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(1.618..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Dancin' Queen
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# I can't think of anyone who has wanted to be hated so much by so many as much as he does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Any port in a storm when it comes to serious attention seekers...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hater gonna hate :D
Biggest troll ever, he took it outside of the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# He's laughing on the inside...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# More than likely a padded room
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# he's gonna be sore on the inside
especially during life in prison with all the guards not noticing his beatings and rapes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be delighted with all the attention.
He can recite his manifesto as he's taken up the ass by all his new friends.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I thought it was mostly Texans who did prison bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# In Brazil
they kick all the teeth out of their bitches for smooth blow jobs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Blimey
I nearly got sent to jail when I was in Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# did you have a dental plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# No
but luckily the bribe plan worked
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ^ when living in Argentina I kept US$300 on my person at all times
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# The hard part is you have to remember to keep swallowing coins
to stay topped up.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# there speaks the voice of experience ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# You should try taking your dentures out for the BF
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# i haven't got dentures!
or a boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Get to the dentist straight away then
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# i like my dentist
he gives me gold crowns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# you are the queen!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hmmm,
there's a very slim possibility he might get released at some point, if he can be reformed. Varg Vikernes did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I had to Google him to find out who he is.
We share the same birthday! How lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# ha! this
never mix internet and real life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Exactly
I think you're all being a bit harsh. None of you know anything about me. I only done a picture.
(1.618..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# YOU BEASTLY BEASTLY BEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# D'you know, of the four of them
I think the one most likely to be the silhouette is actually Helen Mirren. A stunningly lovely lady, both in her day and even now.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Met her once about 10 years ago in Leicester
still would

totally still would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Haha
Animate it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# FUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# smugtastic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:01, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Poor Swayze :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigfoot Solved.


So friendly and fuzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Aww he needs hugs :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# If only he would have had someone to scratch his belly
when he was a wee kitten...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Say 'NO' to Catnippp.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:21, archived)
# His natural habitat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I pea here?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# All three
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# lube & shame
hahahaha :D
clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# ^ What Fat Brenda said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# ^ this x 2
coffee meet monitor, monitor meet coffee
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 4:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Probably smell more acceptable than the originals.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:37, archived)
# ^this
stupid teenage stepson uses them as air freshener
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Ah the smell of Lynx used to mask the smell of fags
now that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# lizard shit and spunk in his case
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Little lizard fucker
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Which reminds me...
...they've just released a new one:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Not just for Chavs. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# "some of the older kids were smoking" was all I usually needed to say
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# That's fine as far as it goes.
"some of the older boys were drinking" didn't work for me
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# I imagine those cunts in that jacomo ad wear bo spray like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
Fatty Fragrance
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I use 'Release' by WD40
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Team GB Footwear unveiled...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Is wellie throwing a new Olympic event if not it should be :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Hehe
I think we should make all the other countries compete in the Gloucestershire Cheese Run.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Oh yes!
also Synchronized Morris Dancing, Rounders, British Bulldog and Conkers!
"Oh dear seems the America athlete has had to be disqualified for soaking his conker in vinegar!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# World beaters at the Teenage Pregnancy and Friday Night Punching events.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# The 100m Hen Night Shoeless Gutter Crawl
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Probably more dignified than some of Paula Radcliffe's performances.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# : )
And all the boxing events should take place in pub car parks

Oops late for work, see yas
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# OMG!
the Olympic Copyright Stasi will hunt you down and destroy you!

edit: nice edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I would like to take this opportunity to state that the London 2012 Olympic Games Copyright Stasi are a right bunch of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# U R SO B&
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Wow...
That's pretty full-on.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# this is nothing new
the olympics are very protective of their sponsors and the amount they pay to be 'official'.

my wife works in commercial radio and there's a massive list of words and such stuff they're not to use in advert in the build up and during the summer games.

