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New Compo.

NOW!

EDIT: Although, of course, I'm entering this. InTheCompoThatIs!

(xaer0mancer, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)

Why is communicating objects winning?

I don't want a week of speech bubbles on a picture :( I tried to vote for beards but somehow hit clowns instead.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)

BEARDS PLEASE

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)

YES!

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

That's not a beard.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)

She's got designer stubble.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)

Whose side are you fucking on?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)

THAT'S NOT A BEARD!

Let's try to stick to the rules for once.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)

I think. That you will find. That,

She has a soul patch biatch. Now that IS a beard.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)

Soul Patch, Biatch is going to be the name of my debut single.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)

A soul patch is a soul patch.

A beard is a beard. I'm reporting you to the head office of b3ta.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)

The soul patch (also known as a mouche[1]) is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin.

^ "mouche, n." OED Online. June 2003. Oxford University Press. accessed 11 Oct 2010 - "a small patch of beard shaped and allowed to grow under the lower lip"

I GOT CITATION MUTHAFUDDA

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)

That's like calling a landing strip a muff.

Pfft...your soul patch is a lie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)

Hey, don't take it out on me. Argue with the Oxford English Dictionary.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

does a goatee count?

or are they numeraliterate

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

Ask Mu...he's an expert on the subject.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)

Yes

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)

mmm

arousing and disturbing

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)

He voted for clowns...let's not forget that.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)

THIS is a beard!

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)

prince?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)

Of all my bearded ladies, this is my favourite. It's been my facebook profile picture for ages.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:16, archived)

mad fuck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)

still would

in fact that's deserving of one of these

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)

You dirty, naughty boy.

Yeah me too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)

Like a European Moggy

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7143650

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

pffft I'd forgotten about her

and in five minutes, I will have, again

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

TGMTRFH

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

not really feeling these to be honest, butt i do like monkeys and robots

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)

butt-monkeys and butt-robots

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)

what an age we live in

*wipes tear from japeseye*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)

if i could grow a beard

and not a few short, light coloured hairs about 2mm long after 2 weeks of not shaving, I would grow a beard like that.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)

Oh, yes.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)

So that's beards done... and we have a winner!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)

Populist pandering!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)

o/ ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)

it's not a panda its a polar bear

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)

Here

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ivystopia Last seen on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)

woo!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:12, archived)

First post on here since forever. My account is over 6 years old

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ivystopia Last seen on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)

POST MORE

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

Slytherin!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)

In that case, THE SPEECH BUBBLES ARE ALL YOUR FAULT

:o(

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)

Mu split the vote!

Seize him!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

Throw him to the clowns!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)

FUCKING HELL MU YOU CAN'T EVEN VOTE PROPERLY WHEN YOU TRY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)

I either miss or accidentally do it a hundred times :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)

do you have difficulty in this test of manual dexterity due to having

HANDS THAT ARE HUGE HAMFISTED HAMS?

HAMFISTS

LIKE SOME KIND OF VICTORIAN ERA HAM FISTED PUGILIST?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)

the objects can communicate by doing object sexy time

this is my understanding due to specific mental confusion

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)

Novatits

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)

everyone loves a lens flare :)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)

apologies about the bad kerning

i wasn't so clued up about typography when i made this a few years ago

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

by crikey! a chap could lose shipping in there and never even know

/lol sexist comment blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)

I want to enter the mystery compo too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

i wantto be as cool as this guy

pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/7b/Spyware-4.jpg/400px-Spyware-4.jpg

www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Spyware-Without-Commercial-Anti-Virus-Software

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)

Fee your comp.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)

Fee as a bird!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)

Let it be beards!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)

it's looking unlikely now

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)

damn that's good

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)

hahaha :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

ta, that goat one reminds me of the cover of Will Self's Great Apes

an incredibly funny book btw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

Déjà vu :D

www.b3ta.com/board/10645101

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

Ha!

Yeah I knew I'd mentioned it before, butt it is a great book with a great cover.

Hoop!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

indeed

created by this talented chap I believe www.daniellee.com/index.html

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

wow

nice one

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:01, archived)

websites a bit of a mess

but the works fantastic

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)

WTF

How random and good

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)

Top hole!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

What a dapper chap

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

Max von Sydow Goat

(loci, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

This is this

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)

Little bitches need to wipe their feet

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)

They've been stomping winged monkeys

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)

ROSANNA, ROSAAANNA, YEAH

also, the idea behind this is really good, also you could have had a transparent part and have her walk off past the white background

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:04, archived)

Thanks. That's a good idea

Painting canvas and image canvas. I need to dabble more with transparency

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)

DUBBAL DABBLE DEUX: Noo Layers Fah Lavier

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)

It can't happen here.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)

but it happened there.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)

I was quoting Frank Zappa (Freak Out):

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times

But I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere
in Kansas . . .
(Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . )
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas, la la la)
(Kansas, Kansas, do-do-dun to-to
Kansas, Kansas)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)

Ah yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)

Excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)

Image Challenge Vote

This week's choices appear in the following order:

1. How do everyday objects communicate to each other when we're not looking? More to the point, what are they saying to each other? Share your paranoia via the medium of photoshop

2. One word challenge: beards

3. If clowns ruled the world

4. Austerity - nobody seems to like it, so come up with a marketing campaign to help the Government sell it to the people

Votey-click machine:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)

I've gone for beards

If only because I've had to shave mine off on doctor's orders

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)

Doctors orders? why?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)

he said it tickles when they kiss

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)

My doctor told me to shave my pubes, now I'm suspisious...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)

beards will be pictures like this:

all week

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)

BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS!

