he looks even more smug
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29,
archived)
I didn't think it was possible, but yes, he does... but yes he does...:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:20,
archived)
I'd like to post an appreciative comment to this image, but unfortunately I am far too busy moaning about the post below.;o)
On that note - HOME TIEM!
(On that note - HOME TIEM!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:38,
archived)
He's won Decand now he's gloating, standing on Ant's corpse.
Soon he will kill again.
(Soon he will kill again.
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42,
archived)
The problem with this isyou are too good at tattyshopping and I can never tell which is real and which is your shoppery. That plus I need new glasses.
(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:51,
archived)
Should have gone to Specsavers.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59,
archived)
Sexy! or Decxy (or Antxy)
But I know it's Dec really
(But I know it's Dec really
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:15,
archived)
the little one reminds me slightly of Rob.
But I do have shit eyes
(But I do have shit eyes
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:15,
archived)
hahaha, excellent Ninj!What's Ant doing to make them both so happy?
(
Q4nobody,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:41,
archived)
Cheers Q!I would've shown, but then it would
be Naughty Step for me ;)
(be Naughty Step for me ;)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 21:12,
archived)
did you make thisor did you find it somewhere?
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:00,
archived)
Hello new personThis messageboard is a place to post thing you've made yourself.
Also, this isn't 4chan.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:01,
archived)
I think you want 4chan, this is b3taeasily confuse what with the numbers and letters and things
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:03,
archived)
well, you have to admit it really IS confusing inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04,
archived)
Shit. I think I've been in the wrong place all this time... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:17,
archived)
Just looked at 4chan.Not going back there again.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21,
archived)
Dave's just the samehe went there and some boy burnt his neck, he didn't like it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40,
archived)
Egad, yes. yes.I went once some time ago. Quite apart from the eyepoppingly bad txtspk and WOAH NSFW I found the board layouts totally confusing.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:41,
archived)
^absolutely thiswhat an awful website design
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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It isn't even that funny. wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:05,
archived)
YAY! Bunbuns!Otterbuns? Bunotters? Nicer bunny ears than I made anyhoo.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:53,
archived)
Yours still looks like a Camel Toe
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55,
archived)
GO AWAY 4Chan characters!! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07,
archived)
I'M NOT DAVE DON'T CALL ME DAVE. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:09,
archived)
WHO IS DAVE? I'M MOGGY. YOUR EYES ARE IMPORTANT. PLEASE REST YOUR EYES. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:20,
archived)
You are Dave, Dave.Love your TV Channel, "Dave", Dave.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:21,
archived)
I have not my channel. You saying lie. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23,
archived)
HahahaThat sounds like Yoda with altzeimer's.
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23,
archived)
Dave you are, Dave.Dave, err... where was I?
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:26,
archived)
"No. Moggy not. Dave... or Dave not.
There is no Moggy."
(There is no Moggy."
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34,
archived)
are you talking to yourself now?I'm finding this very confusing
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:52,
archived)
I don't have a photo of you.How could I?
Send me one and I'll post it, I promise.
(Send me one and I'll post it, I promise.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:52,
archived)
We've been asking for a photo of you Daveonly you can tell us what you look like Dave.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54,
archived)
No, that's MariaYou are Dave.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:03,
archived)
MARIA* I'M MARIA. I'M NOT MOGGY. I'M NOT DAVE!! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:07,
archived)
Correct.Maria is not Moggy and not Dave.
Tell Maria to get her own account. Sponging freeloader.
(Tell Maria to get her own account. Sponging freeloader.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09,
archived)
YOU'RE NOT MARIA!!!!!!!!!YOU WILL NEVER BE MARIA!!!!!!!!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:13,
archived)
We cannot see you, Dave - that's the trouble.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:23,
archived)
I'M not Dave. Who is Dave? Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28,
archived)
You are. Blimey, do we have to go through this again, Dave?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29,
archived)
I'm Japanese. I don't stay England. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:31,
archived)
You saying Japanese people can't be called Dave?Are you some kind of racist?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:32,
archived)
I don't know DAVE.DAVE DON'T STAY IN JAPAN.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34,
archived)
I know a Dave in Japan.Hi Dave, how's the weather in Japan?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:35,
archived)
There is two of you Dave?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:45,
archived)
Dave is as Dave does.Continue dA shit just as Dave (you) would.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47,
archived)
I'm Moggy. Dave did what do? Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:06,
archived)
NoNames look what happened to G*****n,
Wait a sec
you tell him DAVE
(Wait a sec
you tell him DAVE
Bish0p,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10,
archived)
I'M NOT DAVE DON'T CALL ME DAVE.
I'm catch a cold. So Don't give tired to me.