in fact, they can't use the word 'summer games'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# The new Billy the Fish in Viz lampoons this very well
We had a briefing about it at work, it's fucking London 2012 Summer Olympic Games twats ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha yes
I like the suggestion on the letters page that they copyright the words 'fiasco', 'debacle' and 'shambles'.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Does she work for Magic?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# I doubt it. I reckon she gets paid a salary like all the other employees
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2ļøāƒ£2ļøāƒ£9ļøāƒ£0ļøāƒ£7ļøāƒ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I like to think, that the ancient olympic contestants would consider all of this shite a mockery of the olympic ideal
and would be so piqued by all this nonsense that they'd just slaughter the lot of them

and then go back to competing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Great use of taxpayers' money.
On the plus side, they did make sure that NEWMARKET TOWN COUNCIL used the correct logo on their poster
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:35, archived)
# wasn't there some other spectacular and offensive and no doubt illegal but "WE ARE THE SYSTEM, FUCK YOU" building work to prevent people seeing water boaty action down in Dorset? or was it somewhere else, fucked if I know
Country's fucked, but lets pretend that all is great by the great and the good doing what the fuck they want as ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
#
"Maybe Locog hasn't put across strongly enough the argument that these companies are paying for the Olympics, and if they weren't paying for it, we would be paying for it."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# So what, big money consumerism has been shafting a grateful public for years.
Protecting what they own at all costs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# haters gonna hate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hate the (Olympic) games not the players
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# You've done it again!
now, do a sad face, and look at the floor.

here is a picture of a kitten =^.^=

Now look at the kitten.

Personally I think the whole olympic establishment is just a big abusive self aggrandising poop, that just sits there, throbbing wistfully while it's "aura" of importance slowly emanates from therein.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# I've been practising
since the 80s.
{:-S
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# those are the worst police uniforms ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha, top ninj edit, ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Ta Thor!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# and as Ian Fletcher, Head of Deliverance of the Olympic Deliverance Commission would say...
"So that's all good"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# That is well cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Just threw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Someone, somewhere, is planning to kill you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# with a ho-ax
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Your suffering will be legendary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Anders Breivik just twitched
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Bumchin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ballchinian
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Lawks a fucking lordy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Thanks Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# You're welcome ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# god that is absolutely terrible
you deserve a medal. or a kicking. or maybe both.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# The Amazing Adventures of
Bob Geldof and Coco the Clown
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
# give us your fucking funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Is she dead yet, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# The word 'ax' has helped me out of many a Scrabble pickle.
Also, ox, qi, zo and ja.

Thanks for listening, everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# This deserves less replies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# *fewer*
/pedant.
(turbomerl, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# NAZI...\o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Yamas!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Dick Mercenaries?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Wild? They were absolutely livid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# double geeky 'joke' alert
(pdjpdj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Nobody wants to be in Hufflepuff.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)
# RIS
I havent watched twilight
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)
# maaan
don't you recognize the Grange Hill uniform?
(pdjpdj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# That fat cunt's the one that got nicked
for "looking after a molotov cocktail for a friend" during the riots
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# ahahahahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Best. Defence. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)
# there really are some rocket scientists out there, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# I don't think many of the Hogwarts alumni are particularly stellar
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/mar/22/jailed-harry-potter-co-star-jamie-waylett
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# ahh, learning is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha I enjoyed reading those comments
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# After choosing his school friends poorly, Assange's life was changed forever
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# I don't geddit
does this make me geekist?
also, is it that fat one that recently got jailed for rioting?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Yes and yes
you geekist cunt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# geekist and proud
*goes off to make a badge :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Speaking as a geek who is also a nerd
I find your attitude extremely offensive.

*reports to the european courts

You're in TROUBLE, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Fuck them forins
I'm pleading self defence
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Damn it
You've got me there.

Make sure you remember to do a salute in court and pretend to be a member of the Knights Templar Against Geeks and you'll be scot free. And Scot free, too, no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Is he about to get spanged from behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I think cute right side girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I totally would
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Isn't she a bit old for you Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Age has not related. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# I made this.


Click for bigger (129 kb)

be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# excellent stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Ha ha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# you keep a naan bread in a container like that?
And next to your sugar and tea, too? Thats a bit wierd.

Verreh good though. Ill expect to see these in some expensive design store like Magma within a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# a naan... haha...
if only there wasn't the pesky issue of image rights...
(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:17, archived)
# great
can't wait to see Peppers on your pepper pot ;)
(pdjpdj, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)
# On that note...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Ahh Brian Peppers, I spotted him with a look-a-like jug in Peru.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Compo it
*some of the selotape is showing
also I'll have tea please cheers
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Sellotape? I thought they were painted!
Is there any way to undo an "I like this!" click?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# I htought bierbelly had made them from clay
then used underglaze to decorate them and then done 2 firings
oh and made the lids too
the wonders of modern technology fools me again :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I thought he made that kettle and the house, too :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
# amazing result for a pin hole camera
or has he painted the whole scene using a camera obscura?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# What kind of psycho would fashion items for their house out of ex-b3tans??
Excluding G****n skin lampshades, of course. ALL the cool kids have those
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# ex-b3tans, this gives me the idea for major tv series or hollywood drama
a purile image manipulation website

slowly has people going missing

and the brave hero works out who is doing the missingness

and like, there's a hot chick

then there's a car chase for no apparent reason, involving a purple volvo and a clapped out 1982 fiesta popular.

