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Freeblake....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

*checks watch*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

*wrecks catch*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

*crotch wretch*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

*cross retch*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

Czech's watch

A memento from a spy I killed in the early 80s.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)

*finds it's now a small fish*

It's surrealist time!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

you star :)

EDIT: d'awww, mini chevron :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

Ha ha! Yes!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

Hahahah, top shop

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

:D:D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

this is always funny

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

FREEDOM!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

NOT WITHOUT STRIFE

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

NOT WITHOUT FYFFES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)

hahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

FIGHT FOR FUCK

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)

Hahahahaha chuffin AWESOME!

Freebase officially pwned by dayshift :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

I 'ATE YOU, FUCKLAH!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

I LOLed

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)

Marvellous!

That's getting a *click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

:D

*Clicked*

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

Hahahahahahaha....(breathe)...hahahahahahaa!

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

I 'ATE YOU FLANBASE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

that was unexpected

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)

it works almost too well

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)

Hahaha

click

(herman:D, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhh FUCK YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

Mountains

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

Boobs.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

*looks for Ethel on his shoulder*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)

hahaha!

This is great :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

I feel like I wanna join in...

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

DESTROY

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

Oof!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

it was for the "make war fluffy" challenge

which makes it a little better, morally, than apropos of nothing. I cling to my straws of rationalisation!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

Indeed, it does make it less ouchy.

Very neatly done, though!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)

ta, muchly :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)

All ^ brilliant.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)

Not quite of the standard of the Fender one that was entered earlier, but I needed a diversion.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

POAP!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

PPOAP!

My word. What is this board coming to when people think that they are just free to take a portion of an image, maipulate it slightly, and introduce it to a different image resulting in a different message or context of said images.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

DISGUSTING!

Won't somebody please think of the children?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

*awaits inevitable cascade of smutty responses*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

*Obliges*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

*Oubliettes*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

*gillettes*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

*chuckles in spite of self*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)

I can't since they've put me on the register

:(

Damn fucking alzheimer's society

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

MBOAP!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Tastes like cats' piss.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

I have absolutely no idea what I was thinking.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

haha - i like it - was that picture taken in sellafield?

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

Looks a bit

tongue tied

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

speaking of the highlands....

Pixar's Brave, first fuzzy look at the poster www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/braveposter.jpg
well excited

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

See also a couple of screen grabs

from the teaser trailer preceding Cars 2 in the US:

www.aintitcool.com/node/50080

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Interesting, it

looks almost painted.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)

Paint is any liquid, liquefiable, or mastic composition

which after application to a substrate in a thin layer is converted to an opaque solid film, or the digital mimicry thereof.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

that's concept art, not the teaser itself

although hopefully it won't be too disimilar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

I was thinking that

but then I thought how awesome it would be if they rendered* it to look painted. That would be amazing.

*forgive my lack of cgi knowledge if that's not the right word for the context. I meant it as in they should boil it down to dry it out and separate the fat from the bones

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)

The recent Rapunzal/Tangled was very painty when it was originally going to be called Unbraided

some lovely test footage knocking around

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

I would love to see the original footage for finding nemo

as disney told them they wanted it to look realistic. So they made it properly realistic... which naturally got rejected as fish that look like fish are not the easiest toys to market.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

Tarzan did some amazing painted 3D scenery.

They simulated oil painting with a brush in their drawing package, but daubed onto 3D surfaces instead of a flat canvas. Looked awesome when it started moving.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)

never watched tarzan.. to much phil collins :P

I'm loving the look of this film though:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eG_DzuLlt0

alois nebel

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

Do you know when their

San Fransicso earthquake film is due?
They've been talking about for a few years now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)

"1906" it could be the thing they announced the other day for release in 2013

last I heard it was scheduled for December 2012, but I've not seen anything of it.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

You have a beautiful dog. You should enter it in shows.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

Fucking hell

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

I meant enter it in the competition, not enter it with his penis.

That is one delighted cat.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

Are you sure that's what you meant? Are you?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

now that is a picture

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)

I felt it summed up my feelings quite well.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

incredibly intense sexual relief?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Christ, I remember using that picture

when lolcats were still mildly funny, before I joined b3ta. I think the caption was "I iz remnant of teh Raj".

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Cheered me up, that did.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)

Aw, why'd you need cheering up?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)

Being forced to go to a christening.

Being an Atheist and all, it doesn't bode well.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)

In the middle of the ceremony you should run over and snatch the baby shouting 'I CLAIM THIS CHILD FOR SATAN'

That should get some laughs

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)

I'm bloody well tempted to.

That or subtly coughing 'bullshit' or some over contrived phrase.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)

Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

i fucking love this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

Oh Timmy, you're so licky...

you're so licky...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

No reason

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

They look like they're plotting something dreadful....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

Pissing in the hallway, is my bet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

Damn those evil bastards...

I'm only wearing socks.

Edit: I'm not some kind of pervy nudist I'm wearing three socks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)

My Gomez was walking around yesterday with a cat turd clung to his hairy arse.

Might have to shave some pussy later this week.