(I'm catch a cold. So Don't give tired to me.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12,
archived)
Stick your head out of the window Dave Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16,
archived)
oh my god, dave beheaded someone! inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:29,
archived)
Fucking hellI think my ironymeter just exploded
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15,
archived)
You mean you are not interested in seeing stuff from other sites on here? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16,
archived)
4Chan has not rule. they are criminal. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:38,
archived)
Thank you understand. But Don't call me DAVE Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:46,
archived)
Sorry Dave. Do you prefer David? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47,
archived)
HE SAID dA IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!dA IS A PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44,
archived)
dA is awesome. :D and I'm not Dave Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49,
archived)
dA isn't awesome and you are Dave. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54,
archived)
dA is for little kids and washed up grown ups.Which one are you, Dave?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55,
archived)
dA is where idiot children post their shitty KAWAII DESU NE pictures and receive false praise from like-minded fuckwits.It is NOT awesome.
And you have a penis.
(And you have a penis.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:00,
archived)
XD Thanks!! XD You good friend. :3
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:02,
archived)
Prove you are who you claim to be and we will stop calling you Dave... Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:43,
archived)
The more you struggle, the tighter the gaffer tape becomes.Just thought you should know that, Dave.
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:54,
archived)
PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42,
archived)
I'M NOT DAVE.*eating your head*
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15,
archived)
Omnomnomnomnom*eating your head*
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18,
archived)
with sexy results
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43,
archived)
with sexy results Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44,
archived)
NNNNNGHHHH DON'T STOP I'M NEARLY THERE Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:48,
archived)
Ah, Hitchcockian amputee animal porn..my favourite
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:18,
archived)
What's the weather like in Luton?It's still a bit snowy here Dave.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:28,
archived)
I don't know Dave. I'M JAPANESE. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:30,
archived)
Dave is cool guy? I never seen him. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:39,
archived)
I'm female. I'm not guy. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43,
archived)
I don't know, you are Dave. Are you female?I guess females can be called Dave too. Maybe short for "Davina"
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:55,
archived)
I'm female. To sexual harassment?
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:23,
archived)
What's wrong with a bit of sexual harassment before tea? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52,
archived)
I'm having racial intolerance for tea Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:55,
archived)
Ahh fair enough. The two don't mix well. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 18:00,
archived)
Do you own a mirror, Dave?
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42,
archived)
It continues to this boring joke forever? Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:53,
archived)
I doubt it.But I can pretty much predict how the replies to your next pic will pan out. :D
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57,
archived)
Probably about a month or two, with occasional revivals after that when somebody remembersthat's the way these things usually go.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57,
archived)
Only YOU can stop this Dave - you know what to do Dave.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:59,
archived)
~I have a feeling I played a part in establishing that law...*cross-references*
EDIT nope. Wasn't even in the thread. Hmmm... Curious.
As you were.
(EDIT nope. Wasn't even in the thread. Hmmm... Curious.
As you were.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:11,
archived)
Maria: You are fake. and you are not Moggy. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:15,
archived)
Is that your middle name Dave? Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:33,
archived)
Japanese has not middle name. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:38,
archived)
Oh give it a rest, you attention seeking shit mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:36,
archived)
I can still admire the artistry in thesewhilst still avoiding the need to call social services
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:49,
archived)
This has nothing to do with Hitler.I think you might have tried to jump on my bandwagon, but you slipped and fell, and now Dave thinks he's Moggy.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50,
archived)
Who is Dave? I don't know. I don't make sense. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:01,
archived)
Your name is Dave.There is no Moggy...there never was.
Please respect the rules of b3ta.
(Please respect the rules of b3ta.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:06,
archived)
the rules of b3ta is what? Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:41,
archived)
Some rules are unwrittenWe don't like 4chan crap.
We don't like dA links.
We don't like questionable sexual imagery that is considered NSFW or even borderline illegal.
We don't like Photography unless it's on Sunday but even then some people still don't like Photography.
We do like Jokes.
We do like well drawn art.
We do like satire and parody.
(We don't like dA links.
We don't like questionable sexual imagery that is considered NSFW or even borderline illegal.
We don't like Photography unless it's on Sunday but even then some people still don't like Photography.
We do like Jokes.
We do like well drawn art.
We do like satire and parody.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:52,
archived)
4chan wanky fuckballswhat is that blue thing in the second frame anyway? A robot dropping a hankie?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:15,
archived)
I don't even get the joke
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:34,
archived)
I get it but that blue thing bothers meIs the text some kind of code? I'm sure the blue text reads CUMFEST if you squint
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:45,
archived)
more ebaum than 4chanwould need more anime girl fellating her cock for 4chan
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:42,
archived)
Does ebaumsworld still exist?I had a look on 4chan once. Never again.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47,
archived)
Me too...(
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50,
archived)
4chan is what lazy sitcom-writers believe the internet to beHehe, just realised my last comment is pretty much exactly what Fresh Water Mole said... ahh, me and my unintentional plagiarism...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:09,
archived)
Just onceI wish I could make an image that gets as many replies as this has done.
JUST ONCE.
(JUST ONCE.
