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# Doctor Ooh!

Happy 49th!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# put away those fiery biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:44, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# i may have to give the boxset an airing when i get home.
speaking of which, i'm off before it gets dark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:51, archived)
# The vampire menace in Liverpool still showing no signs of stopping?
Unfortunate. Safe journey, Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Hawtrey as Davros!!
WOOT! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:50, archived)
# B3ta save me - my wife's uncle has just posted a pic on Facebook of a cancer victim holding a card saying "Fuck cancer", Like if you hate cancer
And I must NOT respond "AIDS?" because I think it will earn me a night in the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:59, archived)
# wait a minute... I HATE CANCER TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Cancerist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I'm old fashioned like that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Just post AIDS? and then when he threatens you with the shed
say that you were trying to suggest that AIDS is as big a threat to humanity as cancer and is also deserving of hatred
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That looks like bad aids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:02, archived)
# :D that would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# is it me
or did she always have a bit of a man-torso*?

*i refrained from saying man-trunk
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:56, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Coming soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# George Bush. Hamtoucher extraordinaire.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Humm Obama's looks nothing like him
presidentialham.com/u-s-presidents/barack-obama-with-ham/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# that hair! it's so........bushy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# haha....I miss the chimp :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:11, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# time to air this shit again..

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# that looks like slimy liver that's been cooked wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# old memories of school dinners right there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:43, archived)
# pea time

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:08, archived)
# quasimodoflan
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# YAY!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Lunch pun


Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# you are on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Oof! Right in the solar plexus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Ouch!
woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# most of it was filler material
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# you keep bowling 'em, son, i'll keep hitting 'em ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:31, archived)
# drop the mouse and back away from the keyboard, S L O W L Y
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# i shall never stop loving this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ^very very this^
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# do not shit there, bear!
meadow is not woods!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Go on ...
fuck off.

And take your bloody lunchtime puns with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# The 3rd series has been great, thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Yes, yes it has!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I've just invented the 48 hour clock. The time is 38:10
and here's your newsletter:
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue556/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I should post less
I loved Black Moon's vid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# you certainly dominated the subjlol thread
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# it's all I live for
it helps that I 'work' from home on Fridays

and as if to punch home this point, work has just sent out a newsletter on using your time wisely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Huzzah
Thanks Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# is it socialist?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# the newsletter has elements of socialism
elements that I've crushed under my iron boot until it bleed
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# FASCIST!
*eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Thanks Rob
And thanks for plugging the Day of the Ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# dia de los fantomes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:21, archived)
# ia! ia!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# f'taghn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I done a art*:


*May contain photoshoppering and not contain actual art.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# It's quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I like the little chaps, but I'm not sure about the oversized Tron wrestling ropes and gardening equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# This is what Prometheus should have looked like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# The TV tower in Prague.
Great city.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# And the points go to Captain Howdy there.
"Mother", I believe they call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# What's the story
behind that?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# The tower's a throwback to the old Communist days.
It dwarfs everything else in the city, and a while ago it was decided that it needed something to make it less oppressive, so they got an artist to attach giant steel babies to it.
It's a strangely beautiful thing. If you ever go to Prague you really can't miss it, even if you try.