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rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)

*objects*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY!

CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS!
THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE!

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rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

Fix!

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)

Beards win with 120% of the vote!

Voting...RUSSIAN style!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

So let it be written...so let it be done.

edit:COME ON BEARDS! ROB SAID!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

and so the backlash begins..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)

Fuck! A whole week of TOAP! Fuck!

(fuckinggaybox2000)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)

I'd rather not see a week of facial hair covered in man custard, thx

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)

Let's call the whole thing off.

Everybody do whatever you want.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE
Make a picture that's funny

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)

Like people with beards?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)

I see all the dozens of comedy accounts have been dusted off, going by the sudden recent surge of voting for the option that was losing by a mile

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)

There's something weird going on.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)

As a beardy I vote beards

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

beards sounds like classic b3ta

plus I've got a beard

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

So you see a beard every day, why would you want to see more beards?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)

I never look at myself in the mirror

and it's not so long that it obscures my view

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

Maybe you haven't got a beard

just some kind of neuronal damage, like a ghost hand.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

*fears*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)

So has my wi...

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

But... whenever anyone says "beard" 5 times

Bill Oddie appears and annoys the fuck out of everyone.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

put your hands all over my body

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

...

ALL over? o_o

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)

not mine specifically, I was singing the Bill Oddie song

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)

clowns could've been good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

is that all you have to say about the state of Rangers FC, Mr 69?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

don't have the time to go into it with you as I'm organising the jelly and icecream

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktOZTTeo_Z0&feature=related

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)

pfft

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)

Clowns already rule the world

We'd just get pics of politicians.

We'd also lose the coulrophobes for the week.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

These are all prettygood

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

This is actually quite persuasive...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)

BEARDS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)

Dammit, I'm never sure

Austerity could be TOAPy
Clowns scare me
Freebase has a beard, we could legitimately enter Freebase (no, I'm not rephrasing that)
I'll click the top one. And then probably only think of a decent idea by next Tuesday.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)

hahaha

suddenly, the beards one seems a whole lot more appealing...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)

Wobblys in depth analysis:

1. Communicating Objects - YES! (talking Monster Trucks)
2. Beards - Not sure about this one, could just end up to be a load of badly filtered celebrities with beards on.
3. Clowns - No, I hate clowns
4. Austerity - I don't understand the question?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)

The austerity one is basically "sell the idea of having no money to the public".

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)

Even though there is a good argument that number three is 100% fact...

CLOWNS

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)

Beards ftw :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)

Never did a win seem so much like a loss.

^{Though, supporting Everton, I get a lot of practice with that.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)

*screams*

*runs*

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)

chases

*with hatchet

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)

I really Hate it.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

beardist

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)

I mean it

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)

beardism extremism

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)

I never fun it. :P

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)

Sorry I should add you ignore list.

Alas.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

Thanks XD

you grow beard now

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)

Barbarian

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)

yay you have returned!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)

Looks like it's too late for Clowns

so I'm going to have to vote tactically for Beards to stop Communicating Objects winning which, frankly, sounds rubbish

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)

Stick to your principles

vote clowns

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)

Ah, I couldn't decide between Clowns and Beards

so I went for the one most likely to catch up

Can't we have clowns with beards?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)

Are you sure?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)

Oh no...not that clown.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)

clowns or austerity

beards will just be a week of lazy photoshopping
communicating objects will just be a load of office equipment with speech bubbles

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)

PLEASE not communicating objects!

Its just gonna be photos of things with either speech bubbles or googly eyes. Remember the kitchen challenge? That was as much fun as AIDS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)

this ^

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)

^this

atleast it's not bloody films again

edit: also with so many people shouting beard how comes communicating objects is way in front
*smells fix

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

because not everyone who visits the site posts on it

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)

or make a pichur either

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)

awww

*fluffplodes*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)

Great, so the lurkers get to tell us what to make for a week.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)

Beards? Really?

That will not be good.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

faceswaps... 'yay'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)

Hello again B3ta!

Been lurking and laughing at the continuing Moggy/Dave saga and all the flounces for the last few months. Thought it's about time for you to taste my ARTS again.

First of a deck. Gonna take me a while.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

Mind if i tack this on here?

cfb

stuck in an hour long presentation. Don't want to bump a thread down for this, especially since I'm not particularly bringing the funny or the skillz. But I'm not entirely disappointed in it, either.

Oh, and I should say, I like your arts very much, sir!

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)

ON NO

It's a picture of a child, therefore you are a sick paedo!
Nah, you're good. Very cute.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)

I was going to say it's neither a child nor a sort of woman/animal hybrid

how am I supposed to wank to this?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)

furiously.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)

I for one will be interested in buying a deck once complete.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)

depends what the other suits are

it might be bones, fluff, cheese and random bits of paper

actually that sounds kind of entertaining

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)

I'm still trying to decide that actually!