/edit: two feet and a hand puppet?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

Is Gomez your son?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

and my lover

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)

Penis goes where?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

From that expression

I'd say it's already in...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

it may be a bit bigger than what a cat is used to

but on the plus side; it's unlikely to be barbed.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)

I'm sure you can find an attachment to make it less of a shock

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

the Durex Pleasure Beveller™

more lust less bust

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

compo it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)

no photoshoppiness at the moment

my computer's power sauce went boom.. I'm on a borrowed laptop. the best I could do is compo the sentence :P

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)

Awwwwwwwwww!

Frozen kitties is frozen.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

When shall we three meet again,

In thunder, lightning, or in rather fetching knitwear

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

Best New Model Army lyric ever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

great

now I want burritos for lunch

... kale burritos? I wonder......

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

Ahhh damnit

Now I do too :( torn now between my love for burritos and the epic journey to go get some.

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Xkimo was at work on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

make the journey into an adventure

use your imagination and encourage your work friends to do the same... work can be fun YAY!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

Haha, My missus likes kale

so we planted THREE varieties this year.
I, on the other hand, fucking hate it.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

I have too much kale

and it freezes well so I'm destined to have too much kale for the rest of my life... I'm not sure I'm going to be able to cope... I'm really good at growing kale and mint and NOTHING ELSE... at least you can make mint into delicious mojitos

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

True dat.

Even with one variety we'd have an overabundance.
Now we have three overabundances.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

Tbh the problem with mint tends to be stopping it from growing...

Good shout on the mojitos though - not done that homemade yet.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

you'd need to grow some limes as well then

not to mention the sugar cane...

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Oh god we've had them for ages...

it just never occurred to me to grow the mint too.

*whistles innocently*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

I had an awesome cocktail at my local swanky cocktail bar.. a Thai Kick:

Vodka, gin, fresh coriander, fresh ginger and ginger beer.

It was like the guinness of the cocktail world.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

Purritos!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrritos

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

ok then....

You made them, you name them

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)

awwww

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

Sorry. Upon reflection,

I think, with Purritos, you might just have the edge.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

aww Horse Herpes!

I mean 'cheers!'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)

Aww, poor Long-tailed Tit.

I miss those.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

I saw some t'other day - quite a rarity round here

plenty of Goldfinches and Greenfinches though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Aw, nice.

I saw emus the other week, real wild ones, too:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/trips/inland_victoria_1.html

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

ooh proper nice

I saw a Golden Oriole in India in March - the guide was going mental

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

I've only ever heard them.

Apparently the best time to see one is during nesting season. If a crow overflies the nest, they're like a black-and-yellow surface-to-air missle, streaking almost vertically to have a go.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

"the first lifers were quick in arriving..."

birds resurrect themselves? Well you learn something new everyday :P

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Ah, the terminology...

A 'lifer' is the first time you've seen a species; a 'tick' is an entry on a list, be it year, life or trip list (as well as an arachnid that tends to appear on you when birding in rainforests a lot, the feckers); 'twitching' is running off to look at a bird someone else has reported. I could go on, but it's dull, even to birders.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

lol

Ooooooooooh I assumed it was a typo on first lighters;

I stand corrected and more informed :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)

no wonder it looks sad

it's name is a rather dandy sounding insult.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)

i love the small birds that come into the garden, sparrows, tits etc

but i hate starlings, they fight and screech too much, but i still can't resist trying to help the odd young one that falls from the nest.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

Starlings have their place.

Unfortunately, over here they shouldn't and they're bloody everywhere, along with Common Mynas.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

where's over here?

i've never seen a myna, they look a tad fierce.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Probably one of the most common birds in the Sydney area.

Have a picture: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/commonmyna.html

Often known as Indian Mynahs (optional 'h').

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

No mynahs,

but we do have a couple of hoopoes
that poke aroud in our lawn. Never fail to amuse.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Wha-?

Hoopoes? Faaaahhhhk, those are the best birds ever. I nearly soiled myself with glee when I saw one. The chap I was birding with and I nealry fell off of our bikes when we saw it and though he'd seen dozens of them in his life, he was jabbering and pointing as much as I was.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

no, it's ok!

his clever ruse helped him to get his way :)
b3ta.com/board/10457689

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Wizard kitty in the middle looks like a proper evil bastard.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

awww they look so cold.... and evil. So very evil :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

Ahaahahaha!

*clicks*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

Hahaha, silly kitten thinks he's feet!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

ALL HAIL LORD INGLIP!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

one of the best reasons there is :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

Middle one: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)

I like.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)

pffffffffffffffft

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)

*drops axe and runs away*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

I'll av you Butler...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

"Here's Blakey!"

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

Hahaha!

Yes.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

i kind of fancied olive. Like she would be quite pretty if she wasnt made up to look all geeky and frumpy.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)

Come on taters, there isn't a female on this planet that you wouldn't fancy.

there isn't a female on this planet that you wouldn't fancy.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

i dunno about that

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

Draw your own conclusions..