EDIT: www.worldphotopage.com/Czech-Republic/Prague/Prague-Prague-TV-tower.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I love a nice bit of Communist-era architecture.
Mind you, that's probably cos I didn't have to live under the regime, so the architecture doesn't have quite such an association for me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Some of the locals still hate it for what it symbolised, but most of the younger generation are cool with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Aye,
I went up the tower the last time I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# The term "stunning views" was invented for just such an endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Unfortunately,
it was a dull and drizzly day when I went, so probably didn't see the view at its best...it was still an impressive panorama of the city and surrounding area, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:55, archived)
# This looks like the inside of my telly round the back.
Only weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Worker sperm
Proudly maintaining the urethra. Pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] That one in the upper left is glowing a little.
Time to replace him with one of the 50,000 others.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# These bees will be the undoing of us all!
Flee!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# These flees itch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I was bitten by a radioactive bee.
I got the superpower of leukemia. (I got better.)
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# do they bite?
are you sure it wasn't a beedog?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Just when I think the Internet has reached maximum weirdness & specificity…
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# that's an old one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I would like to taste their tingly honey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Now that sounds like an euphemism.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# There's a bug in the system
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
there's nothing finer
than a succinct one liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Found strapped to a pigeon's leg in a bricked up chimney
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:52, archived)
# [mod edit]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# here's a newsletter
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# comin' at ya
like a Gaza'n rocket (falling short again)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# SWAMPING YOUR INBOX LIKE A SOMERSET RIVER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:58, archived)
# A newsletter, not a snoozeletter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Special Edition for mongs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# B3ta's newsletter:
wronger than a mong joke!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# please stop mentioning prodigy 69
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# it's his fault
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# yup sure is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# have i upset you again didums?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Certificate PG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# This Week: B3tan cage fighting special!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Containing 100% of your daily allowance of fruit AND elks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# contains a link to retrieve your B3ta password
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# #RobsAnalBumParty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:34, archived)
# With his own shop
www.rob.eu/london/
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# It's like a Dr Who set
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# You'd swear I was the only one who even tries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Cock off mine's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:14, archived)
# adding £200 to your annual hummus bill
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Here's a list of things, some of them are funny and others not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# contains cocks, probably
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Still better than The Poke despite the vast difference in budget
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:11, archived)
# yeh, but least The Poke tries!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I'd try a bit harder if i had their cash
they got loads of stand ups backing them, and beer ads and everything, and all they do is collect shit off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# I only see the stuff they post on Facebook
doesn't Q4 do some stuff for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Rob's secret Sandy Island hideout discovered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# WOMEN, KNOW YOUR PLACE.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Sponsored by Season 4 of "Luftwaffe Summer Wine"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Get ripped using this WEIRD trick in a WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EDITION!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# dodging the corporation tax by not making a profit.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# There's nothing funny left in the Internet. Go home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# You should reach 50,000 posts by 13.30 :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# SHHH! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Excluded from Google Translate by UN resolution 1274
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The high water mark for flood jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# free vajazzle kit for your dog inside
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# More cunts than Youporn
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# contains interview with Michael McIntyre
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
# There's no 'I' in Arabic. It's all just squiggles and that.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:25, archived)
#
最后英语版
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# As disappointing as last week's.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Lord Jesus, were you ACTUALLY born in a barn?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Why aren't the Easter Eggs in the shop yet?
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:31, archived)
# May be affected by the Leveson Inquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Sweet and creamy and uncommonly good.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Fuck off and stab something
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Now with 80% less Saville
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# That's what Savile said to the boy when the viagra began to wear off
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Now with 100% less Lord Mc*****e
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Hosted by Ant & Dec
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I find this offensive
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:41, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:46, archived)
# contains no pirates OR ninjas
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I'm both
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# The last two weeks of November are fucking pointless.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# just one more week of LookingLikeANoncember to go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Risk it for a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# How far underground does a tube go?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# all the way?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Let my people go
or they'll wet their pants.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# GAZZA'S BEST WANK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# WAZZA'S BEST GANK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Flooded in mind piss
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Jizz-free edition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# ignore 2.0 is [mod edit] great you should totally keep it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# X FACTOR IS STILL ON TV. WHY?
See also that dancing thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
#
if they cancelled the dancing thing, what would they talk about on bbc breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Shoes, hats and head polishing with Nick Robinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Hell, I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I iz now snipur
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# :D
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I've always known those little snappy shits were bad news
But now I fear I've underestimated them...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# the Yorkshire Wookie Regiment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:13, archived)
# :)

Ning Gruffi!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# NingNinj!
he looks gnarly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# He's ok once he's been fed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
#
But not after midnight
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# in case you can't be bothered to scroll.
www.b3ta.com/board/10885716
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# I saw it before i saw this!
b3ta.com/board/10885740
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# hehehe
www.b3ta.com/board/10885881
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Damn ewoks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffys with guns ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:40, archived)
# wants six!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] *ahem*... Cyber Terrier-ist.......
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# Now listen here! There's absolutely no need for that sort of punning this early in the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Sorry
I have beer-lag, my time is all to cock today.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# I wear my watch on my wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# My wrist is too thin
And my watch is too wide ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I have an absolutely massive cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# My apartment smells of rich mahogany.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# My cats breath smells of cat food
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# My dog's got no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Mutant.
Kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:17, archived)
# haha, is that Benny Hill?
new fact time: I worked with his Grand-Neice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
worked with cried myself to sleep over
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# she was OK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Cyber terrorist?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha
They killed Bin Laden and but only a year later the site shut down...?

