then drive home in the
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

/Top Gear blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# sorry I can't pay love
I left my wallet in the Jaaagggg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# We value your opinion extraordinarily highly.
What's the best word to use to describe a Jaguar motor car?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Wrong
A Jaaaaaaaaaaaag has less horsepower than a Jaaagggg which has more gg's
(TitanLX, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
*must remember to do a "spang" pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Bin drawin' spooky stuff

In the mood to draw something else, now.
Suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Phantom squirrel with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# a rhinoceros wearing pants as a hat
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Hanging out the back of a lady giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Not quite a giraffe, but...
www.b3ta.com/board/10309752#post10309754
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Killer sprouts
possibly furry
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# So: Sprouts past their use-by date?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Rotting lamb in the shape of a rutting man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# love that :)

denizens doing experiments
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Goat cheese molecules
having a bit of a hard time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Steven Spielberg's facial reaction to being called Hitler by Megan Fox
that or the weetabix skinheads shooting the rice crispies elves with a spam cannon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Lovely ideas, both.
Although, being a pernickety cunt, I'd prefer to see the Weetabix skinheads stamping, remorselessly and repeatedly, on the heads of the Rice Crispies elves, without firearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ok, how about
facially raping them with their spam cannons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Well, if that's the price of peace, we can shake hands on it.
(Come on, though; just a couple of crafty knees to the bollocks while those in charge are looking the other way, eh? There's a tenner in it for you)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Why did Megan Fox call him Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# because he asked her to learn her lines or something outrageous on Transformers 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# ..and he gassed an old Jewish couple. Accident apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# She had lines in TF2?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Well she didn't have any curves...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Don't you mean Michael Bay?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# The ghost of Vanessa Feltz...
glumly stuffing her sad fat apparitious face with doughnut's she can no longer taste by the light of a half opened fridge...and maybe an owl.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
#
farm3.static.flickr.com/2521/4089599780_bee71b67af_o.png
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# get out of my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
# and into my bed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# The concept of Hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# a spindle axle spigot a me thing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Friendly Ghost
A very friendly ghost
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# A rock concert on board a cheap flight headlined by Manchester united's most hirsute adulterer
"Hairy Ryan Gigs Ryan Air Gig"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# barry white dusting
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Following on from Batmobile, Batglider and Batcycle.
The BatSegway
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Aww so deserving..
(acidgiant, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# *checks time*
*goes merrily back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *tries to save thread.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Ah, so you've been subjected to the "Triton Showers" advert on Talksport, too.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# *checks image*
*checks watch*
*checks into the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# *checks bunker, sees crowd, orders pizza*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE GAY SHIFT*





*Please use lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *checks watch*
Hang on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
#

(It's a jolly graf in a yellow saabmarine, it's somehow always on topic.)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# What colour matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

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