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# ...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)
# "real name Stanley Burrell"
He sounds like an accountant in the 50s.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# He sounds like the type of cunt that would rob a deceased princess.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# His surname does, but his firstname doesn't
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I read that as "diseased"
now you`re not as mental as I thought :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# vote now
a. News into Computer Games - take any story from the news and turn it into a fun game (monkeon)
b. Halloween Costumes. A bit of a change of pace this time around; make or Photoshop a Halloween costume. Bonus points for WTF-ness." (Bourbon Fox)
c. Misunderstood dialogue - Take a line of dialogue from a film/TV show/book/play, misunderstand it for comic effect, and photoshop the result. e.g. "You maniacs! You blew it up!" (The Hedgehog)
d. One word: Badgers (Ian Woosnam)
e. Two words: MONSTER TRUCKS. (Wobbly Bloke)

EDIT: I'm calling this closed. Computer games wins with 77 to misunderstood at 69.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# ill have a B please Rob
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# They will all be brilliant fun
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# ^This.
We've got a good variety this week, like a buffet at a curry house.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# B
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hallowe'en costumes!
then i can pea my awesome zombie pic from last year
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I hope I'll have this one done in time!
I don't think it'll take too long if I get all the materials together tomorrow or this weekend.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# i'm not doing much this year
can't be arsed, got too much on my plate
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Hmm... I reckon it'd be best if the Halloween one was next week then.
It'd give people time to prepare, etc.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# probably
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yeah, but then the comp would continue to run after Hallowe'en
and people might not be too keen on a Hallowe'en comp during the Hallowe'en equivalent of turkey sandwich days.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# yes, but
they'll have the pics of the costumes they wore for hallowe'en
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# That's quite true.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Having said that
I find all comps seem a bit stale come the Monday
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# True true. I didn't even pay attention to this one.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Secret B3tans at the Daily Fail?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I like the first one.
Lots of scope for original posts.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# yeah I like that one
nice idea
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Anything but news/computer games
All the other suggestions are fab.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# yush indeed
especially as I'm a thickie mcthick with computers....and I avoid computer games because i can't stop once I start.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# i like a and c, i think b can wait until next week.
voted for c, though
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# hello, you!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I wanted to vote for 'Your own personal Shipman'.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA SHIPMAAAAAANNN!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# A+C
misunderstood computer game dialogue
all your base are belonging blah blah blah
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# A + C = D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# misunderstood badger games news?
CANNOT COMPUTE
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# wut?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# BADGER TRUCKS
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# badger TRUCKERS
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# No, that's not what I meant
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# ice road badger truckers?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Zamboni racing?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Misunderstood news badgers playing games, etc.
(Need to get some stuff done, bye for now.)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# same here
time for rest, i think.
g'night all!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)
# So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn good night
To yieu and yieu and yieu
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)
# aw damn :(
I like films more than I like computer games and news
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ^ This
At a ratio of about 300:1
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll dump this here, its all it deserves


Eta B3ta Retards, the game... Not only shit, but full of dirty as well.

Edit: Woo 1st compo entry, shame its so shit.

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# What have you found in your pipe?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# c'est ne pas un Gadaffi
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# cheap bastard
it could at least be a meerschaum pipe
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# He got smoked as well
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Certainly looked a bit puffy
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# "Gadaffi! Duck!!"
Too late.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# what font-matchin.... etc
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Gaffers! Noooooooooooooooo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# They've blown the whole Gaff
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# *wheels out*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# splendid!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# that lass on the right is like a real-life anime girl
(would)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# their music was shit and they should be eternally ashamed of it
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# I remember seeind a clip of them on stage at some 'music' festival
they were getting pelted with bottles of piss

best concert ever
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
fuck, i'd save my piss for that!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# hope you can view youtube clips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnxies4Wtk