Conspiracy much?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# It works both ways
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Alas, those jovial days are behind us now...
We will never again experience the simple delight of a good horselink...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# haha
does that swear filter still work?

test: fucking shitty ballcocking wankminge

result: ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ - wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:58, archived)
# and besides
who doesn't love horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Wormulus' boss, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# yeh, but he's all bossy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Yep it's still alive and well.
Doesn't work on /links for ssome reason. Possily 'cos it would break loads of URLs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# says here...
Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/ (but not other parts of the site.) Don't enable this unless absolutely necessary, as it will also edit image and link addresses.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Horse racing could be a lot more interesting than it currently is.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Except for those bringing up the rear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# :)
Arserockets ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks only slightly less freaky in real life, actually.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Aye aye iEye
EDIT just filenamed! I was close though!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Aye-aye Wifi Eye.
Akcherly.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:43, archived)
# have a blue-tooth tiger
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/10885637
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
#
I saw that just after I posted it :(
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ah yes, very popular in the Elizabethan times :)
very popular in the Elizabethan times :)Queen Elizabeth's Aye Aye
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Here comes Walt..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I've not watched the show, but I'm sure that's excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# You must. It's a truly great show.
Next time you're down, bring a USB stick and you can have series 1-5 in .avi format.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# 5 series' of Bod?
Ace, I loved that show.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Series 1 to 5 in .avi
'Kin Roared!

Do do do do do do do dooooo do do do do do do do dooooo do.

Pommmmm Pom pom pom pommmmm pommmmm that's it 30 years of therapy down the fucking drain.
(deadpidge, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 17:44, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I was just about to start watching season 5
but then cockweasle suggested this eyetie thing and now i'm hooked on that
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Which show are we talking about, and is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Romanzo Criminale
really good. You've got to do reading like at school but so far i'm enjoying it as much as Breaking Bad or the Wire type things
uk.imdb.com/title/tt1242773/
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Added to my list.
Thanks, CB.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Guns
Yeah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# nice..really need to watch that

I've heard it's great
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# It's brilliant
Especially John le Mesurier as the narrator
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I was hooked after the opening ten minutes.
The acting and the scripts are off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I seen the first one and thought it was great then it moved in the schedules and I just forgot
...5 series blimey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Not the usual 22/23 episode run, thankfully, otherwise I'd never have bothered.
Series 1 was 8 episodes, and all the others have been 13.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# ok cool..will *cough* check it out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Morning, Ninj.
Does Friday find you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Thanks, Emvee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised to see it as a T-shirt on Camden market in the near future
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Such a thing would please me no end.
Cash would be better, but invisible fame is always good for the ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Hooray! :D
Something I haven't seen but have heard much about
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Well worth the effort, Drim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Awesome!
We've got the first 2 seasons on box set. For some reason we watched the first 2 or 3 eps and it's back on the shelf. Must dig it out again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Persevere, Baz. I'm currently halfway through series 3 and it has just got better and better.
Which I honestly didn't think was possible after series 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Fantastic!
Currently waiting for the last 8 episodes of series 5. Which WILL be the last :(
And yes, it is a superb show.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# ace
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:56, archived)
# :D yay!
I did a Breaking Bad thingy the other day:
b3ta.com/board/10884770
The never-before-seen premiere episode entitled-- 'Another Fine Meth'

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah, I've just finished Gods of the Arena and Game of Thrones, so this is next in line
Nice boddage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Top Notch
Cracking series, funny yet dark and often touching and not a duff actor in the cast.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I need to make this into a t-shirt
PLEASE can you put a embiggened version on a transparent background up somewhere??
(ottaky, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Humble thanks for the FP.
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Excellent work, and congrats on the FP
- and I haven't even seen the series. It's next in line (after I've got finished The Walking Dead and Boardwalk Empire...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Very good.
I want to watch Breaking Bad.
We had season one in the UK then the twats stoppped showing it.
The only way to watch seems to be either buy the box sets (not buying anything), watch it on some streaming interweb site (wanna watch it on my big telly) or illegally download it (too hard to find a downloading site and I don't do that peer to peer stuff).
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 13:28, archived)
# All 5 series on netflix
Take the free 1 month trial then cancel!
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:33, archived)
#
Thats one of the funniest internets I have seen in a long while..
(mrwoggle, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah bitch, Aunt Flo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:30, archived)
# For this
You have my eternal love.. so much woo, yay, hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Love it!
Now do Walt Jr falling over his crutches.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Not proud of myself.
He's not quick.