Was thinking Steel would be another. That would be suits of armour and steampunkish robots. Another, maybe Flesh? Miscellaneous abominations?
Suggestions welcome

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

Ooh I like that idea

Bone, steel, flesh and...um...coal? That would be proper steampunky, with a bit of fossil crossover potential

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

I think you were on to something before

Fluff. Bones, Steel, Flesh and Fluff.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)

Jizz

Queen of Jizz

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

Starring Rob as the Jack of Jizz.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)

Bones, Blood, Eyes, Fingers?

Could do some very creepy ones with those as suits!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

Cheers! I'll be posting some more on here as I do them!

I just hope I can get them all done in a reasonable time. If anyone knows a place I can get them printed well, and cheaply please let me know.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

^this

this looks like it will be the most awesome deck of cards in the history of cards

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)

I wish both hands were showing...but good art!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)

Yeah, I wasn't trying to make it totally symmetrical

But the aim was one side had the dagger partly concealed. Will go back to it later if i figure out how to do it better.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

But did you cheat!!

Very nice *click*

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)

very nice, especially the background

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

This is absolutely blimmin' wonderful

Get to work on the full set :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)

More of this type of thing.

Please.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)

I love all your stuff, please post more of it

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)

Crisp work!

WYHP

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)

nice

does he have a horse called binky?

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)

*ignore*

I never accept Dave.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

i thought you'd flounced and gone away?

what happen?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:01, archived)

I don't think fun to "Dave" joke.

Because I said "bored"

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)

Silliness

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)

I love this man!

And I love you :|

Did you know, he's actually drawing an equilateral triangle in the air? MASONIC SYMBOLOGY OMG

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)

suave

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

too suave

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

TANK Q

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)

Q's so unfaithful

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)

Too suave?

buffcuties.jalbum.net/atlcitypro/slides/Lynn%20Suave.html

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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

This is how every man dances.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

hahaha

more silliness

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

First it was butter...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

this is good

I endorse this post.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)

I always thought it was "I wanna destroy, possibly"

Just thought he was an indecisive anarchist.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)

This amused me

*click*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

I was enjoying it...up until the last frame.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)

John is reminding me strongly of Nora Batty there so I photoshopped them singing together

She didn't have any legs in the source image so I just drew some on I think it worked OK.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)

this is ace

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

Seamless - like Nora's tights.

and John Lydon's wife is actually caled Nora.

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)

Hahaha lovin' it!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

End of day doodle.

(Inspired by Happytoast's suggestion: "the feeling you get when you look out of a window on a rainy day")

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)

Is that window

dripping with jizz?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

mindpiss

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

No, but my screen is now!

Looks like a plasterer's radio...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)

I did not ask for this

But I'll take it...

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

oh thanks

now I have to go and answer the door with a stiffy

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

Meaty feet.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

You can get those

in LIDL for £1.12. The meat type isn't specified.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

Someone (Zoldaroid?) posted a pic of some the other day

they were really fucking grim.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

I think that 'grim'

is LIDL's corporate brand.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

"fucking grim"

is like "taste the difference"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

Except

that's a difference I wouldn't even want to try. Lidl is good for canned / packet stuff and foreign brands, but I would have to be in pretty hard times to get meat products from there on any kind of a regular basis.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

S'funny

The meat you get in Lidl in Poland is pretty bloody good, usually. Then again, it's actually quite difficult to buy not-good meat in Poland, except from the butcher next to WKD Srodmiescie station in Warsaw, who is a filthy scamming cunt.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

I can't even tell what sort of animal/woman hybrid that's supposed to be

how am I supposed to wank to this?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Just close your eyes

and think of a slender loris.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

A slender loris?

It doesn't look all that slender...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

The lesser-known

"Fat-arsed loris"

with no tail or ears or anything

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

I am hardly aroused at all

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

It's like trying to push a slinky back upstairs

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

Arousal? I hope that's not masses of jizz from paying customers on her window...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)

Did it rain a lot in Flashdance?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)

What does your colon look like from the inside?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)

Gordon Ramsey.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

chamois leather

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

ok....hiding now.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

Nice!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)

That's quite hypnotic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

the longer you watch it the more you think you can hear her reaching the bone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

eeueueuhhuhahahuuaaa :(

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)

Now I'm getting somewhere...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

Hahahaha holy shit!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

lovely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

Arf!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

Braveaux!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

Haha!

You totally planned this, didn't you?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

I think he did. Well played Mr Toast.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)

not at all

just first thing I thought when I came back to my computer and saw JJs picture. Although I did want it to be appearing when lightning flashed ideally :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)

*clicks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

SADAKO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)

Oh my!

Nicely done though.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

Ha ha...YES!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)

All of my love, HappyToast.

You can have all of it xD
(There may be some hysterical laughter in with it)

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

it's the best sort of love

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)

and perfection is achieved

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

^-^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)

Fantastic! Well Done

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)

hahaha

cold, empty eyes

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)

*ignore*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)

it's all friendly b3ta fun

it's how we roll :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

The board is going to seem very empty to you if you ignore everyone

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)

I can't use the "D" word?...FUCK!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)

No problem. If you don't use"D", You can live on this world.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)

you haven't ignored me then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)

I just hate "Dave" joke :P

and, This pict suggest to my finger :(

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)

you mentioned your finger first, have you ignored yourself?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)

I know nussink...