(probably best watched with the sound off)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# no i can't
but i'll look at it on my mum's laptop tomorrow
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# That'll be Reading.
EDIT: NNNG. Should read all posts before posting.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# i care not what sounds they made
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# not even if they were sucking sounds?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
I guess i could make an exception...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# i bet you could, you utter filthpot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# he spilled his ribena, too
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# One man image challange?
Jimmy Saville.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# No too weird for me.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Jimmy Saville - the one man image challenge
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# i find any image of him challenging
especially for sexy purposes
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# ^this
sexy any
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# what other reason would you want a picture of him for?
except keeping the kids away from the fireplace
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# To look at every day and think "At least I'm not Jimmy Saville."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# that is a very good point
and is the reason i should have a picture of kerry katona
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# No reason whatsoever.
Half Man Half Biscuit had it right - "...melt down your fingerware and get off my TV."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Fraser still away
what do you want for an image challenge then?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Halloween costumes could be fun
"Halloween Costumes
A bit of a change of pace this time around; make or Photoshop a Halloween costume. Bonus points for WTF-ness."
(courtesy of Bourbon Fox)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# I wonder if this should be left until next week though...
We'll let the public decide.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Yer you're right... didn't realise it wasn't untill next week befor I chipped in....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Costumes yay! :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Cact-FUCK
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# the teletubby nobody loved
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Nobody but Jeremy Paxman that is.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIND....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I want this kind of fall fashion joke
to be the next compo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# not sure why I have this pictuce
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Just a one word challange of halloween might be better.....
I know it's been done, but offers more scope than costumes, and people won't stick to just costumes anyway.....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# rocket-powered monkeys
or failing that, nuns in unusual situations
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Rocket powered nuns in unusual monkeys.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Rocket-powered Smash Monkeys dressed as nuns
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# this has potential
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I vote nun!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Second to nun!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nun of the above
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Batman
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)
# BATFUCK
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# I want that jacket.
I don't care if I'm a guy, I WANT THAT JACKET.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Here you go
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Nicely :D I guess if my current project falls through, I'll go as Literalbatman.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Oh cool...now Flan can make one.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Fuck :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# pffft
I wanna see christian bale in that
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# put up a photo of Fraser
and have us photoshop it. I'm sure he'll appreciate it when he gets back ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Haha! That's quite a good idea :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)
# he would blink a bit
then go back to working on his job
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# How about "What is Fraser doing on his holidays?"
as a compo subject, that is
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# that's a bingo!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# My imagination runs to either hostage situations
or Hula girls and steel guitars
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hillbillies, banjos, moonshine and bumming.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Bindun
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Looney Politics
These days some of the ideas mainstream politicians come up with are so mad that it's hard for the Official Monster Raving Looney Party to complete. Give them some ideas to freshen up their manifesto.

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# I was amused by the MRLP plan to not join the Euro but ask Europe to join the pound
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# They were the only party whose policies actually made sense
I miss Lord Sutch.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Hmm, dunno


How about something involving cyborgs and cybernetic enhancements? I like cyborgs.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I remember that day
I didn't prepare anything useful to say but I did apparently do an amusing looking shrug.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I believe that Ms. Spears is still working for the Yankee dollar
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# you look good with those jessica rabbit tits, though
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Yay for German army shirts.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# "German army " shirt.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I know there is more than one.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# "German army" in quotations suggests that it's a fake German army shirt.
*canned laughter*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Hmmm it does look rather new I suppose.
They used to be cheap.

/all fields around here etc.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# fatigues
:)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# pedantic military person
(:-)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Badgers
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT MY LOZENGES?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP THE FAQ
This would be a great way to get everyone to read them so we don't get noobs posting new threads without pictures in.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Oooh interesting
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# draw a cock
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# HOW MANY HAIRS PER BALL?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Woah woah steady on, cowboy!
NATO standard agreement states it should be 3 hairs per ball!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# sorry lads :(
must try harder
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Don't sweat it, I'll say I was looking the other way :)
I wonder if we will ever get a challenge like this.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Glans Vader!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Haha, I was thinking that too.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha "the force is strong in this un"
ce skin
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Abortion.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# What's Jesus gonna do
to this lot of blasphemers?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# A WORLD WITHOUT STAR WARS
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# :'(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# ...and chaos ensued.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# unusual uses for cream cakes
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Passages from the koran reinterpreted for comic effect.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Make hospitals a happier, scarier or more amusing place to be.
Doctors with chain saws, kittens doing ward rounds, ladyboy nurses, or just design some cubicle curtains (if you're an arty type)

Whatever you like, just if b3ta ran and designed hospitals.