NSFW:
www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=14424
Clicking either of her pictures takes you to a porn site, so you might want to avoid doing that.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

Fuuuuuuuuck *drops monocle*

You're not wrong, taters.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)

As one guy on that forum said

"strangely, even as a kid watching on the buses, I used to look at Olive in her silly blue nightie and think "she's actually got quite a good figure and she's just made up to look rough"."

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

The same goes with a lot of actresses really.

Not any that I can think of at the moment, but you know.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)

ahhhhh yeah!

I know when a lady has a special something, even when made up to look ugly like Olive :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

I'd rather draw a veil over this entire idea...

o_O

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

~~olive~~ Rob the internet cunt in glasses

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

^^This^^ also

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

hahaha! ace. moley :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

Hallo Stevie!

How's tricks?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

things are going well, thanks! Busy busy busy all the time, it seems, though!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

Too much busy is bad, mkay.

mkay.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

yes, it's severly eating into my b3ta time..... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)

NEEAARGH!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

ahahaha

perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)

This.

that 6MB!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

...t'other

why is it always sensuously squirmy in your pictures?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

It usually follows the consumption of overly strong cheese.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

my good God man

what is your cheese dealer cutting his curds with?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

Can I commend Epoisse to your attention...?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

only if it can in some way be combined with kale

I have too much kale...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

Too much kale, eh?

How did this circumstance occur, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

I planted too much kale

now if you know who on Earth could have foreseen that one would have led to the other you're a better man than I am gunga din

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)

I told you before...

Don't call me that in front of everyone...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

I won't hide my love for you any more

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

Bloody amazing!!!!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

Cheers, Ninj!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

*Awaits the coming*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

Kleenex, sir?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

I'll store it in a jar

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

Oh I say, Msr - this is all rather lovely.

It reminds me of the illustrations in a rather disturbing book I read as a child.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

Was that 'At the Mountains of Madness' by any chance?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

I am flattered you think me clever enough to read Lovecraft - no - it was a thing about a boy getting lost in the woods.

The illustrations had a slightly surreal, televisual feel to them, and made me feel a little bit ill. Unless I was ill when I was reading it, which is perfickly plausible

/blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)

Worms!

Lovely worms...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

mmmmmm....

worms....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

....big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones.....

little slimy skinny ones.....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

you already got there...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=srrV1dZno8Y

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha! My old band supported them at some god awful festival back in the early '90s.

I think it was in Dresden.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

Disturbing

but woo.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

Sorry about that...

I should do these when it's still light outside.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

he comes!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

Where?

*checks under the desk*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

That's a very detailed Spaghetti Monster..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

may his noodly appendages bless you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Nice!

That works lovely as a desktop wallpaper for my big fuckoff resolution

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

well it looks shit* on my phone

so who's the bigger fool?

me

*this is a lie...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

Thanks, Mr Cre!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

Lovely blues, man.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)

*solos*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

looks like genetically engineered tenacle plants :D

Marvelous as always, JPG!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)

Thanks Steve!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)

...as it's slow...

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

he's not looking too chuffed about that, is he?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

Children are idiots

... finding harmless fun in everything. Pricks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

Fantastic :))))

but I can tell you are crap at business.

"Trumpet sold separately".

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

* wants free trumpet

EDIT: I remember when this was all trees of green, red roses too..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

beeba zeebop deebop, deebop

he's one of a few reasons i was inspired to play trumpet when I was a younger

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

PENNSYLVANIA SIX FIVE HUNDRED

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

I thought it was 'five thousand'

it is, because it's a phone number with named exchanges which were common in the US until the mid 1970's ( PA6-5000 )

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

there's a recession on

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

OH! You just cant be wrong about ANYTHING can you?!?

PAHHH!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)

I think it's clear from this threat

that I'm often wrong... but I like it when someone talks to me

ha ha - and by 'threat' I obviously mean 'thread'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

I thought you meant 'treat'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

Hahahahaha. Blimey!

*trumpets*
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

get a haircut hippy

and put a belt on, this isn't France

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

racist!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

cyclist

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

botanist

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

percussionist

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

If I order eleventy

can I have a free strumpet instead?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

Wad a wunnerful whirl.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

Needs more Lance Armstrong...

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)

Late arrival hahaha.

What the hell?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

*Legs it*

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

Sir Trevor Mcdonald has let himself go a bit

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

Word.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Here's one for you:

Sesquipedalian

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

A little long winded, wouldn't you agree?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

Only if one had issues with such length.

Then that would make you sesquipedaliaphobic.

Edit: And may I just say 'ace sig', also.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

Well, it could be worse.

I could be a sesquipedaliacist.

Edit: I only recently 'found' Deadwood and once I had watched the first episode, I was hooked. I watched all 36(?) in a couple of weeks! I have withdrawal symptoms now.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

Very true, and a point well made.

It's superb, isn't it? I can almost forgive Tim Olyphant for Die Hard 4.0 after that. Almost.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)

Yeah, that and Hitman.