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:40,
archived)
amen to that sister
(
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:43,
archived)
It's easy.The question you have to ask though, is it the quantity of replies or the quality? I'll call you a threadwasting cunt on your next post, if you like.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:44,
archived)
I'll take it!Quantity over quality every time I am.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:47,
archived)
the thing is, no one is talking about the picture in a good wayThreads like this simply provide a chance for like minded people to say silly stuff and have a laugh, with a little bit of territorial "we don't like that sort of thing round these parts" comedy posturing.
If you just want attention; troll the board, if you want to post stuff you are proud of and hope like minded people see it, carry on as normal.
(If you just want attention; troll the board, if you want to post stuff you are proud of and hope like minded people see it, carry on as normal.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:50,
archived)
It's true.But I wouldn't mind some comedy posturing of my own at times, I guess.
and thank you for the huge compliment :D
(and thank you for the huge compliment :D
wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:57,
archived)
^ A better way of what I was trying to mumble Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:05,
archived)
Create a comedy account and post something from 4Chan.Job's a good 'un.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:00,
archived)
I know DaveThat's the point of the discussion
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:05,
archived)
I don't hear your opinion. You are fake my portrait maker! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:12,
archived)
:D of course it was a fake/joke portrait no one knows what you look like!And if you won't listen to my opinion, please consider everyone elses who point out that the dA stuff is not wanted here.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:17,
archived)
Does this include Sequential Art, which as I understand it is routinely posted on Deviant Art?Does that not count due to not being typical of DA?
Can you in fact post what you like on b3ta or can't you? Is the idea to defend b3ta's culture from outsiders? Shades of immigration policy debates.
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:24,
archived)
Can you in fact post what you like on b3ta or can't you? Is the idea to defend b3ta's culture from outsiders? Shades of immigration policy debates.
If JJ were to post screenshots of his dA account whining about some other dA member, I'm sure it wouldn't be welcome either. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:27,
archived)
But, you guys give should not joke boring to me.If you call me Dave, I don't give happy.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:37,
archived)
Sorry, I don't understand Japanese. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:47,
archived)
I don't mean pictures that are hosted there, just the soap opera drama moggy keeps posting and getting a bollocking forthat consist of a screengrab of someone sending her a private message or something. like this:
b3ta.com/board/10683397
If she stopped that she wouldn't get half as much flack
(b3ta.com/board/10683397
If she stopped that she wouldn't get half as much flack
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:30,
archived)
I have no memory has been scolding from you.
I will accept comments by e-mail.
(I will accept comments by e-mail.
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:33,
archived)
Your call "Dave" is SHIT!! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:46,
archived)
Calm down, DaveNo need to get nasty. Jeepers.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:59,
archived)
I dunno the why should not post dA stuff. :(You guys should accept my individuality.
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:26,
archived)
LAWL POASTING IN EPIC THREADnever come back
(
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:07,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Misunderstood Dialogue"){kind=small}
I couldn't hear, I was too busy listening to bignose
blyerkit e k trilby,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:46,
archived)
either thator the same nose job surgeon
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:06,
archived)
three per side, that's the rulefor this brightly coloured tool.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:06,
archived)
RDLI ME THIS, BATMAN! HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:08,
archived)
"ROFFLE" me this, Shirley? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13,
archived)
*wipes tear from eye* goodnight, sweet PKINLE Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:36,
archived)
Someone put it on FacebookSorry no sauce. Sadly this was Ridl's last report before his untimely carking it. It happened outside the vets where they were shooting a new series of "Ridl, Please Put My Dog Down". Poor little fella :(
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:20,
archived)
I loved that program... at least we'll always have the reruns...
That was one of my work colleagues I'll see if I can find it.(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:32,
archived)
first Rdli, now Ridl !is there a serial killer on the loose?
best warn rldi, rdil and rild
(best warn rldi, rdil and rild
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:16,
archived)
I seem to have missed a meeting.WTF is this new meme all about?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:17,
archived)
Poor little fella :(
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:25,
archived)
did you not get the memo? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:19,
archived)
I heard the one where H from Steps had died, just not this one.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:24,
archived)
Someone's kids spelled out RDLI HAKKIS in the snow and posted a photo hereand everyone assumed he'd died.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:20,
archived)
It's in Mictoboy's dictionary(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:26,
archived)
*expects horses**feels strangely let down* :(
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:37,
archived)
I love the b3ta dictionaryBut isn't the point of it to be helpful?
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:48,
archived)
It points you to the source of the meme - it's otherwise spoiling the fun if it gets too technical about what RDLI HAKKIS is all about.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:57,
archived)
But why does the link go to Invisable man's post?WHY??????
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:25,
archived)
I must have entered the wrong url but you can scroll up :P
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:39,
archived)
RDLI HAKKIS(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:28,
archived)
Aha. All is now clear....and yet I feel strangely unfulfilled.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:32,
archived)
I know what you mean Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:57,
archived)
Stranger.