Think of it, shop it, post it
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I like this idea
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# FAT CATS!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Halloween MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# YaY
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Something about clowns taking over the world
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# John Wayne Gacy as a zombie
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# NO FUCKING CLOWNS!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# The hidden side of things.
Or perhaps 'Guilty Secrets'.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# QOTW >
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Ooo bitchy, /TALK >
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Or
people with dead pig heads.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# hamstercows
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ^
This
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Oh not again!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# .
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# hahah
I do a great trouser pocket elephant
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ooh! This!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Cover versions you'd like to see
I shot the Sheriff by Raul Moat, or, Nightswimming by Michael Barrymore, or, It's raining men by Dr Liam Fox and Adam Werrity.....ect
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You ?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ha ha...on the flipside:
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Real Life Cartoons 2: The Quackoning!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Alternative Punchlines
Take famous comedy moments and try and come up with a better punchline.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# "shop something that has never bindun before"
how hard can it be?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# album covers
invent a group and design their album cover(s) (or alter existing ones)?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# COLOUR IN THE LIZARD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# This weeks news in computer games.
Take any story from the news and turn it into a fun game.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Gadaffi Duck Hunt
I betcha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Paul Daniels
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# EW, NO
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Arcade games from the 1950s
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahah this
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nice idea.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# How about - Headswaps, webcomics and cutout filter "vectors"
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Chipmunks
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I love this
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# In the mix :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahaha, reminds me of Koop from Human Traffic for some reason.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# \o/ 'cutes'
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# More owl DJ antics

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# DJ animals would be a good compo.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)
# emo manga tentical rape porn
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# halloween
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha this is great
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Dogs :)

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Eat my fist!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Ahahaha wonderful
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# this cat has one stiff jab
hahaha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Your dog's got funny eyes. Perhaps he needs a trip to the vet...

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Oh Dear
{;-)

T.Cooper
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# something with
russians
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Offend a powerful and rich person/organisation.
First one to get Rob sued wins.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Bindun......"the artist formally known as Prince"'s tattoo
Rob sued B3ta shut down
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Ah, I remember now.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Celebrity shops
Funny names, interesting items.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Is that shops as in photoshop, or shop as in emporium?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# emporium
but 'shopping of the celebs is permitted.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# The Sex lives of inanimate objects.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# History Fail.
How would the world be if The Wright Brothers completely failed at flying, or Columbus didn't make it to the Americas, etc.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Liftable visor papier mache helmet
pasticine sculpt for plaster mold then papier mache from mold

still got to age it a bit with oil paint n'shit

more craft shenanigans on theArt/ mask making site

some more prototypes in pipeline (selling them for £20 when I get the production line going (me getting the time!)- 10 for the faceplate and 10 for the helmet - but all the different face plates can be used with the same helmet)
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(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# nice!
you should do the one from demons, i like that one.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# i meant, of course, the 1985 lamberto bava film
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# you sound like a lady that knows her video nasties
I had a go with a goblin one but it went tits up at the moldmaking stage (I put the nose bridge too far down)
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/07/clay-scuplts-for-his-and-her-party.html

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Putting the nose bridge too far down would spoil a goblin one I suppose..!..
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# that's rather good
have you considered a full-head version of the djinn from wishmaster?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# you got me googlin again
I did have a go with something similar to that
clayed.blogspot.com/2011/02/venician-mask-making-attempt-plasticine.html
but I thought if I made them unisex and more ornamental I could aim them at a niche market for certain types of adult parties
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# good point
i'd suggest watching labyrinth then, loads of goblins in that
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# the trauma of seeing David Bowie's
cock has blocked out all other memory of that film
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# funny, that's why i like it
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# That's really nice.....
The mask is great too.. ;-)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# weirdo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Yep....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# What is wrong with weirdos, eh EH?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I know, it comes to something when a chap can't be at least a bit weird.
Can I rub your leg a bit?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Depends on which bit you want to rub it with, cheeky!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Let me get off him first..... because that's not his leg you weirdo.....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
# I know it's only a prototype for shape, but the corrogated look really suits that second mask.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# yeah, if you`re gonna make masks
you need some uglier models :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Woah! That's ace! :D *clicks*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hey you
how's the daft punk comin along
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# It's going slowly, I'll admit.
I went out and bought a few things today, like filler, spray paint, gaffer tape, etc. I've still yet to find some sort of helmet; not even the fancy dress shops have anything like what I need :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# plastic bucket
for trick-or-treaters. poundland sell them and you could probably fit one on your head, not to mention the fact that they'ds be easy to alter
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Hmm... I might consider it.
I did see one of those helmets today, the ones with two can holders and straws. I could take those off and alter it slightly, and we've got a good starting point.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# if you can knock something together cheaply that'll do the job
there's no point spending a fortune on other stuff. even if it doesn't work out, you're only down a couple of quid
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# True true, and it's only for one night (or two if I go to the other party a few days later)
If I can get the panels of the helmet cut out from linoleum or some kind of plastic, I should have it done on time. :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# lino is tricky stuff
it'll bend and flop on you and you can't harden it without making it brittle
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I suppose I could double it up, or make it thicker with some board.
I've got a sheet here right now, it's about 3-4mm thick. There are parts on the helmet where I'll need to bend it slightly, so I might have to mix things up a bit.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# you can always give it a try
i know someone who wrapped a piece of it around his shoulders and pretended to be batman. daft fucker :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Haha :D should have used a bin bag!
It's like you say though; as long as I'm not paying shitloads (and I'm not), there's no harm done. If the project fails I've got other costumes I could wear.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# PET bottle plastic can be shaped with a cool iron.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Thanks for the tip! I might do that for the visor :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# there's a youtube vid
somewhere of the guy who made the stormtrooper helmets I remember watching but he had all the equipment and a plastic vacuum setup. I can imagine if you nail it and are able to make a few you could have a setup flogging them, the fact they're so hard to make will make them more desirable. if ameobaboy pops up he'll have loads of good advice
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I think there might be a vacuum forming booth at my uni.
If the price is reasonable I'll give it a go, make the final design look a bit more professional.