Although Justified more than makes up for those.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)

*accepts*

Cheers!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

*ahem*

That'll be fivepence, thank you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

= a bike with six pedals

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

B'dum Tsch!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

Props to old McDonald

and a click for da pic

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)

I understand he's something of a agrarian.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

R_A^CIS_T

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

No. Some of my best friends are farmers.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

you know what Mr V

I love you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

I swear to god that if you ever hook me up to that monstrosity again I will hunt you down like an animal and have my way with you.

Again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)

Better than a horse link

A barney link

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

He was the world's first black man

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

No, that was Bruce Wayne

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)

No you're thinking of Tim Westwood.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

Your cheese game is strong.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)

You should see my impersonation of an elephant!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

I have

A polish immigrant is still trying to unblock that toilet

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

That's something noone would forget!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

WHO'S IN THE HOUSE?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

Well, since I'm at work

it must be burglers.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

Or him

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

Holy Fuck!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

Of course if you haven't seen Lost Highway, it's just a picture of a freaky man with makeup on his face :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

I'm torn on Lost Highway.

I know it's very entre nous to praise Lynch to the skies, but sometimes I think he's just taking the piss.

/not really Peter Bradshaw blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

Oh don't get me wrong, I thought it was a pile of toss

/Very much in the Lynch taking the piss camp

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

That said,

The Straight Story was absolutely wonderful :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

Yes! One of the best films ever

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

hold on...

better than Con Air?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

Pfffft.

Nothing in this universe is better than Con Air, except cheese and maybe sausages.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

I said "One of"

Its right up there with Con Air and The Nutty Professor 2: the Klumps

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

I have a close friend who is a avid cinema go-er and has conventionally good taste in film

who feverishly believes Con Air is a cinematic masterpiece and that Nicholas Cage hasn't ever made a bad film...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)

Is it you?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

it is not me

I struggle to watch anything with him in after Leaving Las Vegas...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

I really enjoyed Raising Arizona.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

Raising Arizona: good film

National Treasure: bad film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

I have to admit I had no fucking clue until about a year ago that he was anything to Coppola

Which made me realise why he still makes film and gets paid.

He was fine in Kick Ass but no better than that.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

Bad Lieutenant was a good film

but the original was a better film and it's a good role which he didn't play any differently to how it has been played before...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

Usual phrase to employ:

"I'll give you that fiver back when Simon West wins the Best Director Oscar"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)

Laura Croft was a g..

I can't bring myself to finish that sentence.

He's currently producing "Night of the Living Dead: Origins (3D)" so... one to put in the calendar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

Latest google news entry for West "Simon West to Direct 'The Expendables 2"

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

fuck a doodle do

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

You are both completely wrong.

It was utterly, utterly boring.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)

Why is it always emotionally dead inside in your posts?

;)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

Nope Mr Bond,

I gonna have to call you on that one. Great film.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)

I'm afraid you're wrong, Msr Futtock. It was the cinematic equivalent of visiting one's decrepid grandparents

without even the knowledge that at least you'd get a few quid at the end when they cark it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

I've been trying to watch Twin Peaks again since I regained my freedom

but I keep getting bored and watching 120z mouse instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

120z mouse is fucking amazing though

‎"... we need you to drive him to Cheese Industries, you don't even know where that is, that's why we picked you - because everybody else knows..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

"he's rectangulary

that's how you'll know him, by his rectangulryness..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

I've said it before, I'll say it again

comments like that distinguish you as someone with exquisite taste

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)

*blushes*

bless you, Archie :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

when I think of Grunty I think refinement, poise and fine living

... and then my mind wanders and I think of how raspberries are often disappointing and then I think about whether I should get up and go and water the vegetable patch which reminds me I need to find something to do with all the kale I have and THEN I remember I'm supposed to be working

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

... most of all I think that boxing is abhorrent

and that the people who promote it should be at the head of the call up list for the next big land battle

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

Boxing is indeed, shit.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)

first one not to get brain damage wins

GO!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

~~refinement, poise and fine living~~ Oh, he's stumbling home drunk every other night as per usual.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

that's my pure definition of fine living

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)

Living the dream :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

well, Jeffrey Bernard's dream at best...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

^THIS^

With added "WHAT THE FUCKING"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

^this

with added : "CANNOT UNSEE"

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)

here...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)

'call me' , I love that scene

if someone could tell me the background music playing during it I'd be eternally grateful

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHj8CqZPHE

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

Is this it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJM-k-Rq86c

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

hell yes

cheers :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)

*tips hat*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)

nonsense - Derek Griffiths

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

He's not black, he's a Minstrel Jew.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)

What about Desmond Tutu-pac?

Preachin' in da hood?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

...and in 2048 Will Smith is still playing the smart-mouthed character he always plays in movies.

ace Ninj :D

Nings to the /board!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

a
c
i
s
t
.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10457476

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

Cheers Stevie!

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)

Good morning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

ning M'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

Steven,

go to your room and think about what you've done...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

haha, hi prof'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

kiss kiss

how's things

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

doing very well, thanks! Had a nightmare client to deal with this morning, but I've got the company summer party to look forward to tomorrow, so all is good :D

how's the studying going?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)

I've attained Level 3 Medical Student

so it's all going to plan as far as I can see.