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Ninj, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

Dismissed!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

Harold!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Herr Pickles!

Nicely.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

Fuck

I thought it was Harold Bishop

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

he ist lookink for hist beef nuggets

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)

well done

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)

Born gnopped that man!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)

I think I'll return to an old tradition:

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

A girl leaning on an Audi A1 holding a sequential art strip

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Hello.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

I thought you left

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

I was run Plan B

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

I'll be honest I'm glad you're back

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

*tuts loudly*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

Mad as a hatstand and a good artist

So yeah I'm glad he's back

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

That's not what I was getting at!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

Your not glad of her back?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

IN UR BACK, HOLDIN UP UR SKULLZ

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

I'M NOT MALE!! *swipe with knee to your belly*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

Why are you back anyway? I thought you were leaving b3ta.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

YOU SHOULD REPLY TO MY MESSAGE!! *destroy your helmet*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

With sexy results

This could turn into a Yiff off

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

ouch

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

Destroy my helmet?

Fucking... ow. *winces*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

This is getting strangely negative responses.
Personally I'd be thrashing myself into a frenzy at the notion that some hot Japanese internet girl had just offered to ruin my helmet with 'nom nom nom'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

If I knew Moggy WAS a Japanese girl, then probably...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

Welcome to the internet

where on lesbian chat rooms I look like this

www.clackerville.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Hot-Girl-at-home.jpg

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

WITH TITS !!!

I was saying I'm glad your back ¬_¬

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

Careful, Dave

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

*Pull your mouth*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

O_O....i want some!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

I'm not male either!

*slaps thigh*

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fuscous, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

Are you real or are you walrus?

Porkchops taste pineapple in Sweeden.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

I think it's the real one

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

Green Pineapple is tasty than it.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

My doughnut exploded.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

I bet you said that in a Sid James voice

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

Do you undestand "Green Pineapple"? :)

hint; It will explode.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

I will not buy this green pineapple

it ~~is scratched~~ exploded

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

Ohhhh! A grenade!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

*correct*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

So you stick grenades in your mouth?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

i heard it's the latest thing in japan

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

I was reading a horror manga the other day

About kids who stick nails in their mouths and spit them out at things, and then something about it all being a dream or some shit.

Yeah, I read some weird manga.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

Something by

Junji Ito?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

Yami no Koe, yeah :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

She has it.

She has very big boobs.
She is great army woman.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

Who, though? o_o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

Comming soon.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

cumming soon

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

This picture is going to be drawn with jism?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

I thought they all were

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

They are? Wow!

I wonder how you get it different colours.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

repeated hits to the genitals

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

does the pineapple need a peeler?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

Don't need it. Because She is strongest.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

does she go super sayan level 4

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

now it finally all makes sense

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

I don't think much of this remake of AKIRA...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

KAAANEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAA!!!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

Real or another "comedy" second account?

atomic?
mind you it is weird how she appears when JJ does, or is she always watching, waiting?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

She waits, that's what she does. Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

I'd be really suspicious, but that tends to happen with cenaris, too

Maybe their computers text them when JJ posts on B3ta.

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

It's the JJ signal.

A spotlight with a voluptuous squirrel silhouette.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

Real.

Username is purpled out for me and hers is the only profile I have clicked recently.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

no wai

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

hooray, dave is back!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

*ignore*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

Dave!

How are you doing Dave?

Is it true that you left because everyone called you Dave?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

*ignore*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

Oh goody

I want to introduce you to imchocked

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

\o/ -kiss me!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)

A tortoise in a latex catsuit

wearing a ballgag, with a squirrel with tits riding it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

even I'm tempted to draw that one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

Time's a-wastin'

*taps foot and scowls*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

a kitten with a human penis engaging in auto fellatio

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rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

This is exactly the sort of quality suggestion

that always gets ignored but makes this threadwaste almost worthwhile.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

Kat doing Jack with a strap-on

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

LittleMaria: I want to Gary!! :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Up the Gary?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

I want to Gary, too, but it's been illegal since 1872.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

LittleMaria: Poor Gary *cries*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

that's why it's illegal

it's too painful

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

XD Thanks! XD

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

...o boy...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

A chicken driving a cherry-picker

with Kat in the bucket.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

A cartoonist pandering to his furry audience

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Or, a cartoonist dealing with the strange furry audience he's attracted

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

...failing to deal with...?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Cartoonist stealing ideas.

(like I do... XD)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

Moggy's shrine to you, not forgetting the lifesize wax effigy

also, this could have gone as a reply to an existing thread

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

Some sort of fucking zombie rabbit nun thing with stitches

having sex with a child-like version of you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

wrong artist

you want dave

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

*ignore*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

can you put a list with the people you ignore in your profile, please?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

I should reply "ignore" to STUPID "Dave" comments.

Because I don't accept them.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

It's probably for the best, considering that you'll get them in response to everything you post from now on

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

So I'm not on ignore then

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10692528

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

WITH TITS !!!