And there are people out there selling Daft Punk helmets they've made, but for hundreds of pounds a piece. :S
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)
# definitly worth a go
here's that vid:
www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Make-a-Stormtrooper-Helmet-517132548
gonna be tough getting it done for halloween - maybe rope in some help?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Hmm, the link isn't working. Is it this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS79sDr70zc

I was really hoping to get it done tonight, but with no helmet to build around, it'll have to wait till tomorrow :( I guess I could ask someone in 3D design or technology about it; I went down there to ask if I could have it 3D printed, but it'd cost WAY too much.

I do plan to have each segment cut out on plastic/lino using the laser cutter; I downloaded a net of sorts, and tried it out with thin card. It definitely looks the dog's bollocks. :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# BIIIIIIIRD MAAAAAAAAN!!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# oh, bird man of Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade fame :D
remember it well
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Is that you inside it?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# could be sailor
*bats eyelashes
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Didn't think so.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# That's rather fine.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Sweet birdness!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# ....reminded me of this old nugget:
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Nice
helmet :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hell's newest citizen!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Too soon...
Or not soon enough, Timing is everything.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# There's not much I object to on here.
But pictures of corpses make me reet unconfortable.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# ^this
unless it's thatcher
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
Did he melted?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Ding! Dong! etc...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# do or do not; there is no try
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Get yo fat azz to Marz!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# woah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# haha fucking love it
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *runs*
holy shuddering fuck!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
woo!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Crikey O'Blimey, hahaha!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Argh had to Esc it to death.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# OH SHIT
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Fucking Woo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# class!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE RECURSION!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# was going to animate it but don't have teh skillz
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# clawhand
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# gillian mckeith?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# hahahaha
hilary clinton + frank from shameless = gillian mckeith

sounds about right
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# it's hard to tell
as, afaik, mckeith has never knowingly smiled
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# hah
neither would i on a diet of linseed and poo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# nor would any sane person
love the fact that she had to stop calling herself a doctor :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Someone handed her a blackberry? that's bananas that is...!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Scissors!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
# :D
belisha beacon
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Is that Jesus in the plane at the controls of a remote drone?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# That seams better than the other ones...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# haha
now change it for a fist
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# That one made me laugh.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# crazy woman is crazy
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# If dictators died with machine guns blazing, as their gilded mansion and/or squadron of armed hookers burned behind them, I'd probably have a lot more respect for them.
All this dead-in-a-sewer stuff is wank.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha this^
this is what being a rich bastard is about - abseiling down a spaceport guzzling booze:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15344836

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# You have to admire Saddam Husseins sons
They died with all guns blazing
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Anyone else spot the anagram (nearly)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Not seen the board this bust for yonks....