Nightmare clients sound like fun... just remember to whisper 'prick' under your breath out of earshot or after you've put the phone down. It's a mistake I've made before now.

Summer Party on a Thursday?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)

congrats!

One of our customer service team is liasing between us so I can't do that... I did tell the CST girl to tell her to sod off. Don't think she did it, though.

Yeah, on a Thursday. They better not complain when I crawl into the office on Friday lunchtime and swear everytime my phone rings...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

haha...he looks happy

www.listopia.co.uk/list.php?l=261

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

I don't know what he's smiling for.

It's the NHS.

Nicely :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

do the NHS still do Hip Ops ...?

I thought it would be Virgin Health or a McJoint with Knees by now....

also - good ningles everyone

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

Lets ask...

(version, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

I'm stupid..

what is this?

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

a total ris here

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

Is this an American thing?

you may need a description, like who Geico are, although Google says car insurance?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

jackwagon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

well

Ik you Brits have a dry taste in hum-our so i figured this one would be great.,

(version, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

"You Brits"?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)

umm, 'redcoats'? :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

All of Europe is Britian, Stephan :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)

Eh?

Edit: Is 'Ik' a word; You know, like a word that people *use*?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

I think it's 'Ick' as in 'Ick you Brits have a dry taste in hum'.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)

That's pretty much where I was headed with that...

Good call, guv'nor ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)

I assumed an abbreviation of

"I know" as IDK is I don't know.

I could be wrong

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)

Xenophobe

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Hi version, and welcome to b3ta.

Where do you live?
And is English your second language?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

evidently

*raises eyebrow*

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)

It's funny how you can immediately spot those newbies who won't be around in a couple of weeks

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

still using those slow hitmen, eh?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)

They're a lot cheaper and better for the environment

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)

Same thing was said about me 4 years ago

who's laughing now fuckers :P

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)

4 years?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)

it's a little over but yeah about that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

A little over?

Profile for Paul_P:

a member for 1 year, 10 months and 7 days

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

Second profile

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

troll-file

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)

Absolutely noone.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

I need to have a spectacular flounce at some point

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

Another one? :D

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

FYI

Geico doesn't do business or advertise outside the USA. Besides USians, only Canadians and maybe some Mexicans are going to understand what you're going for here.
Which is fine. Ignore the pricks.

(Rogue Sausage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)

Dry, British humour?

Based on American cultural references?
Yep, that'll work.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

*tilts head*

*squints*
*scratches head*

Hello, version.
I have no idea what this means, but welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

morning chap, I will draw you a picture, what do you want it to be of

(it may not be very good)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

I fucking love Wednesdays!

Can I please, maybe, perhaps have a Miracleman vs Kid Miracleman?
Or an 11th Doctor in a fez?
Or Hulk kicking the shit out of Superman?
Strontium Dog's nice.
I also like Nemesis.
Hey, what about a Corinthian?
Those Psychoville characters are pretty great.

This could easily go on, forever.

I'll gladly accept anything you choose to create, sir.
And I'll only love you all the more for it.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)

fuck fez's Doctor Who is wrong and I'm pretty sure offensive when worn in the wrong context

ooooooh I'll have to do Psychoville properly, for now I'll do you a quick number 3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

*rubs hands*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

Morning Howdy

How about you draw a picture of Napoleon Boneaparte trying to climb onto a Horse on a Carousel?

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

Mornin', Freebs.

Nah. Today is not a day for drawing.
Got a ceiling to paint, later, and that's about as arty as it gets, today.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)

haha - that's ace

poor Implied Superman

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Hulk's package is tiny...

possibly the cause of his rage?

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

winky shrinkage is the most common reason for musclebound rage

just look at any photo of a body builder

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

So be fair, it's as wide as his leg

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

he could have a big cock

by normal standards, but the fact that he is 9ft + tall means it is all out of proportion.

like myself, were i an umpa lumpa i would be hung like donkey.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

One too many HULK SMASHes

amiright?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)

That showed him!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

Mwah!

*loves*

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

\o/

Pink Panther FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)

haha!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this is fucking awesome!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

ooh, Nemesis!

Nemesis and Torquemada having a nice cup of tea.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Be pure, be vigilant, be having another scone.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)

Wednesday is no refuge from impure bourbons.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Something involving a penguin with a top hat fez.

Preferably something violent (by or to the penguin, I don't mind).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Alas, no fez attachment.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

I say! What a dapper chap!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

Well while we figure this out...

there's a million $ prize to anyone solving this equation:

P = NP?

C'mon B3ta, pull together. We can be millionares. (I take 51%)

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)

perhaps if you gave it in context we could do it quicker?

it's ok, found what you're on about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)

well...

If a computer can verify soloutions to a problem then can the soloutions be computed quickly?

P= Problems
NP=Complete

Pull yer finger out Toast and stop faffing.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

N=1.

Where do I collect the money?