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Another one, this one not worth its own thread...

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:27, archived)
# A SPANG! for your first pic...
A 'You didn't... oh you bloody did' for your second :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Oh good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Also a vaguely compo-able pea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Also - 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Ning Baz
things got a little heated in the other place last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Innit.
Shhh though - least said soonest mended or summat like that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:00, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Meur, meur, meur!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Ay yi yi!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Could you post this reply under my next image, please...?
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# How spooky is that?
*waves hands about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] he waits....he listens.....he's wired for sound
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:28, archived)
# He's picked up a signal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Ha!
This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:36, archived)
# ^ What Fat Bernard said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:48, archived)
# my mates Dad was in the same class as Bernard Breslaw at school
I am now out oif facts for the whole day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# My mate once served Ian Botham a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I have a mate called Tom
and another called Andrew
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I know some Andrews/Andys but none very well
I don't know any Toms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# YOU TOLD US YOU WERE OUT OF FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I stole that one from the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# My gran once told me I was a distant relative of Wincey Willis.
I never found out if this was true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# My aunt was engaged for about 3 weeks to the brother of the drummer in The Blow Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
Hannah Hauxwell is my late Grandad's cousin. She was on Wogan's chat show once.

#Celebs #SWAG #YOLO
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:14, archived)
# just the opening title scene of that was enough to make me want to self harm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Ain't no winter like a bleak rural northern winter y'all!
#Word
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# my dad went to school with derek griffiths
and my science teacher went to school with su pollard

i went to school with a girl who got arrested for filming a porno at heathrow airport multi story carpark.

all TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Anthony Hopkins and Richard Burton both went to my primary and comprehensive schools
but not when I was there



so.... this girl.... pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# i'm sure there are lots on the internet
if you goggle for the arrest of making a porn film at heathrow airport i'm sure you'll find her name. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# challenge accepted
bah, the only result I found was your claim!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# it was in the independent
www.independent.co.uk/news/airport-sex-pornographers-escape-jail-term-1289071.html

and most other newspapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# hehe
this her?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# yes, that's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# The mate of some B3tan (whose name I cannot remember)
saw Dermot Murnaghan's cock.

Edit: wait, I have an EVEN BETTER claim to fame: a friend of mine is related to Father Abraham, who made the Smurf Song. (A few years ago, that friend's dad crashed his car into Father Abraham's, though not as part of some kind of intra-familial payback for making irritating music, as far as I know.)
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I remember this
the b3tan telling the story - not the cock
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# The cock told a story?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
# every cock has a tail to tell
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] earses!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] reposting wanker
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Hai Elvis!!
May I *click* this within an inch
of it's smashing life? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:53, archived)
# dawww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:22, archived)
# he must be a real astronomer
He's got a pipe.
Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
i've never met an astronomer who smokes a pipe :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I've never met an astronomer.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Aww
He hears nibbles in the distance...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# quality science mouse
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# :D
WooYaY:D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Looks like he's working for the rodent branch of S.E.T.I.
- that's a lovely piece of work, Elvis...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:14, archived)
# Now that's an ELK!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:17, archived)
# Smoking room
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:18, archived)
# It's near to the burning room
ergonomics.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:23, archived)
# this is how the screaming started
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:38, archived)
# And how it will end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:39, archived)
# word of advice

if you're going to use abuse ignore 2.0,
please stop mentioning me.
stop being a whiny little bitch about me at any given opportunity.
we all know you don't like me, that's the reason why you shat out and used ignore 2.0 in the first place
but I really don't get why you STILL mention me.

weird that.