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Haha! I just about caught that story last night, rather humourous :)
Are you compoing this?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# No doesn't fit the compo really.. :-)
Just tickled me to do it....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Fair enough :) I wonder when the next compo's going to be announced...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Do a fake poll above and anounce it yourself..!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# this^
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# *goes through all of my own past suggestions*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# It'll be a rigged as when Fraser does it then..!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha
oops, sorry for posting over you :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# As long as the boards moving, it's all good with me.. ;-)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Butters him a fish.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Anti ris in the youtube, see if you can guesse it before clicking...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# Ha Ha! FP now!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Haha......
Opens front page in seperate tab and keeps refeshing...!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# fuck your lozenges, beardy!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# How do you no I'v not shaved.....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# errrrr
*covers hole in bathroom wall*

i was just guessing!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Darren Brown has got nothing on you..!
Bet you have a rant about Darren Brown now..!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# he's not worth my ire
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Did you enjoy your shopping trip...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# yes i did
was able to buy something that solved a problem of weekend-ruining potential.
also wine.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# An articulated lorry full of condoms and kay-y ?..! ;-)
Wine sounds good...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# nope, medical supplies
my next delivery isn't due till wednesday and i was running very low.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# You don't mean you got yourself SOME FUCKING LOZENGES DO YOU.....
share then round NOW...!!
Enlighten?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# pfff! not lozenges!
i need some pretty heavy-duty stuff that the PCT has decided they're giving me enough of, when they're not.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# You know how to intrigue someone you do....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# well, that's all you're getting ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Story of my life ;-)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# heheheh
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# how about Derren Brown?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# nah, don't care about him, either
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Boy miss Girl(Derwin,Mint AnimalCrossing humanize)

I fixed to my past fanart. I used Flanbase. OK? :3

↑ Mint pic.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# you should draw a version of them
but this is getting closer.

and in answer to your question in the pic... the same colour. Flower's don't give no shits, yo.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Thanks :D
The Lyrics from Sound Horizon「恋人を撃ち落とした日」
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Wahey! :D nice work :)
EDIT: Sorry to TJ, but while I'm here, does anyone have any requests? I'm bored shitless here and could do with drawing something.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Draw the middle east correspondent Jeremy Bowen stealing the corpse of colonel gadaffi
and spiriting it away to his brother Jim's house where they rent it out for the sexual pleasure of the cast of Eldorado
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# +rolf harris and some horse cock
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Rolf is sworn off the horse cock
but if you have a bit of zebra I'm sure he'd be tempted...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# that was probably my favourite episode of animal hospital.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# he still watches a tape of it every night
weeping and wanking, weeping and wanking...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# tears make the best lube.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# stripy cock
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Draw this!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# not in a Leningrad thread
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# *weeps like a girl*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Are you implying that moggy is, in actual fact, Leningrad?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I assumed that was the case
isn't it?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# It's ok, carry on
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Tell me again, Human!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)
# A dray horse urinating noisily and copiously onto a cobbled street, while a group of street urchins point and laugh.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You didn't mention the steam
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# A dray horse urinating noisily and copiously onto a cobbled street, while a group of steam urchins point and laugh.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# draw you drawing you drawing you drawing you drawing you drawing....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# ^ This....!!!
* Or Squits
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^^ thanks!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# How about Squirels with Tits?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# rule 34 on noel's house party
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# FIST OF FURY
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I part thy plums thusly
:)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
clicks thoroughly
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# sexy tiem in Rio
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Draw a person doing something really hilarious. I mean REALLY hilarious.
Hope this helps.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# The cast of Howard's Way vs the cast of Bergerac in a Battle Royale-esque fight to the death
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# A nice pastoral scene.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Ruined by Goose Nazis
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
:■)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Some waste trolls having a picnic
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Holy shit, I so should.
I so should.Especially since I did this.

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I hope he recycles his can....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# It will become part of a beautiful patio... when he gets out of the drunk tank.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Do the washing up for me?
I really can't be arsed.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Is it paying work?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Draw Hitler Again.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Is it okay if he's a goose?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Here you g-


Shit.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Aww, I feel bad now :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Draw
Jennifer Aniston being publicly harrassed by 7 clowns
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# F-R-I-E-N-D-S?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Freebase and Flanbase appear on the front page.
Freebase lookalike Gadaffi is killed.
Freebase and Flanbase appear in a Moggy picture.

THE OMENS GATHER
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# THE RAPTURE THE RAPTURE!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
A U
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# As a semi-professional eschatologist, I can confirm this is end of days.
I can confirm this is end of days.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# gadaffi isn't that bothered about being dead
as he knows the world ends tomorrow anyway.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# do you have charts?
I'll really struggle to believe you if you don't have charts.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# You doubt me?
Will seeing the charts help you believe?

Just after lunch tomorrow:


(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, ppo
I was planning a little trip in the afternoon tomorrow
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Imagine this: Mogu Front Page
(Find Bible Now)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Freebase and Flanbase appeared on the front page?
Really?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Flanbase is in the Jesus water pic
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ... and Freebase appeared in a meme-filled art gallery, though I can't remember who made it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Nice.
As has been suggested above, a drawing of Freebase in your own style would be a good thing.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ^
a reiteration of the above suggestion in concurrence with the second.

