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There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 4:38, archived)

She'd make a great clock - those legs are always on time

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 6:42, archived)

nice

and hurts my morning brain as usual :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:54, archived)

1 2 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock cock

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)

rrrrraaargh, shit bags...

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(torbz, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:18, archived)

shit bags

sorry, off fucking topic but rrraaaaargh

(torbz, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:19, archived)

Is that man doing a wee-wee on a pyramid?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:31, archived)

No, but I am

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:17, archived)

See also: North Wales

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:35, archived)

north wales schmales

oh aye...more sheep-shagging redneck, scrumpy-quaffing fuck-bags... and that's just the BT engineers...

(torbz, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:36, archived)

Yup, complete with pick-ups, dodgy flatbed trucks and quad bikes.

Oh yeah and scary inbreeding.

My eyesights blurred, time to go, bye all.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:50, archived)

describing australia to a tee

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 5:17, archived)

internet fanny works

I'm on Virgin. whisper it, it's ok.

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new_matt, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:42, archived)

you might as well get BT infinity

after all, we've already paid for it

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:47, archived)

"The so-called broadband tax will mean anyone in the UK with a fixed line telephone will have to pay an extra 50p a month on their telephone bill. "

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8126246.stm

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:58, archived)

I've got the 76Mb infinity and it works well.

However. The last time I checked all this crap. Sky was the best deal if you wanted their telly. I don't do telly so it's not worth it.

Virgin are packet scanning first to do the governments bidding cunts.

The internet. its shit when you live far away from stuff.

Edit: I don't think living in London is worth Internet. Go out and live the dream that I can't have.. What do you do for work there? Is there are jobs?

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)

what's packet scanning?

something to do with cocks and airports?

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)

Somerset is only 24 miles from Manchester?

who would have thunk it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)

haha that's what I was thinking :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

Happytoast beat me to it, but here's mine anyway.

(Rumpig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:11, archived)

I like them both

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paranoiaman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)

Aw cheers!

Me too.

(Rumpig, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:19, archived)

He did

but still ace mister :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)

Yes he did.

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Grampa, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 2:29, archived)

sad times, but hey, it's progress, probably*

*isn't progress, it's shit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NnhN6gG_CE

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:24, archived)

O_o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:29, archived)

Genu PFFFT!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)

FLANTASTIC!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:39, archived)

oh hell yes

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)

Art for internet fannies.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:50, archived)

*sadface*

Does this mean I have to draw fannies?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)

You DON'T want to draw fannies?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)

May cause trouble...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:18, archived)

Doggie made a puddle.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:10, archived)

My tables, they shine.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)

What's the gramaphone on then?

{:-p

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:32, archived)

Singing into an online music identifier

just isn't the same as embarrassing a teenage member of staff.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)

Awww

Crikey, that picture really reminds me of my dog when he was a pup.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)

^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:46, archived)

We were jus sayin, will there be any shops at all?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:45, archived)

never really understood why they started selling shitty headphones and toys instead of CDs

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)

desperation

they couldn't compete with the tax dodging Play, Amazon and co I guess

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:46, archived)

yea i suppose

i don't normally give a shit about shops, but i've got good memories of sifting through the HMV bargain bins when i was a teenager in search of some cheapo gem...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)

everyone (of merit) has good memories of a record shop

HMV oxford street was a mecca to me when I was a nipper

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:51, archived)

I did buy a 12" of Moloko's 'Sing it Back' from there.

Otherwise, I have nothing to offer.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:55, archived)

You were once the HMV dog?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)

Oddly, my local independent is going great guns.

I went through two HMVs the other week and they had nothing I was looking for.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:53, archived)

That, in my humble opinion, was the point when HMV stopped being a record store.

When you couldn't find what you wanted and more significantly, couldn't discover anything new. Unfortunately there's no place for niche if your business model is stack 'em high and sell 'em cheap*.

HMV Media Group were utterly dreadful employers in their later years. Sad to think about the reality their employees are facing though.

*I don't believe they wanted to go down this route but needs must I guess.