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

My fox character! :D

Or, I dunno, Megaman or something.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

WITH ... oh you get the idea

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

How about some sort of pin-up

featuring, oh, I don't know, a human woman crossed with a koala or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

Gary Barlow being gangbanged by gary bushall and gary busey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

this has merit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

It's a great opening line

but needs fleshed out a little

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

that's what you're for isn't it?

*waits*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

Give it a few more years and Barlow will be one of the Tory MPs in the scenario below

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

me losing the last ounce of my will to live

as i once again stand on a plastic scooby doo figure that some little 3-year-old nightmare has accidentally on purpose dropped right in front of me :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

I'd offer mine but I'm desperately clinging on to it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

i may need to kill someone later

or at least stab the fuck out of a cushion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

WEAR SHOES

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

you mean the ones that are drying out

after having a cup of ribena spilled on them?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

KILL CHILDREN

WEAR SHOES

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

tempting

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

You know I'm right

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

they've calmed down now

and they're getting picked up in 10 minutes, which means i get a lift home and the rest of the evening in peace and quiet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

Best Zork add-on EVER.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

A bloke called Dave endlessly bullshitting in front of a gigantic mural of kiddie porn.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)

A Rhesus monkey in frilly lingerie, performing a burlesque fan dance

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10692538

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

I bet that series of links has had some use

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

a robot disguised as a penguin

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10692523

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10691310

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

The curtains?

Dave's back.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

*ignore*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

Gah!!!!

*destroys own helmet

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Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

A girl wearing a hat, leaning against a car and holding a sign

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

Lots

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

Remake of the sixtine chapel ceiling, made with your lovely line drawings

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Debbie McGhee using Paul Daniels' severed finger as an impromptu dildo

while shitting in his eager open mouth.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

Something rude

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

haha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

ahahaha

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

Can you give us a list of animals you haven't crossed with some sort of woman with tits?

It might narrow down the search somewhat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

Someone with explosive diarrhea walking backwards toward a fan in a wind tunnel

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

autumn

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Some sort of transforer with tits?

It might mend relations with Emvee

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

Eh I'm an old-school Marvel UK purist

Transformers with tits really isn't my thing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

Transsexuals

Man-bots in disguise

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fuscous, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

Booblebee? Megatit?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

Lazerteat?

(penis shaped) soundwave?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

I imagine you see penis-shaped soundwaves all the time

if you listen to U2.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

Arcee.

She turns into a car, I think. I wonder how shit she is at parking?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

Yeah, it was some nifty Blade-Runner-esque looking car.

But, you know, pink.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

She had tits, didn't she?

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

I'd say more, a big sticky-outy car bonnet.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

Hmm. Is she the one I'm thinking of?

I seem to remember she hung around with Hot Rod in the movie, and I remember a story in a comic set after the movie where she complained he never had any time after he became Rodimus Prime and killed the franchaise.

God why do I remember this stuff?

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

So did most of the G1 Autobot cars

I'm sticking by Transformers being asexual at least up until the Beast Wars

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

I'm fairly certain that G1 Megatron had a massive, curved cock dangling between his legs.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

I still beg to differ

tfwiki.net/wiki/Arcee_%28G1%29#Generation_1_cartoon_continuity

She also did appear in the UK Marvel comics, though that may have been on the American storylines.

I can't believe I just Googled for that at work. They'll kill my computer account for being an unutterable nerd.

Edit. Christ. If you can believe the people who wrote that wiki,

Marvel UK comics future timelines

Arcee was constructed by the Autobots in an alternate future 1995 as a good-will attempt to placate angry feminists who thought that they were "sexist" for having no women in their group. After trying multiple times to explain that Autobots, being robots, had no gender, Optimus Prime surrendered and ordered Wheeljack and Ratchet to make a new Autobot who would meet the humans' demands for sexual equality. However, when Arcee was unveiled at a public ceremony, her pink, skinny and curvaceous form enraged the very audience Prime intended to placate. Shockwave, Horri-Bull, Fangry and Squeezeplay who immediately attacked, looking to crush the "secret weapon" that was promised. Prime warned Arcee to stay back, lest she get hurt in battle, but the female Autobot, rightfully annoyed at the Autobots' lack of faith in her equal ability, singlehandedly forced the Decepticons into a retreat. Hot Rod thought that was pretty hot. The feminists were enraged beyond words.

Seriously, what the fuck?

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

Mind = blown

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

Sadly, if you search for "Emvee" you'll find I am one of the people that wrote that wiki

I'm sticking by the Marvel UK future timelines story: they're all asexual, and Prime only built Arcee to placate some angry feminists

there's a particularly mental TF fanboy called Tramp who insists that they're all male/female and that they live in happy family units and raise children together...but raise the issue of homosexuality and you'll set off his beserk button

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)

Aces

But I'd hope you didn't do so from work, or that doing so didn't lead to your dismissal...

The Marvel UK future timelines story does make it clear she was built to be a female robot. Though it does also point out that there are no genders; I acknowledge that. Though that makes the whole Hot Rod/Arcee thing a bit weirder.