Click for bigger (159 kb)
fav.me/d4oky21
↑ Please see this link. Despite the person banned by dA, Why can post comment?! This is horrible. :(
Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:52,
archived)
The amount of offs that you should fuck is unquantifiable. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:53,
archived)
hahaSlight mindpiss there
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:37,
archived)
I've got a few fucking candles in my room. Give off a lovely lavender aroma.They make you high as fuck though.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:56,
archived)
I don't let the missus have candlesNot since that unfortunate "fire" incident and BECAUSE WE LIVE IN THE FUCKING AGE OF ELECTRICITY
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07,
archived)
Fucking lavender.Can't stand that stuff. SOmething about it makes me gag.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:57,
archived)
After being sprayed in the face by automatic air fresheners many, MANY timesI'm inclined to agree.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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I got spayed by one of those once, in the sunvally toilet, (no I wasn't playing the machines just using the loo!)I was standing there peeing and heard it make a noise as it armed itself, I looked and moved to avoid it, but it got me, it was like being attacked by a triffid...
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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It shits you up, doesn't it?They're like a robotic version of the people in department stores that spray you with girly perfume.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Haha... they should fill them with anthrax and fit them with Burberry detectors!
Sounds like one for Dragon's Den :D Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Fields of it smell nice at dawnbut I agree about the dried stuff
( fuscous,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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really?how many times do we have to explain this before you get it?
Seriously, why are you posting this here? if you've got a problem on Deviant Art contact the Deviant Art people to complain, don't post a screenshot here of something none of us have a fucking clue about.
(Seriously, why are you posting this here? if you've got a problem on Deviant Art contact the Deviant Art people to complain, don't post a screenshot here of something none of us have a fucking clue about.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SPAM SOMETHING PLEASE.World Community Grid is trying to get 100,000 new members.
For anyone who doesn't know about it it's a way to donate your spare computer power to help cure cancer / solve world hunger / eradicate malaria etc.
www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
Please join up and then join team b3ta.
(For anyone who doesn't know about it it's a way to donate your spare computer power to help cure cancer / solve world hunger / eradicate malaria etc.
www.worldcommunitygrid.org/
Please join up and then join team b3ta.
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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team b3ta? *Take out a gun*
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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^ I think this shall be my standard reply to you from now on.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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AND PULL THE TRIGGER UNTIL IT GOES *click*. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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You gonna shoot your finger off?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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Ohh I remember something like that. This mac's on all bloody day so it should do some good. 
fatpoof,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Been on this for a few years butdidn't know there was a b3ta team. Ta for the headsup.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Set up by someone called Cadmus, apparently.8 members so far.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Just checked and I am one of the 8.Joined August '07
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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Dumb and dumber.This is a wasted b3ta thread, and not forgivable.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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LalalalalalalalaI fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum and she loved it
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum in the shitter
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
She paid me ten quid
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
(I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum and she loved it
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum in the shitter
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
She paid me ten quid
Lalalalalalalala
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
I fucked your mum
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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No.........I am NILES PROWER!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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Miles Prower's lesser-known brother? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02,
archived)
Dear Sir or Madperson.Which of two posts do you think we would all like to see on the board?
The Mofaha one that you pushed off the bottom or this totally irrelevant pile of shite?
Signed A Wellwisher.
(The Mofaha one that you pushed off the bottom or this totally irrelevant pile of shite?
Signed A Wellwisher.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:02,
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I am one of the few people that continuously gives your work a kind word when I see it and tries to stick up for you a little sometimes..But you know full well that posting this here is wrong.
May I ask why you have posted it here?
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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May I ask why you have posted it here?
she's really doing her best to whittle down those numberseven Bourbon Fox is telling her to fuck off
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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I mean, come on, guys. It's obviously some 40-something creepy Japanese businessman who's been banned from every karaoke bar in Osaka, so he spends his free time drawing weird shit.
(I think.)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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I wonder What are you two # 's ~Tsu Hey man you fool
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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I'm not murder. don't worry. Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:27,
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Good to see you here Mongy...I have something for you.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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Because of dumb fucks like you that encourage her[edit] that sounds a little harsh - my apologies - but the point still stands
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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Ha ha ha - Out loud office laugh! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Haven't you got the message yet that noone here gives a flying fuck about your dA dramas? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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It's been said that the internet's primary reason for existenceis so that middle-aged overweight truck-driving married men can have underage lesbian cybersex with other middle-aged overweight truck-driving married men.
The rest of it is divided up into b3ta and the other stuff.
This is b3ta - NOT THE OTHER FUCKING STUFF, so kindly return to your truck.
Thanks.
(The rest of it is divided up into b3ta and the other stuff.
This is b3ta - NOT THE OTHER FUCKING STUFF, so kindly return to your truck.
Thanks.
blyerkit e k trilby,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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AhahaA thesis clearly posited and excellently argued, with an inescapable conclusion.