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Pig Bodine., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)

Good analysis here

croydonmunicipal.blogspot.com/2013/01/how-hmv-can-save-itself.html

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Zuowan, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)

Ironic though that 15 years ago, the little independant record stores were closing down because of HMV and Virgin

It's just a sign of how things have gone.

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)

90 years ago HMV was that little independent store

it's always going to be survival of the fittest/better at dodging taxes

I'm more bothered by the fact that it's probably the end of Fopp (for the second time)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)

^this^

I'll shed more tears for Fopp than I ever will for HMV

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:55, archived)

You only pay corporation tax on your profits

...so the corp tax avoidance doesn't really come into play, as they will have paid the same corporation tax as Amazon, i.e. bugger all tax on bugger all profit.

HMV did, however, try to get out of paying VAT by importing goods through Gurnsey.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Value_Added_Tax_(United_Kingdom)#Avoidance.2C_evasion_and_fraud

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 20:51, archived)

Yes... it's sad.....

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paranoiaman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:09, archived)

I'm disappointed, I was waiting for the dog to be blown off the screen,

preferably through several posts.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)

Huh, time to check the news, too many hmv posts

Aw. Still, makes more room in the highstreet for pawn shops, takeaways and places to buy mobility scooters..

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:12, archived)

don't forget the coffee, there's always room for another overpriced coffee shop

haha, which reminds me, the HMV in Cambridge (and I'm sure other places) has a built in coffee shop :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:14, archived)

had.

now the big coffee shop in cambridge has a few CDs going cheap

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:18, archived)

I'm not sure they sold CDs

it seemed to be all Dr Dre headphones and IPads when I last looked

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)

Dear Lord

I don't think even people tripping on overpriced coffee are daft enough to buy Dr Dre headphones, which so far as I can tell are mushily bass-heavy headphones whose parts cost about six quid, sold for £120.

Maybe the coffee shop will flog off some iPods.

Actually I was in that HMV perhaps a year back, I don't remember a coffee shop :( It might have made the experience slightly more pleasant because it was a horrible place to be otherwise.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

they moved it, it's not in the main shopping centre any more, it's over by the Grafton shit hole

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:29, archived)

Oh, right. Shows how recently I've been in Cambridge

Thinking about it it might even be two years.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:31, archived)

Which was a stupid decision on HMV's part.

The Grafton Centre is, as you say, a hole. I prefer going to the Fopp now instead, even though it's much smaller. I'm sure they're missing out on custom by no longer being in Lion Yard.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)

dre headphones: fragile.

got my son a pair at crimbo, snapped yesterday. oh well, he'll have to look like jack duckworth for a while...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:39, archived)

I got some Audio Technica ATH M50s for my birthday

They're fantastic headphones, albeit somewhat pricey. Call me old-fashioned but I quite like headphones with pretty much a flat response.

Don't have a famous name on them though.

Apparently the Motorhead phones are pretty good.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:46, archived)

don't forget Betfred and Paddy Power

I know it's wishful thinking but I'd love councils to try some things to encourage the high streets to fill with independent shops again. Maybe relief of business rates, free parking after 2pm etc. Our council tax has been frozen for three years - I'd much rather start paying a modest increase if the council used the money to promote local business.

At our college we used to run business startup courses and they were always absolutely packed, so the demand and the inspiration is there - it's just the tough market conditions and huge rates that prevent them from starting.

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:22, archived)

the council's approach to encouraging retail growth in the city centre

is stopping ikea from building a store anywhere near sheffield. ever.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)

I shall say here what I said elsewhere

I seem to recall buying CD's from HMV as well in the last twenty years, but because of the internet have seen prices reduced to the point where the music industry has been shown to have been a thieving scoundrel. Unless it's something particularly specialist, I don't expect to pay anything more than about a fiver for a CD. So price rigging or what? Why was I paying upto twenty quid for a CD ten years ago? I'm not even exclusively bought into amazon; the internet can provide you alternatives to high street prices which are great, such as specialist shops. All this is far more convenient than having to deal with Oxford Street, and the shop's limited stock. It can't be as specialist as the internet. And i'm shrugging at it's passing. Except for the bummer to the staff of course. Bad luck guys, but sign of the times.