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boris the spider, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)

The Jazz thing is even weirder

he points out that the difference between males and females is to do with the upper chassis design...yet the Jazz toy has a spectacularly-protruding chest

tfwiki.net/wiki/Image:Jazz_primes_rib.jpg

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

Wild haslet

Sexy nuns

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)

the feeling you get when you look out of a window on a rainy day

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

Terror?

Moggy is always out there, staring. Always staring.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

WITH AN OWL!

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

with tits

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)

The curtains

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

A group of Tory MPs out for a "constitutional" in the woods

This involves the honorable member getting caught in a rabbit snare before being savaged by an enraged stoat. The stoat has a cock like a cruise missile and the combination of stoat cock, male blood and nuclear weaponry gets one of the anti-abortionist female MP's Nads boiling and she's forced to tear off her horrific 1940s pantaloons and jam the angry stoat right up her dry, grey hate tunnel. The stoat scrambles in and wrenches out her shrivelled ovaries with its teeth, giving her the first orgasm of her dreary self-obsessed life.

Well, if it's old traditions you want...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

Are you referring to the adulterer Nadine Dorries?

You know, the adulterer who wants us all to return to "traditional family values"?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

I have deliberately not referred to anyone in particular...

I can't really imagine marriage-wrecking fantasist Nadine Dorries walking in the woods.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

Then that's perfectly ok

as long as you weren't besmirching the good name of the adulterous, right-wing, religious loony Nadine Dorries

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

grey hate tunnel, best band name I've heard in ages

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

Tits on a plane

But not on the undercarriage

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

Presumably so it won't look like a big knob?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

a sexy young girl

crippled with spina bifida trapped down an alley by a gang of slavakian banksmen, who proceed to rape her for hours on end while each one enjoys a donor kebab and flicks ash into the numerous cuts and grazes they have caused, her gran father is watching from a near by window with tears streaming down his face as he is unable to help her as he has suffered a stroke, but is also wanking himself of with a beer towel he used to mop up his spunk after he had raped her mother

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mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Haha

Yeah, I've got that video

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

Ahahaha fuck!

I hope nothing sexy happens!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

Classic

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)

Poignant

*wipes tear from japseye

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Chumps 👀, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

Storylines on that Coronation Street are pretty grim these days

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

The only thing I seem to gain from that show is that

lesbian love triangles CAN be boring.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

you are gay

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

Or maybe I'm just too much of a snob

to not overlook the fucking awful acting.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

Fucking hell mongy that's disgusting.

You mean to say she has NO ANIMAL CHARACTERISTICS WHATSOEVER? Not even bunny ears or a fluffy tail?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

some conclusions

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

The dole.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

dragons

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

So Mr Entity writes this webcomic thingy which I have been linking to on the links board

However it has been suggested that you chaps here may enjoy it.
So here is the first panel, the comic. The rest can be found at www.basiccomic.com/

I have tried to make the image smaller but I am rather daft ad it seems to not have worked. Sorry.

edit: now it seems to be super small. Knickers

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Lovely.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Cheers - been folowing that for a bit and due a catch-up.

Top tip - if they suggest posting it on the talk board as well, it may be a wind-up.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

I've been knocking around here long enough

to know better than to stick my head over the talk parapet.

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

but some of us /talkers are LOVELY

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M o D, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

Only some

.......

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

when?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

shut it you slag

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mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

know what I mean, mongy

you can't let that sort of affront go, it's an insult.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

RIGHT NOW

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

i remember when emvee was cool man, back in the day

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mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

now he's sold out

sad times :(

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

cyberpimpin'

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

FUCK YEAH

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

These are very nice.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

a) Lovely.

b) Photobucket is festering gash. Please try Flickr, for example.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

I shall do so in the future.

I just happened to have a photobucket login kicking around the place.

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

Very nice. Woo!

Also, I love playing with the Wonga sliders!

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

That sounds like a euphemism

Do you play with them until you're all sticky and covered in debt?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

needs more weetabix eyebrows and squits

j/k, it's a nice webcomic.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

That's fucking ace, is that.

*subscribes*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

SO THIS ISNT YOUR OWN WORK1111|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF

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mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

LEGIBLE PLEASE

/No fucking idea what's going on blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Full-size

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

Yeah

I just went to the website and read the first 8 strips

Is it going to get better?

'Cause atm it's sub-Sequential Art levels of humour, I'm bored rigid

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

If you didn't like the first 8, then no.

I really like it :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)

Thanks Extinct

No Ain't if you don't like it now then I'm not sure you will.

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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

The drawings are nice enough

but it's really not gripping me at all

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

Woo and yay!

I like this... and Wyndham looks exactly like someone I used to work with, right down to the tinted glasses :D

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

nice illustration style

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

It's

lovely

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

What a horrible sweater...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

it would look better paired with a hat

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)

With that and your signal comment

I'm guessing you weren't watching telly in the 70's

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fuscous, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

Put it this way

I was doing a lot of swimming

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

All offers considered

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha

FFS When will I grow up :(

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

Never!

Anyway, it's OK to laugh at David Hairstylehoff.

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

hahaha

poor kitt!