Get hollywood on the line! I think we got a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
#
there's a 100's of hot chicks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# \o/
maybe we need to make a different type of movie :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# the problem is they've all been filtered
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# And there's a twist at the end
in the style of Identity, but instead of a serial killer, it turns out that every single account belongs to baldmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# :o
THAT IS FUCKING DRAMATIC!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)
# I want these
May play with stencils at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# i can send you the pdf.
(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Me too me too me too me too
Pleeeeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# At the risk of sounding like an AOL twat
Me too please!

Have laser cutter, spray cans, varnish, and evil poised and ready to bring such delights into the real world...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# please can i have it?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# can I have one too
nice mr bierbelly?
(teasus likes tea, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Me too please!
Bit late, but yes please.
(wearesoldout, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
Can I have a set as well, kind mr bierbelly.
(Jon-Og, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ^ Nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Inspired!
\0/ and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hehehe!
Do you have one of these to drink from?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Ain't no latté like an 'S' mug latté
or something
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I approve of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Expert.
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Oh thanks... you made my day.
All those ace comments made my wife get out her vinyl cutter:

(I helped save b3ta! bierbelly, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Where's the sellotape gone? :(
I liked the sellotape
also where's my cup of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I've never heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# this is really cool
and probably sellable as well - i'd buy them!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# ^also this
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)
# definitely
do it!
(teasus likes tea, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# ^ and me
Put me down for a set too, this is bloody ace!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# that`s bloody marvelous, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# you'd make a killing
flogging these on ebay! (or amazon for hundreds of thousands!)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# chuffin' ace
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
#
Put me down for a set, would you?
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)
# I like this
This I like
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# They should've been painted and fired...
...you're fired.

p.s. they're fucking awesome. Now get out of my boardroom. :)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Heyyyyy
I've got the same kettle as you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discobunnywalker, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:38, archived)
# THAT! is FUCKING! BRILLIANT!
i really want those badly
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Well...
...done.
[click]
(minimalist ..., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Call me a thicko
But I only understand two out of three.

Tea and sugar, sure.. Who's the third?
(kael13, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# It's Morgan Freeman.
For his bickies www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/freemans-chocolate-chip-cookies ;)
(marlboroman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# or alternatively...
(marlboroman, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant
You should try and market them yourself before the copy monkeys swoop in!
(own bakines Towel beach surprise., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# brilliant
you need to be on dragons den with these..
(norfolkngood, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Smashing.
I would buy a set if I could afford tea.
(I sin the pooma, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# You wouldn't have to keep just tea in it.
You could also use it to store your Mister.
(richardm, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)
# This is the most brilliantist thing ever!
You should apply to next years Apprentice with just this and I bet you win.

At the very least gaz me the PDFs so I can make some of my own please. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# is a conspiracy :D



deris
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17702438
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Chinny reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:31, archived)
# ye of little faith :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)
# On a related matter...
What a silly billy!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Wanghacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:36, archived)
# cock nobbler
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Chinjobs...
Kirk Douglas used to give those in his prostituting days
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:54, archived)
# where's the jam?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:57, archived)
# You need to pump it up first
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:17, archived)
# I don't really need it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Well don't you need to keep the party going on the dancefloor?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:21, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# now it`s a chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Sorry dude
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:17, archived)
# Winner is the Winner
edit: Cor, Chevron
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:39, archived)
# hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha :D
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)
# You could add "coffin" for extra japes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I'm assuming the mint green is "coffin"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# Haha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Simple, yet true
Good venning!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Ning b3ta, I took on board some of last nights comments,
So here are todays 'Wiskered Wankers'; David Bradley, Sean Bean and Carlo Rota.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:44, archived)
# and here are todays 'SWF, Stripys'...
Victoria would Beckham, Claire wouldn't Sweeney and Rooney you're doing it wrong Mara

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:44, archived)
# Phwoar Rooney
never thought I'd ever use those two words together O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)
# This makes me smile
* Although it could just be wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# In which way did you take on board any comments from last night?
www.b3ta.com/board/10746071
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:52, archived)
# Fucking hell, I just cleared out my ignore list.
Do you really want the whole board to ignore you? Is this your endgame?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:32, archived)
# He did say he was sorry that he was early yesterday. And sorry that he was late at the weekend.
He's very polite. And probably psychologically on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# I wish I could find that clip of Mark heap on Brass Eye
the one where they hold up photos of women for him to see and he basically says "would" to every one.