take care baw hum x
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 7:50, archived)
# I was seeing it the wrong way round
couldn't tell what the elk I was looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Don't take it to hart
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Oh deer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Micto's ha...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Is this the prototype?
When do you go into full production?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:42, archived)
# SEAMS ELK SCHEMATICS
Stolen from the canadians
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Woo
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ace :)
(EricTViking, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# What we have here is some Lovejoy

CLICK ON THE ELK RECIPE TO SEE THE LOVEJOY IMAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:04, archived)
# you changed it!
you've ruined Thanksgiving! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:10, archived)
# IT'S ROONT
No no it's ok I had a lovely dinner did you have a lovely dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:11, archived)
# There is a dog on there, not an ELK as you might expect.
Likely some kind of knock off elk made from earwax harvested from dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Here's some Jason King
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:10, archived)
# ever heard his rape song?
proper fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# What is the recipe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:42, archived)
# This all seems to be in order
I gotta be honest though I thought there'd be more than one ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:43, archived)
# any particular species?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# a dried trachea makes it a bit hard to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# feed me seymore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 3:49, archived)
# dentata
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:01, archived)
# flora dentata
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:07, archived)
# You're good at these
This is my fave so far I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:04, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:58, archived)
# The worst kind of lamprey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tiger Power


Not sure if this is a technological advancement or just some serious gas...
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:55, archived)
# I've seen that source gif quite a few times now,
and this is the first time I've noticed that the dude on the elephant seems to be trying to catch the tiger with a fishing rod, the great daft git.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:06, archived)
# extreme fishing
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:24, archived)
# If I didn't have to go to bed 2 hours ago
I might have tried to make that, but I did, so I didn't even though I haven't yet.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:36, archived)
# This is why you should never sprouts to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:19, archived)
# yeah!
"This is why you should never sprouts to cats."
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:24, archived)
# I think he meant
"This why you should never sprout two cats."
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:34, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:47, archived)
# I want to sprout my cat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
# Even the small ones can get a fair clip going.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:43, archived)
# that'll teach him not to graze the dumpsters behind the Thai diner
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Chicks on tractors! Lets FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:59, archived)
# He must have had too many chorizos for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:56, archived)
# Fucking rocket cat
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:57, archived)
# never sprouts to cats
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:26, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:17, archived)
# Evolution is a constant race.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 6:58, archived)
# Who would ever have thought this had bindun?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I hope I win.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:09, archived)
# puff :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:18, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# I'm sorry, these animals contravene health and saftey.
They'll have to be put down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:26, archived)
# the rabbit already has been
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:46, archived)
# GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:36, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] it occured to me that this fits the compo
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] oh yeah, this too

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:55, archived)
# well, then, compo it, then, no?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:00, archived)
# a horse that's been modified to shoot itself in the head?
edit - now my post makes even less sense
lols anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:02, archived)
# You penispooped on my seamhorse
I am honoured and grateful and will plot your downfall immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Bit harsh Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:16, archived)
# nooo, all in good fun
can my puppy poop on you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:54, archived)
# I've done 4 poos today. FOUR POOS!
I don't need any more poo, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:03, archived)
# have a 5th
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:53, archived)
# No, no Doreen... not the shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:31, archived)
# FUCK OFF MU
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:42, archived)
# Oh god, someone please fuck me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Its shade is not a hazy hue but pure and hard, my sky-blue blue.
my sky-blue blue. It's like a roman candle coming rosebuds.


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:35, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 2:48, archived)
# A COMA WITH A SWEET AROMA IS YOUR ONLY DREAM, MALIGNANT WITH THE MISCONCEPTION THAT A GRUNT CAN GLEAM.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrZdEPhckk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 3:09, archived)
# i have Duckstab, and 'The Commercial Album' :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDVDu4ZcU3Q&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 3:17, archived)
# those two are my favourites.. and the american composers, and the king and eye, and.. and..!
 
found a totally sweet torrent the other day and grabbed MP3 copies since I haven't got round to buying fresh needles yet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cnyfQtKRw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] improved?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:01, archived)
# yay!
Kit-Cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:07, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:10, archived)
# This should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha...
these make me want to smoke more
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# in the olden days
when someone actually judged the competition, you would have.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:59, archived)
# what a splendid posterior
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:04, archived)
# buns!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Rabbit arse laser burner!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:25, archived)
# You can see a rabbit?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 0:41, archived)

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