EDIT: strangely the first google image result for freebase is a crab with crack on a spoon.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Thanks ^^
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# yay! free flan wanted - will fuck for cash
:D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# XD yeah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# nice, top marks for freebase and flanbase
:D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Thanks X3
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# this is good
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Thanks ;D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# If she took her electric ears off, she'd be able to hear him wailing
Very nice. Good use of b3ta memes.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# And she might surprise to him wailing. :D
Thanks XD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# XD thanks ;D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Mogu, this is a very nice drawing.
Much improved from yesterday's.
Freebase and Flan are not needed.
How is the weather?
What are you wearing?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Thanks XD
I am glad when I have you say so.
The idea that I hit on accidentally. I want to use the idea. XD
Weather is good. : )
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hello Moon Phase Girl... ^__^

Nekko mimi Nekko mimi mode Nekko mimi mode des! Nekko mi mode tha
Nekko mi mode Nekko mi mode Nekko mi des! Nekko mi mode tha.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# *squees* >w<
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# X3
Neko mimi Mode X3
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# You do realise that in the Western World
nobody has a fucking clue what you are on about?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# I do.
I'm sorry. *sits down*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# You sir
have failed the 'YIFF' test ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Would that be the 'Yearly International Familiarization and Fuck' test?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# No.
But somebody should have a word with their superior and get that implemented right away.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I've got contacts; we can have it made compulsory in the next two months.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I`m sorry too, as I also understand...
*sits down*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Don't listen to him, Mogu...
...he's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Only on
Wednesday afternoons and holidays of national importance.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Those must be special mice.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Western World?
O_o
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Yes. It's the opposite to the Eastern world
you know, oriental - occidental, that kind of thing? It's quite rudimentary.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I never went to Western world :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# I did once but all the robots went wrong and killed everybody,
and I had to escape through the underground tunnels.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I saw that anime.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# I just ran that through Google translate into Japanese and back
"West, that sort of thing - Do you know the East? This is rather rudimentary."

Another run seems to go all Yoda on us: "West, that sort of thing is - do you know the east? This is rather rudimentary."

Another run it seems to be getting a bit aggressive: "West, is not that sort of thing - do you know the east? This is rather rudimentary."

OK, now it's just beginning to dribble. "West, in that sort of thing is not - Do you know the east? This is rather rudimentary." At least it sticks with that one.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I never forgive West
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Tell me more about the mint animal crossing
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Mint is my favorite character. :3
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# A snooty female squirrel

I don't know what to make of that.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# snooty female squirrel... awesome XD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Each animal in that game has a personality trait...
...basically meaning Mint here, would be a re-skinned version of other snooty animals.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# re-skinned squirrels are my favourites
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Same; I don't like thos horrible original-skinned squirrels. SO last year.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# One time I ate a squirrel,
it had not a skin on it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Bloody hipsters!
I was eating squirrels before eating squirrels was popular.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# How strange... but I do like your technique and style.... :-)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Thank you XD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# "AAAAAAH! MY TWIN!"
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# XD
was stuffy?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Yes, so I opened a window.
Needless to say, I felt much better.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Woo
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# i misunderstand you
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# why? O_o
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# about 2.30pm
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# last minute sort of compo related...


EDIT: FP? blimey! :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# yep, that about sums it up
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's the new comp
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# God's speech bubbles look like cigarette packet health warnings
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah, he like to tackle that shit head on
Congrats on the well deserved FP!!
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# thank you :)
to be honest I nearly didn't post it.
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I just like the idea that b3ta might have their own corporate office building
Rather than Rob's grubby basement...
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
#
basement underpants
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Shed
(, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
Grubby stool in an S&M bar.
(, Sat 22 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# fucking lol
Haha
(, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# quick and crap
bit like tomorrows sun headline.....will most likely be


(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# they'll have dead face on front page
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# In fairness
I think his face has been dead for a long time already.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# :D
he spent too much time happy as a boy and it stretched it all out :(

He only went on his mission of oppression just so other Libyans were spared the same fate/face.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha
needs more beak - then it would be Gadaffi FUCK!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking what?!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Lol, know of any good dictators that got killed lately?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Just the ugly ones.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# RIP Tommy

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# A classic!
:D

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I was just saying, "he looks like Tommy Cooper!"
when I saw his pic on the news :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha!
fuck :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# HI HO SILVERRRRR!!!

it doesn't get much ropier than this...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Mmmm
Rolos.

Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Google images
"party hat" & "hell" respectively
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Seams ok...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# TRAAA LAAAAAA!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Internet cunthorse.
EDIT: Actually, it looks a bit like Dave Mustaine.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# It is
megadave. Though they could probably be quite easily swapped...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# *opens Photoshop*
Actually, I can't be fucked. I don't think enough people know Dave Mustaine for it to be worth it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Which is
a bit of a crime in itself... you're probably right though
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Mustane Sally?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# But what does the their beloved leader think?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Knowing North Korea, this probably isn't shopped at all.
It's both the best and worst country in the world.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I imagine this is pretty accurate
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Ah, so that's how they do it over there
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# AND HOW
I like george bush on the segway.. I imagine that's what I'd be like on one too.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Hello Meme...
...meet the REAL meme...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I hope its 'ropey PS thursday'
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Horse Carrot Thursday!

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Henry will need a bigger bag if he wants some of those
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Classic Malkmus
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# better Malkmus
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# That was great
I'm not surprised the pirates made him their captain
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:13, archived)
# the studio version is ace
but I've been using that video to figure out what Joanna Bolme is playing on bass.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# My vote still goes to 1% though
for the inspired axe work that builds towards the end, after 6 or 7 minutes I'm on the verge of levitating or ejaculating or something.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# this am good guitar
never heard of them/him before... me likey :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Oh unholy fuck no
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I hope it is, as this is well ropey!!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Too much smug!
Although I would nyom the hell out of that croissant right now
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Gaddafi Regime Quacks Up, etc
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I mean seriously
what is it with despots these days - always getting caught. not like my day - we had real stayers who last the distance.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ahahahaha :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# * Unsubscribes for the rest of the day....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ^
I just wish I had some work to be getting on with that didn't involve being repeatedly arse-fucked by the IT director
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# ^This minus the "IT"
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I think I might go home, actually
or just go back to the pub

I'm having an absolute cunt of a day
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Feeling's mutual. S.A.D is a mean bitch.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# you need some lovely light boxes
or to get out of a windowless office.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# here is a nice idea
fuck off back to 4chan
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Who died and made you Gaddafi?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Saddam
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# he looks like leatherface at the end of the first texas chainsaw massacre.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# ^ This. I knew I recognised his face from somewhere! He also looks a bit like Freebase....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Jesus do? He'd advertise underpants.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Holy skidmarks!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I buff my knick knacks with a (never been used) pair of Calvin Klein pants.
An oh so hilarious gift from beardedwife's best friend when beardedwife & I started dating
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# so. Shiny knick knacks for you then
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I'm secwetwy evil
Go daffy out of luck

EDIT: oops just realised there are some Gadaffi related pics in the thread below, should have stuck this there!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Gadaffi Beak
I don't get it?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Couldn't..
..decide which disguise he would wear
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# he has an anus on his forehead
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# el colon Gadaffi
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# reports that he is now dead
Assad of Syria must have just changed his pants
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# "Kaboom".....head shot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# TOO SOON :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# That's OK I think the board will be pretty much pure Gadaffi for the rest of the day now...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's a race for the first "Gadaffi found at Dale Farm" pic...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Just seen a picture of him as he was captured.
Doesn't look in a good way...

:o(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# As opposed to the way he normally looks?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# he's now dead apparently
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Beeb still undecided.
From the pic though it looks a distinct possibility

*feels quite poorly*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Stepped on one rake too many, I guess.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
#

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Swift retribution is swift... and a little sinister
doesn't bode well for the new administration to be going in with blood on their hands - I was hoping for a Hague trial (William Hague, never liked the bloke looks too shifty and is from Wath upon Dearne)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah, I was planning a bike tour across town
So far, I have the Rwanda and Yugoslavia tribunals on the map, and some Somalian pirates, plus the luxury prison in Scheveningen
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# the picture being shown on the bbc would seem to confirm this
wither that or they have cut out his eyes.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# They cut out his eyes?
are you going on the basis of that BBC photo or something else the BBC one is pretty low resolution not that I'd want to see something as gross as that. I can understand the anger and resentment towards Gaddafi but I was hoping there would be some administration at work to prevent a lynching albeit he may have deserved it by some action as yet unreported.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Wont anyone think about all those poor lawyers
denied a living wage at what would have been his trial
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS...
Sideshow Bob fellated by Homer and Marge Simpson, more after these words from our sponsors...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# have a scribble thats been on my desk for years
apologies for bad scan
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
# OH HAI HOMRE AND MAGRE!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Jesus wept, are the BBC in the snuff pic business now?
Can't imagine this'll last long before the complaints drive it off their news page;
unpleasant image