Because that's WB.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Lords Frey and Stark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
# Nice offer but no thanks, I am driving...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# can't be
Lord Stark Sean Bean has a head
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# What about llort's comment that you could "vectorise some face-swaps featuring freebase and star wars"?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# I could do that but when would I post it?
When is Freebases' birthday?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Could someone explain to me, please
Who IS this ugly bloke whose pic gets used all the time here?

And why? I've not been here long and that face is putting me right off...
(~6, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# And THAT is..?
(~6, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:42, archived)
# Nice Artz!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:46, archived)
# IS BOID

Nice work, mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:21, archived)
# BOID is as BOID does
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
# stone chatty boid :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:33, archived)
# CHIKKAN!
*points at the chikkan*

CHIKKANS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Twit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Careful lil' birdie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# It's been years since I last saw a Stonechat.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] This explains a lot


I KNEW IT!
(trekadam30, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:58, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:33, archived)
# happytoast will ban you for shit like this
consider yourself forewarned
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# why's that? it's under 100k and they've shopped it themselves
seams ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:27, archived)
# broken sarcasm meter is broken
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:42, archived)
# you used the wrong colour font
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:09, archived)
# He was just angry because Picard was better
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Bugger me!
I have not seen seams that strong for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:32, archived)
# Well, not enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:40, archived)
# What's up with...
Julian Assange? Why has he got a combover?
(xaer0mancer, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Woo! That's really good blonde Lebanese.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:17, archived)
# Thank Fuck!
I was wondering where the gayshift went; it's almost Wobblytime!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:58, archived)
# exit:stage left
jk
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:32, archived)
# Can't live with you, can't live without you. ;)
:D...I do have to run though...o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:33, archived)
# total hell?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:59, archived)
# laugh/cry/something in between
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:02, archived)
# Christopher Walken?
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:50, archived)
# A thing of beauty.
T-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:15, archived)
# I wouldn't wear that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:19, archived)
# nice badge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:27, archived)
# Complete with laughing ginger. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 6:32, archived)
# Essense of b3ta (100ml)

Warning: keep out of children
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:20, archived)
# Full dose!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Haha what the fuck is up with his hand?
Camp contortionism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, archived)
# it's all the rage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)
# pfffft
Aceness
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:28, archived)
# thank you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/422460_176651062454043_142821199170363_263282_461416767_n.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)
# FENTON!
Don't let me catch you pissing on the walls again
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:27, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:46, archived)
# I BELIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:06, archived)
# it's spreading
(Hugh Jasperson Does this name make my butt look big?, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:25, archived)
# wwoooowwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:21, archived)
# i appear to be seeing freebase through hypnosis
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:32, archived)
# Naaawww, it's a flashback sequence.
I can tell by the harps.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:55, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:04, archived)
# You had me at spreading.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:44, archived)
# property of goldenpalace.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 4:41, archived)
# Franklhy my dear...quack quack mffmfmf quack.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Them again...
By the way, just out of interest, in your (rather spiffing) colourized photos, how do you choose what colours to use for clothes and suchlike? Are you able to tell from the shade of grey, do you do research or is it just a guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Sadly, just guesswork at the moment.
I suppose if I was doing it on a more serious basis, I'd be doing more research on colour fashions of the period,
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Oroight mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# FUCK BILLED SPLATTER PUSS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# ... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# WHY IIII OUUUUUGHTAAAAAAA
i'm knackered, so i'm off