( boris the spider,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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You cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I'm not giving. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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^______________________________________^lool for the wording of the loop dee doops unt Lake Win Dermere
XD
(XD
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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And so, the last thin slivers of my childhood are raped away
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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Well I'll be bum swizzled!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:41,
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I am so glad I scrolled down prior to posting* this could have been full of boiling mind piss!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Fucking hell, I'm watching Worzel Gummidge on telly as well Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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dont know if anyone's seen thiswww.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/feb/06/worzel-gummidge-hollywood-film-version?newsfeed=true
edit: *scrolls down* ah...
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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edit: *scrolls down* ah...
Next week, she wraps that barbed wire round his cock. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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Rare guitar for sale
I think it might need re-stringing though.
Original
hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:08,
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fender stratocockster
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Yamaha Pacificock
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:12,
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Prickenbacker
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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Gibson Les Penis
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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It could be an early Cox or a Bohner. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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ok, that's all i know about guitars Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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How much do you know about penis?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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not as much as i'd like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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Well you've just lowered the tone by twisting the knob to zero ;-)
is that one pf prince's?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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I'd like to know what all the dials do.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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i'd like to install a wah wah pedal Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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Yeah we should really limit the amount of knobs per ........ knob XLVII .uk,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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Haha, it looks a bit like a cock mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:22,
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So it doesI'd not noticed.
( hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Bah, I should learn not to click on links, it always leads to disappointment.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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some nutjob is apparently trying to get Peter Jackson to make a movie of it with Russel Brand HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:59,
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Hahaha! Tim Minchin would make a great Worzel...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:39,
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HahahahahaI would so love that to be true!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:03,
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Hmmm ...I smell promotional newsbites ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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absolutelyits someone trying to get noticed, because hollywood are telling him to fuck off
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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great saving on makeup Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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Luckily, or not, Brand still has the corpse of Rentaghost to rape first
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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I'd like the corpse of Brand to rape first
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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Peter Jackson was credited with some of the special effects in Worzel Gummidge TRU FAX
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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Eeep!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:42,
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Hahaha, WFT?
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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kimjungunlookingatkimjongillookingatthingsandkimjungunwhoisalsolookingatthings.tumblr.com Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49,
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just another normal day in North Korea :)nice subtle tagging too
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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The accuracy!IT BURNS!!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:17,
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Conservative Future is the 'youth wing of the UK Conservative Party'and doing what comes naturally, they've up-ended a wheelchair-bound man and come up with their new logo:
(
beaubodor blogless,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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They should get that Jodi Marsh fellow to be their representative. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:28,
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Has that replaced their dynamic "flying bread-roll" motif?EDIT Oh good grief. That made me look at their actual website.
This page - www.conservativefuture.com/news/launch-cf-women is only one "Didn't she do well!" away from perfectly capturing my mental image of the young conservative.
EDIT EDIT and this return on their search facility surprises me not a jot.
(This page - www.conservativefuture.com/news/launch-cf-women is only one "Didn't she do well!" away from perfectly capturing my mental image of the young conservative.
EDIT EDIT and this return on their search facility surprises me not a jot.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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The great thing about conservative chicks isthey're very adventurous.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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from my days of vote counting, and seeing all the candidates' daughters walking aroundthe tory girls tend to be very very attractive indeed
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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And adventurous.Which is nice.
the great thing is, conservative chicks are generally rich, so can afford all the good make-up.
(the great thing is, conservative chicks are generally rich, so can afford all the good make-up.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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Rich poeple are better looking than poor people.It's a fact
When was the last time you saw a hottie signing on?
(When was the last time you saw a hottie signing on?
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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well the Labour candidates looked quite posh too as I recallthere were a few "standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid" type party candidates that looked a bit scruffy though. They hadn't brought an attractive daughter with them.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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^What Bitchtits said^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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but imagine actually "giving them a forum to get involved"! What are they thinking in this day and age?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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HahahaI would post any number of wicker man shops in reply but someone killed b3tards.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:46,
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I think it's self-terminated briefly.Emvee had a cunning strategy though if you can remember all your filenames.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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Hmm. Google needs to develop a mind control based image search. You would think of the picture you want and it would find the address for you.They could generate revenue from advertisers who get to project their ads directly into your subconscious.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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If the popular urban myth is true, then the average search return would go:Relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, relevant image, relevant image, boobs, ad infinitum.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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I guess it could go horribly wrong if you accidentally thought of something disgusting and then your reaction to it resulted in increasingly horrific pictures until you ended up spewing up all over your computer.
(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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the file name is the same as it is on your pcso if you still have it on your pc, search for that name with paul p's (i think) search page
morningstar-cyberwear.com/b3ta/#
edit - yeah, that didn't work at all
(morningstar-cyberwear.com/b3ta/#
edit - yeah, that didn't work at all
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39,
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I need to download all my images! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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Calm down, dear...it's maintenance.
*frantically downloads all images*
(*frantically downloads all images*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48,
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very nice sirit's a damn shame you don't post more often
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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Thank youI'm trying to start up again, so hopefully more pics soon.