(Seriously: I have a very strong intuition that N=/= NP, but I'm buggered if I can express it mathematically. However, were I able to formulate a proof in prose form - and if I could prove it at all, it would be in prose - would that count?
(I'm not claiming that I can prove it; but would a few paragraphs of closely-worded prose suffice?)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

see Toast's linky above...

apparently there's 7 unsolved mathmatical problems and you could earn $7,000, 000 if you can solve them all. It's being given away by the Millennium Prize Problems.

It's like a shitty Zack Snyder film for mathematicians:

'In a World of 7 insolvable problems....'

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

you say 'a' shitty Zack Snyder film...

Has he made one that isn't?
/actually, thinking about, it, he has. The Dawn of the Dead reworking was quite enjoyable

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)

"Watchmen" was a pretty good attempt, even if the giant space squid never got a look in.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

watchmen was overblown, self indulgent toss

Snyder has a habit of making 2 hour long Pop Videos
/recently suffered 'Sucker Punch'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

The transition from page to screen will never be equalled.

It's a moving comic, and a pretty exact replica of its original visual source.
The film itself comes apart by being far too slavish in its devotion, and is guilty of some of the clunkiest musical inserts, ever.
The fact it ever got made at all, and that it came out with an 18 rating, is a feat that nobody before Zack Snyder was able to achieve.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

It is utterly fantastic

as long as you switch off before the FUCKING STUPID CHANGE at the end

I don't get it, they spent a fucking fortune on the film and made even more back, why the fuckety fucking fuck did they change it

fucking idiots

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

Needed more giant space squid.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Perhaps...

...because a giant psychic squid was a bit off the mainstream (And lets be honest, the novel is fecking brilliant until the last 2 chapters when it suddenly goes a bit batshit mental (with the giant psychic squid))

Although I do think they somewhat missed the point by changing it.

(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Any less mainstream that a 50ft blue man with a 7ft penis?

The whole aspect of the space squid storyline was to highlight the fact that, (because it was so outrageous a plan), nobody would ever suspect it was anything less than a genuine attack by a monster from another dimension.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

Just another day in Camden...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)

No it wasn't.

The whole point was that the entire story is a deconstruction of comic books themselves. It starts with the up-to-date (for the time) angsty story-telling, goes back through detective investigation, invincible super-powers, nuclear paranoia, and ends up with early Lovecraftian horror illustrations. The film ending makes a lot more sense, and actually gave you something to watch if you knew the book.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

Yes...

...but its still fairly retarded. And I suspect that the general populace would have less trouble with a giant blue man who can control physics than a giant psychic squid.

But I do agree about the attack needing to be like it was in the novel - it changes Manhattan's departure from being voluntary to being exiled, thereby changing a positive ending into a negative one, which is something of a shame.

(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

I think we should settle this

by asking happytoast to draw a giant psychic squid battling a 50ft blue man with a 7ft penis. Only solution.

(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)

Zack Snyder buttfucking Alan Moore would be more apt

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

True Enough

I saw Alan Moore at a science / standup gig. He was quite odd...

(El Burro, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)

I don't speak as a previous reader of the Comic,

I hadn't read it before watching the movie.
It was just so... Dull. A whole lotta 'style' over substance.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

You can probably pick up the graphic novel for £10-15 on eBay.

Don't let the film put you off - it's on Time's '100 Greatest Novels of All Time' list for good reason.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

I have read it since, I should add

it was a more rounded story, and enjoyable enough hokum

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)

Ever tried 'The Sandman'?

Another worthy addition to anyone's bookshelves.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)

it's on the bookshelf, funnily enough

yet to be read though :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

man, I don't know how any self respecting Watchman fan can like that film after the utterly broken ending

IT WOULDN'T WORK, IT HAD TO BE A COMPLETE UNKNOWN

It's a fucking insult how stupid the changed ending is

Gah! I will punch Snyder in the face if I ever meet him for that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Legend of the Guardians

Owls of the Ga'ahool.

i thought that was a great kids movies.

here's hoping he doesn't arse rape superman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

*makes an old joke featuring the Invisible Man and Wonder Woman*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

saw that the other day

some very nice renderings going on

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

I'm interested to know what your intuition is.

From time to time I like to bang my head against the P=NP question.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)

At the moment,

it's nothing more than a gut feeling that P=/=NP. I can't go further than that...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

Oh well, fair enough :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)

{−2, −3, 15, 14, 7, −10}

The answer is 0

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

show your workings...

and stop picking your nose.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

they are my workings :O

~~nose~~ arse

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

Once maths becomes letters I tend to zone out.

My answer would be another question: Does it really matter if we've come this far without it?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

This makes no sense

So heres a couple more pics from my bunker discovery yesterday

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)

Top one's pretty lush.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

Full report on the site is on Derelict places
www.derelictplaces.co.uk/main/showthread.php?t=19298

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

cool

you got escorted off the land - was it signposted private property?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

nope there wasn't even a real fence

*Tin foil hats at the ready*

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

Thanks for that link.

It's sparked an interest in something I never knew I had!
Oh and your photos are rather special. Some crackers in there.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

There's something about walking about a derelict property where by you can feel and touch the history of it

and finding the bunkers was a bit of an adrenalin rush.