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

Did the b3ta/Hoff interview ever transpire?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

oh yeah, whateverhappenedtothat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

It probably went a little something like this..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC-dwjrinK0

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

did the Kristin Hersh interview ever transpire?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

I think the majority of suggestions people put in offended her so it was cancelled

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

i did wonder if she'd realised what she'd let herself in for

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

silly bitch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

haha, i enjoyed last night, i might pop here more often

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mongychops, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

Legitimate FUCK

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)

Brilliant

Best of the bandwagon so far

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

smug car is smug

and cunty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

Lesson #2: Don't get high on your own Jedi..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

say hello to my little green backward talking friend

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

Pfft.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaints

Acrylic, biro, gouache, watercolour and man fluids* on A4 canvas boards. Quite lumpy and nice.
All for the Art Auction b3ta.com/links/749374 although I'm quite attached to them now so might need to bid on them myself

*may or may not be true

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

These are cracking

I might have to see if the wife will let me bid

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

loving the skull head one

minor T.J: can anyone post me up a decent-sized furtive pic? i need to work out the dimensions before i buy more wool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

www2.printshop.co.uk/SiteData/B3ta/Image/furtivelogoexpand.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

nice one, toasty

that's perfect :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Penises!

Rather lovely, sir

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

These are corkers.
I'll put in a bid, but only on the condition that a Lego carpet is thrown in free ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

If you bid high enough I will include an offcut

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Love them all

Nice one

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Haha these needs to be on stuff like bathroom rugs and whatsthename...coasters?

wonderful

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Hahahaha

Top right looks a bit like Midnight Fields: The Porno:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

Awesome.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

wait a minute...

...did your skull painting grow pubes over the past few days?

(wheresmejumpa from the dark side of the womb, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

I remebered to add them after the first photo, yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

...knew it, I never miss a pube.

(wheresmejumpa from the dark side of the womb, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)

An artist with paintings for sale...how rare. ;D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

first paintings I've done since about 1993

never sold one before either, not that I recall anyway

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Paint more man! I like these.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

Fantastic. Lovely Stuff

Hugs

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

Fantastic....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)

Erect penises

I know it is legal to sell a painting, photo (or commission C4 programmes) of a man raping an old lady, however is it still illegal to portray an erect penis? Outside of a badger or an old lady that is.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)

'audi all

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

I won this car, and all i got was this stupid flood

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

if you look at that water for long enough

it kind of looks like the pg tips monkey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

it's like a where's wally pic

Yeah you heard me Americans it's where's Wally, Waldo is a stupid fucking name

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

It can also be a remote manipulator device (matron!)

But I never realised where that term came from - en.wiktionary.org/wiki/waldo - I think that's rather cool. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

it's still a stupid name

And another thing, It's ALUMINIUM not ALUMINUM

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

you forgot about colour and flavour

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

I'M WEARING PANTS UNDER MY PANTS

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

you don't want to know what i'm wearing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

I do

a dressing gown over a nightie

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

Imagine the water as shopped images..

That's pretty much what happened on /board last night

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

it was beautiful

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

I wonder if Melinda knows about all this?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

FAKE!

No Quo

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

Keep looking ;)

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

When John Goodman's toilet backs up.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

Damn you Ellis

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

D'oh. Should have put mine here! I didn't see it though, I didn't

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Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

hello. I hope this helps.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

cookies!

/USA-ian

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

I would be interested

to find out our Merkin friends make of the whole Jaffa Cake thing?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

My only exposure to Jaffa Cake is here, on b3ta.

Send me a box, and I will get back to you with my thoughts

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

It's a tricky issue here.

And with that I'm going to bed. Been up recording all sodding night.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

Arguements?

ARGUEMENTS?!?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

careful now...

you'll cause a dissagreement

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

I do love a nice sequin-filled bun

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

who pronounces 1 like "wun"?

surely it's

and therefore sqwon

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

What's the quickest cake in the world?

S'gone.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

Scon(e)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

Yay for Rock Cakes!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

That is both epic and fruity.

I've decided I like fruity epics. *click*

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

Oh FUCKING HELL
I only just realised what that icon's supposed to be.
And all this time I thought it was a rabbit's face :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

Teh Fear

doesn't seem to be that much en vogue any more, which is a shame.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

'Thend'

marvellous. *clix*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

nice muffin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

*raises hand*

ummmm I don't think they are a cake... more usually catagorised as a bread?

But I applaud your attempts to remove the whole pronunciation issue!
I have always sat firmly in the Scone / gone camp.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

I'll leave this here, while I walk the dogs...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

ouch. you squashed my Croissant!!!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

ENOUGH OF THIS HORRID BULLYING :'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

^this^

You shouldn't have stolen her sign like that!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

unexpected car!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

sort of monty pythonish!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

Lesson learned.

Never thank b3tans, and offer them beer, because this is what you get :)
After reading b3ta every day for almost 8 years, this is kinda sad..

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

Its classic b3ta - after 8 years of readership, i thought you would have understood how things work by now.

Post a picture of yourself, or someone you hold dear, and bandwagons will ensue. Remember 'noobmaster' and mark porter?
It only takes a couple of 'shops to get the ball rolling.

Could you imagine the amount of 'shopping if Moggy ever succumbed to Bourbon Fox's creepy demands and posted a pic of herself on here?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

I know

And I've seen it many times, but never with people that are making a kind offer.
I mean, mock b3ta and they will mock you X 2348723. But never did that sort of thing.