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Na-night
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# Some people save up all their lives to go to Switserland to be raped by a frozen dog shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# imchocked
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I wonder what he's up to right now...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
#
youtu.be/MwHWbsvgQUE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Good call
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:14, archived)
# best thing i've seen in days, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ban's de man :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hee hee!
Hwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Lovely.
Yet again, you talented bastard :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# so suave
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Haha, nice crotch-grab.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Haha, wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Doing it well but looking back over his shoulder too
there's something very United Nations about that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# SHAMONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 2:06, archived)
# man seriously bro
how the hell do you pull of those sweet animations? ive been wondering for ages. all your stuff is animated so well. and i just dont know how to do it. see i know flash, i know how to do 2d animations (frame by frame), i know after effects, photoshop, fusion, some nuke and some motion but seriously how do you pull off those lovely animation. please enlighten me. i want to learn your skills. feel free to PM me if that's too much text for the board.
i love your stuff
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 3:26, archived)
# cheers .....*gazzed* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 12:42, archived)
# SHAMOON!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 5:46, archived)
# I love this
: D ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 1:56, archived)
# 5000 posts!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# -1
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Congrats!!
Is that an emu?
Edit: Oh, it's a cock! Why does it appear to have eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# And
is it your cock's birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# I always assumed my cock had the same birthday as me.
Do you celebrate your genitals birthday on a separate day?
Maybe that's what the queen's second birthday is all about. It's for her vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# It took a week for my cock to fully flop out of my mum, it was that long.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# PITYITWASATTACHEDTOURFACELOOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# If that's his cock he needs to see a doctor immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
#
cock-eyed?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# *tilts head*
What IS that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# It's a rusty pick axe
on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It's my 5000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# It looks like a penguin in a backpack walking to school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Nothing of the sort!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# This is absolutely disgusting!
Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# typical episode of pingu
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# If you know what I mean. Wink. Wink. Nod. Nod.
Say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# 'grats :D
thankfully i can't make any sense of your image
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Pierce my helmet!
Merry Milestone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# thanks for reminding me to take my anticonvulsants
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Is that a Prince Albert I see?
Have it washed and brought up to my room.


Happy 5K!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
# Happy Meaty Nutz Dandy Doodles
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# OOOOOH!
Thank you kindly sir/madam
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:18, archived)
# i'm all male




until I have the surgery
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Haps b3days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745974
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# And a happy b3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745977
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745978
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Happy candles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745980
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# eyejuice
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10745974
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Congrats, but I'm still not sure what this is
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# It's the underside of a penis, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Oh fuck, is that some kind of lateral glans piercing? :(
Happy candles and that
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Yes.
b3ta.com/board/10745996
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# M11 Carnage/Free dinner
This is from last week - photo as promised.
New grille please.
'awaits abuse'

(bangthedrum, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# S55 RKM
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Or could be Q55
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# No, there wasn't a Q reg.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# The car doesn't look old enough for D or G.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I think you're right about the S
That would be about 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I just think S55 sssseemsss ssssssilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# (something)S55 ...
2005or6.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Q reg was used for kit cars
So yes, there was, and you saw them on the roads, but it wasn't for a particular year.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Like Knightrider?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# That was a Kitt car
Extra T, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah, ok, but this clearly isn't a kit car.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
Well, maybe, it just means engine number and chassis number not matching...

/pedant off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Oh, well I've learned something today.
Thanks for your pedantry :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I'm hoping I'm not actually remembering it wrong :)
There's little worse than your own inaccurate pedantry.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# As far as I'm concerned now, it's true.
I'll probably forget where I heard it and repeat it knowledgeably some point in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Glad to be of service
(I just checked at the DVLA. What I said is more or less true. It was for cars of "indeterminate origin", which includes kit cars, foreign imports, and ringed knock-offs.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:40, archived)
# the chassis and engine numbers don't need to match
and it doesn't require p plates
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Oh right, this...
b3ta.com/questions/terrified/post1581792

I specifically told you NOT to post it on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Your car will kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Make a pie and get on with your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Are you telling us you haven't had a pigeon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2RKhAQmWy0
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:02, archived)
# you sick bastard
driving a fucking Fiat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Nice pigeon by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
#
I didnt like it - I had to scoop the damn thing out of the radiator and I nearly boaked. I was filled with remorse and the earbashing I got from the missus really wasn't worth it.
(bangthedrum, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)
# What was her fucking problem, then?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Apparently it tightened his nutsack a little
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# In Texas they have antlers on their auotmobile bonnets.
You have a pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# … and hilarity ensured
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Flying cars are finally here!.................wut?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)
#
LOL, you broke your daddy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
# You are Dick Dastardly
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/5318008
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I didn't think a Fiat could go that fast
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Apr 2012, 1:39, archived)

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