( beaubodor blogless,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:00,
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*cue Ben Elton in a blonde wig*Hi! My name's Boris! And me and my mates thought that Facebook just wasn't 'NOW'! Right? I expect, like us, you're not into all that stuff your "prole mates" are into! Right! So! We just thought we'd have a chum site for us! Right! And this is it! Conservative Futurez! Yeah, F-U-T-U-R-E-Zed! Zed for Zap! It's a website FOR young Tories, made BY young Tories, and concentratin' on all the subjects that young Tories are into! Like, unemployment! Maggie! Are you dead yet etc
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58,
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Look everyone! It's Adam Sandler! And Adam Sandler's being hilarious! Isn't Adam Sandler just great? Adam Sandler.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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Waterboy and Little Nicky were goodAnd then I was happy to stop
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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Little Nicky is greati'd say his films are about a 50/50 mix of good and utter shite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Happy Gilmore FTWBut then that's pretty much a case of whether you prefer golf or 'merkin football, given that it's exactly the same story transposed across between two sports.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I don't like either and love that film
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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I tried Little Nickyand found it utterly shite
can't like everything, and for me that's clearly Adam Sandler
I haven't seen Happy Gilmore though, so will give it a try as so many people seem to love it
(can't like everything, and for me that's clearly Adam Sandler
I haven't seen Happy Gilmore though, so will give it a try as so many people seem to love it
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Happy Gilmore is Adam Sandler's only good filmand to be fair, it's very funny. He now seems to have become the new Rob Schneider..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:27,
archived)
I liked Don't mess with the Zohan but generally I avoid hisstuff. Never seen the Wedding Singer or that one with the Fonz in it either.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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Personally I like most of his films.Nice pic.
And one film he did, Reign Over Me, did show that he is actually more than capable as a serious actor. That film was brilliant!
(And one film he did, Reign Over Me, did show that he is actually more than capable as a serious actor. That film was brilliant!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:22,
archived)
Adam Sandler is, like, in love with some girl...but it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever, or something...
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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That sounds hilarious. You should pitch it. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:34,
archived)
Needs more killing with Death. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Yep. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:31,
archived)
This is the first time I laugh at something related with Adam Sandler
(,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:54,
archived)
TJ AAAARGH! b3tards is down for maintenance.It says no uploading, but do any b3tards people know if we can still access pics already hosted somehow, or is the whole thing up on bricks for the day?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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Depends if you can remember the filename or notIf you can, then grab the link from an older post and edit the filename:
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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Good plan, but no joy - it's one from donkeys years ago and I can't for the life of me remember what I called it.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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I liked Little Nicky and tolerated Happy Gilmore.Click... I've no fucking idea what he was trying to do with that one.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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His latest movie could only be better if it had MORE ADAM SANDLER in it! gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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hahahahaand far more entertaining than his bloody films
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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My word Mediocre's looking rough.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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Get down the board you bastard!Sorry Ninj! He's great didn't mean to jump on top of you!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18,
archived)
Try that excuse at the sexual harassment tribunal. Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:20,
archived)
Hey, how do you know about that? how do you know about that?Those nuns were coming on to me.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:36,
archived)
What the Dickens ?needs more orange.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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I know real pictures are shit, but seeing as it's quiet....
cfb
I thought you might pardon me.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:28,
archived)
That's no moon!/predictable
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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Wot no dance?Cheers matey
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Hartelijk gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!of gelukkig middelmatige verjaardag ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:07,
archived)
The crack wasn't all thatbut the cheese they're growing is second to none!
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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i hear the prices are astronomical Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:58,
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They were....but they hit the floor pretty soon after I took this.
:)
(:)
XLVII .uk,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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That Snow Moon/variation on a theme blog
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:06,
archived)
*presents cheap carriage clock*
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:15,
archived)
That's great!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:19,
archived)
hahahahahaall hail Queen Ron
*edit - although I'm now struick by how much Ron looks like Will Ferrell :D
(*edit - although I'm now struick by how much Ron looks like Will Ferrell :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:33,
archived)
Can I just never see Will Ferrell, please?Don't get the man at all. Only thing I ever found him funny in was "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back" - beyond that he leaves me cold as a cold thing in winter at the North Pole.
Ron Perlman, on the other hand, is ace. And he looks fantastic as Queen, too.
(Ron Perlman, on the other hand, is ace. And he looks fantastic as Queen, too.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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^What Fatboy said^"Overrated camp toss" is the kindest review I could ever give him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:06,
archived)
I liked him in Zoolander.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:17,
archived)
Even Ben Stiller was good in ZoolanderThat film was just great :)
Also, I thought Will Ferrell did a good job in Megamind. Really enjoyed that.
(Also, I thought Will Ferrell did a good job in Megamind. Really enjoyed that.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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will ferrell is a cunt. accept it. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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Megamind was great.I'm giving it a Norfolk three thumbs up.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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great in Old School, Anchorman and Elfthat's about it for me
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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step brothers makes me cry with laughter everytimetalladega nights is also remarkably rewarding
plus as FWM says Zoolander
that said, he also makes shed loads of arse.