Perhaps the days of musicians and rock god salaries are gone. It's curious, when I was a teenager I was consumed with an obsession of heavy metal, but there is more going on with life now. The internet has changed everything, and there is no turning back. Music doesn't seem to hold the same value as it once did, short of bothering to go to a concert, to which you still can't avoid buying a physical ticket for, if that's your thing.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:24, archived)

Music holds the same value to me as it always has

headphones on in a dimly lit room at night ~~masturbating furiously~~ listening to something that sends shivers down your spine at how complex and beautiful it is, can't beat it, worth every penny.

I think music does more than a still image or a film ever can because it provides more room for your imagination

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:28, archived)

This did that to me first time I heard it: youtu.be/NLURgkx5eqg

Still does, most times.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)

a bit too bumford and sons for me

I've been listening to Talk Talk's Spirit of Eden on loop this evening, still blows me away. Think I might have paid £15 for that in HMV the day it came out, worth 10 times that the number of times I've listened to it since then.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:37, archived)

Idlewild are not Bumfucker and Friends!

Even when Woomble is going off on one on folk. I even bought the Mumford and Sons album (probably from HMV) and rarely have I been more disappointed by something I was assured was "modern folk" (it's not), "fantastic!" (it's not), "harmonious", "ethereal" and all of that rot. Pah.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)

absolutely

I like Woomble (Secret is my Silence is a good bit of songwriting), but prefer Kris Drever

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mozza, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)

That is certainly a very good album :)

Probably Patrick Spence is my favourite on there. "Interesting" fact: when you look at who played on that Idlewild track it turns out it was actually the band from the first album, so Drever's on guitar along with Jones and I'd put money on it being cowritten by Drever and McCusker.

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boris the spider, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)

Funny you should mention Spirit Of Eden

I suddenly thought of it last night for the first time in many years. Probably time to listen to it again I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 3:16, archived)

That and Laughing Stock never gets old.

I had no idea what to think about either at first, which is usually a good sign to me. That is as powerful as music can possibly get as far as I know.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 5:55, archived)

Fair enough, and I agree to be honest

but it genuinely seems to be less of an importance these days. I tend to only to really have interested in nostalgia from the past. Nothing much interests me that is current

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:34, archived)

Who cares?

HMV must have put an awful lot of independent record stores out of business. Fuck 'em.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 2:57, archived)

That's a good point

...but I do feel sorry for the poor sods that worked in the stores.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:23, archived)

I concur with 4Q:

if anything I wanted to hear wasn't in their 'charts' or sales, they couldn't find their arses with both hands and a search team, and they made it obvious that they couldn't give a fuck about trying to find it either.

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:15, archived)

Couldn't care less about the actual HMV stores

being as they're overpriced, corporate grief-holes with absolutely no understanding of music.

BUT, they do own Fopp... and I care about Fopp. Fopp is the last real, physical shop that I get that rush of 'ooohhh... I'm going to buy myself something good' excitement from. So yep, sad times.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:55, archived)

Nicely!

Tis very sad :( Place has gone to the shits

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Ninj, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)

meh.

I'd have more sympathy if they hadn't been pulling one of those "gift cards are worthless after X years" stunts.

Yeah, in my book, that's stealing my families cash; and will NOT earn you any goodwill from me. I could just about understand some sort of gradual balance erosion to account for the colossal cost of storing a few bytes of data all that time; I could tolerate it if the balance had gone to charity; but not helping yourselves to the lot without notice. Gits.

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:58, archived)

yep

the timing was obviously planned;
1. get everyone to shell out for gift cards over xmas as presents
2. stop accepting gift cards asap for maximum profit

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)

(resistanceisfutile, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)

I must say, if the telly wasn't this great I'd probably be up to no good.....

if the telly wasn't this great I'd probably be up to no good.....

(orbojunglist, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:17, archived)

Once again I get my news from b3ta

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:23, archived)

apparently

he had a box set of the IT Crowd when he was captured/killed.

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new_matt, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 8:43, archived)

Ha! Ha!

Satellite TV is such a headache...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:00, archived)

Oh fuc.k

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:21, archived)

(orbojunglist, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:47, archived)

Voyager?