DP is a top site for the pics and a lot of the links tell you about the building as well

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Just registered.

Having a look around a few places near me.
Amazing!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

i thought it was a

fox poo at first.

*stands closer to terminal interface

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

i'm looking for a place where i can buy cut price footwear, like nike, addidas, rebok, etc...

if only i could find such a place.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)

I'm looking for somewhere that sells cheap sofas

I wonder if anywhere has a sale on?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

A boat

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

yabba dabba doo

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

BINS LADDEN WIV DA ANGLEFISH NOW XXXX

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Ha! ha!

wait are there salt water Angelfish? Googles...

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

There are! ha! ha!

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

As a part-time caveman, I find this offensive

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)

not to mention your job as Bin Laden impersonator.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

It's not so much a job as a way of life

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was a caveman you insensitive bastard.

(TitanLX, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of....of....

What is going on here?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

It's time for a coffee break

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)

I'll get 'em in.

What are you having? Flat white, or the usual?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)

Flaccid black

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

Ewwwww....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

GOOD MORNING WEDNESDAY!

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dogbomb, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)

This one made me lol...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:58, archived)

...

really?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

It's like watching Eric and Ernie...

but from really really really far away.

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)

Hahahaha! Oh dear.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Todays Birthday Girls are....

Prunella_Scales, Cyndi Lauper and Kris Kristofferson (although I wouldn't say that to his face).

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)

Yes, I know... "Ucking" I don't get it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:07, archived)

You use the default background colors, so that is creatively introspective, but subject selection is wide open, and I like your choice.

And her vectors. Time to spray my urine across finer art. Hold up a sec whilest I shimmy my jimmies.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)

Do I take that as a complement?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:14, archived)

As a mathematician, naturally. I grant you any space you wish, complement them at will.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)

I woke up very early this morning so I knocked another one out...

Not a Vector so not a true VAG CREAM but I do like it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)

me too!

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

Filters are ace, aren't they!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

I am a window, a mirror, and nothing.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:29, archived)

I think that's an improvement..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:37, archived)

BASIL YOU FACKING CUNT

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d d, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

Ha ha ha...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

Ah, Cyndi. The mentalist Madonna with a finite career.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

what is happening with christofferson's kerazy alien eyes?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

Ha ha ha.. he is wearing glasses...

original

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

Pesky Little Comicses

35. Transaction

Christ on a bike it's been 1 year and 4 months since I last did one of these...

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:43, archived)

..and cut her ears off just for jolly, wouldn't you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:51, archived)

they have vibrobones below the skin surface

they're pigtails.. or what ever your regional locations equivalent name might be.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)

If he was a leper, he'd leave a tip...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:57, archived)

heheh

www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF215-Kitty_Photographer.jpg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 6:04, archived)

there is some excellent stuff on there

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 6:51, archived)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

It's because I like you folks. And I'll do it while I can. Shine on you.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 7:01, archived)

Haaaa

I'm honoured :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:29, archived)

shut up. you're all shit.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:09, archived)

you're such a rebel

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

i know innit tho

fuck da corporate world

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

Hello b3ta

I have go up stupidly early, is this the end of the gay shift or the start of /talk?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:32, archived)

I'm still not asleep :(

ning though :)

*bounce bounce bounce*

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:53, archived)

MAKING MONEY FOR THE MAN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:59, archived)

night

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An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:42, archived)

I would say current trannies, wouldn't you? for that gag I would have picked some post-ops I think

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 6:05, archived)

nahhh

the timing's way off this time
3/10

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:12, archived)

*runs away crying*

/ac

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:13, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:05, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:59, archived)

I like ninjas....

So I'm making ninjas XD

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--- ---, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)

Excellent

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:39, archived)

shut up

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)

that's my baby you're talking to like that

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)

Thanks hun

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:03, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

MUMMY THAT LADY LOOKS LIKE UNCLE STAN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:13, archived)

oh my rampant penis parts

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:14, archived)

how dare you all!!

that perfect little flower is ready to give birth

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:15, archived)

best reply ever lol

*maybe a little harsh though
XD

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Well I will just for the moment,

or "for the nonce" as they would have said in Old English.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)

is that ..

nonce sense?

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--- ---, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:55, archived)

wow!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:50, archived)

your 'bathroom mirror facebook self pic' pose..

is awesome btw lol

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Cool, thanks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)

it's good!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)

if you eat too much chocolate do you get really sticky poos the next day

chocolate in, chocolate out

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:54, archived)

i don't ...but if I drink too much coffee, I feel like tubgirl

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)

it is good to wear a mask when you poo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)

especially in outer space

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)

why is she sitting on a toilet

with the lid down? this makes no sense.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)

that way

you don't have to fish it out of the toilet bowl after.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:52, archived)

Your spelling's shit.

Geddit?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)

quick and dirty

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

this deserves at least a 'Pfffft!'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

why thank you

this was the original pilot

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)

still wouldn't

...unless he was passed-out

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

ha ha

is it just me or does that hidden pic top left look like he's having someone on a table

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

ahahaha oh i never noticed that

the arm going left looks like a leg. haha

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

lolz @ just the tie

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4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

I know I didn't see that til a second look

nicely

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

I would wear it.

under a hoodie though, after muggin some old ladies in the park.