(plus as FWM says Zoolander
that said, he also makes shed loads of arse.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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I'd forgotten about Step Brothers. :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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I enjoyed his role in Eastbound & Down. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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I think what you're saying is that John C. Reilly and Ben Stiller can make great comedieseven when Will Ferrell is in them.
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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Good old Cal Naughton Jr."I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. "
"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! "
("I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! "
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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Anchorman was ruined for me by other peopleI don't think there was a single gag that hadn't been yelled at me by the time I saw the film.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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He is essecntially Will Ferrell with mumps.Or at least the love child of Will Ferrell and John C Reilly.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S REDSUSHI!*canned applause*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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Hey hey hey!*clicks fingers in an overly effeminate way*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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Neither can hold a candle to the comedy genius of Adam Sandler. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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Happy Gilmore that is all. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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Yes, that is about all I can watch from his "oeuvre".I just checked IMDB and I like how when I listed his films by rating, they were categorized under "Self", "Producer", "Writer" and finally "Actor".
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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I find it hard to believe any ratings systemthat rates Grandma's Boy ahead of Click ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Oh fuck. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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Dont eat chinese in her fucking restaraunt yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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Thread jack (sorry)Just remembered I donated to b3ta the other day but on my profile page it still says donate to get an icon.
What have I done wrong?
I donated through the Icon Day link on the front page and was unsure how to make sure it was recognised that I made the payment so put my user name as a reference.
What should I have done and how can I get my icon?
(What have I done wrong?
I donated through the Icon Day link on the front page and was unsure how to make sure it was recognised that I made the payment so put my user name as a reference.
What should I have done and how can I get my icon?
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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Cheers, will do
EDIT. Woop, woop!
(EDIT. Woop, woop!
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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Ceiling God is watching you
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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I knowEfficiency is the watchword here, it seems
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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Sushi!!!!!!Yay, where on God's great earth have you bloody been?? :)
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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Hey ninj!Been doing a bit of this, a bit of that. How are things with you?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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All the better for having you back!:) *Velcro's Sushi's Bottom to seat*
( Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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:)It worries me that you know my bum is hairy enough to be velcroed to the seat ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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oh purlease...everyone knows about your hairy backside
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:02,
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Hola Sushi-san! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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Monarchs of Anarchy.Windsor Original
Also - WOO!
(Also - WOO!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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:o)Also - MAAMCRO for fans of the series.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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you bastard!i'd like to do very naughty things to ron perlman, but you've made him look like that wankpot ferrell!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Hurrah!Watched Drive the other night, he was in it :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:09,
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I liked itIt does start slowly but by the ending it's more than made up for it. Great cast too.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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Ninj!!!!!!Hallo Sweety. How's you?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:18,
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Hai Moley!!!Cccccold but good ta, how about
your fluffeh self? :)
(your fluffeh self? :)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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I'm good, but have got a psychosomatic itch because baby mole has got chicken pox... but have got a psychosomatic itch because baby mole has got chicken pox...Aaaargggh my fucking legs!
*scratches till they bleed*
(*scratches till they bleed*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Oh noes!Don't scratch, they'll scar!
Hope Baby Moley get better soon :)
(Hope Baby Moley get better soon :)
Ninj,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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This should be in the National Portrait Gallery I thought it was Tom Waits so what do I know ?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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and there you were on the links page complaining about this place being "yiffing forum" HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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But Velma is the sexy one, not scrappy. If it was proper yiffing, scooby would be a muscular dominatrix with an enormous cock and throbbing breasts, shaggy would be changed into a butch horse guy in gym clothes, and scrappy would be the dildo
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Hmmmm.... back in a minute....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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ahh sorry, I don't watch this sort of stuff/understand the difference, I assumed any fucking with animals was wrongdidn't realise cunnilingus from a puppy was acceptable/erotic
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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That's beastiality innit Yiffing is what happens when artists try to do beastiality with a human slant.
"More humanism", so to speak.
("More humanism", so to speak.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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so bestiality is fine, people dressed as animals and having human sex is badok. got it
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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Stop distracting me - im trying to bum a horse here! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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At this time of the morning?That's dedication that is
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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This time of night, you mean.His dedication means he's been up til it's light, bumming that horse the whole time.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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Ah, the old it's not tomorrow until you've been to sleep argument.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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It's a valid argumentbut if he's still trying it suggests he's yet to be successful and should probably apologise to the horse and head to bed.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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I think the main difference is that this is a funny animation, rather than any legitimate attempt to sexualise animals.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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I think the main point to bear in mindis that this is a cheeky comment aimed toward something my friend taters here said and not a serious statement.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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Not as much as she did! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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hahaha!!glad Shaggy didn't get in on the act ;)
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:53,
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President Skroob?*does 'up yours' salute*
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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Hahaha! Wonderful.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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I want the sticker on that door
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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Here you go....(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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\o/
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Puppy power! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:19,
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brilliantand strangely arousing
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04,
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Excellent!There is a porno version of Scooby Doo but it's without the dogs only the humans.