Pfffttttt.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:32, archived)

voyager was to weed out the x factor fans

who did you vote for :P

(orbojunglist, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:49, archived)

he didn't stop and watch Father Ted?

deserves to die :)

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 15 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)

Wonder what ol' smeagol's up to these days?

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(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:52, archived)

Smezza G

Precious innit

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:05, archived)

ace

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:10, archived)

Kate Moss is looking less shifty than usual.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:14, archived)

Like it!

(and if I may drop this in here to avoid a threadwaste...)

not bin dune as far as I can tell.

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tubaman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)

I can't photoshop but didn't want to feel left out...

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Pig Bodine., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:23, archived)

what a beautiful couple i almost shed a tear..

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:48, archived)

dont do smack kids

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 0:49, archived)

I believe a man can fly... but....

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:32, archived)

Agreed

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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:02, archived)

5 what though?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)

Extra.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:26, archived)

Aaaaaaah... right

thanks for clearing that up

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:39, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)

haha

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Grampa, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 2:31, archived)

They're free so don't worry about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:39, archived)

Nelson Mandelas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:56, archived)

teaspoons of spunk to make it taste saltier

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)

pretend butters

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:56, archived)

Front page image made me think of think..... Don't try getting directions for Europre.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)

wut

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)

oh it's pololotics

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:12, archived)

*prepares to turn

right and left at the same time*

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:08, archived)

Is this some kind of satnav Dance Dance Revolution?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)

"I love you, Mr Vic..."

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:04, archived)

hahaha

I just made uncle Vic drink three samples of my stale wee wee

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)

"Slightly tart..."

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:33, archived)

They both look pleased.................

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)

Needs more bubblegum...!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)

I love you too Vic

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Frogbeat, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

"that's a fruit Sinclair, that's a fruit brouhaha, that's a lemon Dixon..."

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:43, archived)

I like matches I like wood,
He likes various consumer goods,
Some are electric, some are not,
Interestingly enough supplied in shops,
I like peaches, I like pears,
Import, export, he don't care,
I recently purchased a video recorder,
Interestingly enough supplied by mail order.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:55, archived)

Oh Noes!

News: Palestinian model shot dead in Israel.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:58, archived)

in other news

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:03, archived)

oof

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:20, archived)

haha, christ...

Hamas and Gromit.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:25, archived)

Hah, oh dear

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Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:41, archived)

Odd... I immediately thought "HMV"

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:50, archived)

I thought "Jerky CDC in Crysis".

youtu.be/jkhufeGaNYI

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 22:20, archived)

I don't say about internet fanny works.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:28, archived)

click Nicely!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:51, archived)

Serves him right.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:55, archived)

Snoopy is a bastard.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:59, archived)

Facebark.

Or something.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:15, archived)

good grief!

- and have I missed the birth of another text meme?

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:19, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Lv0wAvCHM

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:23, archived)

*falls on a bruise*

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:26, archived)

*high fives*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)

My partner went to see them back in December

with Cud and The Frank and Walters on a triple bill. She was in retro-heaven!

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)

Brixton had support from Neds

I couldn't afford it :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:51, archived)

ah, another name from

the mists of time...and boo to empty pockets.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:00, archived)

She didn't say internet fanny works.

She just said "Cartoon of commercial work"

(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:30, archived)

this smacks of moggy...

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:33, archived)

(Honourable Member is upstanding, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)

text meme?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:33, archived)

is 'internet fanny works' common parlance now?

I must be getting old.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:35, archived)

it's part of the vernacular now

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:06, archived)

Ohhhh that

just Moggy

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:37, archived)

I thought as much.

She is a one.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10908670

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:39, archived)

I'm laughing again re-reading it

it just gets better

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:42, archived)

Almost too good to be true

I still can't decide if Moggy's a brilliant troll or earnest accidental comic but either way she certainly adds something to the b3ta experience.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)

I don't know

I just don't know

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)

yep - she certainly plays the 'straight man' to b3ta's tomfoolery

remarkably well. She's our Ernie Wise, in a way.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 19:01, archived)

internet fanny works

for me...