Edit: And it's been replaced, I imaging a junior web hack was left in charge during the lunch break.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck!
"previously, on the walking dead..."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# we shouldn't shield people from reality
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# "in Sirte joke here"
hahahaha :D
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Jesus
That looks like a still from a zombie film.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Fubah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# is that the other town near Sirte?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# A Merkinism
Fucked Up Beyond All Hope - there are several variations of the spelling but it's all about being fucked up beyond all hope.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# i am aware of this
i was attempting to make a funny.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Ah now it is I who feels foolish, touché!!
*sulks off* ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I knew it as fubar
fucked up beyond all recognition.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# yeah me too, from tango & cash
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# it's either still there
or it's back
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I took a screen shot
it's all him "in the day" and freedom fighters holding guns aloft now
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# he's officially dead now apparently
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# A prayer goes out to Nelly Furtado, who must be feeling absolutely devastated about all of this.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Hey guys I'm shutting down the board at 2pm for 3 minutes
Thanks guys
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Is this within SLA?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# 3mins silence for Gadaffi?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# STOVEPIPE HAT
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Just to point out...
That this news made its way to B3ta faster than it could to the BBC
(looking at all of the post times)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# B3ta - be the first to know®
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# another breaking story from the BNN
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# "Top Story today: WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
"...and now Vimod with the weather."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ...B&s of rain moving in from the East
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# "Thanks V, now to Knicker Talk with Ian Stafford."
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Smalls Talk
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
well you ladies have been sending in your pants by the sackful this week....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# 'der is a vave of B& sveeping across the midlands
now ober to flanbase for 'der sport.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# This is possibly one of my favourite b3ta images. Makes me laugh every time.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha fucking ace.....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# TOO SOON YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Seem's I'm not alone.
Big important breaking news? TO B3TA!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# This is quackers
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Too soon?

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# i'm waiting for chunk to do the truffle shuffle
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Are those two giant teabags on the front of te train?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Very likely cowshit
being dried out for an OMG BBQ
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Mr Noisy
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I love these!
:D

(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# These would make...
...fabbilus T-Shirts!!! WOO

*Click*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I think the owners of the Mr Men franchise
would probably not be best pleased.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Oh sod them!
;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# It's time to relicense them
you could do an animated series for CBeebies
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# there's a fairly new animated series on Channel 5 in the morning
which, incidentally is excellent, and pretty funny. even if some of the names and designs of a few of the characters have been changed
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# There's a french-only Mr Man
called Mr Crosspatch, who beats people up for fun.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# By the look in his eyes
Mr Noisey has done things......

Bad things
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# WAAAAH! Cacodemon!
*selects shotgun*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# attack of the killer tomatoes!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# That's evil
TJ: Gaddafi captured
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# With injured legs, no less.
I imagine he fell down the stairs, sarge.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# stairs can always be arranged
even in a bungalow
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# haha!
ooh - the lovely Mishal Husein is on News 24
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# i'd watch
but i'm going out now.
'bye!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# She was in Children of Men as a newsreader. I watched that the other night, it was ace.
If a bit depressing.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# she often plays a newsreader in my mind
her and Sophie Raworth, behind the newsdesk, naked from the waist down and BRB....
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)
# was he captured by the Met?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Move along sir, nothing to see here.
Those are not teeth on the floor, sir, it's barley. Constable Thrush has an allotment, don't you constable?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Not the case...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# hehe
no no no no no no. The Colonel is currently in the Spa of the Dorchester Hotel...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)
# LIES!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# love your arts
*click*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# YAY!

I LIKE MR. NOISY
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I'D LIKE TO BUY A PIECE OF MEAT
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# ASSMEAT, I DO HOPE
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned, there is no other meat.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# haha superb arts!
I'd like to see your take on Mr Special
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Nice detail on the molars
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Superb
I like to imagine your trade is related to dentistry
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# These are wonderful.
I really like your style.


Have you done Mr Bump yet?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Thanks!
I haven't done Mr Bump, but I might have a go. I've probably got 2 or 3 more left in me before I get bored and do something else.

I was trying to work out how I'd draw Mr Messy...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I do love your painting style :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I can't hear anything.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)

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