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poor guy

but I hear they're doing a lot with face transplants these days.

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Shiksa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)

and wear it on my real head

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)

hahaha

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)

o dearos

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)

He can see all the way to FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:51, archived)

My name is freebase

I will be your hija... ummm, pilot today

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:05, archived)

now THAT'S what I'm talking about

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Shiksa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:10, archived)

'YoiYoiYoiYoiYoi............''

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:39, archived)

this

fucks with my head more than it should.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 4:14, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)

Deri AIr Album

Les Baxter - Tropicando Francesco DeMasi - Diamond BosaWalter Wanderley-Summer Samba Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon Stan Getz - Samba De Uma Nota So Teddy Randazzo - Girl From Uncle Dean Martin - Sway Piero Piccioni - Easy Lovers Heinz Kiessling - Palm Beach

I've set the tracks up permanently in the Deri Airblog

EDIT: can't get the music selector to play in this post yet it looks ok with the music progress bar visible with the track names in preview?
the javascript code works fine in the Deri Airblog though and the individual tracks should play ok, enjoy :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Lovely stuff - nice typograpghy.

Can i pearoast my recent 50's chick too, seeing as its all 'cool cats and daddy-o's' and all?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

wow!

you talented bugger

I bet you'r good with javascript too? for some reason the playable tracks aren't showing up on the post yet they appear in the preview?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)

U IZ TALENTID ALSO LOL

I like your paintings and sculptings. Wish i could do sculpting without the aid of computers. I'd like to try, but the thought of no undo button and not having symmetry tools scares me.

EDIT - im fucking shite at anything to do with coding. It took me ages to figure out how to post images without using the b3tards uploader, and even longer to figure out how to post a link to my site on my profile page.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

ah fuck it

I'm admitting defeat on this one

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

The live preview doesn't look at your codes- it just renders whatever you put in.

Posting the message strips out anything it's not specifically allowed to accept. Otherwise we'd be knee-deep in nyancat on loop.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

yep, see what you mean

when I go back to edit it it's stripped out the code and just left the track names

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

ha!

i still can't work out the click for big wizardry!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

it's

[a href="http://www.webaddyforbigimage.com/bigimage.whatever"][img src="http://www.webaddyforsmallimage.com/smallimage.whatever"][/a]

but with the sideways pointy arrow brackets :)

EDIT: hat's if you want the small image to be what clicks on to the big picture.. if you want it to be text bellow insert the image as normal than put that code bellow it but instead of the img src stuff just write normal words...

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 5:19, archived)

get

a room

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4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

That turned out

superb!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

cor! thats lully that is

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

ahhhahhh now I see what that little guy was for

excellent!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Music needs dancers!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

Ace!

That looks really joyful.
You'll probably tell me now that it's from some godawful chick flick.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

Not at all

those are all friends of mine. Partay!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

Damn.

You no doubt have heard this guy-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzirvRFOFN8

This is a bit more in line with some of what's on your blog-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAT2Tcs9G9M&feature=related

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

ha ha he's a bit special

I disappeared into a Les Baxter shaped hole the other day :)
I've never been mistaken for trendy

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

He's hard to put down once you get started

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCP-YqujDQ

Argh. I'll stop now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cA5FT5tyn8

Les Baxter is new to me. Thanks. As a trumpet player I love the horn arrangements in this kind of music. I was lucky enough to play in a practice session with Santana's band once upon a time. Great fun.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

sounds like a challenge to me

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHcIslAwIFs&feature=related

ave it!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

This is killing me.

I bought a fixer for my first house. A 1959 modern bachelor pad architectural thing. Google Eichler images. It was a cool pad.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)

you marvelous bastard

I only have one of those in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=srDvXTXFeKM&feature=related

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Yikes. I can see the attraction.

That was rather lovely.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)

ahhhahhahh great

some of those arrangements are barking fucking mad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMFBWPOA1Q0

BUT I LIKE IT, A LITTLE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)

love it

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

Excellent work!

Until I saw the ".blogspot.com" I was convinced this was a vintage sleeve, Daddy-o.

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thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:22, archived)

fantastic

sorry for posting my shit above you. you're a really talented bloke

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FIEND, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)

I do like your style

You win a *click*

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)

I wasn't meant to be doing this...

... but have a disco dancing cucumber

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

And I made eclectech do it!

ze powa of twitter

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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

ah, so that's who you are over here!

I need some kind of lookup table of netfolk... I talk to people in two places and assume it's two different people if they don't use the same username...
/easily confused

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Well, Twitter is also an official work account :)

I used to be "aHandInTheBush" here beforehand but my girlfriend didn't like introducing herself at b3ta parties as "I am here with a hand in the bush"

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sinisterduck, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

Oh, I remember aHandInTheBush!

Rather amused that going to parties and saying "I am here with sinisterduck" is significantly better.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

w00

is it the return of the old schoolers tonight?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

YaY:D

discofatcat:D

(herman:D, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

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