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:50, archived)

He was never the same since starting to take crystal meth...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:32, archived)

Bingo!!

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Chumps 👀, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:57, archived)

Pfft :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:00, archived)

Burns embassy nearest to Mecca bingo

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)

Haj! Haj! Haj!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:16, archived)

haha...

"virgins for you: seventy-two"

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:22, archived)

No, you're doing it wrong.

you're doing it wrong.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 20:28, archived)

They're not.

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Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 7:53, archived)

I made a snowman.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

Are they hiring?

I'd love a job at the internet fanny works.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)

Apparently not at the moment......

They're fully staffed after taking on all the employees from the internut fanny wanks works that just closed...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)

~~staffed~~stuffed

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:40, archived)

That sign looks brand new.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:35, archived)

I can't tell, I have no bightness, contrast or sharpness and everything is pink!

www.b3ta.com/board/10908821

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

Get back in the cupboard, and stay there.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)

Lucky you'd left it in there...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)

Don't fucking send him back in here!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)

Why are you in the cupboard?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

it's the only place we can get any privacy

now please shut the door

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)

I remeber when I used to have to place to myself..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

The delivery vans are kind of old though.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:12, archived)

Shout out the mesage....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)

Is there a back entrance too...?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)

There is but it's a tight sqeeze for a big vehicle...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)

i don't remember that sign

and now i'm off before this migraine makes my head explode, scanners style :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

Enjoy the rest of your day...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)

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Bish0p, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 21:41, archived)

He's like an albino morph

nicely :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)

He's like a Rawhead Rex from the snowy wastes.

KILL IT!!!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)

He;ll haunt your dreams....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)

Rawhead in fanny entrance ftw

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

I wonder if he's melted or fallen over yet.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)

I wonder if he's summoned the evil woodland Gods...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)

He does that while we sleep....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)

Red rags and bulls come to mind

Also I quite like the snowman :) I live in Norway I should have built loads but evidently I'm now old and boring

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)

I remember that episode....

Age is no excuse, I'm 47, but snow in the UK is a novelty and a treat if it only lasts for a couple of days....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)

It's true, you do get a bit tired of it here after a few months :D

Also most of it turned to ice quite a while back and the fall we had today was just about enough to turn the roads horribly slippery again and not enough to start building things. But there are big piles of snow scattered around. I might go to the park tomorrow and steal snow from one of the piles and build a snow cock or something sophisticated and adult like that.

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:28, archived)

2 days of it lovely. 3 days and I've had enough.

Build a snow internet fanny works!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)

Oh, God! The lies! The lies!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)

Hmm, not sure how I'd build a snow internet fanny works

Fanny works I might just be able to manage, though it would both be a bit abstract and rather obscene, but an internet fanny works I'm not sure. I could take my old router, which doesn't work and only wanted to talk in German anyway, and put that at the end, I guess...

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boris the spider, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:48, archived)

Is he conducting a band?

The Internet Fanny Works Brass Band.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:48, archived)

They didn't become regional champs without his expertise!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)

Damn.

No good to me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:52, archived)

He did keep crumbling...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)

WHERE'S MY SNOW?!

s'not fair.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)

Light dusting yesterday and as you see in the pic today....

Lovely treat as long as it fucks off and melts tomorow!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:27, archived)

Too warm in Cornwall for snow

Rain rain rain and more rain
Always with the rain :(

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)

Once had a driving holiday down there.....

In one day I experienced, thick frost, thick fog, torrents of rain and hail, thunder and lightning and sweltering heat with clear skies!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:10, archived)

Summers down here are shit

But I also used to find London was too hot
I should move somewhere 1/2 way I suppose

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:19, archived)

I finished up more tanned than David Dickenson!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:24, archived)

yay! he has quite a commanding presence

for a small snowman.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:28, archived)

He is the master of his domain.

Unless he's melted anyway!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:36, archived)

From the royal portrait artist - Kates biggest fan gets a similar treatment

(benchild, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)

did you paint that?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)

Nope - Found it on an etsy site

(benchild, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:08, archived)

You're kind of supposed to post you own stuff on b3ta.