/edit
Anyway, I don't understand the hatred that comes with most of the mocking and phuns, that's kinda over my head.

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

I dunno - the kind offer you speak of is lost on me and most board members as we dont really know who you are.

It just basically read as 'im some guy and i won a car - shop this pic!' to most people :-)

Dont worry about it - its kind of an honour i guess - no harm done :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:32, archived)

FAME! I'm gonna meme forever

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

Haha

that kinda cracked me up

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

I've been very active a few years ago (look at my posts)

So only the old members like Mediocre know me.
Anyway, as long as there is no hatred it's all fine by me :)

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

No hatred from me - just some mild jealousy, at both your new car and nice lady friend :-)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

Haha I understand

That's why I offered cast quantaties of lager.

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

if i were you, i would consider it an honor and print all the usable pics out and frame them.

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

I don't think I have enough walls

for the amount of pics :P

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

I envy her for her magnificent hat

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, archived)

i think i missed a lot of stuff or something

am i correct in saying:

- you're the guy who asked us to vote for you on facebook for some compo to win an audi
- you won and said thanks to us all with a photo of your gf next to the car
- people shopped your photo

?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)

-Correct
-Correct
-Correct

Anyway :) That's all cool, thing is still, I came back to thank instead of being a cunt and just left (while you guys helped me out) I need to come to the UK next month and I thought it was cool to share some beers..

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

ok cool

i would have voted, but it meant going on facebook, which i'm trying to avoid at the moment

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

Doesn't matter now

:) I wasn't limiting it to people that voted

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

I didn't vote

Can I have a beer though?

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

That's what I said in the first place :)

Kinda hard tracing all the voters..

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

Monsieur, with this free lager you are really spoiling us

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

Well, b3ta partly helped with the votes

so :P

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:05, archived)

Actually, both of those are a good idea

Just don't post pictures of anything you don't want parodied. Ever.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

A colleague just directed me to this site, you cunts will be hearing from my lawyers first thing tomorrow

(spanishfly 2, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

pahaha

how's rodney?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

Parodies are fine

But people that are saying stuff like "that fucking cunt should die..etc"..
That doesn't feel like a parodie

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Well the folks saying things like that are bad eggs

Its not kosher saying things like that to anyone (not even moggy!), unless they are cunts of the highest order, which i dont think you are.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

Let's just hope there are more good people then bad eggs

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

psst

You and Melinda might want to change your Facebook privilege settings before some nasty b3tan raids your albums :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

Thanks for getting me paranoid

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

far too easy to trace because you didn't hide the name of the compo for the car

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)

I didn't had reasons to do so

..yet..

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

So let me get this right.

You ask b3ta to help you win a car
You win the car
You post a pic of it on b3ta while trying to buy friends with beer
You say you are an old b3tain and then delete your post
Loads of people shop your pic
I shop one and you complain about it?

Well done.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

he complained last night as well

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

That's ok then

Ning PP!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

Ning WB

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

I've not seen anything malicious

But as your back I'll pea this from last night

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

You're his back?

Pauldeus Ped?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

It's stimulus response

some of these fabulous people (and some of the twunts) can't see an image without it triggering a deep need to prettify it(or deface it or twist it or tweak it or toap it or mix it or animate it).

When it's an image presented right here on /board, the trigger is so strong it cannot be resisted.

Even with regular pics where a user asked to get shopped and most of board were upset at how blatant that was (with much grumbling of "not your photoshopper bitches"), people took to it like ducks to water or the late Mrs Houston to terminal drug-addiction or Sweden to blonds and here I'm in the middle of a lengthy paragraph that noone will actually read so might as well take the opportunity to say that it's rather bad form using board for fb stuff but it was most likely better received here than over at links and let's conclude the paragraph with something bland to catch the eye so, it's only natural, really.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

^What she said.

I think.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

that's a very nice paragraph

paragraph ftw

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

It's because we hate you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

errr

(wankdog, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

took him ages to perfect this!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

what are you? Some sort of modernist?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

I thought it was 3?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

inflation!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Inflation is through the roof! 33% increase!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

with a comb-over ?

(wankdog, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Happy trails...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

he farts in your general direction!

mind you though! she does look like miss jones from rising damp!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)

Fetchez la vache.

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

ahahaha! The stupid cunt who posted on /board about his shit football team posted on /talk.

He got told to fuck off and deleted it pretty sharpish.
Well done /board, I hope he kills himself. Perhaps hang himself from a goalpost with a sign round his neck bearing the legend "Pathetico Madrid".

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

this

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

poor innocent thread, died.. so terribly

it was shite like.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

sniff!!!!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

IN OUR HATRZ 4EVA :'(((((((

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

I personally hopes he throws himself off a high building and lands on a football pitch

or, as the old saying goes 'Jumpers for goalposts'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

*cricket applause*

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Clearny you don't know where you are talking about.

I was offering a party because b3ta helped me win something.

It's sad to see b3ta turned into something like 4chan..

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

Clearny I was talking about a different user.

You fucking stupid daft cunt.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

My bad

(Deus_Ed, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

Hahah!

From my favouritest film... Ever!

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

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