(,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, it's the wink that makes this perfect!Great work as always, "c-LICKs"
( Q4nobody,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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haha - that's something you don'tsee on the front page every day.
(
enceladus,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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Ningles B3ta!Loads to choose from today so lets start with Pete Postlethwaite, Eddie Izzard and Louisa Lytton.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:16,
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Followed by...BusterCrabbe, Hattie Jacques, Laura Ingalls Wilder (my how the Little Girl who used to play Laura has grown up) and not forgetting Charles Dickens.
And finally, for those of you who did not see Drunken Miss BanjHo's request from yesterday (because I have only just posted it), happy belated birthday for yesterday, Har Mar Superstar.
HAVE A GREAT DAY B3TA!
(And finally, for those of you who did not see Drunken Miss BanjHo's request from yesterday (because I have only just posted it), happy belated birthday for yesterday, Har Mar Superstar.
HAVE A GREAT DAY B3TA!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:16,
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Har Mar Superstar is a legendNever seen so many shocked faces at a gig :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4cCqIba-s&feature=related
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4cCqIba-s&feature=related
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:33,
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Melissa Gilbert looked great in that photo 9 years agobut all she's done since then is SAG!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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It's the eyes....Is that Brandow in drag with Buster Crabbe?
( Snar,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:38,
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I always thought Louisa Lytton to be quite lovely.She has fantastic eyes, that lady. Come to think of it, so does Eddie.
Knowing your love for stripes and the like, WB, and seeing Louisa's attire, I am somewhat surprised there aren't more "birthday Bill" headshots... there are so many of the buggers. :-)
(Knowing your love for stripes and the like, WB, and seeing Louisa's attire, I am somewhat surprised there aren't more "birthday Bill" headshots... there are so many of the buggers. :-)
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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She is quite fit....What's The Bill?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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In case you scroll back here..."The Bill" was a long (but no longer) running UK-based "serial drama" about a the police, or "the old Bill" in UK slang - www.imdb.com/title/tt0084987/
A British TV institution, famous for having involved most of the UK's acting community at least once. :-)
Sorry... never twigged you were a non-Brit - I just figured you liked getting up early. :-)
(A British TV institution, famous for having involved most of the UK's acting community at least once. :-)
Sorry... never twigged you were a non-Brit - I just figured you liked getting up early. :-)
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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I am about as Non-Brit as you can get...I was born just outside London village.
I was only joking about teh bill - trying to imply that it was so shit that no-one ever watched it (apart from my wife).
(I was only joking about teh bill - trying to imply that it was so shit that no-one ever watched it (apart from my wife).
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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awww, squee! what a cute little fellaI bet they taste like soft-shelled crab
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:36,
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If you like choking on short hairs. (Pedro at home)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:40,
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LIES!Six legs! It's a fucking lying bug monkey.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:38,
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a blueprint for success PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:52,
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ahhh! The end of the digestive system then....
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:04,
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It's the Wheel Of Becoming.The wheel of becoming very dizzy and doing a sick.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:06,
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Awwwwwso cute. OH FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS IT DOING? ARRGFHGHGHHG
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:05,
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I think I understand most of itbut where does the boiling piss go?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:53,
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That would be 'Engineering' then.As to the blueprint, having that thick piece of wood as
a buffer is a good plan. Moths R Deadly, even lacewings.
(a buffer is a good plan. Moths R Deadly, even lacewings.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:00,
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Star Child*******Hey!...See you guys later!...You didn't think I was going to hang around this piss hole all day...did you?!... o/
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:51,
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i'm pretty sure spiders have eight eyes too real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 6:12,
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You're thinking of their eight sex cocks mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 7:41,
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ah, yeah of course! i notice they've been omitted
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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i'll miss Buddy Holly
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:03,
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That's some sexy sexy Matlock you got there boy
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:06,
archived)
Lord of the Ring Fembots...I heard about this.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:37,
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he's trying to tell me something...probably where to eat lunch
( shiro_kuma,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:04,
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i hope that isnt too scary -- here's the comic relief
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:40,
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i thought you were fucking leavingso go then
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 5:06,
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Good thing too.That'd eat you out of house and home in no time.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 4:35,
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Hehehei read that in an accent after the big reveal
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 6 Feb 2012, 23:59,
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certainly wasalthough I've been waiting far too long for the 2nd film, where the hell is it?
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 2:48,
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Roomtalkers 3: The roomtalking
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 2:19,
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I somehow skipped that oneand went straight from Roomtalkers 2: The Speaking Clock to Roomtalkers 4: The Rumination
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 3:13,
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I heard they're remaking Roomtalkers with hip'n'trendy teenagersis nothing sacred in hollywood?!
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 3:42,
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wxu96q6p! Fucking hell - i remember that line! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:00,
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oh hai, bearded lady bearded lady
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 7 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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