Expect flaming shithammers imminently.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

Just thought it was awful enough to appear - my own or not?

(benchild, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:21, archived)

Not in it's own thread, in another related thread would have been better.

People get upset because it pushes other work off the board.

Work people have spent time making when they should have been working, so you know, important.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)

I wanted to check before I was rude about it :D

he looks like he's about to belm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:23, archived)

He looks like he's had a Leonardo Di Caprio tiny face transplant.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)

I don't get it.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:09, archived)

just dropping this in here

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

Cadburys Flake

Face

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)

woah! it's the paper fella I saw ages ago, but from another angle!

but from another angle!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:24, archived)

Bet he always travels single file to hide his numbers..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)

He bloody HATES Krayt Dragons...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:44, archived)

I find them alright with a little ketchup but struggle to eat a whole one...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)

it's a different paper fella

I went on a searching mission when I saw your pic, and finally found the artist Nick Georgiou.
He's done a few paper fella statues, and the photos have been in my hummus folder ever since! :-)

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

cool, he always struck me a family man

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)

Sex on acid is bad Mkay...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:18, archived)

needs more swans

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 16:41, archived)

that reminds me i have a b3ta bunker animation to finish

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

The B3ta bunker is in Finland?

EDIT: you ninja edittted

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)

Shutup shutup shutup shutup!

Loose lips cost lives!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:42, archived)

auto complete phone post lols

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 17:35, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)

Four score and seven fags ago...

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Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

hahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)

No more Kate's portraits, please

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)

Phwoar! :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)

Does he know the piano his on his foot....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)

Tits or GTFO

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)

Ooh, I say...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)

I drew Nell Mangle tied to a bed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:54, archived)

never thought I'd see

now cannot un-see

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)

Grumpy ~~Cat~~ sod de-ris

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)

Ha ha ha

poor Tommy Lee Jones.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

...and a grumpy old soul was he...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:41, archived)

I'd like to do sex at Tina Fey.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

They should replace him with Josh Brolin.

He does a way better Tommy Lee Jones impression than Tommy Lee Jones ever did.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:49, archived)

^this^

really enjoyed MiB3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)

^this^

surprisingly smart and funny film compared to MiB2 - Josh Brolin's take on Kay is well worth a re-visit for MiB4

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)

Hmm.

Brolin was great, yes, but the plot was an utter, utter mess.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)

Heheheh "globes"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:52, archived)

Well, after watching the video, i didnt find them funny either

But still - he could have at least smiled for the cameras - you know how people are. I like TLJ.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:04, archived)

TLJ is the worlds best curmudgeon :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)

too true

also, a bringer of the wronghorn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)

nothing says sexy like a sour faced misery guts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)

in his case, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:36, archived)

Yeah

His straight faced character in MIB and those japanese Boss coffee adverts seem to reflect what i believe to be his real personality

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)

haha,Tommy Lee Groans

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Q4nobody, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)

squirrel!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)

Nanu nanu

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)

Shazbot Kedavra!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)

You-nanoo-nanoo-who?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)

nightmares!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)

Is this better?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)

but

how does he smell?

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

dusts off an old one :)

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:12, archived)

I'd like to have sex with her!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)

DO YOU WANNA...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

david milliband?!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:51, archived)

He's such a playa...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

Ha ha ha

WTF is going on with his hand?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

i have no idea..it isn't shopped :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:43, archived)

it's like a floppy Spork itself

how bizarre!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:13, archived)

this picture makes me think that

"mindy and mindy" would be a fine fine thing

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

Porking Mindy

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)

pffh :)

I'd watch it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)

Yes!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)

top shop

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)

He looks in pain

perhaps she's squeezing his nads too hard

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:42, archived)

Eeeek!

and woo

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 14 Jan 2013, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha

They lost me when they had that old guy as their baby.

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Q4nobody, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)

yep

could have been funny as the plot for 1 episode, not a whole season

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)

Mindy, Mindy, Mindy...

...how I longed to touch your bottom.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)

hahaha!

brill.

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enceladus, Mon 14 Jan 2013, 18:18, archived)

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